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00:00:00 Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
00:00:05 The person's already refused the donation.
00:00:07 There's nothing else I can do.
00:00:09 Mr. Williams, I know you're rich. Obscenely rich.
00:00:21 But it's not about money.
00:00:23 My job is on the line, and if I disclose who the donor is, I risk losing my medical license.
00:00:27 Dr. Walker, everything is about money.
00:00:31 You say this person's the only match for my brother.
00:00:40 Uh, correct.
00:00:43 Then you must know I have no recourse.
00:00:49 This person doesn't donate.
00:00:51 Her brother dies.
00:00:55 You swore an oath to save lives.
00:00:57 Please, save my brother.
00:01:01 Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:01:10 Her name's Leslie Madison.
00:01:13 We're engaged, David.
00:01:24 Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:01:26 You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days.
00:01:30 I'm gonna get deported.
00:01:32 Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:01:36 What?
00:01:39 How could you say that? We've been together for two years.
00:01:46 We're already living together.
00:01:48 If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:01:50 See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you.
00:01:53 Ever.
00:01:54 What?
00:01:55 Look, truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:01:59 Who?
00:02:00 It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up.
00:02:03 Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:02:05 Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:02:12 Leslie! I'm sorry.
00:02:18 It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:02:23 I deserve someone better.
00:02:25 Fuck you, David.
00:02:26 Yeah, whatever.
00:02:27 Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:02:31 Yeah!
00:02:33 (Music)
00:02:36 (Music)
00:02:39 (Music)
00:02:41 (Music)
00:02:49 (Music)
00:03:04 (Music)
00:03:06 Miss Madison?
00:03:24 Are you going somewhere?
00:03:26 I can give you a ride. I'll speak with you in private.
00:03:31 Leslie! Leslie! Who is this?
00:03:34 This is my new boyfriend.
00:03:39 He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you.
00:03:43 So you're the one who's getting dumped.
00:03:47 David.
00:03:48 Sorry about that.
00:04:00 This is so embarrassing.
00:04:02 I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:04:07 And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:04:11 Wait, who are you? You said you needed to speak with me.
00:04:17 Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams.
00:04:20 Leslie, just call me Leslie.
00:04:22 Leslie, I need your help.
00:04:25 I need you to save my brother.
00:04:28 (Music)
00:04:30 I don't know about this.
00:04:34 When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:04:39 Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:04:42 Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:04:46 If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:04:48 I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore, isn't there anyone else?
00:04:54 No, you're the only one.
00:04:57 My brother.
00:05:00 His name is James.
00:05:04 He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:05:08 Parents died when we were really young.
00:05:10 We were raised by our grandmother.
00:05:12 Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:05:16 Yes, money. How could I forget?
00:05:19 Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:05:24 Marriage?
00:05:29 What did you just say?
00:05:33 Are you an American citizen?
00:05:35 Yes, of course.
00:05:36 Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:40 Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:05:42 You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:05:47 Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:05:50 Does she know who I am?
00:05:53 Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:05:56 Let me get this straight.
00:05:58 You want to marry me, and I want to marry you.
00:06:02 I'm not going to let you do that.
00:06:04 I'm not going to let you do that.
00:06:06 Let me get this straight.
00:06:08 You want to marry me, for a green card?
00:06:13 Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:06:18 Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:06:24 What do you say?
00:06:27 Okay. Deal.
00:06:35 [music]
00:06:37 Sorry.
00:06:44 We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:52 Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:06:55 Uh, uh...
00:07:00 Hey, are you okay?
00:07:04 Yeah, um...
00:07:06 You can use this one.
00:07:10 Come on, Leslie. You've got to pull through.
00:07:28 You can't get deported. Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:07:33 [music]
00:07:35 Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint.
00:07:40 Um, I'm...
00:07:42 Hey. Don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:47 I'll tell you a secret.
00:07:51 I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:07:53 I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:58 This one time, I was in this huge meeting, and this spider came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm,
00:08:05 and then he started crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants.
00:08:10 And we're done. See? That wasn't so bad, right?
00:08:16 I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:08:20 [sighs]
00:08:22 Eunice?
00:08:36 So this is your... aunt's place?
00:08:40 Yeah. On my mother's side.
00:08:42 I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:47 Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:50 Well, I can pick you up tomorrow...
00:08:53 to get married.
00:08:55 Oh. No, no, no. I'll get there myself.
00:08:58 9am, City Hall. I'll be there.
00:09:01 Okay.
00:09:03 Good night.
00:09:07 Good night, Simon.
00:09:09 You what? Marry her? Tomorrow?
00:09:16 It's the only way to save James.
00:09:18 [scoffs] So the money's not enough.
00:09:21 She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:09:24 Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:09:26 I don't think she knows who I am.
00:09:28 I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:09:31 So that way she can stay in this country.
00:09:34 Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers.
00:09:38 Keep it that way.
00:09:40 Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:09:43 You cannot let the public know about this.
00:09:46 If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:50 So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:55 Simon!
00:10:02 [music]
00:10:04 Here is your breakfast, Uncle Sherry.
00:10:18 Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:10:25 Hailey, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:10:29 She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways?
00:10:33 You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:10:37 Tabby!
00:10:38 Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:10:42 Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:47 I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:10:52 As soon as I get a job.
00:10:57 Oh crap! I have somewhere important to make it.
00:11:01 Wait, no breakfast?
00:11:03 Important my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:11:06 This is not funny.
00:11:11 Finally! My ticket to this great country.
00:11:21 Thank you. I made it.
00:11:26 You're welcome.
00:11:28 If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:11:31 Actually, there is something else.
00:11:34 Thank you.
00:11:40 I made a checklist. Please take a look.
00:11:46 Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:51 Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:54 Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:58 What's all this for?
00:12:00 A marriage certificate is not enough. I need this to look realistic.
00:12:04 We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:12:09 Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:12:13 That's not enough.
00:12:18 What?
00:12:20 [Music]
00:12:22 Move in? Together?
00:12:34 Yes.
00:12:36 Move in? Together?
00:12:43 Yes.
00:12:44 If you want to make this look believable, we're gonna have to move in together.
00:12:47 That's what married people do, right?
00:12:49 That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:56 And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:13:00 Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:13:05 That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:13:10 Wow. You are really on top of it.
00:13:17 I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:13:21 Look, don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy. A brother's life depends on it.
00:13:26 Thank you.
00:13:27 Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:13:32 What is it?
00:13:33 I don't have a lot of money right now, so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:41 Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:44 No, no, no, no. I have to pay it in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:47 I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:49 Okay. Deal.
00:13:51 Okay. Let's do this.
00:13:54 Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:14:12 You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:14:14 Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:14:16 Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:14:22 Real Short. The media streaming platform?
00:14:25 Yes. It's really popular right now. And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play Charts.
00:14:30 Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It would be great if he accepts our investment.
00:14:33 Oh, and one more thing.
00:14:36 Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:14:38 I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:14:40 And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:43 And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:47 Okay. Anything else?
00:14:50 Actually, yes.
00:14:51 Move me.
00:14:52 It's so great.
00:14:56 [♪♪♪]
00:14:58 Who's that?
00:15:09 Who's that?
00:15:14 It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:15:16 I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:15:19 She's not even that pretty.
00:15:21 Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:15:23 I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group. Why is that made for us?
00:15:27 Pay raise.
00:15:29 Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:15:33 And I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:37 Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:40 Okay.
00:15:47 Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:50 Hi, Simon.
00:15:52 Um...
00:15:53 Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:56 You haven't called or texted.
00:16:00 You know, I've been busy.
00:16:02 Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:16:14 It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:16:18 I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:16:22 Your favorite.
00:16:23 I, uh...
00:16:24 I've got somewhere else to be.
00:16:27 Where?
00:16:28 Bring me.
00:16:30 Mia.
00:16:34 Go home.
00:16:35 Simon!
00:16:39 Simon!
00:16:40 Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:52 Yes?
00:16:53 I need to tell you something.
00:16:56 Alright.
00:16:57 I got married this morning.
00:16:59 That's nice, dear.
00:17:00 Wait, what?
00:17:02 I thought you and David broke up.
00:17:04 I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:17:06 She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:17:08 It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:17:10 Um, I actually met this guy a while back
00:17:18 and we recently reconnected and headed off.
00:17:21 Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:17:24 Yeah, but marriage?
00:17:26 Already?
00:17:27 Well, what's his name?
00:17:29 How old is he?
00:17:30 What's he do for a living?
00:17:32 When's dinner?
00:17:34 I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:17:36 Almost.
00:17:38 Patty.
00:17:39 This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:17:43 Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:17:45 I'll be fine.
00:17:46 Hmm?
00:17:47 And I'm moving in with those finchies.
00:17:49 What?
00:17:50 Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:54 Who's the guy?
00:17:55 Some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:57 That's not nice.
00:17:58 What?
00:17:59 We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:18:01 She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:18:05 First of all, his name is Simon.
00:18:07 Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:18:10 Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:18:12 I have to take this.
00:18:18 Hey, is everything okay?
00:18:27 Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:33 Of course you can, husband.
00:18:36 I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything, you know?
00:18:40 No, everything's great with James.
00:18:42 The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:45 So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:47 Okay.
00:18:49 Don't worry.
00:18:50 I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:53 Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:19:00 You said that you wanted a small wedding, so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping.
00:19:05 And then maybe buy some rings.
00:19:07 Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:19:10 No need. I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:19:17 We're just going to use it for props anyway, so there's no reason to waste money.
00:19:20 No, no, no, really, really. It's no problem at all.
00:19:22 No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:19:25 I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:27 Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:30 Have a good night.
00:19:31 Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:36 If she doesn't want to go shopping, I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:41 He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:56 Who are you?
00:19:57 Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations. Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:20:02 Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:20:06 Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:20:10 Great, then let's get started.
00:20:14 [Music]
00:20:16 Wow, spectacular. That is amazing.
00:20:37 What a vision.
00:20:39 I love it.
00:20:42 How are you even going to afford all this? You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:45 Hayley, all of this looks lovely, but she's right. I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:55 Oh, don't worry. Your husband already paid. Just pick whatever you like.
00:21:01 Oh, I almost forgot. Suzie, show her the shoes.
00:21:07 Got it. Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:21:10 This was a special order. Paid for already as well.
00:21:13 Where are those limited edition?
00:21:15 Let me try them on.
00:21:17 Hayley, what are you doing? Wait a minute.
00:21:19 Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison. The shoes are in her size.
00:21:26 [Music]
00:21:28 How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:55 I love them.
00:21:56 Glad you like them.
00:22:08 Simon.
00:22:09 Leslie, this is your husband.
00:22:12 Yeah, this is Simon.
00:22:16 What the actual fuck?
00:22:19 This is Simon. Simon, this is my aunt's family. We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:28 Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you. Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:32 Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:33 But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:37 Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:39 Yes, Mr. Williams. We're all done here.
00:22:41 Shall we?
00:22:44 [Music]
00:22:46 Wait. What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:05 I'm not that rich. The car's just a rental.
00:23:08 [Music]
00:23:35 Simon, what is this place?
00:23:38 She thinks this house is nice. I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:43 This is where I'll be living.
00:23:45 This is a very good one.
00:23:47 This is where I'll be living.
00:23:56 This is a very good one.
00:24:04 I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:07 Wait, not much? What are you talking about?
00:24:12 This place is so nice.
00:24:14 What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:18 I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:24:21 How much do you pay for rent? I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:24:28 I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent, especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:33 Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:35 Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:37 We can discuss it later. I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:24:41 I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:24:44 Sunset Resort? Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:24:50 No, no, no, no. Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:24:56 Right here is perfect.
00:25:00 You want a backyard wedding?
00:25:03 Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:07 You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:10 What do you even do for a living?
00:25:13 Um...
00:25:16 What do you even do for a living?
00:25:21 Um...
00:25:24 I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:28 Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:31 Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:35 It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:37 As you wish. I feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:40 You're right. I should call Teresa. We're going to need some witnesses.
00:25:44 I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:25:54 Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:25:58 Good program.
00:25:59 Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:04 What's his name?
00:26:08 Simon Williams.
00:26:09 Simon Williams? As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:17 As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:23 Of course not. Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:27 Are you sure? Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:31 There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:33 You'd think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:38 He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:40 I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:26:44 Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:26:49 I wish.
00:26:50 Okay, next question.
00:26:53 Is he hot?
00:26:54 Major, I can't think of anything.
00:26:57 You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:26:59 Oh, the wedding!
00:27:01 Shall we cheers?
00:27:02 Yes, let's do it.
00:27:03 Let's take a look.
00:27:10 Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:12 So cute.
00:27:13 Again, again.
00:27:14 Okay.
00:27:20 You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:24 but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:28 Is that clear?
00:27:30 But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:36 Just give me a second.
00:27:39 Hi.
00:27:47 You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:27:49 It's very nice to meet you.
00:27:51 Let's cut the crap.
00:27:54 I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:27:56 And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:01 Immediately.
00:28:03 That was the agreement. Of course.
00:28:06 If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:12 Don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:16 So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:19 That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:22 I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:26 And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:31 So yes, I may be a poor, working-class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:38 I am not a gold digger.
00:28:40 Of course not.
00:28:41 Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:28:46 She's very hard to find.
00:28:48 Sorry about my grandmother.
00:28:51 Simon! It's okay. I understand.
00:28:54 She's a little senile.
00:28:56 Shall we?
00:29:05 Let's go.
00:29:06 Thank you. Right there.
00:29:13 Oh, I love it. Yes.
00:29:15 Yes.
00:29:16 Please. Perfect.
00:29:22 Can you get this real quick?
00:29:23 Yeah.
00:29:24 Uh-huh.
00:29:27 Perfect.
00:29:29 Alright.
00:29:33 Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:36 Right there.
00:29:37 Okay.
00:29:38 I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:29:42 Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:29:44 I need you to look like you love me.
00:29:47 Okay. Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:29:50 Sure.
00:29:51 I think he's right.
00:29:55 How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:29:59 Woo!
00:30:09 Bravo!
00:30:11 [applause]
00:30:12 Man, I am so tired.
00:30:26 Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:32 Did you get enough photos?
00:30:34 Oh, yeah.
00:30:38 Lisa took some, and...
00:30:40 Your photographer was fantastic. He made us look super legit.
00:30:43 Whoa, just legit?
00:30:44 We look cute in these.
00:30:46 Okay. Cute and legit.
00:30:49 Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:30:54 Why is that?
00:30:55 Yeah, it's because...
00:30:59 we're just a private family.
00:31:02 Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:07 I'll just make a new Instagram and call it "Leslie and Simon"
00:31:11 and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:13 Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:15 but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:18 That sounds good.
00:31:21 Okay.
00:31:22 Dr. Walker?
00:31:36 Slow down. Is everything okay?
00:31:38 Okay, we'll be right there.
00:31:41 Doctor?
00:31:47 Something urgent has come up.
00:31:49 We need to go into surgery right now. Follow me.
00:31:51 Please, call Dr. Kanth.
00:31:53 He won't be able to make it.
00:31:54 Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:31:56 I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:00 Since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:05 Miss Madison,
00:32:06 please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:09 You're so brave.
00:32:17 Thank you so much.
00:32:19 You'll feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in.
00:32:32 Hey, you're not helping.
00:32:34 (SIGHS)
00:32:35 Here we go.
00:32:41 I have to pull through for Simon.
00:32:45 I am so sorry.
00:32:55 I'm sorry.
00:32:56 Leslie?
00:33:16 Leslie!
00:33:19 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
00:33:21 Hey.
00:33:26 You're awake.
00:33:30 Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:33:34 My back kind of hurts, but other than that I feel fine.
00:33:42 What happened?
00:33:45 He passed out.
00:33:47 But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:33:49 Okay.
00:33:52 Um, what about your brother?
00:33:54 Is everything okay?
00:33:55 The bone marrow transfusion was a success.
00:33:59 All thanks to you.
00:34:11 All thanks to you.
00:34:13 All thanks to you.
00:34:20 I'm hungry.
00:34:40 I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:34:42 Do you want something to eat?
00:34:44 Um, maybe just a bag of fries.
00:34:48 No, I think you could eat something more nutritional than that.
00:34:51 Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:34:54 Okay.
00:34:55 Okay.
00:34:56 Ted.
00:35:03 I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:07 Hmm?
00:35:08 Hmm?
00:35:10 Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:15 All right, thank you.
00:35:19 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:35:21 Oh, I am so full.
00:35:46 This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:35:48 You should try my cooking, I'm an excellent chef.
00:35:50 Really, no.
00:35:51 You don't seem like the type.
00:35:53 Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:35:55 Wife.
00:35:57 You know, it's so strange.
00:36:02 There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:04 I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:08 Well, just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:12 So, here we are.
00:36:14 Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:16 Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:18 [LAUGHS]
00:36:19 That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:22 Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:36:25 My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:36:33 [LAUGHS]
00:36:34 Just so we're on the same page.
00:36:38 That isn't you, is it?
00:36:40 Well, Leslie, I...
00:36:42 What do you mean you're clothes?
00:36:43 Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:36:46 Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:36:48 Wait, Leslie?
00:36:54 Wait, Leslie?
00:37:01 Wow.
00:37:05 Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:07 Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:11 I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:13 I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, but the disturbance from the company...
00:37:16 Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:20 Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:22 Me, Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:25 She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:37:28 Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:37:32 Simon, let's go.
00:37:36 I would leave her if I was you.
00:37:38 She's a skank.
00:37:39 She's probably just trying to use you.
00:37:41 What the fuck, you psycho?
00:37:47 I'm gonna sue you.
00:37:48 Baby, it's okay.
00:37:49 No one calls my wife a skank.
00:37:51 Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:37:54 I don't want to hear them again.
00:38:07 Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:10 But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:14 Violence is not the answer.
00:38:16 Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:38:21 You want to talk about it?
00:38:26 What's there to talk about?
00:38:28 I basically saw everything.
00:38:31 He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:38:35 We even got engaged.
00:38:37 I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:38:41 Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:38:45 Like Sarah.
00:38:46 He doesn't deserve you.
00:38:48 I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:38:52 Begging someone to help me.
00:38:55 Feeling so powerless.
00:38:57 I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:04 I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:06 James plays the piano.
00:39:14 I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:21 I couldn't do anything.
00:39:23 When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:39:27 I had hope again.
00:39:29 I'm sorry.
00:39:30 I'm sorry.
00:39:57 I didn't mean to wake you.
00:39:59 Morning.
00:40:00 Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:03 Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:05 I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:10 Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:12 Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:40:15 Oh, well, a competition then.
00:40:18 Oh, you're wrong.
00:40:20 Oh, you got something right here.
00:40:22 I'm sorry.
00:40:23 This is the moment of truth.
00:40:45 I try yours and you try mine.
00:40:47 Here we go.
00:40:51 Here we go.
00:40:52 How is it?
00:41:04 Oh, come on.
00:41:10 I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:41:12 It's actually really good.
00:41:17 Mmm.
00:41:18 Oh, wow.
00:41:26 Was it good?
00:41:29 Let me try.
00:41:30 Yummy.
00:41:43 That's weird.
00:41:45 [laughs]
00:41:46 What?
00:41:51 I got a meeting. I gotta go to the office.
00:41:55 Do you have any plans?
00:41:57 It's already Monday.
00:41:58 [gasps]
00:41:59 I have an interview. I've gotta go.
00:42:00 Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:02 Darling, you're back.
00:42:09 How wonderful.
00:42:10 You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:42:14 Oh, sweetheart, you're a doll.
00:42:16 Come, let's have some tea.
00:42:17 Okay.
00:42:18 I'm so glad that you're back.
00:42:19 I know. I missed you.
00:42:21 Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:42:23 By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:42:27 They're great for your health.
00:42:29 Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:42:31 But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:42:33 You're practically family.
00:42:35 [laughs]
00:42:36 That's the thing, Francesca.
00:42:38 I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:42:41 Of course he's going to marry you.
00:42:43 We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:42:46 And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:42:49 But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:42:54 I make the time to see him.
00:42:56 He says no.
00:42:57 Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:00 Preoccupied? With what?
00:43:03 Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:07 If Simon doesn't want me, I don't--
00:43:09 Mia, he--
00:43:12 I'm going to tell you something.
00:43:14 But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:43:19 Of course. You have my word.
00:43:22 Just my luck.
00:43:32 Sarah, meet Leslie, my-- my loser, actually.
00:43:40 Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:43:42 This is a professional setting.
00:43:43 You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:43:46 When I saw your resume, I almost laughed.
00:43:56 I thought I just had to interview you.
00:43:59 So, Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:09 I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:44:14 I wasn't fired.
00:44:16 I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:44:18 They always blame their problems on others.
00:44:21 They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:44:23 There's actually a word for that.
00:44:25 It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:44:30 Loser.
00:44:32 Thank you for interviewing me.
00:44:34 You're very professional.
00:44:37 The boss should be proud of you.
00:44:39 Hey, it's me.
00:44:49 So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:44:53 Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:44:56 She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:44:59 And that's why she got fired.
00:45:06 What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:45:09 I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:45:11 I'm glad you're home. Dinner is ready.
00:45:13 I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:45:17 and not already have dinner on the table.
00:45:19 You're incredible.
00:45:20 Where do you usually come home to?
00:45:23 (knocking)
00:45:24 Usually darkness.
00:45:44 Well, you have me now.
00:45:47 And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:45:51 Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:45:54 How's it going, by the way? The job interview?
00:45:58 Don't remind me. It was the worst.
00:46:01 But it's okay.
00:46:04 I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:46:07 No, I love a good story.
00:46:09 Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
00:46:13 Shut up.
00:46:15 She was just like, "Oh, yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:46:18 I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job."
00:46:21 Hi. I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:46:35 Let me check.
00:46:37 Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:46:42 Your interview has been cancelled.
00:46:44 What? Why?
00:46:46 Um, that I do not know.
00:46:49 Thank you.
00:46:54 Hi. This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:47:04 Cancelled. Right.
00:47:10 Got it. Thanks.
00:47:13 Thanks.
00:47:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Bestie.
00:47:24 What is going on?
00:47:26 Something terrible is happening.
00:47:29 So, you're telling me that all your interview was cancelled on you?
00:47:37 Yup.
00:47:39 And they were all like,
00:47:41 "You're not a suitable candidate anymore,"
00:47:43 or some bullshit like,
00:47:45 "This position has already been filled."
00:47:47 That is very weird.
00:47:49 Right? It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:47:53 I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:47:56 I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:47:59 Oh, my lord.
00:48:04 What?
00:48:06 Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:48:10 Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:48:17 And, um, you're on there.
00:48:20 What?
00:48:24 What the actual fuck?
00:48:28 I can't believe this.
00:48:30 Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:48:35 Here you go.
00:48:39 (sighs)
00:48:41 I hate this.
00:48:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:48:50 We are going to put you down, and we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:48:56 I think you texted me his number.
00:48:58 He's not even my husband.
00:49:00 He's fake.
00:49:02 Well, I don't know about that.
00:49:06 He looks pretty real to me.
00:49:08 Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:49:10 That boy is crazy about you.
00:49:13 Yeah, boy.
00:49:18 These numbers are all wrong.
00:49:21 Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:49:27 Yes, sir.
00:49:32 (phone rings)
00:49:34 Leslie? I'm going to be a little...
00:49:37 I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:49:41 Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:49:43 Cancel it, Ted.
00:49:45 This is a changed man.
00:49:47 Oh, hey.
00:49:54 Thank you for calling. Is everything okay?
00:49:59 It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:01 Hey, come on. Come on, we got to go.
00:50:04 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:06 Can you help me, please?
00:50:07 Yes.
00:50:08 All right, let's...
00:50:09 One, two, three.
00:50:10 Come on. Let's go.
00:50:11 Hey.
00:50:13 Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:50:15 I told you, you're so cute.
00:50:17 All right, so this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:50:19 Okay. Come on, come on, look, look.
00:50:21 Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:50:24 Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:50:26 All right, watch your head there.
00:50:29 Okay.
00:50:31 Okay.
00:50:33 All right.
00:50:37 Well, Tracy, do you need a ride?
00:50:42 Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm super close.
00:50:44 Okay.
00:50:46 Well, can you let me in? What's going on?
00:50:50 Oh, boy.
00:50:52 Uh, there's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:50:56 that it could not be further from the truth.
00:50:59 A rumor? What did it say?
00:51:02 Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:51:10 show it to our HR,
00:51:12 and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:51:15 Okay.
00:51:19 Okay.
00:51:21 Simon.
00:51:43 Yes?
00:51:45 Let's drink some wine.
00:51:47 I'll buy you some wine tomorrow.
00:51:49 No, I want wine.
00:51:52 No, no wine.
00:51:54 Please?
00:51:56 No.
00:51:58 How about we make omelets?
00:52:00 I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:03 Okay, all right.
00:52:05 Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:52:07 I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:52:09 I think you drank all of it.
00:52:11 Don't you want us to have fun?
00:52:14 [♪♪♪]
00:52:16 Put this on.
00:52:26 [♪♪♪]
00:52:33 [♪♪♪]
00:52:35 Put this on.
00:52:47 Don't tell me what to do.
00:52:50 I don't want to be a fucking clown.
00:52:59 [♪♪♪]
00:53:01 No touch.
00:53:14 Um...
00:53:20 Leslie?
00:53:23 Hey, wake up.
00:53:28 [♪♪♪]
00:53:30 [♪♪♪]
00:53:32 [♪♪♪]
00:53:34 [♪♪♪]
00:53:36 [♪♪♪]
00:53:38 [♪♪♪]
00:53:53 [♪♪♪]
00:53:55 Simon?
00:54:22 You're naked.
00:54:24 Do you remember what you did last night?
00:54:33 What did I do?
00:54:38 Please don't be embarrassing.
00:54:40 Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:54:46 [♪♪♪]
00:54:48 Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:00 How did you know about that?
00:55:02 Theresa told me.
00:55:04 Oh, um, I didn't want to bother you.
00:55:09 I'll figure it out.
00:55:12 Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:55:15 I'm your husband.
00:55:17 Fake husband.
00:55:19 Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:55:26 What do you mean?
00:55:30 I've fallen for you.
00:55:32 Do you have feelings for me, too?
00:55:37 Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:55:40 That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:55:43 No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:55:46 Okay.
00:56:07 So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:56:10 Do you have a name?
00:56:12 Just a first name. Sarah.
00:56:14 I'm still looking into it.
00:56:16 Sarah.
00:56:18 Instead, he talked to me and got somebody better.
00:56:21 Like Sarah.
00:56:23 Sarah.
00:56:25 I know exactly who that is.
00:56:27 Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:56:30 Oh, and Ted.
00:56:32 I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:56:34 I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:56:36 Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:56:38 Cancel them.
00:56:40 What am I, a detective now?
00:56:45 Everyone, look busy!
00:56:50 We've got an important guest coming. Chop, chop!
00:56:53 What's up with her?
00:56:56 I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:56:58 Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming. Right now.
00:57:02 Whoa. T6 CEO.
00:57:05 That's a huge potential client.
00:57:07 Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:57:16 Two things.
00:57:18 I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:57:20 I would love to make a proposal.
00:57:22 And the second thing?
00:57:24 I need you to fire someone.
00:57:26 [Sighs]
00:57:28 Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:57:37 That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:57:41 I look forward to doing business together.
00:57:43 [Humming]
00:57:47 [Phone ringing]
00:57:49 Hi. Leslie Madison speaking.
00:57:55 [Phone ringing]
00:57:57 Thank you so much.
00:58:00 Okay.
00:58:02 I got hired.
00:58:06 [Screams]
00:58:07 I got hired!
00:58:09 Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:58:12 Come in.
00:58:14 Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:58:22 Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:58:24 Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:58:29 And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:58:33 Fiona, I don't understand.
00:58:36 I will not tolerate slandering in this company.
00:58:40 Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired.
00:58:44 I...
00:58:45 Sarah, pack your shit up. You're fired.
00:58:49 Fiona, please, give me another chance.
00:58:52 I'll do better. I promise.
00:58:55 I can't lose my job.
00:58:57 Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
00:59:00 Why?
00:59:02 Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
00:59:06 Who?
00:59:07 Who? You don't know.
00:59:09 CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
00:59:13 That woman that you slandered?
00:59:15 That was his wife.
00:59:19 You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
00:59:23 I am breaking up with you.
00:59:34 What? What do you mean, baby? Why?
00:59:37 I got fired.
00:59:39 Wait, wait, I did too. And it was for no reason.
00:59:42 No reason? Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
00:59:46 She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
00:59:50 That's something you should have told me about.
00:59:52 Wait, that's impossible.
00:59:55 Sarah, Sarah, wait. What are you doing?
00:59:59 Really.
01:00:01 Fuck you, David. You ruined my life.
01:00:04 I hope you die in a ditch.
01:00:06 Sarah, Sarah, wait.
01:00:10 [City of Toronto logo]
01:00:12 Thank you.
01:00:18 This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:00:21 So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:00:25 Yes, I recall.
01:00:27 So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:00:31 And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:00:34 Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:00:38 It's like, bam! Suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:00:42 So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:00:46 I'm really happy for you.
01:00:47 Thank you.
01:00:49 I have a new job, filed for a green card.
01:00:54 Life is just so, so good.
01:00:58 I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:03 Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:01:07 What do you mean?
01:01:09 Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:01:13 The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:01:16 It's this whole family thing.
01:01:18 Simon!
01:01:20 So, this is your fake wife.
01:01:23 So, this is your fake wife.
01:01:29 Simon?
01:01:31 Who's this?
01:01:33 I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:01:35 She's not my fiancée.
01:01:37 It's just a family thing.
01:01:39 Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:01:41 I have no intention of being with her.
01:01:43 But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:01:47 We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:01:50 Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:01:54 Immigrant trash?
01:01:57 You rude bitch.
01:02:00 Wait!
01:02:02 You told her?
01:02:04 No, I have no...
01:02:06 Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:02:09 No! Don't go anywhere.
01:02:13 I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:02:17 Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:02:23 What's going on?
01:02:25 What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:02:28 You still don't know?
01:02:30 Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying,
01:02:34 is CEO of T6 Group.
01:02:36 Multi-billionaire, richest man in the world.
01:02:40 Generational wealth.
01:02:42 Should I go on?
01:02:44 Is that all true?
01:02:47 It's still me.
01:02:51 Nothing's changed, I was going to tell you today.
01:02:54 Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:02:56 Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:02:59 You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:03:04 You're not one of us.
01:03:07 What do you bring to the table?
01:03:09 Mia, shut the fuck up. I'm going to do it for you.
01:03:12 Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:03:15 Leslie, please stop! Look what you did.
01:03:17 Simon!
01:03:19 Wait!
01:03:20 Leslie!
01:03:23 [SOMBER MUSIC]
01:03:25 You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:03:31 You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:03:34 Leslie, wait, please. Let me explain.
01:03:37 Explain what, Simon?
01:03:39 Explain why you lied to me?
01:03:41 Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:03:43 None of that matters.
01:03:45 If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:03:47 I'm not upset, I'm hurt.
01:03:51 Why would you hurt me like this?
01:03:53 You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:03:56 When you told me to give us a chance,
01:03:58 I really thought about it.
01:04:00 I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:02 Why not?
01:04:04 I mean...
01:04:06 Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:04:09 Look at me. I love you.
01:04:11 Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:04:13 Did you even live there before?
01:04:15 Why did you switch out your car?
01:04:17 I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:04:19 Deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:04:22 We aren't from the same world.
01:04:24 A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:04:27 Don't follow me. Leave.
01:04:31 Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:04:47 What? What?
01:04:49 God, you really are a loser.
01:04:58 Here, have some tea.
01:05:00 It's just a breakup. It's not that big a deal.
01:05:05 We're stupid anyways.
01:05:07 Yeah, you can say that again.
01:05:11 So what's your next step?
01:05:13 I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:05:15 I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:05:17 Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:05:20 My American dream is dead, Hayley.
01:05:24 That's a crock of bull.
01:05:27 Listen to me, Leslie.
01:05:29 Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:05:31 And yeah, he's really rich.
01:05:33 But he's not that special.
01:05:35 At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:05:38 You know how many men there are in this world?
01:05:41 Four billion.
01:05:43 Get over it.
01:05:45 And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:05:48 If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:06:11 Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:06:14 I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:06:20 Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the White group for the foreseeable future.
01:06:27 What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:06:31 I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:06:34 And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:06:37 I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:06:41 Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:06:47 The rest is sure she is a normal civilian.
01:06:51 In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:06:56 And I love her very much.
01:06:58 Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:07:03 Mr. Leslie, please.
01:07:07 No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:07:10 I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:15 I love her very much.
01:07:17 Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:07:20 How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:07:23 Hello, is this ICE?
01:07:31 Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:07:36 In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:42 I love her very much.
01:07:44 Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:07:48 I will not be taking any further questions.
01:07:53 Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:07:56 Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:07:59 [knocking]
01:08:01 Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:08:12 Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:08:16 Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because...
01:08:20 I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:08:23 As Simon.
01:08:25 Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:08:30 The normal guy, Simon.
01:08:33 Who likes to cook and eat.
01:08:36 And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:08:39 But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:08:44 What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:08:51 No, Leslie. What I'm saying is...
01:08:55 I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:08:57 I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:01 But what about your family?
01:09:04 Your grandmother hates me.
01:09:06 Well, that took some persuading.
01:09:09 Maybe a threat.
01:09:12 But she approves of you.
01:09:14 And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:09:21 Leslie, when I'm asking you this...
01:09:24 Will you marry me?
01:09:26 Again? For real this time.
01:09:29 If you don't marry him, I will.
01:09:32 Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:09:34 Hell, I'll marry him.
01:09:36 The answer is yes.
01:09:41 The answer is yes.
01:09:43 I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:09:55 If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:09:58 Well, James has finally recovered, so...
01:10:03 He didn't get to be in the first one.
01:10:06 We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:10:10 No.
01:10:11 You look so beautiful.
01:10:17 Hi, James. Hi, Grandma.
01:10:21 You are looking better every day.
01:10:23 All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:10:26 I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:10:29 Major déjà vu moment.
01:10:32 Well...
01:10:37 I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:10:41 but I've never seen him happier.
01:10:43 You're a good one, so thank you.
01:10:46 And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:10:48 You know, I've asked him plenty of times,
01:10:56 but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:10:59 How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:11:02 He threatened me.
01:11:06 He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:11:09 And that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:11:12 it would have to be with you.
01:11:14 He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:11:19 Five?
01:11:21 I didn't mean the great five.
01:11:23 Well, that was the deal, and I know you're going to honor it.
01:11:27 Okay.
01:11:32 #
01:11:35 Hey, you mean?
01:11:45 You mean I'll kiss the bride?
01:11:47 APPLAUSE
01:11:50 I'm so glad!
01:11:52 I love you, wife. I love you, husband.
01:11:59 Give me your bouquet. I need it. I need to get married next.
01:12:03 She's still in college.
01:12:05 -We're not even going to marry. -You'll see.
01:12:08 -Hey, what are you drinking? -Orange juice.
01:12:16 -So are you single? -Yes.
01:12:19 Can I be your girlfriend?
01:12:21 -Oh, I gotta go. -Oh, I'll come with you.
01:12:25 No worries at all.
01:12:28 You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:12:32 That's green card fraud.
01:12:34 No, ma'am, I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:12:37 That's what they all say. How long have you two known each other?
01:12:40 -Two months. -Two months?
01:12:43 You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love,
01:12:47 and got married all in two months?
01:12:49 Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days,
01:12:54 so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:12:57 I've been doing this for 20 years. I see right through you.
01:13:04 All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
01:13:10 then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:13:12 Wait, wait, wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:13:15 Any children produced by the result of your marriage
01:13:19 would be considered concrete evidence.
01:13:21 Need any other hints?
01:13:24 Well, looks like we're going to make some babies.
01:13:30 Serving.
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