Clasic Movie
Clasic Movie
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00:00:00You
00:00:02You
00:00:27Michelle screamed as loud as she could as she ran through the graveyard
00:00:32But if anyone heard her they didn't answer
00:00:35Soon she found herself in front of the old mausoleum
00:00:40Michelle had no choice
00:00:42She had to go inside and look for help
00:00:46She opened the creaking door and crept slowly into the lobby she called out
00:00:54Again it was only silence
00:00:58Then suddenly behind her she heard a sound
00:01:02She turned around
00:01:03And saw her boyfriend Steve
00:01:06With his belt wrapped around his neck hanging from the back of the door
00:01:12And he was drenched in blood
00:01:18What happened next he screwed her
00:01:21Nice language. Hey, listen to this
00:01:24There's this fried chicken place down the road from my house and my sister's best friend got served a fried rat
00:01:31No way. I've heard this story a thousand times. I know a true story
00:01:37There used to be this camp about 60 miles from here camp our wax
00:01:41Yeah, I heard about that and all these kids got killed. Shut up like the little brat was saying
00:01:48all these kids started getting killed a
00:01:51Bunch of little kids were hatched it to death and a girl got stabbed while taking a shower
00:01:57One of the cooks got boiled in some water. Mmm
00:02:01tasty
00:02:03The owner of the camp he got it in his neck with an arrow
00:02:11Well, it ended up that the killer was the shy 14 year old girl that everybody picked on except she was a B
00:02:17You're supposed to be in the cabin. Let's go just a second now
00:02:22Except this girl. She wasn't a girl. Maybe let's go
00:02:25She was really a he his aunt had been dressing him up like a girl ever since he was four years old
00:02:31If you don't get over here right now, keep your shirt on
00:02:34They found him naked on the beach holding the chopped-off head of another camper
00:02:39Jesus about 30 people were killed and the camp had to be closed down
00:02:44the end
00:02:47Ready
00:02:49Wait, what happened to the killer? I heard two stories
00:02:53One that he's dead and two that he's in Hollywood playing the dark-haired girl on the facts of life
00:03:01Bullshit
00:03:03She's alive, it's a guy not anymore
00:03:09He went into a psycho ward a couple years ago
00:03:12And while he was there the doctors gave him a sex change and our parents taxes paid for it
00:03:19well, he
00:03:20or she
00:03:23Whatever got out a couple years ago
00:03:26How do you know about this? My dad's a cop. He helped arrest her
00:03:31Actually, Sean is dating her
00:03:34That still doesn't mean that he can't be in Hollywood, let's get him
00:03:47It's only the second week of camp and you're already getting into trouble
00:03:50Give me a break
00:03:51All I did all you did was sneak away from the cabin to be with the boys
00:03:56Angela TC was there and he's the head counselor slut
00:03:59And then you tell that awful story scaring those kids half to death
00:04:04You don't deserve to be a camp. I should send you home. I
00:04:09Don't believe this screw you Angela if you want to send me home fine see if I care
00:04:29I
00:04:37Can't see a damn thing
00:04:41Damn it. This isn't the way back
00:04:47Angela
00:04:49Angela come on
00:04:53I'm sorry
00:04:56Where the hell are you right here?
00:05:03That's what you get for not obeying your counselor and
00:05:07Here's what you get for telling evil stories and having such a filthy mouth
00:05:17What a bad camper
00:05:25I
00:05:55Mean
00:06:25Oh
00:06:44Wake up everybody breakfast in half an hour
00:06:56What are you staring at
00:06:59Had you ever seen a pair of boobs before I'll leave her alone Allie
00:07:03I mean, she's only looking at that long black hair growing out of your left nipple
00:07:09Ha ha where's Phoebe
00:07:13Hey all our stuff's gone
00:07:16Did you see her come in last night? Hmm? No, no, not me. Hey, what about you guys?
00:07:26I think she got smart man. Wait, I had to send her home
00:07:33What I?
00:07:35Had no choice. I found her doing things with the boys last night that she had no business doing. I
00:07:43Know the rest of you are nice young ladies and you won't get into any trouble
00:07:48And Allie
00:07:50I'm sure we'd all agree that you have nice breasts
00:07:54But I'd appreciate it if you wore a nightgown to bed from now on I always sleep in the nude
00:08:01Nice girls don't have to show it off
00:08:08Okay, let's get showered
00:08:13Get her she's lucky she got to go home. I wonder what she did
00:08:17Must have been pretty serious. Maybe she got naked in front of the boy
00:08:24Remember ladies nice girls don't have to show it off
00:08:31God what's Angela's problem? I mean who's gonna see me anyway
00:08:37The tip patrol that's who
00:08:41Can't think good Alan mayor. All right, man
00:08:48I
00:08:50Love this camp
00:08:54You know, I was really surprised to feed the uncle John she seemed like she was such a good girl
00:09:00Well, you did what you had to do. What did the parents say? What could they say?
00:09:04I'm sure it's not pleasant hearing your daughter tries to seduce every boy at camp. Hmm. I
00:09:11used to brag
00:09:13Every good kid in New York came here and I'd trouble fill in half the cabins with God knows who
00:09:20Whatever happened to the good kids in the world. Oh
00:09:23Don't talk like that. Uncle John. There's lots of good kids. We just have to weed out the bad
00:09:39Get a life
00:09:43Here you go Leah
00:09:46Let's keep your tits growing
00:09:48Maybe you'll quit looking at mine. Not supposed to give food away. I'm telling Allie
00:09:53Good morning campers. Hi Allie. Yeah, what no breakfast
00:09:58Right. Look I'm gonna eat that shit
00:10:02And the eggs are runny but the oatmeal is okay. Oh
00:10:06Come on
00:10:08The Obi looks as gross as the shit sisters
00:10:13The shit sisters Jody and Brooke showed
00:10:17Showed shit get it. They look like they're stoned all the time
00:10:26Not that getting stoned can't be fun just not all the time
00:10:31So a Molly do you get stoned
00:10:38No
00:10:40Good girl
00:10:42Hey, did you hear what happened to feeds? Yeah, tough breaks. What's the big bad thing? She did anyway, nothing just sat and talked
00:10:50At least what she was with us God. I thought I was gonna kill her. How do you put up with that bitch?
00:10:55She's not that bad
00:10:58Come on, Molly. You gotta admit. She's a little bit weird weird isn't even the word for it. I
00:11:04Think she's a dyke
00:11:11Good morning campers
00:11:17Let's start this lovely day with a lovely song from our lovely Angela Johnson
00:11:30Let's all congratulate her for being counselor of the week she kicks out themes in the maker counselor of the week
00:11:41I
00:11:47Don't know what to say I
00:11:51Was once a camper myself, but it wasn't anything like this camp Rolling Hills is the best
00:12:03Can I have Molly Nagel and Ali Burtis up here to help me with our morning song
00:12:10Come on out
00:12:21We'll do my favorite the happy camper song
00:12:27Don't forget the hand movements
00:12:41Having fun
00:12:43Oh
00:13:08Hey Diane, can I get a picture with you Charlie?
00:13:13Say cheese cheese
00:13:18Perfect come on
00:13:22Okay, everyone that's going on the nature hike let's go everybody else get dressed for swimming and make TC down by the pool let's go
00:13:31And watch out for the legends. I don't want anyone falling off
00:13:36Angela
00:13:37Congratulations, thanks TC. Yeah, hey, you know why I
00:13:41Thinking today's your day off and everything, but I was thinking if you'd like to come down to the pool and swim
00:13:50You you could use a little work on your tan
00:13:55Um, maybe we should just get together sometime and talk I mean, it's your first year here you probably have a lot of
00:14:02You want a piece? Oh
00:14:04I hate green gum
00:14:08You know, I'd really like to discuss what happened between you and Phoebe sometime. Oh sure we could do that
00:14:23Were you gonna call me I don't have a phone
00:14:37I
00:14:52About three years cut you must really like it. That's okay. It's better than stay at home. You don't get along with your folks
00:14:59They're divorced. I
00:15:01Live with my dad we get along. Okay, but he's a young guy. He needs some time to himself
00:15:07I guess this way we both get our summer break. Where's your mom?
00:15:11San Diego
00:15:13She split when I was seven years old
00:15:16She couldn't handle my dad being a cop. So she moves to California and marry some jerkfoot doctor
00:15:23Hey, how about you your parents still married? Yeah 26 years
00:15:30Any brothers and sisters I have three brothers and two sisters everyone calls us the Brady Bunch
00:15:37I'm the youngest
00:15:39Hey, they say the youngest is supposed to be pretty spoiled. Is that true?
00:15:44Sometimes I hear cops kids supposed to be pretty wild. Is that true?
00:15:49sometimes
00:15:55You know the newspapers say I'm the best soccer player Lions Township's had in the past seven years
00:16:00Great, you know, I've been on the honor roll every semester except for one
00:16:07and
00:16:09How I played saxophone, too
00:16:13Rob Duranko
00:16:17If you throw me in that water, I'll kill you oh, yeah
00:16:37Amelia party has to two o'clock. All right
00:16:48So you want to go get us something to drink
00:17:07I
00:17:37And if you pay me money
00:18:07Oh
00:18:20Morning Angela, have you seen the showed sisters? Uh, no. No, they weren't at breakfast come to think of it. Neither was Ralph
00:18:32Morning TC
00:18:37Oh
00:18:39I
00:19:09You know, it's one thing to say I'm the best soccer player in the world, but it's another thing to say I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:16I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:18I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:20I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:22I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:24I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:26I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:28I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:30I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:32I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:34I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:36I'm the best soccer player in the world
00:19:38You know, it's one thing to screw up your own life
00:19:40But you also screwed up your sisters
00:19:42Let this be a lesson to you
00:19:44Say no to drugs
00:19:46No!
00:19:48No!
00:19:50No!
00:19:52No!
00:19:54No!
00:19:56No!
00:19:58No!
00:20:00No!
00:20:02No!
00:20:04No!
00:20:06No!
00:20:08No!
00:20:10No!
00:20:16I hate this place.
00:20:18I want to go home.
00:20:20What's the matter?
00:20:22Don't you like to paint?
00:20:24No, I want to go home.
00:20:26I hate this place.
00:20:28Let me go home.
00:20:30To me, I told you I want to go home
00:20:32Let me go
00:20:34Let. Me. Go. Home.
00:20:38I think I can arrange that.
00:20:48Let me go. Just leave me alone.
00:20:50All right. Geez.
00:20:56Well, I hope you come back next year.
00:20:58No way.
00:21:00All right.
00:21:04Well, you can't please everybody.
00:21:06Two down and 38 to go.
00:21:08Um, four down.
00:21:10I sent the Schoedsisters home this morning.
00:21:14I found them getting high and fornicating
00:21:16with one of the boys.
00:21:18You sent them home?
00:21:20Oh, Angela, talk to me or T.C.
00:21:22before doing things like that.
00:21:24Oh, like I just did?
00:21:26I don't know.
00:21:28That was good.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:32What about a can of beer?
00:21:34Oh, no thanks. I don't drink.
00:21:36A walkie, though?
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:48I guess you've all heard by now
00:21:50I had to send the Schoedsisters home.
00:21:52No big loss.
00:21:54I have a counselor's meeting in a few minutes.
00:21:56I hope there won't be any problems
00:21:58when I'm gone.
00:22:00Good night.
00:22:04Dyke.
00:22:18So...
00:22:20Molly.
00:22:22What's this I hear about you and Sean?
00:22:24What did you hear?
00:22:26Everyone knows you like him.
00:22:28I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
00:22:30That's impossible,
00:22:32because if you were in the bed, he wouldn't be.
00:22:34Shh.
00:22:36Did you hear that?
00:22:38There's somebody out there.
00:22:44I didn't hear anything.
00:22:46It's probably Angela spying on us.
00:22:48See?
00:22:50I told you.
00:22:54Hey, who's out there?
00:22:56Just us, monster!
00:22:58Ah!
00:23:00Ah!
00:23:02Ah!
00:23:04Ah!
00:23:06Ah!
00:23:08Ah!
00:23:10Ah!
00:23:12Ah!
00:23:14Ah!
00:23:16Ah!
00:23:18Get off my bra!
00:23:22Get off my bra!
00:23:24Get off!
00:23:26Get off!
00:23:28Get off my bra!
00:23:32Uncle John's gonna hear about this.
00:23:34You're all in big trouble.
00:23:36Get out of here!
00:23:38You know, they weren't doing anything wrong.
00:23:40They were just having some fun.
00:23:42Get out of here!
00:23:52I don't like being the Wicked Witch of the West.
00:23:56But I know what happens when you do.
00:23:58I know what happens when you do.
00:24:00I know what happens when you do.
00:24:02I know what happens when you do.
00:24:04I'm glad you're not the most honest.
00:24:06But I know what happens when things get out of control.
00:24:12Get this place cleaned up!
00:24:16That's a mind.
00:24:18That's a mind.
00:24:20And I'll get you, my pretty!
00:24:22And your little dog, too.
00:24:24See?
00:24:26Hey, hey hey hey.
00:24:28Who says we get the boys back tonight?
00:24:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:32She's really angry who gives a shit besides if we do it at 2 or 3 in the morning. She's not gonna find out
00:24:38Yeah, what do we do?
00:24:41jockstraps
00:24:55Call me when it's over
00:25:02Oh
00:25:11Well, if you don't give them back to us you're gonna be seeing a lot of this
00:25:26You know, you don't have to go home I want to go home
00:25:32I
00:25:37I'm sorry you feel that way
00:25:40Because even though you did a cheap disgusting act by exposing your breasts
00:25:45I really think that you didn't know any better
00:25:48You were just trying to impress everybody especially Ally. I was not
00:25:54Sure you were
00:25:57Mary you don't have to go through life as a tagalong
00:26:02Why don't you just try being yourself?
00:26:05My name is not Mary. It's mare. I hate that name
00:26:11I'm giving you one last chance mayor
00:26:14We're sleeping out tomorrow night. I'd love to have you there. Just say you're sorry
00:26:22Never I would rather die first Angela
00:26:26What are you looking for a gun? No a drill
00:26:56Asshole you guys better not play with your food
00:27:05Yeah, we'll get her tonight when y'all camping out right Anthony a little scared to death
00:27:12Wanna help Rob? No, not tonight. I got a date
00:27:17His left hand
00:27:19How about you Sean wanna help? I
00:27:22Don't know maybe hey, you seem to be pretty busy these days if you know what I mean
00:27:30Let me have your attention campus TC would like to have a word with you
00:27:46Before we get started today, I would like to read over a list of things that are missing
00:27:51Please pay close attention
00:27:54One camp rolling hills sweatshirt one blue and white striped beach towel
00:27:59One first-aid kit one pair of black Ray-Ban sunglasses a saw 50 feet of rope
00:28:06the battery from my car a
00:28:12Portable electric drill ten pairs of panties three bras. We've been a busy boy. Haven't we Rob?
00:28:19And for athletic supporters, oh, yeah, one of those are mine. Oh, which one the bras are the panties?
00:28:32Hey, I got a joke listen, where do you store extra belly buttons where and they've reserved
00:28:41Hey, you wanna hear this, okay, like I was playing soccer once in this game and like now I was running and
00:28:48I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I was running and I
00:29:18was running and I was running.
00:29:30Hi!
00:29:32Molly.
00:29:33Do you want some company?
00:29:35How did you know I was up here?
00:29:37I followed you.
00:29:38I hope you don't mind.
00:29:40No, of course not.
00:29:41It's so pretty up here, isn't it?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:47Can you put that in there?
00:29:48No, you can't.
00:29:49It's all boarded up.
00:29:53So you didn't come all the way up here for nothing.
00:29:56Is there something wrong?
00:29:58Well, does it have to do with you and Shawn?
00:30:04He's a nice kid, even if he did talk back to me.
00:30:09You like him a lot, don't you?
00:30:12Mm-hmm.
00:30:13But Allie likes him, too.
00:30:16Oh, don't worry about Allie.
00:30:19Shawn's smart.
00:30:20He knows a good thing when he sees it.
00:30:23Yeah, but she's so popular.
00:30:25I mean, she's even a cheerleader.
00:30:27So?
00:30:28Well, guys like to go out with cheerleaders.
00:30:32I tried out for it, but I didn't make it.
00:30:36I guess I just didn't cheer loud enough.
00:30:40I'm so shy sometimes.
00:30:43I used to be shy.
00:30:46I'd never talk to anyone.
00:30:48You?
00:30:50Now you can't get me to shut up?
00:30:53It's more than that.
00:30:56Allie, she's more experienced.
00:31:00Mm.
00:31:01Which means that she probably has a disease or two.
00:31:04Angela.
00:31:05Well, in this day and age, you can't be too careful.
00:31:09And no matter what they say, boys like nice girls.
00:31:14I am still a virgin, and I'm proud to be one.
00:31:20I feel so awkward.
00:31:21I don't know what to do.
00:31:24Well, there's a saying that my aunt taught me.
00:31:27It's helped me through a lot of hard times.
00:31:29And it goes like this.
00:31:31Keep your morals strong, and you'll never go wrong.
00:31:35OK.
00:31:36I gotta get back.
00:31:39Have there been any help?
00:31:41Lots.
00:31:42Good.
00:31:43Give me a hug.
00:31:45Let's go.
00:31:50Gross!
00:31:52Slimy gopher guts.
00:31:54Look out, future wild elephant hearts.
00:31:57Dead teenagers brains.
00:31:59Angela, what's really in there?
00:32:02Dead teenagers brains.
00:32:06Oh, no.
00:32:20Hey, grab some paint.
00:32:23I got this idea about a year ago.
00:32:25Now, if this doesn't scare Angela, nothing will.
00:32:28How's your glove coming?
00:32:29Almost finished.
00:32:31Well, it's going to be great.
00:32:33Angela will dookie in her pants.
00:32:45Check it out.
00:32:46What is it?
00:32:47Picture of the mare.
00:32:48I got it right before she took a shower.
00:32:50Man, it's out of focus.
00:32:51You can still tell what it is.
00:32:59Look at this one.
00:33:00This is out of focus.
00:33:01What are you looking at?
00:33:04What do you mean?
00:33:06Let me see.
00:33:08Nothing to see.
00:33:11Let me see what you have in your hand.
00:33:18Come on.
00:33:34Uncle John's going to hear about this.
00:33:41Was Angela's picture in this?
00:33:44Yes.
00:33:45Oh, shit.
00:33:50Nice tits.
00:33:53Go ahead and joke.
00:33:54But I never thought pornography was funny.
00:33:57You're right.
00:33:58I never thought pornography was funny.
00:34:01You're right.
00:34:02You're right.
00:34:02I'm ashamed of myself.
00:34:04I'll handle it.
00:34:05They should be sent home.
00:34:06No, there's no way.
00:34:08Uncle John would never go for that.
00:34:09Charlie and Emilio have been coming here for years.
00:34:12Don't worry.
00:34:13I'll handle it.
00:34:15Oh, by the way, you might want to keep
00:34:17your eyes and ears open tonight.
00:34:19I think a couple of the kids are going to try to scare you.
00:34:21I overheard them talking about it.
00:34:24Don't worry.
00:34:25I'll handle it.
00:34:31Come on.
00:34:49Now, this will give Angela one hell of a nightmare.
00:34:57Boo!
00:34:58Oh.
00:34:58I got you.
00:35:00I thought Angela was missing all the fun.
00:35:02I can't believe she forgot her pillow.
00:35:05You know, I thought we were supposed to be roughing it.
00:35:07I mean, we're not even supposed to need a pillow.
00:35:11I wonder where the boys are.
00:35:13Weren't they supposed to scare us?
00:35:15They're supposed to scare Angela, so act surprised.
00:35:19Wouldn't it be funny if they showed up
00:35:20and she wasn't even here?
00:35:23I hope they don't show, because all they're going to do
00:35:25is get us in trouble.
00:35:26And my folks will strangle me if I get sent home.
00:35:29Well, turn that song up.
00:35:32Hey, you know, you've got pretty good taste.
00:35:34Yeah, full white suburban cheerleader.
00:35:37Thanks.
00:35:41Hey!
00:35:42Come on.
00:36:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:01Ow!
00:36:02Whoa!
00:36:02You almost broke my machete.
00:36:04Help me find my glove.
00:36:05Damn, where'd you put it?
00:36:07If I knew that, I'd have it.
00:36:09Listen, I'm going to take a piss.
00:36:10If you don't have that glove by the time I get back,
00:36:12I'm leaving without you.
00:36:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:30Hey, where'd you find it?
00:36:34Oh!
00:36:35Oh!
00:36:36Oh!
00:36:37Oh!
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:56Hey, faggot, where are you?
00:36:58Anthony, come on.
00:36:59I'm leaving without you.
00:37:04Anthony?
00:37:19Anthony?
00:37:28Oh, God!
00:37:29What'd you do that for?
00:37:31That could be too...
00:37:32Ah!
00:37:33Oh, my God!
00:37:42No!
00:37:43Please, no!
00:37:44Ah!
00:37:45No!
00:37:46Sorry.
00:37:47Once I start a task, I always finish.
00:37:54Hey, what's the name of this place?
00:37:58What's the name of this group?
00:37:59You know, they're really good.
00:38:00I don't know, but I won't turn them off.
00:38:02Don't worry.
00:38:05I'm so glad you went and got some more jumbo hot dogs.
00:38:08They're all beef.
00:38:09Ah!
00:38:13All right!
00:38:16Ah!
00:38:19Angela!
00:38:20Surprise!
00:38:21It's not nice to scare people.
00:38:23So you did know about the boys?
00:38:25But I don't think they're going to be showing up.
00:38:27I'm going to hand it to you.
00:38:28I didn't think you'd do something like this.
00:38:30Oh, you'd be surprised.
00:38:32Where's Allie?
00:38:33She went to the restroom.
00:38:34She said something about having cramps.
00:38:36I'll bet.
00:38:49Don't get up.
00:38:51Take your shoes off.
00:38:53Take your shoes off.
00:38:54Take your shoes off.
00:38:55Come on.
00:38:56Ah!
00:38:57It's okay.
00:39:00Ah!
00:39:01All right.
00:39:02It's okay.
00:39:03It's okay.
00:39:05Oh, God.
00:39:06It's okay.
00:39:07I'm all right.
00:39:08I'm okay.
00:39:20Oh, Allie.
00:39:23What's wrong?
00:39:24Oh.
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:28Oh, God.
00:39:34Oh, wow.
00:39:37God.
00:39:45Ah!
00:39:56Ah!
00:40:00It's here.
00:40:01Ah!
00:40:02Ah!
00:40:03Ah!
00:40:04Ah!
00:40:05Ah!
00:40:06Ah!
00:40:07Ah!
00:40:08Come on.
00:40:26Allie!
00:40:27Are you in there?
00:40:30Stop it!
00:40:35Allie!
00:40:38God.
00:40:39Quick.
00:40:40Hide.
00:40:41Where are the kids?
00:40:42I don't care.
00:40:43Anyplace.
00:40:44Look, stand on top of it.
00:40:46God.
00:40:48Hurry.
00:40:53Angela, I've got cramps real bad.
00:40:57You said you had cramps last week.
00:41:01Yeah, well, I've got them again.
00:41:04Runs in the family.
00:41:06Why is this door locked?
00:41:08I didn't want some crazy person to attack me.
00:41:19Cute.
00:41:22But the blood looks like ketchup.
00:41:36Hey.
00:41:37Uh-oh.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40Have either of you guys seen Cheddar and Anthony?
00:41:42No.
00:41:43No.
00:41:44Damn it.
00:41:45What, haven't you seen them yet?
00:41:46No, they haven't been seen since last night.
00:41:47You're kidding.
00:41:48Can you help me look for them?
00:41:49Sure.
00:41:50If you see them, be sure to tell the counselor.
00:41:52And tell the two of them I am extremely pissed off.
00:41:54OK.
00:41:55Hey, I'll see you.
00:41:59Hey, Allie, you want to throw the ball?
00:42:01No.
00:42:02You don't have to pretend to be nice to me.
00:42:05I know you hate me as much as I hate you.
00:42:08I don't hate you.
00:42:10Don't give me that goody-goody shit.
00:42:12It may work on Sean Whitmore, but it's not going to work on me.
00:42:17Has he screwed you yet?
00:42:20That's none of your business.
00:42:22I didn't think he had.
00:42:24Well, let me warn you, he's a lousy lay.
00:42:27We'd be perfect together.
00:42:29Look, do me a favor and leave me alone.
00:42:32Don't forget to run and tell Angela.
00:42:35Maybe if I'm lucky, the dyke will send me home.
00:42:54Molly?
00:42:55Molly?
00:43:00You want to talk about it?
00:43:05Oh, it's OK.
00:43:07What happened?
00:43:08Did you and Sean break up?
00:43:10No.
00:43:13It's just that Allie...
00:43:14What about Allie?
00:43:17She said she hated me.
00:43:19And then she said all these mean things about Sean.
00:43:22And about you.
00:43:26And then she said I'd probably come and tell you.
00:43:29So you can't say anything to her, you promise?
00:43:32I promise.
00:43:34Why don't you go swimming?
00:43:36You'd feel better if you got some fresh air.
00:43:38No, I can't.
00:43:39She'll probably be there.
00:43:41I doubt it.
00:43:43Where do you think she is?
00:43:46Probably fornicating.
00:43:48Probably fornicating.
00:44:18Oh, God.
00:44:40It's great.
00:44:42Thanks a lot.
00:44:45No.
00:44:57That was fun.
00:45:08Listen, you don't have AIDS or anything, do you?
00:45:11No.
00:45:13Great.
00:45:17See ya.
00:45:41Sean.
00:45:57Sean Whitmore?
00:46:01I knew you'd come around.
00:46:11Sean?
00:46:35Sean?
00:46:37Sorry I'm late.
00:46:41Shit.
00:46:43Goddamn Molly.
00:46:46Goddamn Angela.
00:46:50What's your problem?
00:46:52You.
00:46:54And kids like you.
00:46:56Very funny.
00:46:58I didn't think you'd fall for it.
00:47:00You're dumber than I thought.
00:47:02Yeah?
00:47:04Well, you're more fucked up than I thought.
00:47:06Ow!
00:47:08Ow!
00:47:10Ow!
00:47:12Ow!
00:47:14Ow!
00:47:16Ow!
00:47:18Ow!
00:47:20Get up.
00:47:22Get up!
00:47:26Get in there.
00:47:28Ow!
00:47:30Ow!
00:47:42Get in the toilet.
00:47:46What's down there?
00:47:48Answer me.
00:47:50Shit.
00:47:52That's right.
00:47:54One of your favorite words.
00:47:56If you mind if I borrow it for a moment?
00:47:58What else is down there?
00:48:02Answer me.
00:48:04You pissed away your good looks
00:48:06and God-given talent
00:48:08your whole life
00:48:10and turned it into nothing
00:48:12but a cynical, dirty mouth
00:48:14waste of flesh.
00:48:16What else is down there?
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:20Well, then I guess you're just
00:48:22going to have to climb in
00:48:24and find out.
00:48:28Leeches, Ally.
00:48:30For a leech like you.
00:48:32Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:38Ah!
00:48:40Ah!
00:48:42Ah!
00:48:44Ah!
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:48Ah!
00:48:50Ah!
00:48:52Ah!
00:48:54Ah!
00:48:56Ah!
00:49:06You should have been the first to go.
00:49:18Half hour until light's out.
00:49:26Hey, um,
00:49:28have you guys seen Ally?
00:49:30No.
00:49:32You showed really bad cramps last night.
00:49:34I think she's still sick.
00:49:36She didn't have cramps.
00:49:38Yeah? How would you know?
00:49:42Ralph, you got to stay away from her.
00:49:44She is bad news.
00:49:46I'm going to get a soda.
00:49:48Do you guys want anything?
00:49:50No.
00:49:52Wait.
00:49:54Wait.
00:49:56You want to play?
00:49:58Sure.
00:50:00Hey, um, you hear something weird?
00:50:02Yeah, what's that?
00:50:04I keep thinking about that camp.
00:50:06You know where all the kids got killed.
00:50:08Oh, come on, Rob. Ally's not dead.
00:50:10She's probably out screwing the cook.
00:50:12Yeah, but what about Judd and Anthony?
00:50:14I don't know. They're on a beer run or something.
00:50:16Ally's probably with them. Don't worry about it.
00:50:18You know something?
00:50:20I almost went to camp
00:50:23with my dad.
00:50:25He couldn't afford it.
00:50:27You're lucky.
00:50:29I can't remember the name
00:50:31the killer went by as a girl.
00:50:33I think she went by Peter.
00:50:35Everyone called him the angel of death
00:50:37because he said he only killed bad people.
00:50:39So, uh, tell me.
00:50:41How bad is Ally?
00:50:45Pretty bad.
00:50:47What do you got?
00:50:49Just two pair.
00:50:51A pair of these, a pair of these,
00:50:53and this one left over.
00:50:59Hey, don't you dare get me wet.
00:51:01Oh, we won't.
00:51:13Demi.
00:51:15Hi.
00:51:17Is there something wrong?
00:51:19No, just the strangest thing happened.
00:51:21Really? Tell me about it.
00:51:23I was in the rec room
00:51:25and I was bored.
00:51:29I was bored
00:51:31and I remembered Mayor gave me her phone number
00:51:33so I decided to give her a call.
00:51:35When I called and asked her mom
00:51:37if I could speak to her, she told me she was still here.
00:51:39So what did you do?
00:51:41I didn't want to cause any trouble
00:51:43so I thanked her and I hung up.
00:51:45That's smart. No need to cause trouble.
00:51:49Well, anyway,
00:51:51then I decided to call Pheebs
00:51:53and Angela, it was the strangest thing.
00:51:55When I called her house
00:51:57they told me the same thing.
00:51:59I talked to her little brother
00:52:01and he said she was still at camp.
00:52:03Well, I asked him if he was sure
00:52:05and he said, sure, I'm sure.
00:52:07Then this man gets on the phone
00:52:09and he tells me Pheebs is still at camp.
00:52:11Well, I was really worried about her
00:52:13so I told him that you sent her home
00:52:15three days ago.
00:52:17Well, he mumbled something
00:52:19then Pheebs' mom got on the phone.
00:52:21Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:23Nothing, just fixing my guitar.
00:52:25Well, I wasn't
00:52:27real interested in talking to her
00:52:29cause I've heard some stories about her.
00:52:31Boy, supposedly she sleeps around a lot.
00:52:33Well, anyway,
00:52:35I had to go through the whole story
00:52:37all over again and do you know
00:52:39when I finished she told me she didn't believe me?
00:52:41Well, I told her it was true.
00:52:43Then she starts to tell me
00:52:45how Pheebs was never any good
00:52:47anyway and how she hoped she ran away.
00:52:49Well, I didn't know
00:52:51what to say to her
00:52:53so I thanked her and I hung up.
00:52:55Then I got to thinking how
00:52:57this was all such a strange coincidence
00:52:59so then I decided to call
00:53:01the Schitt sisters and...
00:53:03You know something, you talk too much.
00:53:05Ah!
00:53:27Ah!
00:53:35Ah!
00:53:53Who locked the door?
00:53:55I'm going to tell.
00:53:57Somebody locked the door.
00:54:03Who's here?
00:54:05Allie, if that's you,
00:54:07you're in trouble.
00:54:09You're not supposed to miss dinner.
00:54:11Dimmie, what are you doing?
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:15I don't know.
00:54:17I don't know.
00:54:19I don't know.
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:23I don't know.
00:54:25Dimmie, what are you doing?
00:54:27Ah! Ah!
00:54:29What did I do?
00:54:31I didn't do anything.
00:54:33You're going to tell.
00:54:35Ah! Ah!
00:54:37Ah!
00:54:41No more whining.
00:54:43No more whining.
00:54:47Oh!
00:54:49Oh!
00:54:51Oh!
00:54:53Oh!
00:54:55Oh!
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:59Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:07Oh!
00:55:09Oh!
00:55:11I am the Lord, and I am the house.
00:55:22I am the Lord, and I am the house.
00:55:42Looks like you and I are the only two left.
00:55:47Don't worry, we'll still have a good time.
00:55:51You sent all of them home?
00:55:54I had no choice.
00:55:56I had no choice.
00:56:09I had no choice.
00:56:13Keep your morals strong.
00:56:18There's still lots of good kids out there.
00:56:21We just have to weed out the bad.
00:56:23Well, it turned out that the killer was the shy 14-year-old girl that everybody picked on.
00:56:37And to my favorite, the happy camper song.
00:56:44I'm a happy camper, I love the summer sun.
00:57:14I love the trees and forest.
00:57:19I'm always having fun.
00:57:26I'm a happy camper, I love the blue sky.
00:57:37There's the grace of God.
00:57:43I'll camp until I die.
00:57:56You're more fucked up than I thought.
00:58:06I'm a happy camper, I love the blue sky.
00:58:11You're fired.
00:58:37I'm sorry to have to say this,
00:58:38but I've told you before, nobody is to be sent home without my permission.
00:58:42Hell, I'm not sorry.
00:58:44Yesterday I spent the entire day looking for Judd and Anthony.
00:58:47I even called the police. I was afraid they were dead.
00:58:53What if I said that I was sorry and that I wouldn't do it again?
00:58:57I want you out of here before lunch.
00:59:09Good morning, Ursula.
00:59:11Uncle John and T.C. just fired me.
00:59:15Diane will be your new counselor.
00:59:18What?
00:59:20I have to go be by myself for a while.
00:59:23I'm sorry.
00:59:25I'm sorry.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:29I'm sorry.
00:59:31I'm sorry.
00:59:33I'm sorry.
00:59:35I'm sorry.
00:59:36I have to go be by myself for a while.
00:59:39I'll come and say goodbye.
01:00:07Hi. Is Shawn here?
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:12Hey, Shawn.
01:00:14You got company.
01:00:18Yeah. Hey.
01:00:20Good morning.
01:00:23I'm sorry.
01:00:25Yeah, we're good.
01:00:27I'm sorry.
01:00:29I'm sorry.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:33I'm sorry.
01:00:34I'm sorry.
01:00:36Yeah, what's up?
01:00:38Listen, last night Angela sent the other girls home.
01:00:41And then this morning she tells me she was fired.
01:00:44Good. She's crazier now.
01:00:46Rob.
01:00:48Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:00:50She's real upset.
01:00:52I was hoping we could help her out.
01:00:54We? How?
01:00:56I don't know. Just talk to her or anything.
01:00:59What do you want me for?
01:01:01I just do.
01:01:04Where is she?
01:01:06Well, she's at this spot.
01:01:08A mile or so from here.
01:01:10It's up in the hills near this old deserted cabin.
01:01:12And I know she goes there a lot.
01:01:17All right.
01:01:19Rob.
01:01:21Tell TC I'm out with Molly.
01:01:23Come on.
01:01:26You owe me one.
01:01:35Hi.
01:01:37Hi.
01:01:39How you doing?
01:01:43Uncle John makes me Counselor of the Week just four days ago.
01:01:47And now he fires me?
01:01:49Maybe we could talk to him.
01:01:51No, Mom.
01:01:53It's over.
01:01:55It's over.
01:01:57It's over.
01:01:59It's over.
01:02:01It's over.
01:02:02It's over.
01:02:04Besides, TC had just as much to do with it.
01:02:07And TC hates me.
01:02:09No, he doesn't.
01:02:11Yes, he does.
01:02:13We never got along well.
01:02:16He reminds me of this boy that I knew when I was about your age.
01:02:21He didn't like me very much either.
01:02:25But I fixed him.
01:02:27How?
01:02:29I drowned him.
01:02:30I drowned him.
01:02:34Hey, I wonder what's in here.
01:02:36It's locked.
01:02:38No, it's not.
01:02:42Don't go in there.
01:02:44Why not?
01:02:46What's that smell?
01:03:01I don't want to hurt you.
01:03:04Where did they go?
01:03:06To that old cabin up in the woods.
01:03:08It's about a mile from here.
01:03:10All right.
01:03:12All right, I'll be back in an hour.
01:03:14Angela is about to get her ass kicked.
01:03:16Bet you.
01:03:18All right.
01:03:31I always like to read the ingredients before I buy anything.
01:03:34You'd be surprised what they put in food these days.
01:03:37I mean, some of that stuff is poison.
01:03:42Too bad they haven't figured out a way to make French fries nutritious.
01:03:46I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:48I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:51I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:53I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:55I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:57I'm a nut when it comes to food.
01:03:58Angela is nutritious and a nut when it comes to French fries.
01:04:01Sean!
01:04:03Molly!
01:04:05I think we have company.
01:04:10Sean!
01:04:12Molly!
01:04:14Angela!
01:04:19Sophie!
01:04:21And just in time for lunch.
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29Mm-hmm.
01:04:30Hey.
01:04:31Mm-hmm.
01:04:32Come on.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:48Ah!
01:04:49Ah!
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:56Ah!
01:04:57Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:05:01Would you like a second cup?
01:05:03I knew your battery would come in handy.
01:05:08Now, who's hungry?
01:05:11Huh?
01:05:21Ah!
01:05:23Hungry, Molly?
01:05:28Well, I know a growing boy like you has got to be hungry.
01:05:32Come on.
01:05:35Open up.
01:05:41Angela.
01:05:43Yes?
01:05:44You're Angela Baker, the angel of death,
01:05:47or should I call you Peter?
01:05:49My name is Angela Johnson.
01:05:52You're Angela Baker.
01:05:54You killed all those kids that can't bear a whack.
01:05:57I've been Angela Johnson for four years.
01:06:01How did you get this job here?
01:06:04Easy.
01:06:05I've got great recommendations from doctors,
01:06:08psychiatrists, even clergymen.
01:06:12I did my time.
01:06:14Two years of therapy, electroshock,
01:06:17plus every kind of pill you ever heard of,
01:06:19plus an operation.
01:06:23I'm completely cured.
01:06:26If I wasn't, they wouldn't have let me out.
01:06:31How do you know so much about me?
01:06:35My dad's a cop.
01:06:37He'd hope to arrest you.
01:06:39Oh, you should have heard him the day you got out.
01:06:43That's too bad.
01:06:45Who really hears what's happening to you?
01:06:49Huh.
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:55Oh!
01:06:58Oh!
01:07:18Oh!
01:07:36Molly, honey.
01:07:38You haven't eaten a thing all day.
01:07:40Aren't you hungry?
01:07:43You gotta eat sometime.
01:07:46Even if you're sad, you gotta eat.
01:07:49Isn't that right, Leah?
01:07:54Don't worry.
01:07:56As my aunt always says,
01:07:58there's plenty of fish in the sea.
01:08:01Anyway, Sean wasn't good enough for you.
01:08:03He was always back-talking.
01:08:09Speak of the devil.
01:08:11Look who's on TV.
01:08:14I gotta go.
01:08:16I'll be back in a few minutes,
01:08:18and T.C. and Sean can keep you company.
01:08:43Come here.
01:09:00Oh, I'm happy when somebody's happy sometimes.
01:09:04I'm enjoying the party, Matt.
01:09:06The show's just beginning.
01:09:13No, no, you have to do it, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's
01:09:41fine.
01:09:42There's no rope.
01:10:10Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:10:28Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:10:40ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:10:45ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:10:50ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:10:55ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:11:00ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:11:05Ah!
01:11:14Molly, stop!
01:11:17I won't hurt you.
01:11:30I just want to be your friend!
01:11:33♪
01:12:00♪
01:12:10♪
01:12:20♪
01:12:30Just leave me alone!
01:12:32Just give me a minute.
01:12:34Just give me a minute.
01:12:36Just give me a minute.
01:12:38Just give me a minute.
01:12:40Ah! Molly!
01:12:43Poor Molly.
01:12:49It's any consolation.
01:12:53You almost made it.
01:12:55It's any consolation.
01:12:57You almost made it.
01:12:59♪
01:13:18Molly?
01:13:24You guys! Hey.
01:13:26What have I told you about this?
01:13:28Aah!
01:13:33John!
01:13:34John!
01:13:35John!
01:13:41Aah!
01:13:43Aah!
01:13:47Oh, God!
01:13:48Aah!
01:13:58Good night, campers.
01:14:29I love the trees and forests
01:14:31I'm always having fun
01:14:33Thanks for picking me up.
01:14:35Well, ain't no skin off my tits.
01:14:38Besides, a girl like you shouldn't be alone on this road.
01:14:42It might be late.
01:14:48I mean, if you're gonna get screwed,
01:14:51you like to know who you're being screwed by, right?
01:14:56Hmm.
01:14:59I quit these things so many times, I had to quit, quit.
01:15:03I ain't crackin' a window.
01:15:09Everybody's got a boss.
01:15:12I mean, the way I see it, I'm just too dumb to drink
01:15:15and I'm too fat to fuck.
01:15:18I mean, the way I see it, I'm just too dumb to drink
01:15:21and I'm too fat to fuck.
01:15:27Aah!
01:15:28Aah!
01:15:48Oh, my God, you're here!
01:15:50Howdy, partner!
01:15:52Ah!
01:15:53Aah!
01:15:56Aah!
01:15:58Oh!
01:15:59Oh!
01:16:00Oh!
01:16:01Oh!
01:16:02Oh!
01:16:03Oh!
01:16:04Oh!
01:16:05Oh!
01:16:06Oh!
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:08Oh!
01:16:09Oh!
01:16:10Oh!
01:16:11Oh!
01:16:12Oh!
01:16:13Oh!
01:16:14Oh!
01:16:15Oh!
01:16:17Well, time stands still for me
01:16:22Desperate
01:16:24Desperate to survive
01:16:31I'm alone
01:16:34I'm the captive of my past
01:16:39In solitude
01:16:42My penance is past
01:16:49Vicious memories
01:16:52Talk my peace of mind
01:16:56I feel helpless
01:16:59I despair
01:17:01A victim of time
01:17:05I just have to stay alive
01:17:14Nowhere to turn
01:17:16Nowhere to hide
01:17:18Desperate to survive
01:17:22Well, time stands still for me
01:17:26Desperate to survive
01:17:31Desperate to survive
01:17:38It's too late
01:17:40It's too late for us
01:17:46It's too late
01:17:48It's too late for us
01:18:00It's too late
01:18:01It's too late for us
01:18:31Torment
01:18:33I can't take the force
01:18:36I have this pain
01:18:39For it's all
01:18:42My time
01:18:44It's all the sins
01:18:46I must repay
01:18:51So tragic
01:18:53I can't take this pain
01:18:56Lost in my sorrows
01:18:58So heartless
01:19:00It's all
01:19:02To me
01:19:09Desperate
01:19:11Desperate to survive
01:19:20Desperate to survive
01:19:29Desperate
01:19:31Desperate to survive
01:19:47Desperate to survive
01:19:53Desperate to survive
01:19:57Good night, campers.