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00:01Hello, everyone!
00:03I'm the director of Eirai Zoo, Eirai Sonokaze!
00:08Today, a wonderful guest has come to Eirai Zoo to play with us!
00:14I'm going to give you a quiz about an animal with a mysterious characteristic,
00:18so you have to answer it quickly!
00:21Leave it to me!
00:23I'm not qualified for this!
00:25I'll do my best to use my knowledge of shitty games!
00:28I've been practicing hard all day for today!
00:32Today's light is invincible!
00:34Not a single animal is involved.
00:41It's showtime!
00:44If you step on the electric wire, it's all right!
00:47It's showtime!
00:50All right! Let's go to the waiting room!
00:58It's showtime!
01:01It's showtime!
01:04It's showtime!
01:07It's showtime!
01:10It's showtime!
01:13It's showtime!
01:16It's showtime!
01:19It's showtime!
01:22It's showtime!
01:25It's showtime!
01:29It's showtime!
01:34It's showtime!
01:38I'm not a loser, so everything is as I want it to be
01:43I've never seen it before, I've gone beyond my imagination
01:46Try tasting a new experience
01:49That's right, this is the best night of the century
01:54Leave yourself to this rough wave
01:57I'll be the best, won't I?
02:01It's okay, it's just a short time
02:04Take a deep breath and you'll be alright
02:34That's too bad, but I like that answer
02:39Hehehe, I got a compliment
02:41Here you go!
02:42A must-have energy drink when you stream
02:47Monkeys don't stream, but it's a pretty good answer
02:55Meow meow
02:56Shuwa-chan, go ahead
02:59This is an easy question
03:01What do humans love?
03:04The answer is...
03:06Alcohol!
03:10Shuwa-chan, you got it right
03:13Huh? I thought I was stupid
03:15The world has finally changed
03:18Velvet Monkeys live in the Caribbean
03:21They love alcohol so much that they steal it from tourists
03:25One day, I'll be a Velvet Monkey, too!
03:29Here's the second question
03:31The world's greatest yasude-san, Tanzania's greatest yasude-san
03:35protects her eggs from foreign enemies in a strange way
03:38How does she do it?
03:41Shuwa-chan, are you going to keep getting it right?
03:45I don't have an answer
03:47I just want to play the game!
03:51You don't have to run as fast as you can because you didn't get it right
03:57Hikari-senpai, go ahead
04:00Does yasude-san protect her eggs every month?
04:04You're so close!
04:06Yasude-san is the one who protects her eggs until they hatch
04:12Oh, I see
04:14Hikari-chan, you've been so close
04:18Is that so?
04:20Finally, Nekoma-senpai, go ahead
04:23I was just thinking that yasude-san's crappy movie is interesting
04:29But I think yasude-san and crappy movie go well together
04:33Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say?
04:36I said yasude-san and crappy movie go well together
04:42Nekoma-senpai, you're right
04:45Yes, the answer is crappy
04:47It's crappy
04:49What?
04:50Tanzania's yasude-san protects her eggs by stepping on them
04:54So she won't be targeted by the enemies
04:57Wait a minute!
04:58You didn't give her the answer!
05:01I didn't
05:03I don't want to lose this competition
05:06So I'm just doing my best
05:09So far, Shuwa-chan and Nekoma-senpai have won 1 point
05:14Hikari-senpai, do your best
05:17I'll do my best
05:19Now, the third question
05:21Hiramushi-san, who lives in the sea, has both male and female characteristics
05:27But he does something strange when he protects her
05:30What is it?
05:32Shuwa-chan-senpai, go ahead
05:34I think the animal choice is too maniac
05:38You can't use your answer to complain
05:42I want to talk about Acesulfamucarium-chan, who lives in Gachizero-chan
05:47That's a science fiction story
05:52Yes, Nekoma-senpai
05:54Before doing that, I think we need a date event to deepen our bond
06:00What kind of event is that?
06:03When it comes to a date, it's a movie
06:05The answer is...
06:07Let's watch the all-night movie of the Sharknado series
06:11If you do that, your bond will break
06:16But it's a sci-fi movie
06:19You two don't understand
06:23Hikari-chan has an aura of understanding
06:26Love is something you have to face seriously
06:31The answer is...
06:33Fight!
06:35I did it!
06:37Hikari-senpai, you got it right
06:39When a pair of
06:47That's not what Hikari-chan imagined
06:51She has a strong problem
06:54When a pair of
07:00When a pair of
07:04When a pair of
07:09I don't understand, but I'm glad I got it right
07:13Hikari-senpai got it right, and everyone got points
07:18You two are good
07:20Hikari will win the next round
07:22I'll win the next round!
07:25The last question
07:29The person who got it right will win
07:33When a turtle from the desert lives in Mexico or South America is attacked by an enemy
07:38It will protect itself in a very strange way
07:40What kind of way is that?
07:42Shuwa-chan-senpai, are you pushing the button reflexively?
07:48I've been able to sleep well because I've been able to sleep well
07:53I don't trust you at all
07:56If you are attacked by an enemy, then...
08:01I'll throw you
08:04I'll attract the enemy with a puff-puff combo
08:09I just wanted to be funny
08:13I have no regrets
08:18I won't lose, Shuwa-chan
08:20I've been looking for the wrong answer for a long time
08:24Dig up a lot of food buried in the desert and use it as bait to escape from the enemy
08:30It's called a bait shark
08:33I've heard this word somewhere, but it's incorrect
08:38Hikari-senpai, please give them a correct answer
08:43Funny answer, funny answer, funny answer
08:48Because of them, Hikari-senpai has started to think of funny answers
08:54Then I'll answer
08:58How does a turtle from the desert protect itself from the enemy?
09:02That is...
09:04From the eyes
09:10Hikari-senpai, that's the correct answer
09:13No way!
09:15That's right
09:16When a turtle from the desert is attacked by an enemy
09:19It will protect itself by firing a beam from the eyes of the enemy
09:24No way!
09:25I didn't know Hikari-chan's funny answer was the correct answer
09:28It's the best way to make fun of me
09:31That's why Hikari-senpai won
09:36Hikari-senpai, you did a great job
09:40Anyway, I won
09:43I did it!
09:44Congratulations!
09:45Congratulations, Hikari-chan
09:47Next time, I'll definitely win
09:49Where does your confidence come from?
09:53Then, next time, please hold a bait shark tournament
09:57What do you mean by that?
09:59It has nothing to do with animals
10:02That's right
10:10Hmm...
10:18What's going on?
10:21Shion-senpai, you want me to be a guest of News Live On?
10:26Every Sunday night
10:28I'll introduce the famous scenes of the Livers that happened that week
10:32It's Shion-senpai's popular corner
10:34That's News Live On
10:39Moreover, it's an off-collaboration
10:44Welcome, Yuki-chan
10:47Excuse me
10:53I'm looking forward to your collaboration today
10:55Me too
10:58I'll bring you some drinks, so feel at home
11:03Shion-senpai's room is really clean
11:10Huh?
11:14This is...
11:16What's wrong, Awa-Yuki-chan?
11:19Shion-senpai...
11:23I brought you a drink
11:26Thank you
11:28But...
11:29What are you holding in your hand?
11:32Of course, it's a milk bottle
11:36Why are you holding a milk bottle all of a sudden?
11:39Didn't we make a promise on the live stream?
11:41That we'd drink nothing but milk
11:44Of course we did, but why are you so eager to drink?
11:50You see...
11:52Sometimes I wonder if it's okay to be who I am now
11:59But...
12:00When I saw those cute girls
12:03I finally realized what I really wanted
12:07I want to be everyone's mom
12:12The 4th generation is a bunch of crazy people
12:15And now even Shion-senpai is mad at us
12:19Don't worry
12:21I'll take good care of you
12:25Okay?
12:29Awa...
12:33Awa...
12:36Yes, I'm Gachizero's mama
12:40M-Mama...
12:43B-Babu...
12:53Mama...
12:55Mama...
12:57That was a nice voice
13:00I'll put this data in the chat
13:04Babu...
13:05Look!
13:07It's spreading so fast!
13:15I didn't expect to hear that voice
13:21Shion-senpai!
13:22Why are you trying to stand up by yourself?
13:26That's because...
13:28There's no baby that's as smart as you
13:33B-Babu...
13:38News Live On!
13:40Konnichiwa!
13:41I'm everyone's mama, Shion Kaminari!
13:44Let's have another News Live On this week!
13:49And today we have a wonderful guest!
13:59Here's the first news!
14:01Asagiri Hareru turns into a chimpanzee in the gacha!
14:04As expected of Hareru-senpai!
14:06She's already flying at the start of the game
14:09Well, since we're here, Shuwa-chan
14:11Can you show us the VTR?
14:13Roger!
14:14VTR...
14:16Gachizero!
14:17Okay!
14:18Here's the first 10 lines!
14:20Well, if you're as devoted as I am, this should be enough
14:24This is the scene where Hareru-senpai is trying to win a character in the gacha
14:29Let's go!
14:38Well, that's the first 10 lines
14:41But no matter how many times you spin the 10 lines, the card you're looking for won't come out
14:47You can come back soon
14:51I'm going to pull with my nipples!
14:53I can feel the power of destiny coming from my nipples!
14:57Everyone, don't stop me!
14:58Reach me!
14:59My feelings!
15:01From my nipples to that girl!
15:02Reach me!
15:07We're already in our 3rd year, huh?
15:16Okay, that's it for the VTR
15:18She pulled the card she wanted and turned into a chimpanzee
15:22What a great chimpanzee
15:24And for now, let me buy that smartphone with Hareru-senpai's name on it
15:28Wait, what are you saying?
15:30I'll pay you up to 1 million yen
15:32That's not the problem!
15:34What are you guys talking about?
15:37I've always been a normal person who's always been a pushover
15:42It's dangerous because if you touch the gold line even a little bit, it'll tell you to become a baby
15:46Huh? I wonder what Shuwa-chan is talking about
15:50This is from 1 to...
15:52No, it looks like you have to re-educate from 0
15:56What do you mean by from 0?
16:00You have to live in my body and then give birth to me
16:05Eh? What is this mysterious fear?
16:10Okay, that's enough of the derailment
16:12Let's move on to the next news
16:15Matsuriya Hikari is setting a new record with the super spicy yakisoba RTA
16:19Her opponent is the super spicy max yakisoba
16:23But Hikari doesn't feel like she's going to lose
16:28Let's eat!
16:35Even if it's super spicy yakisoba, Hikari can't eat it fast enough
16:46But there's no way I'm going to let this end here
16:52Burn my life!
16:56Hikari-chan is on fire!
16:58Hikari-chan has set a new record of 1 minute and 20 seconds
17:06Thank you for the food
17:09I didn't cry because I set a new record
17:15Okay, that's enough of the VTR
17:18Shuwa-chan, what did you think of the video?
17:21Even though it was super spicy, Hikari-chan ate it all
17:26I want to be a mom!
17:29What are you talking about, Shuwa-chan?
17:32Hikari-chan's mom is me, Shion Kaminari
17:36Hikari-chan's mom is me, Itsuzai
17:40My mom is perfect for Hikari-chan's mom
17:44Shuwa-chan is my classmate, but I'm her senpai
17:47So my mom is going to be me
17:49I can't believe you don't understand how great your mom is
17:56Shion Kaminari
17:59I think we need to decide who's going to be the real mom
18:04I totally agree
18:06Today's news live is so interesting
18:11Hello, Shuwa-chan?
18:13You're in the middle of the news live, right?
18:16That's right, but I have something I want to ask you
18:21Something you want to ask me?
18:23Which one of us is going to be the real mom?
18:28Which one of us do you want to be born as?
18:32Let's see...
18:35I don't know what you're talking about, but I love you both!
18:43Shion's mom...
18:45Shuwa-chan...
18:48Why are we fighting over who's going to be the real mom?
18:54Even though we're the only one
18:57That's right, we can't be tied down by that
19:03Let's see...
19:05Thank you, Hikari-chan
19:07Thanks to you, I'm awake
19:09That's great, but what were we talking about?
19:14Today's last news is this
19:17Yamatani Kaeru is banned for the first time
19:21Hello, listeners
19:24I'm Kaeru, and I love boobs
19:26This time, I'm going to do my best
19:32Because Kaeru is a baby
19:37This one doesn't get along with the pigeon
19:40This one is...
19:48This sound is bad!
19:50That's right!
19:51After this, Kaeru-chan kept saying bad things about boobs
19:55And because of that sound, she was banned
20:01Kaeru will continue to say bad things about boobs
20:04Because Kaeru is a baby
20:07Kaeru-chan is doing a dangerous stream
20:11But Kaeru-chan has a serious side
20:15Really?
20:16Even though she's a talker, she listens to the listeners
20:19And when she receives fan art, she writes a thank you letter
20:24That's unexpected
20:27But when it comes to work, she's always in a hurry
20:31She's always like that
20:34But she's an interesting girl
20:39If I have a chance, I want to talk to her
20:47Thank you for today, Shuwa-chan
20:53No, thank you
20:56I'm really glad that I was able to collaborate with you
21:01Really?
21:03When I watched the animal quiz and other collaboration streams
21:08I thought that everyone who streamed with Shuwa-chan had a good atmosphere
21:14I think that's because of Shuwa-chan
21:18Shion-senpai...
21:20And I want to collaborate with Kaeru-chan
21:26Shion-senpai and Kaeru-chan have a good chemistry
21:31Right?
21:33But none of them have collaborated with anyone
21:37I want to collaborate with Kaeru-chan
21:42Even though I haven't collaborated with Daiki yet, I feel bad for talking to him
21:48Maybe he's not good at collaborating
21:52He just debuted, so let's wait and see
21:58You're right
22:00But one day, I found out the answer to this question
22:31How many years has it been? I don't know
22:37Even so, I waited
22:43How many years has it been? I don't know
22:48One day, I found it
22:53In the endless darkness, I was always alone
23:03Without a name or a memory, I was just me
23:17Hey, can I stay by your side?
23:24I finally found it
23:27Hey, please answer me
23:32I know you're here