The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 4-04. Life Is a Cabaret / Temper Temper
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00:00I can make my world come true, all my dreams will see me through, doesn't matter what may come my way, believe me now, I will win someday.
00:25Come on Tracy, it's bedtime.
00:27I just wanna watch the end of this.
00:29You're late, and these will give you nightmares.
00:32Then I'll go to bed then.
00:34You'll be like a zombie at school tomorrow.
00:36Night, night, night, night, night, night.
00:39Cam!
00:40Look, I mean it. We need to set a few basic rules.
00:44Rules? I don't need rules. Rules are the last thing I need after a lifetime at the dumping ground.
00:50What I need are humongous doses of tender loving care. But what do I get? A constant ear bashing from the cheesy puff police.
00:57Tracy, you are going to bed now and that's final.
01:01You don't want a foster daughter, you just want someone you can boss around.
01:05Well that's not me and I'm not changing.
01:07Maybe you should be the one to change.
01:10For a change.
01:12Goodnight!
01:57It's time to shine, yeah, yeah, it's time to shine.
02:01Oh yeah, it's time to scrub your man's face, oh yeah.
02:05Cover a frizzy hair.
02:07It's time to smile and cheese his mouth.
02:10Let me catch all the shine.
02:14It's time, it's time, it's time to rise and shine.
02:17It's time, it's time, it's time to rise and shine.
02:20It's time, it's time, it's time to rise and shine.
02:21He's around dreaming us, it's very strange and horrible is going on here.
02:25You're dreaming Tracy.
02:27Of course.
02:28You're dreaming.
02:29Dreaming.
02:30So come on, breakfast time.
02:32Breakfast time.
02:33It's time, it's time, it's time, it's breakfast time.
02:36It's time, it's time, it's time, it's breakfast time.
02:39It's time, it's time, it's time, it's breakfast time.
02:42All right, I get the idea.
02:45You really don't have to break into song every five seconds.
02:47And look, I may be dreaming but I'm still Tracy Beaker and nobody pushes me around.
02:56Nobody but nobody pushes me around.
03:01Nobody but nobody pushes me around.
03:06Cause I am the Beaker, the one and only Beaker.
03:09The celebrated, all the stated, breathtaking,
03:12Inception-making, awe-inspiring, wonder-working,
03:15Fabulous, tremendous, but a pretentious Beaker.
03:20And nobody but nobody pushes me around.
03:26Long, bouncer, my office, now.
03:37Yes, boss?
03:38Miss Beaker is back.
03:41Tracy Beaker? What's she doing here?
03:43This is a dream, you idiot.
03:46What a shame. In a short while, she'll be a shadow of her former self.
03:51You will assist me by breaking her spirit ready for bottling.
03:56Leave it to us, boss.
03:58Yeah, we'll sort it, won't we, bruv?
04:09We are the heavy lads, loads of muscle, full of charm.
04:12We'll sort you every bother, but pay us quick or you'll come to harm.
04:15Yeah, pay us quick or you'll come to harm.
04:20So bring on the heavy lads.
04:22We're the ones you need to call.
04:24Bring on the heavy lads.
04:26Satisfaction guaranteed, no job too small.
04:35You're not going to eat that mess, are you?
04:37It's very nice.
04:39We simply couldn't wish for a better breakfast.
04:46Lovely, bubbly porridge.
04:48Lovely, bubbly porridge.
04:51It smells so good, tasty and appealing.
04:55It's hot.
04:57Hot, hot and congealing.
05:01Any way you want to take it.
05:04Roast it, boil it, grill or bake it.
05:07Chew it up and swallow it down.
05:10Don't you grimace and don't you frown.
05:13Don't you frown.
05:15Cos it's lovely, bubbly porridge.
05:23Crash, I don't believe you.
05:25Aren't you going to smash a bowl or kick over a chair or something?
05:28Losing my temper would be a very silly response to a completely justified action by my elders and bettors.
05:33But they can't treat you like this.
05:35You, yes, you with the frizzy hair.
05:39Frizzy hair? Right, Crash, watch and learn.
05:48Miss Beaker, this deviant behaviour will not go unpunished.
05:53So bring on the heavy lads.
05:55We don't want you to go.
05:57Bring on the heavy lads.
06:00Get to work on this lot.
06:02Wash and scrub until you drop.
06:06Hang on, you can't make me do anything that I don't want to do.
06:09Oh no? Bones, tell her one of your jokes.
06:13Oh no, are they as bad as they are my whole life?
06:17Worse.
06:19Right, so there's a little squirrel, yeah?
06:21Or was it a worm?
06:23Anyway, it was on its way home back to its nest.
06:25Or was it going up a telephone pole?
06:27Maybe it was just a big stick?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Enough frivolity.
06:32You have failed to break her spirit.
06:36Bring her to me.
06:38Straight away, boss.
06:44All dumping ground inmates will now begin their chores.
06:48I repeat, all dumping ground inmates will now begin their chores.
06:53There will be no slacking.
06:56I repeat, there will be no slacking.
07:13Ah, Miss Beaker.
07:15How nice of you to drop in.
07:17Cam?
07:19Silence!
07:21I think it's time you were acquainted with the rules of this establishment.
07:27What rules?
07:31You will obey my every command
07:37You will not say no to any demand
07:43These are the rules of my establishment
07:49They're not to be broken, twisted or bent
07:54So, no treats, no sweets, no chatter, no clatter
08:01No telly, no jelly, no fun, no sun, no fights
08:08And definitely no late nights
08:15No? What's happened to everyone?
08:18Where's Crash's temper and Jackie and Layla and everyone?
08:22They've lost their spark.
08:24And the Wellards? What have you done to the Wellards?
08:27Impressive, isn't it?
08:29Very soon, Miss Beaker, all will become as clear as crystal.
08:34In a short while, you will be normalised.
08:37Your rebellious spirit will be removed and placed in this bottle.
08:42And you will think and behave exactly like all the other children here.
08:46In brief, you will be totally in my power.
09:08You're never sixteen! You'll never change! We'll never!
09:13Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
09:15There is no escape from this nightmare.
09:17It only gets worse.
09:19And now, I shall launch my deadliest weapon yet.
09:26Elaine, is that you?
09:28I'm your fairy godmother.
09:30Oh, that's great. And you've got to get me out of here quick.
09:33Oh, no. I'm just here to magic you that very special dress so that you can go to the ball.
09:38What ball? I just want to get out of this madhouse before I get normalised.
09:42But, Tracy, you'd be so much happier if you just lost that nasty, rough sparkiness
09:46and behaved like a nice, normal girlie.
09:59Every girl deserves a pretty pink dress.
10:03Anything less would fail to impress.
10:08You'll be a stunner at any function.
10:13The belle of the ball at every posh luncheon.
10:18A pretty pink dress is top of the list.
10:22So take my advice. I so insist.
10:27I so insist. I so insist. I so insist!
10:33Elaine, some things never change.
10:36Even in a dream you're completely out of pain.
10:39That was pathetic, Elaine!
10:42Sorry, boss.
10:53Come on, you lot. Let's get out of this place.
10:56Out? What do you mean, out?
10:58We have our chores to complete.
11:00If we don't finish them, the boss will break our spirit bottles.
11:03Crash, she can't bottle your spirits.
11:06Don't you remember how you used to be?
11:08Roxy, you were evil.
11:10Me? Evil?
11:12Don't let her win. You're dumping grandkids, remember?
11:18Every dumping grandkid has got to be bad.
11:23We've got to stick together so we don't go mad.
11:29Every dumping grandkid's got to fight to survive.
11:35So we'll rise above our troubles and stay alive.
11:43Every dumping grandkid's got to fight to survive.
11:46Every dumping grandkid's got to be bad.
11:50What on earth do you think you're all doing?
11:53We're leaving.
11:55Oh, really.
11:58Then we might have to have an unfortunate accident with these bottles.
12:09No!
12:10We might trip by an open window and accidentally fling them out.
12:15No!
12:16You see, they're not going anywhere.
12:21They've been normalised.
12:24And now, Miss Beaker, it's your turn.
12:31Tracy, are you alright?
12:39Um, yeah, I just had a bit of a bad dream.
12:48Oh.
12:49Poor thing.
12:50You were it.
12:51Me?
12:52You wanted to normalise me.
12:56What?
12:57Make me good.
12:58Turn me into just another kid.
13:03I want Tracy Beaker.
13:06I love you how you are.
13:07I love you good.
13:08I love you bad.
13:09And nothing is going to change that.
13:10I like you.
13:11I know you.
13:12You want to get to sleep?
13:13No.
13:14No.
13:15Oh, promise me one thing though.
13:16Don't ever become a care worker.
13:17Okay.
13:18Night-night.
13:19Ahhhhh!
13:20You've done gold locks, you've seen Cinderella, but there's no one quite like...
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14:48I've got enough on my plate today with these cameras.
14:51And Duke's not going to be around.
14:52Much I could do without any extra aggro from you lot.
14:55What do we need cameras for?
14:56Er, because I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
15:00SQUEAK!
15:01SQUEAK!
15:02SQUEAK!
15:03SQUEAK!
15:04SQUEAK!
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15:09But Sid, this is an invasion of privacy.
15:11Look, it's just till we get new staff.
15:13I don't like it any more than you do.
15:16If he wants to spy on us, we'll give him something really good to see.
15:22This is war!
15:23They're just trying to make you angry, don't rise to it.
15:25I'm not letting them get away with it this time.
15:27I'm not going to let you fight them, it's what they want.
15:33I could have had him if Sid and Anna turned up.
15:36Forget it, we're moving on to phase two.
15:38What's phase two?
15:40Dunno yet, but it's got to be good.
15:42Yeah, because once Crash falls, all the other kids will follow.
15:45And I'll rule this place.
15:49You've got to be cleverer than that.
15:51In martial arts, you have to use your opponent's aggression against them.
15:55What?
15:57I bet I can make him really lose it.
16:00Just keep Sid out of the way, and let these do the talking.
16:04Off we go!
16:08I think we can be a bit cleverer than that.
16:11He's always sticking up for Jackie and the other Muppets in this place.
16:14Yeah, so if we get at them...
16:18..then we get at him.
16:20All we've got to do is wind him up and wind him up till he explodes.
16:27They want you to get angry, but instead, what if you just smile and ignore it?
16:31That's stupid. They'll think they've beaten me.
16:34No, they won't. They won't have a clue what's going on.
16:41Eh?
17:03Oh, what now?
17:07So, what's going on?
17:10Well, we thought you might have trouble spying on us in our bedroom
17:13as there's no cameras in there.
17:15So we thought we'd come out here so you can see exactly what we're up to all the time.
17:19See, I had trouble picking what shirt to wear.
17:22And I'm writing in my diary.
17:25Is it clear if I hold it up? What do you reckon?
17:36OK.
17:38Is that everything?
17:40Ready.
17:43Shaving foam on a triple tart.
17:45Yeah.
17:47Those leaves aren't going to know what hit them.
17:49Yeah.
18:00Oh, it's really disgusting!
18:02What?
18:03Mine's delicious.
18:05Mine too.
18:07Yeah?
18:08Crush.
18:10Nothing?
18:13You're pathetic.
18:17Enjoy your dessert.
18:21Why did you let them speak to you like that?
18:25It's all part of our new plan.
18:27We're going to kill the Wellards.
18:30With kindness.
18:32We're going to kill them with kindness.
18:37Yes.
18:44Do I even smile if they take my moon rock?
18:46Yes.
18:47Destroy my invisibility helmet?
18:49Yes.
18:50Smash my aliens transmitter?
18:52Yes.
18:53OK.
18:55Mmm, yummy.
18:57Oh, that's disgusting!
19:04What?
19:05My favourite top's gone.
19:07I bet I know who's got it.
19:08I can't believe they've been in here going through my things.
19:11Jackie.
19:12How dare they touch my stuff? I'm going to...
19:14I'm not going to let you fight them. That's what they want.
19:17Right, let's see if this plan really does work.
19:23You've got my jumper.
19:24Yeah, so what?
19:26Nothing.
19:27I just noticed your skirt this morning.
19:29I thought it'd go really well with that top.
19:31I was going to lend it to you anyway.
19:33What?
19:34I'm glad you took it. See you later.
19:36Suits you.
19:38Bye, Roxy.
19:39Bye, Rio.
19:41Where's she gone?
19:42Weird. I just nicked her favourite top.
19:44She couldn't care less.
19:46Maybe she doesn't want it anymore.
19:48Whatever.
19:49I'll bring them down with the next stage of the plan.
19:52Let me do the shoe thing!
19:53Let me, let me, let me, let me!
19:55Please!
19:56Shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing!
19:59Please!
20:02All right, then.
20:03Yes!
20:05Battle stations!
20:12Finished.
20:20Get away from me.
20:23Now what?
20:25Well, er...
20:27They put their shoes on.
20:28And how do you plan to make that happen?
20:30We can't afford any more slip-ups.
20:34Leave it to me.
20:36Crash!
20:40I saw your painting at the bottom of the garden.
20:42It must have blown there.
20:43See? Had nothing to do with us.
20:45Thanks.
20:50I'm not letting my feet in those!
20:54What's so funny?
20:55What?
20:56Can't you smell anything?
20:59Yes.
21:00Yes.
21:01Strawberries with a hint of rose.
21:03What's wrong with you lot?
21:05We put dog poo in your shoes!
21:07Yeah, good joke.
21:10Oh, look at them.
21:11Disgusting.
21:13I didn't put my shoe on.
21:23Is this how you wind it up?
21:25Put poo in their shoes?
21:28Yay!
21:33What is going on here today?
21:35What do you think you're doing?
21:37I think we're just having a sleep-out.
21:40Oi, Chuck's my other pillow.
21:42And, er, Roxy, you sleeping out here too?
21:45Let's build a camp.
21:47Actually, you know what? I don't care what's going on.
21:49I just want you to pick this stuff up and put it back in the house.
21:51Now!
21:52Hi, everyone. What's going on?
21:54I'll tell you later.
21:56Crash, recognise this?
22:07Cool. Let's beat the game.
22:12Coward. Can't even stand up to me.
22:14Get it from your dad.
22:16I don't know. They say I've got his eyes.
22:18Crash!
22:19I can't leave you alone for two minutes.
22:21You're letting them walk all over you.
22:23I don't know how it's hard without me,
22:25but I thought I'd train you up to deal with those bullies.
22:27It's all part of a plan.
22:28What, the let's roll over and die plan?
22:30No, the be nice to them, whatever they do,
22:32until they go mad and explode plan.
22:35Tell me more.
22:36Tell me more.
22:53Where's our chocolate now? We're in ten minutes.
22:55Oh, hi, Sid. Didn't see you there spying on us.
22:58We moved the stairs.
23:00We didn't want to move her out of view.
23:02Then we saw another camera out here.
23:04And the loud hailers.
23:05So you can hear everything we're thinking.
23:07I'm thinking I've got an itch on my leg,
23:09and I'm deciding, should I scratch it?
23:11And I was thinking, whether to have chocolate now or later.
23:15La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I'm not listening.
23:19Bye, Sid.
23:20Bye.
23:21La, la, la, la, la, la, the cameras are staying.
23:25So, is everyone clear?
23:27Yeah. You two take care of Chantel.
23:29Me and the others will handle Roxy and Rio.
23:35Checking the painting. It was a stroke of genius.
23:38Yeah. Good one, Rox.
23:43Why was it genius?
23:45Because they have to wash their faces.
23:48Yes. And this staff is a nightmare to get off.
23:57Here. I think we're the same size.
23:59Yours are a bit worn out. It's bad for your feet.
24:02Yours are a bit worn out. It's bad for your feet to wear old trainers.
24:06Right.
24:08They're probably not your style.
24:10But you can borrow them until you save up for some really cool ones.
24:13See you later.
24:15OK, OK. What's going on?
24:17Um, nothing. I just...
24:19Why are you being nice to me?
24:21Everyone should have someone who's nice to them.
24:24Even Wellards.
24:33She was totally freaked out.
24:35I'm going to really let her think of this.
24:41Hey, Chantel. Do you want some chocolate?
25:03Your face is a bright red.
25:06Well, I think it looks good. Like I've caught the sun a bit.
25:09Caught the sun? We put shaving foam on your food,
25:13dog poo in your shoes.
25:15Why don't you fight back?
25:23Um...
25:25I don't know.
25:27I don't know.
25:30Er...
25:32Right, the three of you are on washing-up duties for a fortnight.
25:36Sid...
25:38It was just a bit of a laugh, you know.
25:40You haven't heard what we did.
25:42We came as good as we got.
25:45Didn't we?
25:47Yeah. Yeah.
25:50Fine. You know what? The less I know about this, the better.
25:59What now?
26:01Can't you see clearly enough?
26:03Turn that off.
26:05Excuse me? I'm just trying to have my shower in peace.
26:08There's no cameras in the bathroom.
26:10So you thought you'd bring the bathroom down here. I get it.
26:13Can we stop this, please?
26:15Maybe if there were any cameras,
26:17we'd probably think about coming back inside.
26:19Maybe.
26:29I don't know.
26:59I don't know.
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