The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3 -04.Crash Trashed/Theres No-One Quite Like Granpa
The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3 -04.Crash Trashed/Theres No-One Quite Like Granpa
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00:00Oi! What did you do that for? It was an act. I don't keep your book on.
00:26Maybe there'll be something from camp today. Pulse isn't here yet.
00:29She's been in New York for ages. Thinking of Tracy Beaker all the time, she's
00:32there. As if.
00:34Hey! Duke, he won't give me the milk.
00:39Give Tracy the milk. He's got milk all over me!
00:44Crash, for goodness sake. You should take it out of his pocket money
00:53when he smashes things. I've got a sugar.
01:00Nathan, there's tons of washing to be done. You're not wrong.
01:13You'll get it done then? Yeah.
01:16Good. Come on, Marco.
01:19Okay, Marco the underdog!
01:21Drop the ball!
01:25Marco! Bad dog! Bad dog!
01:27Marco!
01:32Ouch!
01:39No!
01:41It's from New York!
01:44Is that the way for a free voucher for toilet cleaner?
01:47It's for you, for your birthday.
01:49Thank you. Very kind of you.
01:51You can't have it yet, it's not on your birthday.
01:55In it from Grandpa.
01:57Not today, sorry.
02:00Is there anything there for me?
02:01As if.
02:03Look what Cam sent me.
02:15Don't even think of asking to borrow it.
02:19I wouldn't be seen dead in it.
02:21Tracy!
02:22Sorry, did I forget to mention that it's from Cam?
02:24Who is in New York?
02:25Tracy.
02:26Thinking of Tracy Beaker all the time.
02:29New York, New York.
02:30Woo!
02:32Ah!
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Boy Jones!
02:46Fuck!
02:51We have to do something about Crash.
02:53And I have to do something about this.
02:56Nathan!
02:57We've hardly a dish left in one piece.
02:59What?
03:00Crash.
03:01Oh.
03:03This pile isn't getting any smaller.
03:05I know, I think it's breeding.
03:07Look, from Cam. The wrinkles are just from the post.
03:13Nathan will iron it for you.
03:15Oh, thanks!
03:19Only I thought Elaine was working with Crash on anger management techniques.
03:22She was.
03:23Well, they're not very effective.
03:25I mean, I could have a word with him, if you like.
03:28He's a reasonable little dude when he's not putting his top.
03:31Or you could do what you're supposed to, like burning the ironing!
03:44Don't suppose that either one of you wants to tell Tracy?
03:50Idiot!
03:52I'll buy you a new top, I'll buy you two new tops.
03:55You can't buy one like that! It was special!
03:57I'm trying to watch something!
03:59It says cool iron, you can't even read!
04:01Oh, shut up about your stupid, boring T-shirt!
04:03And who asked you to button?
04:05Ooh, someone sent me a $2 T-shirt for my birthday.
04:07I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:09I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:11I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:12Someone sent me a $2 T-shirt from New York. Ooh, I'm really special!
04:15What would you know about it? Nobody ever sent you anything in the mail.
04:18You've never even been sent a postcard.
04:20That's how special you are.
04:23Aargh!
04:38Michael?
04:47What happened to all those lovely visualisation techniques we worked on?
04:51To help you with your anger?
04:55Remember?
04:57Every time we feel anger, we make beautiful pictures in our head,
05:01and we calm down.
05:05Shall we give it a try?
05:10Deep breath.
05:14And we're walking through a grassy meadow,
05:17full of lovely flowers.
05:22Towards the beautiful mountain.
05:44It's a waste of time.
05:46Perhaps we're not trying hard enough.
05:48I do try.
05:49Things got really out of hand today.
05:51Someone might have got hurt.
05:54We wondered if you...
05:56might be happier somewhere else.
05:59No!
06:01Oh, how could you be so dumb?
06:03Nathan! Haven't you got the washing to do?
06:06This is more important.
06:11Think of a beautiful scene that...
06:13the blue sky and the...
06:19rain.
06:49I don't want to hurt people.
06:51I know.
06:53I get angry, just like him.
06:56You're not like your dad.
06:58I wanted to hurt Tracy.
07:00But you didn't.
07:03You only damage things, not people.
07:06You're not like him.
07:37He's got to go.
07:39That's a bit harsh.
07:40He's defiant, irresponsible.
07:42He's just a kid.
07:43That's the problem, he's one of the kids.
07:46He can't help being a kid.
07:48He's supposed to be a care worker.
07:52I thought you were talking about Crash.
07:54Keep up, Duke.
08:02I've already said I'm sorry.
08:03It was just a stroke of luck.
08:05It was just a stupid T-shirt.
08:10That goes with the colours.
08:11Thanks.
08:14Will you help me with something?
08:16I've really got to do this.
08:17It's really, really important.
08:27What are you doing? Get off, Marco.
08:29Nathan, what did you want?
08:32It's time for a big clean-out of your rooms.
08:35What?
08:42There's squirrels in the garden eating all your vegetables.
09:01Chips.
09:03Not chipped.
09:07Cracked.
09:19Get out.
09:26Throw it at me.
09:28I won't duck.
09:33Look, I'm a show-off and a pain,
09:35and I'm really, really sorry I made you mad.
09:41I'm the biggest pain in the world.
09:43Worse than Shirley with the nitcone.
09:45Even worse than Elaine the Pain.
09:50Nobody's worse than Elaine the Pain.
09:53Greed.
09:54Now, come with me.
10:03MUSIC
10:17NATHAN!
10:29Ta-da!
10:31It's for you.
10:32Is this a joke or something?
10:33Crash!
10:35It's a crash cupboard.
10:42It's good, isn't it?
10:44Whoa!
10:45Wait.
10:47Come on, everyone, behind the door.
10:49Come on.
10:59Go, Crash!
11:00Go, Crash!
11:01Go, Crash!
11:02Go, Crash!
11:03Go, Crash!
11:04Nathan!
11:05Go, Crash!
11:07You've been making playhouses when I told you to do the chores.
11:11It's not a playhouse.
11:12Not now, Crash.
11:13Nathan, I am sick and tired...
11:16Go, Shirley!
11:17Go, Shirley!
11:18Go, Shirley!
11:19Go, Shirley!
11:20Go, Shirley!
11:21Go, Shirley!
11:22Go, Shirley!
11:23Go, Shirley!
11:24Go, Shirley!
11:25Go, Shirley!
11:26Go, Shirley!
11:27Go, Shirley!
11:28Go, Shirley!
11:29Go, Shirley!
11:30Yay!
11:34It's an anger management room.
11:36And this is what you've been doing instead of the washing?
11:39It wasn't his fault.
11:41It wasn't my idea.
11:43Was it now?
11:45I'll do it now.
11:46No. No, it's too late.
11:50You keep up the good work. I'll do the washing.
11:54As soon as I phone Cam in New York and ask her to send a new T-shirt,
11:58the cost of which...
11:59Comes out my wages.
12:05Well, what are you waiting for?
12:07Go, Crash!
12:08Go, Crash!
12:09Go, Crash!
12:10Go, Crash!
12:11Go, Crash!
12:12Go, Crash!
12:13Go, Crash!
12:14Go, Crash!
12:15Go, Crash!
12:18Don't even think of switching off.
12:20I know where you live.
12:23No, you listen to me!
12:25I want my grandpa home and I want him home now!
12:27Jackie?
12:28Run a nursing home? You people couldn't even run a bath!
12:32Jackie, we really need to have a proper talk about your grandpa.
12:36What do you know about it?
12:41Your grandpa's never going to leave that place.
12:43He's got Alzheimer's disease.
12:45Oh, yeah? Well, how's that Jackie's fist-in-your-face disease?
12:48Oh, yeah?
12:49Yeah.
13:13Hi, Michael.
13:15She remembered my name.
13:22I showered him like you suggested.
13:24They just kept on being reasonable.
13:26Oh, I hate it when they do that.
13:27And all that rubbish about him being ill.
13:29It's so unfair.
13:31You poor grandpa.
13:33Well, I've had just about enough.
13:35It's time for action.
13:37Ah, and I trust you'll be in need of some expert assistance.
13:44MUSIC
14:02Hi, Louise.
14:03Do you want a drink?
14:05Thanks, Michael.
14:09Where's mine?
14:10Don't let me interrupt you.
14:12You carry on dancing and you pretend I'm not here.
14:15Why pretend when we can have the real thing?
14:18If you need anything else, I'll get it for you.
14:23Michael's quite interesting, isn't he?
14:27Yeah, but so are cockroaches.
14:31From the dump land, down to the lake.
14:33Nobody has the time.
14:34Tracy, have you seen Jackie?
14:37In here.
14:39Oh, good. You've calmed down a bit.
14:42I just...
14:43What are you two up to?
14:45Shelley!
14:46Honestly, this place.
14:48Sorry.
14:49I'll talk to you later, Jackie, OK?
14:52I, er...
14:54must get this damp looked at.
14:56Yeah.
15:02MUSIC
15:21MUSIC
15:26Don't want to spoil the spotlight, are we?
15:31Ah, Louise.
15:32It's a pity she only goes for good-looking boys, really.
15:36Is that why she turned you down?
15:38I, well...
15:39She, I...
15:40Well, er...
15:42Knowing her so well, we could give you a few tips.
15:45Tips?
15:46Oh, yeah.
15:47How to woo the fair lady.
15:49If you were to ask nicely.
16:04Hello?
16:06Bouncer?
16:08I reckon she'd be really impressed.
16:11But...
16:13writing a love song?
16:16Well, I don't know how.
16:18It's easy.
16:19All you need are your feelings,
16:21a little help from your friends and, er...
16:23a musical instrument.
16:33Saw you in.
16:38Binoculars?
16:40Check.
16:41Tins of food?
16:43Check.
16:45Can opener?
16:48Check.
16:49Lemon-scented baby wipes?
16:51Lemon-scented what?
16:54Trust me, they're green.
17:01Let's roll.
17:03Go, go, go!
17:18Shh!
17:39Norman, what are you doing here?
17:41Shh!
17:42I'm taking you home, Grandpa.
17:44That will be time.
17:48Shh!
17:54What's happening?
17:55Lawson there with Michael.
17:57He's torturing him.
18:01My brother's far more subtle than that.
18:03Look, if you're that interested,
18:05come back here at half past one.
18:06Seats at all prices.
18:08Now go.
18:11Go on!
18:13Yes, we made it!
18:18Shh!
18:20There's...
18:21there's somebody here.
18:24There's...
18:25there's somebody here.
18:47Who are you?
18:48The most rubbish burglar in the world, that's who!
18:51I'm not a criminal.
18:52I'm an estate agent.
18:53A what?
18:54Jackie.
18:55They sell houses.
18:58Selling a house?
19:00But you can't.
19:01Where will we live?
19:15He signed the papers.
19:17I most certainly did not.
19:20Did I?
19:23Look, I'll call my office.
19:26Yeah, and I'm sure they'll be very interested
19:28to find out how cosy you've been making yourself.
19:31Yeah, well, I can explain that.
19:33Get out of my house.
19:34Go on.
19:35Go on, get out.
19:37Go on.
19:43Hey, Lou.
19:44I've come to collect your surprise.
19:46Surprise? What's he on about?
19:48I don't know.
19:49One of his stupid, idiotic plans.
19:54Louise, what are you waiting for?
19:56Go to the lounge and collect your surprise.
20:00Justine?
20:02This will do.
20:09It's...
20:10it's been burning.
20:14Grandpa!
20:17Hello, Norma.
20:18Just trying to get a blaze going.
20:19What, the entire house?
20:22And why does it keep calling you Norma?
20:32Michael?
20:37Come on, say something. Say something.
20:39Wait, wait, wait.
20:40Hi, Louise.
20:44Um, I wanted you to hear something.
20:48He's going to do it. He's going to do it.
20:49He's going to do it.
20:50He's going to do it.
20:59Lou.
21:01Lou.
21:03Lou.
21:04Lou.
21:06Louise.
21:10Please don't tease, I'm begging you please.
21:13I'm down on my knees, you're holding the keys.
21:17To my heart.
21:18No!
21:21I'm just kidding.
21:22I'm just kidding.
21:23Please don't tease, I'm begging you please.
21:25I'm down on my knees, you're holding the keys.
21:29To my heart.
21:39That had to be me.
21:42Go on.
21:43Oh, voice of an angel.
21:46Telephone ringing.
22:02What have you done?
22:03What have you done?
22:04If you give it here, you're gonna get a lullaby.
22:06You're gonna get a lullaby.
22:07It's not as thick as it, it's like a plastic...
22:09Who's talking?
22:10It's not as thick as it, it's like a plastic...
22:16Michael, Michael, let me a say...
22:21Ah!
22:28Mmm. Mince and beans.
22:31Just like the old days, eh, Norma?
22:34For the last time, her name isn't...
22:46Shelly.
22:48What do you think you're doing?
22:49Letting her in.
22:50I don't think so.
22:51But your grandpa, he's... he's not very well.
22:54He's fine. He's just... tired.
22:58You open that door and I'll never talk to you again.
23:01There'll be less earache for me then.
23:05Hiya, Shelly. Come to join in our little sitting?
23:08Run!
23:10Jackie!
23:12Jackie!
23:14Jackie!
23:16He's not going back to that horrible place.
23:18It's making him ill.
23:20He was ill before, Jackie. You know that.
23:23He's all right. He just gets... confused.
23:27He thinks she's someone called Norma.
23:31Jackie's mum.
23:33My dad was the same way.
23:35Your dad?
23:36He had Alzheimer's disease.
23:38The same as Jackie's grandpa.
23:40I looked after him for a long time till...
23:43till I couldn't cope anymore.
23:45Couldn't cope, you?
23:47There's no need to be sarcastic.
23:49No, I'm not.
23:51Oh.
23:53You had to look after your dad.
24:07Come to laugh at me again?
24:09I didn't laugh.
24:11Listen.
24:13I've got to go.
24:15I'm meeting my boyfriend.
24:19Oh. Right.
24:21Hey, Lou. Was that top comedy or what?
24:23Actually, I thought it was really sweet.
24:25Thanks, Michael.
24:27Bye.
24:40I don't regret one second of the time I spent looking after my dad.
24:44It's just...
24:46I missed out on being young.
24:49But I don't want to be young.
24:51I want things to be the way they used to be.
24:54But your grandpa can't look after you anymore.
24:57He needs looking after...
24:59by people who really know what they're doing.
25:21Hey, Viva.
25:24Creeps up on you when you least expect it.