Up the Creek (1984) Trailer HD
Who says a bunch of boobs can't win a race?
Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life. Bob, Irwing, Gonzer and Max are the four losers forced and bribed to represent their university in an intercollegiate raft race. Forced and bribed into this role, they make some friends, the lovely Heather Merriweather, but mostly enemies, among others a whole team of marines, and preppy IVY-leaguers determined to win.
Director
Robert Butler
Writers
Jim KoufJeff Sherman -Douglas Grossman
Stars
Tim Matheson -Jennifer Runyon -Stephen Furst -Dan Monahan -Jeff East
Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life. Bob, Irwing, Gonzer and Max are the four losers forced and bribed to represent their university in an intercollegiate raft race. Forced and bribed into this role, they make some friends, the lovely Heather Merriweather, but mostly enemies, among others a whole team of marines, and preppy IVY-leaguers determined to win.
Director
Robert Butler
Writers
Jim KoufJeff Sherman -Douglas Grossman
Stars
Tim Matheson -Jennifer Runyon -Stephen Furst -Dan Monahan -Jeff East
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00And now, for a special treat.
00:08The Ryan Pictures presents Up the Creek.
00:17Ready?
00:18Set.
00:19This is the story of America's greatest intercollegiate rafting race,
00:29featuring the nation's top teams.
00:31Washington Military Institute, the champions.
00:33A commander couldn't ask for better soldiers.
00:37The seasoned veterans of Ivy Comp.
00:38You know something, gentlemen?
00:40This is gonna be a piece of cake.
00:43The heavily favored women's team from Vanity U.
00:45The strong hands ran over her hardened nipples.
00:50And Lepidomene University challenging for the first time.
00:52You have the distinct honor of being the four worst students in the entire country.
00:58You're not at the bottom of the list.
01:00You are the bottom of the list.
01:06With their faithful companion, Chuck the Wonder Dog, Lepidomene competes against all odds.
01:11He's trying to tell us something.
01:14Give us another clue, quick.
01:15Chuck, how many syllables?
01:16Two!
01:17Two syllables!
01:18Two syllables!
01:19Two syllables!
01:20Regulation handle, stock, and blade, with the exception of a little added feature.
01:25Uh, give me a hard left.
01:28So, are you girls here for the big race tomorrow?
01:33No.
01:34Actually, we're here to get laid.
01:36Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?
01:39I didn't bring anything more comfortable.
01:43Well, how about me?
01:48After a rigorous training program, the race is on.
01:52Before they reach the finish line, they'll be stoned,
01:55Abandoned ship!
01:56Bombed,
01:57and totally wasted.
01:58Unidentified flying asshole.
01:59Your word, easy.
02:00Ready with the jet, sir.
02:01Now!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
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02:33This river will be ours!
02:35Oooh!
02:37Igor!
02:42Where's the river?
02:45Oh, I think maybe a toilet's overflowing.
02:51There's the river!
03:02Get set to get wet.
03:04Up the Creek.
03:05Featuring the music of Cheap Trick,
03:07The Beach Boys,
03:08Heart,
03:09Shooting Star,
03:10and more.
03:11Wow, this is terrific!