Kingpin (1996) Trailer HD

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You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley.

After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.

Directors
Bobby Farrelly -Peter Farrelly
Writers
Barry Fanaro -Mort Nathan
Stars
Woody Harrelson -Randy Quaid -Bill Murray -Vanessa Angel -Lin Shaye
Transcript
00:00From the idiots that brung you Dumb and Dumber.
00:16You wouldn't happen to have a Phillips head screwdriver, would you?
00:19He's the man with the rubber hands.
00:21Creepy.
00:22He's the Amish kid with the golden arm.
00:26Whoa!
00:27You could be a champion.
00:28I'm just not interested.
00:29You suck!
00:30Now, these two pinheads will teach each other
00:33Can you just feel it?
00:34about life in the fast plane.
00:36You're about to embark on a great adventure.
00:38Does anyone else want one?
00:39No.
00:40I'll take a couple jugs.
00:41Mugs.
00:42Woody Harrelson.
00:43What have you been doing all these years?
00:44Drinking.
00:45Randy Quaid.
00:46This is pretty good fun for only $2.99 a minute.
00:47Vanessa Angel.
00:48Get your hands off me!
00:49And Big Bad Bill Murray.
00:50I'm the traitor!
00:51I'm the traitor!
00:52I'm the traitor!
00:53I'm the traitor!
00:54I'm the traitor!
00:55I'm the traitor!
00:56I'm the traitor!
00:57I'm the traitor!
00:59Watch the door.
01:00Get your mind in the gutter.
01:03I will pay you $1 million
01:05to sleep with your friend here.
01:15Are you still drinking?
01:17No, no, no.
01:18I don't.
01:19That's behind me now.
01:20I just...
01:21Why, you buying?