Emmerdale 9th August 2024
Emmerdale 9th August 2024
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06:58You would've never ignored something that important.
07:01Yeah, what if Vic's right? He genuinely didn't know that you existed.
07:04That'd be so sad.
07:05Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference.
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff about me and my life has been fine.
07:11I'm not a victim here.
07:13No-one's saying that you are.
07:15Then why are you looking at me like some object of pity?
07:18Sorry, but I'm done here.
07:29Is that your wedding speech?
07:31No, it's stuffed in a drawer at home.
07:33Hopefully, when I get back, it might be a little bit funnier.
07:37No, I'm just making a list of stuff for Italy
07:40that I went through in my wardrobe and it's not quite cutting it.
07:43Says who? Mandy?
07:45No, me, actually.
07:46Just thought I might get myself a linen shirt,
07:48some floppy trousers, a pair of sandals.
07:50Go a bit more stylish.
07:52Blimey, wow.
07:53Well, in that case, you might not want this tacky load of stuff.
07:56What's that?
07:57Well, you know, it's just a pre-wedding present for you and Mandy.
08:02His and her slippers.
08:05Bride and groom.
08:07Rubber ducks.
08:08They only went to be daft. I thought they'd make you smile.
08:10Did you?
08:11Yeah. Anyway, they were cluttering up the back of the wardrobe,
08:13so seeing as you two are getting wed, I thought I'd dig them out.
08:19Chas.
08:21Somebody buy them for us?
08:23Somebody buy them for us?
08:26So what if they did, all right? They haven't been used.
08:29Mandy loves a bit of kitsch, doesn't she?
08:32Main thing is, is that we're giving with good intention.
08:35I hope you two will be really happy.
08:37Yeah. You know, matching slippers and our second little bath toys.
08:40Exactly.
08:42I know it took me a while to get my head around you two.
08:45Stopped myself from being jealous about Eve having a step-mum.
08:49But I have done.
08:50And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time.
08:53She don't deserve it.
08:54Appreciate you saying that.
08:56Everyone can see she'd do anything for you.
08:59She's a good one, Paddy.
09:01She is.
09:02And we're happy.
09:04Which is pretty amazing, second time round.
09:06After 25 years.
09:09And there I go, being jealous again.
09:13Look, just don't let anybody ruin what you've got.
09:16I won't.
09:17Chas.
09:20Oh, Chas, sorry for keeping you waiting. What can I get you?
09:23Erm...
09:25Just a white wine, please.
09:27Thanks, Chas.
09:32Hey.
09:33What are you up to?
09:36What are you staring at?
09:38That numpty.
09:40Right, erm...
09:41Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if we upset you earlier.
09:44You didn't.
09:45I'd have to care for that weapon.
09:48And you don't, right?
09:49You're all strangers to me.
09:51We're not even related, right? Your dad was adopted.
09:55I see. Thanks for that.
09:58You all right, Sarah?
10:00Sarah!
10:04What have you said to her?
10:05You know, you're fast becoming a nag.
10:07Is that right, is it?
10:09What is your game?
10:11Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:14Did I know you used to be with some random I've never met
10:17but happen to share genes with?
10:19No, oddly.
10:21Here's one for you, though.
10:23Anyone ever told you you're insanely paranoid
10:26and a bit of a whiner?
10:30Say that again.
10:36Which bit?
10:38That you're paranoid or a whiner?
10:41What is your problem?
10:44You lot.
10:46I don't need any of you.
10:48Only no-one's getting the message.
10:51Especially you.
10:59Oi!
11:01What's going on?
11:02Nothing. Just having a little chat.
11:07Somebody's teaching him a lesson.
11:09Just leave it.
11:12He'll have my van fixed by tomorrow.
11:15Can give it a wash, too, yeah?
11:18He's a good lad.
11:21HE SIGHS
11:39You all right? Is Aaron about?
11:41No.
11:42Can you tell him I popped in?
11:44Not his secretary.
11:46Nice one, Jimmy. Thanks for your help.
11:49I'm trying to work something out with the figures.
11:51I can't make a man up.
11:53We lost a big client yesterday.
11:55Oh, yeah? I'm sorry to hear that.
12:00Are you for me or Hawley's scrap?
12:02I'm sorry?
12:04Hawley, I, er...
12:06I seem to be wearing both hats today.
12:08Arthur Blakefield, traffic examiner
12:10for the Vehicle Compliance Agency.
12:12I'm here regarding home James Hawledge
12:15and a tachographed jet.
12:17Yeah, we had one of them not long back.
12:19I didn't think we'd do another for ages.
12:21We do unscheduled checks from time to time.
12:23A lot of the vehicles are out on jobs today.
12:26It's probably best you come back another time.
12:28I wouldn't want to waste your time.
12:30Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity, don't you think?
12:34If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane...
12:37I'll leave you to it, Jimmy.
12:40Right, I'll, er...
12:42get the keys.
12:48Oh, now what?
12:52Paddy was talking to Chas about you in the pub earlier.
12:55Oh? What were they saying?
12:58Just how happy you both are.
13:01Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:03and ditch this whole online thing?
13:06Yes, I'm sure.
13:08I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me, Trace.
13:10Dingle, I stand on my own two feet.
13:13OK, so if Paddy came to you,
13:16with money problems,
13:18that would change the way you feel about him, would it?
13:20No, but if I go begging to Paddy,
13:22then, yeah, it'd change how I feel about me.
13:24Especially when the solution is staring me right in the face.
13:27Oh, OK, fine, I give up. It's your call.
13:30But if you are going to do this, you need to be savvy about it.
13:33Take down that photo and wear something that masks your identity.
13:36What, shall I put some tights over me? I'd like a bank robber.
13:39You stay smart.
13:41I'll stay if he kicks.
13:43Thanks, Mum.
13:45All right.
13:47I need to upload this new profile pic before I go live.
13:55Are you done, then? Afraid so.
13:57And?
13:58You've exceeded your legal driving limits.
14:00Are you sure?
14:01I don't guess the figures, Mr King.
14:03I've checked all the readings twice.
14:05Right, only I can't really see how that's happened.
14:08You've 28 days to pay the fine.
14:11And if I want to appeal?
14:13If there's been an admin mistake or a rotor error?
14:17It tells you how to appeal on the back.
14:19But it won't make any difference.
14:21The rules are clear. The figures are there in black and white.
14:28To be honest, I've been struggling lately.
14:31Like a lot of small businesses,
14:33I can't afford a hefty fine like this.
14:37Should have thought about that before you brought the law.
14:40Bye, then.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48No, that's too capricious.
14:50Oh.
14:52No, don't be stupid, Amanda. You can't put tights round your head.
14:55Oh, maybe. Yeah.
14:57Maybe.
14:59Oh, yeah.
15:03Oh, yeah. I guess it'll do.
15:05Yeah.
15:07Oh.
15:13Uploaded.
15:17Oh.
15:18Hiya.
15:20Mrs Soon-To-Be Dingle Dingle.
15:23I pass.
15:25What are you doing? Nothing.
15:27Dressing up? No.
15:29So, sorry, what were you on about, then, about the Dingle Dingle?
15:33Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, I was just thinking,
15:35because we're both Dingles already,
15:37that we could double-barrel it
15:39and take each other's names
15:41and then you don't miss out on getting a new one.
15:43I don't want to be Dingle Dingle. Sounds like a phone ringing.
15:46Fair point. Good job I'm joking, then, innit?
15:49So, what are you doing?
15:51Nothing.
15:52Oh, this? No, I'm just having a nosy
15:54at some hen party props that Leila was chucking.
15:56You know, see if there's anything decent.
15:58You big kid.
16:00Oh, Chas gave us this.
16:02Just some daft wedding gifts.
16:04That's nice of her.
16:08You don't know what's in there yet?
16:10I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:12Oh, that's why you've popped back.
16:14Yeah, well, that and just to see what you were up to.
16:18I had a client cancel and, erm...
16:20got a spare half an hour.
16:22Oh, I'd love to, but I'm due back at the salon any sec, you know.
16:26Can't be turning customers away when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:29Yeah, of course. Silly idea, really.
16:32Right, I'll leave you to it.
16:34Oh, thank you, Pads.
16:38I love you.
16:39I love you, too!
16:44Oh, my God.
16:47Right.
16:50Here goes.
16:52Right. It's for real.
16:54Yeah, it's for real now.
17:00Here goes.
17:02Madame Diamante Dales.
17:11Four footballs!
17:13We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:16Eh?
17:17That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:20Chip got her teeth into this one.
17:22I'm trying to fix everybody's habit.
17:25Something up?
17:29I had a visit at the yard.
17:31A tachograph inspection.
17:33And?
17:35Oh, tell me you won't over your hours.
17:43I've been trying to squeeze in a few extra runs.
17:46Try to make the books look a bit healthier.
17:49Yeah?
17:50They're not going to look very healthy after you've paid this, are they?
17:53If we can pay it at all now that we've lost Gorman's.
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk.
18:00I was going to alter the figures before our next routine inspection.
18:03And then this examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:06Oh, God.
18:10The truth is...
18:14..when I'm behind the wheel...
18:17..it stops me thinking about Angel.
18:21I thought I was killing two birds.
18:23More like killing any chance of our business staying afloat.
18:28We rely on that extra income from the haulage, Jimmy.
18:31We're stuffed without it.
18:49Did you get a result?
18:51I'll say.
18:52We agreed 500, right?
18:54Yeah.
18:55Can we have a chat with an ex-colleague of mine?
18:58I think I might have been underselling my services.
19:01Sorry?
19:02You got me for a steal, basically.
19:04Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:06And?
19:08So what, you want to hike up the price?
19:11I think it's worth a grand, yeah.
19:14All right, I tell you what, I'm not going to give you any money.
19:17I don't like people being greedy, moving the goalposts.
19:20That's not how I do business.
19:22You can't do that.
19:23Of course I can.
19:24What are you going to do, tell your boss?
19:27He'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:41It's all right?
19:42Yeah, better than that.
19:45We've got a great price for the herd.
19:48Aw, look at you, cracking on with the boys' tea.
19:53I don't reckon there's many blokes as useful and as sexy as you are.
20:01Sorry, have I missed something?
20:03Well, I don't follow.
20:05Well, you were in a funny mood earlier, you had a right go at me.
20:07Was I?
20:08Was I? You couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:10Well, I'm fine now.
20:12Unless you'd rather have an argument, obviously.
20:15Well, why would I want to do that?
20:17Good, I'll just go and grab a shower and get ready for dinner.
20:25You know, what's up with you wouldn't go and mess that up.
20:28Yeah, there's something seriously off with him, you know.
20:32Really? I hadn't noticed.
20:40I mean, what gives him the right to just throw his weight around?
20:42I mean, that's twice he's nearly gone for you.
20:44Let's just talk about something else.
20:46No, I mean, there must be more to it.
20:49Like, he is hellbent on winding you up.
20:52Well, you've met him.
20:54You don't seem to give a toss about anything.
20:57Not yet, anyway.
20:59Meaning?
21:02Meaning...
21:04I think that it's time that you and I joined forces again.
21:09Wipe that smug grin off his face, properly teach him a lesson.
21:12What do you say?
21:14Do you really have to ask that?
21:17That's why I love you.