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00:30I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life,
00:37I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life,
00:44I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life,
00:51I don't know what to do with my life, I don't know what to do with my life,
00:58每當不想見你是淚珠心中瓶每當不想見你是淚珠心中瓶
01:09你的心一絲絲驚擾你的心一絲絲驚擾
01:15在我心一般煩擾在我心一般煩擾
01:21縱使在遙遙千千里縱使在遙遙千千里
01:27亦有心靈同感染
01:57遙遙千千里
02:27遙遙千千里
02:57遙遙千千里
03:27遙遙千千里
03:33遙遙千千里
03:39遙遙千千里
03:45李大哥
03:47李大哥
03:49什麼時候都不來?
03:51怎麼不來就不來?
03:53閉嘴!
03:55閉嘴!
03:58大師,他已經練成血滴子了,
04:01為什麼還不讓他出來?
04:04是的!
04:07嗚!
04:20Tung!
04:21So amazing!
04:23You're such a winner!
04:25Humph!
04:26Do you think a tree can chop you to death?
04:28Do you think a man can walk?
04:30Do you think a man can kill a man?
04:32Tung, you were right to admit that!
04:35Why don't you come out here and try it?
04:40You really know how to joke around.
04:42Take your stuff and leave.
04:49Please forgive me.
04:54Go.
04:55Thank you, sir.
04:56You go.
05:06Go away!
05:23Hey!
05:25Stop fooling around!
05:27You have no idea what you're doing!
05:29Do you have anything else to do?
05:31No, Sir.
05:32You really don't know what you're doing?
05:34I wonder what time the place is.
05:38It's just a coincidence.
05:42bro, let me play one more time.
05:46sir, sir, you just come out this morning, and invite those terrible people.
05:50You're right, someone remind me.
05:54sir, sir
05:58what are you doing here?
06:02Yes, sir.
06:32What?
06:34What?
06:44Lord, have you seen my wife?
06:47Don't leave me behind.
06:49You keep leaving. How can I move forward?
06:52Let's go.
06:58Goyakka.
07:00Old man, why are you so early?
07:02It's not early. I just like to be late.
07:05So what?
07:07It's a pity that you are always late.
07:11You never change.
07:13Nhi A Ca, what do you mean?
07:15What's wrong with you?
07:17Among the 14 of us, you are the only one who doesn't help me become the crown prince.
07:21You have to understand me better.
07:23Nhi A Ca
07:24Get out of my way.
07:25Don't stop me from going to the palace.
07:31Forget it, A Ca.
07:34It's a beautiful day today.
07:36Are you not going to play outside?
07:40It's not worth it.
07:41Let's go.
08:00Go over there.
08:11Go over there.
08:28Go over there.
08:30Go over there.
08:53You are so arrogant.
08:55You are so rude.
08:57Look at that general.
08:59Do you think he is the second emperor?
09:01No, he is not.
09:02Luckily, Nien is a prince.
09:03But the general is retired.
09:04So he hasn't been kicked out yet.
09:09Nien is the general.
09:11Nien is the general.
09:12Nien is the general.
09:13No need to bow.
09:14No need to bow.
09:17Nien is the general.
09:18No need to bow.
09:19Nien is the general.
09:22Nien is the general.
09:24Why don't you come out to play with us?
09:29Nien has gone out to play this morning.
09:34Dad.
09:36Where is the sedan chair?
09:38Dad, I will tell you the story later.
09:44Excuse me.
09:46Do you know anything about art?
09:48The Japanese soldiers used this art in Japan.
09:52What is this?
09:53Is there anyone sick?
10:03You are so arrogant.
10:04You are so rude.
10:07I think it's not simple.
10:09What?
10:10This time,
10:11I have found more than ten people who were killed.
10:15The way they were killed
10:16shows that this person is a good master.
10:19What?
10:21She is awake.
10:22How is she?
10:23She is awake.
10:25Miss.
10:26Please don't.
10:28Miss.
10:30She is too scared to move her face.
10:32So she is unconscious.
10:34When will she wake up?
10:37I can only try my best.
10:51Master.
10:53Master.
10:55Do I have to hide?
10:56Hide your head.
10:57Every time you come here, you tell me to wake up at the right time.
10:59Actually, it's half past midnight.
11:01What do you want?
11:03Don't blame me.
11:04I am your master.
11:06We are the same.
11:07Next time, I will wake up earlier.
11:09What did you say?
11:11Can you not say that again?
11:13I beg you.
11:14I beg you.
11:15I beg you.
11:16I beg you.
11:17I beg you.
11:19Tieu Thao.
11:20Tieu Thao.
11:21Damn.
11:22Lao Sa is back.
11:23What?
11:24Then we have to run away.
11:25Let's run to the back door.
11:26No, we can't.
11:27No, we can't.
11:28Last time Lao Sa locked the door.
11:30What should we do?
11:32Let's go through the main road.
11:33Hurry up.
11:34No, we can't.
11:35Last time I was here, I felt my legs cramping up.
11:40Okay.
11:41Hey.
11:42Hey.
11:43Let's get out of here.
11:44Hurry up.
11:45What?
11:46This way.
11:47You will be humiliated.
11:50Are you serious?
11:52Fine. Wait for me here.
11:56I'm a man. I know how to be humiliated.
11:59I'll go.
12:00I'm a man.
12:13Old man.
12:16This place is 10 times more expensive. Take it.
12:18Don't come to my house again.
12:20If you don't take it, I'll go to your head.
12:24I don't want to take it.
12:26I'm here to teach you how to be a good student.
12:28I just want to make some money.
12:31From now on, you and I will end our relationship.
12:35Is that okay?
12:36I just want that.
12:40Hello, Mr. Lu.
12:41Hello.
12:43Hello, Mrs. Lu.
12:49Come here.
12:52Yes.
12:54Dad.
12:56Why are you so arrogant?
12:58Our family is a school.
13:00Your grandfather is a good man.
13:02Your father is a good man.
13:03And you are a good student.
13:05But you are a bad student.
13:08Bad student is a good thing.
13:10It's good for your health.
13:12It's better than being a bad student.
13:14What did you say?
13:15I didn't say anything wrong.
13:16You are students.
13:18You don't need to study.
13:20Phan.
13:21You are a good student, but you are bullied.
13:24Don't argue with me, okay?
13:26Okay, okay.
13:27I'm serious.
13:28Let me ask you.
13:30You don't need to study.
13:32Where did you learn this?
13:35In the book.
13:37So you said it was a good book.
13:40Huh?
13:42You didn't answer me.
13:43Go back to your room and study.
13:45Go.
13:47Go, now.
13:48Be good.
14:20Why do you have to study when you can't even read?
14:28Why do you have to study when you can't even read?
14:34There's a big mosquito on the table.
14:38God only said that women and men are hard to teach.
14:43You're so arrogant. How dare you scold my mother?
14:47I didn't scold her.
14:48You said that women are hard to teach.
14:51My mother is not a woman.
14:53You even compare my mother to a beggar.
14:55You're so arrogant.
14:57I didn't.
14:59You not only humiliate my mother but also your mother,
15:01your grandmother and the 18 generations of your ancestors.
15:04I...
15:10Nguyen, come here.
15:12What's up, Tieu Ha?
15:14There's something in the bag.
15:16Chicken powder.
15:19Hey, come here.
15:21Give me two eggs.
15:43Here you are.
15:45How dare you!
15:47Apologize to the commander.
15:51Hurry up.
15:53Don't sit down.
15:55Why not?
15:58That's right.
16:00Commander, please sit down.
16:02Let me apologize to him.
16:15Goodbye, sir.
16:18Are you serious?
16:20I'm sorry, sir.
16:22I don't know how to teach children.
16:25So I have to lie to you.
16:27I don't dare to lie to you.
16:29Nguyen Thang Phuong, take him to Quang Gia for three months.
16:33Yes, sir.
16:35Thank you, sir.
16:37I'm sorry.
16:39Please.
16:44Nguyen, take him to Phat.
16:46Yes, sir.
16:48Wait, don't go.
16:50Phuong Nhan.
16:52Hey, old man.
16:54We're still young.
16:56We can't teach him.
16:58He's still young.
17:00We only have one daughter.
17:02Will you hit him again?
17:14Hey, be good.
17:16Kneel down and apologize to your father.
17:18I know my fault.
17:20Don't be mad at me.
17:24Thank you, dad.
17:26You don't have to thank me.
17:28I'll punish you to kneel down again.
17:30From now on, you're not allowed to step out of the room.
17:38What's wrong?
17:40Does your leg hurt?
17:41You've been kneeling for half a day.
17:43How do you know if it hurts or not?
17:45I've finished my homework.
17:47Come here and read it.
17:54Let me ask you.
17:56What do you think of my childhood?
17:58Nothing.
18:00Nothing?
18:02Who gave you this earring?
18:04Who gave you this band?
18:06You can't even break your arm.
18:08It hurts so much.
18:09Why do you always break my arm?
18:11Okay, okay.
18:13I've been good to you.
18:15I can't imagine it.
18:17Really?
18:20It's my business.
18:22It's your business.
18:24You're right.
18:26It hurts so much. Let me go.
18:28Now I have to go out.
18:30You have to stay here and apologize to me.
18:32How can I catch you?
18:34If you don't say it, I won't say it.
18:36No one knows about this.
18:37Give me my shirt.
18:39Put it on.
18:52Ladies and gentlemen.
18:54Ladies and gentlemen.
18:56Ladies and gentlemen.
18:58Congratulation.
19:00Congratulation.
19:02Congratulation.
19:04Congratulations.
19:05Ladies and gentlemen.
19:07Please, look around here.
19:09Take a look.
19:11Take a look at this guy.
19:13Take a look at this guy.
19:15Take a look at this guy.
19:17Take a look at this guy.
19:19Hey, give it to me.
19:21Take a look at this girl, please.
19:24It's real.
19:26Super strong?
19:28What?
19:30It's not a fake.
19:32It's real?
19:33Huh, not a fake one.
19:36Hey, I don't know if you're strong enough.
19:38Why don't I have enough strength?
19:39Okay.
19:40Please hold the hammer.
19:53It's very light.
19:54Oh, how does it break?
19:56It's very light.
20:00Please hammer it.
20:02Hammer it.
20:04Hammer it, it's nothing to worry about.
20:06Just hammer it.
20:08I'm not going to lie.
20:10Just hammer it.
20:12It's nothing to worry about.
20:20It's nothing to worry about.
20:22hit it, hit it
20:32hit it, hit it
20:41Hey, are you okay? I told you not to try it.
20:55Huh? You're stepping on my pants, girl.
20:58Hey!
21:01Hey, everyone!
21:03You've watched too much.
21:05Let's have lunch.
21:19I told you, I'm a generous man.
21:23Hey, did you come here by car?
21:26What's the point of coming here?
21:28I've run out of money.
21:30I guess I'll have to sleep on the street.
21:37Hey, can you help me?
21:41Is that so?
21:42Okay, but I have a condition.
21:45What condition?
21:46Hey, please teach me your year of success.
21:50I don't dare to teach you.
21:51That's not success.
21:53It's just a hobby.
21:55A hobby?
21:56I know martial arts.
21:58Let me show you.
22:08I have to think again.
22:10Hey, how about this?
22:12After you succeed, I'll give you a gold tree.
22:14Huh? A gold tree?
22:18Who's that?
22:19It's me.
22:22Here, have some soup.
22:24You haven't gone home yet?
22:26I have to go to Hoa Truong's house for dinner.
22:28I can't go home that early.
22:30Oh, right.
22:31Your father forbade me to leave the room.
22:35But I want to bring you some soup.
22:36I asked Xuan to cook for you.
22:40You're so good.
22:41I'll be so happy if you keep being so good.
22:43Eat up.
22:44Okay.
22:47What's wrong? Is it too hot?
22:50That's strange.
22:51Why aren't you good?
22:55There must be something wrong.
22:58Tell me.
22:59What do you want?
23:01Can I help you?
23:03I can do it.
23:04Mom, help me with the money.
23:06Hurry up.
23:22You haven't gone home yet?
23:27That's all for today.
23:31Any progress?
23:36Not yet.
23:45You're a genius.
23:47What do you mean?
23:49You're so smart.
23:51In just half a month,
23:52you've completed 8 exercises.
23:55Really?
23:56Yes.
23:57I think you'll be a master
23:59in 2 months.
24:01That's fast.
24:02It's not fast.
24:03I want it to be faster.
24:06What did you say?
24:07I didn't expect you to be so fast.
24:11You'll be faster than me.
24:14Really?
24:15Yes.
24:19But don't forget my gold bar.
24:22Okay.
24:23I'm a good boy.
24:26Come on.
24:27Come on.
24:28Come on.
24:29Come on.
24:30Come on.
24:32Come on.
24:33Come on.
24:49I'm gonna hit you.
24:56Give me back my bag.
24:57Where are you going?
25:00Playing this game of cards.
25:01Play this game of cards.
25:03Just give me the bouquet.
25:05Really, aren't you going to play?
25:07No more games?
25:09We will play after lunch.
25:10No game after lunch.
25:13No more games?
25:16Those bastards.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:37hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:42hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:47hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:52hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:57hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
26:28hey, Mr. Phuc Mr. Phuc, have you seen the garage guy!
26:30he is inside
26:31inside?!
26:32Hey!!!
26:33What are you doing?
26:34what are you doing?
26:36are you stealing stuffs?
26:37come here Come here
26:38What are you doing?
26:39This is not my guns
26:41my G o d..give it back
26:43keep it!
26:51Throw away thinks.
26:52u take get u take
26:53How dare you!
26:55I put that gun to captivity
26:56I'll break your arm if you touch me.
26:58Stop it. I have money today.
27:00I don't need your money.
27:02You only care about money.
27:03You don't care about being decent.
27:05I don't dare to do anything decent.
27:07I'll wait for the bus to pick me up.
27:09Even if I know the Great Monkey King's name,
27:10I can't do anything.
27:12But at least I have to know where the Great Monkey King is hiding.
27:16That makes sense.
27:18Okay, I'll go right now.
27:20Hey, if you know his name, tell me.
27:22Hey, are you done yet?
27:24Are you done yet?
27:25What's up?
27:26Your Great Monkey King just left Phan Ong.
27:28That's right.
27:29Who would have thought that he would leave
27:31and disappear?
27:32He's already gone.
27:33What?
27:35Let's go.
27:36Let's go.
27:37Let's go.
27:38Let's go.
27:39Let's go.
27:40Let's go.
27:41Let's go.
27:42Let's go.
27:43Let's go.
27:44Let's go.
27:45Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:47Let's go.
27:48Hey, the bus is about to leave.
27:50Let's go.
27:51Let's go.
27:54Hey.
27:56Hey.
27:58How can you play like this?
28:00What did you say?
28:01You can't play like this.
28:03You're not allowed to play like this.
28:05Get out of my way.
28:08Why are you so rude?
28:12Let's go.
28:13Let's go.
28:14Let's go.
28:15Hey.
28:17What did you say?
28:18Hey.
28:27Let's go.
28:30Hey, we're not there yet.
28:31Have you seen Hai?
28:32We're here.
28:34I am the great rock climber
28:36who never runs away.
28:38Hey, what do you want?
28:39I've told you already.
28:40Play with me one more time.
28:41Hey, if you don't play with him, you'll be in big trouble.
28:46Hey, just one cup.
28:48Do you have something else to hide?
28:49Or is it the fish that you are busy with?
28:56OK!
28:59Do you think I will lose?
29:04Heaven, earth and fire, if I lose this fight, it will be the end.
29:08Big!
29:10Ha ha ha ha!
29:12I have to get 17 buttons, if not, Hong will beat me.
29:20Big! Big! Big!
29:26Ha ha ha ha!
29:28Ha ha ha ha!
29:33Thank you!
29:37Take off your shirt!
29:40Come here!
29:49You, you can't catch me!
29:59You, you can't catch me!
30:04You, you can't catch me!
30:07Huh!
30:09Did you bring this rabbit for me?
30:15I'm a doctor.
30:18You think you're so smart?
30:21You think you can break a tree like that?
30:24You don't believe me?
30:26Try it.
30:27Here, try this one.
30:30This one?
30:30That's right.
30:34Take a breath.
30:36Don't be scared.
30:45I'm a doctor.
31:04I did it!
31:05I did it!
31:10Who's that?
31:11Who are you?
31:12Who?
31:13I can read.
31:15Master, what should we do?
31:17Don't be scared.
31:18We can fight them.
31:21What?
31:22Let's go.
31:24Hurry!
31:43You want to get killed?
31:55You're not afraid of death?
31:56You're not afraid of death?
31:57It's a ghost.
31:58It's a ghost.
31:59It's a ghost.
32:00It's a ghost.
32:02Okay, I'll teach them a lesson.
32:06Stand up!
32:13Stand up!
32:15You did a good job.
32:17I'm worried about you.
32:20Where's the gold?
32:21Here.
32:24Thank you, Master.
32:29I'll keep it to remember you.
32:31See you again.
32:32See you again.
32:34Go!
32:36Go!
32:38I'll teach you a lesson this time.
32:59I'm a good man.
33:01You're a good man?
33:02I'm a good man.
33:03I'm a good man.
33:04I'm a good man.
33:05What?
33:06I'll teach you a lesson this time.
33:09You were robbed?
33:11Don't be scared.
33:12We can fight them.
33:13You?
33:16What?
33:17I was just kidding.
33:18Can't you see?
33:20They were just playing a trick on you.
33:23Playing a trick?
33:25I don't believe it.
33:26I was just kidding.
33:28Look over there.
33:29Come and see.
33:32Hey!
33:35It's already broken.
33:36Of course it's broken.
33:38Oh my God!
33:40Why are you angry?
33:41Or do you want me to take revenge for you?
33:44You?
33:45Can you?
33:46Do you have any other way?
33:50Buy some clothes for this body.
33:52Then I'll have a way to punish them.
34:02Why didn't I smell it earlier?
34:06Hey!
34:07Let's make a promise.
34:09Let's go.
34:11It's easy to do business when you're serious.
34:13That's right.
34:14Cheers!
34:15Cheers!
34:18Why didn't you invite us to drink?
34:21You're right.
34:22Let's go.
34:36Get in the car.
34:38Hurry up.
34:51Give it to me.
34:52Where is it?
34:56Give it back to her.
34:58Yes.
35:02Miss.
35:03I won't go.
35:05Yes.
35:09Let me go.
35:10I won't go.
35:11Let me go.
35:14You're so good.
35:16It's just a warm-up.
35:17Do you have a man's body?
35:19Yes.
35:20Why don't you have?
35:21You beat my master and I lost money.
35:24So I have to find another master.
35:27So...
35:28Do you want to find me?
35:30How do you know?
35:31Oh my God!
35:32I've never had a disciple.
35:34Let me go.
35:36Hey!
35:37Hey!
35:53Do you want me to be your master?
35:55Are you kidding me?
35:56Hey!
35:57Are you crazy?
35:58Take off your clothes.
35:59Oh my God!
36:00My clothes are wet.
36:01Take off your clothes.
36:02No.
36:03You have to take me as your disciple.
36:05I told you I can't.
36:07If you can't, take off your clothes.
36:10Fine.
36:11It's my bad luck.
36:16Fine.
36:17It's my bad luck.
36:19Master.
36:20Stop it.
36:21I'm just a teacher.
36:24If you want to learn, I'll teach you.
36:26But I won't take you as my disciple.
36:28What do you say?
36:31Fine.
36:33Let's go.
36:42Why did you take me here?
36:44I heard there are many talented masters.
36:47I want to see them.
36:49Let's go.
36:51Hey!
36:52Is this your house?
36:53Why do you want to see them?
36:54Follow me.
37:04Hey!
37:05I'll count 1, 2, 3.
37:07You jump down 10 times.
37:08Do you hear me?
37:09How can I jump down?
37:12I'm the best at success.
37:14Close your eyes.
37:171
37:182
37:193
37:23I told you not to open your eyes.
37:25Are you okay?
37:26I'm fine.
37:27I'm fine.
37:32Are you here for the Heroes Conference?
37:36That's right.
37:38Why are you still standing there?
37:39The conference is about to start.
37:40That's right.
37:42Next time, remember to go to the main gate.
37:58Hey!
37:59What did you just say?
38:00The Heroes Conference?
38:02Who am I?
38:15Are you crazy?
38:16Who am I?
38:17Who am I?
38:27Who am I?
38:32Who is she?
38:34Young lady!
38:35Don't touch this knife.
38:37It belongs to me.
38:42That's right!
38:43Hey!
38:44What are you doing?
38:45What?
38:46Are you trying to rape me?
38:48Su Ti
38:50You want to rape my miss?
38:52Do you want to die?
38:53You want to fight me?
38:57You want to fight me?
38:59Fight me.
39:01Fight me.
39:03Don't stop me.
39:05Fight me.
39:07Fight me.
39:09Be careful.
39:11Sorry.
39:23Fight me.
39:35Hey.
39:37Hero Conference hasn't started yet.
39:39Why are you two fighting so soon?
39:41Sorry. Sorry, young master.
39:43Hey.
39:45I just got my arm injured.
39:47And you come to fight me.
39:49Do you want to fight me?
39:51Let's start.
39:53Fight.
40:21You are so arrogant.
40:23I'm sorry.
40:25I'm sorry.
40:27How do you know my name?
40:29You are so arrogant.
40:31In this world,
40:33no one is more arrogant than you.
40:37You are so funny.
40:39You are wrong.
40:43Who are you?
40:45I'm his master, Luu Tu Nuong.
40:47Master?
40:49Luu Tu Nuong.
40:51Nice to meet you.
40:53Are you really his master?
40:57You are so arrogant.
40:59You are so arrogant.
41:01Yes, master.
41:03I heard that Thien Phu
41:05has just joined the Hero Conference.
41:07Has he arrived yet?
41:09He has arrived.
41:11Now he is in the study room.
41:13He is discussing about military tactics with Gia Phu.
41:15What?
41:17The Hero Conference will be held by me.
41:19Master.
41:25If you are so arrogant,
41:27fight me.
41:31Or let my master
41:33teach you a lesson.
41:39You don't need to find your master.
41:41Why don't you fight alone?
41:43Me?
41:47I will kill you.
41:49I will kill you.
41:51I will kill you.
42:03Stop.
42:07Are you alright?
42:09Are you alright?
42:11You are so arrogant.
42:13Why did you bring people here?
42:15So what?
42:21Lieu An.
42:23If you don't invite me,
42:25you will hurt my son.
42:27What do you mean?
42:29Do you think that I won't come here?
42:35If they don't welcome us,
42:37we will go home.
42:39Let's go.
42:43Lieu An.
42:45Let's go.