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William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.

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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit,
00:07using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international crime fighters,
00:14known only by their codename, Street Fighters.
00:18The heroic man-beast, Blanka.
00:22Hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li.
00:31And the team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile
00:37to combat the criminal empire of Shadaloo and its superhuman leader, Bison.
00:43They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment,
00:48and together they will triumph against the forces of evil.
00:53Street Fighter
01:02Ever heard of Sierra del Fuego?
01:05Nope. Nobody had until a year ago.
01:07Then some dirt farmer digs a well and turns up a fortune in emeralds.
01:11Suddenly, a sleepy border village becomes a boom town, just like the Gold Rush days.
01:16The catch is that nobody agrees where the border is.
01:20With billions at stake, neither side is in the mood to give an inch.
01:24The situation is so bad that your old buddies at the AN are sending in peacekeepers.
01:30We think Bison will step in and make it worse.
01:33A border war? A fortune in emeralds? Local warlords? Smugglers? Thieves?
01:38Bison would fit right in.
01:40Call my travel agent.
02:20He's mad.
02:42I need to have a talk with that travel agent.
02:46It's about time.
02:51I see you're still living the glamorous life of a street fighter.
02:55Yeah, I missed you too.
02:57You and the AN boys have any luck keeping the peace?
03:00Trouble is, Gal, this isn't a social call.
03:03The colonel wants me to bring you in. You're under arrest.
03:16So, what's the charge?
03:18Disturbing the peace.
03:22Typical Sawada. Mr. AN all the way.
03:26Trying to keep things neat in a messy world.
03:29He's as big a pain as ever. He's a colonel now.
03:32Took over your old... but I guess you knew that already.
03:38Captain Sawada, please describe for the court the accused actions during the assault on Shadaloo City.
03:44Colonel Gal disobeyed a direct order, endangering the lives of his command and innocent civilians.
03:52Don't take this the wrong way.
03:54Sawada's handled getting stuck between these neighbors pretty well.
03:58Even if he is a little by the book.
04:02Yeah, he knows his job.
04:05My job.
04:14Good work, Sergeant Hawk.
04:16I heard you were in town, Gal. I need to know why.
04:19You forget how to use a phone?
04:21There's no time to cuddle criminals.
04:24Forgive me. We are on the brink of a rather nasty little war.
04:29I need to know which side paid you to come here.
04:33You see, I have this terrible travel agent.
04:37You must be in Sierra del Fuego to get emeralds or to help someone else get emeralds.
04:43I like being my own boss, remember?
04:46Two armies are building. Men are dying.
04:49My job is to stand between them and keep the peace.
04:52I know you don't like me, Gal.
04:54In some ways, I understand.
04:56But I and my troops need to know where you stand.
05:00You deserve that. I'm not here to help either side.
05:04You have my word.
05:05Good. Trying to control the violence has been frustrating work.
05:09General Mendoza's people have really been especially hard hit.
05:13Bombings, sabotage, snipers. Sometimes I worry that...
05:17Look out!
05:22Quick! Before he gets away!
05:31General Mendoza!
05:35Trouble, Colonel?
05:36Sniper attack.
05:38No one hurt, I hope.
05:40We passed this man running down the street with this.
05:47Laser sight.
05:49It has been fired recently.
05:51Thank you, General.
05:52We can hold him until the local police arrive.
05:55Oh no, Colonel. Please, do not trouble yourself.
05:58We shall make certain he is taken to the proper authorities.
06:02Now I remember why I don't miss peacekeeping.
06:06Until this conflict is settled,
06:08my job is to protect the people, not dispense justice.
06:13Sometimes remembering that is hard.
06:16Excuse me, Colonel. I just remembered. I got a date.
06:21Colonel Sawada was unharmed and troops of General Mendoza,
06:24leader of one of the warring factions, captured the would-be assassin.
06:28I deplore these unprovoked attacks by my nation's enemies.
06:32My people call upon the AN for help in the immediate and just resolution
06:37of the unprovoked aggression.
06:39Change your shot.
06:41Let's see. I'm not really very good at this.
07:03There are so many. I just don't know which one I want first.
07:07Hurry with her. The boss wants another delivery.
07:15I don't believe it.
07:17Why, that's never happened before.
07:33Yah!
07:41You know, this game isn't so hard after all.
07:44This is a rough town. A girl like you ought to be careful.
07:47With you two big strong men to protect me?
07:50Yah!
07:53Remind me never to play pool with you, Chun-Li.
08:03You sure you didn't rough him up too bad?
08:06I barely touched them.
08:08There.
08:10Looks like they are making a delivery.
08:12Let's see who's on the receiving end.
08:33This is one of Mendoza's own mines.
08:35Maybe this isn't so sinister.
08:47You stick to the uglies. I'll see what Santa Claus brought.
09:02Oops. Big ol' bomb.
09:11That goes to the detonator.
09:13No, this one. No, that's the fail-safe.
09:16Who built this thing?
09:18That's it.
09:20Let's see.
09:22This is the detonator.
09:24This is the detonator.
09:26This is the detonator.
09:28This is the detonator.
09:30That's it.
09:34Sonic Boom!
09:39I'll have to remember that.
09:45Where have you been?
09:47It was getting lonely up here.
09:49I got a little tangled up.
09:51The delivery boys left a bomb in the mine.
09:53Let's see who sent them.
09:56There he is. He's a pretty big operator.
09:59Hello, fellas.
10:02General Mendoza.
10:04So much for being the AN's best friend.
10:07But why is Mendoza blowing up his own mines?
10:10First, you bungle the attack on the AN commander.
10:14Then, you fail again.
10:16But everything went perfect.
10:19Imbecile. If everything worked, the mine would have been destroyed.
10:23Fail me once more and...
10:29I'll show you.
10:38Looks like the general doesn't appreciate our interest.
10:50You shouldn't sneak around with these things.
10:52Somebody might get hurt.
10:55Spinning Bird Kick!
10:57Nice boys don't play with guns.
11:05Let's get out of here.
11:25We have a problem.
11:29Technical problems. A faulty device.
11:38Bombs are news. Disaster is news.
11:41News shapes public opinion.
11:43Without sympathy for you and your pathetic people,
11:46how can we expect the AN to resolve the conflict in our favor?
11:50The permanent boundary will be drawn.
11:53The mines must be ours. Legally.
11:57But hurting the miners may not be enough to convince them.
12:01No. We must strike at something dear to the AN.
12:06The peacekeepers.
12:11Yes, General.
12:12Colonel, during interrogation,
12:15we obtained information from the prisoner that you might find useful.
12:19But our enemies are planning to sabotage one of our mines this very night.
12:24I'll send a patrol to protect the mine.
12:26I shall lead it personally.
12:34Zawana, you're being tricked.
12:36Mendoza's behind all the attacks.
12:38You gave me your word. You weren't involved.
12:41I'm not.
12:42And if I'm right about Mendoza, what would you care if I were?
12:45Go back to fighting chumps for pocket money and leave this to the professionals.
12:49Why would Guile make this up, Colonel?
12:52An emerald or two have proven sufficient motivation for many helpful citizens.
12:59Stay here, Sergeant, and keep him out of trouble.
13:04One way or another, Guile, my job is to keep the peace.
13:09Shit!
13:14Stubborn fool.
13:16Is it true?
13:17Hawk, it's obvious.
13:19Mendoza's been blowing up his own mines to get world opinion on his side.
13:23And it's worked.
13:24Something's stank about how quickly he picked up on that sniper.
13:28Yeah, but if Mendoza's behind it, then Zawana's rolling into a trap.
13:39TRIGGER THE EXPLOSIVES
13:45Ambush!
13:50Take cover!
13:55If you can't see your target in the darkness, fire at their blaster flashes!
14:03Zawana!
14:05Zawana, they've got him!
14:07Let's go!
14:13Keep firing to pin them down!
14:15Well, I told you, men, circle around!
14:17That's it! Keep your heads down!
14:22Let's put the game by attacking us!
14:27Close fire!
14:35Throw down your arms!
14:37Zakat, I should have known.
14:42Surrender your men, Zawana!
14:45Stop fighting!
14:47You are always so helpful, Colonel. I have but one more favor to ask.
14:56Too late!
15:00Overbearing self-righteous!
15:02This road leads to the mine. Mendoza must have taken him there.
15:10Leave two guards behind, General.
15:12We don't want to be interrupted.
15:17You couldn't decide in our favor, could you, Colonel?
15:20It appears the AN needs a bit more convincing.
15:23Losing a few peacekeepers may be just the thing.
15:27So, Gael was right.
15:29Gael is here!
15:32Did you let that slip through your tiny little mind?
15:39After him! If he escapes, my plan is ruined!
15:44Nice move, Zawana.
15:48You'll get that early retirement yet.
16:00To arms!
16:05Come and get me, Zakat, if you feel lucky.
16:09I would not be so confident, Colonel.
16:11If you don't give up soon, you won't have any men left to command.
16:19No!
16:30Surrendering to save your men was foolish, Colonel.
16:37I'm afraid that evil opposition forces still plan to destroy this poor gentleman's mine.
16:44And they seem to have little regard for you and your men.
16:48How barbaric!
16:50Nice try, Patch.
16:52I didn't think a one-eyed worm could slither this far from Shadaloo.
16:56Gael! I was hoping you'd show.
16:59Oh, sure you were.
17:01Sonic Boom!
17:04Sonic Boom!
17:25Leaving so soon, General? I thought this party was your idea.
17:33No!
17:41Tiger!
17:43It's me or the bomb, Gael. Your choice.
17:48It's activated.
17:53Everybody out. I'll take care of the bomb.
17:55Chun-Li, Hawk, take everybody to the surface. I'll get Zakat.
17:59No, you won't. Sergeant, take these civilians to the surface.
18:03This civilian helped save your life twice.
18:06You're such a by-the-book bonehead, you'd rather die than go against procedure.
18:14What are you waiting for, Sergeant? Get to the surface!
18:17Gael and I will be along shortly.
18:22If you want a rat, just look down a dark, dirty hole.
18:30Don't be a fool, Gael. There will be enough riches for everyone.
18:35You've got people dying all around you, and you talk like a baby-kissing politician.
18:40And just as trustworthy. Tiger!
18:56How's it coming?
18:57Better, if you wouldn't bother me.
19:01Move over. I've already done this once today.
19:04Every bomb is different. It takes a certain amount of finesse and training.
19:09Would you just let up for a minute?
19:11You'd rather take the whole mine down on our heads than try something new.
19:14Why don't you just get out? This is my problem, not yours!
19:17Just get out of the way!
19:24Come on, Gael.
19:28This is about the court martial, isn't it?
19:31Don't make me laugh.
19:38Man, I really hate this assignment.
19:55Gael!
19:58Somebody asking for me?
20:00Are you okay?
20:01I don't believe it. The bonehead was right.
20:06Apology accepted.
20:08Apology? Who said anything about an apology?
20:27THE END

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