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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:30I got a fine beach house, babe
00:01:48With your best friend, baby
00:01:52Malibu people really know how to live
00:01:56I'll tell you, California sure is a strange place
00:02:00Nobody ever tells you nothing
00:02:02They just look at you like you're all spaced out and talk about everything except what you want to know
00:02:12Keep it in mind for some other time
00:02:18Malibu people really know how to live
00:02:25It took some time to find a crack in her defense
00:02:32A hole in her back, you might say
00:02:39Keeping abreast of her, keeping things mended
00:02:45Uh, say, can y'all tell me how far to Malibu?
00:02:50Malibu?
00:02:52Far out
00:02:53Wanna buy some psilocybin? Dollar a hit
00:02:57I'd like to, except all my money's right here
00:03:03Psilocybin, goddamn, I don't want none of that shit
00:03:06Out here, you never know what's in it
00:03:08It put poison and stuff that's supposed to make you trip better, but it don't
00:03:12It just mess you all up
00:03:17Yeah, look at that fucker
00:03:19Look at that fucker
00:03:21I wish I could've come out here on California on my chopper
00:03:25I'd show that son of a bitch something
00:03:28Except I didn't have no title for it, goddamn
00:03:32My old man told me I couldn't come out here, leave the state, unless I have a title for it
00:03:38I had me a bunch of money saved up from working at Used Tool
00:03:42Then I saw this here old Mercedes just sitting on the lot, all beat up and shit
00:03:46I fixed up the engine and traded my pickup and a few hundred bucks and split
00:03:52I tell you, boy, it's fine so far
00:03:57Keep it in mind for some other time
00:04:03Malibu, people really know how to live
00:04:10Big-bellied woman laying in the sand
00:04:12Waiting for her baby while the waves roll in
00:04:19Malibu, people really know how to live
00:04:23If she needs a spot to drop, you know she's not forgotten where the waves roll in
00:04:29Malibu, people really know how to live
00:04:42This is the end
00:05:13Yes, Dr. Braun?
00:05:15Yes
00:05:17Well, I assure you that I would be amenable to anything that you feel will distract her from her neurotic needs
00:05:22And, well, assume some responsibility for herself
00:05:43Well, the treatments seem to be doing her so much good at first, but they are frightfully expensive
00:05:49Jeffrey, will you do something about this leaky fountain?
00:05:52Yes, Dr. Braun, yes
00:05:55Well, I will see to it that she never misses a session again
00:05:59But, you know, my work is very demanding
00:06:02It takes most of my attention and all of my time
00:06:05And I...
00:06:13I found this...
00:06:16This girl here was hitchhiking
00:06:19And I picked her up
00:06:21So I've seen on these tags here that this is where she belongs at
00:06:25Uh, trick or treat
00:06:28What was that, Jeffrey?
00:06:30I don't know
00:06:32I don't know
00:06:34I don't know
00:06:36I don't know
00:06:38I don't know
00:06:40What was that, Jeffrey?
00:06:44Uh, ma'am?
00:06:47My God!
00:06:49Jeffrey!
00:06:51Get her down to the pool immediately
00:06:55Jeffrey, I'm sorry
00:06:58Oh, my ass
00:07:00Ow, ow, I'm sorry
00:07:03I'm sorry
00:07:05You make me miserable, girl
00:07:07I'll never do it again, I promise
00:07:10Sit down, young man
00:07:12Uh, Dr. Braun, some company has come in
00:07:15May I call you back?
00:07:20What's your name?
00:07:22Butch
00:07:24Where do you come from?
00:07:26Houston
00:07:28Texas
00:07:30Yes, ma'am
00:07:32What do you do?
00:07:34You mean right now?
00:07:36Anytime
00:07:37What do you do for fun?
00:07:39Well, I sort of drive around looking at things
00:07:43Well, it was very nice of you to bring my daughter home
00:07:46Oh, well, what kind of things do you look at?
00:07:50Strange stuff
00:07:52Well, what do you plan to do when you get through looking at strange stuff?
00:07:57I mean, what do you want to do when you grow up?
00:08:00I mean, what would you rather do more than anything in the world?
00:08:03Well, um, build me a flying saucer
00:08:09How would you go about doing that?
00:08:12Well, I'd go around to the men that knew how to build them
00:08:17and what kind of materials to use and the engines that I ought to have
00:08:22Well, do flying saucers have engines?
00:08:25Well, I suppose they'd have to have something to make them fly
00:08:29Well, how would you like to teach my daughter how to build a flying saucer?
00:08:35Well, I don't know
00:08:38I'll have Jeffrey take you and introduce you to her properly
00:08:43and you can tell her you're going to teach her how to build a flying saucer
00:08:46Oh, well, are y'all fixing to be here for a while?
00:08:52I mean, you know, because I wanted to talk to you some more
00:08:55I haven't got time to build a flying saucer. I've got to go to work
00:09:02So, your name was?
00:09:05Butch
00:09:07How'd you meet the princess there?
00:09:09Well, I was, you know, just coming from Houston
00:09:11and I went down there to look at the ocean, you know, and everything
00:09:13I ain't never seen it before
00:09:15And, boy, it was pretty, too
00:09:17And I was thinking, God, damn, I'd sure like to have me a chick
00:09:19standing down there with me, you know
00:09:20And, hell, all of a sudden
00:09:22I seen this chick just hitchhiking on the side of the highway
00:09:25With her tits hanging out
00:09:27Yeah, how'd you know?
00:09:29She's kind of proud of them
00:09:31Is she your chick?
00:09:33In the immortal words of Brigham Young
00:09:36the two worst things you can do
00:09:38is invade another person's privacy
00:09:40and kick a lady out of your bed
00:09:42I'd need a chick. You want one, Echo?
00:09:44No, thanks
00:09:46God damn, look at that
00:09:48Ah, never mind about that
00:09:50You turn around and back
00:09:52and I'll go fix us up some grub
00:10:00Hey, uh, who's them pictures have you got there?
00:10:05I'm preparing a portfolio
00:10:07of friends and acquaintances
00:10:09I knew in New York
00:10:11during my modeling career
00:10:12I knew in New York
00:10:14during my modeling career
00:10:25Susan!
00:10:27Susan!
00:10:29Susan!
00:10:31Susan!
00:10:33Susan!
00:10:35Susan!
00:10:37Susan!
00:10:39Susan!
00:10:41Anyway, I'm the star
00:10:43You can't be a star
00:10:45Just the star
00:10:49You don't like that
00:10:51Yeah, but there's no
00:10:53There's no
00:10:55It's not a blown up ego
00:10:57It's what you all say
00:10:59Why do you say that?
00:11:01Miss New York
00:11:03Girl of the Year
00:11:05Millionaire
00:11:07Socialite
00:11:08Bullshit
00:11:10Andy Warhol superstar
00:11:12All this
00:11:14Really had a bad effect on me
00:11:17It seemed strange
00:11:19Wherever I've been
00:11:21I've been quite notorious
00:11:23And quite innocently so
00:11:25But I've never been anywhere
00:11:27Where I haven't been known
00:11:29I remember many times in New York
00:11:31I'd be out all day
00:11:33Frolicking around Lower East Side
00:11:35And then I'd come back
00:11:36And I was
00:11:38Very heavy on my makeup
00:11:40And I'd spend about an hour and a half
00:11:42Clowning
00:11:44And they called my mother
00:11:46In California
00:11:48And said that I was dead
00:11:50And I thought I was dead
00:11:52But within the next ten minutes
00:11:54I started to breathe
00:11:56Isn't that weird?
00:11:58God damn
00:12:00Sound like you really got your tit caught in a ringer, huh?
00:12:02Maybe that's how come they stick up like that
00:12:03I finally had to sell my Mercedes
00:12:05All my clothes
00:12:07Balenciaga originals
00:12:09Chanel's
00:12:11All my furs
00:12:13All my jewels
00:12:15For money, for drugs
00:12:17Huh
00:12:19Maybe if I stick around
00:12:21I can get me a little poon
00:12:23Too bad my buddy Hank ain't here
00:12:25He used to go with the rich chick
00:12:27I guess all that bread
00:12:29Makes him act real weird
00:12:31Jeffrey
00:12:33Did I ask you to make my lunch?
00:12:35Look at that
00:12:37She don't want to do Jack's shit
00:12:42That guy Jeff that works here
00:12:44He's kind of strange too
00:12:46He seems like a real nice guy, alright
00:12:48But uh
00:12:50What the hell is she doing now?
00:13:04I cannot understand it
00:13:06It just don't make sense
00:13:08Here's this chick
00:13:10And she's fine
00:13:12I mean she ain't ugly or nothing
00:13:14And I'm a guy and I like chicks
00:13:16I know she is a dancing and a carrying on
00:13:19But it just ain't turning me on no how
00:13:21But maybe it's on account she's older
00:13:23My dad always went after older women
00:13:26They supposed to be the finest
00:13:28Maybe she's doing something
00:13:30That older women don't do
00:13:31That's supposed to make you excited
00:13:33Or something that I don't know about
00:13:35Like love potion number nine
00:13:37Woo woo
00:13:39She probably must do that
00:13:41For everybody that comes around here
00:13:43Hell, if she's doing it for herself
00:13:45She'd be running naked through the woods
00:13:47So I guess she must be doing it for me
00:13:49I feel kind of sorry for her in a way
00:13:51But I don't exactly know why
00:13:54Limpy had a cock like this
00:13:56When he hanged himself from my window
00:13:58He had a cock like this
00:14:00When he hanged himself from my room
00:14:02When I was twelve
00:14:04Who's Limpy?
00:14:06He was my brother
00:14:08I loved him and I wanted him
00:14:11Just don't give it another thought
00:14:13Young fella
00:14:15Boy, I bet one thing she never had
00:14:17When she was a kid
00:14:19Was a good ass woman
00:14:21Boy, I tell ya
00:14:23Sure glad that cracker's
00:14:25Gonna take over this spot
00:14:26She's gotta follow around
00:14:28After a jive ass prod
00:14:30Slobbering all up and down
00:14:32Inside herself
00:14:34I didn't ask for this
00:14:36I want a job, man
00:14:38I'd get a bummer
00:14:40Bummer
00:14:42No time to go to the beach
00:14:44I'm sick of this shit for sure
00:14:46I gotta get in the wind
00:14:48Feel sorry for the whole mess of em
00:14:50Feel a lot better when I'm gone
00:14:53Et cetera
00:14:57I gotta settle out my affairs
00:14:59With the old bag
00:15:01A fat ugly fat man swam
00:15:03In a red tire made of stone
00:15:06A painted lady paddled
00:15:08Next to him with two poodles
00:15:10On her lap
00:15:12Garbo quietly picked a flower
00:15:14While his chauffeur
00:15:16Won his check of game
00:15:18As Barrymore took
00:15:20A noonday nap
00:15:22Diamonds fell like rain
00:15:23Diamonds fell like rain
00:15:26Up in Xanadu
00:15:28Diamonds fell like rain
00:15:31Citizen Kane was king
00:15:34Oh, Citizen Kane
00:15:37That old broad
00:15:39Jumping on my chest everyday
00:15:41Crazy old fool anyhow
00:15:43All she wants to know
00:15:45About his pie
00:15:47Is a bunch of shit
00:15:50Speak to him, Emmy
00:15:51Speak to him, Emmy, you know
00:15:53Yeah, well, top of the morning to you, Mom
00:15:56Hi
00:15:58Tu l'as ma vie
00:16:00Je rêve et tu sais
00:16:02C'est ma nuit de joie
00:16:04Jeffrey
00:16:06I was kinda hoping you'd have a minute to talk
00:16:08Before you start your busy day
00:16:10What, dear?
00:16:12Look, you know I like your daughter a whole lot
00:16:14You know, I like taking care of her and stuff
00:16:16I mean, you know, I don't mind
00:16:18Running around and doing her things for her and stuff
00:16:19I mean, you know, she's a nice girl
00:16:21And I really like her
00:16:23It's no big shit to me what happens to her
00:16:25You know, I really like to do those things
00:16:27I mean, she's a nice girl
00:16:29Hey, don't get me wrong
00:16:31I like working here a lot
00:16:33And I don't appreciate you giving me a place
00:16:35To crash into everything either
00:16:37I mean, Susan's been getting a lot better lately
00:16:39I really don't mind taking care of her
00:16:41She's starting to see to her own things
00:16:44You know, Jeffrey, it really is wonderful
00:16:46It's not a bad situation
00:16:47What Dr. Brown has done to help Susan
00:16:49Oh, yeah
00:16:52Well, Uncle Scott never gave me a bum steer
00:16:57Gee, these things sure cover up
00:16:59A multitude of sins
00:17:01Right
00:17:03Those barbarians in that New York hospital
00:17:05You know, twelve, two and all a day plan
00:17:08You know, I should have reported them
00:17:10To the medical association ages ago
00:17:12Mm-hmm
00:17:14Well, Dr. Brown's people
00:17:15Really makes sense
00:17:17All right
00:17:21Look at that
00:17:23She looks just like that chick
00:17:25In the creepy comic books
00:17:30I'm gonna get drunk
00:17:32What do you want to drink that shit for?
00:17:34You want to drink something
00:17:36That'll do something for you
00:17:38I'll drink you some Dr. Pepper here
00:17:40Because it cleans you out, you know
00:17:42And gets you all energized
00:17:43And feeling real good
00:17:45Besides
00:17:49Boy, that tastes fine
00:17:52Bullshit
00:17:54She done that on purpose
00:17:56Ouch!
00:17:58Fuck
00:18:00I think your foot's bleeding
00:18:02Oh, God
00:18:04Another scar
00:18:06Here, stick your foot up here
00:18:09Goddamn
00:18:10Goddamn
00:18:13You better turn over
00:18:18I know
00:18:20It's just like she's inside her own
00:18:22Little bitty world all by herself
00:18:28God, I hate this stuff
00:18:32Hey, Butch, you want a drink?
00:18:35Well, hell, at least she's having fun
00:18:37Uh-oh
00:18:39I wonder if lunch is ready
00:18:49Jeffrey!
00:18:52Jeffrey!
00:18:54I want my lunch!
00:18:56Never mind that
00:18:58You better mind this here
00:19:00It's just gonna get infected
00:19:02You got any band-aids or methylate down here?
00:19:04Methadrine?
00:19:06Hell no, methylate
00:19:08It burns
00:19:10If it burns, then you know it's working
00:19:12Meth burns your brain cells out
00:19:16Unless the injections are accompanied
00:19:19By massive doses of vitamin B12
00:19:24You better let me take your pants off
00:19:26Before you get blood all over them
00:19:29There we go
00:19:31When I was a child, I was very hyper
00:19:34We lived on an enormous ranch
00:19:36I used to ride from dusk till dawn
00:19:40I remember Mommy used to give me Nevitol
00:19:44Whenever I got out of her schedule
00:19:47That ranch must have been finer than hell
00:19:49I used to live on a farm, you know
00:19:51And me and my cousin had us a horse
00:19:53And it was real pretty
00:19:55It was a golden, you know, had a white tail and all that
00:19:57And we used to ride him everywhere
00:19:59That stupid-ass man, he used to
00:20:01Ride him across cattle guards and all kinds of shit
00:20:03I got hooked on speed at the factory
00:20:04Ouch
00:20:06And then I had my little interlude
00:20:08With heroin for eight months
00:20:10To get off speed
00:20:12I haven't given up Paul
00:20:14Did I mention Paul?
00:20:16No
00:20:18Paul
00:20:20Paul
00:20:22Paul
00:20:24Paul America
00:20:26He used to deal vast quantities of speed
00:20:28Out of the Hotel America
00:20:30I think drugs are like strawberries
00:20:32And peaches
00:20:34So
00:20:36I think the strong drugs allow a person
00:20:38To rebuild their lives
00:20:40Or start a new life
00:20:42By completely destroying the one they've been with
00:20:44Paul was such a strange, zombie-like
00:20:47Ooh
00:20:49I don't know, I hated him
00:20:51But I had this strange fascination
00:20:54This kind of
00:20:57Love and
00:20:59Sexual addiction for him
00:21:01I'm not sure what
00:21:03Attracted me to him
00:21:05Unless it was
00:21:07Some kind of
00:21:09Aberration brought about
00:21:11By drugs
00:21:13Which I was so heavily
00:21:15Inundated by
00:21:18Speed is the
00:21:20Ultimate
00:21:22All-time high
00:21:24That first rush
00:21:26Wow
00:21:28Just that burning
00:21:29Searing
00:21:31Soaring
00:21:33Sense of
00:21:35Perfection
00:21:39Like
00:21:42God
00:21:44A 24-hour
00:21:46Climax
00:21:48That can go on for days
00:21:50To go off
00:21:52To a city or to a country?
00:21:54To a country, to an island
00:21:56Near the sea
00:21:57I mean, I can live there happily ever after
00:21:59There's no way to explain it
00:22:01Unless you've been through it
00:22:04There's no way to tell anyone
00:22:07Who hasn't tasted it
00:22:11I'd like to turn the whole world on
00:22:13Just for a moment
00:22:17Just for a moment
00:22:21I'm greedy
00:22:23I'd like to keep most of it for myself
00:22:24And a few other
00:22:26Few of my friends
00:22:30Keep that
00:22:32Purlative high
00:22:34Just on the
00:22:36Cusp of each day
00:22:38So that I
00:22:40Radiate
00:22:42Sunshine
00:22:45And I could just see him
00:22:47Like some strange vision
00:22:49He had such
00:22:51I don't know if it's
00:22:52Because he took so much acid
00:22:54That he had
00:22:56This strange alienation
00:22:58From the human race
00:23:00And
00:23:02Sounds like a real winner
00:23:04Huh?
00:23:06Who?
00:23:08That the guy you're talking about?
00:23:12Yeah
00:23:14Oh
00:23:16I don't want anymore
00:23:18I've had hundreds of men in my life
00:23:20Chick, if you're all so hungry
00:23:22And hung up on that Paul fucker
00:23:24How come you ain't with him right now?
00:23:26Maybe she is
00:23:28Hell, who knows?
00:23:30Maybe he's out there in the woods
00:23:32Lurking and waiting for dark
00:23:34Where the fuck's my lighter?
00:23:37I've got to find it
00:23:39My brother Wesley gave it to me
00:23:41He gave it to me
00:23:43Just before he committed suicide
00:23:46It's funny
00:23:48He was the only one who had
00:23:49No sexual interest in me
00:23:52All my
00:23:54All my other brothers did
00:23:57And
00:23:59Ranch hands
00:24:01The butler, the foreman
00:24:06And daddy
00:24:10He's been trying to fuck me
00:24:12Ever since I was nine
00:24:16Where's your daddy at?
00:24:17Does he live here on this place too?
00:24:19He's
00:24:21Dead
00:24:23His insides rotted out from cancer
00:24:28He was so strange
00:24:31Crazy
00:24:34I remember he used to
00:24:36Beat the shit out of me
00:24:38Jump on top of me
00:24:40He'd be a little drunk
00:24:42Jump on top of me
00:24:44Twist my arm
00:24:45Slap my face
00:24:47Once
00:24:49Once I remember
00:24:51He even
00:24:53He punched me
00:24:56With his fist
00:24:59And the worst time
00:25:01The worst time
00:25:04He beat me up so badly
00:25:07That I
00:25:09I couldn't stop crying
00:25:11For about
00:25:12Eight days
00:25:15And they kept ignoring me
00:25:17And finally
00:25:19They decided to call a doctor
00:25:21After eight days of no sleep
00:25:23And crying
00:25:26And he came in with a big needle
00:25:29I said, oh no
00:25:31Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that
00:25:35Well, hey Susan
00:25:37You want a cool?
00:25:39Yeah
00:25:41Where'd all the fiction and freaks come from?
00:25:44From David
00:25:46That's him there
00:25:51He was a friend of mine
00:25:53Artist
00:25:55In New York
00:25:57Had them all blown up for me
00:25:59Gave them to me as a present
00:26:01When I was still in the hospital
00:26:03Who's that in there?
00:26:05A friend of mine
00:26:07A friend of mine
00:26:09Who's that in there?
00:26:11That one
00:26:13Oh, God
00:26:15That faggot
00:26:17Why I ever got into bed with him
00:26:19I'll never know
00:26:22Take another look at her
00:26:24There she is
00:26:26Freeze her, Tom
00:26:28Yes, sir, Mr. Bedecio
00:26:30I'm real glad I bought up that nice spot
00:26:32Nice place for people to get together
00:26:35Yes, sir
00:26:36Freeze her, Tom
00:26:38Boost her up on your log pedestal
00:26:40Lock her up around 45 to 110 single units
00:26:44No, no
00:26:46There, that's it
00:26:48Full saturated flat
00:26:50Thanks, Tom
00:26:55You know, Tom
00:26:57It sure is one hell of a shame
00:26:59To see the little gal just go downhill like this
00:27:01She's from such fine people
00:27:03That Mario is such a goddamn dummy
00:27:06You just clean the place out
00:27:08Yes, sir, Mr. Bedecio
00:27:12I mean, well, what was I supposed to do?
00:27:15I mean, I knew you'd be upset
00:27:17When I saw the three of them
00:27:19Leaving the Too Far Gone last night
00:27:21After my last set
00:27:23But I thought you'd want to see it
00:27:25First on playback this morning
00:27:27I mean, I've only got 16 separate Vidicon units
00:27:29Covering every corner of the discotheque
00:27:31And for only $3,700 more
00:27:33I can install a cell sync hookup
00:27:34To let me drum and mix at the same time
00:27:36Yeah, well
00:27:38Well, Tom, that's all right
00:27:41I'm glad to see you're practicing your drumming
00:27:43Why don't you go down and warm the car up
00:27:45Bring her around front
00:27:48Yes, sir
00:27:50Bring her around front
00:27:56I'll meet you in a minute
00:28:00Up front
00:28:02You mean down front
00:28:04Up front
00:28:07Up front, down front
00:28:09What's the difference?
00:28:13I don't feel very well
00:28:16Better call Dr. Robert
00:28:27Oh, what a pretty, lovely shirt
00:28:32What's this plastic bag?
00:28:37Strange place to stash drugs
00:28:43I wonder what it's worth
00:28:56Oh, it's so beautiful out
00:28:58I wish I still had my car
00:29:02Maybe I could find someone to buy Mario's stash
00:29:09To pay for Yoli's abortion
00:29:16Yoli
00:29:18Yoli, wake up
00:29:21Shh
00:29:23We've got to go
00:29:24Listen, Wonder Woman, when do we?
00:29:26I'm so hungry, I can't remember the last time I
00:29:29All day yesterday
00:29:32I'm still broke
00:29:34Oh, we could go to the park for breakfast
00:29:37Everybody works out there
00:29:39Facts
00:29:41Did you get the stash?
00:29:43Should be worth about 400
00:29:45Well, let's find some schmuck
00:29:47I ain't selling my roller skates to pay for his abortion
00:29:50I'll be back
00:29:51Roller skates to pay for his abortion
00:30:00Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
00:30:08Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
00:30:22Hey, Tom
00:30:24Don't you think it's about time
00:30:26We gave our friend over at the discotheque
00:30:29A little run for his money
00:30:32Yeah, I think we ought to give him a jingle
00:30:38Operator
00:30:40This is V-1
00:30:42Give me Trafalgar 72054
00:30:45One moment, V-1, I'll connect you
00:30:48I don't understand you, Mario
00:30:51You mean anybody can just walk in off the street
00:30:54Walk into your apartment
00:30:56And clean the place out?
00:30:58Mr. Verdechio
00:31:00Don't Mr. Verdechio me, young man
00:31:02Now listen, Mario
00:31:04You better get on the ball
00:31:06The league's got a hundred thousand dollars
00:31:08Riding on this deal, Mario
00:31:10Mr. Verdechio, a hundred thousand dollars
00:31:12I know is a lot of money
00:31:13How about this?
00:31:23Should be worth about four hundred
00:31:26Holy shit
00:31:28What's that? Uranium?
00:31:36Cocaine!
00:31:38Cocaine?
00:31:40What's that?
00:31:41Cocaine?
00:31:43That's a very serious drug
00:31:45Let's go hide it up at my mother's
00:31:47No
00:31:49We have to go to Dr. Robert first
00:31:51For our vitamins
00:31:52Fabulous
00:31:53These shots are better than cocaine any day
00:31:56Heparin sodium, one thousand cc
00:32:00In balance to the chemical
00:32:02Dr. Robert's office
00:32:04What's in these shots anyway?
00:32:06Well, I'll tell you
00:32:08It's vitamin A, four thousand units
00:32:09Vitamin B, three thousand units
00:32:11Hold on please
00:32:13Stay there and relax a while
00:32:15The doctor will take care of your friend
00:32:18Thanks a lot
00:32:20So sorry, Mrs. Motown
00:32:22The doctor is unavailable
00:32:24They'll take care of him, all right
00:32:35I don't know, I don't know
00:32:36I don't know, it's just
00:32:38I think it's my imagination
00:32:40But every time I get a poke
00:32:42I get my energy back
00:32:46Yeah, I feel much better
00:32:48I feel better if I take this sauna
00:32:50It's like it's so weak
00:32:52So wiped out
00:32:54Anything's gonna help
00:32:57It's just like some sort of strange vicious cycle
00:32:59You feel better, you feel worse
00:33:01Come in, sit in the sauna
00:33:03And you're fine, we should just stay in here
00:33:04We have to go back outside, he'll never know
00:33:07The first 15 minutes
00:33:10Takes
00:33:12A long time
00:33:15But the second 15 minutes
00:33:17Takes forever
00:33:20Is he there?
00:33:22Dr. Robert's cannot be disturbed
00:33:24He's in the ejection room
00:33:26There are three patients waiting
00:33:28Ooh, anyone I know
00:33:30Uh, who is this?
00:33:32You know who I am
00:33:34I know damn well who this is
00:33:36It's Charlotte, and I've got to speak to him right away
00:33:38The doctor cannot speak to you now
00:33:40Susan and Yoli just brought in a new patient
00:33:43Susan and Yoli, I sent Susan and Yoli to marry a disco
00:33:47I'll have to put you on hold
00:33:49Why don't you come out to my office
00:33:51And get up on the table?
00:33:54Okay, how did she have fun?
00:33:57Made you the pass
00:34:01Mr. Vitekio, those girls
00:34:02They are friends of Charlotte
00:34:04She sent them to me
00:34:06I never saw them before last night
00:34:08A little self-indulgent goddamn fool
00:34:10I think I've talked to in a long time
00:34:15Dr. Robert's office
00:34:17Mr. Rush
00:34:19Dr. Robert's has asked you many times
00:34:21To please go for an appointment
00:34:24Hello there, girls
00:34:26And how are we today?
00:34:29Yoli?
00:34:31Yoli, you all ready?
00:34:34Okay, hop up
00:34:43Put all your weight on this leg, would you please?
00:34:46Ready?
00:34:53All done
00:34:55Dr. Robert's office
00:34:57No more vitamins today
00:35:00Okay
00:35:04My God, this is like a battlefield
00:35:07Don't, don't let her
00:35:10No, no, just relax
00:35:12The digital analog computer enables us
00:35:14Not only to record for future playback
00:35:16While viewing live
00:35:18But to also select
00:35:20Well, that may be all very true
00:35:22But the important thing now
00:35:24Is that we called Charlotte
00:35:26And we find out now
00:35:28That apparently the little gal
00:35:30And Charlotte
00:35:32All hopped up on narcotics
00:35:34She brought along this goon
00:35:36Called Paul America
00:35:38Who obviously had little Susan there
00:35:40Under his influence
00:35:42Charlotte feels that this young man
00:35:44Is an opportunist
00:35:46Who seeks to exploit the little gal and us
00:35:48Without any regard whatsoever
00:35:50For the consequences
00:35:52Apparently he thinks
00:35:54We were born yesterday
00:36:00Hello, Paul
00:36:02Yeah, this is Wes
00:36:04How about some coke?
00:36:06Much too hot to handle
00:36:08No, man
00:36:10Not if you get yourself a backer
00:36:12And I've got us the perfect situation
00:36:15This guy's so fucking big
00:36:17He can't even see his toes
00:36:19He's a retired old tycoon
00:36:21He's brought himself into the board
00:36:23Of every pharmaceutical house in the world
00:36:25He does it all through international banks
00:36:27And stock manipulation or some shit
00:36:28It's incredible
00:36:30Nobody's seen him in years
00:36:32But me and Susan
00:36:34Had this fantastic interh-
00:36:39Well, what do you think, Tom?
00:36:42Well, Mr. Bidecchio
00:36:44I'm not paid to think
00:36:46I'm just paid to act
00:36:48Yes, I know
00:36:50But you've been very much concerned
00:36:52And I think we've got everything under control
00:36:54Yes, sir, Mr. Bidecchio
00:36:56Tell you what you do, Tom
00:36:58And pick me up around 5
00:37:00I don't know what the hell she's bitching
00:37:02About that old guy for
00:37:04I bet you with all that power in this guy
00:37:06He could really do some fine stuff
00:37:08No tellin'
00:37:10He could probably even help me build my saucer
00:37:12Hell, I'd just walk right up to him
00:37:14And say hi, fucker
00:37:16He's probably just lonely, that's all
00:37:24You was a model back in New York, huh?
00:37:26Was that what you was doin' there?
00:37:28Yeah, I was a model
00:37:30The model
00:37:32Life did an article on me
00:37:34As girl of the year
00:37:36That's it on the wall there
00:37:39And the other ones vote
00:37:42I oughta call Diana Vreeland
00:37:44In New York
00:37:46I need some more reprints
00:37:48They're kind of disheveled
00:37:50Uh, could-
00:37:52Could you hand me the telephone, Butch?
00:37:55It's under the magazines
00:37:56Over there
00:37:58And some vodka
00:38:00Some vodka
00:38:02And my lip gloss
00:38:05Not the lipstick, lip gloss
00:38:11Would you please pour me
00:38:13A glass of vodka
00:38:21Operator
00:38:23I'd like to place
00:38:24A personal call
00:38:26To Diana Vreeland
00:38:28In New York City
00:38:30At Vogue Magazine
00:38:32Yes, ma'am, do you have the number?
00:38:34No, I don't have the number
00:38:36You can dial New York Information Direct
00:38:39Could you please place the call?
00:38:41Who you callin'?
00:38:43The editor of Vogue Magazine
00:38:54Hello?
00:39:12Susan!
00:39:14It's been years
00:39:16Well, at least months
00:39:18I'm very depressed
00:39:20Is it drugs or money?
00:39:21And I'm really out of it
00:39:23Oh, both
00:39:27I finally know true love
00:39:31Well, I hope he at least has a title
00:39:34These are pretty
00:39:36When did you get these?
00:39:38No
00:39:40I'd never had no hamsters before
00:39:42Always had reptiles
00:39:44Like my iguana lizard
00:39:46And my turtles and alligators
00:39:48It's taken me a long time
00:39:49To realize it
00:39:51But Paul's the only person
00:39:53I've ever truly loved
00:39:55Why not meet me at the U.N.?
00:39:57We're doing a spread
00:39:59Of quivering youth
00:40:01With this new French mob
00:40:03Big sensation
00:40:05Biddy-boo
00:40:072012, can you believe it?
00:40:09I hate makeup
00:40:11I mean, I could even
00:40:13Even on children
00:40:15They ask me to wear makeup
00:40:17Susan!
00:40:19Get a coconut based protein
00:40:21I look like a squashed potato bug
00:40:25Well, she's very...
00:40:27I haven't been very well with her
00:40:29She's a funny chick
00:40:31She really is the
00:40:33Poor little rich girl
00:40:47I forgot
00:40:49Don't come
00:40:51Paul and his speed freak friends
00:40:53Stole my passport
00:40:55And my leopard skin coat
00:40:57While we were living at the Chelsea
00:40:59No, you don't need your passport
00:41:02We're only shooting there
00:41:08Oh, great, I'll bring Paul
00:41:11Boy, this is fine
00:41:13Did you really used to look like this?
00:41:15Excuse me, ma'am, I've busted a janitor
00:41:17He says Vogue magazine is closed
00:41:19Tonight, New York time
00:41:21I was just speaking to my party
00:41:23Before you so rudely interrupted me
00:41:26For God's sakes
00:41:28You cannot speak to me in that tone of voice
00:41:30I'm a high school graduate
00:41:32Those operators are so damn stupid
00:41:34Oh, I've got to get ready
00:41:37I have to be in an important fashion show
00:41:40At the United Nations
00:41:44I wonder if Jeffrey's washed out my underwear
00:41:47Jeffrey?
00:41:49Jeffrey!
00:41:54Wow, poor chick
00:41:56She's really wasted
00:42:00Butch
00:42:02Would you please have Jeffrey
00:42:04Comb out my fall now?
00:42:08Here, she wants you to comb this out
00:42:11What's all this shit about fashion show
00:42:13And the United Nations?
00:42:14I overheard the old bag
00:42:16Talking to some doc
00:42:18The big German specialist
00:42:20They call it PBD
00:42:22Permanent brain damage
00:42:24And that chick used to like to get high
00:42:26About three times a week
00:42:28I drives her way up the San Bernardini hills
00:42:30To that old fuckin' doc's joint
00:42:32They got her under some sort of special treatment
00:42:34Supposed to be the last stop
00:42:36Before Lobotomy Valley
00:42:38Anyway, whatever it is
00:42:40She must get off on it all right
00:42:42Because when I brings her back
00:42:44She stays here like a turd
00:42:46For about eight hours
00:42:48As soon as she starts shrieking again
00:42:50The old bag ups and calls in Dr. Brown
00:42:52For one of his hundred dollar house calls
00:43:02House call my ass
00:43:06He just sits there tickling on her titties
00:43:08For half an hour or so
00:43:14Tell me beautiful
00:43:16How'd you get that sunshine in your smile
00:43:21Tell me beautiful
00:43:23Where are you going beautiful
00:43:25How'd you like to romance for a while
00:43:30When you're near what joy and cheer you're bringing
00:43:34Can't you hear the bees and birdies singing
00:43:38All this is supposed to make her forget
00:43:40Her experiences in New York City
00:43:42She keeps trying to live back
00:43:44For what she figures out to be
00:43:46The time she was highest
00:43:48God damn
00:43:50You know I just seen her have
00:43:52Imaginary conversation with some chick
00:43:54Down there on the phone
00:43:56Imaginary to you but real as piss to her
00:43:58Start combing
00:44:00I ain't never combed no hair piece before
00:44:02Yeah well you'll be getting plenty practice
00:44:04Now listen there butchie
00:44:06Your bag's gonna be looking for someone
00:44:08To fill a position here on the premises shortly
00:44:10And I just might be able to
00:44:12Pull some strings for you
00:44:14Yeah well this here ain't no job
00:44:16It's a golden opportunity
00:44:18First off you get yourself
00:44:20A palatial residence all your own
00:44:22And all the pies you can eat
00:44:24Ranging from Oregon blackberry
00:44:26To Texas pecan
00:44:28What's all that about
00:44:30Well let's just say the ground you're treading upon
00:44:32Once belonged to an old geezer
00:44:34Who sunk all his money into oil
00:44:36Off the Santa Barbara coast
00:44:38The old bag there is a grieving widow
00:44:40And she's all holed up in a house
00:44:42Sort out her guilt for all the seagulls
00:44:44She's got a pie business for herself
00:44:46Pies?
00:44:48Yeah she put all her bread
00:44:50In a pie franchise business
00:44:52So she could reach young people
00:44:54With all that's good and clean in USA
00:44:56Ha! That's where the Texas pecan comes in, huh?
00:44:58Yeah and 49 other fruity varieties
00:45:00One for each state
00:45:02Sort of sees herself as the
00:45:04All-American earth crust mama
00:45:06Where are we going now?
00:45:08We're just now getting to the juicy part
00:45:09I've got diamonds and a dew
00:45:11Diamonds smell like rain
00:45:13Citizen Kane was king
00:45:16Boy, Citizen Kane
00:45:32Valentino suddenly appeared
00:45:34In his midnight blue tuxedo
00:45:36Had a falcon on his shoulder
00:45:39Eating chicken from his hand
00:45:42Fatty Arbuckle waddled by
00:45:45On his way to the bathhouse green
00:45:48Frankenstein ate the leading lady
00:45:51And Lincoln the heartless king
00:45:55Pumpkins and a dew
00:45:57Diamonds smell like rain
00:46:00Citizen Kane was king
00:46:03Boy, Citizen Kane
00:46:06Boy, Citizen Kane
00:46:18Ha!
00:46:20Boy, Susan, you look finer in hell
00:46:22Here, I combed out your hair piece here
00:46:25I hope it did okay
00:46:29When I was girl of the year in New York
00:46:32I made a mask out of my face
00:46:34I really freaked out on the bus
00:46:37I'd do things like
00:46:40Well, I sprayed my hair silver
00:46:43Stripped it and streaked it silver
00:46:46I'd use this awful sticky silver spray
00:46:50Went all over it
00:46:52And I did that first in Andy Warhol's studio
00:46:57But it wasn't inspired by Andy's hair
00:47:00I just, I really wanted blonde hair
00:47:02And I couldn't get a blonde spray
00:47:05So I used silver
00:47:08But that went down in the papers
00:47:11As being, making me a twin of Andy's
00:47:14Which was bullshit
00:47:17That whole scene was bullshit
00:47:20Goddamn, sounds weird
00:47:23Especially that Andy Warhol dude
00:47:26I done heard about him
00:47:29I got my first introduction to Andy Warhol
00:47:32I got my first introduction to heavy drugs
00:47:35At the factory
00:47:37Heavy drugs and big jugs
00:47:39Okay now, butcher boy, come on up here
00:47:41I gotta have a talk with you, man to man like
00:47:44Because the old bag wants me to run down a medication trip with you
00:47:47Okay, this here's for metabolism
00:47:50Ascorbic acid, 100 millis twice a day
00:47:52Theragram, 250 millis three times a day
00:47:54Now comes the heavy shit
00:47:56Your Dynalab twice a day
00:47:58Your 100 millis Thorazine twice a day
00:48:00Your Ducalax Tylenol as needed
00:48:02And your Dermat before the clock strikes for how it weighs
00:48:05Jeffrey, would you please bring me my lunch right now?
00:48:11Sure thing, Mr. Bennett
00:48:13I'll tell you, there's one thing I can't stand
00:48:16And that's a chick telling me what to do
00:48:20Jeffrey, after lunch can we go out to the movies?
00:48:26Yeah, well sugar, I'd really love to
00:48:28But your mommy's been kind of tight with the petty cash late
00:48:30So I figured we'd just hang around here and look at some slides
00:48:33And sort of introduce Butchie there to your career aspects
00:48:36I'm hot and sweaty and tired
00:48:46Okay now, butch boy, just so you know who you're dealing with
00:48:50Give me a minute to get set up here
00:48:52And you're gonna go on some slides to commemorate
00:48:54The highlights of the silver 60s
00:48:56When the princess here hit old Gotham
00:49:01My goodness, how in heaven did I get in there?
00:49:04Oh my God, that's nice
00:49:10The grand gala opening of Dr. Robert's Spa
00:49:16It was sort of his big dream
00:49:19A preventative medicine health spa
00:49:23He practiced preventative medicine
00:49:26Vitamin shots and lots of methadrine
00:49:35Wow, what a scene that place was
00:49:38And this night, I was already so bombed out
00:49:42I don't know how I got there
00:49:44And I had this strange sensation
00:49:47That Perdeco was downstairs
00:49:50Easy on the back
00:49:52I'm Robert
00:49:54Mr. Perdeco
00:49:56You finally got your new spa
00:49:58I'm so glad you like it
00:50:00The doctor's so grateful that you made it all possible
00:50:05To carry on
00:50:07Carl, look at those people
00:50:10Aren't you glad your daughter's not here?
00:50:13Yes sir, Mr. Perdeco
00:50:15Mr. Disco, how's everything?
00:50:17Think we have one right here
00:50:19Very good, that's for someone
00:50:21But for you, anything for you
00:50:24Have a good day today
00:50:26Thank you, Robert
00:50:28It's a beautiful day
00:50:30I don't know anyone can be unhappy on a day like this
00:50:33Give me your tie, I'm gonna put you in the shower
00:50:36And everything's gonna be great
00:50:38Everybody's here, everybody
00:50:40The grand gala opening of Dr. Robert's Spa
00:50:45I've gotten this whole damn thing together
00:50:49They think they know how to get high
00:50:52Yeah, they might
00:50:53Robert, I don't think he knows anything about anything
00:50:57Speed
00:50:59What does speed mean?
00:51:02Well if you look up what dexedrine is
00:51:05You can call it amphetamine
00:51:07I mean I personally
00:51:09The dexedrine is dextroamphetamine sulfate
00:51:16Dioxin is methamphetamine hydrochloride
00:51:20Methadrine is methamphetamine hydrochloride
00:51:24But there's brand names
00:51:26And that's the help that I need
00:51:29Not the Behrer Benner Clinic in Zurich
00:51:33Not Arden's, not Sunshine Terrace
00:51:35Not hospitals in Mexico, not Roosevelt
00:51:38Just my amphetamine
00:51:41And if I die at 40, I don't give a damn
00:51:46In about five minutes I'm gonna go up there
00:51:48And face that madness group of a million people
00:51:51In a yes and I'm going swimming
00:51:54Weight problem or no weight problem
00:51:56And I used to be very uptight about wearing a bathing suit
00:51:58But fuck it, now I take it off and I show it all
00:52:01What difference does it make?
00:52:03Love, that's the thing that makes the world go round, you know?
00:52:06It's the most important thing on earth
00:52:08And the hardest thing to accomplish too, you know?
00:52:10I think we get distracted many times
00:52:12By falling too much in love with ourselves
00:52:14And material things, you know?
00:52:15The most important part of love
00:52:17Is the spiritual element
00:52:19The ability to be able to give to one another
00:52:22And then you get all the compass of life then
00:52:24And it seems to me
00:52:26That once you accomplish the spiritual part
00:52:28I don't think it's right to give to the people
00:52:30What the people are not supposed to have
00:52:33No, but it's not giving material things
00:52:36It's giving of oneself, from in here
00:52:39Anybody can give a pair of cufflinks
00:52:41Or, you know, a beautiful garment
00:52:42You're on video, you know what?
00:52:44Look it, you're on camera
00:52:46What kind of cufflinks?
00:52:48Like yours?
00:52:50I am sure you'd never lie
00:52:52No, the last pair of cufflinks I had
00:52:54I got in the pawn shop
00:52:56Oh, Carl, that's the answer to the man's prayer
00:52:59That's just awful good
00:53:01I'm really glad you like it, Mr. McGill
00:53:04I gotta get up to that goddamn pool
00:53:06If I don't do it in five seconds
00:53:08I mean, I am never gonna get a swim
00:53:11And, let me see, the right side or the left side?
00:53:14Oh, well, it doesn't matter
00:53:16If you go to the left or the right
00:53:18Or go drop dead
00:53:21But, you see, I'll have to take two
00:53:25Three
00:53:27And
00:53:29Four
00:53:31Now, my name is Bridget Polk
00:53:33P-O-L-K
00:53:35For four Polks, right?
00:53:37And I'm a star
00:53:38Born star, born actress
00:53:41There's no time, there's no place
00:53:44Dr. Roberts, that didn't do anything to me
00:53:48Wanna see me take that whole bottle?
00:53:50I can do it
00:53:52You know what I'll do?
00:53:54I'll leisurely go up, dive in the pool
00:53:57Say hello to everybody
00:53:59Fix my hair, put my dress on
00:54:01Because, you know, I can be chic, too
00:54:03My life has been a double strand of pearls
00:54:06Around my neck, noose
00:54:09Mr. Bedecu, you know, I caught the wasp girl
00:54:13But, later on, she got away
00:54:15But, don't you worry, I'm going to catch her
00:54:18I have to worry about these things
00:54:20That's why I'm Mr. Bedecu
00:54:22And that's why you're Mario
00:54:24Now, I'm gonna tell you something, you know
00:54:26You're getting to be a boil in the ass of progress
00:54:28What's the big idea?
00:54:30Anyhow, Mario, don't you have any philosophy in life
00:54:33Besides self-indulgence?
00:54:34Mr. Bedecu, you know what happened
00:54:36Yeah, I know what happened
00:54:38We called Sharla
00:54:40And we find out now
00:54:42That you called Sharla for two girls
00:54:44You're the most self-indulgent goddamn fool
00:54:46I think I've talked to in a long time
00:54:49What's going on, Mario?
00:54:51What are we ever gonna do with you?
00:54:53Don't you think I'm responsible to other people, too?
00:54:56You think the league just lets me run loose?
00:54:59You better straighten yourself out
00:55:01And start thinking the way we do
00:55:02Don't you worry, Mr. Bedecu
00:55:04I'm going to straighten everything out
00:55:06Yeah, I know you're gonna straighten everything out
00:55:08You straighten it out in bed, that's what I think
00:55:10From nine to five
00:55:12And I have 9,000 hours in the junior league
00:55:14To render my services
00:55:16You go right now downstairs
00:55:18And tell Mr. Bedecu it's not my fault
00:55:20Excuse me, Mr. Bedecu
00:55:22Ah, Titus Lorenzo
00:55:26Sorry about that little wuss getting away
00:55:28You don't have to apologize
00:55:30About the little wuss
00:55:32I heard all about it
00:55:34Mario told us to come over
00:55:36And tell you it wasn't his fault
00:55:38Well, probably it wasn't his fault
00:55:40But we seem to think it was his fault
00:55:43Isn't that little gal there
00:55:45A friend of Shala's?
00:55:47Didn't Shala send those gals round
00:55:49To see Mario?
00:55:51You fellas know Shala
00:55:53Don't you think you boys
00:55:55Ought to go down there
00:55:57And kind of find out
00:55:59What the facts of life are?
00:56:00No rough stuff
00:56:02No rough stuff
00:56:04Yes, sir, Mr. Bedecu
00:56:06Yes, mother
00:56:08Give you $10,000
00:56:10You got to spend it on a bunch of fairies
00:56:12Good night, Mr. Bedecu
00:56:14Good night
00:56:16If you can't get the pure crystal
00:56:18That looks like snow
00:56:20If you can't take a sterling silver knife
00:56:23And light a match underneath it
00:56:26And get Rockefeller Center's
00:56:28Ice skating rink on top
00:56:30Of it
00:56:32You're through
00:56:34What did mother say?
00:56:36Oh, she said
00:56:38Well, she must be pretty soon
00:56:40And she must be getting back to a girl again
00:56:42You know, Sherry, the life is
00:56:44Women don't leave
00:56:46Men have to have
00:56:48Having a wonderful time
00:56:50Right across the street
00:56:52From Mayor Lindsay Fulton
00:56:54I take it all
00:56:56No
00:56:58No
00:57:00You're a good phony
00:57:02And there's nothing harder to be
00:57:04Than a good phony
00:57:06Because you can't trip once
00:57:08When you wanted you to rape me
00:57:10I did it
00:57:12There goes
00:57:14I might have given them
00:57:16The first up they ever had
00:57:18And they said, how do you do?
00:57:23I always wanted to see
00:57:25Pornographic slides and stuff
00:57:27I just know something fine
00:57:28I don't know what happened
00:57:30The only thing is
00:57:32I can't figure out who's hustling who
00:57:34Roots, do you love me?
00:57:36Mark is
00:57:38Good night, Mrs. Calabash
00:57:40Wherever you are
00:57:43I'll tell you
00:57:45Lucky me that cracker showed up
00:57:47If I had to listen to one more
00:57:49Of them lame stories of hers
00:57:51I'd just split without them heirlooms
00:57:53Now I can hit up the old bag
00:57:55For next month's coin
00:57:56I made a fantastic deal
00:57:58With this Boulevard Osman
00:58:00A site that you like so much
00:58:02And let me tell you something
00:58:04It's going to be the biggest thing
00:58:06To hit Paris in the hamburgers
00:58:08That's wonderful, I'm so pleased
00:58:10How much?
00:58:12Oh, Jeffrey, how is she?
00:58:14And the young man?
00:58:16Oh, yeah, she's fine
00:58:18They're down here enjoying
00:58:20Some of your Caribbean rum delights
00:58:22And glomer slides
00:58:24So I kind of figured I'd
00:58:26Say, how's the chances
00:58:28I could get a little advance
00:58:30Out of petty cash on next month
00:58:32Without messing up your books or anything?
00:58:34Oh, all right, Jeffrey, I suppose so
00:58:36Oh, and Jeffrey
00:58:38If that young man cares to spend the night
00:58:40You fix up a nice place for him
00:58:42In the pool house
00:58:44Oh, and don't forget
00:58:46She has an appointment with Dr. Braun
00:58:48At 8 o'clock in the morning
00:58:50Now don't forget
00:58:52Oh, come on, I ain't going to let you down
00:58:54And now, how is your beautiful daughter?
00:58:56Say the secret word
00:58:58And the duck will come down here
00:59:00And give you a free trip to Acapulco
00:59:10Butch, do you think I'm beautiful?
00:59:13Yeah, thank you, pretty
00:59:15Your tits sure did get bigger since then
00:59:18Yeah, I eat better now
00:59:20And I do my exercises
00:59:22Now, chick, just be quiet
00:59:24For a little while
00:59:26Okay
00:59:37Wow, this is going to be fine, I think
00:59:40I always wanted to have a situation just like this
00:59:48Well, I was about 19
00:59:50When I first had sex
00:59:52That's pretty many affairs
00:59:54It's hard to say
00:59:56Nothing compared to Paul
00:59:58Paul
01:00:00Paul
01:00:02Well, I guess I ain't worth a shit
01:00:04With all them orgy pictures and stuff
01:00:07I figured this would really be something
01:00:09She just wants somebody to hold on to
01:00:12That's all
01:00:14She sure as hell don't want me
01:00:17The one where at least I thought
01:00:20That we were here together for eternity
01:00:24Then you must be very stoned
01:00:28Don't you think it's nice to be able to get out of the city?
01:00:31What?
01:00:33I think you're from another planet
01:00:35That would be nice, too
01:00:37So you know about that stuff, too, huh?
01:00:39What?
01:00:41The saucer people
01:00:43You know that guy Paul knows about them, too, huh?
01:00:45Sure
01:00:48Boy, I wish I could build my own flying saucer
01:00:51Not really
01:00:53A real one
01:00:55Hell, I ain't smart enough for that
01:00:57But just an earth version
01:00:59Then I'd go up there where all the real ones was
01:01:01And didn't fuck around until they all see me
01:01:03So that they'd know that I want to help them
01:01:05And do stuff for them
01:01:07Don't you think that's fine?
01:01:09Oh, it's great
01:01:11I just forget that it's possible
01:01:13Sure it is
01:01:15Hey, what's going on down there?
01:01:17Oh, you see, young
01:01:19That's the revolution of the youth
01:01:21It's sort of like a mockery
01:01:23They think everything is smiles
01:01:25And sweetness and flowers
01:01:27When there is something bitter to taste
01:01:29And to pretend there isn't is foolish
01:01:33Yeah, but the saucer people
01:01:35Seen for a long time
01:01:37How things here on Earth was getting stagnated
01:01:39And maybe they reckon that
01:01:41Acid and stuff was needed for a while
01:01:43To kind of get things going
01:01:45Well, I think it's something very weird
01:01:47That's going on now
01:01:49Because the power that is emitted to youth
01:01:51Is quite extreme
01:01:53And they are sort of running
01:01:55By that kind of power
01:01:57You mean like that old guy?
01:01:59Now, that there is real strange
01:02:01Because the first time I met you
01:02:03I was talking about him
01:02:05Well, I kind of figured that he might have
01:02:07Something to do with them
01:02:09On account of the way he was watching you all and stuff
01:02:11Boy, he must be real smart
01:02:13I'd like to meet up with him sometime
01:02:15And watch him run stuff up close
01:02:17Run?
01:02:19You know, operate
01:02:21Hello
01:02:23What?
01:02:25It seems as though you've forgotten how to smile
01:02:27Mr. Pidecchio, I just got raped
01:02:29Well, that may be all we receive
01:02:31But the important thing now
01:02:33Is that we're on our way to the convention
01:02:35And when we get there
01:02:37We mustn't have contention
01:02:39I want to appear there as one big happy family
01:02:41Whether it's you
01:02:43Whether it's Mario here
01:02:45Or whether it's Wes
01:02:47Now look at Wes
01:02:49Wes McCushion
01:02:51He's in a pretty solid situation
01:02:53Oh, quit kissing that dog, Wes
01:02:55You'll get worms
01:02:57Sit down there, goddamn
01:02:59You want to romance anyone
01:03:01Go romance a gal
01:03:03Mr. Pidecchio, can I just go comb my hair?
01:03:05Your hair is fine, leave it be
01:03:07Now, what is the problem
01:03:09That you wanted to talk to me about
01:03:11That Mario here is involved in?
01:03:13Mr. Pidecchio, you got the wrong information
01:03:15Believe you me
01:03:17No
01:03:19Mr. Pidecchio, here's something wrong
01:03:21My friend got Paul America
01:03:23Don't tell me about Paul America
01:03:25We've had all of Paul America we can take
01:03:28We've had problems before
01:03:30We've solved them before
01:03:32There mustn't be dissension
01:03:34We've taken care of Paul America
01:03:36Now what we have to do
01:03:38Is straighten out the problem with Charlotte
01:03:40Charlotte has been taken
01:03:42Uh-oh, uh-oh
01:03:44Let's see where we go from there
01:03:46How do you know his boys didn't do it?
01:03:48We know his boys didn't do it
01:03:50Charlotte, we will get to the bottom of this
01:03:53We must have dissension in the ranks
01:03:57We're on our way to the convention
01:03:59Everything must go smoothly
01:04:01Like a big show, right?
01:04:03Like a great big show
01:04:07Look at that old son of a bitch
01:04:09That's very patriotic
01:04:11He don't really want to hurt nobody
01:04:13He just wants to sort of rattle their heads
01:04:15And have some fun
01:04:17What the hell, they'd all just be wasting time
01:04:19Socializing and partying and stuff
01:04:21Anyhow, at least he makes them get up off their asses
01:04:24How chic
01:04:33Are those really their voices?
01:04:36I guess
01:04:38Or do they come from somewhere else?
01:04:42Like the way I see it
01:04:44Just awesome people who don't come down
01:04:46And infiltrate on earth like they show on TV
01:04:47They just use their mental energy
01:04:49To influence certain people
01:04:51Like him
01:04:53Then he uses his power to influence other people
01:04:57A lot of them are in a daze
01:05:00They really don't know where they are
01:05:02Probably it's better that way
01:05:04Hell, they'd all get uptight
01:05:06If they ever found out who was controlling them
01:05:11Controlling them?
01:05:13Nobody's really controlling them
01:05:14Well then, where's he taking them off to?
01:05:17An ideal villa for happy people
01:05:25That can really turn into a scary plot
01:05:29Oh, just here's that convention he's talking about
01:05:33Yeah, that's one of the places
01:05:35That are designated for contact points
01:05:38Wes, Ariel, would you look down there?
01:05:41You've been looking for Susan for three days
01:05:43There she is, right there
01:05:45She doesn't know where she's going
01:05:47You fellas didn't know where she's going
01:05:49They don't know where she's going
01:05:51She's going inside
01:05:53And I'm going downstairs
01:05:55And I'm going to talk to her right now
01:05:57Ciao, boys
01:06:02Well, what do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
01:06:05Well, it's nice to be in the country
01:06:08But it reminds me of home
01:06:09I don't really know what I want
01:06:11Well, I'm very glad to hear you say that
01:06:15It's too bad, the little gal isn't well, fellas
01:06:18It's a sad and tragic matter
01:06:20We're going to be in touch with our people downtown
01:06:22And see if we can't
01:06:24There, see, that old guy wasn't pissed at you after all
01:06:27That's true
01:06:29He's one of them silent contacts
01:06:31That I didn't read about
01:06:33That meets with the saucer people in secret
01:06:35They got a whole sort of underground network of them
01:06:37We really should know more
01:06:39Of the underground
01:06:41The real underworld
01:06:43All I know is they get called off at certain times
01:06:46To these desolate landing areas
01:06:48On account of the saucer people is worried
01:06:50Because we've been messing around
01:06:52With unknown quantities and stuff
01:06:54And might upset the balance of the universe
01:06:57They've been watching how the inhabitants of the earth
01:06:59Is greedy and letting technology and stuff
01:07:02Just ruin everything
01:07:04But hell, they could stop them
01:07:05The whole planet from functioning
01:07:07If they wanted to
01:07:09That would be easy for them
01:07:11But they'd rather get someone important
01:07:13Like that old guy
01:07:15And set him up as a Trojan horse
01:07:17Inside the business world
01:07:19To try and get people pointed in the right direction
01:07:21Well, what is the direction?
01:07:23We just want people to live with each other
01:07:25In harmony
01:07:27He's a pretty cool guy, all right
01:07:29Well, I hope he's still messing around
01:07:31In New York City by the time I get there
01:07:33On account I want to talk to him
01:07:35About the saucer
01:07:37How in the world are the banks
01:07:39Going to get their money?
01:07:41We can't swing any deals to the banks
01:07:43Because we have to swing them to the banks
01:07:45It's the only way we can operate
01:07:47And operate properly
01:07:49I don't know if you understand that or not
01:07:51Do you understand that, Wes?
01:07:53Do you understand that, Mario?
01:07:55The only way that we can...
01:07:57Paul?
01:07:59Look down there, young fellow
01:08:01Look down there, they know where Paul is
01:08:03They must know where Paul is
01:08:05Who?
01:08:07Paul!
01:08:09Didn't that old guy say where he was?
01:08:11I never found out
01:08:14Maybe you're Paul
01:08:16Hell no, I'm Butch
01:08:19Yeah, you're Butch, all right
01:08:36I need to see a doctor
01:08:50People don't know anything
01:08:52About what they're doing
01:08:54Or what they're trying to do
01:08:56Hey, stop that
01:08:59You're supposed to be...
01:09:01Get that shit out of there
01:09:03I need to see a doctor
01:09:05I don't think...
01:09:07You're supposed to be at the doctor
01:09:09And here you are screwing...
01:09:18Now, Tom, I'm going to tell you something
01:09:21Everything we seem to do now
01:09:24Goes a little bit haywire
01:09:27And you young people all seem
01:09:29To have the same ideas
01:09:31You want to be men on payday
01:09:33And men at night
01:09:35God damn it
01:09:37Why don't you pay a little more attention
01:09:39To the equipment around here
01:09:41I'm hip
01:09:43Incidentally, what about the equipment
01:09:45Down front there in Paul's cell?
01:09:47What's happened to the equipment out there?
01:09:49We aren't receiving properly
01:09:51We should know what's going on
01:09:53We must know what's going on
01:09:55Mr. Rodecchio, can I please have $2,500
01:09:57To go over to Harvey's Electronics
01:09:59To pick up one of those new fiber optic
01:10:01High frequency camera transmitters?
01:10:03That's all right
01:10:05I'm concerned with the technical aspects
01:10:07Of this matter
01:10:09Just go on out there
01:10:11And see if you can shed some light
01:10:13On that all-American character
01:10:15But do something about your appearance
01:10:17So you don't scare the wits
01:10:19Out of the folks out there
01:10:36I don't know what I'm going to do with America
01:10:38He's a mess of problems, you know
01:10:40This is a dope charge
01:10:42Or a series of dope charges
01:10:44He's held for
01:10:48They have him on three narcotics counts
01:10:50I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:10:52I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:10:54I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:10:56I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:10:58I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:11:00I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:11:02I'm afraid he's in a coma
01:11:03He's held for three narcotics counts
01:11:05The selling count brings a 20-year minimum
01:11:07In this state
01:11:09And the prosecution is going to do a job on him
01:11:11Uh huh, sure
01:11:13Maybe by some technicality
01:11:18They can spring him, as they say
01:11:23But then he'll go back to Manhattan
01:11:26It's not doped that's his problem
01:11:28Yeah
01:11:30It's himself
01:11:32What's best for him, I don't know.
01:11:35As I said, he's a mess of problems.
01:11:39Maybe you should see him.
01:11:42Maybe you can figure him out.
01:11:46Let's try that.
01:11:52What do you want?
01:11:54America.
01:11:55Stop.
01:12:08He's in cell three.
01:12:10...against the extremist forces.
01:12:13We open the battle of Waterloo Cup,
01:12:15and the first British resistance units
01:12:17are here on the market floor.
01:12:20We are on the market, but...
01:12:22Okay, America, on your feet.
01:12:24There's someone here to see you.
01:12:32Hey, I know you.
01:12:35You're the drummer at the Too Far Gone.
01:12:38Hey, guard! Guard!
01:12:40Guard, get over here!
01:12:42This guy's no priest!
01:12:44Guard!
01:12:46Over here!
01:12:49He's the drummer at the Too Far Gone!
01:12:51Hey, guard! God damn it, get over here!
01:13:01Poor boy. Too far gone.
01:13:08Too far gone?
01:13:10You're right. Too far gone.
01:13:16Bet I'm innocent.
01:13:18The slobs out there think they can keep me locked up,
01:13:20but they can't.
01:13:21My soul is free.
01:13:23They don't even know what a soul is.
01:13:25What's your angle?
01:13:26What are you doing in here?
01:13:28You don't bring in a thing, nothing!
01:13:30No cigarettes, nothing!
01:13:31Not even a cigarette! What good are you?
01:13:34Guard! Get him out of here!
01:13:36What did you bring in? Nothing!
01:13:38You damn vampire, you're just draining energy!
01:13:41Guard! Open the door!
01:13:42Got a zombie in here!
01:13:44Not doing anything except draining all my energy!
01:13:47Guard! Get him out of here!
01:13:49Get him out of here quick!
01:13:51What are you doing? Move!
01:13:53What's he doing in here anyway? He's no prisoner!
01:13:55Get him out of here!
01:14:00Bad karma.
01:14:03Bad karma?
01:14:05Don't sling that bullshit at me.
01:14:08I don't need it.
01:14:09I know what bardos and buddhas are.
01:14:12The kind of things Susan was into.
01:14:14I don't need that kind of mind torture in here.
01:14:17I got that in the nuthouse,
01:14:18and they gave me a shock treatment that wiped out my brain
01:14:21so I couldn't even remember my name for two weeks!
01:14:24I don't need that in here.
01:14:26I don't need it in here.
01:14:28You know what I need in here?
01:14:30Help!
01:14:31You say you can help me?
01:14:32Well, then get me out of here!
01:15:03I'll give you my cross.
01:15:05You're king.
01:15:27Lass!
01:15:29You!
01:15:32That's why you're here.
01:15:36This is your final possession.
01:15:39The key is mine.
01:15:41That's why we're here.
01:15:43So we can give away our final possession.
01:15:47Look at your clothes.
01:15:49They're the same as mine.
01:15:51Meaningless uniforms.
01:15:53Now we're free.
01:15:57So use that key.
01:15:59Open the door.
01:16:01But this time,
01:16:03leave it open.
01:16:18Are you sure you ought to be getting your daughter wet like that?
01:16:21I think she's really sick.
01:16:23Well, you get her in that car and do as you're told.
01:16:27I have been hearing imbeciles like you
01:16:29saying what is good for her
01:16:31and what is bad for her
01:16:33for 27 years of her life.
01:16:35Now take a look!
01:16:37Now get her in that car!
01:16:39You just remember anything you say.
01:16:41Just what kind of a numbskull are you, anyway?
01:16:43I think your daughter is really sick.
01:16:46You're like every other goddamn Texan that I ever knew.
01:16:49You've got billow pads between your ears.
01:16:52Now get her in that car!
01:16:54She's got a doctor's appointment that she can't miss!
01:16:57Go on!
01:17:04Hey, Suze, come on.
01:17:06We've got to haul ass.
01:17:08Yeah.
01:17:10I have a strange feeling Paul's gonna be there.
01:17:13Never mind that shit.
01:17:15We've got to get. Come on.
01:17:25I piss on everything.
01:17:28I should've ought to stayed in California.
01:17:54All the feelings gone
01:17:56I can't make it anymore
01:18:00I can't make it anymore
01:18:25Come on.
01:18:32Well, that's a Sifton can we got in there, huh?
01:18:36I was running a Sifton can
01:18:38when I was flying with the old bananas.
01:18:41Shit, come here,
01:18:43and you ride around block by block in a can.
01:18:46Really pisses me off.
01:18:48Suze, I get you bed together. I'm split.
01:18:51Yeah, I know what you mean.
01:18:53That Sifton's a pretty wild cam, all right.
01:18:55Except for my bike, I didn't put the right rocker arm set up on it,
01:18:58and then, hell, it's so much as breaking,
01:19:00I had to change them as often as my own.
01:19:02If your bike never breaks down,
01:19:03you're never gonna learn how to fix it when it does break.
01:19:06Yeah, I know it.
01:19:07That's how I come out of the left-hander home.
01:19:09Well, I should have pissed in the milk
01:19:11before you kicked out of Texas.
01:19:22Um, hey, I'll be right back, okay?
01:19:25I'm gonna go get me some iced tea over at the diner there.
01:19:28I'll see you in a minute.
01:19:34Goddamn.
01:19:35I ain't even reached New York City,
01:19:37and I done got my first contact already.
01:19:43Uh, this here is pretty much a coincidence,
01:19:46but, uh, did you ever...
01:19:48Did y'all know this chick that lives out in California,
01:19:51and she lives in a swimming pool
01:19:53with a great big ol' tent over it?
01:19:55And her mother's real crazy.
01:19:58Hmm.
01:20:01Boy, is you sure you ain't fucking me around?
01:20:03Because I done seen pictures of you.
01:20:06And...
01:20:08Oh, and you still work for that, uh, that ball series?
01:20:11Their big shot back in New York City?
01:20:14Sorry, man, you've got the wrong party.
01:20:16You never used to drive this big ol' Mercedes?
01:20:18Like I said, brother, you've got the wrong person.
01:20:21I just drive a truck.
01:20:26Susan, that's her name.
01:20:28She used to be a big fashion society model
01:20:31back in New York, I think.
01:20:34You sure you didn't, uh, used to maybe see her
01:20:37when she was messing around there?
01:20:39Or maybe... Maybe you know her boyfriend there.
01:20:42Um, Paul America.
01:20:45Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
01:20:49Well, I guess all that stuff she was telling me was imaginary.
01:20:52I wonder how come she act like that.
01:20:55Probably on account of that deal she was getting at their hospital.
01:20:59Her old lady used to send her up to this real weird hospital.
01:21:02I took her up there once.
01:21:04It was way up in the mountains, real pretty like.
01:21:07She didn't mind going up there.
01:21:09It wasn't like she was being a fag.
01:21:11She didn't mind going up there.
01:21:13It wasn't like she was being forced to go or anything.
01:21:16But she's real quiet.
01:21:18Didn't say a word for a whole drive.
01:21:20I couldn't shut her up before that.
01:21:23We was late for her appointment on account of
01:21:25my old Mercedes I had at the time.
01:21:27Finally went kaput.
01:21:30Boy, that place was real strange.
01:21:32It wasn't exactly like a hospital.
01:21:34I mean, everybody was winding around
01:21:37and was dressed real fine and was friendly to her and greeting her.
01:21:40It was kind of like a club or something.
01:21:42I mean, there wasn't no poor people and stuff.
01:21:46I saw this big old guy coming down to Carter
01:21:48who was dressed real casual like and acting important
01:21:51and I figured he was the doctor.
01:21:53They put me in this little bitty room where I was supposed to sit.
01:21:56But hell, there wasn't nothing to read
01:21:58so I kind of peeked through the door.
01:22:06I reckon when we came in
01:22:08that they was going to give her shots and talk
01:22:10and act like psychiatrists.
01:22:12But then they started hooking her up to this machine
01:22:15so I figured they was going to do tests
01:22:17like encephalographs or something.
01:22:19Then they started wiring her in and everybody started whispering.
01:22:22It was just like when I saw Frankenstein's bride
01:22:25when they gave the chick electricity to keep her alive.
01:22:29And when I drove her home, she was mumbling about you
01:22:32and that guy Paul she's always rapping about.
01:22:34Of course, I didn't pay it no mind at the time.
01:22:36But when I seen you just pull into the diner,
01:22:38I started thinking about it.
01:22:39How she was telling me that the reason
01:22:41how come Paul couldn't come get her was on account of...
01:23:07Hey, uh, do y'all have any Osty?
01:23:11Oh, you don't.
01:23:13Well, how come they did?
01:23:15Ain't nobody never has no Osty up here.
01:23:18You know, something else is strange, too.
01:23:21You know that guy that was sitting right here?
01:23:23You remember him.
01:23:27Excuse me, Mr. Verdecchio,
01:23:29but do you remember that Texan cat
01:23:32that used to hang around by the pool?
01:23:34Tom, Tom, right now we're not interested in the damn Texan.
01:23:37Our problem is America.
01:23:39Well, he's, uh...
01:23:40Come on now, Tom, you know better than that.
01:23:43Your hair's getting in the way.
01:23:45Remember what Jack Kennedy said,
01:23:46long hair's great provided you got something to wear it on.
01:23:49Well, I don't give a shit.
01:23:50Do you want video and audio transmitted
01:23:53or do you just want video transmitted?
01:23:55Either way, it's gonna take me a while, you know.
01:23:58I mean, I'm not an octopus.
01:24:00Tom, Tom, I'm always thinking about Truman.
01:24:03You know what he said?
01:24:04Truman said, if you can't stand the heat,
01:24:06get the hell out of the kitchen.
01:24:08Mr. Verdecchio, I'm not trying to aggravate you.
01:24:11I'm just trying to set the transmitters.
01:24:13I must tell you what Hoover once said.
01:24:15He said the reason that a lot of people are out of work
01:24:18is because we have a lot of unemployment.
01:24:20Please, please, just let me set the transmitters.
01:24:23You know, I'm not CBS.
01:24:25But...
01:24:28I didn't...
01:24:29She's, you know, they figured I was imaginary,
01:24:31but she's the one that's imaginary.
01:24:33They didn't know everything she told me was imaginary.
01:24:37I guess.
01:24:38That's the way I figured it out.
01:24:40I just guess everything was.
01:24:43To charge
01:24:46Into battle
01:24:50Drugs can be fun
01:24:54But watch the world
01:24:57The glassy-eyed devil
01:25:00He's a crook
01:25:05Just check out how many souls
01:25:08He already took
01:25:11He already took
01:25:15He already took
01:25:20You can't fool me
01:25:24She said
01:25:26I laughed and said
01:25:29I know
01:25:33But you can't sing the blues
01:25:37And live, I said
01:25:40I know, she said
01:25:44I know
01:25:49Children are lost
01:25:55We're far away
01:25:58Too far gone?
01:26:00You're right.
01:26:01Too far gone.
01:26:03I know the way
01:26:06And it ain't cool
01:26:10Judgment has come
01:26:13With an iron rule
01:26:17Check out your existence
01:26:19Ah, shit. I know who that is.
01:26:21Stay out, fool
01:26:24Stay out, fool
01:26:27Stay out, fool
01:26:34Yo, go away, goddammit!
01:26:37Hey, I'm just fixin' it.
01:26:42Never mind there, Mario.
01:26:44Come on over here, young fella.
01:26:47Take a good look at her.
01:26:49She's a real beauty, ain't she?
01:26:51You don't see this kind of workmanship every day.
01:26:55Just like people today.
01:26:57No one seems to give a damn quite what happens to themselves
01:27:00or how they look or what they do.
01:27:02Look at the detail and craftsmanship of the upholstery.
01:27:06Don't be bashful now, young fella.
01:27:08Nowhere on earth is there a prettier car than this.
01:27:11Such workmanship is a lost art.
01:27:14Damn shame, isn't it?
01:27:16A car like this is something to work for.
01:27:19You could have one like this, too,
01:27:21if you want to work for it hard enough.
01:27:23Just takes a little time, a little hard work.
01:27:26Young people today expect to have everything
01:27:29handed to them on a silver platter.
01:27:32Damn shame.
01:27:34They get it, they waste it.
01:27:36Damn shame.
01:27:37How about that?
01:27:39Come along, young fella.
01:27:42But watch the look
01:27:46The glassy-eyed devil
01:27:50He's a crook
01:27:54Just check out how many souls
01:27:57You're ready to
01:28:00You're ready to
01:28:04You're ready to
01:28:08You can't fool me
01:28:12She said
01:28:15I laughed and said
01:28:18I know
01:28:22But you can't sing the blues
01:28:26And live, I said
01:28:29I know, she said
01:28:32I know
01:28:37Children are lost
01:28:43We're falling to pieces
01:28:50I know the way
01:28:54It ain't cool
01:28:57Judgment has come
01:29:00With an iron rule
01:29:05Check out your existence
01:29:08Or stay out for
01:29:12Stay out for
01:29:15Stay out
01:29:19You can't fool me
01:29:23She said
01:29:26I laughed and said
01:29:29I know
01:29:33But you can't sing the blues
01:29:36And live, I said
01:29:39I know, she said
01:29:46I know
01:29:51I know