Sausage Party Foodtopia S01 Ep02
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00:29Help! Anybody!
00:31-♪♪
00:35What the fuck is going on? Where is everyone?
00:37Am I gonna...
00:39Am I gonna...
00:40No, no, you'll be fine, J.D.
00:42You're just gonna be just fine.
00:43Just hang on, all right?
00:44Medic!
00:45Oh, shit, what happened to this guy?
00:46Fuck!
00:47How much jelly does he have left?
00:48Tough to say.
00:49It looks like most of his jelly's on the outside.
00:52Seems objectively bad.
00:53I don't think he's gonna make it.
00:55What? I'm not...
00:56Shh, don't tell him that.
00:57I can hear...
00:58Wow, you can hear that?
01:00Your senses are really firing on all cylinders.
01:02That's a sure sign you'll pull through if I ever saw one.
01:05Uh, here, let me try something.
01:07Aah!
01:09Aah!
01:10Okay, that was a bad idea.
01:12Is that a...
01:14It's a bite mark.
01:15It's a Hume-y bite mark.
01:17That's right.
01:18I found one.
01:19And he took hostages.
01:21Yes, perfect!
01:22That's amazing!
01:23Not the hostages part.
01:24That's very bad, and we're obviously concerned for them.
01:26We desperately need this Hume-y.
01:28What do you mean, need a Hume-y?
01:38What the hell are you all doing in here?
01:40The roof is on the brink of collapse.
01:42Oh, yeah?
01:43You can kiss the brink of my big, beautiful butthole.
01:46We're not coming out.
01:47Yeah, we know the ceiling is slowly collapsing,
01:50but we don't know when the ceiling outside
01:52will attack us again.
01:53It could happen now!
01:55Or now!
01:56Or now!
01:57Okay, I get it.
01:58Yes, there's uncertainty.
01:59Or now!
02:00See, we need the Hume-y to tell us
02:02what the deal with this falling water is,
02:04or these idiots are just gonna stay here
02:05until they get crushed to death.
02:07Yeah, right.
02:09But as soon as you get your answer,
02:12I'm killing the motherfucker.
02:14Follow your bliss.
02:16Hey, Sammy, we're heading out for another grand adventure.
02:18You in or what?
02:20Oh, yeah, sure.
02:21Or better yet, you know, why don't you just dump
02:23a pitcher of water on my yeast-loving body
02:25and save me the anxiety of wondering
02:27which protracted and horrible way I'm gonna die?
02:30Oh, shit.
02:31You know what, Brenda?
02:32He's right.
02:33You're a bun going outside.
02:34Ugh!
02:36Way ahead of you.
02:37Just have to make one more quick adjustment.
02:39Ah.
02:40There we go.
02:50Grass salts?
02:51Check.
02:52Spears?
02:53Check.
02:54Bandana?
02:55Check.
02:56Uh, can we get bandanas?
02:57Uh, well, I only have one, and it's sort of my thing.
02:59It's not like a team look or anything.
03:08Slap him.
03:09Stab him like this.
03:10Slice him.
03:11On the knees.
03:12Get some of that.
03:14Back on a Hume-y hunt.
03:17Once again, ask questions first, kill second, right?
03:21Before we kill swiftly and without mercy.
03:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry.
03:25I got it.
03:26Now, I'm not even sure that this Hume-y will know
03:28what the fuck ceiling water is.
03:30They're dumber than you think they are.
03:32I mean, they can't be that dumb.
03:33They've built a whole society that's lasted for generations.
03:35Okay, I spent a whole day with a Hume-y
03:37before he chopped his own head off like a dummy.
03:39You know their brains aren't even in their heads, right?
03:41They're in their butts.
03:42No, they're not.
03:43You saw with your own eyes what Douche did to the Dark Lord.
03:45If you stick your head into their butts,
03:48your brain overpowers theirs.
03:49Why?
03:50Because their brains are in their butts.
03:55Turn right!
04:01Barry, what you're saying sounds ridiculous.
04:03There's nothing ridiculous about it.
04:05That's how it works.
04:06You slide up into a Hume-y's cockpit,
04:08which is the pit under the cock, right?
04:10And you control their every move.
04:13Oh, shit!
04:14What? What? What do you see?
04:15I just told you.
04:17Oh.
04:21Oh.
04:30We honor our fallen comrades.
04:32You fought bravely.
04:35Little respect.
04:39May we never forget corn niblets.
04:42Kale.
04:43Celery.
04:44Whatever that is.
04:46Cranberries, I think.
04:47Maybe beets.
04:48I'm not quite sure.
04:49It's fresh.
04:50And wet-ish.
04:51Okay, great.
04:52And it's super stanky, also.
04:54It's just pure stench.
04:55We're good.
04:56All this to say, the Hume-y must be close.
04:59I love the smell of bath salts in the morning.
05:01Don't you?
05:03Honestly, I mostly just smell shit.
05:15The fridge is busted!
05:20That was nice.
05:25There's no more room up here!
05:27Please! We'll fail!
05:39Excuse me. Hi.
05:41Do you think you could help?
05:43Where'd you get the new tooth, Julius?
05:45Some dumb pack of rice dropped it.
05:47Pretty sure it was minute rice.
05:48That's how long it took for it to wash away
05:50and leave behind this little butte.
05:52Julius, you are bad.
05:54Yeah, but I make bad look good, don't I?
05:56Come on, now.
05:59Watch out!
06:02This place sucks.
06:04These meanies are just going to keep stepping all over me.
06:07I'm not going to let them.
06:09These meanies are just going to keep stepping all over me.
06:25Do you mind? It's so loud.
06:27I can't even hear my own self-hating thoughts.
06:30Wouldn't that be a good thing?
06:32Excuse me. Was I talking to you, Cheesecake,
06:34you dense son of a bitch?
06:36How's it feel now you got mascaponed?
06:43Hey, you're funny. Now do me.
06:45Oh, yeah? Do you?
06:46I don't think so, Butterface. Look at you.
06:48You can't even get hard without a fridge.
06:51How's it feel to be unsalted and insulted?
06:59All right. Let's see what else I got.
07:01A cucumber, a tomato and a kalamata olive
07:04walk into a salad bar.
07:06One, two, three, four.
07:08Come on.
07:23Whoa!
07:34What did the branch tell you?
07:35Oh, nothing. I just think it looks cool.
07:37I just wanted to touch it.
07:43She's still cold with light bubbles.
07:46That means the Yumi is close.
08:00All right. It's one Yumi versus three of us.
08:03I like those odds.
08:04Me and Frank will subdue it.
08:05Hit it with the bath salts,
08:07which will tear down the walls of communication
08:09between our species.
08:10Really feel like we've established that already,
08:12but why not say it again?
08:13Just to be clear.
08:14And then extract the information
08:16while Barry frees the hostages.
08:24Fucking dry-ass chips.
08:27Oh, God!
08:28Depp's going to have his creamy brain scooped out
08:30unless we move in now!
08:33Unhand me, you monster!
08:34Oh, God!
08:35Depp's going to have his creamy brain scooped out
08:37unless we move in now!
08:52What the fuck?
08:56What the fuck?
09:03Yes!
09:06What made the water fall?
09:07What?
09:09What makes big water fall from the ceiling, big man?
09:13Who sends big water from above that kills everybody?
09:16Is this a riddle?
09:17When will it come back?
09:18I don't know!
09:21Shit!
09:22Help!
09:23Help us!
09:24Help!
09:25He's about to trample us!
09:26Kill him!
09:27We don't have our answers yet!
09:28Just don't get stepped on!
09:29Is the water poisonous?
09:30Do you have a spell to stop it?
09:31Do you have a spell to stop it?
09:32Is there a God pissing on us?
09:33Is the water calm under the schedule?
09:35Do you have the schedule?
09:36Can I have the schedule?
10:01What the fuck, Barry?
10:02We needed that humie to get information.
10:04Well, we got some, and that information is...
10:07I still got it, baby.
10:09What?
10:10It was going to kill us.
10:11I had to act fast.
10:13He's not fully dead, by the way.
10:14I mean, you can keep asking.
10:16Sir, if you could just stop screaming and wiggling for a second,
10:18we need you to answer some questions.
10:22Oh, great.
10:23Fantastic.
10:24What a waste of time.
10:27Aside from all the liberated foods.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Welcome!
10:32Man, you know, the apocalypse has been tough,
10:34but at least I have you and Richie.
10:36I mean, three is like the perfect number for a crew to have.
10:39I mean, think about it.
10:40Three musketeers.
10:41Three's company.
10:42Three blind mice.
10:44Oh, God!
10:45Oh, Richie's on fire!
10:46Oh, it's happening again!
10:47Oh!
10:48Oh, no!
10:49Fuckers!
10:50No!
10:51There's more!
10:52Yes!
10:57Hit him with the bath bombs!
11:01Help!
11:04Don't breathe it in!
11:05Oh, it's too late!
11:06Some of it went up my nose already!
11:08Hey, give it!
11:09Over here!
11:11Get him!
11:20Hammer throw!
11:23Hammer throw!
11:25Under the ladder!
11:29Shit!
11:32We can taste it!
11:33They're on me!
11:35I can't!
11:36I'm having a panic attack!
11:37My heart poundies!
11:40Ah, fuck!
11:41Run!
11:57You're okay, Jack.
11:58Just hide in here.
11:59Wait it out.
12:00This bad trip's gotta end.
12:02You can do this, Barry.
12:03There's your window, baby.
12:05Here we go.
12:28I'm plugged in!
12:31What is happening to me?
12:37Holy shit, he's really doing it!
12:41Yeah!
12:46Jack, what are you doing?
12:48I don't know!
12:49There's a hot dog up my ass!
12:51What do you mean?
12:52I just told you, there is a hot dog up my asshole!
12:56It's controlling me!
12:58How?
12:59By pulling on my nuts like Ratatouille!
13:01I don't want to be doing any of this!
13:04Well, pull it out of there!
13:06I can't!
13:07That would require use of my hands
13:09and obeying my commands to them!
13:12Try pushing it out, like with your butt muscles!
13:16Push!
13:18It's Lamaze, man!
13:19It's not working!
13:20Okay, I'm gonna help you.
13:22This might hurt!
13:24How is that helping me?
13:25I'm trying to knock you out!
13:29Shit, he's going down!
13:31Not today!
13:36Jack!
13:37Look what you made me do!
13:39Again?
13:40I did not make you do anything!
13:41It's the hot dog!
13:43No, no, no, no, no!
13:48How's that for a son of a bitch?
13:50I can't see!
13:51I'm flying blind, baby!
13:53Barry!
13:55I'm sorry, Jack,
13:56but I gotta chop that little guy out of your butt!
13:59No, Barry!
14:01Hey, you leave our friend inside your friend's bed alone!
14:07Jump!
14:16Sorry!
14:24Donnie, get up!
14:27Oh, God!
14:29Look what you made me do!
14:33Please, please, please!
14:35Don't hurt me!
14:36I'll do whatever you want!
14:39Where's my bandana?
14:44You know, lots of orgies happening lately.
14:47You seen those?
14:48You been in those?
14:49Anyone here ever fucked a pair
14:50and then get confused
14:51when there's only one of them?
14:54Right?
14:55I mean, you know,
14:56I recently slept with some bananas.
14:58I guess you could say I've been fucking a bunch.
15:01Okay, look, anyone think it's weird
15:02they're called dates
15:03when they can never seem to get one?
15:05Face it, fellas,
15:06the shriveled look is out.
15:08Okay, okay,
15:09I had a threesome
15:10with a chicken tender and an egg.
15:11Couldn't figure out
15:12which one of them came first.
15:13All I know is
15:14they both came before me.
15:17Selfish lovers, both of them.
15:19Unlike Chowder,
15:20who's a shellfish lover.
15:22Where's my seafood?
15:47Help!
16:02Oh, you know, typical.
16:03I was killed,
16:04and now we're all gonna die.
16:06Oh, shit!
16:22A gooby!
16:23Hey, you guys!
16:25Is he trying to save us?
16:27Don't give him too much credit.
16:29I'm controlling this dumb prick
16:30through his ass.
16:32Sounds crazy, I know,
16:33but it really works.
16:34See?
16:37Whoa!
16:39Run!
16:40What are you waiting for?
16:41Yeah, the outside isn't safe.
16:43Tell him what you told us!
16:45The water that fell from the sky
16:47is called rain.
16:48It doesn't happen here often,
16:50even less so
16:51due to the ongoing drought.
16:52It's actually a huge problem,
16:53you see,
16:54but it always comes down to...
16:55Stop using words we don't know!
16:57Sorry,
16:58it's unclear what you do
17:00and don't know.
17:01Okay, the thing that you call
17:02the ceiling
17:03is really a sky,
17:04and the falling water
17:05is called rain.
17:07It only comes when you see
17:09those big fluffy things
17:10that float around up there
17:11that sort of look like, uh...
17:12Oh!
17:13Uh, marshmallows.
17:14There you go!
17:15Okay, if the sky's blue, it's cool,
17:16if it's gray, stay away,
17:17get the fuck out!
17:18It's blue now.
17:19Let's go!
17:30Stop!
17:34We gotta run!
17:35We're gonna die!
17:36We're not gonna die!
17:39Not today!
17:54Okay, well,
17:55looks like Shopwell's
17:56is officially closed.
17:58Huh.
17:59And that's a good thing,
18:00because we never belonged in there
18:01in the first place.
18:03We belong over there.
18:05See?
18:06Nicer.
18:07Yeah, I know we got off
18:08to a bit of a traumatic start,
18:10but we're back, Vootopia!
18:12Now go forth!
18:13Find homes!
18:14Do anything you want!
18:16Well, you know,
18:17I guess that's a wrap on Sammy.
18:20So, uh,
18:22what happens to me now?
18:23Well, we got what we needed, Adia,
18:24so honestly,
18:25you're in Barry's hands now.
18:26That's a toughie.
18:27I mean, I'm obviously
18:28gonna kill you, but how?
18:29Do I shove a hot dog-shaped
18:30rock up your ass,
18:31tie your nuts together
18:32and autopilot you off a cliff,
18:33or should I make something
18:34more creative than that?
18:35Like, make more of a big show
18:36out of it kind of thing?
18:38That one.
18:39The big show one.
18:40Yes!
18:41The kind every single food
18:42in town would attend.
18:44To watch you do
18:45what you do best.
18:46Kill this prick.
18:47That does sound pretty cool.
18:48And of course, you know,
18:49there would need to be
18:50a dazzling performance or two
18:51to keep the food's attention
18:52wrapped prior to the grand finale,
18:55and that's where I come in.
18:57It's okay.
18:58This isn't real.
18:59This isn't real.
19:00A bagel and a hot dog
19:01planning a festival
19:02around your public execution.
19:04No, this is just another one
19:05of your post-Thanksgiving
19:06turkey nightmares.
19:07Ooh, the nightmare's
19:08just begun for you, bitch.
19:10Ah!
19:12Wake up, Jack.
19:15Wake up, Jack!
19:17Wake up!
19:20Where are you taking me?
19:21Everyone else is out there
19:22finding a place to live,
19:23so I wanted to surprise you.
19:25Okay, open your eyes.
19:28Oh.
19:29A tree.
19:30Cool.
19:31I love it.
19:32Look up, you big dope.
19:38How did you find this place?
19:40During the war, I killed
19:41one of the small humies up here.
19:43Oh.
19:44Decorated it.
19:48Okay, look, I know this is
19:49technically in the dark zone,
19:51but I thought it'd be nice
19:52to have a quiet place
19:53for just the two of us.
19:58It's perfect.
20:01Made me the happiest
20:02little sausage in town.
20:08We did it.
20:10We really did.
20:12From this point on,
20:13and you can remind me later
20:14I said this,
20:15I think things are going
20:16to be absolutely perfect.
20:21Literally my dream house.
20:26Ah!
20:28Don't touch it!
20:32Mine!
20:33This is mine!
20:34I live here now.
20:35I got here before you.
20:36I got here before you.
20:37I got here before you,
20:38and you, and you.
20:39It's mine!
20:40It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
20:41This is all mine,
20:42and you can't come in.
20:45It's mine.
20:52Ah!
20:56My beaded eggs.
21:02Mine!
21:04Out of my way, small potatoes.
21:10Mine!
21:14Mine!
21:16Mine!
21:21Mine!
21:26Mine!
21:31Mine!
21:36Mine!
21:41Mine!
21:46Mine!
21:51Mine!
21:56Mine!
22:01Mine!
22:06Mine!
22:11Mine!
22:16Mine!
22:21Mine!
22:26Mine!
22:41Mine!
22:46Mine!
22:51Mine!
22:56Mine!
23:01Mine!
23:06Mine!
23:11Mine!
23:16Mine!
23:21Mine!
23:26Mine!
23:31Mine!
23:36Mine!
23:41Mine!
23:46Mine!
23:51Mine!
23:56Mine!
24:01Mine!
24:06Mine!
24:11Mine!
24:16Mine!
24:21Mine!
24:26Mine!
24:31Mine!
24:36Mine!
24:41Mine!