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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:29Tell who?
00:00:30Trevor?
00:00:31Please, what's your name again?
00:00:32Martha.
00:00:33Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:34Please, Martha.
00:00:35She's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:39Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay, just tuck in your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:56Football player?
00:00:59No.
00:01:00Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:01I mean bells.
00:01:02You're lying.
00:01:04Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:06Even girls like you.
00:01:10I haven't seen him.
00:01:12Also, you've got a little...
00:01:16I'm watching you.
00:01:23Granny panties?
00:01:24Seriously?
00:01:26How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:29None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:32No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:34She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:36Why?
00:01:37Did she ask for something?
00:01:38Like commitment?
00:01:39No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:42I don't like her like that and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:46I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:47Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:51I said I owed you one.
00:01:52I'm a man of my word.
00:01:59This is my chance.
00:02:00A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:02And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:05What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:07Drew Longhorn.
00:02:08Drew Longhorn?
00:02:09Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:11What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:12I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:16Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:23We had chemistry.
00:02:26You had chemistry?
00:02:28Yes.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:30You want his attention?
00:02:32Then we'll get his attention, but not in that.
00:02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl and it's not...
00:02:39Forget it.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:41No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:42Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:44I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:48You're really pretty.
00:02:50You need to show it.
00:02:51You're messing with me.
00:02:53I'm not, I swear.
00:02:56You're just going to have to trust me.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:09One, two, three, four.
00:03:22Ta-da.
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:26It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:27Go on, take your pick.
00:03:29It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:31Go on, take your pick.
00:03:33No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:46So...
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn
00:03:55by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:58This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it.
00:04:06I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:33Turn around.
00:04:38Wow.
00:04:41Trevor!
00:04:42What?
00:04:43There's nothing you haven't seen before?
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:49would I? Oh my god, did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin? No, I'm not doing
00:05:02this.
00:05:10Okay, I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:19There's three things I need you to remember, okay? Three simple tricks to
00:05:22get any man's attention. You listening? Yep. Okay. One, eye contact. Not like that.
00:05:30And two, you need to smile at him. Come on, this is serious. I'm very serious.
00:05:37All right, and three, find a casual way to touch him. You know, quick hand on the
00:05:41arm, you know, brush it on his bicep. You know, he'll know what game you're playing
00:05:45if you do that. Why does that have to be a game? Because this is Drew Longhorn
00:05:49we're talking about here, okay? All he does is play games.
00:05:56You ready?
00:06:00Thank you for your help, Trevor. Wow, that was really good. I think you might
00:06:06actually pull this off. I spoke too soon. I got it.
00:06:26Hey everyone, this is my girlfriend Martha. He's kidding everyone, we're just
00:06:34friends. Oh Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love. What the hell is wrong
00:06:40with you? Just, just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his
00:06:42interest. Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out. It's better if
00:06:46Drew thinks you're with someone, especially if that someone is me. Who's
00:06:50gonna believe this anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend? No, guys like me
00:06:56don't like commitment, remember? Trev, what's up man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend. Yeah, this is... You look familiar. Have we met? Yeah, we
00:07:08had chemistry. We had science class, we were lab partners. Oh yeah, that class was
00:07:16such a joke, am I right? Yeah, definitely a total joke, but I enjoyed working with
00:07:22you. One second, two seconds, got him. What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha. Nice meeting you, Martha. Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of
00:07:38drink or dare in the next room. You care to join? Sure. Sweet, see you there.
00:07:47That was good, right? Have you played drink or dare before? No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:54Your girlfriend's here. So what? So she's gonna know I lied to her. So, just ignore her.
00:08:08My turn. Tila, drink or dare? I'm feeling thirsty, Drew. Drink. I want you to drink
00:08:17with Trevor. I'm feeling thirsty, Drew. Drink. I want you to drink with Trevor.
00:08:47Yum. Okay, my turn. You, drink or dare? Dare. Okay, I dare you to take off your panties and put
00:09:13them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game. Hello, what are you waiting for? You
00:09:21don't have to do this. Yes, she does. Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila, because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:30You're up next, Martha. Drew, drink or dare? Drink. I want you to drink with me. My pleasure.
00:09:46This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:10:00I should be happy. This is what I've always wanted, but... That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah. I hope I didn't make things weird between you two. No, it's fine. I always
00:10:36wondered what happened to you after that class. Never saw you around. I've seen
00:10:41Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended. Yeah, me too. I'd love to hang out
00:10:47sometime. Yeah, I'd like that. Great. Give me your number. I just sent you a special
00:10:58message. Let me know when you get it. Trev has my phone. I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay, who's next? Trevor? Trevor! Okay, sorry. Trevor!
00:11:28You win, Tila James. You win.
00:11:39You okay? I'm leaving. You can stay. I just need my phone. I'll walk you home.
00:12:05Your advice didn't work. Just so you know. It's probably for the best. You two
00:12:14never would have worked out. And why is that, Trevor? Is he too hot for me? Too
00:12:20popular? Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a
00:12:25stolen sex dress? No. To all three. You want to know my three reasons? Not
00:12:32particularly. One, he's a douche. Two, you're not a douche. You're doing great so far.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry. That kiss was a hot mess. And I could tell you
00:12:45weren't that into it, so. You're right. It was kind of terrible. Oh, but that look on
00:12:57Tila's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties. Oh, priceless. How do
00:13:02you do it? Do what? Hide your emotions. They're just so easy to read. I noticed. I'm
00:13:15serious, Trevor. What's your secret? I want to learn how to not care about
00:13:20anything like you do. There is no secret. It's just who I am, right? Oh, before I
00:13:29forget.
00:13:31Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you. Oh, you don't have to thank me. I
00:13:54owed you one. I guess I missed that. No, I'm glad you knocked on my door. Oh, even after
00:14:02everything that happened tonight? Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my
00:14:07first kiss. I'm going to go. Good night, Trevor.
00:14:37That wasn't a first kiss. And there it was. The thing I had been looking for. Chemistry
00:15:01between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you know what on campus, and me, the virgin.
00:15:18Rumor has it that every girl on campus once drew Longhorn. Every girl, except me. Because
00:15:28after last week, I could not be more overdrew. Martha, mind if I join you? So where did
00:15:38you run off to after the party on Saturday? I had to go home to study. I have a big test
00:15:44coming up. What are you up to later? Probably more studying. Why? The wet party. The wet
00:15:55party. It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus. So of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:03What about it? You in? I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before. But it
00:16:11could be the perfect way to get over. Wait, is Trevor gonna be there? Is Trevor gonna
00:16:16be there? Hold? Nah, he's been ghosting me. I think he's out. Then I'm in. Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend. A female friend. What are those? Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:36the wet party? Since when do you find frat parties fun? I just wanted to try something
00:16:43different. Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags? Maybe. Does this
00:16:49have anything to do with Trevor Holt? No. Yes, okay. I just keep playing the night over
00:16:57and over in my head trying to see what went wrong. I mean, things were going so well. We
00:17:03had chemistry. How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to? You know. Take
00:17:16your virginity. Shh, don't say that word. What word? Virginity. There's nothing wrong
00:17:24with being a virgin, Mar. Tell that to Trevor. He hasn't talked to me since that night. Screw
00:17:29him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason. I'm just so used to achieving everything I
00:17:34set my mind to. I've gotten straight A's, scholarships. Why can't I get a guy? I don't
00:17:39think it works that way, Mar. You're right. And you know what? Forget this stupid party.
00:17:44I'd rather study anyway. Oh no. We're going to that party. We are? Yup. And forget these
00:17:52dumb books. All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy. Deb's three
00:17:57simple rules? Shh. Step one, dress to impress. Okay. But don't do it for any guy. Do it for
00:18:12you. Step one, dress to impress. Check. Step two, find someone new to flirt with. Basic
00:18:21bra bro, check. That's Drew Longhorn? He's cute. He's a chauvinist douchebag. You're right.
00:18:30I mean, a girl can't look. Step three, to really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:39Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:45Oh, what's wrong? I already did that, Deb. I put myself out there with Trevor,
00:18:51showed him who I really am, and he rejected me. Yeah, but it's not- No.
00:18:55From now on, I'm a closed book. Great. This will be fun.
00:19:25Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:43Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here, but now that he is-
00:19:49Martha. Glad you could make it. And you brought a friend. Drew Longhorn. In the flesh. And you
00:19:58are? Drew, this is my best friend, Deb. It's a pleasure, Debra. Oh my god. What are you doing
00:20:08here? Hello to you too, Trevor. They're here with me, Holt. None of your concern. Can we talk
00:20:16alone? Hey, I need a refill anyway. Debra, care to join me? I thought you came here with Drew.
00:20:25Really? Why? Jealous? After the kiss last week? No. He's right. That was pretty much the worst
00:20:35kiss of all time. I just thought it would be fun. Martha, this party, these people,
00:20:42it's not your thing. Oh yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think. Please,
00:20:45you're an open book. That's what I like about you. Trevor, up for a round of beer pong? Did
00:20:52someone say beer pong? Hello? No. Yes? Maybe I'm not such an open book after all. Can't we talk
00:21:01about what happened? There's nothing to talk about. Just give me a second to explain. You.
00:21:06Who let you into this party? Who let you into this college? Have you ever even played beer pong
00:21:12before? There's a first time for everything. All right, it's two to a team. So who's it gonna be?
00:21:20The clueless nerd or me? Her. Fine. Drew, you're on my team. Let's do this. Debra, are you in?
00:21:29Oh, no, I am gluten intolerant. I'll just watch. You sure? Positive. You know what?
00:21:37Let's up the stakes. What did you have in mind? What about strip beer pong? Oh, sweet. Come on,
00:21:45Tua. I'm game. You don't even know how to play beer pong. What are the rules? Every time we
00:21:52sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing. Oh, yeah. And vice versa. So if Trevor
00:21:59makes it, I strip. Seems easy enough. Come on, Holt. It's game time. Let's go. Ladies first.
00:22:07Hold on. Your form is way off. May I?
00:22:32Okay, that's not even fair. You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:36You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Tua? Oh, please. Ladies, ladies.
00:22:43Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:52Great job.
00:22:58My turn.
00:22:58All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:08You are so lame. You're up. Want another lesson? I think I can handle myself. I learn quick.
00:23:18Okay, I call BS. There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:21could have made that shot. It's called studying, Tua. Ever tried it?
00:23:25Just let me know. Game time.
00:23:31I guess I win.
00:23:36Stop. You cannot leave. Not now. Didn't you see what happened back there? Now everybody knows
00:23:42that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one night sandbox, doesn't want to sleep with me. Oh,
00:23:47Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. Who cares, Mar? He told the entire school that he passed up the
00:23:52opportunity to sleep with you. Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up, okay? The Martha I know
00:24:00succeeds at everything she sets her mind to. The Martha you know is also still into some guy who
00:24:05rejected her. I should hate him, but I don't. I can't. A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:15even after all that. This is serious, so hold my hand, okay? If Trevor can't see how amazing
00:24:23you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you. But I know there's someone out there who does,
00:24:28okay? So just no, no, no, like that. Okay, great. Oh. Remember, step three,
00:24:35you gotta keep putting yourself out there, okay? Okay.
00:24:42Come on. Wait. I have an idea. Wait, where are you going? I'm putting myself out there. Yes.
00:24:57Okay, Martha, I can do this. Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:25:03Wow, there's a lot of you. Okay, um, uh, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard,
00:25:10Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me. But there's more to me than that, so here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd, and you're right, I'm a huge nerd. I like to spend
00:25:26Saturday nights in my dorm room studying. I mean, last weekend was my last day of school,
00:25:31I mean, last weekend was my first party. Can you believe that? I've been so busy studying that I
00:25:36think I've missed out on the important parts of college, like getting to know myself. I guess
00:25:42what I'm trying to say is I am clueless, especially when it comes to love. I've never slept with
00:25:53anyone, or dated anyone, but I don't care that I'm a virgin, because when the time is right,
00:26:01it will happen, and it will be on my terms. And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep
00:26:07with me, or if somebody doesn't like me, because I like me just the way I am.
00:26:14Putting myself out there, check. I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:21Check. I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:41Hi, I'm Trevor. Uh, some of you may know me as something of a
00:26:47a douche. I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls, but that's only because before any of
00:26:53you knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart. When I got to college, I slept my way
00:27:00around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again. I even developed a bit of a reputation,
00:27:06and I was fine with that. But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:15Martha, you're not just another one-night stand. You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:21I just, I didn't want to sleep with you, because I wanted your first time to be special. And this
00:27:26may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it. I really, really like you,
00:27:33Martha, and I know I don't deserve it, but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:37Yes!
00:27:39What's that?
00:27:40What's that?
00:27:41I said, yes, I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:47Woo!
00:28:05Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny, charming, and secretly sweet, and hot, like so hot.
00:28:17Woo!
00:28:21Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew, and I really hate parties.
00:28:29Bro. Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:34making out with people I don't like. Bro. But today was different, because today I met someone
00:28:41I think I actually really do like. So maybe I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:50I do love drinking though.
00:28:55Look, I know you guys think I'm like really mean, or whatever, but that's just because
00:29:01I'm brutally honest, and if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:12Yeah!
00:29:22So there it is. That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school, started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:30But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:33I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:38I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:30:02Hey, Dad!
00:30:03Oh my god, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:05Did what?
00:30:06You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:09Why would you say that?
00:30:10Oh my god, you're glowing. I won all the deeds.
00:30:15It happened. I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:22Where did you get that?
00:30:23I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:25What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:28Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject. So how was it?
00:30:32It was nice.
00:30:34Is that his hat?
00:30:35Yeah, it still smells like him too.
00:30:39Oh my god, you're so in love!
00:30:43Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom. I'll call you later.
00:30:45Yeah, not a chance, Mart. You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:51Fine. It was romantic. I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser. He does this thing
00:30:58where he kissed along my jawline. Oh my god!
00:31:01Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:04The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:07What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:09It was not the best.
00:31:12What way?
00:31:14Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor about his...
00:31:17Yes! God, yes. Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:20So it's true? And it was kind of... uncomfortable?
00:31:26Yeah. Honestly, Mart, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time no matter what
00:31:32their size.
00:31:32I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it just
00:31:38happened. And it didn't feel great.
00:31:43I'm sorry, Mart. I wish they told us that. I wish I told you that! But I'm not lying when
00:31:49I say it does get better, though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:54What do you mean?
00:31:55I mean, you gotta find the right match, emotionally and physically, and then that's
00:32:01when things start getting real good.
00:32:05What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:08I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:10How do you know?
00:32:11He gave you his hat!
00:32:14Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:17What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:20Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep, and secondly, I'm sending you an article on
00:32:24this. It is very sciency.
00:32:27I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:30That's what the article says!
00:32:32I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:35That's the spirit!
00:32:37Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:40Okay, call me later.
00:32:48Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:51You're taking French 401?
00:32:54Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:56French what?
00:32:57French porn.
00:32:59The famous class on French cinema.
00:33:01I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:06I think you're in the wrong class, Attila.
00:33:08This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:11Oh my god.
00:33:14I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:17Bye, Martha.
00:33:18Bye.
00:33:29Hi, I can see you! Hello?
00:33:37Hi, can you see me?
00:33:39Hello?
00:33:41I can see you.
00:33:42Oh, is this video?
00:33:45Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:47The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:50Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:52Sorry, what?
00:33:53It's my first time.
00:33:55Uh, okay.
00:33:57Using Zoom?
00:33:58Right, yes, of course.
00:34:01Mine too, actually.
00:34:02Virgin, still a virgin.
00:34:04What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:06I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:09It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:12Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:14What's your major?
00:34:16Chemistry.
00:34:18I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:21Martha.
00:34:22Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:27So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:31Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:32I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:36I was going to say army.
00:34:39But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:43Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:34:44You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:49Do you need a glass of water?
00:34:51Do you need to grab that?
00:34:52Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:57I'll call you right back.
00:34:58I'll be here waiting.
00:35:03What is so urgent?
00:35:06Mar?
00:35:09Trevor's dead.
00:35:21Hey! How you doing today?
00:35:33Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:35Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:39I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:41Yeah, it's been weeks. So just take it off and wash it.
00:35:47No.
00:35:48I still can't believe it.
00:35:51There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:53carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:57Hit by a bus.
00:35:58Thought it was a car.
00:35:59I think it was a bus.
00:36:00No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:04I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:07I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:11Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:15and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:16It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:20and now I will never know love again.
00:36:23One sec.
00:36:27Where was I?
00:36:28Oh yeah, maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:32Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:34Okay, Mar, I love you. I do.
00:36:37But enough is enough.
00:36:39I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:44Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad, but it is time to move on.
00:36:50I can't move on, Deb. I loved him!
00:36:53You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:57He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:37:00Sorry.
00:37:01That's harsh. It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:06and he would want you to find love.
00:37:10Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:11Hang on one more second.
00:37:15Ugh, it's Brett! He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:19Speaking of moving on...
00:37:22Oh my god.
00:37:23No way, Brett is not my choice.
00:37:26What? Of course he is! He's hot! And alive!
00:37:30He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:33and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:36So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:39All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:45What?
00:37:46Nothing! It's just...
00:37:47This is nice! I've missed you!
00:37:50And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn!
00:37:5625 times?!
00:37:58Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:59Oh my god! So, how's the sex?
00:38:03Oh my god, it's amazing!
00:38:05Oh, really?
00:38:06Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:10Well, he is my game set match!
00:38:12Tennis!
00:38:14What made the sex so good?
00:38:16Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:19You give him direction?
00:38:21Of course, yes! How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:25And girl, I got what I needed last night!
00:38:28Go off!
00:38:30You're blushing!
00:38:31What? No, no, no. But you should be!
00:38:34Why?! Sex is a beautiful thing!
00:38:37What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:41Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink or dare party?
00:38:44Yeah, I remember.
00:38:47The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:50Yeah, remember this like crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:56Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:39:01That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:39:05The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:07Oh my god, Martha, stop it!
00:39:10What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:13Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha. Because you know what?
00:39:16I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:19When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:21Literally just now!
00:39:23I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it!
00:39:27Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:30Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:33I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:37He was not your boyfriend. He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:43You're being a bitch.
00:39:45Good. Bye!
00:39:54What do you want?
00:39:56Martha!
00:39:57Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:59What do you want?
00:39:59I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:40:02Yeah?
00:40:03You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:05Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:07Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:11Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:14Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:16Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:21That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24I miss him so much.
00:40:26I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:28Me neither.
00:40:30I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:32What?
00:40:34Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:35You were there?
00:40:36No, but he called me that morning. He told me that he was really serious about you,
00:40:42and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:49We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:51He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:53Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:57That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:58Well, it feels like it.
00:41:00They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up, and he couldn't move.
00:41:07Stupid old injury.
00:41:09Sorry, what injury?
00:41:10You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:14Really?
00:41:14Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:18I didn't know him then.
00:41:19What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:22We met the week before he died.
00:41:25What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:27Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:28So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:30Trevor had a twin?
00:41:32Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:36I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:38You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:41Just in case.
00:41:43In case you die?
00:41:44I think we're ready to take the next step to make it official.
00:41:48To make it official.
00:41:50That's actually sweet.
00:41:52Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:55Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:58The dude loved blue.
00:41:59You know, he was almost gonna go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:42:02He almost went to Duke?
00:42:04Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:06I guess so.
00:42:07Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:11Oh, study buddies!
00:42:23Hello?
00:42:25Hey! I wasn't sure if you were gonna make it.
00:42:27Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:29No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:34It's something I'm working on.
00:42:37You okay?
00:42:38Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:41Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:43Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:48Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:49Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:53How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:57She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:43:00Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:43:02You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time
00:43:05you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:07So it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:15You're not kidding.
00:43:19I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for, like, half of that.
00:43:23I'm so confused.
00:43:24And he wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:26I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't, like, not my boyfriend.
00:43:29Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:30No, this is good. This is good.
00:43:32It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:33What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:35No, that you're still processing.
00:43:37You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:39Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:42Thanks, Brett.
00:43:45Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:48Go for it.
00:43:49I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:59Hey, Deb.
00:44:00Martha.
00:44:01Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:44:03I owe you a huge apology.
00:44:04Hello?
00:44:05No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:08And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:10Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:13Duke?
00:44:15Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:18And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:23I should not be listening to this.
00:44:25And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:26Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:29And then waking up the very next day
00:44:31and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:37Oh my god.
00:44:41Could you hear all of that?
00:44:42Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
00:44:44I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:47How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:52Oh my god!
00:44:53What?
00:45:00Hey, Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:45:02Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:08Deb?
00:45:10Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:14Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:17You're pregnant?
00:45:18I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:20I peed on it.
00:45:21Oh.
00:45:23I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:25We use so many.
00:45:27We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:31Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:36Martha!
00:45:37Sorry, not being helpful.
00:45:40Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:42I don't know.
00:45:43I have so many plans for my career.
00:45:45I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:47Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:50He doesn't know.
00:45:50Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:52I can't.
00:45:53He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:56He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:58Eek!
00:45:59He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin
00:46:03and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:46:05Okay, Deb, Drew loves you.
00:46:08I know he'll be supportive and I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:12Oh, that's him.
00:46:14What do I do?
00:46:15You tell the truth.
00:46:17Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:18Okay, good luck.
00:46:22Well, hello, my beautiful lady.
00:46:25I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:28What do you think?
00:46:29Blue?
00:46:30Orange?
00:46:31Orange.
00:46:32It matches my dress.
00:46:34Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:36You look so older.
00:46:38Um, Drew B, I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:43Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:45You do?
00:46:47You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:50Cheese?
00:46:51But don't worry, I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:56And she totally gets it now.
00:46:58She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:47:00I love vegan meatloaf!
00:47:02So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:05Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:08Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:10Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:12They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:16Are you kidding me?
00:47:18They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:19This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:21Oh no, really?
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:26My mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:29Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:32Trust me, okay?
00:47:34I'll see you soon.
00:47:41How'd it go?
00:47:42I couldn't tell him.
00:47:44Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:45You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:47Nope, I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:50Because his parents are so excited to meet me
00:47:53and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:55because I'm just bloated.
00:47:57So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:48:01Oh, it's Brett.
00:48:03We gotta finish this assignment.
00:48:05You got this, Deb!
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:19Oh, I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:38Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:40Been there, done that.
00:48:42Oh, Tila, sorry.
00:48:44I thought you were Martha.
00:48:45What?
00:48:46Ew, no.
00:48:48Hey, hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:52Yes.
00:48:53I knew I recognized it.
00:48:55I puked there once during a reacher.
00:48:58So, is Drew having a party?
00:49:01I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:49:03Food's that bad?
00:49:05No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:07Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:10Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:13All right, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:17Can we just talk later?
00:49:19You look different.
00:49:21What do you mean?
00:49:23You look different.
00:49:25What do you mean?
00:49:27Oh my god.
00:49:29What?
00:49:30What?
00:49:30Are you pregnant?
00:49:31No!
00:49:33How can you tell?
00:49:35I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:37Oh my god, do you think his parents know?
00:49:40Oh my god, you haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:44Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:46Yes, fantastic.
00:49:48I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:52Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:55She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:56No.
00:49:59Was it the meatloaf?
00:50:01No, Drew B.
00:50:03I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:50:06You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:09Uh, okay.
00:50:11Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:12Will do!
00:50:15They know!
00:50:16She totally knows!
00:50:18Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:21She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:22She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:28How do I get out of this?
00:50:30Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:35And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:40Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:41That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:44No biggie.
00:50:51Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:54No.
00:50:55Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:57I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:51:03I ruined everything tonight.
00:51:05You didn't, babe.
00:51:06My mom loved you.
00:51:06She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:09If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:12Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:17Check my purse.
00:51:26Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:34Oh my god.
00:51:36I'm so sorry.
00:51:38Yeah!
00:51:40Oh, man.
00:51:41What? I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:44What about your parents?
00:51:46Devastated, babe?
00:51:48My mom loves babies.
00:51:51You know what this means though, right?
00:51:59Deborah Davis, will you?
00:52:03Period! Period!
00:52:07Period! I have my period!
00:52:10Game, set, match!
00:52:23Hey, what's up?
00:52:25Guess what?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:31Um, how is that studying?
00:52:34You'll see.
00:52:34First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:38Uh, what?
00:52:39Just, just do it.
00:52:41Quick!
00:52:44And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:48Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:50Martha, little trust please.
00:52:54So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or?
00:52:57The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic,
00:53:00which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:53:05That actually sounds fun.
00:53:07I'm gonna send you the link.
00:53:09Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:12Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:15All right, I'm gonna start it.
00:53:22Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:33Weird!
00:53:34This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:38I did.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry so I ordered us French food.
00:53:45Because of Napoleon.
00:53:47Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:48Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:52It's not supposed to be.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:56It's a date, Martha.
00:53:59Hi?
00:54:00Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:54:04I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet.
00:54:08After Trevor, so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:15That's actually really sweet.
00:54:18Brett, but this is not gonna work.
00:54:21Why?
00:54:21Are you kidding me?
00:54:22We're study buddies!
00:54:24What's gonna happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward and we get
00:54:28a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:31Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:35Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:39Why are you blushing?
00:54:40I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:42Brett!
00:54:43Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:46So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:50Uh, okay.
00:54:51And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:55That's a bad choice.
00:54:57I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:55:02Well, you should.
00:55:03You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:05Uh, such as?
00:55:07Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:10If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:18You know what?
00:55:18I guess you have a point.
00:55:21All right, let's do this date.
00:55:24Excellent.
00:55:26Bon Appetit.
00:55:28Bon Appetit.
00:55:31These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:34So, question.
00:55:36If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:42Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then-
00:55:44But you're going to die.
00:55:46Dead.
00:55:47Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:49Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:51Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:53I like plans.
00:55:54I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:56Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:58No.
00:55:59Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:56:02Yes.
00:56:03But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:56:05Oh no.
00:56:06No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:09I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:13that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:15You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:18You know it.
00:56:20Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:26Amazing.
00:56:27I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:32There you go.
00:56:33And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:36A lot.
00:56:37Me too.
00:56:38Kissing's the best.
00:56:39Kissing's the best.
00:56:41I know.
00:56:42What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:44Huh, I guess I'd have to think about it.
00:56:47I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:53What does that mean?
00:56:54My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:59It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:57:03This is embarrassing.
00:57:04No, I think it's sexy.
00:57:06What about you?
00:57:07Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:10Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:15The ocean.
00:57:16Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:18It is.
00:57:20Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:22No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:25Right, right.
00:57:26Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:29You don't have to do that.
00:57:30No, no, it's not.
00:57:31It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:33It's horrible.
00:57:34Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:39Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:42Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:43No, it's fine.
00:57:44It is what it is.
00:57:46You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:47Sure, it does.
00:57:49Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:51There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:53And that is also not true.
00:57:55My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:57Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:58:02That's pathetic.
00:58:03What if you only kissed two people, but one of them was your perfect match?
00:58:07Okay, you know what?
00:58:08Let's say you're right.
00:58:09What if I did only kiss two people?
00:58:11And what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:14And now he's dead.
00:58:16No, I didn't...
00:58:17Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:19So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:20We kissed.
00:58:21We had sex.
00:58:22It wasn't even that good.
00:58:23It never is the first time.
00:58:25Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:26And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:31And you know what?
00:58:33If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:40Not even me?
00:58:41I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:45Not even me?
00:59:03You did this, didn't you?
00:59:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:06The guitarist?
00:59:08Outside my window?
00:59:10Oh, come on, he has a sign that says,
00:59:13For Martha.
00:59:14Okay, all right.
00:59:15I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:22That's really sweet.
00:59:23You know what?
00:59:23I tried, but failed.
00:59:26This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:28No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:30No, it's okay.
00:59:31We can end this now.
00:59:32I'll call my roommate and we'd be done with it.
00:59:34No, don't.
00:59:35Please.
00:59:36This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:39No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:43Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates and that is fine.
00:59:48But crying in the middle of it, it's not a good sign.
00:59:55And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:58It's not okay.
01:00:03I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:00:05No, don't apologize.
01:00:07No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:13Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:16No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:19Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:24How is that even possible?
01:00:26Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:29I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because,
01:00:32let's be honest, you say that loud all the time.
01:00:36That's not a good thing.
01:00:38Well, I think it is.
01:00:43So, any other surprises?
01:00:47No, that was the last one.
01:00:50Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:54Okay, cool.
01:00:55But there's one condition.
01:00:58We have to dance.
01:01:00Like in our rooms?
01:01:02Or you want me to come over?
01:01:04No, no, no.
01:01:05Stand up right here, right now.
01:01:08Dance with me.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:13Wait, hang on.
01:01:21I got the best idea.
01:01:24Oh!
01:01:43That was so much fun.
01:01:50Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:53Me neither.
01:01:54Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:56Like, really great.
01:01:58Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:02:00Martha?
01:02:01Yeah?
01:02:02I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:02:05Oh, yeah?
01:02:05How come?
01:02:06Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:10I'd like that.
01:02:12All right, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:24Hey, nerd.
01:02:25Why are you calling me?
01:02:27Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:30And that is your business, how?
01:02:33Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:38What?