Trevor and the virgin - episode 2 (final)
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00:00Rumor has it that every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:12Every girl, except me.
00:15Because after last week, I could not be more over Drew.
00:20Martha.
00:21Mind if I join you?
00:24So where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:28I had to go home to study.
00:31I have a big test coming up.
00:32What are you up to later?
00:33Probably more studying.
00:34Why?
00:35The wet party.
00:36The wet party?
00:37It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:48So of course I've never been invited.
00:51What about it?
00:52You in?
00:53I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:58But it could be the perfect way to get over.
01:01Wait, is Trevor going to be there?
01:03Hold?
01:04Nah.
01:05He's been ghosting me.
01:06I think he's out.
01:07Then I'm in.
01:08Excellent.
01:09Oh, and bring a friend.
01:14A female friend.
01:16What are those?
01:20Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.
01:26Since when do you find frat parties fun?
01:28I just wanted to try something different.
01:30Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
01:33Maybe.
01:34Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
01:38No.
01:39Yes, okay.
01:40I just keep playing the night over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
01:46I mean, things were going so well.
01:49We had chemistry.
01:52How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
02:01You know.
02:02Take your virginity.
02:03Just don't say that word.
02:04What word?
02:05Virginity.
02:06There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mom.
02:07Tell that to Trevor.
02:08He hasn't talked to me since that night.
02:13Screw him.
02:14That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
02:16I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
02:20I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
02:21Why can't I get a guy?
02:23I don't think it works that way, Mar.
02:26You're right.
02:27And you know what?
02:28Forget this stupid party.
02:29I'd rather study anyway.
02:30Oh no.
02:32We're going to that party.
02:34We are?
02:35Yup.
02:36And forget these dumb books.
02:37All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
02:41Deb's three simple rules?
02:43Shh.
02:44Step one.
02:51Dress to impress.
02:52Okay.
02:53But don't do it for any guy.
02:56Do it for you.
02:59Step one.
03:00Dress to impress.
03:01Check.
03:02Step two.
03:03Find someone new to flirt with.
03:05Basic bra bro.
03:06Check.
03:07That's Drew Longhorn?
03:08He's cute.
03:09He's a chauvinist douchebag.
03:10Your words.
03:12Step three.
03:13To really get over a guy, you've got to put yourself out there.
03:24Show the world who Martha really is.
03:27Oh, what's wrong?
03:31I already did that, Deb.
03:33I put myself out there with Trevor, showed him who I really am, and he rejected me.
03:37Yeah, but it's not-
03:38No.
03:40From now on, I'm a closed book.
03:43Great.
03:44This'll be fun.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:21Trevor Holt.
04:23He wasn't supposed to be here.
04:25But now that he is...
04:27Martha!
04:29Glad you could make it.
04:31And you brought a friend.
04:33Drew Longhorn.
04:35In the flesh.
04:37Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
04:41It's a pleasure, Debra.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:45What are you doing here?
04:47Hello to you, too, Trevor.
04:49They're here with me, Holt.
04:51None of your concern.
04:53Can we talk? Alone?
04:55I need a refill anyway.
04:59Debra, care to join me?
05:01You came here with Drew?
05:03Really?
05:05Why? Jealous?
05:07After the kiss last week? No.
05:09He's right.
05:11That was pretty much
05:13the worst kiss of all time.
05:15I just thought it would be fun.
05:17Martha, this party,
05:19these people, it's not your thing.
05:21Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
05:23Please, you're an open book.
05:25That's what I like about you.
05:27Trevor!
05:29Up for a round of beer pong?
05:31Did someone say beer pong?
05:33Hello?
05:35Yes?
05:37Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
05:39Can't we talk about what happened?
05:41There's nothing to talk about.
05:43Just give me a second to explain.
05:45You. Who let you into this party?
05:47Who let you into this college?
05:49Have you ever even played beer pong before?
05:51There's a first time for everything.
05:53All right.
05:55It's two to a team.
05:57So who's it gonna be?
05:59The clueless nerd or me?
06:01Trevor.
06:03Fine.
06:05Drew, you're on my team.
06:07Let's do this. Deborah, are you in?
06:09Oh, uh, no. I am gluten intolerant.
06:11I'll just watch.
06:13You sure?
06:15Positive.
06:17You know what? Let's up the stakes.
06:19What did you have in mind?
06:21What about strip beer pong?
06:23Sweet!
06:25Come on, Toa.
06:27I'm game.
06:29Every time we sink a ball,
06:31one of you removes a piece of clothing.
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:35And vice versa.
06:37So if Trevor makes it,
06:39my strip seems easy enough.
06:41Come on, Holt. It's game time.
06:43Let's go.
06:45Ladies first.
06:51Hold on.
06:53Your form is way off.
06:55May I?
06:59Okay.
07:09Okay.
07:11That's not even fair.
07:13You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
07:15You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
07:17Oh, please.
07:19Ladies, ladies.
07:21Let me show you both
07:23how it's done.
07:25Okay.
07:29Great job.
07:35My turn.
07:41Alright, Trevor.
07:43You know the rules.
07:45You are so lame.
07:47You're up.
07:49Want another lesson?
07:51I think I can handle myself.
07:53Okay.
07:55I call BS.
07:57There's no way an amateur like her
07:59could have made that shot.
08:01It's called studying, Tila.
08:03Ever tried it?
08:05Game time.
08:07Your turn, nerd.
08:09Strip.
08:11You don't have to do this.
08:13Not for her.
08:15I know.
08:17I'm doing it for me.
08:23There. Happy?
08:25Trevor, it's your turn.
08:31I got it.
08:33I got it.
08:35Whatever.
08:37Can we talk now, please?
08:39There's nothing to talk about.
08:41I just want to tell you why I...
08:43You can't seem to commit to anything.
08:45No.
08:47Don't care about anyone but yourself.
08:49No.
08:51Um...
08:53Woo! Found it.
08:55What'd I miss?
09:01I'm so sorry.
09:07I guess I win.
09:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:13Stop.
09:15You cannot leave. Not now.
09:17Didn't you see what happened back there?
09:19Everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
09:21the guy with the one-night stand box,
09:23doesn't want to sleep with me.
09:25Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
09:27Who cares, Mar?
09:29He told the entire school that he passed up
09:31the opportunity to sleep with you.
09:33Hey.
09:35The Martha I know doesn't give up.
09:37Okay? The Martha I know succeeds
09:39at everything she sets her mind to.
09:41The Martha you know is also still
09:43into some guy who rejected her.
09:45I should hate him.
09:47But I don't.
09:49I can't.
09:51A part of me still wants to be with him,
09:53even after all that.
09:55This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
09:57If Trevor
09:59can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
10:01then he doesn't deserve you.
10:03But I know there's someone out there who does.
10:05Okay?
10:07So just no, no, no, like that.
10:09Okay, great.
10:11Remember step three.
10:13You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
10:15Okay?
10:17Okay.
10:21Wait.
10:23I have an idea.
10:27Wait, where are you going?
10:29I'm putting myself out there.
10:31Yes! Here we go, girl!
10:33Okay, Martha.
10:35I can do this.
10:37Hey, everybody!
10:39Listen up!
10:41Wow, there's a lot of you.
10:43Okay.
10:45Well, my name is
10:47Martha, and as you may
10:49have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't
10:51want to sleep with me.
10:53But there's more to me than that.
10:55So here it goes.
10:57Tilla James!
10:59You called me a
11:01clueless nerd, and you're right.
11:03I'm a huge nerd.
11:05I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm
11:07room studying. I mean, last weekend
11:09was my first party. Can you believe that?
11:11I've been so busy studying
11:13that I think I've missed out on the important parts
11:15of college, like getting to
11:17know myself. I guess
11:19what I'm trying to say is
11:21I am
11:23clueless.
11:25Especially
11:27when it comes to love.
11:29I've never slept with anyone, or
11:31dated anyone. But I
11:33don't care that I'm a virgin.
11:37Because when the time is right, it will happen,
11:39and it will be on my terms.
11:41And I don't care if somebody
11:43doesn't want to sleep with me, or if somebody doesn't
11:45like me. Because I like
11:47me just the way
11:49I am.
11:55Putting myself out there?
11:57Check.
11:59I can't believe I just told everyone
12:01on campus that I'm a virgin.
12:03Woo!
12:05Woo!
12:07Woo!
12:09Woo!
12:11Woo!
12:13Woo!
12:15Woo!
12:17Hi.
12:19I'm Trevor.
12:21Some of you may know me as something of a
12:23douche.
12:25I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
12:27But that's only because
12:29before any of you knew me
12:31back in high school
12:33someone broke my heart.
12:35When I got to college, I slept my way
12:37around campus to prevent myself from getting
12:39hurt again. I even developed a bit of
12:41a reputation.
12:43And I was fine with that.
12:45But the other night,
12:47everything changed
12:49when I met Martha.
12:51Martha, you're not just
12:53another one-night stand.
12:55You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
12:57I just, I didn't want to sleep
12:59with you because I wanted
13:01your first time to be special.
13:03And this may sound stupid coming from me, but
13:05I didn't want to rush it.
13:07I really,
13:09really like you, Martha.
13:11And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just
13:13give me one more chance, I... Yes!
13:15What was that?
13:17I said yes.
13:19I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
13:23Woo!
13:25Woo!
13:27Woo!
13:29Woo!
13:31Woo!
13:33Woo!
13:35Woo!
13:37Woo!
13:41Drew Longhorn,
13:43I think you're funny,
13:45charming,
13:47and secretly sweet.
13:49And hot, like, so hot.
13:51Ah!
13:53Woo!
13:55Woo!
13:57Most of you already know me,
13:59but I'm Drew,
14:01and
14:03I really hate parties.
14:05Bro. Yeah, I always
14:07get nervous and wind up saying things
14:09I don't mean, making out with
14:11people I don't like. Bro.
14:13But today was different,
14:15because today I met
14:17someone I think I actually really do like.
14:19So maybe
14:21I don't have to go to any more of these
14:23stupid parties.
14:25I do love drinking, though.
14:29Woo!
14:31Look, I know you guys think I'm, like,
14:33really mean, or whatever,
14:35but that's just because I'm brutally
14:37honest, and if you don't like it,
14:39that's your problem.
14:41Woo!
14:43Woo!
14:45Woo!
14:47Woo!
14:49Woo!
14:51Woo!
14:57So there it is.
14:59That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest
15:01guy in school, started dating
15:03me, the virgin.
15:05But you'll just
15:07have to imagine the rest.