If You Build a House, I ll Pay For It!
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00:00I have 100 Minecraft players here,
00:02and whoever builds the best house in one hour
00:05gets a real house.
00:06This is baloney.
00:08Servers, start the game.
00:09I'm gonna go tell them.
00:10Whichever one of you builds the best looking house
00:13gets a real house.
00:15There you go.
00:16Good luck.
00:17Ooh, is this a basketball goal?
00:18Okay, he got a driveway.
00:21Ooh, TP to me right this instant.
00:25The pineapple.
00:26Oh, if he makes SpongeBob's house,
00:29that might win him a house.
00:30Oh my gosh.
00:32I think I see another pineapple over there.
00:34His skin is SpongeBob.
00:35Look at him.
00:36We noticed you're building SpongeBob's house, big boy,
00:39and if you look over there, you'll see someone else's.
00:41No way someone can outbuild SpongeBob's house.
00:43It's kind of looking like a manga, man.
00:45You better step it up.
00:47You viewers are probably wondering,
00:48how can you compete in something like this?
00:50Just hit the subscribe button down below,
00:52and we're actually gonna give $10,000
00:54to someone who subscribes in the next week.
00:56Jimmy, have you ever seen a house with chicken legs?
00:58Well, I'm judging based on if it has chicken legs.
01:01It's been roughly 15 minutes,
01:03and look at everything everyone has built so far.
01:06This is going to be hard to judge.
01:08It's not supposed to be easy to give away a house, Jimmy.
01:10And our special guest for this video is Tubbo.
01:13He's in a different call, and he can't hear us.
01:15What is Carl doing?
01:16Carl's just running on our build, not even helping.
01:18First he wakes me up, and now he doesn't even assist.
01:22That's messed up.
01:23Look at how terrible this pineapple is.
01:25It looks like a house from someone who doesn't want a house.
01:27Oh, Carl, look at your chicken leg house.
01:29Yeah, Jimmy, the more and more
01:30I look at this chicken leg house,
01:32the more I just want to move right now.
01:34Jimmy, it's been my dream to live in a tree house,
01:36and look how cool this one is.
01:38Obviously right now it looks pretty terrible,
01:40but I see the potential.
01:41He has no mind, keep working.
01:43Oh, we should do one of those,
01:44like the little eyebrow windows on the roofs.
01:47I don't know what you're talking about.
01:48The eyebrow windows.
01:50Tubbo's got some steep competition to his left.
01:52A bream house.
01:54What?
01:55Bruh meme house.
01:57I don't see anyone.
01:58So like, someone just built a bream house and left.
02:01Yeah, how do we never catch them?
02:03Even if they won, I wouldn't be able to give them
02:05their house because they're not here.
02:10If they can complete this, I think this is top three.
02:13Hello.
02:14What is up?
02:15Your building is massive.
02:17What are you doing?
02:18I'm trying to make a skyscraper.
02:20What are your thoughts on your competitors' houses?
02:22I'm just really shaking right now and stressing.
02:25If you're better than all these houses over here,
02:28you get a house.
02:29Good luck.
02:30Thanks.
02:30I don't know if it will necessarily be good,
02:32but I like how it looks, so we're gonna go with it.
02:34Judge, stop what you're doing.
02:36I got a challenge for you.
02:37Boom.
02:37I just dropped a stack of 64 TNT
02:40and here's a flint and steel.
02:41You have one minute to sabotage whoever you want.
02:44Hey Jed, you know you don't have to.
02:46I mean, that's true, but.
02:48It would be fun though, right?
02:49It would be funny.
02:50Jedi warmer.
02:52Jedi warmer!
02:53Jedi, oh my God, Jedi, you savage!
02:56Jedi, look at it, look at it.
02:57Notice how the house didn't explode?
02:59It was a test and you failed the test!
03:02Bad Jed.
03:03Sorry.
03:04All right, I'm gonna try out Mr. Bacon.
03:06Let's see if he has the heart of gold.
03:07Miss, do you want a bacon?
03:09Hey, how are you doing?
03:10Mr. Bacon, I have a challenge for you.
03:12Here's a stack of 64 TNT and a flint and steel.
03:15You have one minute to sabotage whoever you want.
03:17You don't have to sabotage anyone,
03:19but if you want, you can.
03:20I think I'll place some, but I won't light it off.
03:24I'll just kind of like sneak it in the inside here.
03:25Somebody stop this madman.
03:27So Bacon, are you igniting it or not?
03:29No.
03:30Well then, congratulations Bacon,
03:32you just passed the test!
03:34Woo!
03:35And Bacon, since you were the first person
03:37to not try to screw over another player,
03:39I'm giving you a Chandler.
03:41Chandler, awesome.
03:42It's more of a hindrance, Mr. Bacon.
03:44Tubbo's house is starting to look pretty good,
03:46not gonna lie.
03:47Oh, we still have to do the inside.
03:48Hey, you get working on the inside.
03:50Do the floors, do the floors.
03:51Oh my gosh.
03:52Next house.
03:54Time is up.
03:57Oh, our house is perfect.
03:59It's too late to add anything else.
04:00We gotta go with what we got.
04:01We are going to go through and judge every house
04:03starting with this one.
04:04And don't forget, whichever house gets the highest score
04:07gets a literal house!
04:09It's definitely creative.
04:11I'm gonna give it a five.
04:12Not the best house I've ever seen.
04:14I'm giving it a five as well.
04:15I'm gonna go four.
04:16He is currently in first place with 14 points
04:18because it's the only house we've judged.
04:20Woo!
04:21Okay, this one has potential.
04:23Whoa.
04:24There's even, oh, oh, look at the name of the fishes.
04:27Jimmy, Chandler, Carl.
04:30Carl, you're the clown fish.
04:32Okay.
04:33He said you're a clown.
04:34What are you gonna give him after that?
04:35Oh, he made a scarecrow.
04:38That is cool.
04:39Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go seven and a half for the swing.
04:41I'm gonna give him a seven and a half as well.
04:43I'm giving him an eight.
04:44He is in first place with 23 points.
04:46Carl, it's time for the first SpongeBob house!
04:49Yeah!
04:51Before I go inside, I just wanna point out
04:53there's nothing in the backyard.
04:54This pineapple is it.
04:56Wow, okay, we got the TV, the chair.
04:58But where's Gary?
04:59Why is this all wet?
05:00Yeah, why are these stairs so hard to get up?
05:02This is affecting my score.
05:03What is he doing?
05:04Credit where credit's due,
05:05he did put a lot of effort into this.
05:07Creativity-wise, pretty obvious we like cartoons.
05:09I'm gonna give him a seven and a half.
05:11I'm sorry, Blue on Sky,
05:12I'm gonna have to give this a seven.
05:13I'm going six and a half.
05:15Well, luckily, this isn't our only pineapple.
05:17Maybe one of the other ones got it right.
05:19And next is the skyscraper.
05:22Did he even put anything in it or is it just hollow?
05:24It is hollow, but hear me out.
05:26He got all of this done
05:28in the same amount of time it took this guy to do that.
05:30I'm gonna give it an eight.
05:31I don't know if I'd live here considering it has nothing.
05:34I'll give it a six.
05:35Even though we had the kid in the call earlier
05:36and I liked him, I'm still gonna have to give it a seven.
05:38One of those six, seven, eighters.
05:40The next house is floating, but it's missing a roof.
05:43He didn't even finish.
05:44Mom came in his room and was like,
05:45Johnny, you gotta go to school!
05:47I could win a house, Mom!
05:49Poor Johnny.
05:5010, 10!
05:52This one's definitely creative.
05:5310!
05:54He recreated the Up house.
05:55It's the house from Up, 10!
05:57The guy that owns this house is named Carl.
05:59How am I supposed to?
06:00There he is!
06:01Get in here!
06:02How'd he do that?
06:03Oh, that's pretty creative.
06:05Dude, I gotta give this a eight and a half.
06:07Carl overjudged.
06:09I wouldn't say it's a 10.
06:10It's a 10.
06:10I'm gonna have to subtract a point from my score
06:12to counteract Carl.
06:13So I'm gonna give him a seven.
06:15Give it a seven and a half.
06:17I don't think it's a perfect house.
06:1925 and a half.
06:20Congrats on first place.
06:22Oh, pandas out front.
06:23Bro, this is from Club Penguin.
06:26This is the dojo.
06:27It's Karjitsu Dojo.
06:29Yeah, this is a nine.
06:30This is a nine for sure.
06:32I'll give him an eight.
06:33This is the first place now.
06:34Woo!
06:36Up next, we have another SpongeBob house.
06:38Look, he has Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob's house.
06:41Yeah, but to be fair,
06:42in SpongeBob, they're side by side.
06:44This is more diagonal.
06:45There's nothing in Patrick's house.
06:47He neglected the interior.
06:48Six.
06:49Four.
06:50All right, he lost.
06:51He can't win.
06:51No!
06:52All right, Mr. Bacon, welcome back to the call.
06:54Hello.
06:55Carl, come on, come on.
06:56Check out the upstairs.
06:57I like the rooms.
06:58I'm gonna give it a nine.
07:00I'd live here.
07:00Chandler, what are you rating it?
07:01This is an eight and a half.
07:03I'm gonna give it a seven.
07:04Bacon, are you happy with your rating?
07:05Yeah, it sounds pretty good.
07:06You're not in first place.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:08Okay.
07:09Next house.
07:10I love you.
07:11This next house is in a snow globe.
07:13I think that's very creative.
07:14And then you're in the, oh my gosh.
07:16You're in a snow globe.
07:17First person to use dogs.
07:19All right, I'm back from my doctor's appointment.
07:21I'm gonna judge the next house.
07:22It kind of reminds me of Sandy's house.
07:24Oh yeah, I get that.
07:25Like the dome.
07:26Wait a second.
07:27Chandler, what happened to your voice?
07:29What do you mean?
07:30You got dumber.
07:31Oh my gosh.
07:32Wow.
07:34Ow, it hurts.
07:35If you don't free me, you'll be on my naughty list.
07:38Dude, this might be my second 10 out of 10.
07:41I like it a lot.
07:42This is very creative.
07:42I'm giving it a nine.
07:44Nine.
07:45Currently in first place.
07:46Victory.
07:47Oh, that's cool.
07:48This guy's claiming victory before we even give it to him.
07:51Look at the basement for a secret it says.
07:53Trust me, I'm crewmate.
07:55We're venting.
07:56Mr. B's secret TNT story.
07:58Oh, nice.
07:59The chest say L-O-L.
08:01That's funny.
08:02Oh, there's shrimp on the ceiling.
08:04I'm giving him an eight.
08:06I'll go eight and a half.
08:07Nine.
08:08Didn't win.
08:09That was close though.
08:10That's a good one.
08:11Oh, wait.
08:13Listen to the jingle when you get closer.
08:18He made this.
08:19Oh, this is the innater.
08:20Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
08:24I'm gonna be completely honest.
08:25This is the most amount of work
08:26I've ever seen somebody put into it.
08:28I'm giving it a 10.
08:29Nine.
08:30Well, guess what, boys?
08:31I give it a zero because it already won.
08:33Dang, dude.
08:34Carl, I know you're about to rate the chicken leg.
08:36Yeah.
08:37But before you do, I'm gonna give it a five
08:38so it can't win.
08:39What up, Tubbo?
08:41Hey.
08:42I'm here for us to rate your house.
08:43You wanna show us around, Tubbo?
08:44I'll give you the tour.
08:45So, it's much more of an outside house than an inside
08:49because the inside's a little bit cramped.
08:51And upstairs, we've got like...
08:54Let's not go upstairs.
08:57We're back over here.
08:58We have a lovely little path that goes to a barbecue area
09:02where we're making I don't know, burgers.
09:03Then over here, we made a Christmas tree.
09:06Carl, 10.
09:08Thank you, Carl.
09:08This is a solid six and a half.
09:11You know what?
09:11Since Chandler gave you a six and a half,
09:12I'll give you a 10 just for the memes
09:14because you still didn't win.
09:15Woo!
09:16It was good, though.
09:17It was good.
09:17It just wasn't the best.
09:19Tubbo, you have five seconds to say whatever you want.
09:21Um, hello.
09:23It's over.
09:24Goodbye.
09:26So, save Mr. Squishy.
09:28How old are you?
09:29I am 16.
09:30Squish, I'm just gonna say it.
09:31You had the highest rated house
09:33and you just won a brand new house!
09:35Oh my God.
09:36What is going through your mind?
09:38I mean, this is absolutely insane.
09:40I was in the middle of class.
09:41Hey, Squishy, can you call your parents?
09:43Yeah, I'll be right back.
09:44Hello?
09:45Your son just won a house.
09:46For real?
09:47Yeah.
09:48Is this like a prank?
09:48No, your son literally just won a house.
09:51So all those hours have paid off?
09:52Oh, am I on the television?
09:55Uh, YouTube.
09:56I'm on YouTube.
09:59Oh, but no video.
10:00Thank God.
10:01Because I don't have anything on.
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