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00:10:06Where's he going in it?
00:10:08How do I know where he's going in it?
00:10:10Would you mind telling me what you intend doing with all this junk?
00:10:13Oh, it's a bargain.
00:10:20Hasn't he got a beautiful tone?
00:10:25You think I don't know, don't you?
00:10:27Know what, dear?
00:10:28About this stall you think you're going to open.
00:10:30Who told you?
00:10:32Never mind who told me. I know.
00:10:34And I'm not having it, and that is final.
00:10:36There is no need to shout.
00:10:38We don't want the whole neighbourhood to know.
00:10:40The neighbourhood already knows.
00:10:42Contributions have been pouring in all day.
00:10:44They're emptying their dustbins for us.
00:10:46Look at this. Look at this mess.
00:10:48And you have got the cheek to complain about his banger.
00:10:50I suppose Trevor told you.
00:10:52I asked Betty not to say anything.
00:10:54It doesn't matter who told me. I know.
00:10:56And I'm not having it, and that is that.
00:10:59Just wait till I see that Trevor.
00:11:02Here. Is this for me?
00:11:04Not if you're going to roll about in cement.
00:11:07Look, I didn't roll in it. I told you.
00:11:10I slipped.
00:11:14I don't understand it.
00:11:16Why does everybody else have to know and not me?
00:11:19Because I knew you'd make a fuss. You always do.
00:11:22But there's no need for you to go to work, is there?
00:11:25It's not work.
00:11:27It's just something to get me out of the house.
00:11:30And while you're out of the house, who's going to do the cooking?
00:11:33Well, you're not helpless.
00:11:35Look, it's only a couple of days a week.
00:11:37It's my hobby, Sid.
00:11:39Something for me to do.
00:11:41Now, what's wrong with that?
00:11:43It's degrading.
00:11:45How can it be degrading?
00:11:47I'm only selling things.
00:11:49You're a salesman yourself.
00:11:51You sell stationery.
00:11:53All day long you're selling paperclips and drawing pins and...
00:11:58I never sell anything like that, do I?
00:12:01I cannot see any difference between that and a drawing pin.
00:12:05You would if you sat on one.
00:12:07Ha-ha!
00:12:23Stop!
00:12:25Oh, hello, Sally.
00:12:27Mr Hobbs, don't burn that chair, please.
00:12:30You don't realise what it means to us all.
00:12:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:34You have it by all means.
00:12:36I've got a pair of old boots, too.
00:12:38Mr Hobbs, don't you realise what you're doing?
00:12:41The atmosphere's been polluted and poisoned.
00:12:44In 50 years' time, the earth will be finished.
00:12:47No, there's no need to thank me, my dear.
00:12:49You have it.
00:12:56Ever since we got married, it's always been the same.
00:12:58Every idea I get, you squash.
00:13:00You've squashed all the initiative out of me.
00:13:02All you want is a drudge.
00:13:04That's all you think of me as.
00:13:06Someone to wash and iron and clean up after you all and cook.
00:13:10All right, open it.
00:13:12No wonder there's a woman's liberation movement.
00:13:15For two pins, I'd join it myself.
00:13:17I said open it.
00:13:20Open what?
00:13:21That stall you're on about.
00:13:23You mean you don't mind?
00:13:25No.
00:13:26Oh, darling.
00:13:27Just a minute,
00:13:28providing you stop asking the neighbours for all their rubbish.
00:13:31It's humiliating. They'll think we're paupers.
00:13:33Mr Hobbs said you might get a few pence for this, Mummy.
00:13:36Oh, my God, look at that.
00:13:37They'll be handing me down their old suits next.
00:13:39Well, he did say he had a pair of old boots.
00:13:41That's it. That does it.
00:13:42Where are you going?
00:13:43To tell him what he can do with his old boots.
00:13:45Of course, if you don't want them.
00:13:47Don't want them?
00:13:49Of course I want them. Come in.
00:13:51Well, I...
00:13:52No, no, I wasn't talking about these old boots.
00:13:54No, I was talking about Mike's boot.
00:13:56Mike's old boot?
00:13:57Yes, on his car.
00:13:58You know, it's in a shocking state, all rusty.
00:14:00But these are lovely old boots.
00:14:02It's very kind of you, Annie.
00:14:04They're cavalry boots.
00:14:05Yes?
00:14:06Tom's grandfather wore them at Balaclava.
00:14:08Balaclava?
00:14:09That old, eh?
00:14:10I never would have guessed
00:14:12that Balaclava makes some sort of antiques, doesn't it?
00:14:16I mean, these could be very valuable, couldn't they?
00:14:18They come up beautifully when they're polished.
00:14:20Well, there's a job for Sid.
00:14:22There you are, dear.
00:14:23Thank you, darling.
00:14:24Yes, well, I'll...
00:14:25I'll give them a rub over.
00:14:27And, Sal, give me that while I'm at it.
00:14:29I'll see if I can fix the chair as well.
00:14:32Thank you very much. You're very kind.
00:14:34Oh, you're welcome.
00:14:49No, thanks. I've been.
00:14:51Oh, Sid.
00:14:52I've been looking it up in this book.
00:14:54It really is Georgian.
00:14:56Make a great flower pot.
00:14:58It was a bargain.
00:14:59Good.
00:15:00200 years old and only 50p.
00:15:03Only 50p?
00:15:04They must have kept it hidden away.
00:15:07Sid.
00:15:27Why you...
00:15:35Try to listen to me and to everybody else!
00:15:38Quick!
00:15:46Pack it in!
00:15:47It bloody well hurt.
00:15:48It was bloody meant to.
00:15:52Sid, stop using that language. It's Sunday.
00:15:55I know it's Sunday, and we're entitled to a bit of a lie-in.
00:15:59Come back to bed, then.
00:16:01Now, he's spotted.
00:16:06One of these days, I'm going to kill him if the neighbours don't get him first.
00:16:17What are you doing up?
00:16:18I have a great deal to do today.
00:16:20You kids amaze me.
00:16:22Every weekday, you've got to be blown out of bed with dynamite.
00:16:25On a Sunday, when you can have a lie-in, you're up at the crack.
00:16:27I can't waste time in bed whilst people are destroying our environment.
00:16:31Your brother's not exactly helping it with that car.
00:16:33It's not Mike's fault. You know he hasn't got much money.
00:16:36He's only got his student's grant.
00:16:38Here we go again. When I was his age, believe me...
00:16:41Oh, I know, Daddy, but that was a long time ago.
00:16:44People didn't have cars then. They used donkeys.
00:16:48Anyway, he's giving me a lift.
00:16:49Where to?
00:16:50The Junior Anti-Pollution League.
00:16:52I'm on the executive committee.
00:16:54Oh, that's nice.
00:16:55Not, of course, that you'd be interested.
00:16:57Who said I wasn't interested?
00:16:58Even old twits can get polluted, you know.
00:17:01As a matter of fact, I'm very interested in the problems of our environment.
00:17:04Oh, good. Then come along to the meeting with me.
00:17:06Right.
00:17:08Er, no, I can't today.
00:17:09I promised to help Trevor clear out his drains.
00:17:11Oh, I'm sure that's much more important.
00:17:20Where's Sally gone?
00:17:44To an anti-pollution meeting.
00:17:51When are you going to open the stall, then?
00:17:59We're seeing about it tomorrow.
00:18:01Thanks Lord for that.
00:18:03Where's the sugar?
00:18:04Under there.
00:18:05Marvellous.
00:18:06It's only a year while Jean and Sid tidy up the garage.
00:18:10Five years in art college and he comes up with that.
00:18:14Well, it's not finished yet.
00:18:16How can you tell?
00:18:17Because he said so.
00:18:19He's got to finish it today for his final...
00:18:21Just a minute.
00:18:22Be careful what you do with that funnel.
00:18:24I thought it was for filling the lawnmower.
00:18:25No, the green one for the lawnmower.
00:18:27This one is for me wine.
00:18:29I shall be very glad when I get my shed up
00:18:31and I'm not having any of this rubbish in it.
00:18:33But it's your rubbish.
00:18:35Mine?
00:18:36What's mine in there?
00:18:38The lawnmower.
00:18:40It is not my lawnmower.
00:18:42It's the family lawnmower.
00:18:44You just happen to think it's mine
00:18:45because I'm the only one who cuts the grass.
00:18:47Well, what about all this wine?
00:18:49A few bottles of homemade wine.
00:18:51What else?
00:18:52Go on, what else?
00:18:54This isn't my rubbish.
00:18:56No, it's not.
00:18:57It's the family lawnmower.
00:19:00This isn't my rubbish.
00:19:02No, you've shoved all yours next door.
00:19:07Oh, blimey, look at the time.
00:19:09They'll be open in five minutes.
00:19:10Sid, you're supposed to be helping me tidy up.
00:19:12Yeah, well, when I get back.
00:19:14The pub won't run away, Sid.
00:19:16It'll still be there in half an hour.
00:19:18Yes, well, I have to see an Australian fella.
00:19:20I might get an order from him.
00:19:22See you later.
00:19:23Hello.
00:19:28Well, that can be slung out for a start.
00:19:38I said you can give me one of three cars.
00:19:40I'll have an E-Type Jag, a Bentley or a Mercedes.
00:19:44Otherwise, you can stuff your job.
00:19:46You're right, mate.
00:19:47You've got to stand up for yourself.
00:19:49Have another beer.
00:19:50No, no, no, no, I'll get them.
00:19:51Alma, three large scotches.
00:19:54Oh, Sid, I've got something for you.
00:19:57It's exactly the same with our firm.
00:19:59They wanted me to open our Melbourne branch.
00:20:01And that more or less means taking over Australia.
00:20:03And you'd do well out there, Sid.
00:20:05Now, you're the sort of bloke they like.
00:20:07There you are.
00:20:08No good to us.
00:20:09I thought Jean might get a few bob for it.
00:20:12It's for my wife.
00:20:13She collects for charity.
00:20:14Yeah, Sid, I understand.
00:20:16Alma, you got a bit of paper?
00:20:19Now, now, I mean to wrap it up.
00:20:21I'll go, darling.
00:20:26The new people are supposed to be taking the stair carpet.
00:20:29It's no good to us in the bungalow.
00:20:31It's a nice carpet.
00:20:32We're only asking £40 for it and he's haggling over that.
00:20:35Well, what can you get for £40 nowadays?
00:20:38That's what I told him.
00:20:39It's only been down 18 months.
00:20:41What's she like?
00:20:42Oh, she's nice enough.
00:20:43It's him I can't stick.
00:20:45Come on.
00:20:49Is there anything else you don't want?
00:20:51Oh, we're not taking that, if you've any use for it.
00:20:54Oh, yes.
00:20:57How much do you pay for it?
00:20:58Oh, you can have it.
00:20:59We've no room for it.
00:21:01And I'm not leaving it for them.
00:21:03Here, hold this.
00:21:08You need a screwdriver.
00:21:09It's pretty well fixed in.
00:21:10I'll get Sid to help me after dinner.
00:21:13There's no hurry, Sid.
00:21:14Aye?
00:21:15I said there's no hurry.
00:21:17No hurry for what?
00:21:18To get the overmantel from next door.
00:21:20We can get it when you're ready.
00:21:22I was fast asleep.
00:21:24Oh, that's all right. There's no hurry.
00:21:26Good.
00:21:28Only I'd like to get it this afternoon.
00:21:31Oh, go blimey. Come on, then.
00:21:34Oh, Sid, wait till I've done the washing up.
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00:22:18Right, you ready?
00:22:19We can't go in now. They're here.
00:22:20Who's here?
00:22:21The new lot from next door. They've just gone in.
00:22:22Give me a shout when they come out again.
00:22:23Mr. and Mrs. Bain still coming?
00:22:24Hello, Mrs. Hobbs.
00:22:25Hello.
00:22:26We've decided to take the stair cupboard.
00:22:27Good.
00:22:28And now what do we settle on?
00:22:29Forty-five.
00:22:30Forty-five.
00:22:31Forty-five.
00:22:32Forty-five.
00:22:33Forty-five.
00:22:34Forty-five.
00:22:35Forty-five.
00:22:36Forty-five.
00:22:37Forty-five.
00:22:38Forty-five.
00:22:39Forty-five.
00:22:40Forty-five.
00:22:41Forty-five.
00:22:42Forty-five.
00:22:43Forty-five.
00:22:44Forty-five.
00:22:45Forty-five.
00:22:48Forty pounds.
00:22:49I seem to remember your husband saying thirty-seven-fifty.
00:22:51When?
00:22:52After I found that cigarette burn in it.
00:22:57There we are.
00:23:00You'd better see my husband. I'll call him.
00:23:07Tom, can you come in a minute?
00:23:09Coming, dear.
00:23:10All right, then.
00:23:18Mr. Hobbs! Mr. Hobbs!
00:23:48Yes, I shall, of course, be having most of these out.
00:23:51Oh, but they have lovely blooms on them.
00:23:53Covered in green fly.
00:24:01Red spider.
00:24:02Alive with it.
00:24:04Did you spray them?
00:24:05No.
00:24:06You should have done.
00:24:07It's the only way to control pests.
00:24:09I'm a great believer in spraying.
00:24:19Turn it off!
00:24:20Right, yes.
00:24:21Turn it off!
00:24:24It's not on.
00:24:49Sorry.
00:25:02Daddy! Daddy!
00:25:04Come quickly!
00:25:05What are you?
00:25:06Where's Chapman?
00:25:19Oh, dear.
00:25:21Oh, dear, what's going on, Tom?
00:25:23The hose.
00:25:25Try it this way.
00:25:34Where are you going?
00:25:35Turn it off at the mains.
00:25:41Where's the turncock?
00:25:42Eh?
00:25:43The turncock, where is it?
00:25:45That's it, you great twit.
00:25:47What are you doing?
00:25:48Get your hands off me.
00:25:49Where's the hacksaw?
00:25:50Give me the hacksaw.
00:25:51Oh, no, no, no.
00:25:52Give me that.
00:25:53No, sir.
00:25:54Give me that.
00:25:59You great nit!
00:26:00Mum!
00:26:03You fool!
00:26:04Mum!
00:26:05That's your buggy!
00:26:10Get your hands off me!
00:26:11Leave it!
00:26:12Leave it!
00:26:14Leave it!
00:26:15Mum!
00:26:16Mum!
00:26:17Mum, where are you?
00:26:18Go on, off it!
00:26:19Mum!
00:26:20Mum!
00:26:32Well, I'm sure it was an accident.
00:26:33Oh, they wouldn't do it deliberately.
00:26:35They're not like that.
00:26:36I'm sure they'll be in in a minute to apologise.
00:26:43Well, of course you know them.
00:26:45I do not.
00:26:48Get your hand out!
00:27:00What did he say when you apologised?
00:27:02Nothing.
00:27:03Nothing at all?
00:27:04No.
00:27:05He just looked at me.
00:27:07What did you say to him?
00:27:08Well, I told him, Mummy, that in 50 years' time,
00:27:10the Earth will be a great lifeless heap of pollution and rubbish
00:27:13moving slowly in orbit round the sun.
00:27:15I told him that his generation were responsible
00:27:17for the savage exploitation of our natural resources.
00:27:20But didn't you say you were sorry for squirting water all over him?
00:27:23Yes.
00:27:24Well, I think so.
00:27:25Well, I may not have actually said I was sorry,
00:27:27because I mean, it was his fault, and Miss Wentworth says that it was...
00:27:30Sally, I've heard quite enough about Miss Wentworth.
00:27:32Ever since you've been in her class, there's been nothing but trouble.
00:27:35Well, Mummy, you told me to take biology.
00:27:37Oh, yes, I know, dear.
00:27:39But when I did biology, it was nice.
00:27:42We didn't go around squirting hoses at people.
00:27:44All we did was cut up frogs.
00:27:53Sid?
00:27:54Yes?
00:27:55Don't forget we've got to get that over-mantle this evening.
00:27:57As soon as I get back from work.
00:27:59Oh, and Sid?
00:28:00Yes?
00:28:01We're going to see about the store this morning.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:05Bye now.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:07Mind how you go.
00:28:08Yes, all right.
00:28:12Bye-bye, Sid.
00:28:13Bye-bye. We'll come and see you soon.
00:28:15You do that.
00:28:16And Sid?
00:28:17Yes?
00:28:18Don't forget the over-mantle.
00:28:19No, no, no.
00:28:20I don't want them having it.
00:28:21No, no. All right.
00:28:32Oh, Daphne.
00:28:33These are the two lovely young ladies who were taking over that vacant store.
00:28:36Oh.
00:28:37Later.
00:28:39Well, now, it's six quid a week in advance,
00:28:42and you can move your stuff in whenever you like.
00:28:45Welcome to the family.
00:28:47She's had a little bother, you know.
00:28:49One of the other ladies stole her best customer.
00:28:51Oh, really?
00:28:52It caused bad feeling, you see, dear,
00:28:54and we like to avoid bad feeling.
00:28:56I want us to be all one big, happy family.
00:29:00You married, are you, dear?
00:29:02Oh, yes.
00:29:03We're both very happily married.
00:29:05We'd better pay you, hadn't we?
00:29:07Before we forget.
00:29:09Yes, thanks.
00:29:10And listen, if one week you find you can't manage it,
00:29:14just come and see me.
00:29:16I'm very understanding, you know.
00:29:18I'm sure we can arrange something.
00:29:32I've seen you before.
00:29:34I've seen you before somewhere.
00:29:36At a jumble sale.
00:29:38Oh, that's right.
00:29:39Yes, you was after him, wasn't you?
00:29:42Yes, you told us he wasn't worth a light.
00:29:45Well, I didn't know he was in the trade, dear, did I?
00:29:47You should have said.
00:29:49Well, anyway, we're not going to row over a blinking old stuffed addict, are we?
00:29:53Have a cup of tea?
00:29:54All right, thanks.
00:29:55Have you met the landlord?
00:29:57You mean Mr Oldham?
00:29:59Yeah, and you want to hold him when he's around.
00:30:04Hello, Mike.
00:30:18Well, Sal, that's the end of college, unless I fail my finals.
00:30:21When will you know?
00:30:22For a couple of months.
00:30:23I'm going to get a job anyway.
00:30:24Teaching?
00:30:25How can I get a job teaching?
00:30:27It's the summer holidays.
00:30:28Nit.
00:30:29I'd forgotten.
00:30:30We don't break up till Thursday.
00:30:32Where's Mum and Dad?
00:30:33Next door.
00:30:37They didn't mean this to come down in a hurry.
00:30:42Look at that.
00:30:43Another half inch, we could hang our hats on it next door.
00:30:45Must have been up here for years.
00:30:47I think it's holding the house up.
00:30:50You blues.
00:30:51Now, just let me take the weight.
00:30:52Hang on.
00:30:54Slowly, slowly.
00:30:58Slowly.
00:30:59I can't hold it.
00:31:00All right, leave it to me.
00:31:01I've got it.
00:31:02Put it down.
00:31:03Mind your feet.
00:31:16When did you say they were moving in?
00:31:17Tomorrow.
00:31:19Oh, Sid, what are we going to do?
00:31:22Let's put it back again.
00:31:23No!
00:31:24And he doesn't want them to have it.
00:31:26Very, very urgent.
00:31:27Next week, mate.
00:31:28No, no, no.
00:31:29Next week is no good.
00:31:30It's got to be done tonight.
00:31:31Nah.
00:31:32It's a simple plastering job.
00:31:33Sorry.
00:31:34God, blimey, I can do it myself.
00:31:36You'll have to do it yourself, mate.
00:31:37All right, I will.
00:31:39Good luck.
00:31:40And you.
00:31:41Try someone else.
00:31:42There is nobody else.
00:31:43I've tried every builder in the book.
00:31:45Perhaps Trevor knows somebody.
00:31:47That's it.
00:31:48That's it, Trevor's brother-in-law.
00:31:50That's the idea, mate.
00:31:51Not too sloppy.
00:31:52Keep it well turned over.
00:31:54Oh!
00:31:59Don't stop him while he's working.
00:32:04God, look at that wind.
00:32:07Are you quite sure this was set by the morning?
00:32:09Aye, it was set all right.
00:32:10We was on one of them new housing estates.
00:32:12They'll be having it wallpapered by then.
00:32:14They'll be having it wallpapered here and all.
00:32:17We're off.
00:32:18I'll get this done in ten minutes.
00:32:20Old Alf, the red-hot plasterer said,
00:32:22I'm only happy we found him at home.
00:32:24Another five seconds and you wouldn't.
00:32:26I was going out to do another job at Wembley.
00:32:28Oh, Mr Murray, your wife's on the telephone.
00:32:30Something about a roof at Wembley.
00:32:32Oh, my God.
00:32:33It's come off.
00:32:34What has?
00:32:35The roof at Wembley.
00:32:36It's the wind.
00:32:37I knew it'd happen.
00:32:38Here, I'll have to get down here right away.
00:32:40Wait a minute, what about this wall?
00:32:42Oh, it'll be all right.
00:32:43Look, I'll be right back.
00:32:44You keep turning the copper over and keep it damp.
00:32:46Keep it damp.
00:32:49Oh, Mr Murray.
00:32:50Here, this is a very urgent job.
00:32:52It's got to be done by morning.
00:32:54Don't worry, Sid.
00:32:55He'll be back.
00:33:02At least we know it doesn't take long to set.
00:33:06What's the time?
00:33:07Ten o'clock.
00:33:08I knew it.
00:33:09I knew it.
00:33:10How could he possibly go somewhere and put a roof on
00:33:12and get back here the same night?
00:33:13Sid, it was the tarpaulin that came off.
00:33:16In this weather, it could have gone altogether.
00:33:18And he's gone with it.
00:33:19Sid, don't worry.
00:33:20He'll be back.
00:33:21How do you know?
00:33:22He hasn't finished his beer.
00:33:23Well, I'm not waiting for him.
00:33:25What can we do?
00:33:26I'll show you.
00:33:36There you are.
00:33:37Who needs plasterers?
00:33:38Look at that.
00:33:39Smashing, Sid.
00:33:40A great job.
00:33:41And look at that.
00:33:42Five o'clock.
00:33:43Can't be bad.
00:33:44Only took us seven hours.
00:33:45Hey, great.
00:33:46Here, what are we going to do with all this stuff?
00:33:47Bury it in the garden.
00:33:48OK.
00:33:49Just a minute.
00:33:55Oh, darn it.
00:33:56No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:34:15Oh, dear.
00:34:31Who's the clever boy, then?
00:34:35It stayed up.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37But it's an expensive way of doing it.
00:34:40That doesn't matter.
00:34:41It's the wrong colour.
00:34:43I know.
00:34:45That's why I bought the emulsion paint.
00:34:51Dropping Sally off at school, Mum?
00:34:53There's nothing we can do, is there?
00:34:55No, thank you, dear. Mind how you go.
00:34:57Bye.
00:34:59Just give us a few minutes to set.
00:35:01All right. We'll tidy up.
00:35:03All right.
00:35:12It's them!
00:35:14They'll find Daddy in there!
00:35:16Oh, no, they won't.
00:35:31What happened?
00:35:33Don't know. Keeps doing that.
00:35:36What happened?
00:35:38Don't know. Keeps doing it.
00:35:46Daddy! Daddy, they're here!
00:35:48Where?
00:35:50Well, Mike's delaying them, but I don't know how long he can hold them.
00:35:52Oh, let go. Grab that.
00:35:54Here it is.
00:35:56Quick, Sally!
00:35:59Get the paint.
00:36:01Put it on there.
00:36:03Put it on there.
00:36:05That's it.
00:36:09Get your paint!
00:36:11Oh, Sally!
00:36:26Sorry, Steve.
00:36:28We'll start right from the beginning.
00:36:30Go!
00:36:34Oh, dear.
00:36:38No, no, no! Just hold it!
00:36:40Don't pull it!
00:36:45Never mind about starting it.
00:36:47Just push it out of the way.
00:36:49It's right on him.
00:36:51Come on, we haven't got all day.
00:36:56Oh, come on!
00:37:00Get in!
00:37:03Get in!
00:37:11Have you got the handbrake on?
00:37:13What?
00:37:15Try the starter, mate.
00:37:19That, I imagine, is the handbrake.
00:37:21Oh, yes.
00:37:23Sorry.
00:37:26Now try.
00:37:30It might help if you steered straight.
00:37:33Has his steering gone?
00:37:35I don't know if it's the steering or him.
00:37:37My God, it's falling to bits.
00:37:40Hurry up, Steve.
00:37:42That's lovely.
00:37:44Turn it over.
00:37:46Leave it.
00:37:48Sally, grab on to that.
00:37:50That's it.
00:37:55Give me some more paint.
00:37:57Ah!
00:37:59Ah!
00:38:01Steve, I'll do it.
00:38:03Don't panic.
00:38:05Just leave it to me.
00:38:11Oh, Sally!
00:38:13Go and see if they're coming.
00:38:17Come on, get out of it.
00:38:19Let me do it.
00:38:22The furniture van's in the car.
00:38:25Push!
00:38:27Push!
00:38:32They've had a collision!
00:38:34Not Mike's car?
00:38:35Yes, but Mike wasn't driving.
00:38:37Who was it?
00:38:38Nobody.
00:38:39Nobody?
00:38:40Yes, you see, what happened was...
00:38:41All right, all right, never mind.
00:38:42Tell us later.
00:38:43Here, open this tin of paint.
00:38:45Very nasty.
00:38:48All right, then.
00:38:50Who's the driver of this vehicle?
00:38:52Nobody.
00:38:53You was driving it.
00:38:54Not when it hit that car, I wasn't.
00:38:56Who was driving, then?
00:39:09And who are you?
00:39:11Ah, we're from next door.
00:39:13And what are you doing here?
00:39:14Yes, well, we've come to...
00:39:17Help you.
00:39:18Help me?
00:39:19Yes, help you move in.
00:39:21Put up the garden rails and pictures.
00:39:23Yes, do a bit of painting.
00:39:24Or wallpapering, or fix the carpets, or...
00:39:27That's most kind of you, but I'm sure we shall manage.
00:39:29We're very well organised.
00:39:30Oh, well, in that case, we'll go.
00:39:44This man came into my house and pulled the wall down.
00:39:58No, no, no.
00:39:59I was repairing it.
00:40:01Never mind about that.
00:40:02Who was driving this car?
00:40:03I was not driving it.
00:40:05I was steering it.
00:40:10Rabbit?
00:40:11Yes?
00:40:12I've got a shed for you.
00:40:13Oh, my God.
00:40:14Next door.
00:40:19This car's not fit to be on the road.
00:40:21It was all right before he bashed it up.
00:40:23Take no notice of anything this young man says, Sergeant.
00:40:26He's not all there.
00:40:28Not all there?
00:40:29This is my son.
00:40:31That does not surprise me in the least.
00:40:36It's all right, everyone.
00:40:37I'm back.
00:40:39I don't know if I should go out there or not.
00:40:41I wouldn't, Mummy.
00:40:42It's complicated enough already.
00:40:46You will, of course, send your account next door.
00:40:48I don't mind where it goes, Gav, so long as it's paid.
00:40:55I am absolutely whacked.
00:40:58Do you realise I haven't slept all night?
00:41:01I've put up enough plaster to cover the Houses of Parliament.
00:41:04I've had to pay Al for fixing that wall next door.
00:41:06I've got a shoe full of paste.
00:41:08Any minute now, we're going to break out in civil war with that fellow next door.
00:41:12Oh, dear.
00:41:15Where are you going?
00:41:24I've cleaned it all.
00:41:25Hasn't it come up nicely?
00:41:26It's all this great monstrous bloody thing's fault.
00:41:29Yes, I know, dear.
00:41:30But it was worth it.
00:41:32Sid!
00:41:35Oh, that's lovely, Jane.
00:41:37But if anybody buys it, I don't know whether I'll put anything.
00:41:43Hello, darling.
00:41:44Hello, Mum.
00:41:45There we are.
00:41:46Now, Dad's going to bring the rest as I'm going off for an interview.
00:41:48Oh, all right, dear.
00:41:50Good luck.
00:41:51Yes, I'll need it. With all the students being home, you're lucky if you can find a job anywhere.
00:41:54Bye-bye, Mum.
00:41:55Bye, dear.
00:42:01Do you like it?
00:42:02Oh, it's lovely, Dad.
00:42:08Hello, darling.
00:42:09Hello, Mum.
00:42:13Nice.
00:42:16Oh, it's a lovely garden.
00:42:18Yes, dear, isn't it?
00:42:20What are the neighbours like?
00:42:22Of course, the house isn't quite straight yet.
00:42:24No, I said, what are the neighbours like?
00:42:26Come and have a look upstairs, Kate.
00:42:28Why?
00:42:30They're not upstairs, are they?
00:42:32Oh, dear.
00:42:33The neighbours?
00:42:34She might as well know.
00:42:35She'll find out soon enough.
00:42:36The ones on that side are absolutely appalling.
00:42:38Especially that boy, mind you.
00:42:39He's not all there, you know.
00:42:40Why?
00:42:41What does he do?
00:42:42Nothing.
00:42:43Doesn't seem to work at all.
00:42:44Just loafs about all day, pulling old cars to bits.
00:42:46He's a layabout.
00:42:47Well, we don't really know that, dear.
00:42:49He might be a student like Kate.
00:42:51Student, my foot.
00:42:52The boy's an idiot.
00:42:53Any idiot can do it.
00:42:55All the grubbers in here are ready cooped.
00:42:57All you have to do is warm up.
00:43:00All the grubbers in here are ready cooped.
00:43:02All you have to do is warm it up in here.
00:43:06Apart from eggs and hamburgers.
00:43:09What about eggs and hamburgers?
00:43:11I'll show you.
00:43:14You fry them on hot plate.
00:43:16Now, every two hours, you change the music on tape recorder.
00:43:21Anything else?
00:43:22Yes.
00:43:23Look, if you've got no job to do, wash your hands.
00:43:25Now, the customers always like to see it.
00:43:27It shows cleanliness.
00:43:29Well, the plumbing's up the spout again.
00:43:30But, look, never mind.
00:43:31You just meck out as though you're washing them like this.
00:43:34Now, then, you got it?
00:43:35Yes, I think so.
00:43:36Right.
00:43:37Oh, um, is there a staff room?
00:43:39A staff room?
00:43:41Yes, you know, a thing with a...
00:43:43Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:44But there's one in pub up road, and we allow you six minutes.
00:43:46And that includes two minutes to get there and two to get back.
00:43:50Right, get that lot on.
00:43:52Come on, men.
00:43:53Let's be having you.
00:43:55Oh, it's time we were opening.
00:43:57Come on.
00:43:59Come on.
00:44:10Egg hamburger and chips for five.
00:44:16Double cheeseburger, egg and chips.
00:44:23Where's my friend to go to call me chips?
00:44:25Look, give us a chance.
00:44:26I've only got one pair of hands.
00:44:29Come on.
00:44:50Oh, it's slavery being a cook.
00:44:52Slavery.
00:44:54I'm glad you realise it.
00:44:56Were you good when I was your age, matey?
00:44:58From six in the morning till ten at night.
00:45:01Very comical.
00:45:02What time do you start?
00:45:03Half past nine.
00:45:04Good.
00:45:05Just give me time to help me put that roofing felt on the ship.
00:45:07Haven't you got any calls this morning?
00:45:09Not a lot past ten.
00:45:10Where's Sally got to?
00:45:12Her breakfast's getting all grizzled up.
00:45:14She's on the phone.
00:45:15She's always on the phone.
00:45:16Well, Moira, you have to make the decision.
00:45:18Which is more important,
00:45:20saving the world from pollution
00:45:22or going out shopping with your mother?
00:45:24Mum says your breakfast is getting grizzled up.
00:45:26I'll be in in ten seconds.
00:45:28You have exactly ten seconds to decide, Moira.
00:45:31But remember, the action committee are depending on you.
00:45:34Sally, do you want your breakfast or don't you?
00:45:37Yes, I'm coming, Mummy.
00:45:39Well, Moira, are you with us or aren't you?
00:45:43Right, ten fifteen.
00:45:45I'll make it ten fourteen.
00:45:47It's ten fifteen, Sally.
00:45:48I'm not waiting any longer.
00:45:50Here she is now.
00:45:52Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
00:45:54All right, I'll pay.
00:46:25Come on, everyone.
00:46:30Give us that phone.
00:46:31Right, you take the back seat.
00:46:33Right, you help me carry the sack.
00:46:35Come on, then.
00:46:41Out of the way.
00:46:44Thank you for the order, Mr Jones.
00:46:46You're very welcome.
00:46:48I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:46:50I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:46:52Thank you for the order, Mr Jones.
00:46:54You're very welcome.
00:47:06Protect the environment.
00:47:08No more non-disposable containers.
00:47:10No more non-disposable containers.
00:47:12No more non-disposable containers.
00:47:15No more non-disposable containers.
00:47:17No more non-disposable containers.
00:47:19That's your daughter, isn't it?
00:47:21Sort of.
00:47:22Well, you know what these kids are.
00:47:24Anything for a laugh.
00:47:25Won't affect the order, will it?
00:47:27What order?
00:47:51What order?
00:48:18One moment.
00:48:20Stick to your property, I'll stick to mine.
00:48:31Liz, I say, Liz.
00:48:33Carol, just a minute.
00:48:38What?
00:48:40The lady ordered Alabama apple pie,
00:48:43but you brought her Mississippi angel cake.
00:48:45So what?
00:48:47But she doesn't want it, that's what.
00:48:49Right.
00:48:51Well, you have it.
00:49:03It's not the labor exchange.
00:49:06Must you get a job right away, dear?
00:49:08You've only just got home.
00:49:09I need the cash, Mum.
00:49:11What'll you do?
00:49:12Oh, anything.
00:49:13It's only for a few weeks.
00:49:20How do I look?
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:24What did you say your name was?
00:49:25Kate.
00:49:26Ah, welcome to the galley, Kate.
00:49:29Take my advice.
00:49:30Whatever you do, don't eat the food here.
00:49:32I've already decided that.
00:49:34Wise girl.
00:49:42Do you see it?
00:49:43I don't know.
00:49:44It's a bit dark.
00:49:47Tea, Sid?
00:49:50I went to another jumble sale.
00:49:52There wasn't much there.
00:49:54Good.
00:49:55I bought you a nice hat.
00:49:56For two bob.
00:49:58It's a Panama hat.
00:50:00Thank you, but I do not want a Panama hat.
00:50:02There are many things in this world I do want,
00:50:04and a Panama hat is not one of them.
00:50:07I thought you could wear it in the garden.
00:50:10Oh, Sid, she said she was sorry.
00:50:13Sorry?
00:50:15Sorry?
00:50:16I nearly lost that order.
00:50:17Could have cost me 300 quid.
00:50:19She didn't know.
00:50:21All right, say it.
00:50:23I'm the cause of the row.
00:50:24Sally, go back to your room.
00:50:26Just because I stand up for what I believe in,
00:50:28just because I stand up for what's right,
00:50:30just because I stand up...
00:50:31If I have any more of that, you'll stand up, all right?
00:50:33You'll stand up because you won't be able to sit down.
00:50:35Go on, then.
00:50:36Hit me.
00:50:37Hit me.
00:50:38That's all your generation understands.
00:50:39Physical violence.
00:50:42Oh, God, Blimey, what's the use?
00:50:44I'm going to go mow the lawn.
00:50:46Would it do you good in the garden?
00:50:48You can wear your new hat.
00:51:12It would be.
00:51:18There you go.
00:51:31I'm going to go mow the lawn.
00:51:33You can wear your new hat.
00:51:35You can wear your new hat.
00:51:37You can wear your new hat.
00:51:39You can wear your new hat.
00:51:41You can wear your new hat.
00:51:43You can wear your new hat.
00:52:09Such confidence.
00:52:13Oi!
00:52:15You have got my hat on.
00:52:17You are very mistaken.
00:52:19I have got my hat on.
00:52:21Where's mine, then?
00:52:23I've no idea.
00:52:25It was hanging on this tree.
00:52:27So was mine.
00:52:31You have stolen my hat!
00:52:33You have stolen my hat!
00:52:35You have stolen my hat!
00:52:37You have stolen my hat!
00:52:39You have stolen my hat!
00:52:41You have stolen my hat!
00:52:43Give it back!
00:52:45Oi, po-face!
00:52:49You're a crook, a thief, that's what you are!
00:52:51Sid!
00:52:53What are you doing?
00:52:55He has stolen my hat.
00:52:57Stolen your hat?
00:52:59Yes.
00:53:01Well, I didn't think you liked it.
00:53:03That is not the point.
00:53:05Excuse me.
00:53:07You did what?
00:53:09But that is not the point.
00:53:11How did he get it?
00:53:13I suppose he bought it at the giant sale.
00:53:15It was at the local church.
00:53:17Oh, my God, that's him.
00:53:19Oh, good. Well, you can give it back and apologize.
00:53:21Certainly not.
00:53:23Ronald!
00:53:25Give me that hat back!
00:53:27It's his property now.
00:53:29I don't care, Vera.
00:53:31I will not apologize to him.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:35Shove it up your Panama Canal.
00:53:37What happened?
00:53:39I told him he could keep it.
00:54:07Oh, my God.
00:54:37Oh.
00:54:39My feet are killing me.
00:54:43I wonder if the last bus has gone.
00:54:45I can give you a lift if you like.
00:54:47Now, that's a very welcome offer.
00:54:49Where do you live?
00:54:51Not far.
00:54:53I know a shortcut, across the common.
00:54:55Oh, do you now?
00:54:57Well, I don't happen to live that way.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:01Well, we'll go across the common first
00:55:03and then you can direct me from there.
00:55:05Then you can direct me from there.
00:55:13You'll see they've loaded all their junk down here.
00:55:15Jim put that in when I wasn't looking.
00:55:17It won't happen again, I promise you.
00:55:19Here.
00:55:21Look at this, Sid.
00:55:23E. Winemaking and E. Rifkemaking.
00:55:25Jim bought that for me at the sale.
00:55:27I haven't had a chance to look at it yet.
00:55:29Oh, it's an old book, mate.
00:55:31Publift, 1805.
00:55:33Is Keith playing you up?
00:55:35No. Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:37It's the printing.
00:55:39The old-fashioned printing.
00:55:41Here's a drawing of Ireland Pot still.
00:55:43Very interesting.
00:55:47Come on, anyone can make a still.
00:55:49There's nothing to it.
00:55:51Yeah, well, why don't they?
00:55:53Because making whisky's illegal, isn't it?
00:55:55Yes, I suppose it is.
00:55:57Mind you, I suppose it's only illegal
00:55:59under certain conditions.
00:56:01If they find out about it.
00:56:05Yeah, you'd have to be careful where you did it.
00:56:07If you did it.
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:11You want somewhere quiet and out of the way.
00:56:13Where the wife wouldn't find out.
00:56:15Exactly.
00:56:17What do you say, Sid?
00:56:19Why not?
00:56:23Oh, so this is what they teach you at art college, is it?
00:56:25Oh, yeah.
00:56:27We have to study anatomy.
00:56:29You've studied quite enough for one night.
00:56:31What's the matter?
00:56:33You know quite well.
00:56:35No, I don't.
00:56:37Now stop it.
00:56:39I'm not doing anything.
00:56:41Now what's the matter?
00:56:43Before it's gone to sleep.
00:56:45Yes, and it's time I joined it.
00:56:47Come on.
00:56:49We don't have to go yet. It's not late.
00:56:51Yes, it is. They'll wonder what's happened to me.
00:56:53Where do you live?
00:56:55Whitby Avenue.
00:56:57Why? We live at number 84.
00:56:59But you can't, Mike.
00:57:01We live at number 86. We've just moved in.
00:57:19If she isn't home soon, I shall go out and look for her.
00:57:21Oh, do stop fussing, dear.
00:57:23Perhaps she's met a boy.
00:57:25Oh, don't talk nonsense, Vera.
00:57:27What sort of boy could she meet in a place like that?
00:57:29Well, she did say something about the cook being rather nice.
00:57:31The cook?
00:57:33Oh, he's not a real cook.
00:57:35He's a student of some kind.
00:57:45No, it's my father's fault.
00:57:47No, Mike, it's mine. I'm sure of it.
00:57:49Well, anyway,
00:57:51the way things are, it might be as well not to say anything for a while.
00:57:53Perhaps you're right.
00:57:55And when we're not working,
00:57:57we can always meet in secret at the end of the garden.
00:58:15Oh, Dan, who's that?
00:58:17Oh, hello, Alf.
00:58:19I've just dropped this off for Trevor.
00:58:21I've just dropped this off for Trevor.
00:58:23It's as good as new, come out of the house at Wembley.
00:58:25What's he want it for?
00:58:27It's an hot water tank.
00:58:29But we've got one.
00:58:31Oh, yeah, could you have put it in myself, didn't I?
00:58:33Yeah.
00:58:35Yeah, that's right.
00:58:37Well, perhaps he wants another one.
00:58:39It's only two quid, there's no hurry.
00:58:41Oh, I can't stop now, love.
00:58:43I've got to get the house a-needling and the water's pouring in
00:58:45and the whole family will drown if I don't get there quick.
00:58:47I'll see you.
00:58:49Where's the wine in?
00:58:51Doesn't that make the wine taste funny?
00:58:53No, no, no, it's what they call the Costa Brava method.
00:58:55Do you remember we spent a week out there
00:58:57where one of those Spanish waiters told me
00:58:59they always make their wine in copper hot water tanks?
00:59:01No wonder we could never get a bath.
00:59:15He's like this again.
00:59:17Every Sunday morning.
00:59:19He has got the silencer fixed.
00:59:21Well, all he has got fixed.
00:59:23Well, now that he's working, he doesn't have much chance.
00:59:25I, uh...
00:59:27I suppose you wouldn't like to look at it for him.
00:59:29I'll look at it for him.
00:59:31With a sledgehammer.
00:59:47Here you are, Dad.
00:59:49Thank you, Kate.
00:59:51It's the girl from the cafe.
00:59:55Mike!
00:59:57Mike!
00:59:59What?
01:00:01I've seen her.
01:00:03Oh! Seen who?
01:00:05Kate!
01:00:07Mike, she can't really be their daughter, can she?
01:00:09Yes, she is. Now, if you say a word, I'll kill you.
01:00:11Oh, I won't say anything.
01:00:13I quite like her.
01:00:15But what will happen when Daddy finds out?
01:00:17None of his business. I'm not frightened of Dad.
01:00:19What about her, Dad?
01:00:21Ah, yes.
01:00:23Well, we'll, uh...
01:00:25deal with that when we come to it.
01:00:27Oh!
01:00:29That's it.
01:00:37Here you are, Sid.
01:00:39Ah.
01:00:41Well,
01:00:43it ought to work, theoretically.
01:00:45Yes, provided we get enough heat out of these two emulsionators.
01:00:47Yeah, but with no thermostats on,
01:00:49it's just going to get hotter and hotter, isn't it?
01:00:51Well, it should do.
01:00:53Yeah, turning the barley water into steam,
01:00:55which goes through the coils
01:00:57where the cold water condenses it in the whiskey.
01:00:59I mean, that's it, isn't it, theoretically?
01:01:01Yeah, theoretically.
01:01:03Well, quite likely we'll try, won't we?
01:01:05No.
01:01:07I mean, after all,
01:01:09what can happen?
01:01:11It can bloody blow up, mate. That's what can happen.
01:01:13Look, Sid,
01:01:15we don't have to stay in here with it, do we?
01:01:17You're right.
01:01:19We can switch it off in the garage.
01:01:21We'll give it half an hour, see what happens.
01:01:23Right.
01:01:33Two-five-four-three.
01:01:35Could I speak to Miss Kate Baines, please?
01:01:37I'm sorry, who do you wish to speak to?
01:01:39Miss Kate Baines?
01:01:41Kate?
01:01:43Oh, Kate, yes.
01:01:45Who is this speaking?
01:01:47This is one of her colleagues from the quick snack cafe.
01:01:49It's urgent.
01:01:51Just one moment.
01:01:55It's for you.
01:01:57Who is it?
01:01:59One of your colleagues from that cafe.
01:02:01She says it's urgent.
01:02:03You're being strangled.
01:02:07Hello?
01:02:09Are you free to talk?
01:02:11Yes. Who is it?
01:02:13This is Mike's sister, Sally.
01:02:15But don't worry, I'm on your side.
01:02:17Oh.
01:02:19Yes. Is anything wrong?
01:02:21No. Mike says he's got the car fixed
01:02:23and can you meet me in Montrose Avenue at two?
01:02:25Yes, OK. Is he there?
01:02:27Well, no. He's still working on the car,
01:02:29but it will be fixed by two.
01:02:31Bye. Bye-bye.
01:02:33And don't worry, you can rely on me.
01:02:35I shan't let you down.
01:02:41How long do you make it?
01:02:43Twenty-five minutes.
01:02:45That's what I make it.
01:02:55All right.
01:02:57Leave it to us. We'll hang it up for you.
01:02:59Hang it up for you?
01:03:01The washing? We're not doing anything, are we, Trev?
01:03:03No.
01:03:05Well, if you're not doing anything,
01:03:07could you look at the washing machine?
01:03:09Yes, well, we'll do it after.
01:03:11After what?
01:03:13After we hang up the washing.
01:03:15There you are, then.
01:03:17Yes, well, we'll do it in a minute.
01:03:19Why can't you do it now?
01:03:21No reason, really.
01:03:29Oh, Sid!
01:03:31Yes?
01:03:33Don't forget the washing machine.
01:03:35The water doesn't run into it properly.
01:03:37And if it heats up with no water in it,
01:03:39then the man says it can blow up.
01:03:41Sid! Huh?
01:03:43We didn't put any barley water in it.
01:03:45I know.
01:03:47Water!
01:03:49What are you doing?
01:03:51Sid!
01:03:53We didn't put any barley water in it.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:57What are you doing?
01:04:03Sid!
01:04:05Stop it!
01:04:07Come on!
01:04:13Look at that!
01:04:17Get up!
01:04:19Get down!
01:04:27Get down!
01:04:41Is this yours?
01:04:45No.
01:04:47Then would you mind telling me where it came from?
01:04:51Perhaps it fell off a zeppelin.
01:04:57I'm off, Mum.
01:04:59You look very nice, dear.
01:05:01Who is it?
01:05:03Oh, just a boy I know.
01:05:05Is it that student from the cafe?
01:05:07Yes.
01:05:09Why don't you ask him round?
01:05:11Oh, well, perhaps I will one day.
01:05:13Bye!
01:05:27Where shall we be?
01:05:29Wherever you like.
01:05:33Er...
01:05:35How about, er...
01:05:37Brighton?
01:05:39Brighton? Will you make it?
01:05:41My dear girl, this car has been to Afghanistan and back.
01:05:43Oh.
01:05:47Oh!
01:05:57Sid?
01:05:59I've never heard of boiling up wine
01:06:01to make it ferment quicker.
01:06:03I keep telling you, it wasn't supposed to boil.
01:06:05The immersion heater went wrong.
01:06:07But you hadn't got any wine in the tank.
01:06:09There was something else that went wrong and all.
01:06:11Trevor thought I'd filled it and I thought he'd filled it.
01:06:13Sid?
01:06:15If you boil wine up,
01:06:17doesn't it turn into brandy?
01:06:19Pardon?
01:06:21Brandy.
01:06:23I hadn't thought of that.
01:06:25Well, in my opinion,
01:06:27if you take some wine...
01:06:29Who the hell can that be?
01:06:31Oh, Mike's not in yet.
01:06:33I hope he's all right.
01:06:35Yes, I've tried that as well, Dad,
01:06:37but it still won't work.
01:06:41Have you got enough to ring your mum?
01:06:43Just about.
01:06:45All right. Where are you?
01:06:47We're on the A23, just outside Brighton.
01:06:49Brighton?
01:06:51Just outside.
01:06:53Brighton?
01:06:55God knows in that thing.
01:06:57Can't he find a garage?
01:06:59He only had ten pence and he used that to phone us.
01:07:01How's he going to get home?
01:07:03How do you think?
01:07:07No, I'm not worried, dear,
01:07:09so long as I know you're all right.
01:07:11When will you be in?
01:07:13Well, what's happened to her?
01:07:15The car's broken down. Yes, dear.
01:07:17Whose car?
01:07:19That boy from the cafe, the student.
01:07:21I'll get that for you. Let me speak to her.
01:07:23Hello? Hello?
01:07:25Hello? Kate?
01:07:27The pips have gone.
01:07:29You may go to bed if you want to, dear.
01:07:31I intend to see this student cook
01:07:33when he brings her home.
01:07:35If he ever does bring her home.
01:07:39What time is it?
01:07:41Nearly five.
01:07:43There's not much on the road.
01:07:45She'll be here in a minute.
01:07:47Mike? Yeah?
01:07:49Can you tell him?
01:07:51Tell him what? About us.
01:07:53Oh, not now.
01:07:55Let's wait until he's in a good mood, eh?
01:08:13This is Kate, Dan.
01:08:15How do you do?
01:08:17I'm awfully sorry you had to come out.
01:08:19Think nothing of it.
01:08:21Did you bring the tow rope?
01:08:23Would you like to get out now too, love?
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:27But does she have to? It's pouring with rain.
01:08:29Does she want to get home? Yes.
01:08:31But if you're towing me...
01:08:33I am not towing that thin in this kind of weather.
01:08:35But I can't leave it.
01:08:37I can.
01:08:39I won't leave it.
01:08:41Stay in it.
01:08:43I'll forward your mail.
01:08:47Get in.
01:08:59Where does Kate live?
01:09:01Oh, er, not far from you.
01:09:03If you just drop me at this corner.
01:09:17I'm back, Dad.
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:21Oh, where is he, then?
01:09:23Who?
01:09:25This chap you were with.
01:09:27Did he bring you home?
01:09:29Yes, of course, Dad.
01:09:31But he's gone now. Good night.
01:09:39Oh!
01:09:41Oh!
01:09:43Oh!
01:09:45Oh, God!
01:09:47What's she like?
01:09:49Who? The girl. How do I know?
01:09:51You must have seen her.
01:09:53Oh, yeah. She seemed all right.
01:09:55I didn't take much notice.
01:09:57She must be the one from the cafe. Yeah, probably.
01:09:59Mike seems very fond of her.
01:10:01Hmm.
01:10:03I wonder why he doesn't bring her home. Hmm.
01:10:07What did you say, darling? I couldn't hear you.
01:10:09SNORING
01:10:15SNORING
01:10:25Right, that's it. Let's turn her off.
01:10:27You see it? Yeah.
01:10:29In the garage. Eh? Oh, yeah.
01:10:37We'll give her a few minutes to cool off, right?
01:10:39Right.
01:10:45Ha-ha-ha!
01:10:47Pure brandy.
01:10:49Pure rhubarb brandy.
01:10:51Sid, I don't suppose anyone's ever
01:10:53made rhubarb brandy before.
01:10:55Well, if they have, I've never had that.
01:10:57This bottle is quite clear. Look at that.
01:10:59That's it.
01:11:01Could you turn it off, Sid?
01:11:03Gentlemen!
01:11:07Yeah, well, it hasn't matured yet,
01:11:09has it?
01:11:11No.
01:11:15Oh,
01:11:17you stripped that chair then.
01:11:19Yes, my husband got me some stuff.
01:11:21Caustic soda?
01:11:23I don't know what it was, but it's marvellous.
01:11:25It took four coats of paint off in no time.
01:11:27Ooh.
01:11:29Ask him to get some for me, would you?
01:11:31All right.
01:11:37How much is that?
01:11:39The fish? No, the figure.
01:11:41Oh, I get a very big call on fish.
01:11:45Fifteen.
01:11:47Oh, no thanks.
01:11:51Hello.
01:12:01How much is this?
01:12:03Ten.
01:12:07You live next door, don't you? Yes, that's right.
01:12:09All right.
01:12:11Seven. Oh, no, I couldn't.
01:12:13I mean, are you sure?
01:12:15Special price for neighbours. Oh, thanks.
01:12:17You must come in sometime
01:12:19and have a cup of tea. I'd love to.
01:12:21She seems awfully nice.
01:12:23Yes, possibly she is.
01:12:25But for heaven's sake, don't get friendly with them.
01:12:27We don't want them in here.
01:12:29Ronald, dear, I shall be friendly
01:12:31with whom I please. All right.
01:12:33So long as you don't bring him in here.
01:12:35Or that ghastly son of theirs.
01:12:37Haven't seen him lately, have you?
01:12:39No. Probably in prison.
01:12:43Come on.
01:12:57Double egg and chips.
01:12:59I love you.
01:13:01Double cheeseburger and chips.
01:13:03I love you too.
01:13:13She's out with him every night
01:13:15and we still haven't seen him.
01:13:17If you ask me, there's something fishy about him.
01:13:19He's probably married.
01:13:21Well, we could always go along to the cafe
01:13:23and take a look at him.
01:13:25Now, that, Vera, is a very good idea.
01:13:27Where's that row coming from?
01:13:29Oh, it's next door. I think they're having a party.
01:13:43Ham, chicken or pressed beef?
01:13:45I'm sorry, I don't eat the flesh of animal corpses.
01:13:47Sorry.
01:13:59Happy birthday, darling.
01:14:01Oh, Daddy, thank you.
01:14:03Here we are.
01:14:05Happy birthday.
01:14:07Happy birthday.
01:14:09Happy birthday.
01:14:13Here we are.
01:14:31I couldn't stand that racket down there.
01:14:33I had to come up here for a couple of minutes.
01:14:35I don't blame you.
01:14:37It's only just started.
01:14:39Look, why don't we go out for a snack?
01:14:41Sully won't mind, will she?
01:14:43Mind? She won't even notice we've gone.
01:14:45Right. Let's go to that place where Mike works
01:14:47and you can have a look at his girlfriend.
01:14:49All right, then.
01:15:03Mike! Mum and Dad!
01:15:09Hello.
01:15:31Hello.
01:15:33Who's there?
01:15:36That's the, er...
01:15:38the short order cook.
01:15:40Yes, he is, isn't he?
01:15:57Kate, could you take over here for a minute?
01:16:05What's up with you, then?
01:16:07Er, cramp.
01:16:09Cramp?
01:16:11Yes, in my legs.
01:16:13I often get it and then they give way on me.
01:16:15Try standing up.
01:16:17No, I can't.
01:16:19I'll lie down.
01:16:21If I lie down, it goes.
01:16:23The last fella had a favour
01:16:25and he kept sneezing over all the hamburgers.
01:16:27Give me that.
01:16:29Ow!
01:16:31Lie over there, out of the road.
01:16:33Out of the road!
01:16:39Alabama chicken and chips,
01:16:41two cheeseburgers and a woofer.
01:16:43Woofer?
01:16:45Hot dog.
01:16:47That can't be him, can it?
01:16:49Ask her.
01:16:53That's not him, is it?
01:16:55The student?
01:16:57Oh, no, he's the boss.
01:16:59He's relieving him.
01:17:01Are you any better?
01:17:07Oh, no!
01:17:09Worse!
01:17:11Oh, bloody hell.
01:17:19You don't mind if we should eat, do you?
01:17:21Not in the least, we're leaving.
01:17:23But, Ronald, we haven't eaten yet.
01:17:25All the more reason to leave.
01:17:27I can't see Mike, can you?
01:17:29Are you looking for someone?
01:17:31Yes, our son.
01:17:33He's working here,
01:17:35but only during the holidays.
01:17:37He's a student.
01:17:45What's happened to him?
01:17:47Crump.
01:17:49What are you doing about it?
01:17:51It's all right, Dad.
01:17:53What's wrong with him?
01:17:55Crump.
01:17:57What's he got to do with you?
01:17:59Hang on a minute.
01:18:01He might know something about first aid.
01:18:03I'm not here to assist him.
01:18:05I'm here to warn him.
01:18:07He is not to see my daughter again.
01:18:09Your daughter? I didn't know you had a daughter.
01:18:11Oh, please don't make a fuss, Daddy.
01:18:13How could you do this to us?
01:18:15How?
01:18:17Get out of it, the lot of you!
01:18:19Is this his daughter?
01:18:21Yes, but it's none of your business.
01:18:23It is my business, and I'm trying to run it.
01:18:25Go back to that cash desk.
01:18:27Don't you dare speak to my daughter like that.
01:18:29I'll speak how I bloody like.
01:18:37Sorry, it was an accident.
01:18:45Give over, you bloody maniac!
01:18:47Hang on, wait a minute.
01:18:49Don't do that.
01:18:51Give me a cloth.
01:18:53Dear, do you think we should do something?
01:18:57No.
01:18:59Let's keep out of it.
01:19:17Somebody get the police, quick!
01:19:23I knew we'd get away with it.
01:19:25We should never have been arrested.
01:19:27Exactly.
01:19:29I still think we could sue them for wrongful arrest.
01:19:31Of course we could.
01:19:33But that's not bother.
01:19:35No.
01:19:37We've still got this other business to sort out.
01:19:39Your son and Kate.
01:19:41Yes.
01:19:43Then let's pop inside and discuss it, shall we?
01:19:45That's a very good idea, Ron.
01:19:47Ronald, Sidney.
01:19:49Call me Ronald.
01:19:51Ronald.
01:19:59And so, after a long discussion,
01:20:01Sidney and I have decided
01:20:03we have no objection to you
01:20:05becoming engaged to Michael.
01:20:07Unofficially, of course.
01:20:09And then, after a year or so,
01:20:11if you still decide you want to go through with it...
01:20:13Yes, dear, it's in August.
01:20:15What is?
01:20:17The wedding.
01:20:21Pity it won't be ready for the wedding.
01:20:23We are not catching a drop of that
01:20:25until it's matured.
01:20:27You saw what he did to the varnish?
01:20:29Yes.
01:20:31Come on.
01:20:33Ah, Sidney.
01:20:35Hello, Ralph.
01:20:37Ronald.
01:20:39Yes, Ronald.
01:20:41I came to see about...
01:20:43I can smell it again.
01:20:45Smell what?
01:20:47Distillery fumes.
01:20:49Well, perhaps they've opened a new distillery around here somewhere.
01:20:51Oh, no, no, no.
01:20:53If they were, I'd soon know about it. It's my job to know.
01:20:55What is it you do exactly? I know you're some kind of civil servant.
01:20:57Customs and excise.
01:20:59I'm a collector. It's my job to collect all the duty
01:21:01payable on tobacco and...
01:21:03spirits.
01:21:05Must be very interesting.
01:21:07Yes. Actually, I came to see about the wedding.
01:21:09Yeah, well, why don't we go in the house and talk about it right away?
01:21:11Yes. The pulleys, I think, should be formal.
01:21:13Formal? Definitely formal, by all means. Come on.
01:21:19Mike!
01:21:21Mike! Mike!
01:21:29You look lovely, Daddy.
01:21:31I look like a ripe twit.
01:21:33But the car's here.
01:21:35It's all right. We've got plenty of time.
01:21:37Where's Mike?
01:21:39Probably outside looking at his wedding present.
01:21:41Ha, ha!
01:21:43Oh, I like that.
01:21:45Who sent that?
01:21:47Who do you think?
01:21:49Ah, Jean.
01:21:51Now, if you'd like to go in the car with the bridesmaids...
01:21:53But it's all right. Sid'll take his car.
01:21:55No, no, no, no. We've ample room in the hire cars.
01:21:57Oh, God.
01:21:59What are you up to? You'll get filthy.
01:22:01The battery's flat.
01:22:03You're getting married in half an hour.
01:22:05I still need the car for the honeymoon.
01:22:07Go on, go on.
01:22:09There were definitely four cars ordered.
01:22:11Where's it got to?
01:22:13I don't know.
01:22:15I don't know.
01:22:17I don't know.
01:22:19I don't know.
01:22:21I don't know.
01:22:23I don't know.
01:22:25I don't know.
01:22:27Where's it got to?
01:22:31Mike! You'll be late!
01:22:33Stop panicking, Sarah.
01:22:41Now, then, Kate.
01:22:43To avoid seeing the bridegroom,
01:22:45stay in the house until all the rest have gone.
01:22:47I shall be in the car waiting for you,
01:22:49and the driver will sound his horn twice.
01:22:51Yes, dear.
01:22:57You dismantled it, yeah?
01:22:59Now, what chance have I had?
01:23:01Yeah, but supposing he finds out?
01:23:03Will you stop worrying?
01:23:05He wouldn't nick his daughter's father-in-law, would he?
01:23:07Oh, wouldn't he?
01:23:09He would.
01:23:13Ronald, one of the cars has broken down.
01:23:15Oh, that's ridiculous. Hire cars don't break down.
01:23:17Well, this one has. They're trying to send us another.
01:23:19But there isn't time. Let me speak to them.
01:23:21Hello? This is disgraceful.
01:23:23Absolutely disgraceful.
01:23:25No other word for it. Hello?
01:23:27Hello?
01:23:33No, no, no. I'll take three of them and Jean.
01:23:35No, no. I've organised Jean.
01:23:37She's going with Vera.
01:23:39All right. I'll take Trevor.
01:23:41No, wait. Supposing Trevor takes Mike's car?
01:23:43Trevor can't drive.
01:23:45So supposing he takes my place in the bridegroom's car
01:23:47and Jean can take three of them in Mike's car?
01:23:49Ah, good. I knew we'd get it organised.
01:23:51Come on, Mike. Get in.
01:23:53Come on, Vera. Come on.
01:23:55Mike. Come on.
01:24:03You should have gone in that one.
01:24:05Well, what'll I do?
01:24:07Get in the end one. This one?
01:24:09The end one. Yeah. Go on, get in.
01:24:11Here, wait for me. Here, hold it right there.
01:24:13Go on.
01:24:15No, no, no. In here.
01:24:17Get in.
01:24:19All right, off you go.
01:24:21It won't start.
01:24:23Of course it won't start. It's taking the battery out.
01:24:25You take mine. I'll see if I can start this one.
01:24:27Come on, quick. Come on, Auntie.
01:24:29What's wrong?
01:24:31The battery's on charge in the garage.
01:24:33Then let's get it. Yes, come on.
01:24:35Ted? Yes?
01:24:37Don't worry about Trevor and me. I've rung for a taxi.
01:24:39Trevor's gone.
01:24:41You can come with us.
01:24:51Come on.
01:25:13Well, where's my father?
01:25:15He must have gone in one of the others.
01:25:17Tell me to get in here.
01:25:19Oh, well, as long as he gets there.
01:25:27Get a rag or something to carry it.
01:25:29That's it.
01:25:35The shed!
01:25:41Good God, it's on fire!
01:25:43Come on, leave it!
01:25:45We can't leave it, man. It could set the fence on fire.
01:25:47The house could go. I'll get the hose.
01:25:49But if he didn't come with you, where is he?
01:25:51I don't know.
01:25:53They were coming in Mike's car.
01:25:55Perhaps they couldn't start it.
01:25:57I'll go and ring up.
01:26:01I brought yours.
01:26:03So I see!
01:26:11Don't go too close. You might explode again.
01:26:13What might?
01:26:15I brought the paint stripper.
01:26:17The shed's full of paint stripper.
01:26:19Tell Kate not to worry.
01:26:21Where is she?
01:26:23In the living room.
01:26:25Right. I'll be back.
01:26:29I phoned both houses from the vestry.
01:26:31There's no answer, so they must have left.
01:26:33Don't worry, dear.
01:26:35They'll get here. Don't worry.
01:26:37Who hasn't turned up then? The bridegroom?
01:26:39The bride's father.
01:26:41Well, he don't matter.
01:26:43The bridegroom's here.
01:26:51I wonder where that's going.
01:26:53The vicar says unless we can start right away,
01:26:55you'll have to postpone it.
01:26:57We have another wedding at 11
01:26:59and we have a funeral at half past.
01:27:01We are not postponing it.
01:27:03But you can't get married without your father.
01:27:05He's giving you away.
01:27:07Then somebody else can do it.
01:27:09I'd be happy to do it. Most happy.
01:27:13Kate, you can't.
01:27:15It must be your father.
01:27:17I don't care who gives me away.
01:27:19As long as I get married, please tell them we're ready.
01:27:21Just like her father.
01:27:23Who is he?
01:27:33Can't find Kate and the car's gone.
01:27:35The doctor said she couldn't go without me.
01:27:37Stop giving her away.
01:27:39Don't worry about it. The fire brigade's here.
01:27:43Let's go.
01:28:09Right. Everyone here?
01:28:11No.
01:28:17Thank you, mate.
01:28:19Come on, hurry up.
01:28:27We made it.
01:28:29We made it.
01:28:35Hold it.
01:28:41Hold it.