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00:00But it's late, it's midnight, and I can't find a place to stop it in the mornin'.
00:05After all, tonight is...
00:07Standing Room Only!
00:10Why don't you stand in line and wait?
00:12To see a show tonight
00:14Where crowds don't even hesitate
00:16It must be first rate
00:18That's why it's got to be
00:21Standing Room Only
00:26Who is it that you'd like to see?
00:28Come on, all you groups, let it be
00:30We're waitin' for such a novelty
00:32Oh, here's Johnny
00:34What are you standing for?
00:37Standing Room Only
00:42Long live
00:44Groovy
00:46Big Ben
00:48Johnny
00:51And Son-O
00:54Long live
00:56Groovy
00:59And Son-O
01:02We're singing to the best in entertainment
01:09Why don't you stand in line and wait?
01:11To see a show tonight
01:13Where crowds don't even hesitate
01:15It must be first rate
01:17That's why it's got to be
01:20Standing Room Only
01:26Standing Room Only
01:31Yeah!
01:39Take us all back to the front of the room
01:42Where you can see as many heads as on the bill
01:45I'd love to see Big Cabaret
01:48Or Eddie Cantor
01:50Listen to us sing
01:56It's 1912
01:57Eddie Cantor
01:58And Big Cabaret
01:59On Bill
02:02If you knew Susie
02:04Like I know Susie
02:06Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
02:09But not so classy
02:11As this fair lassie
02:13Oh, oh, oh, my goodness, what a jazzy
02:16Jazzy feet like Friday
02:18She didn't walk from the country
02:21I'm the one that had to walk
02:23If you knew Susie
02:25Like I know Susie
02:27Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
02:32Ah, she's making eyes at me
02:35Ah, she's awful nice to me
02:38Ah, she's almost breaking my heart
02:42She's besides me
02:44She let his arms sky-high fall
02:46He wants to marry me
02:49He's my honey
02:52Every minute he is over
02:54He's leaning on my shoulder
02:56Ah, he's in love with me
03:02Who would think that if it's tricky to say
03:04With Eddie Cantor and his crew in the Kid Cabaret
03:07Or if it's tasteful vodka where you're looking for answers
03:09See the cakewalking act of the Newcastle dancers
03:20Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime gal
03:23Send me a kiss, my wife, baby, my heart's on fire
03:27If you're with me, honey, with me, then you'll be left alone
03:30Take each elbow and tell me I'm your own
03:39Take each elbow and tell me I'm your own
03:42Take each elbow and tell me I'm your own
03:45Take each elbow and tell me I'm your own
03:48Take each elbow and tell me I'm your own
04:02Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Snoggle, let himself Jimmy the Rampage!
04:09Hink, a-dink-a-doo, a-dink-a-dee, a-dink-a-doo
04:16Oh, what a zoo for a crew, dink
04:23Hink, a-dink-a-doo, a-dink-a-dee, a-dink-a-doo
04:30It's got the whole world to lose, dink
04:36Hink, a-dink-a-doo, a-dink-a-dee, a-dink-a-doo
04:43Simply means dink, a-dink-a-dee, a-dink-a-doo
04:56It's all back to the bottom crew
04:59Where you can see as many answers on the playroom
05:03So if you know a word, until you have seen
05:06All the programs in a bar, little routine
05:14It's your lucky night, folks
05:16Live on our stage, now entertaining the family of performers
05:19The Co-Hits!
05:21H-A-R-R-I-G-A-N spells Harriet
05:28Proud of all the Irish blood that's in me
05:31Give them a bang and say the word again, me
05:35H-A-R-R-I-G-A-N, you'll see
05:41It's a name that a shame never had
05:44It's a name that's Harriet, that's me
05:49Applause
05:56I'm a Yankee Doodle, baby
05:59A Yankee Doodle, we were proud
06:02A wayward wife, and we loved my uncle's dad
06:05For a good point of July
06:08I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
06:12She's my Yankee Doodle toy
06:15Yankee Doodle, Yankee Doodle, I'm just a ride or go
06:18I am a Yankee Doodle boy
06:25I'm a Yankee Doodle, baby
06:30A Yankee Doodle, you and I
06:37A wayward wife, and we loved my uncle's dad
06:40For a good point of July
06:44I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
06:47She's my Yankee Doodle toy
06:50Yankee Doodle, Yankee Doodle, I'm just a ride or go
06:53I am a Yankee Doodle boy
07:00Applause
07:14Vaudeville, wow, it must have been great to be an audience member
07:17During those great days of live entertainment
07:20Oh, I think it was, but isn't it exciting that every night
07:23At dozens of theaters, people continue to buy standing room only tickets
07:26To see real musical theater
07:28What do you mean?
07:29Well, I mean, on only one street in the world
07:31Can you go see and hear the best entertainers in the world
07:34Sing and dance to the music that has become an important part
07:36Of the American way of life
07:38You mean Fiddler on the Roof?
07:39Yes
07:40You mean Hamilton?
07:41Yes
07:42Of course, I mean Broadway
07:52There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
07:57There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
08:03The cornies and I fell up inside
08:08And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky
08:17Oh, what a beautiful morning
08:21Oh, what a beautiful day
08:25I've got a beautiful feeling
08:29Everything's going my way
08:33Oh, what a beautiful day
08:47Love will bring the pain
08:48Love will bring the pain
08:49Love will bring the pain
08:50Love will bring the pain
08:51Love will bring the pain
08:52It sure smells sweet
08:54When the rain comes
08:55When the rain comes
08:56Riding on the rain
08:57Riding on the rain
08:58Every day
09:00Oh, yes, I know I'm gay
09:03So don't be saying
09:04Don't be saying goodbye
09:05Oklahoma, Oklahoma
09:08O-J-L-A-H-O-K-A-M-O-K-A-H-O-L-A
09:14Yeah!
09:30Kiss today goodbye
09:35Your sweetness and sorrow
09:41Wish me luck the same to you
09:50Won't forget, can't regret
09:53What I did
09:57For what?
10:07Oh, the rain's passing by
10:11I'm gonna go and face
10:13Saturday's highlight
10:15Oh, the rain's passing by
10:19I'm gonna get some light
10:21Back into my life
10:22I'm not any good at it yet
10:26I cut it down low
10:28Just passing my line
10:30With the best of them
10:32With the best of them
10:34I'm gonna hold my head up high
10:38For I'm gonna go again
10:40I'm gonna try again
10:42I'm gonna feel my heart
10:44Woken alive again
10:46People in Parade
10:50People of the parade, rise up high!
10:58That's it, boy!
11:20Alright, good evening everybody.
11:34If you don't know me, my name is Marcelo Garcia and I am the president of this year's third period drama.
11:48You turned my mic off.
11:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:53So, before I get into my very exciting announcements, I want to just commend this class for all the hard work they put in.
11:59Every day they make me so proud.
12:01And, Amy Sr., it's just bittersweet that this is the last first play of the year.
12:05So, how about we just give them a little hand for that.
12:12Now, into some very exciting announcements for all of you.
12:17We ask that you please do not eat or drink anything during the show.
12:20Water is fine, but it has to have a cap on it.
12:23And, we ask you to be courteous to all of our actors tonight.
12:26Please keep your phones on silent and off.
12:28Now, I know there's a lot of family members here and you guys might want to take pictures and videos.
12:31That is totally fine, just keep your flash off.
12:34Now, usually I would say, applause is great, we love applause.
12:39But, applause is not the only thing we welcome you to tonight.
12:42Give me a second, I wasn't prepared for this.
12:50Alright, you all know what you guys came here to see, at least I hope so.
12:54If you're not coming here to support your kids, you came to see a great show, right?
12:59Well, we strongly, strongly, strongly encourage cheering for the actors.
13:03Now, this play was an old English play.
13:06So, a lot of times traditionally, when someone did something of great accomplishment,
13:09they would say, hip hip hooray.
13:11So, I want to say hip hip, I want you guys to say hooray.
13:14Ready? Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
13:20You guys are great at this.
13:22Alright, we also have some court jesters that will be coming out with signs.
13:26So, when they come out with a sign, I would like you to do whatever the sign says,
13:30but the moment the sign goes down, be quiet.
13:32You guys ready?
13:36Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
13:43You guys are great.
13:45And I think the stage is all set, and I think our performers are ready.
13:49So, without further ado, begin your third period.
13:52Robin!
13:54That's the play we're doing.
14:06Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
14:24Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
14:54Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
15:15Attention class, settle down.
15:18Okay guys, we only have three more days of perfect attendance in our drama class
15:22before Mr. Thompson gives us pizza.
15:26Elizabeth, would you please read the role?
15:28I volunteer today.
15:34Okay, today we are going to finish up our monologue performances.
15:37We still have three people who need to perform.
15:39Ally will go first, followed by Cadence, and then Jess.
15:41After that, we'll do some improv. Ally, you're up.
15:52That's a big crowd.
15:58Hi guys, it's tough being up here.
16:05It's hard, you know, right?
16:07I mean, you don't come to think of it, I don't even know why I'm supposed to be up here anyways.
16:14I can't think of anything worse than being up here.
16:17There's nothing worse than being up here.
16:21Okay, well.
16:22If you were strapped to a chair while an evil dentist was drilling holes into your teeth without any novocaine
16:28and sticking ice on them while a prison guard warden was pulling out all your toenails with a pair of pliers,
16:34ugh, that would be worse.
16:36Or, if you were playing with the scalpel and accidentally cut open your chest cavity from staring at the navel
16:43and all your heart and lungs and guts and everything spills out on the street.
16:52And then the truck squashes up again.
16:58But it gets worse.
16:59Parts of your small intestine gets caught on the axle of the truck.
17:04You get dragged 14 miles because the truck driver had 102.7 FM cranked on the radio,
17:14calling some almonds to Salina.
17:18That would be worse.
17:21Or, if you were home alone at night on Friday the 13th and you hear a mysterious knock
17:30and it comes, it's Barney!
17:34That big purple dinosaur guy.
17:39That would get worse.
17:41That would be terrible.
17:43Wow.
17:44You know, cops are big, but I guess it's not that bad being up here.
17:53Okay.
17:54What did you see that you liked?
17:56I thought it was funny when Caden's voice sounded kind of nervous.
18:00Yeah, I liked the way she got faster and slower, louder and softer.
18:04Good comment.
18:05Caden's here next.
18:12I'll be doing a scene from Romeo and Juliet.
18:15Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
18:18Tis not thy name that is my enemy, but what's in a name?
18:22A rose, by any other word, would smell just as sweet.
18:25So Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
18:28I see a connection she owes without that title.
18:31So Romeo, thought thy name, it's one I knew not to love her to be.
18:34Take all my sun.
18:42Great job.
18:43What did you see that you thought was effective?
18:45I thought she was really able to capture a feeling of romance.
18:48She really sounded like she loved me, like, I'm here!
18:53That was actually sick.
18:54Oh, you're just jealous.
18:56Okay, our last monologue before we do some improv will be performed by Jeff.
19:09Probably.
19:11Stage one, Jeff's here.
19:12Hey, that floor is hot.
19:15Anyways.
19:16The king's name is a tower of strength.
19:21And by it, or was it on it?
19:24I think it was someplace near it.
19:26Forget your line?
19:27No, I didn't forget my line.
19:29I just forgot what I was supposed to say, I guess.
19:33Okay, well, we'll try again tomorrow.
19:41Okay class, now it's time for improv.
19:43Some actors use the movements of animals to give them ideas on how to act.
19:47For example, if you're playing the part of a king, you might study a lion's strong, courageous moves.
19:51Or if you're playing the part of a sly, clever man, you might study the movements of a fox.
19:56So today, I'm going to point at someone or a group of people, then they are going to immediately jump up and act like that animal.
20:01Are you guys ready?
20:02Yeah!
20:03You two, ducks.
20:05You, a dog.
20:08You, a monkey.
20:13You, a cow.
20:14Really? A cow?
20:16Why do you always give me the stupid part?
20:19Don't make me be a cow.
20:22I have an idea for improv.
20:23What if we do a player's story that we all know?
20:25Like, Tangled or Cinderella.
20:29Okay, but can we not do a fairytale?
20:30How about like a real historical event?
20:32Robin Hood!
20:34What the hell a fairytale is?
20:38Robin Hood is not a fairytale, but an actual story with actual hoops of poop.
20:43I think it means we're really having fun.
20:45In 1200, King Richard left on a crusade in search of the Holy Grail.
20:49I just so happen to have a picture of it.
20:54While he was away, his evil brother, Prince John, tried to take over the country.
20:59How come all the problems are running in his head?
21:01I don't think it was the problems Prince John wanted.
21:03I think it was the tax money.
21:05Exactly.
21:07Let's do it. I think this could be fun.
21:09I'll be Robin Hood.
21:10I'll be Pink Marion.
21:11I'll be Prince John.
21:12I'll be Prince John.
21:13I could use some tax money.
21:14I'll help you collect it.
21:15Cool, this is a story.
21:16Yeah, I don't want to be a dumb cow or something.
21:20Well, let me see.
21:22You could be Robin, the king of the forest.
21:24You could be Robin, the king of the forest.
21:28Now you need a little job, Robin's best friend.
21:30Someone who is big and brilliant.
21:37You're Tuck, the man of the church, and a pretty girl for Mid Marion.
21:43We steal from the rich, all that we can.
21:45And we steal from the rich, all that we can.
21:48We steal from the rich, all that we can.
21:51And give it to the poor when we are done.
21:57Now we need a sheriff with lock and man.
22:00Some people to be on his side.
22:04You can be Prince John, a brave, brave ruler.
22:06Till there's danger and you're running out of time.
22:12We will be the tale of the mystery who sings this song.
22:17We will be Prince Joseph and how he's in love.
22:21Now we are the people of Miami.
22:24And that's all just what we'll be.
22:28We'll give way to the poor and our friends.
22:30To the rest of the not-forgotten kings.
22:36King Richard, he's off on some dumb crusade.
22:39What a crummy part. I want a big part.
22:42Would you rather be a cow?
22:47Robin Hood and his merry men.
22:53Little John Fred, Tuffy, Meg, Marianne.
22:56And Mitchelton, Prince John, the sheriff and his men.
23:00Townspeople all in place and ready to begin.
23:07Robin Hood.
23:11Robin Hood.
23:13Robin Hood.
23:15Robin Hood.
23:17Robin Hood.
23:19Robin Hood.
23:21Robin Hood.
23:25King Richard's gone on a crusade.
23:28Leaving behind this song.
23:32To the poor and to the freedom.
23:36Life was no longer fun.
23:40Taxes got bigger and bigger.
23:43Soon everybody was poor.
23:47John was raised with lots of love.
23:49Everyone else was hungry and poor.
23:51They'd go to the woods and steal and rob and rob and rob.
23:57Robin Hood.
23:59Robin Hood.
24:01Robin Hood.
24:03Robin Hood.
24:05Robin Hood.
24:07Robin Hood.
24:09Robin Hood.
24:11Robin Hood.
24:13Robin Hood is Tempted And Hooks Again.
24:15Robin Hood is Tempted And Hooks Again.
24:19Brave Robin Hood is the forest.
24:24That's wise and brave and true.
24:28Taking the gold from the wealthy.
24:31Doing the good they could do.
24:36Living free, day by day, no one can be as happy as standing next to the one who's standing next to Robin Hood.
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25:17Hood.
25:19Team One, the village, Rick, New Lover.
25:35Boy, what a joke. Look at these low-class clothes.
25:38Yeah, wouldn't it be great to be Robin Hood?
25:41These high-ball parts aren't that bad, except for broke.
25:44They tax this, they tax that. Prince John and his lousy tax.
25:48Don't look now when you're Prince John's tax collector.
25:51Sheriff, more bad news.
25:53Good day, kind townsfolk. Good day if you have tax money for me.
25:58Please, Sheriff, I need this money to buy food to feed my family.
26:02My dear neighbor, without food, you shall become weak.
26:05And remember, the weak shall inherit the earth. Or something like that.
26:11Good Prince John, nothing but crust.
26:14I heard that, Baker. I happen to know that no one will be buying your breads for the next week.
26:18So you won't be needing your dough. Hand it over.
26:26How about the blacksmith?
26:28I have nothing to give him, Lord. Even my steed has no horseshoes to protect his hooves.
26:32Your shoes will do a fine contribution.
26:35Even the laces?
26:36Hey, you can't do that. That's not nice.
26:40Jeff the King doesn't come on until later. We'll tell you when.
26:45We'll all say, one, two, three, now. And then you'll come along.
26:49One, two, three, now. Big deal.
26:57How about the butcher?
26:59I have no money. Only a few knives and a paper.
27:02They'll do.
27:03But without them, I'll have no way to cut my meats for market.
27:06That is a problem.
27:08I know. I'll take all that worthless meat, too.
27:10What?
27:11Your problems are solved.
27:13Sometimes, I think I'm too good to offer you.
27:15Prince John will be so pleased.
27:17Tax Max!
27:19If you had a pair of shoes, my good sir, I'd cut your tongue out.
27:28Ever since King Rich left, everything's been a shamble. Prince John's so wicked.
27:32You know what? These tempo parts aren't much fun.
27:39Life in Nottingham wasn't very pleasant, happy or relaxing.
27:44Between Prince John and the Wicked Sheriff, life was very taxing.
27:59Life in Nottingham wasn't very pleasant, happy or relaxing.
28:04Between Prince John and the Wicked Sheriff, life was very taxing.
28:14Prince John loves to count his money, then go out and spend it.
28:18He says he can't buy happiness, but he sure as heck can rent it.
28:27See to the castle.
28:34Three thousand seven hundred twenty-four.
28:37Three thousand seven hundred twenty-five.
28:41Prince John!
28:42Not now. Can't you see I'm busy?
28:45Three thousand seven hundred twenty-six.
28:48But I have something for you.
28:50Will thoust please be quiet?
28:52But, sire.
29:00Three hu-
29:03Seven hun-
29:05No, no, no!
29:07You royal raghead! Now his and I must start all over!
29:11It's all right. Daddy's here.
29:14Sire, I collected today's tax money. The people were so cooperative.
29:18I see. I'm nice. But we have a problem.
29:23You mean Robin Hood?
29:24Robin Hood? Oh, Sheriff!
29:27That little sneak is our frightening least.
29:31Here, your highness. It's tea time.
29:33Yes, so it is. Be quick about it.
29:38What's the problem now?
29:40That big brute of a brother of mine is being held captive in Vienna.
29:44And I supposedly want ransom for him?
29:46Precisely.
29:48One hundred thousand pounds. Him and his foul crusades.
29:52Why couldn't he play the piano or collect stamps?
29:56Here are your cookies, sire.
29:57Thank you, my dear. Here you go, Hiss. That's a good sneak.
30:01Oh, brother.
30:02Now those peasantry people of Nottingham, what money raise for Richard's return?
30:07What if we do, Hiss?
30:09What if we raise it ourselves?
30:11Yes. Go on.
30:14And while the money's been sent to Vienna, my men, dressed as Robin Hood's men, can steal it back.
30:19Yes. And?
30:21And then the people will think Robin Hood stole it, betray him, and be loyal to us.
30:26Ooh! I like it. No, I adore it! I'm so glad I thought of it!
30:32Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!
30:36Let us go tell the village fools we're raising money for Richard's return.
30:40Oh, servant! Worthless servant!
30:44Yes, sire?
30:46Bring this money to the royal vault.
30:49But don't be tempted to take any. I know exactly how much there is.
30:53Yes, your highness.
30:55I must get rid of Robin Hood.
30:57Maybe I can help.
30:58Little John!
30:59Shh! Not so loud. That must be Robin Hood.
31:03Little John
31:07Me and Mary had a funny funny day
31:09So she told Little John what to say
31:13Then she and Little John went to tell the boys
31:15What a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:19What a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:26What a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:32Find a servant for me, small business man
31:34Laughin' and a-talkin' just about the time of day
31:38Time to be back and forth about every adventure
31:40So what a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:44Mary played Robin Hood, first man
31:46Now John rides on a bridge they can't have to play
31:49Hey! How's your horse?
31:50How's your horse?
31:51Oh, he's all right.
31:53What a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:57What a lie, what a lie, what a day
31:59What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:01What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:03What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:05What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:09The taxman's in charge, looking for Mary
32:10No more reason to tell Robin Hood, the great businessman
32:15The taxman has a house in Hull
32:17He's the one they call the Pound
32:19The sheriff collects the taxes
32:23Doesn't matter who you are, you have to pay
32:26You just have to, just take it
32:28There's lots of work you can find
32:30There's lots of money, girls, that's what you do
32:32What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:35What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:37What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:40What a lie, what a lie, what a day
32:46It's gonna take you a long forever
32:48But you better give it another go
32:51Maybe you'll only think of something
32:54To help brighten up a rotten day
32:58Here you are, butcher, baker, knives, tongs, and bowls.
33:16Here, take and use this one, always.
33:17Thank you, Robin.
33:18Without you, we could not survive.
33:19Three cheers for Robin, the king of the forest!
33:20Hip hip!
33:21Hooray!
33:22Hip hip!
33:23Hooray!
33:24Hip hip!
33:25Hooray!
33:26Hip hip!
33:27Hooray!
33:28Hooray!
33:29What a day!
33:30Listen, people.
33:31money is helpful, but what is anything without our King Richard Gims?
33:34True, true, and Prince John is here.
33:37We must give all of this money towards the safe return of our King Richard.
33:41Gee, it's real nice of y'all to do that for me.
33:44Jeff, jump, will you get outta here?
33:46Yeah, we're supposed to be locked up in some prison, Vienna.
33:49Yeah, but would you guys believe I just came back for a couple of things?
33:53You know, I think I left the stove on at home somewhere.
33:57I know! One, two, three, now!
34:01Look, we're working on your ransom in the next scene. Don't worry, you'll get your shot.
34:06I'd rather be a cow.
34:11We'll do all we can to raise 100,000 pounds for King Richard's return.
34:14We only wish we could help more.
34:16Your loyalty is helping us.
34:18Thank you, Ronan!
34:22Another day, another round.
34:24I've got some news.
34:26Oh, Eric, it's good to see you again.
34:29Pleasure to find you, Ronan.
34:30You know, I hate to interrupt you two little lovebirds, but the Prince and Sheriff up to no good.
34:34Way to go, John.
34:35They're planning on taking King Richard's ransom and keeping it for themselves.
34:38They'll never get away with it.
34:40As far as it's us, they will.
34:41They're going to dress up like us and tell people we stole the money.
34:45That's the plan. I heard it myself.
34:49If Prince John wants to make it look like we stole the money, then why don't we?
34:54And we'll deliver King Richard ourselves.
34:56Good plan, Robin. King Richard's almost home.
34:59Oh, Robin, you're so clever.
35:00May I talk to you for a moment in private?
35:02Of course. Let's go.
35:05Looks like those two are happy with one another again.
35:07Ah, love. Sweet, sweet thing.
35:09Sweet? That reminds me. I found some marshmallows.
35:13I love marshmallows.
35:15I always want mine.
35:18No time for marshmallows. We've got to get the stage ready for the next scene.
35:21Townsfolk, let's go. Village scene's next.
35:24I guess there's time for one.
35:37We must be on the lookout for Robin and his merry men.
35:40Don't worry, Prince John. Everything shall go according to plan.
35:43I'm not worried, Sheriff.
35:45It shall not be my head that rules if things go wrong.
35:48Such a sight. Such a cut-up.
35:51All right, let's go.
35:53Good people of Nottingham.
35:56We need a race for King Richard's return.
35:59A hundred thousand pounds.
36:01Why not use a crane?
36:06You're late. We've already started scene four. Go away.
36:12I hope you count Richard's return.
36:15As do I. Here, Your Highness.
36:18Excellent.
36:20See? I told you the townsfolk would come through.
36:23I give my last pound, sire.
36:25Thank you. We can use the money, if all riches return.
36:30What about you, gentlemen?
36:32Oh, sorry. We gave up the olives.
36:35Why are you keeping your eyes peeled forward for Robin Hood?
36:37Check everywhere. He may be disguised as somebody else.
36:40Don't worry. There's no way he's getting by me. No way.
36:45We give all that we can, Your Highness.
36:47We give all that we can for Richard's return.
36:50I'm sure the fool is thankful. I mean, full of thanks, Sheriff.
36:55What a whore, Prince John. You're going to have money to be on Easy Street forever.
36:58Excellent. Now for phase two of my plan.
37:02I'll get the men ready.
37:03His and I will stay with my money.
37:06Wait. It's gone. Where's my moolah?
37:10Ah, there's that Robin Hood.
37:12Sheriff, may I say you're barking up the right tree with that one?
37:17I think you'd better leave.
37:21Piss. We've been robbed.
37:23It was Robin Hood. He took the money.
37:25He's a crook.
37:26What are we going to do, Prince John?
37:27Do? I think they want to handle this themselves.
37:29Yeah!
37:30Yes. They know where Sheriff Forrest is.
37:32Then let's go get him.
37:36We've been fooled by Scoundrel Robin Hood.
37:38He tripped us and stole our dough.
37:42Now we've been handled by Freaking Richard.
37:44How could Robin Hood do so low?
37:49Let's go out and share with Forrest
37:51And tell Robin Hood just what we think.
37:55If we all just stick together
37:57We can get our money back from that bank.
38:17There's the robber!
38:19Get out of here!
38:21Easy on your friend there, dear people.
38:23What seems to be the problem?
38:25Robin Hood and Little John stole the money from Freaking Richard's ransom.
38:28Whoa. Did you give them a chance to explain?
38:31We want their necks, not their lives.
38:33Yeah!
38:34Look, I stole this money to keep it out of the hands of that wicked Prince John.
38:39Prince John?
38:40He was going to keep it for himself.
38:42Listen, some men are leaving for Vienna soon.
38:45You are welcome to accompany them and ensure that everything is delivered.
38:48No, we've trusted Robin Hood before.
38:50Yeah, we should ask questions before we jump to conclusions.
38:53Well, in any case, King Richard will soon return.
38:56Prince John?
38:57We'll have our wealthy back.
39:01Before that phony Bologna gets taxed.
39:04This calls for a celebration.
39:09All the world will sing of the English King a thousand years from now.
39:14And happy days he has in all the land that loves me now.
39:18While the phony Bologna King Richard leads the great crusade he's on.
39:22We'll all have to slay away the good-for-nothing John.
39:26Incredible as he is, we'll never fall in his trap.
39:31Robin Hood, the king of England.
39:35The hot son of a wicked king of England.
39:43He taxes us to pieces and he robs us of our bread.
39:48King Richard's crown he's tipping down on that wretched head.
39:52Bologna dares to marry men in robes and money-packed.
39:57They steal our money-packed.
40:00The baby's born, he needs a new robe.
40:03Snatches underwear, crazy.
40:09Silly, slyly.
40:11Slippery, bobbery.
40:13Easy, peasy.
40:15Jiggery, jaggery.
40:17Fluttering, flying.
40:19Reeling, dealing.
40:21Prince John.
40:23Prince John.
40:28This money we're sending is really no loss.
40:32King Richard is able to assume we are lost.
40:37When Richard returns to get lost and we're gone.
40:41He'll see you, dear brother, and then bye-bye Prince John.
40:53Hey!
40:55Hey!
40:57Hey!
40:59Hey!
41:24Prince John, don't you give up!
41:27Ah ha!
41:29Here you all are!
41:33I'm so glad you all got along so well.
41:37You can all keep each other company in prison.
41:40Prison? On what charges?
41:42Charges? Yes, the charges are?
41:44Tax evasion.
41:45Right, and aiding the criminal, the robberhood and his men.
41:48Now, where are they?
41:51Now, where are they?
41:53Men, haul these people off to prison and find Robin Hood.
41:56Everyone should be questioned.
42:10Excuse me, my well-dressed friend.
42:13Have you seen Robin Hood?
42:17Do not be afraid to answer.
42:19You can be afraid if you don't answer.
42:21Guards, I want this man questioned.
42:29Sir, that man is a dummy.
42:32I know, he doesn't even know his own name.
42:36Sir, is that Robin Hood, our little John, out here?
42:40Those slimy cowards.
42:42What is it?
42:50Dear audience, have any of you seen a dear friend of mine, Robin Hood?
43:03No? Alright, then how about little John, little John?
43:14He went that-a-way!
43:17Oh, thank you. There's two loyal people.
43:22Sheriff, make sure these two get tickets to our next show.
43:47I've numbered the town
43:51Not a money can
44:08It's hard to believe
44:13If only we could
44:17We are happy
44:21That he brings joy
44:23The trouble he brings
44:27We miss Jerry June, we miss our King
44:32We are happy in here
44:34Except ourselves
44:38Here in Nottingham
44:43Little John, we have to save the poor people of Nottingham.
44:47We need shoes.
44:48Not intentionally.
44:50Well, we needed a player.
44:52What if we dressed up like twosies?
44:54I think you need a vacation, Robin.
44:56No, no, no, no, this could really work.
44:58Now you boys want it.
45:02Too many walls
45:06Are making us down
45:10We are the watchdogs
45:15We're the rest of your staff
45:28Soon, Robin put it in.
45:29They told John we'll try to rescue those worthless villagers
45:32And they fall right into our trap.
45:35They wouldn't risk their necks to save a bunch of nobodies, would you?
45:38Snakes don't have necks.
45:41What if we bait the trap with Maid Marian
45:44And then throw her into the dungeon also?
45:47Excellent, sir.
45:48He'd even risk Little John's neck to save Maid Marian.
45:51I'll go get her.
45:57Will Robin's plan work?
45:59Or will he and Little John be captured along with everyone else?
46:01Will the townspeople ever see the light of day again?
46:04Will Maid Marian ever see Robin again?
46:06Will any of you ever come see any of our shows again?
46:16No time for dilly-dallying.
46:18Come now, follow me.
46:20Huh?
46:21Just follow my lead.
46:24What's your name?
46:25What are you doing here?
46:32What is that awful noise?
46:36What's going on here?
46:39Hello, Juanita.
46:41Is that you?
46:42Prince!
46:43Prince, tell me.
46:44Even better.
46:45Prince, tell me.
46:47I am Robita, and this is Juanita.
46:50We are travelling fortune tellers.
46:53What seems to be the problem?
46:55Oh, no problem.
46:56We are rejoicing because our enemy, Robin Hood, will soon be captured.
47:01Yes, the nobodies never let the tree Robin Hood.
47:06And how do you know Robin Hood will soon be captured?
47:10Robita and Juanita know all.
47:13Your great and powerful majestic ruler will soon be king of England.
47:17Oh.
47:18Well, I guess you do.
47:20Could you predict my future?
47:22That wouldn't be hard, you little snakes.
47:24And you too, your highness.
47:27All right.
47:28How much would it cost?
47:29Oh, be it in your essence.
47:33His costume.
47:36All right then, dear ladies.
47:38Get on with it.
47:40First, close your eyes.
47:42Extend your hands.
47:44And think of nothing but yourself.
47:46That shouldn't be hard.
47:48All right.
47:49Now what?
47:50I see big things in your future.
47:53Do you like surprises?
47:55Adore them.
47:56You're in for a good one.
47:58Oh, goody.
47:59Sir Hiss, did you do that?
48:01Who's it from?
48:02Someone you know very well.
48:04He goes by the name of...
48:07Robin Hood!
48:08Robin Hood?
48:09Robin Hood!
48:11Robin Hood!
48:12Robin Hood!
48:13Robin Hood?
48:14Just call me Robita.
48:16Yes, yes!
48:32Silence!
48:36Silence!
48:37King Richard has returned!
48:42Three cheers for King Richard's return.
48:44Hip, hip!
48:45Hurray!
48:46Hip, hip!
48:47Hurray!
48:48Hip, hip!
48:49Hurray!
48:50It's a good thing King Richard is here, Prince John.
48:53For us we'd be shish kebabs right now.
48:57Long live King Richard.
49:01Oh, Jack, now's your chance.
49:03Let's say now, everybody, on the count of three.
49:07One, two, three, now!
49:18Dear people of Nottingham,
49:20I just wanted to...
49:23Ow!
49:28I just wanted to say that...
49:35I just wanted to say boo.
49:38All right, class is dismissed until tomorrow.
49:45You little snake!
49:53Geoff, there wasn't a better cow in the whole play.
49:56Really?
49:57Really!
49:58Aw, thanks, guys!
50:11Fighting for rights, all through history,
50:13until all his banners are blown.
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