Aired (August 4, 2024): BG on BG? Panoorin ang nakakaaliw at nakaka-wapoise na jokes na ibinigay ni Bea Luigi Gomez for today’s video! Pero bakit parang ang ganda pa rin ni ate mo? Lugi!
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00:00Waiter.
00:01Sir.
00:02Can I have some Laing?
00:07Sir, we don't have Laing Ginataang.
00:11Oh, really?
00:12What's your bestseller?
00:14Our bestseller is Taro Leaves in Coconut Milk.
00:19It has rice in it, sir.
00:21Taro Leaves in Coconut Milk.
00:23Okay, that's it.
00:25It's okay, sir.
00:29Okay, sir.
00:30The prep time is 10 minutes.
00:33Sir, here's your order.
00:43Order's complete, sir.
00:45Wait.
00:46You said you don't have Laing.
00:49We don't have it.
00:50Here you go, sir.
00:51Wait.
00:53You said there's no lime.
00:54There's no lime, sir.
00:56This is lime.
00:58No, sir.
00:59That's what you ordered earlier.
01:01Taro leaves in coconut milk.
01:04You just mixed it.
01:06Leaf of gabi.
01:07Coconut milk.
01:08That's what you said.
01:10Sir, that's different.
01:11You're kidding.
01:12I think you're fooling me.
01:13Sir, I'm not fooling you.
01:15That's really different.
01:17You're forcing me.
01:19You know what?
01:20Call my manager.
01:21No, sir.
01:22Our manager is not available.
01:24But if you want a good conversation,
01:27I'll just call my colleague.
01:28Okay, okay.
01:29I'll just call my colleague.
01:30Okay, okay.
01:31I'm sorry, sir.
01:32Hurry up.
01:35Hi, sir.
01:36How may I help you?
01:40I thought you're going to call your colleague.
01:42Sir,
01:44I called him.
01:45What?
01:46You're the one I talked to earlier.
01:48No, sir.
01:49Your conversation is different.
01:51I'm different, sir.
01:52You just put a mustache.
01:53That's also you.
01:54No, sir.
01:55I'm different.
01:56Are you fooling me?
01:57Sir, I'm not.
01:58Are you fooling me?
01:59No, no, sir.
02:00You're really laughing that it's not you?
02:02Yes, sir.
02:03I'm different, sir.
02:05Okay.
02:06Okay.
02:07Go on.
02:08Okay.
02:09Let's push that.
02:10Okay.
02:11You know what?
02:16You're the one I talked to earlier.
02:18Yes, sir.
02:19I'm different, sir.
02:20Okay.
02:21Okay, sir.
02:39Waiter!
02:45Yes, sir?
02:46Waiter, can I have a menu or an order?
02:50Sir?
02:52Aren't you the one who was eating here earlier?
02:54What?
02:55Wait, sir.
02:56Sir, you haven't paid for your meal yet.
02:58Wait, no.
02:59I just got here.
03:00I don't know what you're talking about.
03:01No, no, sir.
03:02You're the one.
03:03No, I'm not.
03:04Really?
03:05No.
03:06The one who was eating there earlier.
03:07What's that?
03:08Is there a mole on his face?
03:10No, sir.
03:11No, right?
03:12Yes.
03:13I have a mole on my face.
03:14It's not me.
03:15It's you, sir.
03:17You're cheating.
03:18What do you mean I'm cheating?
03:19You thought I was cheating on you because of my mustache.
03:21No.
03:22That's why you put a mole on your face earlier, sir.
03:25No, no.
03:26You don't know.
03:27I just got here.
03:28I just got here.
03:29I'll order now.
03:31I don't know who paid for the meal.
03:33I didn't pay.
03:34You know what, sir?
03:35I'm confused with you.
03:36It's better if I call my partner.
03:38Oh, your partner?
03:39Yes.
03:40Okay, call him.
03:41Okay.
03:42Sir?
03:43Sir, wait a minute.
03:45What's the problem?
03:48Sir doesn't want to believe it.
03:49I told him that he was the one who was eating here earlier.
03:53That's right.
03:54The manager is here.
03:55Let's call him.
03:58Sir?
04:02Sir, what's the problem here?
04:14Oh!
04:20It's Sunday night!
04:21Bubblegum now!
04:24Let's go!
04:26We'll have fun tonight with Mr. Pe, Luigi Gomez, and El Villanueva.
04:34El, El, welcome back.
04:36You look like you're having fun here.
04:38And Bea, welcome to BG.
04:40Yes, welcome.
04:41Bea Gomez Bubblegum.
04:46BG to BG.
04:47Since you're good, let's play a game.
04:50Okay.
04:51Let's start the game.
04:52It's simple, but it's fun.
04:53Right, Pao?
04:54Yes.
04:55Each person will be given five Tagalog words that will start with the letter that will be drawn on the box.
05:04The player must give the five words within ten seconds.
05:09The name of the place, the name of the person, and the English word must all be Tagalog.
05:14Proper names?
05:15No.
05:16No.
05:17Okay.
05:18For example, I'll be given the letter P.
05:22Are you sure?
05:24Really?
05:25Okay.
05:26For example, I'll be given the letter P.
05:28In ten seconds, I must say the five words.
05:31For example, time starts now.
05:33Paru-paru, pangit, panalo, paa, pabango.
05:35You're so good!
05:37You're so good, Pao!
05:38You're so fast!
05:39You're so good!
05:40You're so good!
05:41You're so fast!
05:42Of course, I'm fast.
05:43I'm just here because I'm fast.
05:46That's too much.
05:47Wait.
05:48Whoever has the most mistakes or the fewest words given will lose.
05:52We'll know the punishment at the end of the show.
05:54And the judges will count.
05:57Yes.
05:58Our judges are smart.
05:59Our judges are smart.
06:01Okay.
06:02If you're ready, let's start.
06:03Let's go!
06:04Okay.
06:06We'll start with Matt.
06:08Matt, pick a letter.
06:10No one will look at it.
06:11No one will look at it.
06:12Me? Okay.
06:13Okay, just a little.
06:15Ready?
06:16Matt's letter is letter R.
06:19Letter R.
06:20Are you ready?
06:21It's in Tagalog. It's not proper.
06:22It's in Tagalog. It's not proper.
06:24It just needs a name.
06:25Ready?
06:26Timer starts now.
06:28Rango.
06:30Rango.
06:31What else?
06:33Relo.
06:34Relo.
06:36Roleta.
06:38Why are you teaching? He's your opponent.
06:39Roro.
06:40Roro.
06:41Time's up.
06:42Matt got three.
06:43Next is Buboy.
06:44It's in Tagalog.
06:45Why is it in Tagalog?
06:46If it's in English, can you do it?
06:47I can do it.
06:49Try me.
06:50Try me.
06:51Go, Buboy!
06:52Let's go!
06:53He doesn't want to be seen.
06:54Here we go.
06:55Let's see what letter Buboy has.
06:56Q.
06:58P.
06:59P.
07:00Timer starts now.
07:02Pute.
07:03Peke.
07:05Putla.
07:06Paseo.
07:08Puto.
07:14No, Betong.
07:17Letter Q.
07:19Letter Q.
07:20Okay.
07:21Let's see what letter Betong has.
07:23Letter Y.
07:26Y.
07:27Ready?
07:28Betong's favorite.
07:29Letter I.
07:30Okay.
07:31Timer starts now.
07:32Isip.
07:33Ikot.
07:35Ipis.
07:36Ilog.
07:38Itong.
07:41You can do it.
07:42You can do it.
07:43Impierno.
07:46Okay.
07:47You can do it.
07:48Here we go.
07:49Bubulog na ngayon.
07:51Give the director your letter.
07:54Let's see.
07:55Cheska, this is your letter.
07:57Letter D.
07:58D.
07:59Okay.
08:00Timer starts now.
08:01Agat.
08:02Dila.
08:03Dalawa.
08:04Dito.
08:05Dyan.
08:06Don.
08:07Dala.
08:08Direkyo.
08:10Tapos na.
08:11Lima rang.
08:13Disqualified.
08:14Disqualified.
08:15Sobra.
08:16Ayala.
08:17Digan natin.
08:18Ang letter ni Charisse ay letter U.
08:25Ready?
08:26Timer starts now.
08:28Ulam.
08:29Ulan.
08:30Usa.
08:31Uso.
08:32Pasok, pasok.
08:33Pasok, pasok, pasok.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:35Kinagawa niya ako.
08:36Wag kayong mag-expect.
08:38We know you.
08:39We know you.
08:40Okay, director.
08:43Purito mong letter.
08:44Letter T.
08:46Okay, ready?
08:47Timer starts now.
08:50Talong.
08:51Talangka.
08:53Tabo.
08:54Timba.
08:56Tahong.
08:58Tilapia.
08:59Hindi pala.
09:00Tinola.
09:02Okay nga.
09:03Pasok, pasok.
09:04Ito na si Kokoy.
09:06Ayan, dito ka na, Koy.
09:07Dito ka na.
09:08Kamula akong palayuin.
09:09Letter U.
09:10Letter U.
09:12O, tigayin mo kayo direktoy.
09:18Madali.
09:20Letter E.
09:21Letter E.
09:22Letter E.
09:23Tingnan natin kung kaya.
09:24Timer starts now.
09:25X.
09:26O.
09:27Ewan.
09:28Huh?
09:29Etlim.
09:30Etlim.
09:31Etlim.
09:32O, hindi.
09:34Elicy.
09:36Hindi umabot.
09:37Hindi umabot si Elicy.
09:38Hindi umabot eh.
09:39Ready tayo.
09:40L.
09:41Dito ka sa Kuya Pau-Pau mo.
09:42Si Kuya Ditoy mo.
09:43Ayan.
09:44Ito na.
09:46Tingnan natin si L.
09:47Bubunod si L.
09:49Ibibigay kayo direktoy.
09:50Kaya yan.
09:51Kaya yan.
09:52Bakit kusut-kusut yun?
09:53Parang tinignan muna.
09:54Oo.
09:55Oo.
09:56Oo.
09:57Oo.
09:58Oo.
09:59Oo.
10:00Tingnan natin.
10:0110 seconds.
10:02Timer starts now.
10:03Oso.
10:04O.
10:05O.
10:06O, Bob?
10:07Oras.
10:08Okay.
10:09O.
10:10Oo.
10:11Oo.
10:12Oo.
10:13Oo.
10:14Oo.
10:15Oo.
10:16Oo.
10:17Oo.
10:18Oo.
10:19Oo.
10:20Oo.
10:21Oo.
10:22Oo.
10:23Oo.
10:24Oo.
10:25Oo.
10:27It's...
10:28It's over.
10:29It's over.
10:30Okay.
10:31Tingnan muna si EA na pinakamahangas sa lahat.
10:34Ba'y interview na naman.
10:35O.
10:36O.
10:37O.
10:38O.
10:39O.
10:40O.
10:41Ready?
10:42Ang letra ni EA ay...
10:44L.
10:45L.
10:46Oo.
10:47Ready?
10:48EA, timer starts now.
10:49Lima.
10:50Libag.
10:51Limot.
10:52Libot.
10:54Lunto.
10:55Luntay.
10:57Lagi.
10:59Okay.
11:00Lunto.
11:01Luntay.
11:03Okay.
11:04Ito na.
11:05Ito na.
11:06Miss BG.
11:07Miss BG.
11:09Medyo inaasahan namin to ha.
11:11Good news.
11:12Kung makatakilo ka, okay ka na.
11:13O.
11:14Tingin mo lang ha.
11:15Kasi merong isang ano dito.
11:16Si L.
11:17Kunwari, parang wala lang.
11:18O.
11:19Si L.
11:20Parang wala.
11:21Hindi nakikinig.
11:22O.
11:23Nakatalo ka.
11:24Ready?
11:26Ayan.
11:27Ready?
11:29Makatatlo ka lang, Bea.
11:31Panalo ka na.
11:32Taman-taman.
11:33Natapat sa akin.
11:34B.
11:35B for Bitoy.
11:36And Bea?
11:38Timer starts now.
11:41Bunga.
11:42Buntot.
11:43Baho.
11:48Sige pa.
11:49Bangungot.
11:51Nakababa.
11:52Bangungot.
11:53Ang linaw.
11:55Okay, mamaya.
11:56Abangan natin sa dulo kung sino ang natalo.
11:58Kunwari, hindi pa natin alam ng si L yon.
12:01Dahil bibigyan nga tayo ng parusa.
12:03Kaya walang bibigyan.
12:04Magsasama-sama tayo sa isang oras na tawa na nagsaya.
12:07Dito lang sa longest running gag show ng bansa.
12:09This is...
12:10Bobogang!
12:23Bobogang!
12:24Bobogang!
12:25Bobogang!
12:26Bobogang!
12:27Bobogang!
12:28Bobogang!
12:29Bobogang!
12:30Bobogang!
12:31Bobogang!
12:32Bobogang!
12:33Bobogang!
12:34Bobogang!
12:35Bobogang!
12:36Bobogang!
12:37Bobogang!
12:38Bobogang!
12:39Bobogang!
12:40Bobogang!
12:41Bobogang!
12:42Bobogang!
12:43Bobogang!
12:44Bobogang!
12:45Bobogang!
12:46Bobogang!
12:47Bobogang!
12:48Bobogang!
12:49Bobogang!
12:50Bobogang!
12:51Bobogang!
12:52Do it with the BBL!
12:53Halika na!
12:54Bobogang!
12:55Bobogang!
12:56Bobogang!
12:57Bobogang!
12:58Bobogang!
12:59Bobogang!
13:00Bobogang!
13:01Bobogang!
13:02Bobogang!
13:03Bobogang!
13:04Bobogang!
13:05Bilisan mo yung day, dali!
13:07Baka dumating na sila.
13:08Ayan yung ulam, yung kanin.
13:10Hmm, bagong luto.
13:12Hmm-hmm!
13:13Ayan!
13:14Ang pamungun.
13:16Ayan, ulam.
13:17Ay!
13:18Anak!
13:19Dali, dali, bilisan niyo.
13:20Taka handa na yung pagkain.
13:21Ha!
13:23Kamusta?
13:24Maraming.
13:25Para mating kanina.
13:26Kaya.
13:27Sige.
13:28Umapun na kita.
13:29Kumain na.
13:30Dali.
13:31Ay, alam mo.
13:32Mama mo lahat nagluto niyan.
13:34Excited na excited siya yung matikim sa girlfriend mo.
13:37Nako, sana hindi na po ko nag-abala.
13:39Hindi naman po ko mapili sa pagkain.
13:41Ayayaan mo.
13:42Kasi hindi na magluto yung future bianan mo.
13:45Dahil mapili ka.
13:46Nagluto siya dahil gusto niyang ipakita sa'yo
13:49kung paano magluto ng masarap.
13:51Diba?
13:52Tch!
13:53Kumanda na mo yung pagka-attributo mo.
13:55Hindi!
13:56Bumalik ka sa kusina,
13:57ihanda mo yung dessert.
13:59Oh!
14:00Kumain na kayo.
14:01Ha?
14:02O, dali.
14:04Ah,
14:05Iha,
14:06maranong lang kita.
14:07Marano ka bang magluto?
14:09Ah, konti lang po eh.
14:11Bakit po?
14:12Abay,
14:13syempre naitanong ko lang
14:14para maalaman kung talagang
14:15maalagaan mong mabuti itong anak ko.
14:18Girlfriend ko pala po
14:19hindi pa huwag kami mag-asawa.
14:21Ano ka ba anak?
14:22Pag nabuntis mo yan,
14:24sigurado,
14:25pag-aasaw agad kayo.
14:26Mabilis bumigay mga babae ngayon.
14:29Ako hindi po.
14:30Magtatapos po muna ako
14:31at magtatrabaho.
14:33Abay, dapat lang.
14:34Hindi mo pwedeng
14:35ang anak ko nagtrabaho ng trabaho
14:36tapos nagagastos ka.
14:39Pag nagtrabaho siya,
14:41hindi niya na makasikaso yung anak mo.
14:44Ah,
14:45pues dapat ganun.
14:46Dapat marunong siya magbalance.
14:47Dapat alam mo kung paano gawin yung pareho.
14:50Diba? Pagkatapos mo magtrabaho,
14:52aasikasay mo naman itong anak ko.
14:55Nako magagawa ko po yan
14:56dahil alam kong nasa tamang lalaki po ako.
15:00Talaga?
15:01Oo naman.
15:02Alam ko rin,
15:03nasa tamang babae ako.
15:04Talaga?
15:05Oo naman.
15:06Okay,
15:07gutom ka na?
15:08Sige,
15:09sa'yo na tayo.
15:10Sa'yo na.
15:11Hoy,
15:12pamayang pa tayo mga matamis.
15:13Kumain na tayo.
15:14Ito, ito.
15:15Ito muna,
15:16talagang kita anak ka.
15:18Gusto mo bang more pa?
15:19Ma, ako na ma.
15:20Hindi, ako na.
15:21Ma, ako na ma.
15:22Ako na,
15:23hindi ka man inaasikaso ng girlfriend mo.
15:25Ma, ako na.
15:27Ito na.
15:28Ma, ako na.
15:29Ako na.
15:30Ma.
15:31Ako na, anak.
15:32Ako na.
15:33Ma.
15:34Ako na, ako na.
15:35Ma, ako na po.
15:36Sorry po.
15:39Sorry.
15:41Okay lang, ma.
15:42Okay lang.
15:43Anong okay lang?
15:44Hindi pwede yan.
15:45Magpalit ka.
15:46Magpalit ka.
15:47Mamaya naman.
15:48Magpalit ka.
15:49Hindi.
15:50Kumuha ka na damit.
15:51Dali.
15:52Kumuha ka na pamalit.
15:53Ubarin mo yan.
15:54Ubarin mo yan.
15:55Naku.
15:56Kumuha ka ba?
15:57Hindi pwedeng okay lang yan.
15:58Kakain ka.
15:59Ang dumi-dumi.
16:00Yan, sige.
16:01Tanggalin mo.
16:02Tanggalin mo.
16:03Hindi.
16:04Yung pulbos.
16:05Yung pulbos.
16:06Yung pulbos.
16:07Yung pulbos.
16:08Yung pulbos.
16:09Yung pulbos.
16:10Yung pulbos.
16:11Ano ba?
16:12Hindi pwede yan.
16:13Hindi pwede yan.
16:14O.
16:15O.
16:16Likod.
16:17Likod.
16:18Sa likod.
16:19Sa likod.
16:20Sa likod.
16:21O.
16:22Taas mo yung kinikili mo.
16:23Nasa tamang galaket.
16:24O nga.
16:25O nga.
16:26Nasa tamang pianan ka ba talaga?
16:27Ano yan?
16:28Ah, wala po.
16:29Kinikwento ko lang po sa kanya yung poso nung nanay nung dating girlfriend ng anak
16:35niyo.
16:36Ah.
16:37Hayaan mo na yung bruhang yan, ha?
16:40Mga chakadal.
16:41Ah.
16:42Panay po kasi kayo comment ng comment eh.
16:43Nakita ko lang.
16:44Alam mo, mukhang tama ka.
16:45Saan po?
16:46Mukhang papatol na taga ako sa mga chakadal gaya mo.
16:47Hmm?
16:48Ah!
16:49Halika rito.
16:50Halika rito.
16:51Halika rito.
16:52Ikaw, ha?
16:53Andang magaya pala.
16:54Atributa ka masyado, ha?
16:55Wala yun.
16:56Tamang gatawa pa ako.
16:57Wala yun.
16:58Wala yun.
16:59Wala yun.
17:00Wala yun.
17:01Wala yun.
17:02Wala yun.
17:03Wala yun.
17:04Wala yun.
17:05Wala yun.
17:06Wala yun.
17:07Huwag ang panamatan ng dessert.
17:08Huwag ang panamatan ng dessert.
17:09Gusto ka kung maraming dessert na gusto mo.
17:10Gusto ka kung maraming dessert na gusto mo.
17:11Go, Susan!
17:12Go, go, go!
17:13Go, Susan!
17:14Go, go, go!
17:15Ay, yun, nakakahiya.
17:16Doon sa pogey sa kabi ng table.
17:17Ay!
17:18Ay!
17:19Ay!
17:20Oo nga.
17:21Ay, naku-girl lang.
17:22Galing-galing mo talaga umayibol.
17:23Ay, naku-girl lang.
17:24Galing-galing mo talaga umayibol.
17:25Kaya lang sana lumapit siya sa atin.
17:26Kaya lang sana lumapit siya sa atin.
17:27Paano pagdi siya lumapit?
17:28O edi tayo yung lumapit.
17:29Nakakahiya.
17:30Uy, sure ka ba dian?
17:31Naku.
17:32Oo naman, no.
17:33Tangap na yan ngayon.
17:34Yung kaya ng gawin ng mga lalaki,
17:35kaya ng gawin na rin ng mga babae.
17:36Ito sa bagay,
17:37ang tawag diyan
17:41Girl Empowerment!
17:51Tara para.
17:56Pag-g protected?
17:57Go, go, go!
17:59Oh my!
18:01Okay.
18:03How do I...
18:07Hi!
18:09Can I offer you a drink?
18:13You're too shy to offer me a drink.
18:17Come on!
18:19Don't be shy!
18:21Men shouldn't always be the one who's free.
18:23We can do it too.
18:27Girl empowerment and gender equality, right?
18:31Correct!
18:33You're right.
18:35I'm Tina.
18:37Albert.
18:41Albert, right?
18:43Can I get your FB?
18:45Or your number?
18:47And your message?
18:51Why so fast?
18:53Because I want my friends to know you.
18:57Hi!
19:01Do you want me to go to your table?
19:03No, no, no!
19:05They're the only ones I want to bring here.
19:07Are you sure?
19:09Don't be shy!
19:11Is this your first time that girls are the ones
19:13who will first move to a guy?
19:15No.
19:17Oh, it's not?
19:19Besides,
19:21it's girl empowerment era now, right?
19:23Wait, I'll call them, okay?
19:25Girls!
19:29These are my friends,
19:31Susan and Cherry.
19:33Hi!
19:35Albert.
19:37Cherry.
19:39Hi!
19:43Is it okay if you don't join us?
19:45No, it's fine.
19:47But,
19:49I can't stay here for long.
19:51I have a date.
19:53A date?
19:55Who?
19:57Me.
19:59I'm so shy!
20:01You're shy because you have a date?
20:03Because you have a date?
20:07No!
20:09You're the one
20:11who approached them,
20:13gave them drinks,
20:15got their number and FB.
20:17That's what you do to guys, right?
20:19Yes, I'm the one who approached them.
20:21Ouch!
20:23Ouch!
20:25Ouch!
20:27Oh my goodness, Albert!
20:29Oh my goodness, Rich!
20:31Sis, why did you approach the guys?
20:33Sis, why?
20:35Have you just seen
20:37a battered boyfriend?
20:39It's 2024 now.
20:41Girls will approach their boyfriends.
20:43Cheers!
20:51This one.
20:55That one.
21:01And this one.
21:03Good morning.
21:05Is this the Venus Modeling Agency?
21:11Yes, this is it.
21:13I would like to apply to be a model.
21:15Model?
21:17You?
21:19Yes, sir.
21:21Can you sit?
21:23Are you serious?
21:25Yes, sir.
21:27This is it.
21:29This is the outfit I wore
21:31when I won the pageant in our place.
21:33You joined the pageant?
21:35Yes, sir.
21:37And you won?
21:39Yes, sir.
21:41I don't know what kind of pageant
21:43you joined.
21:45Do you think you'll fit
21:47in here, sir?
21:49Why?
21:51Because I know how to project.
21:53And I have something to show.
21:55Something to show?
21:57What is it?
21:59This one.
22:05Why is it so clean?
22:07So, can I look at it, sir?
22:09You know what?
22:11I'll tell you directly.
22:13I don't know who told you
22:15that you can join my agency.
22:17I don't know what kind of pageant
22:19you joined.
22:21But I will tell it to you straight
22:23and it might hurt.
22:25But you don't have the qualities
22:27that I'm looking for
22:29for a model.
22:31So, I'll tell you straight.
22:33You don't have the qualities
22:35for a model.
22:37Why, sir?
22:39I don't see you as a model
22:41in my agency. I'm sorry.
22:43What are the qualities
22:45that you're looking for for a model?
22:47You know,
22:49it's hard to do it one by one.
22:51It's better if I show you
22:53my famous models, okay?
22:55I'll show you
22:57our rising star,
22:59straight from rehab.
23:01Model number one.
23:05Model number two.
23:13That's a rehabilitated klepto.
23:21This is also one of our rising stars
23:23from 1942.
23:25Model number two.
23:31Yeah!
23:35Model number three.
23:39Yeah.
23:45Thank you, Nay.
23:49And of course,
23:51our rising star.
23:53She's the favorite
23:55of all our shows.
23:57Model number three.
24:05Now,
24:07you've seen
24:09my famous models.
24:11Do you think you have a chance?
24:13Oh,
24:15sir, I think I'm wrong.
24:17I thought
24:19you're looking for a model for a beauty pageant.
24:21Oh, no.
24:23That's in the other office.
24:25Because here, it's for a carnival pageant.
24:27That's what you're looking for.
24:29Look at those three.
24:31One day,
24:33they'll join a beauty pageant.
24:35If the animals are allowed.
24:37Girls, one round.
24:39Up.
24:41See?
24:43Hey!
24:45Your turn.
24:47Walk.
24:49Up. Stay.
24:51Go.
24:53See?
24:55They're all trained.
25:03Now,
25:05here's the hot news.
25:07Oh,
25:09many people are complaining
25:11about the scammed text messages.
25:13But according to the report,
25:15it's increasing because there are
25:17many swaps who believe in
25:19this kind of modus.
25:21Just yesterday,
25:23six wanted criminals
25:25and 20 illegal aliens
25:27were caught by the authorities
25:29because they wanted to claim
25:31200 pesos.
25:33And that's the latest
25:35from Eminem.
25:37For those who love magic,
25:39we have something called
25:41hand speed.
25:43Because of the speed of your hands
25:45and fingers,
25:47you won't catch the criminal.
25:49That's called in English,
25:51sleight of hand.
25:53Now, do you know what's called
25:55sleight of tongue?
25:57These are the words
25:59in English.
26:01At first, you think it's right,
26:03but actually,
26:05it's wrong.
26:07Waiter,
26:09when I order kare-kare,
26:11how does it take so long?
26:13Okay, ma'am.
26:15I'll check.
26:17Okay.
26:19How does it take
26:21so long?
26:23It sounds right,
26:25but it's wrong.
26:27This is the original version.
26:29This is the handsome one.
26:35Hi, Tricia.
26:37Jimmy.
26:39Hi, Jimmy.
26:41Hi. Hello, do you do?
26:43I'm confused.
26:45Hello, do you do?
26:47I'm Dula Sateng.
26:49I'm from Bati and
26:51Pangungumusta.
26:53Haven't you met before?
26:55I don't think so.
26:57As far as I don't remember.
26:59Anyway,
27:01are you done?
27:03I mean, have you eaten yourself?
27:05No, no, no.
27:07It's okay. I'm fed up already.
27:09It's a good thing
27:11that you agreed to meet
27:13with Jimmy.
27:15Of course.
27:17I'm flinging to get hard.
27:21No, it's just that
27:23Jimmy is annoying.
27:25I want to meet him.
27:27Why not?
27:29You know the saying.
27:31Survival of the fittest.
27:35Right?
27:37Yeah. Survival.
27:39I got you.
27:41It's clear to you
27:43what I mean by slight of tongue.
27:45You thought it was right
27:47because of your fast tongue.
27:49So next time,
27:51don't say,
27:53of course.
27:55And always remember,
27:57better laugh next time.
28:21I said,
28:23why would I be there?
28:25There are a lot of singers here
28:27who don't have poses.
28:29And here's the latest
28:31Woohoo!
28:33Hi!
28:35Sorry, sorry, sorry.
28:37Oh my gosh!
28:39Sis, why did you take
28:41my husband's glass?
28:43Sorry? Is he your husband?
28:45Sorry.
28:49I thought he was a waiter.
28:53You're too much, sis.
28:57Your husband used to be
28:59so handsome.
29:01Why?
29:03Your husband's appearance
29:05has changed.
29:07He used to be handsome and fit.
29:09He's getting old.
29:11That's okay.
29:13But to me,
29:15my husband is still handsome.
29:17Girl, but
29:19you should
29:21understand what other people say.
29:23Because of his appearance.
29:25Think about it.
29:27He thinks you're making fun of him.
29:29You're right, girl.
29:31And our husband's appearance
29:33shouldn't change.
29:35My husband,
29:37I always make fun of him.
29:39That's why his appearance hasn't changed.
29:41He's still the same.
29:43Oh my gosh!
29:45That's how it is, sis.
29:49Sis,
29:51isn't that your husband?
29:53He's at the back.
29:55You're making fun of my husband, girl.
29:57Excuse me.
30:01Shocks!
30:03It's hard when you have
30:05a handsome husband.
30:07Because he's close to your cheeks.
30:09Sis, it shouldn't be like that.
30:11Whether he's close or not,
30:13your husband's appearance shouldn't change.
30:15Yes, yes.
30:17Wait, sis.
30:19Where's your husband? I haven't met him yet.
30:21Is he here?
30:23Wait.
30:25I'll introduce you to my husband.
30:27I'll call him.
30:29Honey, are you okay?
30:31Dear, dear.
30:33Yes, dear.
30:41Hi, dear.
30:43This is my husband.
30:47He's my husband?
30:49You're making fun of me.
30:51What happened to him?
30:53Did you drop him off at the barbell?
30:55Did he go to the gym?
30:57Is he still handsome?
30:59Sis, it's true.
31:01He doesn't change.
31:03He's still the same.
31:05Shocks!
31:11Okay.
31:13Judges,
31:15the winner is
31:17L with only 2 points.
31:19And he needs a sidekick.
31:21He chose a sidekick during the break.
31:23Who?
31:25Teach him.
31:29Okay, come here.
31:33I don't know if he should be happy or not.
31:35Is this your real hair?
31:37What's your partner's name?
31:39Lucky.
31:41Lucky.
31:43You're lucky because
31:45the punishment is in front of us
31:47and we'll know how to use it.
31:49Remember, the punishment can be done
31:51by the gang member
31:53or by the sidekick
31:55or by the gang member
31:57to the sidekick or sidekick to the gang member.
31:59It depends on what you're going to talk about
32:01and the instructions we'll see in the box.
32:03Here.
32:05Pull out the instruction.
32:07Please read it.
32:13The punishment is
32:15pie.
32:19Pie.
32:21Now, talk about it.
32:23Who's going to be
32:25the sidekick?
32:35Okay.
32:37It's going to be pie on the face.
32:39L and Lucky.
32:41Go, L.
32:45See?
32:47Let's clap for L and Lucky.
32:53He's the ultimate warrior.
32:55Thank you so much.
32:57Thank you, L and Lucky.
32:59Thank you for being a good sport.
33:01Thank you, L. Thank you, Bea.
33:03Thank you for visiting.
33:05Did you enjoy it?
33:07Yes.
33:09I really enjoyed it.
33:11I want us to be a group.
33:13Let's finish the show.
33:15See you all next Sunday.
33:17This is the longest running gang show in the country.
33:19This is Bobo Gang!
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