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00:00Good evening, our beloved viewers.
00:09The story of our beloved Letter Sender is different.
00:17It will not start with,
00:20I'm so old.
00:23Just like yesterday.
00:25Or do you remember?
00:28Because this program is broadcast,
00:33I can't remember.
00:44Dear Ate Alice,
00:48I can't remember where the sudden doubt started
00:54of our neighbors about my true identity.
01:01They just called me to the barangay
01:05and asked me many questions.
01:10But you are the classmate of my smart son, right?
01:13Is that the second or third owner?
01:19Sorry, I can't remember the owner.
01:24But I remember, you are the son of Mang Bestre, right?
01:28The owner of a jeep.
01:30Yes, that's him.
01:33Sorry, I can't remember the owner.
01:37Correct.
01:39You are the one I saw inside the cinema shouting
01:42because you were afraid to go out.
01:44Yes, that's him.
01:47Sorry, I can't remember the horror.
01:54And that was my problem, Ate Alice.
01:59I can't remember looking at the psychiatrist
02:04because I was still young back then.
02:12So, these are the colors that will go back to your memory?
02:18Doc, sorry.
02:20I can't remember the color.
02:25Okay.
02:27These are the smells that will go back to your memory.
02:32Okay.
02:49Anything?
02:51Doc, sorry.
02:54I can't remember the odor.
03:01And these are my experiences
03:05that I always forget, that's why I wrote in this program.
03:11I can't remember.
03:18Iha, the only thing I can advise you,
03:22if you have a pain, forget it.
03:25There's only one solution.
03:28Forget it.
03:30And that's our first stop.
03:33I am your host, Alice Wonderwen,
03:37who says, for a safe answer,
03:40always say,
03:41sorry, I can't remember.
03:53Jeff and I are ready.
03:55Yes, and they are also ready to have fun.
03:58Everyone, let's welcome the cast of Bubblegum.
04:05Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:06Thank you, thank you.
04:10Let's welcome our guests,
04:12Jeff Moses and Elvin Rodriguez.
04:16Are you ready? Are you in the studio? Are you ready?
04:19We are ready!
04:25We are also ready in the TV and live stream.
04:29Just because it's Sunday night,
04:32our night will be fun.
04:33That's right, our night will be fun and colorful.
04:37So just relax and enjoy your evening
04:39with the longest running comedy show in the country.
04:42This is Bubblegum!
05:04Excuse me.
05:06Can I have two eggs, please?
05:08Hey!
05:10What are you doing?
05:12Why are you drinking coffee?
05:14This is so hot!
05:16Sorry.
05:18When I hear what you said, I get scared.
05:21What? What did you say?
05:23What you said.
05:25The eggs?
05:27It's so hot!
05:29Sorry.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:32I'm sorry.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:36Trigger! Trigger!
05:38Are you crazy?
05:40Why are you drinking coffee here?
05:42Do you have permission?
05:44The coffee here is cheap.
05:46You know what?
05:48Go to the doctor or the alveolarium.
05:50Be sick!
05:52I'm sorry.
05:54Can I have two eggs, please?
05:56Yes.
05:58Thank you.
06:00Wait!
06:02Why didn't you pour the coffee on the girl?
06:05She said the salt will trigger you.
06:07Which one? The eggs?
06:09Yes!
06:11Don't worry. I already went to the doctor.
06:14The eggs won't trigger me.
06:16Really?
06:17Yes!
06:18Okay.
06:19Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
06:21Eggs!
06:23Eggs!
06:25Don't be afraid.
06:27I won't trigger you anymore.
06:29Okay.
06:31One more. Eggs!
06:33Okay.
06:35You're so good.
06:37Can I have two eggs, please?
06:41Thank you.
06:43Did you see that?
06:45She didn't pour the coffee on the girl.
06:48Very good!
06:50Sorry.
06:52Sorry.
06:54Wait!
06:56Why did you pour the coffee on her?
06:58I'm sorry.
07:00I was triggered by what you said.
07:02Wait! What did you say?
07:04Very good.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:08Wait!
07:10Why did you pour the coffee on her?
07:12It's her fault!
07:14I was just kidding.
07:16Don't worry.
07:18Very good.
07:19Very good.
07:21Very good.
07:23What did you say?
07:25That's enough.
07:27Nice, right?
07:49Don't be shy.
07:50Don't waste your joy.
07:51Just do it with a BBL.
07:52Come on!
07:53Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
07:55Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
07:57Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
07:59Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
08:01Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
08:03Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
08:12Our next mission is near.
08:15But we still haven't found a replacement for Turgok
08:20since he was kidnapped by the police.
08:24This is not good!
08:26This is not good!
08:30Boss,
08:32can't we just walk?
08:34Just us?
08:36Just us, boss.
08:37Just us?
08:38Just us, boss.
08:40Turgok!
08:41Don't you know how important
08:44what Turgok will do
08:46until we can't find
08:48Turgok's accomplice?
08:50The hold-up will not continue!
08:53Do you understand?
08:54Do you understand?
08:55Yes, sir.
08:56You're stupid!
08:57Sorry, boss.
08:59Boss.
09:00Huh?
09:01Boss, when I met him,
09:03he said he will send an applicant.
09:05He said you're a hold-upper.
09:06He said you're a hold-upper.
09:08He said the big bank is already holding-up
09:10and is about to go public.
09:12That's what you're saying.
09:15Do you know him?
09:17No, I haven't met him yet.
09:19But he said he's good.
09:22His name is Boy Angas.
09:24Boy Angas!
09:26Okay,
09:28fine.
09:29We'll try him.
09:31But,
09:32if he's Boy Angas,
09:33you're not saying Angas.
09:37You're the one I'm going to send.
09:39Is that clear?
09:40Yes, boss.
09:42Understood.
09:43Hold-up!
09:44Don't move!
09:46Hold-up!
09:47Hold-up!
09:49Hold-up!
09:51Well done!
09:52Well done!
09:53You're so smart!
09:55You're so smart!
09:57You're so smart!
10:00You're so smart!
10:01I heard you paid a lot of money
10:02on your last walk.
10:04Where's the money?
10:05Well done!
10:07That's what I'm saying.
10:09You're so smart!
10:11Is this the one you're looking for?
10:13Yes, it is.
10:16Go!
10:17Go!
10:21Well done!
10:22Well done!
10:23You're so smart!
10:25You're so smart!
10:29You're hired.
10:30You're hired.
10:31You're hired.
10:32You're hired.
10:33I'll follow you.
10:34Well done!
10:35Well done!
10:36Well done!
10:37That means
10:38Welcome!
10:39Welcome!
10:40Welcome!
10:42Welcome!
10:43I'll follow you.
10:44I'll follow you.
10:45I'll follow you.
10:50Well done!
10:53That's what I'm saying.
10:54You're so smart!
10:55Okay, fine.
10:56You can go now.
10:59Let's get out of here.
11:03Good evening.
11:05Are you looking for
11:06an additional hold-up?
11:08Hey!
11:09Who are you?
11:11I'm Boy Angas.
11:15I'm dead.
11:18I'm dead.
11:24Grot!
11:25Grot!
11:27Grot, you're taking too long.
11:28I'm hungry.
11:31You're always new.
11:32That's why we're always hungry.
11:34I can't eat
11:35what I asked for
11:36at the counter.
11:38We should be brothers.
11:40Hey!
11:41This looks good.
11:44It's cold.
11:46It's not cold anymore.
11:47I heated it up
11:48at the back of the counter.
11:50You're taking too long.
11:51Where did you come from?
11:52Wait.
11:53Here.
11:54I got something
11:55from those who
11:56drink coffee
11:57in long sleeves
11:58at the coffee shop.
12:00Money?
12:01No.
12:02No, no, no.
12:04Wi-Fi password.
12:05Do you know
12:06what this means?
12:08Do you know
12:09what a Wi-Fi password means?
12:11What is it?
12:13It means
12:14you don't need
12:15to buy data.
12:16Data?
12:17For what?
12:19The Wi-Fi
12:20is for when
12:21you post on Facebook,
12:23watch
12:24vlogs,
12:25and stuff like that.
12:26We don't have FB.
12:28What are you saying?
12:29It's easy
12:30to make FB.
12:31You can do it
12:32on your cell phone.
12:33You can do it
12:34on your laptop.
12:35You're right.
12:36Right?
12:37I'll share it with you.
12:38We don't have cell phones
12:39and laptops.
12:40You know,
12:41we're just hungry.
12:42Let's eat.
12:44Oh.
12:45Oh,
12:46whatever.
12:48It's good
12:49to feel
12:50that you can
12:51get something
12:52for free.
13:00This is bad.
13:04Bad pain
13:05will disappear
13:06with Medjugorj Advance 400.
13:08From bad
13:09to nothing.
13:12Medjugorj Advance 400.
13:16What's that?
13:17Didn't I tell you
13:18to fix that mess?
13:22I just put a frame
13:23for aesthetics.
13:25I just put a frame
13:26for aesthetics.
13:28Oh,
13:29aesthetics.
13:31Okay,
13:32let's add more.
13:38Didn't you drink
13:39earlier?
13:40Stop it.
13:41Let's go,
13:42Mare.
13:43Yes,
13:44let's go.
13:45Hey,
13:46Marite.
13:47It's good
13:48that you're here.
13:49Of course.
13:51Here,
13:52I can invite you.
13:53The coffee shop
13:54will open tomorrow.
13:55I'll invite you.
13:56I'll wash up first.
13:57Okay.
13:58Auntie,
13:59where are you going?
14:00I'm going to meet
14:01my friend, Mico.
14:02Really?
14:03Yes,
14:04bring Mico with you.
14:05I don't want to,
14:06he's always late.
14:07Okay.
14:08Hey,
14:09why didn't you
14:10give me an invitation?
14:12Sorry,
14:13I didn't see you.
14:14What?
14:15You didn't see me?
14:16You were just
14:17in front of me.
14:18Yes,
14:19and
14:20her red blouse
14:21is swaying
14:22so that you'll miss her.
14:23Yes.
14:24You're crazy.
14:25Yes, Rex,
14:26you did it on purpose.
14:27Look,
14:28you don't have an invitation.
14:30No,
14:31my assistant
14:32prepared it.
14:33I gave it to her.
14:35Oh my,
14:36oh my,
14:37I've been watching
14:38this show
14:39for a long time.
14:40It's one of the
14:41trending Marites series.
14:43Oh,
14:44is this
14:45the award-winning series?
14:47Yes,
14:48it's award-winning
14:49because there's a
14:50scary award
14:52to give back
14:53to people.
14:54Oh my,
14:55I just scanned it.
14:57What's the real story?
14:59Here,
15:01the plot is
15:02the captain invites
15:03famous people
15:04to the barangay
15:05to receive the award.
15:07Ah,
15:08famous people in the barangay,
15:09that's the famous award,
15:11right?
15:12Yes,
15:13and then,
15:14this senior
15:15in our barangay,
15:17he invites him
15:18to receive the award
15:20in the event.
15:21Ah,
15:22yes.
15:23There.
15:24Yes,
15:25and then,
15:26this Madam Senior,
15:27there,
15:28she buys
15:29the things she needs
15:30and she pays
15:31the people
15:32to take care of her,
15:33right?
15:34Yes,
15:35and not only that,
15:37Madam Senior
15:38said that
15:39she has a lot of
15:41entourage,
15:42even though
15:43she has a dinner
15:44with the president.
15:45Oh,
15:46the build-up
15:47of the scene is good,
15:48right?
15:49Yes.
15:50And then,
15:51what happened?
15:52Here it is,
15:53Madam Senior
15:54didn't make it
15:55to the stage.
15:56Ah,
15:57the climax.
15:58Madam Senior
15:59didn't make it
16:00to the stage
16:01and they say
16:02that the captain
16:03is building up.
16:04Ah,
16:05so,
16:06the captain
16:07made a public apology
16:08at the end
16:09because of their mistake.
16:10Oh,
16:11but the series
16:12doesn't end there
16:13because there's
16:14a flashback
16:15that happened.
16:16Wow,
16:17a flashback?
16:18Here it is,
16:19the flashbacks
16:20of Cap's past.
16:21Yes.
16:22And now,
16:23in one episode,
16:24he won
16:25famous awards.
16:26The,
16:27the project
16:28Kapits.
16:29Yes,
16:30and
16:31a lot of people
16:32are questioning
16:33the fact that
16:34he won
16:35a lot of awards.
16:36Oh,
16:37oh,
16:38oh,
16:39it's so beautiful.
16:40The clip hangar
16:41is so beautiful.
16:42We've been waiting
16:43for the next season.
16:44Oh,
16:45thank you
16:46for the invitation.
16:47You know,
16:48I'm so excited
16:49for your opening.
16:50Wait,
16:51you're the girl
16:52who was asked
16:53to come up
16:54to the stage
16:55to give an award
16:56in exchange
16:57for Madam Senior.
16:58Hey,
16:59I don't know anything about that.
17:00The captain
17:01just asked me to come up.
17:02What's this?
17:03Hey,
17:04you're just a
17:05talker,
17:06right?
17:07You're so ambitious.
17:08Yes,
17:09you know,
17:10the invitation
17:11he gave you,
17:12it might be mine.
17:13Correct,
17:14it's yours, sis.
17:15Hey,
17:16my sister
17:17is a talker.
17:18Admit it,
17:19admit it.
17:20It's mine, right?
17:21Admit it.
17:24No,
17:25maybe I just mixed up.
17:28Wow,
17:29you mixed up,
17:30you mixed up.
17:31You know,
17:32you did that on purpose.
17:33Apologize in public.
17:34Apologize in public.
17:35Apologize in public.
17:36I don't want to.
17:38Hey,
17:39fight.
17:40I don't want to.
17:41If you won't
17:42apologize in public,
17:43I'll mix up
17:44your makeup.
17:45Mix up,
17:46I'll mix up your makeup.
17:47Your makeup.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:51I didn't mean to.
17:53It's my fault.
17:54It's all my fault.
17:56But I
17:57did not kill
17:58anybody.
18:07Perfect.
18:09What's this?
18:10Your trophy
18:11for best performance.
18:12I won,
18:13no problem.
18:17Thank you so much.
18:19Okay,
18:20let's go.
18:21Thank you guys.
18:23I didn't kill anybody.
18:30Marito na,
18:31nakakiret at nagbabagang news ngayon o
18:32NNNNNNN.
18:34Halamak na talagang
18:35pandaraya ngayon.
18:36Dahil sa malaking papremyo,
18:37isang gay pageant
18:38ang nascam
18:39ng isang contestant
18:40na nagpanggap
18:41na badin.
18:43Ang suspect
18:44ay nakilalang
18:45The judges have booked a real woman.
18:50Here's the main test.
18:56I did it.
19:00This is evil.
19:04Evil pain will be gone with Medjool Advance 400.
19:07From evil to nothing.
19:11Medjool Advance 400.
19:14Hey!
19:16What's with that noise?
19:19Huh?
19:21Who are you?
19:24Where am I?
19:26There you go.
19:27You hit your head on the wall.
19:29You're on amnesia.
19:33Who are you?
19:36Where am I?
19:39I'll get some water.
19:41Bro!
19:42Yes?
19:43Wait a minute.
19:45I forgot to tell you.
19:46Someone was chasing you in the office.
19:48Yes.
19:49They said you were crushed.
19:51Yes, bro.
19:52But I'm not a type.
19:54Huh?
19:55You're not a type?
19:57The one who's approaching the chicken is a type.
19:59Don't you like him?
20:01What can I do?
20:02I really don't like him.
20:04He has a form.
20:06He's sublime.
20:07Huh? Why?
20:08He's always wearing a bright orange.
20:12Right?
20:13He thinks it suits him.
20:15But it's not.
20:19Bro, if you notice me, you'll pity me.
20:22Yes.
20:23He'll notice you.
20:24I don't want to, bro.
20:25You know, it's annoying.
20:26Because I'm so attractive.
20:30Bro.
20:31Why are you annoyed?
20:33Is it his fault that he's in love with you?
20:36Huh?
20:37Right?
20:38In love?
20:39Yes.
20:40It's disgusting.
20:42He'll change his clothes first.
20:44His clothes are bright orange.
20:47It hurts my eyes.
20:48Yes.
20:50Bro, why are you pitying me?
20:54If you pity me, your life will be sad.
20:58I don't care about his life.
21:00Huh?
21:01You know, it's annoying.
21:04His clothes are bright orange.
21:07If I can't stop him, I'll tell him.
21:10Huh?
21:13Go away.
21:14Go away.
21:15Hey.
21:17Wait.
21:18You seem to be very angry.
21:20Lower your voice.
21:23I'm not shouting, bro.
21:25My voice is like this.
21:28Okay.
21:29Let's go back to the orange.
21:32Hey.
21:33You're annoying.
21:35I noticed that.
21:36Are you the one who's annoying me?
21:39Me?
21:40Huh?
21:41Yes.
21:42No.
21:43What do you mean no?
21:44Why would I annoy you?
21:45I don't know about you.
21:46But you're the one who keeps saying,
21:48bright orange, bright orange.
21:49That's me.
21:50I'm not annoying you.
21:52It's just a coincidence.
21:53Coincidence?
21:54You said that you're annoying.
21:55People are staring at you.
21:57I've been staring at you because of your noise.
21:59That's not you.
22:01That's not you.
22:02How can that be you?
22:04I'm just telling a story about someone who likes me.
22:07Someone who likes you?
22:08Yes.
22:09Then, that's me.
22:11I've been staring at you,
22:12but you're not noticing me.
22:14What's wrong with you?
22:16Huh?
22:17Mare, tunaan na kakaidot ng babagang news ngayon o NNNNNNN.
22:30Umalma ang isang grupo ng animal rights activist dahil sa napabalitang pagtotorture ng mga nakakulong ng mga pugo sa pampanga.
22:37Kumalma lang ang nasabing grupo nang malaman nila hindi naman pala mga hayop ang biktima ng pagtotorture.
22:43At yan po ang latest dito sa NNNNN.
22:47This is bad.
22:51Bad pain will be gone with Medjugorj Advance 400.
22:54From bad to gone.
22:58Medjugorj Advance 400.
23:06There, your head is not hurting anymore.
23:09We can date now.
23:11Pwiset!
23:13Pwiset!
23:15Pwiset!
23:32Hey!
23:33Hey, Matt!
23:34Good thing your painting made it to the opening of the exhibit.
23:38Yes, you know what, I'm just taking it easy because I don't want to put it here yet.
23:42The painting is still wet, I just finished it earlier.
23:45Oh no, you know what, people really need to see your painting.
23:49Your masterpieces have been waiting for a long time.
23:52And I'm sure that if they mess it up, it will be ruined.
23:56That's what I'm remembering.
23:57Maybe if they mess it up, it will be ruined.
24:00My painting will be ruined.
24:01No, that's why I put Do Not Touch.
24:05And there's no one to hold it.
24:06Who will hold the paintings now?
24:08Are you sure?
24:09Yes.
24:10Do Not Touch?
24:11Is that allowed?
24:12He's holding it.
24:13No, it's not.
24:14Okay, okay, wait.
24:16I'll welcome our guests.
24:17Don't worry too much about that.
24:19Okay, okay.
24:29Benji, get ready.
24:31I'll let you in.
24:32Okay, okay.
24:35Come in, everyone!
24:37Is the painting done?
24:38No, it's not.
24:39Let's fight.
24:40It's beautiful.
24:41No, it's not.
24:42It's different.
24:43I'm nervous.
24:44Yes, it's beautiful.
24:47Benjion!
24:48Hi!
24:49Everyone, I would like to introduce our artist, Mr. Benji.
24:57Wow!
24:59Benji!
25:00Hi!
25:01Hello, hello, Benji.
25:03Ben, Ben, Ben.
25:04Yes.
25:05I want to congratulate you.
25:06The painting is beautiful.
25:07I know you've been waiting for this painting for a long time.
25:08I know.
25:09I'm so proud of you.
25:10It's beautiful.
25:11Ben, Ben.
25:12Oh, my gosh.
25:13I'm so happy, Ben.
25:14It's so beautiful.
25:15Amazing artwork.
25:16The chemistry of the colors.
25:17Yes.
25:18It's beautiful.
25:19Thank you.
25:20Ben, Ben.
25:21How much is this?
25:22Your mom will be very proud.
25:23Congratulations, Ben.
25:24Yes, thank you.
25:25Congratulations.
25:26Thank you.
25:27Thank you.
25:28Thank you.
25:29Thank you.
25:30Thank you.
25:31Thank you.
25:32Thank you.
25:33Thank you.
25:34Thank you.
25:35Thank you.
25:36Thank you.
25:37Thank you.
25:38Thank you.
25:39Thank you.
25:40Thank you.
25:41Thank you.
25:42Thank you.
25:43Thank you.
25:44Thank you.
25:45Thank you.
25:46Thank you.
25:47Thank you.
25:48Thank you.
25:49Thank you.
25:50Thank you.
25:51Thank you.
25:52Thank you.
25:53Thank you.
25:54Thank you.
25:55Thank you.
25:56Thank you.
25:57Thank you.
25:58Thank you.
25:59Thank you.
26:00Thank you.
26:01Thank you.
26:02Thank you.
26:03Thank you.
26:04Thank you.
26:05Best memories!
26:06I'm sure my family will love that.
26:08I'm sure my family will love that.
26:14Ben, congrats, babe.
26:17What's going on with you?
26:19I told Mati to have a bridal gown.
26:22Oh ho ho.
26:24Poor you, babe.
26:28What's on your face?
26:30What is this?
26:31That blue thing.
26:33What do you mean, red? Is it obvious?
26:35Yes, it's very obvious.
26:37It's lipstick.
26:39What kind of woman are you?
26:41It's not lipstick.
26:42What lipstick?
26:43That's it. That's it.
26:44That's small. That's red.
26:45That's lipstick.
26:46I'm telling you.
26:47What kind of woman are you?
26:48What kind of woman are you?
26:49I'm really getting mad at you.
27:01Babe, thank you for dinner.
27:03Babe, you're welcome.
27:06By the way, where's the dessert?
27:10I don't think I can eat dessert anymore.
27:12I'm so full.
27:16I'm so full.
27:17Babe,
27:19will you marry me?
27:25Babe!
27:26Babe!
27:27Help me!
27:28Help!
27:29Babe!
27:30Wake up!
27:31Babe!
27:32Babe!
27:33Help me!
27:35Sit down, babe.
27:36Yes.
27:37Are you okay, babe?
27:38Did I die?
27:39Yes.
27:40Are you okay?
27:41Did I die?
27:42Babe, I'm sorry.
27:43Did I scare you?
27:44No, because
27:45I'm sorry if I scared you.
27:47Because I'm really like that.
27:48When I'm surprised,
27:50I die.
27:51I was surprised by you.
27:53It's because
27:54we've been together for just one month.
27:56We just had a baby.
27:57You gave birth.
27:58It's not because I don't want to.
27:59I want to.
28:00Yes, but
28:01I was really surprised.
28:02Do you understand?
28:03I'm sorry, babe.
28:06My parents informed me
28:08to marry you right away
28:10so I can get my money,
28:1160 million pesos.
28:1460 million pesos?
28:15Yes, babe.
28:17Babe!
28:18Babe!
28:19Babe!
28:20Wake up!
28:21Are you okay?
28:24I'm worried about you.
28:26Are you okay?
28:27Are you okay?
28:28I'm dead.
28:30I'm really sorry.
28:33I wanted to tell you before.
28:35But,
28:36I can't tell you
28:37because I'm scared
28:38that you might not want me
28:39if you find out that I'm in this condition.
28:41Babe,
28:44I love you so much.
28:47I'll accept whoever you are.
28:49I'll accept you completely.
28:50I love you so much, babe.
28:52Will you accept me no matter what?
28:54Yes, babe.
28:55I'll accept everything.
28:56I want to love you.
28:58That's how it is, babe.
28:59I also have something
29:00that I've been wanting to tell you for a long time.
29:03I don't know what to say
29:04but since
29:05you said you'll accept me,
29:07I'll accept you.
29:08Here, I'll show you something, babe.
29:16Here, babe.
29:19Who's your babe-ex?
29:22No, babe.
29:24That's me
29:25before the surgery.
29:26Babe?
29:27Babe?
29:28Babe?
29:30Say it again.
29:31Babe?
29:32Babe?
29:33Babe?
29:34What's wrong, babe?
29:38This is bad.
29:42It's a bad pain.
29:43It will go away
29:44with Medjugorj Advance 400.
29:46From nothing
29:47to nothing.
29:50Medjugorj Advance 400.
29:57Ouch.
29:59It's like I don't have enough to eat.
30:04I'm going to sleep.
30:08I'm going to sleep.
30:10Babe.
30:11Happy anniversary, babe.
30:13Happy anniversary, babe.
30:16I love you.
30:17I love you.
30:18Let's cheers.
30:19Let's cheers.
30:24Hi.
30:25Happy anniversary.
30:26Hi.
30:27Actually,
30:28it's been 3 years since we had a showtime.
30:30Really?
30:31Congrats.
30:32Cheers, then.
30:33Cheers.
30:35How about you?
30:36Did you have a showtime, too?
30:37Actually, we're engaged.
30:39Wow.
30:40We're engaged.
30:41Congratulations
30:42on your wedding.
30:44Thank you.
30:45Let's cheers.
30:46Cheers.
30:47Cheers.
30:48Cheers.
30:49This is for you, right?
30:51Wait, where are we going?
30:52I forgot.
30:54I forgot, too.
30:55I forgot, too.
30:56We're so happy.
30:58It's an anniversary.
30:59Yes.
31:00Can we join?
31:01Sure.
31:02Of course.
31:03It's their anniversary, too.
31:05They're engaged, too.
31:07Wow.
31:08Congratulations.
31:09Thank you.
31:13How about you?
31:14Did you have a showtime, too?
31:16Did you have a couple?
31:17No, we're just together.
31:20Oh.
31:23Why?
31:24You two are so sweet.
31:25You're making me blush.
31:27We're so sweet.
31:28We're so sweet.
31:29So what?
31:30You're so sweet.
31:31You know what?
31:32What he's doing to me is normal.
31:34Especially when we go out.
31:37So, you're dating?
31:41No, not really.
31:42We don't have a label.
31:43We don't believe in labels.
31:44If he wants to go out,
31:45we'll go out together.
31:48Yes.
31:49That's funny.
31:50How does that work?
31:51Just go with the flow.
31:53No demands.
31:54No expectations.
31:56We can also go out with someone else.
32:00Really?
32:01Yes.
32:02It's an open secret.
32:04So, you're not exclusively dating?
32:08No, not really.
32:09We don't have a label.
32:10We don't believe in labels.
32:13It's hard to ask.
32:15How often do you see each other?
32:18It's hard, right?
32:20Very often.
32:21We eat at expensive restaurants.
32:24We go to the movies.
32:26And when we go out,
32:27we just have a few drinks.
32:29Yes.
32:30We just have a few drinks.
32:31So, you're both boyfriends and girlfriends?
32:36Well, I guess.
32:38But again,
32:39we don't have a label
32:40because we don't believe in labels.
32:43Yeah.
32:45How long have you been together?
32:48I don't know.
32:50I think it's been a year.
32:53What?
32:55It's your anniversary.
32:59Technically, it's not our anniversary
33:01because you don't have a label.
33:03But,
33:04but,
33:05but,
33:06but,
33:07but,
33:08but,
33:09but,
33:10but,
33:11but,
33:12but,
33:13but,
33:14but,
33:15but,
33:16but,
33:18You'll love that.
33:22It's good.
33:23Delicious.
33:28Are you okay?
33:30What's going on?
33:33Excuse me,
33:35I'll go to the bathroom.
33:39Bro, what's wrong?
33:41I don't know.
33:42It just hurt all the sudden.
33:43It stinks?
33:44The chocolate you gave me is expired.
33:47Huh? Expired? I didn't notice.
33:50Yes, it's expired.
33:52There, it's on the label.
33:55I'm not looking at it. We don't believe in labels.
34:07Let's give a round of applause for Elle and Jeff.
34:09Jeff, did you enjoy?
34:10Yes, I really enjoyed it.
34:12Really? Good for you. Thank you to all our guests. You'll come back, right?
34:15Of course.
34:16I promise.
34:21Thank you to all of you for joining us.
34:23See you next Sunday here at the Longest Running Gag Show in the country.
34:26This is Bono!
34:28Yeah!
34:32Jeffy!
34:33There he is again.
34:34There, there, there, there, there.
34:36There!
34:37He's not supposed to be called Jeffy.
34:39Jeffy!
34:42Come on!

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