Transformers (2007)
Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film based on Hasbro's toy line of the same name. It is the first installment in the Transformers film series. The film is directed by Michael Bay from a screenplay by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman. It stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager who gets caught up in a war between the heroic Autobots and the villainous Decepticons, two factions of alien robots. The Autobots intend to retrieve and use the AllSpark, the powerful artifact that created their robotic race that is on Earth, to rebuild their home planet Cybertron and end the war, while the Decepticons have the intention of using it to build an army by giving life to the machines of Earth. Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Megan Fox, Rachael Taylor, John Turturro, and Jon Voight also star, while Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving voice Optimus Prime and Megatron, respectively.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:00:52Before time began there was the cube
00:00:57We know not where it comes from
00:01:00Only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life
00:01:06That is how our race was born
00:01:09For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power
00:01:14Some wanted it for good
00:01:17others for evil and
00:01:19so began the war a
00:01:22War that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death and the cube
00:01:29Was lost to the far reaches of space
00:01:32We scattered across the galaxy
00:01:35Hoping to find it and rebuild our home
00:01:39searching every star
00:01:41every world and
00:01:44Just when all hopes seemed lost
00:01:47Message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called
00:01:53Earth
00:01:59But we were already too late
00:02:17I've got five months of this. I can't wait to get a little taste of home
00:02:21Plate of mama's alligators ate too fair. You've been talking about barbecued gators and crickets for the last two weeks
00:02:27I'm never going to your mama's house big problem, but Bobby Bobby gators are known to have the most succulent meat
00:02:33I understand go a poquito de rojo. No, but you're right. You know, so don't see the poor elite
00:02:37English
00:02:40How many times we don't speak Spanish
00:02:43That's why you had a room there for me man. That's my hair. This is simple. Mr
00:02:46Holding the ball. I mean, I mean like they can go with the Spanish whatever. Hey you guys remember weekends
00:02:52Huh?
00:02:53The socks are Fenway cool the hot dog in a flat beer perfect day
00:02:58What about you captain? You got a perfect day. I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time
00:03:24I'm ready to do this
00:03:35Watch this cross over there like Jordan and his prime
00:03:41Step aside
00:03:44Are you doing water? Thank you. Are you gonna help me with the gear?
00:03:54I
00:03:57Don't sharp we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator ten miles out
00:04:07Unidentified aircraft you are in restricted u.s. Military airspace walk ident and proceed east out of the area
00:04:16Raptors wanted to snap to heading to five zero to intercept bogeys in the weeds ten miles out not squawk
00:04:24I
00:04:28Identified aircraft we will escort you to u.s. Sox and airbase. You do not comply. We will use deadly force
00:04:37Copy on the bogey tail 4,500 x-ray
00:04:41Sir sis here 4,500 X was shot down three months ago, Afghanistan. It's got to be a mistake check again, then recheck
00:04:47I did sir friend of mine was on that chopper
00:04:53I
00:04:57Don't worry inbound bogeys five miles out, sir
00:05:03My wife on yes, captain
00:05:07Ha ha ha my ladies. Oh my goodness. Look at it. She's getting so big
00:05:15Hey, we made a good-looking kid, I know that people say that all the time, but wow we made one good-looking kid nice work
00:05:21She has your life she left her first one. Yeah, you sure she didn't just fart
00:05:29No, she's a lady
00:05:31She doesn't know you yet, but she will
00:05:364,500 X something's not right
00:05:47Radars change it's coming from the chopper
00:05:51Well, Sarah, hey, sir, if you can hear me, I love
00:06:08Three pilot power down now
00:06:14Have your crew step out or we will kill you
00:06:21Oh
00:06:51Right, they bought me a catapult
00:07:21Oh
00:07:51Oh
00:08:21Oh
00:08:52Oh
00:08:58Okay, mr. Witwicky you're up sir, I got a lot of stuff
00:09:05Okay
00:09:07For my family G who did who did that people responsibility
00:09:16Okay
00:09:18So for my family genealogy report I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather
00:09:24Who was a famous man captain Archibald Witwicky?
00:09:27Very famous Explorer. In fact, he was one of the first to explore
00:09:32the Arctic Circle
00:09:33Which is a big deal
00:09:36In 1897 he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf
00:09:42The ice is freezing faster than it's melting
00:09:59That's the story right and here we have some of the basic instruments and tools used by 19th century seaman
00:10:07This here is the quadrant, but you can get for 80 bucks. It's all for sale by the way
00:10:10$50 for this which is a bargain. These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses
00:10:15I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things. Are you going to sell me his liver?
00:10:20Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show-and-sell. It's the 11th grade
00:10:23I don't think your grandfather would be particularly proud of what you're doing. I know I'm sorry
00:10:26I just you know, this is all going towards my car fund. You can tell your folks. It's on eBay
00:10:30I take PayPal cold hard cash works, too
00:10:32And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day. Hey, you know what?
00:10:35I take PayPal cold hard cash works, too. And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day. Damn. Sorry
00:10:40Um, unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather the genius that he was
00:10:45wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward drawing these strange symbols and babbling on about some
00:10:51Giant ice man that he thought he discovered
00:10:54Okay might be a pop quiz tomorrow might not
00:10:57Sleep in fear tonight 50 40 30. Yeah, sorry. Sorry
00:11:02Okay
00:11:04Pretty good, right? Uh, I'd say a solid b-minus
00:11:11A b-minus you were hawking your great-grandfather's crap in my class kids enjoy. Look, can you do me a favor?
00:11:16Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
00:11:19He's a guy in the green car
00:11:21Okay, I want to tell you about a dream
00:11:22A boy's dream and a man's promise to that boy. He looked at me in the eye
00:11:26He said son i'm gonna buy you a car, but I want you to bring me two thousand dollars and three a's
00:11:31Okay, I got the two thousand and I got two a's okay, here's the dream your b-minus
00:11:36dream gone kaput
00:11:38Sir, just ask yourself
00:11:41What would jesus do?
00:11:43Yes
00:11:46So a-minus it's an a though, wait, wait, wait, I can't see it's an a i'm good you're good
00:11:53Got a little surprise for you son. What kind of yeah a little surprise
00:11:59No
00:12:01No, no, no, no dad. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, I am you're not getting a porsche
00:12:12You think that's funny? Yeah, I think it's what's wrong with you you think i'd really get you a porsche
00:12:17For your first car. I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the time
00:12:21It's just a practical joke
00:12:23Funny joke
00:12:27Hey
00:12:28What?
00:12:30Your cousin got that damn clown suit. He's stroke again. Damn white folk. I'm hot makeup smelting hurts my eyes
00:12:37Here. No. No, what is this? You said you said half a car and a half a piece of crap dad
00:12:41When I was your age, I've been happy with four wheels and an engine. Let me explain something to you
00:12:44Okay, you ever see 40 year old virgin? Yeah. Okay. That's that's what this is and this is 50 year old virgin
00:12:50Okay, you want me to live that life, huh, no sacrifice, you know victory, you know, I got it the old wiki motto
00:12:55gentlemen
00:12:58Bobby bolivia like the country except without the runs
00:13:01How can I help? Well my son here
00:13:04Looking to buy his first car
00:13:06You come to see me. I had to that practically make us family. I'll go bobby v baby
00:13:12Uncle bobby v sam sam. Let me talk to you
00:13:16Sam your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods
00:13:21Let me tell you something son a driver don't pick the car
00:13:25Car pick the driver
00:13:26It's a mystical bond between man and machine son. I'm a lot of things a lot is not one of them
00:13:32Especially not in front of my mammy
00:13:34That's my mammy. Hey, mammy
00:13:38Oh, don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'll bust your head bitch. Tell me she's deaf, you know
00:13:46Uh, well over here
00:13:48Every piece of car a man might want or need this ain't bad
00:13:54This one's got racing stripes, yeah, you got racing
00:13:58Yeah, what the heck is it? I don't know nothing about this car
00:14:02Man, hey, what what is this?
00:14:05This car check it out. I don't know boss. I've never seen it. That's local. Don't go ricky ricardo on me, man
00:14:10He found out it was good
00:14:16How much well
00:14:19Considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle with the slick weld and the custom paint job, but the paint's faded
00:14:28Yeah, but it's custom it's custom faded what is your first car I wouldn't expect you to understand
00:14:33Five grand. No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry
00:14:36Kid, come on. Get out. Get out the car. No. No, you said cars pick their drivers
00:14:39Well, sometimes they pick a drive with a cheap ass phone out the car
00:14:42Uh, now this one here for jesus of you
00:14:46There's a fiesta with racing stripes over there. No, I don't want a fiesta racing stripes. This is a classic engine right here
00:14:53I sold a car the other day
00:14:58Holy cow, no, no, no, no worry. I'll get a slug hammer and knock this right out. Hey manny
00:15:04Get your clown cousin to get some hammers and come bang this stuff out, baby
00:15:08Uh, that one's my favorite drove all the way from alabama
00:15:314 000
00:15:38Foreign
00:15:44Hey, hello, mr. Secretary
00:15:49You're so young
00:15:51They're the top subject matter experts sir. And I say he's recruiting right out of high school these days guys
00:15:57That's the secretary of defense
00:16:00I am so underdressed ladies and gentlemen secretary of defense
00:16:05Please be seated
00:16:08I'm john keller
00:16:10Obviously, you're wondering why you're here. So these are the facts
00:16:15At 1900 local time yesterday socks and ford operations base in qatar was attacked so far as we know
00:16:21There were no survivors
00:16:23The objective of the attack was to hack our military network
00:16:28We're not sure exactly what they're after but we do know that they were cut off during the assault
00:16:33That they were cut off during the assault which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again
00:16:39Now no one's taking responsibility for the attack and the only real lead we have so far is this sound
00:16:53That's the signal that hacked our network
00:16:55NSA
00:16:57NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it and intercept further communications, but we need your help to find out who did this
00:17:04Now you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis
00:17:09We're on a hair trigger here people
00:17:12The president has dispatched battle groups the arabian gulf and the loc. This is as real as it's ever going to get
00:17:19Now i'm going to leave you to your officer in charge of break up into teams. You start your work
00:17:23Good luck to us all
00:17:34All right, mojo I got the car now I need the girl
00:17:40I need money to take out the girls when I need
00:17:44Zero bids
00:17:46Great broke. Come on mojo. You want your pain pill?
00:17:53Yeah, no premature good what's up nothing, you know just driving my car driving my car
00:18:01It's like clockwork
00:18:02All right. I know you get wasted on these things, but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay
00:18:07That's it for today. No more crackhead ron. This one is uneven. Yeah, probably
00:18:14This one is wobbly. Yeah, i'll take care of that real soon. Couldn't we have hired a professional?
00:18:19Oh sam, I do not like footprints on my grass what there's no foot that's why I built my path
00:18:25So why don't you go from my grass onto my path? Okay, it's family grass dad
00:18:28Well when you own your own grass, you'll understand this this I can't do it anymore
00:18:32You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. He's got enough self-esteem issues as a chihuahua. That's his bling
00:18:38I want you home at 11 o'clock. Yeah. All right 11 o'clock
00:18:42Please for the love of god drive safely
00:18:48Wow
00:18:52Wow, you are so cheap, that's his first car supposed to be like that
00:19:05At this time we can't confirm
00:19:08Whether there were any survivors
00:19:11Our bases worldwide are as of now at defcon delta our highest readiness level
00:19:17Is
00:19:18We're dealing with a very effective weapon system that we have not come across before
00:19:22But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women
00:19:28I've never seen a weapon system like this
00:19:30The thermo shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field
00:19:37That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields except like comic book stuff, right, man. I don't know
00:19:43My mama she had the gift, you know
00:19:45She saw things I got the gene too, you know
00:19:48That thing that attacked us
00:19:50I got a feeling it ain't over
00:19:53How about you use those magic voodoo powers get us the hell out of here, huh? When I took that picture
00:20:00I think you saw me
00:20:03You look right at me
00:20:06All right, we got to get this thing back to the pentagon right away they got to know what we're dealing with here
00:20:09My radio's fried
00:20:11I got no communication with ariel. My first how far do you live from here? Not far just up that mountain. You have a phone
00:20:18Yes. All right, let's hit it
00:20:24Dude are you sure we're invited to this party? Of course miles. It's a lake public property
00:20:32Oh my god, oh my god, dude. Michaela's here. Just don't do anything weird. All right, i'm good, right? Yeah, you're good. Okay
00:20:42Hey guys, check it out
00:20:47Hey, bro that card it's nice. Hey
00:20:56So what are you guys doing here
00:20:59We're here to climb this tree
00:21:02I I see that it looks it looks fun. Yeah, you know, so I thought I recognized you
00:21:06You you tried out for the football team last year, right?
00:21:08Oh
00:21:10Let's go call your mom. Oh, no, no that no that wasn't like a real tryout. I was researching a book I was writing
00:21:18Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's it about?
00:21:21Sucking at sports
00:21:24No, it's about the link between brain damage and football
00:21:27No, it's a good book. Your friends will love it
00:21:29You know, it's got mazes in it and you know little coloring areas sections pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun
00:21:36That's funny, okay, you know what stop
00:21:43Hey guys, I know of a party let's go let's head you gotta get out of the tree right now
00:21:47Just get out of the tree right now, please
00:21:51What are you doing
00:21:52She said this man
00:21:54All the chicks were watching you're making me look like an idiot. We both look like idiots just now
00:21:57Yeah, how about you? Let me drive. Oh, no, no. No, this is not a toy. These 22s. I don't want you grinding them
00:22:03Uh, why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat oh
00:22:07Oh god, I can't even tell you how much i'm not your little bunny
00:22:12Okay
00:22:15You'll call me
00:22:25Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio? I'm driving home tonight. What?
00:22:29She's an evil jock concubine man, let her hitchhike. She lives 10 miles from here. Okay, it's my only chance
00:22:34You gotta be understanding here. All right. All right. Well, we put her in the back
00:22:36I'll be quiet you say put her in the back. I close miles. I'm not putting her in the back
00:22:39You got to get out of my car right now. It's a party. What rules are bros before hoes miles
00:22:43I bet you can get out of my car. Okay, you can't do this. You got to get out of my car right now
00:22:47I
00:22:52Who's gonna come around
00:22:57Sam
00:22:59wiki
00:23:00I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything
00:23:02You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, uh, give you a ride home in my car to your house
00:23:10There you go
00:23:18So, uh
00:23:23I can't believe that i'm here right now
00:23:27You can duck down if you want I mean it won't hurt my feelings
00:23:29Uh, no, no. No, I didn't mean I didn't mean here with you. I just meant here like in this situation. Oh
00:23:35same situation that i'm always in because I don't know I guess I just have a
00:23:39weakness for hot guys for for tight abs and
00:23:42really big arms
00:23:44Arms
00:23:47Well, uh, there's a couple new additions in the car
00:23:50Like I just put in that light there
00:23:53And that disco ball
00:23:55So the light reflects off the disco ball
00:23:58Uh, yeah
00:24:03Are you are you new to school this year? It's your first year. Oh, no, no
00:24:09Uh, we've been in the same school since first grade. Really? Yeah. No. Yeah a long time
00:24:14Well, do do you have any classes together? Oh, yeah. Yeah history
00:24:19Language arts math science sam. Sam. Yeah, sam will kick you
00:24:25Wit wiki guy. You know, i'm so sorry. I just no it's cool. I just didn't recognize you. Yeah. Well, I mean that's understandable
00:24:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on
00:24:38I'm, sorry, just working out the case, you know, it's a new car
00:24:44Radio is like, you know, it's an old radio too. So
00:24:48Look this isn't something you know
00:24:50I think it's ready to stop. Look I wouldn't try this on you, you know
00:24:53Because this is like a romantic romantic thing that i'm not trying to do
00:24:56You know, not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on i'm a friend of yours
00:24:59I'm, not a romantic friend, but romantic friends do this. I mean i'm not that that friend. I mean we I could be
00:25:06Just pop the hood
00:25:14Whoa nice headers you've got a high-rise double pump carburetor that's
00:25:18Pretty impressive sam double pump
00:25:21It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster. Oh
00:25:25I'd like to go faster. It looks like your uh, your distributor cap's a little loose
00:25:33Yeah, how'd you know that?
00:25:35Uh, my dad he was a he was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this I could
00:25:41Take it all apart clean it put it back together
00:25:43That's weird. I just wouldn't pay you for mechanical
00:25:46Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do
00:25:51Especially not trent
00:25:53He hates it. Yeah. No i'm cool. Uh, you know females working on my engine. I prefer it actually
00:25:59Okay, you want to fire it up for me? Oh, yeah
00:26:02No, I was thinking
00:26:04You know it turns such a jerk. Why do you why do you hang out with him?
00:26:10You know what i'm just uh, i'm gonna walk
00:26:12Uh, good luck with your car
00:26:16All right walking's healthy, right
00:26:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, please please you gotta work for me now
00:26:26Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, please
00:26:42Come back
00:26:55There it is
00:26:57I had fun. Um, so
00:26:59You know, thanks for listening
00:27:01Oh, yeah. Yeah
00:27:03You you think i'm shallow
00:27:06Huh, I think you're shitting. No, no, no, no
00:27:09I think um
00:27:10I think there's a lot more than meets the eye
00:27:13with you
00:27:16Okay, yeah, all right i'll see you at school. All right
00:27:29That's stupid that's a stupid line somewhere to meet the eye with you
00:27:40Oh my god, I love my car
00:27:52Hey guys, I think the other team figured it out
00:27:57Iron man, come on, man. This is way too smart for iranian scientists. Huh? Think about it. What do you think kid?
00:28:05chinese
00:28:06Now why there's nothing like what the chinese are using
00:28:10Foreign
00:28:14We will hunt down this enemy what we do we'll know just what to do with
00:28:18Thank you
00:28:38Apparently there are very few mr. President. Yeah, can you wrangle me up some ding-dongs darling?
00:28:48Uh
00:28:59I'll be in storage
00:29:18Oh
00:29:25Shoot
00:29:41Oh
00:29:48So
00:30:09Do you hear that
00:30:12Is
00:30:14Are you getting this
00:30:16I think they're hacking the network again
00:30:33Oh my god, this is a direct match to the signal in qatar. Are you running a diagnostic should I be?
00:30:38Yes, you should so I am
00:30:42Um
00:30:52Someone they're hacking into air force one. We need a senior analyst
00:30:56I think they're planning a virus a virus it's streaming right now
00:30:59They are planting a virus and stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time
00:31:04Code red. We have a breach air force one. Someone on board has breached the military. I'm in the cargo hold
00:31:09Clear clear
00:31:15You gotta cut the hard lines what whatever they want they are getting it sir
00:31:20permission to take down a defense network
00:31:23Cut all server hard lines now cut all server hard lines now
00:31:39Hey
00:31:49Someone's tapping with the potus mainframe
00:31:58Shot fired the underdog deep shots fired crew prepare for emergency descent
00:32:09Oh
00:32:22I want our president in that bunker and I want to discuss a damn thing of her till that becomes reality
00:32:28That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now
00:32:31Air force one is on the ground
00:32:39Foreign
00:33:10Foreign
00:33:12Here
00:33:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's my car
00:33:43Oh
00:33:59Where you going my car buddy, where are you going?
00:34:02Hello
00:34:03Nine one emergency. My car's been stolen. I'm in pursuit, right?
00:34:07I need all units the whole the whole squadron bring everyone. No, don't ask me questions. All right, my father's out of the neighborhood watch
00:34:38So
00:34:40So
00:34:47Oh my god
00:34:49So
00:35:06My name is sam witwicky whoever finds this my car is alive, okay
00:35:11You saw that this is my last words on earth. I just want to say mom dad
00:35:14I love you. And if you find busty beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for miles. No, no, wait
00:35:19Okay, that's not true. It's mine and uncle charles gave it to me. I'm, sorry mojo. I love you
00:35:43Good dog
00:35:49Hey
00:35:57Okay, please please don't kill me i'm sorry take your keys I don't want to cause yours
00:36:05Listen listen, listen good. You're here. Let me see your hands. No, no, no, no, no, it's not me the guy's inside
00:36:11Shut up walk towards the car
00:36:15Put your head on the hood
00:36:19So
00:36:30Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network, which is what they tried to do in qatar
00:36:34Only this time it worked. What did they get? We still don't know talk to me about the virus
00:36:38It's a spider butt virus. We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system
00:36:43Can we stop it every time we try an antivirus it adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore
00:36:48It's become the system obviously the first phase of a major attack against the u.s
00:36:52The only countries with this kind of capability are russia north korea, maybe china. I'm, sorry. That's not correct
00:36:58Excuse me young lady. I didn't see you standing there. You would be who i'm just the analyst who detected the hack
00:37:03Hold on it was you
00:37:06You did it her team, sir. I was just trying to say
00:37:10They hacked your firewall in 10 seconds
00:37:12Okay, even a supercomputer with a brute force attack would take 20 years to do that
00:37:17Maybe you can explain then how our latest satellite imagery shows north korea doubling its naval activity
00:37:22Maybe it's a precaution because isn't that what we're doing?
00:37:26The signal pattern is learning it's evolving on its own and you need to move past furrier transfers and and start considering quantum mechanics
00:37:34There is nothing on earth that complex. What about an organism?
00:37:38A living organism, maybe some kind of dna-based computer and I know that that sounds crazy. That's enough. That's enough
00:37:45We have six floors of analysts working on this thing
00:37:48Now if you can find proof to back up your theory, i'm going to be happy to listen to you
00:37:52But if you don't get a filter on that brain mouth thing, you're going to be off the team. You understand?
00:38:03Look I can't be any clearer and how crystal clear I am being
00:38:07It just stood up just stood up
00:38:11Wow, it's really neat
00:38:14Okay, chiefy time to fill her up. I know drippy drippy
00:38:19What are you rolling?
00:38:20Whip its goofballs
00:38:21Little wowie sauce with the boys. No, i'm not on any drugs. What's these?
00:38:26It's not in your pocket
00:38:27mojo
00:38:30Is that what the kids are doing now a little bit of mojo those are my dog's pain pills, you know, chihuahua
00:38:36I
00:38:40Always that
00:38:43You eyeball my piece 50 cent
00:38:46Oh
00:38:47You want to go?
00:38:49Make something happen do it
00:38:51Because I promise you
00:38:52I will bust you up
00:38:55Are you on drugs?
00:38:58You
00:39:05Let's hope this telephone line works
00:39:21What the heck was that
00:39:28English dude english
00:39:49Everybody quiet settle. Whoa mother. What the hell?
00:39:58Watch
00:40:10Go
00:40:28Fick
00:40:53An emergency pentagon call I need you you understand it's an emergency
00:40:58I
00:41:01Don't have a credit card
00:41:03Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any beat at all
00:41:07I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly. I'm in the middle of a war
00:41:12freaking ridiculous
00:41:17I need a credit card
00:41:22Hey, where's your wallet pocket
00:41:24Pocket
00:41:37Also, sir, have you heard about a premium plus world service call package? No, I don't want a premium package
00:41:45That's pentagon
00:41:49Give me status
00:41:51Sir we're tracking a special ops team under fire in qatar. They say they're survivors of the base attack survivors
00:42:00I've never seen this in my life need gunships on station asap. The predator is coming up in a minute
00:42:05We're linking the call to the nearest awak
00:42:13I'm no man. I'm a man. Have you seen this shit predator eta two minutes?
00:42:22Oh
00:42:34What is that
00:42:41We need air support and we need it now rolling strike package bravo on unknown target I authenticate tango whiskey
00:42:48And time zero three hundred zulu
00:42:50Attention all aircraft. This will be a danger close fire mission weapons. I just get a call from falcon ops
00:42:55Who's closer to kill box one alpha to the hog, sir? Okay, send the hogs over to kill box one alpha
00:42:59It's a danger
00:43:05Seven man team north of orange smoke proceed kill box one alpha
00:43:13Attack direction west you cleared hot
00:43:19Oh
00:43:29We got a beam rider incoming
00:43:41Receiving radar
00:43:48So
00:44:00No freaking way that thing's still not down spooky three two use 105 shells bring the rain
00:44:08V5 ground teams requesting 105 sable rounds
00:44:18So
00:44:39Did we lose him warthog one confirmed visual on friendlies
00:44:43Yeah
00:44:47Where's feg
00:44:58Get in there
00:45:05Bring them home
00:45:08You get those men stateside right now I want them debriefed in 10 hours
00:45:20There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code
00:45:37I
00:45:39Am sorry to bother you
00:45:41Maggie
00:45:43No, this is my private area my place of zen and peace
00:45:49Shut up grandma, what are you doing here? Just give me a break. Will you drink your prune juice?
00:46:07Oh
00:46:14Don't you want to see something classified? Yeah
00:46:20Hey, I just paused it I just paused it. Hey, I need a moment
00:46:24Please sorry
00:46:26And they saved my game
00:46:28How classified?
00:46:31Like I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you classified yes
00:46:37One quick peek
00:46:38Special ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in qatar. I want to see it
00:46:42Well, the imager was damaged sir
00:46:44The rangers are in route with the imager
00:46:46But we also have a security issue circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy of the network intrusion signal
00:46:54Oh
00:46:55The signal strength is through the roof. What did you say?
00:46:57You got this pack the national military air guard frequency in less than a minute
00:47:02No way. Yeah
00:47:06Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic
00:47:17Project ice man, what's sector seven? Who's captain wick wicky? Are you playing those video games again?
00:47:36No
00:47:49It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago when over 40 c17s lifted off of this very base
00:47:57We're not told where they're going
00:47:59The government has been very quiet about what's going on
00:48:03Who are headed directly towards north korea
00:48:05Stop at the parking mojo. It's too early, please
00:48:13Miles listen listen my car. It stole itself. Okay. What are you talking about man? Satan's camaro in my yard. It's stalking me
00:48:28Stop no, no, no, no
00:48:35Ah
00:48:39Sam oh
00:48:43Why that was uh, that was really
00:48:47awesome
00:48:48It felt awesome. Are you okay? I'm not. Okay. All right. I'm losing my mind a little bit
00:48:52I'm getting chased by my car right now. I gotta go
00:48:55You know, i'm gonna catch up with you guys later
00:49:05So
00:49:19Ah
00:49:30Oh great
00:49:36Officer
00:49:39Listen
00:49:49I've had the worst day ever. I've been i've been followed here on my mother's bike, right?
00:49:54And my car's right there and it's been following me here. So so get out of the car
00:49:58Oh
00:50:18Okay, what do you want from me?
00:50:29Oh god, no
00:50:42Oh, it's a bad dream
00:50:45Are you username ladies man 217? I don't know what you're talking about. Are you username ladies man 217?
00:50:51Yeah, where is the ebay item 21153? Where are the glasses?
00:50:58Oh
00:51:08Get back
00:51:16What is your problem sam, okay, there's a monster right there just attacked me here he comes
00:51:22All right, get up get up front you have to run
00:51:29Ah
00:51:32Sam what is that thing? You have to get in the car get in the car. Trust me. Trust me. Sam get in
00:51:53Go go go
00:51:59Okay, we're gonna die
00:52:03Trust me he's a kick-ass driver
00:52:14Oh my god
00:52:28Oh
00:52:33We're locked in
00:52:36The car won't start at least we did some monster, right?
00:52:46Okay
00:52:58Oh
00:53:28Oh
00:53:54He's got me
00:53:58Oh
00:54:02He's gonna kill me
00:54:23Get
00:54:28Me
00:54:48That's a top without a head on
00:54:50Oh
00:54:57Come on
00:55:13What is it
00:55:16It's a robot
00:55:19But like a like a different, you know, like a super advanced robot
00:55:25It's probably japanese, yeah, it's definitely japanese
00:55:30What are you doing
00:55:33I don't think it wants to hurt us. I would have done that already
00:55:36Really? Well, do you speak robot because they just have like a giant droid death match
00:55:43I think it wants something for me
00:55:46What well because the other one was talking about my ebay page
00:55:50You were the strangest boy I have ever met
00:55:53Can you talk xm satellite radio digital cable?
00:55:59So you you talk to the radio
00:56:04So, what was that last night what was that
00:56:06That's a true start
00:56:14What are you like an alien or something
00:56:22Any more questions you want to ask he wants us to get in that car
00:56:29And go here
00:56:3150 years from now when you're looking back at your life
00:56:33Don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
00:56:36So
00:56:38So
00:57:05This car's a pretty good driver
00:57:09Yeah
00:57:11Why don't you go sit in that seat there i'm not gonna sit in that seat he's driving. Yeah
00:57:18You're right
00:57:21Well, maybe you should sit in my lap why
00:57:25I have the only seat right here, you know safety first
00:57:31Yeah, right, right, yeah, okay
00:57:35Yeah
00:57:37See this right here
00:57:39Okay
00:57:44You know that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move
00:57:48Thank you
00:57:50You know what? I don't understand
00:57:53Why if he's supposed to be like this super advanced robot does he transform back into this piece of crap? Come here
00:58:01Oh see no get no that doesn't work
00:58:04see
00:58:09Fantastic now you pissed him off that car is sensitive. I mean four thousand dollars just drove off
00:58:29What
00:58:34So
00:59:04So
00:59:34This is you
00:59:56This is the coolest thing i've ever seen
00:59:58Loads of everywhere. This is easily a hundred times cooler than armageddon. I swear to god
01:00:19Whoa, sweet, oh dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance because he is so bold
01:00:28What is that
01:00:30Something in the tree dude, there's something in the thing by the tree. Did you guys just give me a space rock?
01:00:58So
01:01:11Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy? Hey, sweetheart. What are you doing out here by yourself? Holy god, what happened to the pool?
01:01:28So
01:01:58So
01:02:28So
01:02:53Are you samuel james witwicky descendant of archibald witwicky
01:02:59Your name
01:03:01Yeah
01:03:02My name is optimus prime
01:03:05We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron
01:03:09But you can call us autobots for short autobots. What's cracking little bitches my first lieutenant
01:03:16Designation jazz this looks like a cool place to kick it
01:03:22What is that how do you learn to talk like that we've learned earth's languages through the worldwide web
01:03:29My weapons specialist ironhide
01:03:32You feeling lucky punk easy ironhide. Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons
01:03:41Our medical officer ratchet the boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female
01:03:49You already know your guardian bumblebee
01:03:52Bumblebee check on the right. Yep. Second and none. So you're my guardian, huh?
01:03:59His vocal processes were damaged in battle. I'm still working on him
01:04:09Why are you here we are here looking for the all spark and we must find it before megatron mega what
01:04:22Is
01:04:27Our planet was once a powerful empire
01:04:31Peaceful and just
01:04:34Until we were betrayed by megatron
01:04:37leader of the decepticons
01:04:40All who defied them were destroyed
01:04:43Our war finally consumed the planet
01:04:46And the all spark was lost to the stars
01:04:50Megatron followed it to earth
01:04:54Where captain witwicky found him
01:04:57My grandfather it was an accident that intertwined our fates
01:05:10I think the dogs have found something
01:05:19Oh
01:05:42Megatron crash landed before he could retrieve the cube
01:05:50Oh, man, we've made a discovery he accidentally activated his navigation system
01:06:12The coordinates to the cube's location on earth were imprinted on his glasses
01:06:18How'd you know about his glasses
01:06:21ebay
01:06:22ebay if the decepticons find the all spark
01:06:26They will use its power to transform earth's machines and build a new army and the human race will be extinguished
01:06:36Sam witwicky you hold the key to earth's survival
01:06:44Please tell me that you have those glasses
01:06:48You
01:06:51It's like a self-regenerating molecular armor
01:06:55Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit melted right through
01:06:58Hey, aren't sables hot loaded for like a 6 000 degree magnesium burn close to it. It melts tank armor
01:07:04This metal skin must react to extreme heat
01:07:09I thought you said that thing was dead man
01:07:12Strap it down
01:07:15This thing is wicked
01:07:16All right, get on the horn of northern command. Tell them that our effective weapon is high heat
01:07:19Sable rounds recommend we load them on all the gunships go
01:07:27You want that piece
01:07:29Okay, maggie. Look
01:07:30Let me break it down. See how it's gonna happen. They're gonna come through that door and be good cop bad cop
01:07:34Don't fall for that. All right
01:07:36That's why I ate their food. So they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt
01:07:40If you don't touch it, you're guilty
01:07:43I ate the whole plate the whole plate. Okay, it's me and you they walk through that door. You don't say nothing
01:08:05She did she did it she's the one you want. All right
01:08:08I was just sitting at home watching cartoons playing video games with my cousin and she came in there
01:08:13Hey, I am not going to jail for you or anybody else. I have done nothing bad my entire life
01:08:18Hey, man, i'm still a virgin
01:08:20Okay, so what I downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the internet. Who has it? Who has it?
01:08:26No, you shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me criminal
01:08:32Oh sugar rush this this is not his fault
01:08:35See so can I go home now? Okay, but just listen to me
01:08:39Okay, whoever hacked into your military system downloaded a file
01:08:42All right
01:08:42It was something about about someone named wit wiki and um some government group right?
01:08:47Um named sector seven you have to let me talk to defense secretary keller before you go to war with the wrong country
01:08:53Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right. What did he say?
01:08:57Did he hear it too? Yeah jack heard it too. What does he think it is? He thinks it's a military experiment
01:09:02What yeah, I think it's a plane
01:09:04Oh
01:09:08Still no official word as to what happened. Yeah
01:09:11Call sam. He should be home in 15 minutes. I'll call him in 15 minutes
01:09:15If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him. I can't ground him. He's not late. Can I?
01:09:24I need you to stay here. All right, you got to stay here and you're gonna watch him. Okay, all of them
01:09:28You hear what i'm saying? Yeah, five minutes. All right
01:09:31Thanks for staying on my path. Oh, yeah, no dad. Hey
01:09:34Hey, oh the path. I'm, sorry. I forgot about the path. I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
01:09:38You know, I I buy half your car and I bail you out of jail and then I just decided to do all your chores
01:09:44Yeah, life is great. Life is life is fantastic is how good it is. So great. Oh the uh, the trash can sorry dad
01:09:50I'm gonna do the trash. No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself. No, don't strain myself
01:09:54Daddy would hurt my feelings if you do it. You sure?
01:09:57No, no, i'm gonna do it
01:09:58I'm gonna do the trash cans and i'm gonna scrape the grill and i'm gonna
01:10:01I'm gonna sweep up the whole uh house right now tonight right now right now
01:10:07the uh, um
01:10:10I love you
01:10:11God, I love you
01:10:13Just so much right now, you know, mom wanted me to ground you you're three minutes late, right?
01:10:17Oh, well just another thing you did for me dad because you're such a swell guy one more thing
01:10:22All right. I love you sleep. Good handsome, man
01:10:26What are you doing what are you doing no watch the path watch the path
01:10:29Please please please
01:10:34Sorry, my bad, oh my god, you could you couldn't wait for five you couldn't wait for five minutes. I just stay just stay
01:10:44I told you what I told you. Okay, you know what? They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. This is bad
01:10:50No
01:10:53Off the rope
01:10:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no easy easy. Hold on. Oh, this is mojo. This is mojo. He's a pet of mine. He's a pet
01:11:01Okay, that's all
01:11:02Just put the guns away. Put them away. You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?
01:11:10This is my this is my chihuahua we we love chihuahuas don't we he's leaked lubricants all over my foot
01:11:19Bad mojo bad mojo bad mojo. I'm, sorry. He's got a male dominant. That's all it is
01:11:25It's gonna rust all right
01:11:29Okay, okay
01:11:32Just hurry
01:11:37Autobots recon
01:11:40I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen lots of mice on his nose. I uh, I had to slap around a little bit
01:11:50You didn't even ground him almost
01:11:55Oh, no
01:11:58Come on
01:12:06Time is short. They really want those glasses. What are you doing? Okay, please hurry, okay
01:12:15Yeah, no, no, it's definitely gone what do you mean my glasses were in the bag they were in the backpack
01:12:19And now the backpack isn't here. Well, they're gonna be pissed. So so what do you want to do?
01:12:22So what I think you should do is you should you should check this hole this whole section here
01:12:26Just give it a clean sweep and i'll get the corner here. Yeah. No, no, but not not there. That's right. That's my private. Sorry
01:12:33I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest. You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in the room
01:12:41What now
01:12:44No, no
01:12:46No, no, no
01:12:48This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard not a truck stop
01:12:52Oh, okay. I saw it the ufo made it right here and now it's gone. My moped's under there, man
01:12:58Who's gonna pay for that?
01:13:06Oh, no, no, no, this is my mother's flat
01:13:08Okay, listen, you gotta listen to me if my parents come out here and they see you they're gonna freak out
01:13:12My mother's got a temper. Okay, we must have the glasses. I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere
01:13:17They're not here. They're definitely not here
01:13:19Keep searching. I need you to be quiet for five minutes ten minutes. Okay, please i'm begging you
01:13:24You got it. You're making a racket. I can't I can't concentrate. You want me to look and i'm here
01:13:28You got to do something here. You got to do something here autobots fall back, please for five minutes good
01:13:34Good, okay
01:13:36What is the matter with you can't you be quiet you want us to be quiet
01:13:48Judy
01:13:49Judy get under the table move it duck and cover right now. How'd you get over there so fast?
01:13:55Wow, that was tingly
01:13:57Try that. Yeah, that looks fun
01:14:00Me
01:14:05Sam sammy
01:14:10What the hell is that
01:14:11I don't know
01:14:13Sam, that's weird. Sam ratchet point the light. Come on. Hurry. We got a major issue here. What's with the light?
01:14:20You gotta stop the light. What's going on? Shut it off. You gotta tell him to shut it. Are you in there?
01:14:23How come the door's locked? You know the rules no doors locked in my house
01:14:28You know, he'll start counting if you don't open the doors. Oh dear four
01:14:36Two he's counting
01:14:39What's up
01:14:40What's with the bat? Who are you talking to?
01:14:43Talking to you. Why are you so sweaty and filthy? I'm a child, you know a teenager
01:14:48We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe it doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light? No, what light?
01:14:53There's no light. There's no light. You got two lights in your hand
01:14:56Maybe look you can't you can't just bounce into my room like that. You gotta knock you gotta communicate
01:15:03You didn't knock you were screaming at me, okay
01:15:05This is repression what you're doing here. You're ruining my youth. Okay for pete's sakes. You are so defensive
01:15:11were you
01:15:12masturbating
01:15:15Judy was I master? No mom
01:15:18No, I don't masturbate something for you to bring up. That's a father and son father
01:15:22You don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable you can call it
01:15:26sam's happy time or
01:15:29My special alone time mom
01:15:33I'm, sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink. No, no dad. Yeah. Well, we saw a light
01:15:39parents
01:15:41Where it was, but we saw it
01:15:46It's another one another earthquake in the doorway, okay after shock after shock
01:15:51Oh, I hate these quick hide
01:16:01Oh, no, look at the yard the yard is destroyed
01:16:08Ah
01:16:09Judy better call the city. We got a blow transformer power poles sparking all over the place
01:16:16Oh, man, that's a waste trashed
01:16:19gone
01:16:21The parents very irritating. Yeah, can I take them out iron hide, you know, we don't harm humans
01:16:28What is with you? Well, i'm just saying we could
01:16:32It's an option
01:16:33I heard you talking to somebody sam. We want to know
01:16:37Hi i'm micaela i'm a i'm a friend of sam's
01:16:44Gosh you're gorgeous. Oh
01:16:46She can hear you talking
01:16:48Thank you, oh my goodness, i'm, sorry you had to hear our little family discussion
01:17:14Okay
01:17:15Okay, your mom's so nice
01:17:18I want you to distract my parents while I slip out and get these glasses to them. Okay?
01:17:28Ronald wickety, it's wit wicky. Who are you? We're the government sector seven
01:17:32Never heard of it never will
01:17:34Your son's the great grandson of captain archibald wickety. Is he not it's wit wicky. May I enter the premises sir?
01:17:42ron
01:17:43There's guys all over the front yard
01:17:45The heck is going on here your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think it's involved in a national security matter
01:17:51National security. That's right national security my god, ron
01:17:54They're everywhere. There's guys in suits all around the house. Look at this. Can't you stay off the grass?
01:17:59Give me a sample and some isotope
01:18:02Out of the ground good lord. They've got to get their hands off my bush drop the bat, ma'am
01:18:07I'm carrying a loaded weapon, but you better get those guys out of my garden or i'm gonna beat the crap out of them
01:18:12Have you experienced any flu-like symptoms aching joints fever? No, what is this?
01:18:18How you doing, son? Is your name sam?
01:18:21Yeah, well, I need you to come with us way out of line, sir. I am asking politely
01:18:27Back off. You're not taking my son really you're gonna try to get rough with us
01:18:31No, but i'm gonna call the cops because there's something fishy going on around here
01:18:35There's something a little fishy about you your son your little taco bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here
01:18:41What operation is what we are gonna find out I think direct contact
01:18:52Son yeah step forward, please just stand
01:19:0314 rats bingo tango
01:19:08You hurt my dog i'll kick your ass
01:19:12Do not say anything sam. Yeah, it's not a word until we get a lawyer
01:19:20So, uh
01:19:23Ladies man
01:19:25217 that is your ebay username, right?
01:19:30Yeah, but you know, it was a typo and I ran with it. What do you make of this? My name is sam
01:19:35Okay, and my is that you
01:19:37Yeah, that sounds like ladies man last night at the station. You told the officer your car
01:19:43transformed
01:19:46Enlighten me what here's what I said, okay
01:19:48Because this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen
01:19:52Really from me, um from my home and but it's fine now because it's back it came back
01:19:58Well, not by itself. Well, no because cars don't do that because that would be crazy
01:20:04Ha ha ha
01:20:08So, what do you kids know about aliens, huh?
01:20:11Oh, you're like a martian like what et
01:20:14No, it's an urban legend. Yeah, you see this
01:20:17This is I could do whatever I want and get away with it badge, right? I'm gonna lock you up
01:20:22Forever. Oh god, you know what? Don't listen to him
01:20:24He's just pissy because he's got to get back to guarding the mall you in the training brah
01:20:28Do not test me
01:20:30Especially with your daddy's parole coming up what?
01:20:33Parole it's nothing a grand theft auto. That ain't nothing
01:20:37You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix. Well, they they weren't always his he stole cars
01:20:42Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter. So sometimes he had to take me along
01:20:46She's got her own juvie record to prove it. She's a criminal
01:20:50Criminals are hot
01:20:52Well, it'd be a real shame if he had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life. It is time to talk
01:21:02Oh
01:21:33Ua holes are in trouble now gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend
01:21:41Optimus prime
01:21:44Taking the children was a bad move autobots relieve them of their weapons
01:22:03So
01:22:13Hi there
01:22:15You don't seem afraid
01:22:18Are you not surprised to see us?
01:22:20look
01:22:22There are that's seven protocols
01:22:25Okay
01:22:26I'm not authorized to communicate with you except to tell you I can't communicate with you get out of the car
01:22:33Me now, all right. All right. Get out. All right. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. You see
01:22:39Very nifty how you put us down without really
01:22:42Killing us you get what handcuffs too now, huh? How you doing? You weren't supposed to hear all that
01:22:47Yeah
01:22:49This is real
01:22:54I have a record because I went and turned my dad in
01:22:57When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?
01:23:03Big guys big guys with big guns. What is sector seven?
01:23:07Answer me. I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you young man. How'd you know about the aliens?
01:23:12Where did you take my parents? I am not at liberty to discuss it. Hey, you touched me. That's a federal offense
01:23:17Do whatever you want get away with your badge, right?
01:23:19Brave now all of a sudden with his big alien friend standing over there. Where's sector seven. Wouldn't you like to know?
01:23:24Hey
01:23:31Bumblebee stop lubricating the back
01:23:38All right tough guy take it off what are you talking about your clothes all of it off for what
01:23:45For threatening my dad
01:23:48Oh
01:23:50Lady this is the beginning of the end of your life
01:23:57You're a criminal
01:24:00Let's face facts it's in your gene pool
01:24:04Nice rock it behind the pole. This is such a felony what you're doing
01:24:10I
01:24:12Will hunt you down hunt you down without any remorse no remorse
01:24:17Okay
01:24:18We've got to alert everyone. They already know
01:24:22speaker
01:24:29Optimus incoming
01:24:39Yes
01:24:56Fuck you get
01:25:10Right down below us. There he is ship wanted to come on in
01:25:14That's it right there
01:25:27Okay, i'm tracking up I got him
01:25:29Oh
01:25:37Where'd he go guys? I lost him. He's got no ir signature. Where'd he go?
01:25:59So
01:26:09Easy you too
01:26:29Oh
01:26:41All right, we've got a pin we've got a pin
01:26:53Take the shot rip get it
01:26:59Hey
01:27:15Stop
01:27:26Look he's not fighting back
01:27:29No
01:27:37Stop
01:28:00So
01:28:20Happy to see me again put him in a car with his little criminal friend
01:28:30Okay
01:28:32I want that thing frozen and ready to transport
01:28:44Hang back, let me check it out
01:28:49Optimus
01:28:52Are we just gonna stand here and do nothing there's no way to free bumblebee without harming the humans
01:28:59But it's not right. Let them leave
01:29:14Chinese and the russians are nearing our area of operations in the western pacific
01:29:17We feel like this could get out of hand real fast, but the next couple of hours may just define his presidency
01:29:23So
01:29:27U.s and chinese task force is approaching 100 nautical miles of cruise missile range
01:29:31Tell the strike crew commander that he's not to engage unless fired on first. Yes, sir. Mr. Secretary
01:29:39Tom banachek i'm with sector 7 advanced research division
01:29:44Never heard of it. I'm a little busy tom. I think you can see that
01:29:53No
01:29:57Sit down
01:29:59Talk to me the whole room's gone down sir. I can see that the virus was coded to shut us down general
01:30:05I'll take a seat
01:30:07What do you mean shut us down then used our network to spread out to the whole world?
01:30:11The blackout is global. We have no communication satellite and landlines of death
01:30:16You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone and call my family?
01:30:23You
01:30:26Mr. Secretary i'm here under direct order from the president
01:30:32You really need to see what I have in the case
01:30:38You'll have to accept that there's certain things you won't understand right away
01:30:42Sector 7 is a special access division of the government
01:30:45convened in secret under president hoover 80 years ago
01:30:49You may remember if nasa jpl lost the beagle 2 mars rover
01:30:55We told them to report the mission a complete failure
01:30:58It wasn't
01:30:59beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds
01:31:02This was classified above top secret
01:31:19Oh
01:31:23More than just a pile of martian rocks
01:31:27This is the image from mars
01:31:29Here's the image your special ops team was able to retrieve from the base attack
01:31:35We believe they're of the same exoskeletal type
01:31:39And obviously not russian or north korean
01:31:42Are we talking about?
01:31:44An invasion we intercepted the message from your special ops team
01:31:48These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it
01:31:51That's why the virus shut us down so we can't coordinate against their next attack
01:31:57Which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming
01:32:01soon
01:32:05Get word to our fleet commanders over the national guard frequency. It's a shortwave radio channel. It might be still working
01:32:11Come to turn their ships around come home asap
01:32:14And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack
01:32:19So
01:32:28Captain lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now. Let's go
01:32:37She's in here
01:32:39What's going on?
01:32:41You're coming with me
01:32:43You're going to be my advisor me, too
01:32:45You who's this?
01:32:49He's my advisor
01:32:52He comes, too
01:33:04So what did I get you for uh, I bought a car
01:33:10Turned out to be an alien robot
01:33:13Who knew
01:33:15So
01:33:17So
01:33:44Please let this work
01:33:48Fired up optimus
01:33:51The code the code on these glasses indicates the all spark is 230 miles from here
01:34:00I sense the decepticons are getting ready to mobilize
01:34:05They must know it's here as well. What about bumblebee?
01:34:08We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment. He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission
01:34:16Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want. Why are we fighting to save the humans?
01:34:25They're a primitive violent race
01:34:31Were we so different
01:34:33They're a young species. They have much to learn
01:34:38But i've seen goodness in them
01:34:41Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
01:34:45You all know there's only one way to end this war we must destroy the cube
01:34:53If all else fails
01:34:55I will unite it with the spark in my chest. That's suicide. The cube is raw power. It could destroy you both
01:35:03Unnecessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes
01:35:11Oh, it's been an honor serving with you all autobots roll out
01:35:35At ease
01:35:36Captain sergeant
01:35:37You got your intel excellent work. Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
01:35:41They're being retrofitted with saber rounds now
01:35:43If they hit us again, we'll be ready but uh won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up
01:35:49Hey kid
01:35:51I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
01:35:54You must be hungry. You want a latte ho-ho double venti macchiato? Where's my car?
01:36:00son
01:36:01I need you to listen to me very carefully
01:36:04People can die here
01:36:06We need to know everything, you know, we need to know it now. Okay
01:36:10First i'll take my car my parents. Maybe you should write that down
01:36:14Oh and her juvie record that's got to be gone
01:36:17like forever
01:36:20Come with me we'll talk about your car
01:36:23Thank you
01:36:26Man's an extortionist
01:36:29All right, here's the situation you've all had direct contact with the nbes nbe
01:36:35Non-biological extraterrestrials try and keep up with the acronyms what you're about to see is totally classified
01:36:51Dear god, what is this?
01:36:54We think
01:36:56When he made his approach over the north pole our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry
01:37:01He crashed in the ice probably a few thousand years ago
01:37:05We shipped him here to this facility in 1934
01:37:09Call him nb
01:37:11one
01:37:11well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know, but
01:37:15I mean, that's megatron
01:37:17He's the leader of the decepticons
01:37:19He's been in cryostasis since 1935
01:37:22Your great-great-grandfather
01:37:25Made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind fact is you're looking at the source of the modern age
01:37:31microchip lasers spaceflight cars all reverse engineered
01:37:36by studying him
01:37:38nve one
01:37:40That's what we call it
01:37:42And you didn't think the united states military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement
01:37:47Until these events we had no credible threat to national security
01:37:52Well, you got one now
01:37:54So why earth it's the all spark
01:37:57All spark. What is that? Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube looking thing
01:38:01Anyway, mr. Nve1 here aka megatron
01:38:05That's what they call them. It's pretty much the harbinger of death wants to use the cube to transform human technology to take over the universe
01:38:12That's their plan
01:38:13Are you sure about that? Yeah
01:38:18You guys know where it is, don't you
01:38:22Follow me
01:38:27You're about to see our crown jewel
01:38:38Carbon dating puts the cube here around 10 000 bc
01:38:43The first seven didn't find it until 1913
01:38:461913
01:38:47They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the cube as well as in v1
01:38:53President hoover had the dam built around it
01:38:55four football fields thick of concrete a perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone or
01:39:03Any alien species on the outside?
01:39:16So
01:39:19Yeah
01:39:44Wait back up you said the dam hides the cubes energy
01:39:48What kind exactly good question?
01:39:55Please step inside they have to lock us in
01:40:04Oh wow
01:40:06Is that freddy kruger been up in here or something? Oh, no, man. Freddy kruger have four blades man. That's only three. That's wolverine
01:40:14Right, that's very funny
01:40:18Anybody have any mechanical devices blackberry key alarm cell phone. I got a phone
01:40:24Oh
01:40:26Nokia's are real nasty. You've got to respect the japanese. They know the way of the samurai
01:40:34Niki is from finland
01:40:36Yes, but he's uh, you know
01:40:39A little strange. He's a little strange
01:40:43We're able to take the cube radiation
01:40:45And
01:40:47Funnel it into that box
01:41:03Mean little sucker, huh? That thing is freaky kind of like the itty bitty energizer bunny from hell, huh?
01:41:15That's what
01:41:21Breaking the box
01:41:45So
01:41:52Gentlemen they know the cube is here
01:41:55Banachek what's going on? The mb1 hanger has lost power and the backup generator is just not gonna cut it. Do you have an arms room?
01:42:11Get everyone to the mb1 chamber now
01:42:15Let's go they're popping our generators
01:42:35We're losing pressure we're losing pressure cryogenic system is failing we're losing nve1
01:42:46So
01:42:4940 millimeters
01:43:01You gotta take me to my car
01:43:03You have to take me to my car. He's gonna know what to do with the cube your car
01:43:05It's confiscated and unconfiscated. We do not know what'll happen if we let any of this thing
01:43:09You don't know maybe you know, but I don't know you just want to sit here and wait and see what happens
01:43:12I have people's lives at stake here young man
01:43:16Drop it
01:43:20Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:43:23Drop your weapon soldier
01:43:26There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shoot me. No, we didn't ask to be here
01:43:28I'm ordering you under s7 executive jurisdiction s7 don't exist right and we don't take orders from people that don't exist
01:43:34I'm gonna count to five. I'm gonna count to three
01:43:36Hmm siemens, yes, sir. I do what he says losing's really not an option for these guys
01:43:48All right, okay. Hey you want to lay the fate of the world on the kids camaro that's cool
01:44:06Stop stop, you gotta let him go. Let him go. You okay?
01:44:13They hurt you, right
01:44:24Listen to me the cube is here the decepticons are coming
01:44:30No, no, don't worry about them, they're okay, right they're not gonna hurt you
01:44:34Okay, just back up a little bit he's friendly he's fine
01:44:39Okay, come on put the guns down we're not gonna hurt you come with me we're gonna take you to the allspark
01:45:03Oh, okay, here we go. He's doing something he's doing something
01:45:29Oh my god
01:45:34Message from starfleet captain, let's get to it. He's right. We stay here. We're screwed with megatron and the other hangar
01:45:41Mission city is 22 miles away. We're gonna sneak that cube out of here and we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city
01:45:46Good, right, but we cannot make a stand without the air force
01:45:50This place must have some kind of radio link. Yes short waves should be yes, sir
01:45:54You got to figure out some way to get word out to him. Let's move in the alien archive, sir
01:45:58There's an old army radio console. Will it work? How anything's possible? You see that?
01:46:03Sam get in the car. Mr. Secretary get our birds in the air when we get to the city
01:46:07We're gonna find a radio. I'll have it back to her man. Okay
01:46:10affirmative
01:46:27Set up perimeter around the yellow vehicle
01:46:33I
01:46:43Have
01:47:02A cube's, okay. Yeah, it's fine. Put the seatbelt on
01:47:24Where is the cube the humans have taken it?
01:47:28What
01:47:32You fail me yet again star screen get them
01:47:39Over here, sir
01:47:43Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Come to me. Come to me locked in there
01:47:49We're hot we're live where are the mics
01:47:52Mics
01:47:55This doesn't work without mics
01:47:58Let's find them
01:47:59You're getting a chair. Just get in the chair, right?
01:48:03How do we get the signal
01:48:05How do we call the air force?
01:48:06Glenn
01:48:08Can you hot wire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio? What is that morse code?
01:48:13You can use this to transmit it through that. Okay, i'll do it. Turn it around. Okay, let's see. Uh
01:48:19That's a simmons. I need a screwdriver
01:48:22So
01:48:32There's optimism
01:48:52Almost done. What the hell was that?
01:49:00Barricade the door
01:49:14Here put some rounds in
01:49:17What is this
01:49:19Master search
01:49:21I I got it. We're transmitting exactly what I say. Get out of the way. Get out of the way
01:49:29This is defense secretary keller, uh-huh
01:49:36What was that authenticate emergency action blackbird one one nine five
01:49:42Sir, I have an authenticated airstrike order from sect
01:49:47So
01:50:09Oh, no, no, no, no what same car block him block him block him
01:50:16Ah
01:50:32Oh
01:50:46Yeah
01:51:06Come on
01:51:16Ah
01:51:33This is so not good
01:51:47Oh
01:51:53He's behind the pillow
01:52:07The air force they're responding
01:52:17Oh
01:52:23Yes, they're sending f-22s to the city
01:52:30Strike dark star roll call
01:52:37Push to kill box one alpha
01:52:46Oh, let's go
01:52:50Yeah, I got shortwave radios
01:52:53Wait, what what am I supposed to do with these? Well use them. That's all we got
01:52:58This is like radio shag dinosaur radios or something, man. I'm only gonna get 20 30 miles out of these things
01:53:04Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
01:53:07F-22 12 o'clock. I want planes for air cover and get blackhawks on station to extract that cube. Got it
01:53:14Yeah
01:53:16Air forces arrived pop smoke raptor raptor. Do you copy?
01:53:22We have you visual
01:53:24Green smoke is the mark provide air cover and vector blackhawks for extraction
01:53:34It's star scream, please tell me you copy back up take cover
01:53:43Oh
01:53:47Back up back up
01:54:14Oh
01:54:36You all right, please get up
01:54:43Ratchet
01:54:46The hell was that what are you talking about? What do you mean? What am I talking about?
01:54:49They shot at us f-22 pilots would never fly below buildings. That's alien. That ain't friendly
01:54:54You gotta get up. You're okay
01:55:04Alpha 273 degrees 10 miles november victor 1.2 clicks north
01:55:14Oh
01:55:26Move out let's go
01:55:28So
01:55:42I'm not gonna leave you
01:55:59So
01:56:23Come on
01:56:29Uh
01:56:46Concentrate your fire
01:56:59Shit
01:57:09It's megatron retreat move follow that
01:57:29We need air cover down here now
01:57:37Sam help me with this
01:57:43Oh, you got mektron come here little cretin
01:57:47You want a piece of me? You want to me? No, I want
01:57:53What's going on
01:57:56Sir that tank thing's getting back up these things just don't die
01:58:06Oh, you're so good wrap around the head
01:58:10Where's the cube right there, okay, take that wrap around the base and then put around his neck. Okay
01:58:15Yep, get those blackhawks here
01:58:18Good building
01:58:21Okay
01:58:24Okay
01:58:25All right, I can't leave my guys back there. So here take this flare
01:58:28Okay, there's a tall white building with statues on top go to the roof set the flare
01:58:33No signal the chopper and set the flare. Listen to me. You're a soldier now
01:58:38All right, I need you to take this cube get it into military hands while we hold them off
01:58:42There are a lot of people are gonna die
01:58:44You gotta go. You gotta go. No, I'm not you need to go. No, I'm not gonna get bumblebee out of here. Okay?
01:58:51Army blackhawk requested immediate evac the civilian boy with precious cargo headed to rooftop marked by flare
01:58:58Sam we will protect you
01:59:10No matter what happens i'm really glad I got in that car with you
01:59:14You
01:59:17Sam get to the building move
01:59:34Watch out
01:59:37Oh
01:59:41Girl get that tow truck out of here going i'm going get out of here
02:00:07So
02:00:14Magatron
02:00:37Ah
02:00:42Humans don't deserve to live they deserve to choose for themselves then you will die with them
02:00:56Join them annex
02:01:07So
02:01:20Don't stop
02:01:37Oh
02:01:53Sam get to the building
02:02:03Give me that cube boy
02:02:06Okay
02:02:18Did that jerk just dent my car
02:02:36Okay
02:02:41You're not gonna get me you're not gonna get me
02:02:50I smell you boy
02:02:54Ah
02:03:06Maggot
02:03:24Oh
02:03:26Oh
02:03:52I'll drive you shoot
02:03:56So
02:04:15All right, this isn't going well
02:04:26So
02:04:56Ah
02:05:03That's nice shot that tank is definitely dead now, all right, let's go we got business
02:05:27So
02:05:45Watch out
02:05:57So
02:05:59Hang on sam
02:06:16Is it fear or courage that compels you fleshly
02:06:26Oh
02:06:38Give me the all spark and you may live to be my pet. Oh, oh no, no
02:06:49I'm never giving you this all spark. Oh so unwise
02:06:56So
02:07:06I got you boy. Hold on to the cube
02:07:26Ah
02:07:33Disgusting
02:07:39Sam
02:07:44You risked your life to protect the cube no sacrifice
02:07:49No victory
02:07:52If I cannot defeat megatron, you must push the cube into my chest
02:07:57I will sacrifice myself to destroy it
02:08:01Get behind me
02:08:04It's you and me megatron, no, it's just me prime
02:08:12At the end of this day one shall stand one shall fall
02:08:19So
02:08:23You still fight for the weak that is why you lose
02:08:27So
02:08:46Fighters that's 60 seconds. We got friendlies mixed with bad guys targets will be marked
02:08:54Bring the rain
02:08:56All right, let's kill these things
02:09:01Remember aim low armor's weak under the chest
02:09:14Target marked still waiting timeline target 20 seconds
02:09:17Oh
02:09:25F-22s will still wait
02:09:37Incoming
02:09:39Oh
02:09:46Weapons arms
02:09:49Oh
02:10:08Move
02:10:19Yeah
02:10:43Take them out
02:10:49Oh
02:11:15Sam put the cube in my chest now
02:11:19Sam
02:11:21No, Sam
02:11:23Oh
02:11:48Hold up
02:11:50Sam
02:11:52You left me no choice brother
02:12:05Sam I owe you my life. We are in your debt
02:12:20So
02:12:30Prime we couldn't save him. Oh jazz
02:12:38We lost a great comrade
02:12:41But gained new ones, thank you all of you you honor us with your bravery
02:12:49I have permission to speak sir
02:12:52Permission granted old friend you speak now
02:12:57I wish to stay with the boy
02:13:00If that is his choice
02:13:07Yes
02:13:19So
02:13:29Gentlemen the president has ordered sector 7
02:13:32be terminated
02:13:34and the remains of the dead aliens disposed of
02:13:37The laurentian abyss is seven miles below sea level deepest place on our planet
02:13:43The massive depth and pressure there coupled with sub-freezing temperatures would crush and entomb them
02:13:51Leaving no evidence
02:13:59With the all spark gone we cannot return life to our planet
02:14:06And fate has yielded its reward
02:14:09A new world to call home
02:14:18We live among its people now hiding in plain sight
02:14:22But watching over them in secret
02:14:25waiting
02:14:27protecting
02:14:29I have witnessed their capacity for courage
02:14:33And though we are worlds apart
02:14:35Worlds apart like us there's more to them than meets the eye
02:14:43I
02:14:44Am optimus prime
02:14:46And I send this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars
02:14:54We are here
02:14:56We are waiting
02:15:05So
02:15:18Can you shed any light on the recent so-called alien activity
02:15:23Uh
02:15:25Yeah, you know what I think that um if there was some sort of an alien
02:15:32infestation
02:15:34They'd the government be the first to let you know they the government would let us know
02:15:38This is america. Yeah, you know, that's how we know we live in a free land because there's no secret
02:15:44They'd say hey duck and cover
02:15:56Your head is a it's kind of a different size than it is on television
02:16:04But to ask
02:16:06What you thought of me?
02:16:09Well, I clean this slate
02:16:12with the hands
02:16:14of uncertainty
02:16:17So let mercy come
02:16:20And wash
02:16:33Go
02:17:03Oh
02:17:33Is
02:17:56A message to our friends
02:18:04Yeah
02:18:26These lonely days
02:18:34Chicken
02:18:55If this is living
02:19:03Is
02:19:24You should want it
02:19:34Today
02:19:51Is
02:20:04Buddy
02:20:10You won't remember this moment as you dig into me and from your smile now, it seems as if you're lying dead
02:20:15You'd better cherish this moment as you dig into me. You'll never get another chance at this
02:20:21I won't stand another minute of your questioning me. You hear me bitch. Now the interrogation's over
02:20:27I can't handle the feeling of your pestering me. How would you like to meet my favorite?
02:20:34I'd love to see
02:20:36You
02:20:39Is
02:21:02It seems your brother's been stolen since he stood up to me how many tragic mistakes of his past
02:21:07I hope you sleep on this moment as you're still on your feet. So keep it quiet now
02:21:13Words have the consequences when they're spoken to me better be careful when you're writing checks
02:21:29You're
02:21:36Is
02:22:06Today
02:22:33Record
02:22:37Is
02:22:51And nothing is working
02:23:07Is
02:23:13Goodbye