**Title:** But I'm a Cheerleader
**Description:**
"But I'm a Cheerleader" is a bold and satirical comedy-drama that centers around Megan, a high school cheerleader who is sent to a conversion therapy camp when her parents suspect that she is a lesbian. As she navigates the quirky and often absurd environment of the camp, Megan meets a group of diverse and colorful characters who challenge her beliefs and help her discover her true self. Through humorous and heartfelt moments, the film explores themes of identity, acceptance, and the importance of being true to oneself. With a unique blend of comedy and social commentary, this movie not only entertains but also sparks important conversations about love, sexuality, and the struggles faced by LGBTQ+ individuals.
**Hashtags:**
#ButImACheerleader #LesbianFilm #LGBTQ #ComingOfAge #ComedyDrama #Acceptance #LoveIsLove #Pride #Cheerleaders #ConversionTherapy #SelfDiscovery #IndieFilm #CinematicJourney #QueerCinema #Empowerment #HumorAndHeart
**Description:**
"But I'm a Cheerleader" is a bold and satirical comedy-drama that centers around Megan, a high school cheerleader who is sent to a conversion therapy camp when her parents suspect that she is a lesbian. As she navigates the quirky and often absurd environment of the camp, Megan meets a group of diverse and colorful characters who challenge her beliefs and help her discover her true self. Through humorous and heartfelt moments, the film explores themes of identity, acceptance, and the importance of being true to oneself. With a unique blend of comedy and social commentary, this movie not only entertains but also sparks important conversations about love, sexuality, and the struggles faced by LGBTQ+ individuals.
**Hashtags:**
#ButImACheerleader #LesbianFilm #LGBTQ #ComingOfAge #ComedyDrama #Acceptance #LoveIsLove #Pride #Cheerleaders #ConversionTherapy #SelfDiscovery #IndieFilm #CinematicJourney #QueerCinema #Empowerment #HumorAndHeart
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00:00:30Hang up your chick habit, hang it up daddy or you'll be alone in a quick
00:00:42Hang up your chick habit, hang it up daddy or you'll never get another fix
00:00:49I'm telling you it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be sick or you're liable to get licked
00:00:56You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye
00:01:03Hang up your chick habit, hang it up daddy, a girl's not a connie for a pill
00:01:10Hang up your chick habit, hang it up daddy, you're just jumpin' for a pill
00:01:17Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse
00:01:24You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up to you
00:01:29Fremont Power, Fremont Pride, be aggressive, drive, drive, drive
00:01:33Fremont Power, Fremont Pride, be aggressive, drive, drive, drive
00:01:38Fremont Power, Fremont Pride, be aggressive, drive, drive, drive
00:01:42Go Fremont!
00:01:45Hey, everybody, tomorrow after classes, make sure that you have your uniforms picked up from the dry cleaners
00:01:51because the bus for the playoffs is gonna leave at 7.30 a.m. the next morning, all right?
00:01:56But the donut hall has agreed to donate four dozen donuts
00:02:00Yeah!
00:02:02Okay, we're gonna kill the Rangers this year, right?
00:02:04Yeah!
00:02:06I can't believe you're leaving
00:02:08It's just a couple of hours before you go
00:02:11Yeah, right, right
00:02:14Aren't you excited? It's playoffs
00:02:17Yeah, whatever
00:02:21Yeah, whatever
00:02:46Come on
00:02:48I have to get home for dinner
00:02:51Please
00:02:53No, I'm fine
00:03:06That's some beef
00:03:09And carrots
00:03:12Yummy, thank you, Mother
00:03:15Thanks
00:03:17Thank you, poodle
00:03:22Grace
00:03:24Dear Lord, please bless this food that we are about to eat
00:03:29We thank you for the abundance that you have provided
00:03:33Please help us to follow your path, the one you intended us all to follow
00:03:40And Lord, please help us to obey the roles in life you set for us
00:03:49For all that is natural and healthy and sacred
00:03:59In your name we pray, amen
00:04:03Amen
00:04:05Let's eat
00:04:10Let's eat
00:04:12Let's eat
00:04:39Bye, dear
00:04:41See you later, sweetie
00:04:42I mean, tonight
00:04:44Don't forget your library books by the door
00:04:47Adam, bye
00:04:51So, are we ready?
00:04:53We'll all be here at 3 o'clock
00:04:55Jesus, I hope we're doing the right thing
00:05:00Shaker Hills, here we come
00:05:03Hey, remember, 7.30 donuts
00:05:07Did you talk to both her parents?
00:05:10She's coming
00:05:11Kill the rangers
00:05:18Meet you outside
00:05:29Don't you hate it when they do that?
00:05:32I think it's fun
00:05:34Maybe he just doesn't do it
00:05:43See you
00:05:44Bye
00:05:57Speed up!
00:06:05Um, Jared, why are we going so slow?
00:06:09Sorry, zoning, I guess
00:06:21Mike, thanks so much for coming all the way back out here again
00:06:25Well, that's what we're here for
00:06:27Thank you, Mike
00:06:28Now, you've watched the video
00:06:30Over and over
00:06:31Come in
00:06:35Honk, honk
00:06:39The important thing is to be clear and direct
00:06:43But to do it lovingly
00:06:45We're not accusing
00:06:47We're supporting
00:06:48I think I hear the car
00:06:53Uh-oh, here they come
00:06:56Whoa
00:06:58Careful, honk, honk
00:07:07It's a surprise
00:07:10What happened? Is somebody dead?
00:07:12They're your favorite
00:07:14Now, why don't you just come on in and sit down, honey
00:07:18What's going on?
00:07:20Hi, Megan
00:07:21My name is Mike
00:07:23Your parents and your friends want to have a conversation with you
00:07:27And I'm here to help facilitate that dialogue
00:07:30So why don't we start by sitting down and making ourselves comfortable
00:07:35How would that be?
00:07:42Now, Peter, would you like to start the conversation?
00:07:46Megan, we love you
00:07:50We all love you
00:07:52And lately we've become concerned about certain behaviors
00:07:58We're afraid you're being influenced by a way of thinking
00:08:04And unnatural
00:08:06Do you remember the woman on TV?
00:08:09Honey, we think you're a lesbian
00:08:16I myself was once a gay
00:08:20Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan
00:08:23I work for a place called True Directions
00:08:27Who help people like yourself
00:08:30Learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies
00:08:35And how to heal them
00:08:37What tendencies?
00:08:39Why would you think I'm a...
00:08:42You've been trying to make us eat this tofu
00:08:46In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism
00:08:50You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker? Just these?
00:08:54Mm-hm
00:08:56These
00:08:57Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating
00:09:02Gay iconography
00:09:07You don't even like to kiss me
00:09:10It's true
00:09:12I can't believe this
00:09:14Denial is a normal part of the healing process
00:09:18That we'll explore at True Directions
00:09:22Healing?
00:09:24Like rehab, honey
00:09:26Homosexuals Anonymous
00:09:28Poodle, it's only for a few months
00:09:31There is no way I'm going
00:09:44I'm not gay
00:09:46I'm not gay
00:09:48I'm not gay
00:09:50I'm not gay
00:09:52I'm not gay
00:09:54I'm not gay
00:09:56I'm not gay
00:09:58I'm not gay
00:10:00I'm not gay
00:10:02I'm not gay
00:10:04I'm not gay
00:10:06I'm not gay
00:10:08I'm not gay
00:10:10I'm not gay
00:10:12I'm not gay
00:10:33Let's go
00:10:36Now
00:10:43Oh, wonderful
00:10:50Welcome, welcome, welcome
00:10:52I'm Mary, I'm the founder of True Directions
00:10:55And you must be Megan?
00:10:56Yes
00:10:58This is my son, Rock
00:10:59Hi
00:11:00Pleasure to meet you, Megan
00:11:02Looks like we got you just in time
00:11:05What are you, about 17?
00:11:07Yes
00:11:08Almost lost her to college
00:11:10It's so much harder once they've been through all that liberal arts brainwashing
00:11:14But we've saved a few
00:11:16I'll take her from here
00:11:23Well, come along
00:11:25We have a little welcome video to start you off
00:11:41No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl
00:11:45By a young age, Kelly had a promising future
00:11:49Mommy's little helper
00:11:51And prom queen
00:11:53Kelly had hopes of being a model one day
00:11:56That is, until she was recruited into the homosexual lifestyle
00:12:03She made me do things with other women
00:12:06She made me do things with other women
00:12:09She drove me on the back of her Harley like I was some showpiece
00:12:13Even when she'd get high and push me off the back for a bite
00:12:17I'd roll in the gutter, broken ribs
00:12:22I just kept coming back for more
00:12:28Turn off the f***ing camera
00:12:33We never dreamed this could happen to our little girl
00:12:37But Kelly sought help
00:12:39After just two months in True Direction's easy five-step program
00:12:44Kelly rediscovered her femininity
00:12:46And embraced her true self
00:12:49On March 16th, 1996
00:12:52Kelly was married
00:13:07The others arrived yesterday, so why don't I catch you up?
00:13:10It's a two-month program based on five simple steps
00:13:14Why don't we concentrate on the first step?
00:13:17You admitting your problem
00:13:20That when you see a woman in a tight skirt
00:13:24And her long, beautiful legs
00:13:27Or perhaps she's in the bathroom
00:13:30Putting lipstick on her face
00:13:33Or perhaps she's in the bathroom
00:13:35Putting lipstick over her full lips
00:13:38Or maybe in the locker room
00:13:40Soaping her body
00:13:42Rubbing her breasts
00:13:44You don't have any unnatural thoughts
00:13:46I don't think it's unnatural
00:13:48Aha!
00:13:49You see?
00:13:51You don't even think it's wrong
00:13:53Until you admit your sickness, you will wear these
00:13:56You will earn the right to wear civvies once you have admitted
00:13:59The first step
00:14:01It's a long path to righteousness, Megan
00:14:05And it's a battlefield of temptation out there
00:14:07And you're going to have to fight
00:14:09Until then, I'd like you to meet
00:14:12One of our other soldiers
00:14:14Hillary!
00:14:16Megan, this is Hillary
00:14:19She will show you around
00:14:21And, well, you'll get acquainted
00:14:25Okay
00:14:26Rise and shine at seven
00:14:28Breakfast at eight
00:14:30Group therapy until lunch
00:14:33Now in the afternoon, we have free time to do, um, yeah, whatever
00:14:38And then we move inside for reorientating exercises
00:14:43Family therapy on the weekends
00:14:48You didn't miss much, really
00:14:51Hmm
00:14:56Oh
00:14:58This is where we sleep
00:15:00But there's no inappropriate behavior allowed
00:15:04Inappropriate?
00:15:06Like swearing?
00:15:08No, inappropriate like fucking
00:15:10Oh
00:15:11You get caught in the throes of sodomy and au revoir
00:15:14Au revoir
00:15:21Well, never mind Graham
00:15:25She's a spoiled brat
00:15:27I read her chart
00:15:31Step one was easy
00:15:34Admitting you're a homosexual
00:15:36See, we all passed
00:15:38Yesterday
00:15:45I'm a homosexual
00:15:48See how easy it is
00:15:59Megan, meet the rest of our group
00:16:03Hi, Megan, uh, I'm Jan
00:16:06And I'm a softball player and I'm a homosexual
00:16:12I'm Sinead, I like pain
00:16:15I'm a homosexual
00:16:17I'm Joel, I'm a Jew
00:16:21And, uh, I'm a homosexual
00:16:29We met
00:16:30Graham
00:16:32I'm Graham and I like girls a lot
00:16:35And, um, I'm a homosexual
00:16:40Andre, actor, dancer, homosexual
00:16:44Dolph, homosexual, varsity wrestler
00:16:47How you doing?
00:16:49I'm Clayton Dunn, I work in retail
00:16:52I'm a homosexual
00:16:56It's time for your first disclosure
00:16:59Now, don't be intimidated
00:17:01Why don't you start by telling us
00:17:03About the first time that you realized
00:17:05That you might be a lesbian
00:17:07I'm not
00:17:10Everyone just thinks I am
00:17:13I shouldn't even be here
00:17:19That's a perfectly normal place to start
00:17:22Why don't we discuss the issues
00:17:24In your intervention
00:17:26Well
00:17:29I'm a vegetarian
00:17:33I have pictures of women around
00:17:35You think that's normal?
00:17:36Sure
00:17:40I never really thought about it
00:17:42Have you ever had a boyfriend?
00:17:44Yes
00:17:45For two years we've been going steady
00:17:48I really love him
00:17:50He's smart and popular
00:17:52He's got the biggest dick I've never seen
00:17:55Well, um, have you ever had sex with him?
00:18:00I'm a Christian
00:18:02It's really easy to be a prude
00:18:03When you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
00:18:06He's very handsome
00:18:08But does he make you hot?
00:18:09What do you think of him at night when you...
00:18:12I'm not perverted
00:18:14I get good grades
00:18:15I go to church
00:18:17I'm a cheerleader
00:18:20I'm not like all of you
00:18:22Everyone reads Cosmo
00:18:24Everyone looks at other girls all the time
00:18:27But you only assume that they're thinking
00:18:28What you're thinking when they look
00:18:30But they're not
00:18:33Be aggressive!
00:18:34Try, try, try!
00:18:35Dream on power!
00:18:36Dream on pride!
00:18:37Be aggressive!
00:18:38Try, try, try!
00:18:39Go! Dream on!
00:18:42I thought everybody had those thoughts
00:18:48I just want to be normal
00:18:50Then you admit you're not normal
00:18:52So why don't you admit you're a homosexual?
00:18:57Denial to help you realize yourself
00:19:00A homosexual
00:19:01You hug us way too much
00:19:03Step one was easy
00:19:05You don't even like to kiss me
00:19:07You put your hand in my skirt
00:19:09Homosexual
00:19:10I think it's fun
00:19:12Homosexual
00:19:14Homosexual
00:19:15Homosexual
00:19:16Homosexual
00:19:17Homosexual
00:19:18I'm a homosexual!
00:19:22I'm a homosexual!
00:19:24I'm a homosexual!
00:19:25I'm a homosexual!
00:19:28I'm a homosexual!
00:19:30Congratulations, Megan
00:19:32You have just taken your first step
00:19:34In your true direction
00:19:42I'm a homosexual
00:19:46Okay
00:19:48Come on, let's go
00:19:49Bye, Megan
00:19:56Don't worry, Megan
00:19:58It's gonna be okay
00:20:02Here, put these on
00:20:10Oh my God
00:20:16They were right
00:20:19I'm a homo
00:20:21God
00:20:23Oh my God
00:20:35Congratulations on your first step, Pom Pom
00:20:44Don't listen to her
00:20:46She's just upset
00:20:47Because the fish on her plate
00:20:48Is the only kind she can eat
00:20:50I can't wait to be straight
00:20:52I've always wanted to be
00:20:54It's cool to finally talk about it, you know
00:20:56I mean, I can't tell any of my friends on the team
00:20:58Maybe you have the wrong friends
00:20:59I think we should all be supporting each other
00:21:02Really, princess
00:21:03Do you want to start the kumbayas?
00:21:14Hi, Mom
00:21:16Flowers are pretty
00:21:17I know
00:21:21You know, I noticed that we
00:21:23Spun another leak in the ceiling
00:21:24I'd like for you to get to it tonight
00:21:26I'll get to it, Mom
00:21:27Jesus
00:21:28Ow!
00:21:29I'm sorry, I didn't mean it
00:21:31Look, not in my presence
00:21:33I have told you over and over again
00:21:36No more sipping
00:21:38Chug it, like a man
00:21:39Come on, chug
00:21:41There
00:21:42Try and get to that tonight
00:22:11Oh
00:22:19Yeah
00:22:24Sorry, it's just me
00:22:25Look
00:22:26What are you doing?
00:22:27A.V.
00:22:28What's it to you?
00:22:29A.V.?
00:22:30What's that?
00:22:31Aversion therapy, stupid
00:22:34So what does that mean?
00:22:36When you have inappropriate fantasies about girls
00:22:39You shock yourself with this shocker
00:22:42So every time you think of them
00:22:44You feel that pain
00:22:46That's sick
00:22:47No pain, no gain, baby
00:22:48You want to like dick?
00:22:50You better start training yourself
00:22:52Hey, isn't that Graham's sock?
00:22:54None of your damn business
00:23:10Megan
00:23:12You have a phone call
00:23:14Hello?
00:23:16Megan, it's Mom and Dad
00:23:18Oh, we know it's after lights out
00:23:19But we just miss you so much
00:23:21We just wanted to know how our little poodle is doing
00:23:24I'm doing okay
00:23:26You were right
00:23:28I am a homosexual
00:23:30But I'll be regular soon
00:23:31Oh, uh, that Mary is pretty good then, huh?
00:23:34Mm-hmm, and Mike and all the others
00:23:36I'm already starting step two
00:23:38We're so glad after all that money
00:23:41Oh, we can't wait to see you up there at graduation
00:23:43To have you home so we can all be together again
00:23:45Just remember we love you
00:23:47We would do anything for our Megan to have a normal life
00:23:49And if you need anything...
00:23:51We better go
00:23:52Now you hang in there and stay strong
00:23:54Sweet dreams
00:23:55You too, Daddy
00:23:56See you at family therapy
00:23:57I love you
00:24:02In step two
00:24:03We'll begin the process of everybody
00:24:05Rediscovering their gender identity
00:24:08Now we all know we're latent heterosexuals
00:24:12Now what we must do is to relearn
00:24:14Our masculinity and our femininity
00:24:17I know this might be a little confusing to some of you
00:24:23Graham
00:24:25What?
00:24:29Do you like being a pervert?
00:24:31I heard you, okay?
00:24:33With your masculine, feminine, blah, blah, blah
00:24:36I think I have to advance Calcon Chaucer
00:24:38I can follow this psychobabble
00:24:40This psychobabble, young lady
00:24:42Is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle
00:24:46Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers
00:24:49Or slashing your wrists
00:24:54Okay
00:24:56Now
00:24:58Who's ready to have some fun?
00:25:03And forward
00:25:05Backwards
00:25:07And forward
00:25:08And backwards
00:25:10In a very clean line
00:25:12You go in
00:25:13You go in
00:25:14You go up
00:25:15And you go down
00:25:16Girls, is everybody paying attention?
00:25:19And you go in and out
00:25:21And in and out
00:25:23And in and out
00:25:25Get into every little crevice
00:25:28And in and out
00:25:30And you slip it in
00:25:32And out
00:25:34And add a little more oil
00:25:36Shove it in
00:25:37Take it out
00:25:39Get some muscle into it
00:25:41Shove it in
00:25:42And out
00:25:44Shove it in
00:25:46Take it out
00:25:49Okay
00:25:50Who wants to go down with me?
00:26:02Go back to zero
00:26:05And let me see what you think you saw
00:26:10When you passed me in the hall
00:26:15I was
00:26:19There you go
00:26:21You're totally over
00:26:24Talk with an old friend
00:26:26I'm the show
00:26:28When he finds that we're here
00:26:32Lose your mind
00:26:34Just let me be
00:26:45Let's go
00:26:47Perfect
00:26:48You're turning into a pretty young lady
00:26:50Now hold still
00:26:54Come on
00:26:55Come on
00:27:03Okay then
00:27:04Who's left to report out their route?
00:27:08Andre?
00:27:09Shit, Miss Mary
00:27:10I ain't the only one that got no route
00:27:12Andre
00:27:13We don't use profanity or double negatives
00:27:16Here at True Directions
00:27:18Okay, who's next?
00:27:21Megan
00:27:22Well, I've really been thinking
00:27:24But I just can't think anything
00:27:27I think our little prom queen is too afraid to disclose
00:27:30Oh, really?
00:27:31What's your route, Graham?
00:27:33We're working on your issue here, not mine
00:27:35You're deflecting
00:27:36Actually
00:27:37I think it might be a great idea
00:27:39For Megan to be reminded of your route, Graham
00:27:43My mother got married in pants
00:27:51All right, let's see
00:27:54Too many locker room showers in the varsity team
00:27:57Hillary?
00:27:59Um, all-girl boarding school
00:28:02Sine
00:28:03I was born in France
00:28:06Clayton
00:28:07My mom let me play in her pumps
00:28:09I like balls
00:28:11Why, thank you for that, Joe
00:28:15Joe?
00:28:17Traumatic breasts
00:28:19So, yeah
00:28:22Now, Megan
00:28:24Do you see how easy it could be?
00:28:26You just have to dig down into those painful memories
00:28:30And you'll find it
00:28:33Now, Hillary, will you please come up here?
00:28:37Today, we are going to learn
00:28:40One of the most wonderful things about being a heterosexual
00:28:44Friendship
00:28:45So what I'd like you to all do
00:28:47Is to start partnering off
00:28:49And find yourself a friend for the remainder of the program
00:28:56All right, everybody settle
00:28:59Now that we have all found someone
00:29:02What I'd like you to do
00:29:04Is practice sometime tonight
00:29:06With these
00:29:13It's a woman
00:29:14And what else?
00:29:15I don't know
00:29:16A mother
00:29:17Women have roles
00:29:18After you learn that, you'll stop objectifying them
00:29:21Haven't you been listening to anything Mary said?
00:29:23Well, have you?
00:29:25Have I what?
00:29:26Stopped objectifying them
00:29:28I'm still looking for my root
00:29:30Must be tough when you're such a priss
00:29:36Your turn
00:29:41Ow!
00:29:42You really have to be more prepared for temptation, Megan
00:29:49Give it to me! Give it!
00:29:51I'm open!
00:30:12Boys!
00:30:13Don't you see how saddened the girls are?
00:30:16Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are?
00:30:19Always...
00:30:21Wanting something you can't have
00:30:25If I catch you looking at another man like that
00:30:28Ever again
00:30:30You'll be watching sports
00:30:32The whole weekend
00:30:36First thing we do is we pull these tabs out
00:30:39And then
00:30:40You fold it over
00:30:42Right now, I've used food coloring
00:30:44This way you can see it better
00:30:46And if it's a boy, well, it tingles up
00:30:49That's the wrong tab, okay?
00:30:51Will you please hold it still while I'm doing this?
00:30:53You're doing it all wrong!
00:30:54No, I'm not!
00:30:55If you would just give it to me to do, it would be fine!
00:30:59Girls!
00:31:00Intervene!
00:31:05Let's...
00:31:06Try that one more time
00:31:14And I realized that when we finished swimming lessons
00:31:19We would change in front of each other
00:31:23And that's it
00:31:25Why I'm a homo
00:31:27Andre, that's what kids do after swimming lessons
00:31:31Change, everybody does that
00:31:33But I took one look at those boys and I got a...
00:31:36You know what?
00:31:39I, um...
00:31:41Can relate to that
00:31:44When I used to study with Jacob
00:31:47We used to touch each other's legs
00:31:49And rub up against each other
00:31:51Blowing each other after your fucking bar mitzvah
00:31:54Is a little bit different than learning how to dog paddle
00:31:56That is totally uncalled for
00:31:58Well, excuse me
00:31:59But we're paying a lot of money here to get these kids fixed
00:32:02Not sit around and listen to stories all day
00:32:05Graham, I hope you're getting a little more out of this program
00:32:08Than that faggot over there
00:32:10Mr. Eaton, I don't find that appropriate
00:32:13No
00:32:15He's right
00:32:17It was a stupid-ass route
00:32:21I'm never gonna know why I am a...
00:32:23Faggot
00:32:25I've heard enough of this crap
00:32:27And when you get back from Switzerland
00:32:29You better have this gay thing out of your system
00:32:31Got it?
00:32:32I got it
00:32:33Fuck up
00:32:35No college, no car, no trust fund
00:32:44I'm not sitting in any room with a faggot
00:32:51Megan
00:32:53It's your turn to report out your route
00:32:57I think it might be my parents
00:33:00Okay, go with that
00:33:03You know, we've kind of been like this greeting card thing
00:33:06Where you say hi to your parents
00:33:08And they say hi to you
00:33:11You know, we've kind of been like this greeting card family
00:33:15And then there was that one year where...
00:33:18Well, Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us
00:33:21Wait a minute, that was only for nine months
00:33:24And then I was offered a much better job at the plant
00:33:28Well, maybe seeing Mom kind of being the dad
00:33:31Maybe I...
00:33:33Maybe I got kind of the wrong idea about the roles of men and women
00:33:37Absolutely
00:33:39You know, I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier
00:33:42Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering
00:33:45Well, not exactly
00:33:47You wanted to emulate your mother
00:33:49You have no respect for men because you don't respect your father
00:33:53It's really not like that
00:33:55Megan, you have found your route
00:34:01In order to start healing this festering wound
00:34:04I want you to write a song
00:34:07It's very therapeutic, and it's good to put your feelings down
00:34:18Free time's up in 20!
00:34:21That means inside
00:34:38Okay, let's go
00:34:43What is it?
00:34:51Nothing. Trash
00:35:01What am I, contagious?
00:35:05What am I, contagious?
00:35:21What is that?
00:35:23I'm stuck on five, six, seven, eight
00:35:26God is good
00:35:27God is straight
00:35:29Yeah, that's good
00:35:35It's not supposed to be intellectual
00:35:38Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good
00:35:42Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels, orgasms, make people feel good
00:35:53Your parents didn't stay very long
00:35:57I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass
00:36:04I'm sure they're just trying to do what's best for you
00:36:08I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?
00:36:12This is bullshit, Megan. It doesn't work
00:36:15You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught
00:36:20How'd you end up here?
00:36:23I got caught
00:36:26Doing what?
00:36:35I had this friend. We just spent a little too much time together
00:36:42What were you doing?
00:36:45What do you think?
00:36:52Anyway, my stepmom caught us in my room one day and sent me here
00:36:59Are you in love with her?
00:37:04Does it matter?
00:37:08Be careful. I could report you for that
00:37:19Five, six, seven, eight
00:37:22God is good
00:37:24God is straight
00:37:26God is good
00:37:28God is straight
00:37:30One, two, three, four
00:37:32In birds we will be no more
00:37:35Five, six, seven, eight
00:37:38God is good
00:37:40God is straight
00:37:47Megan, thank you so much for that cheer. It means so much to all of us
00:37:56Thank you
00:38:26Thank you
00:38:56Oh
00:39:27Oh
00:39:37Oh my God
00:39:39Please don't tell
00:39:41Oh my God, help
00:39:43Shut the fuck up
00:39:48Hey, what's going on in here?
00:39:53A little premature simulation?
00:39:55She's full of shit
00:39:56Mike, we were just...
00:39:57Mike, we were just...
00:39:58Just please don't call my mom
00:39:59Just listen, we were just...
00:40:00Dolph, I am really disappointed in you
00:40:02I thought you had what it took to get out of here clean
00:40:05It's time to wake Mary
00:40:07Come on
00:40:08Come on
00:40:09Come on
00:40:20Whoever started this is out of this house
00:40:23And the other is really in the doghouse
00:40:25Not me
00:40:26I can't go home
00:40:27Lisa, they didn't list me in the name
00:40:28I am not interested in anybody's sob story
00:40:31I can only help those who are willing to help themselves
00:40:35Now, who started this?
00:40:39Someone has got to start talking
00:40:47It's all right, Clayton, you little pervert
00:40:49What?
00:40:50You've got one week of solitary
00:40:51And if I catch you again, you're out
00:41:02Come on, Mary
00:41:22I just wish I could have seen those two boys in action
00:41:25Before Miss Thing over there went nasty true on us
00:41:28If that little twink would have knocked on me
00:41:31Heads would have rolled
00:41:34What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death?
00:41:37Or are you running low on batteries?
00:41:52And here are our lovebirds
00:41:55Taking a relaxing evening stroll together
00:41:58Now, notice how affectionate they are
00:42:01This could be you
00:42:04And here is our happy couple at home
00:42:10Now, it's important to make your man feel at ease
00:42:13When he comes home from a long day of work
00:42:16And he's got to be happy
00:42:20Now, when it's time for lovemaking
00:42:23Dan kisses Sue and touches her breasts
00:42:27Women often find this sensation pleasurable
00:42:43There's a time and a place
00:42:47There's a dream in the back of my mind
00:42:52Across the tracks is where I'll find my
00:42:56Truly, truly, pretty, true love
00:43:00Truly, truly, pretty, true love
00:43:04Dead planes in the dark
00:43:08My common star was brought back on earth
00:43:13Neighbor, neighbor, I'll call her neighbor
00:43:17We have done a little more training
00:43:28So, you miss your friends from home?
00:43:31Yeah, I just can't decide who I miss more
00:43:34The grunting apes in the Letterman jackets or the bulimic chill
00:43:38Go ahead, say it
00:43:41I didn't mean that
00:43:47I don't have any friends
00:43:53What about you?
00:43:56I thought I did
00:43:59Do they know you're here?
00:44:01Oh, yeah
00:44:03That's rough
00:44:12What's going on? It almost lights out
00:44:15Shh. We're sneaking out. Get dressed
00:44:18But, Mary...
00:44:20Look, Mary...
00:44:22Oh, no way. Look, there's only four weeks left
00:44:25There's no way I'm getting thrown out now
00:44:27Megan, they're never going to find out about this
00:44:30They're going to find out
00:44:32They're going to find out
00:44:34They're going to find out
00:44:36They're going to find out
00:44:38We're not getting thrown out now
00:44:40Megan, they're never going to find out about this
00:44:43We haven't had fun in forever
00:44:49We could use a little fun
00:44:52But what if we get caught?
00:44:55We're not going to get caught
00:45:01If you're not coming with us, at least don't rat on us
00:45:05Let's go
00:45:08Let's go
00:45:10Let's go
00:45:37Hurry up
00:45:39Go, go, go
00:45:41Come on, move it
00:45:43Get in
00:45:50Okay, fasten your seatbelt
00:45:52Wait!
00:45:53Oh, we have one more
00:45:55Well, it's about fucking...
00:45:57I can't believe I'm doing this
00:45:59Hi, I'm Lloyd Morgan-Gordon
00:46:01This is Larry Morgan-Gordon
00:46:03Glad to have you with us
00:46:05You'll need one of these
00:46:07It's an exact match, but...
00:46:10First time you've all been AWOL?
00:46:12Larry and Lloyd are ex-ex-gays
00:46:14From True Directions?
00:46:16We were among Mary's ranks before we defected
00:46:19We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective
00:46:22To see that there are options
00:46:24In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
00:46:27Lie
00:46:28Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden
00:46:31Is really more what we're about
00:46:33So you run, like, the Underground Homo Railroad?
00:46:36Yeah
00:46:43Come on, girls
00:46:54You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar
00:46:57Where else would we go?
00:47:01I'm gonna get you a drink
00:47:02I don't drink
00:47:06Come on
00:47:26I refuse to accept a false solution to my trauma
00:47:28I resist temptation and seek to find my own future
00:47:30I refuse to accept a false solution...
00:47:32What are you doing?
00:47:34My interventions
00:47:35No, you don't have to do that
00:47:37Just be yourself
00:47:59Hi
00:48:00Would you like to dance?
00:48:02Sure she does
00:48:03Oh, sorry, I can't
00:48:06That's okay
00:48:07Just that I asked
00:48:08No problem
00:48:10It's too good for one dance
00:48:11You can't dance with a girl for one second, but...
00:48:16Hi
00:48:17Hi
00:48:18Sorry, I just...
00:48:19Don't dance much
00:48:21It's okay
00:48:33Ta-da
00:48:34Ta-da
00:48:38Ta-da
00:48:54Baby
00:48:57You're making me want you
00:49:00Want you
00:49:01And baby
00:49:04You're making me love you
00:49:07Love you
00:49:08We're in the city, city
00:49:12You're making me love you
00:49:16We're in the city, city
00:49:20Making me...
00:49:26Megan, it's not what you think
00:49:28That's why we came here, right?
00:49:30So you could be yourself
00:49:31I don't like Sinead that way
00:49:33Which way is that, clothed?
00:49:35You weren't doing anything
00:49:37When you were going like this, you weren't doing anything
00:49:39No, I wasn't, and I wasn't doing that
00:49:43It doesn't matter
00:49:47Why are you freaking out?
00:49:49It's none of my business
00:49:51Do what you want
00:49:52You want me to do what I want?
00:49:54I could care less
00:49:56What I really want?
00:49:58Screw you!
00:50:19I'm not supposed to like you
00:50:22But...
00:50:27I don't want to do that again
00:50:51I'm sorry
00:51:22What are you looking at?
00:51:35Mara's coming!
00:51:51Good night
00:51:52Good night
00:52:20Good night
00:52:21Good night
00:52:51I'm out of love
00:52:55It's such a crazy, crazy feeling
00:52:58I get weak in the knees
00:53:00Come on, just throw out the first thing that comes to your head
00:53:04Okay? Just think
00:53:06I already did
00:53:08Mine is just as good as anybody else's
00:53:11I'm a heterosexual
00:53:14Not yet, honey
00:53:15You're almost there
00:53:16And don't speak out of turn
00:53:18No, I know, I've never been gay
00:53:21Jan, remember, uh, you were molested
00:53:24I mean, just take a look at yourself
00:53:28I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke
00:53:30Because I wear baggy pants, I play softball
00:53:33And I'm not as pretty as other girls
00:53:36But that doesn't make me gay
00:53:39I mean, I like guys
00:53:42I can't help it
00:53:46I just want a big fat wiener
00:53:48Amen, sister
00:53:51I quit
00:53:53Who in the hell is she trying to fool?
00:53:57Hey, Jan!
00:53:59Jan!
00:54:22Gru, I have found something very disturbing this morning
00:54:31I would like to know who has been sneaking out
00:54:35With those smut-peddling recruiters
00:54:40I want names
00:54:43I want to know who is involved
00:54:46Fine then, Gru
00:54:48What do you have to say for yourself?
00:54:50Why are you looking at me?
00:54:51Because I found these under your bed
00:54:56Do you have anything you'd like to confess?
00:55:01I didn't sneak out
00:55:03But you know who did
00:55:06No, I don't, but, um
00:55:11I did realize something about myself
00:55:14I did realize something about myself last night
00:55:17That I was too scared to admit until now
00:55:21Okay, out with it
00:55:23Come on, out with it
00:55:25I have a crush
00:55:30On Joel
00:55:35It was the first time I really felt something for a guy, you know
00:55:39And it just, it really proved to me that treatment's working
00:55:44Oh, Gru
00:55:49Now, let this show you what determination has yielded
00:55:56Fruit
00:55:57Now I want you all to look at Graham's strength
00:56:00And how she worked her way through this five-step program
00:56:04Oh, and by the way, I'm very disappointed in the rest of you
00:56:07And I have scheduled a meeting with each of your parents
00:56:10If you can't listen to me
00:56:12Then perhaps you'll listen to them
00:56:15No, I didn't go to the cocksucker
00:56:17I've never been to the cocksucker, I won't
00:56:20My cocksucking days are over, I am normal
00:56:23Mom, Dad, you have to believe me, I swear I didn't go anywhere
00:56:28You're not gonna tell your parents, are you?
00:56:37Now, honey, your mom and I both know
00:56:40That you didn't have anything to do with that, that...
00:56:44Field trip to the cocksucker
00:56:46Field trip to the...
00:56:49But, if you had gone...
00:56:53You have to know that you would be on your own
00:56:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:56:59Well, you can't come home
00:57:02We can't allow you to live an unhealthy lifestyle under our roof
00:57:06So, Megan, if that is what you choose
00:57:09You're choosing to cut us out of your life
00:57:15Well, great, great
00:57:18Now, uh, what do you want to tell us?
00:57:22Just that you don't have anything to worry about
00:57:27I've been missing Jared a lot
00:57:30And can't wait to see him again
00:57:33And can't wait to see him again?
00:57:35Oh, Megan, that's wonderful
00:57:38Now, you just keep up the good work
00:57:41And we'll be back to see you graduate
00:57:44You'll be home before you know it
00:57:46Bye-bye, sweetie
00:57:50You'll be a good girl
00:57:52Goodbye, dear
00:57:54Shh
00:58:03This is Larry and Lloyd Morgan Gordon
00:58:05Leave us a message
00:58:07I know you're there
00:58:09Now, pick it up
00:58:11Listen to me, you little inverts
00:58:13Okay? You want to play rough with my kids
00:58:16Then I can play rough with you
00:58:18Time's up
00:58:20Okay, yes, thank you
00:58:22You've got a little situation to deal with
00:58:25Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
00:58:27Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
00:58:29Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
00:58:31Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
00:58:33Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
00:58:35Hey, I know you
00:58:37I saw you last night
00:58:39Hey, your daddy know you're a faggot
00:58:41Goddamn it!
00:58:43Good shot, Graham
00:58:45What are you doing?
00:58:47What if he saw us kissing? What do you want me to do?
00:58:50We're not going anywhere
00:58:52We are here, we're not queer
00:58:54We're not going anywhere
00:58:56That's it!
00:58:58If you don't retreat, we're coming out
00:59:04Is this what you teach now, Mary?
00:59:06Throw stones from glass houses?
00:59:08You're going to have a lot of broken glass around you
00:59:11It's part of the process, Lloyd
00:59:13It's not easy for them
00:59:21Excuse me
00:59:23Oh, thanks
00:59:25You know, you were so good at being straight
00:59:28Wow, you have really big muscles
00:59:32I keep forgetting about, like, all these little things
00:59:35Get her cake, get her the cake
00:59:40Can I rub this?
00:59:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:59:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:59:46No, no, no, no, no, no
00:59:49Can I rub them?
00:59:51Okay, great
01:00:05That's good
01:00:09Oh, yeah
01:00:12Mmm
01:00:17You're really manly
01:00:19Thanks
01:00:21I like that, manly is good
01:00:23I feel like the aggressor
01:00:25That's nice
01:00:27Yeah
01:00:35You will all be graded in each category
01:00:39And those of you who pass
01:00:41Will move on to step five
01:00:44Simulated sexual lifestyle
01:00:47And those of you who fail
01:00:49Will be sent home
01:00:51Boys with Mike, girls with me
01:00:57Her melody
01:00:59Was a dusk of the week
01:01:01Cried on me tears
01:01:04Because she's so far from here
01:01:07She's a rare sunshine
01:01:12My only rare sunshine
01:01:16Yellow hair
01:01:19Fiery stare
01:01:21Nothing's right
01:01:24Because she's nothing like
01:01:27She's a rare sunshine
01:01:32My only rare sunshine
01:01:37Now that I'm going nowhere
01:01:39I wish that she'd come back to me
01:01:42She's all I need
01:01:44She's all I need
01:01:46Come on, come on
01:01:48All I need to end my misery
01:01:52Fancy topic, my route
01:01:54And how it prevented me
01:01:56From heterosexual loving
01:02:02She's a rare sunshine
01:02:07My only rare sunshine
01:02:15Now, in order to successfully navigate
01:02:17The treacherous sea of temptation
01:02:20One must first enter a life
01:02:22Out of homosexuality
01:02:25I've never seen such a determined girl
01:02:28And I am passing all
01:02:33But one of you
01:02:36Andre
01:02:38You may pack your bags
01:02:41Now, there's cake in the kitchen
01:02:43You'll want to rest up for the simulation
01:02:45Michael, congratulations
01:02:49I just wasn't meant to be butch
01:02:53I'm a sissy
01:02:56No
01:02:59You should be proud of who you are
01:03:03Hello?
01:03:05I mean, you're more than just a sissy
01:03:09You're nice and clean and smart
01:03:14And sexy and firm and luscious
01:03:17Excuse me
01:03:19The last thing I need right now
01:03:21Is some fruit who just proved
01:03:23By telling my ass how sexy I am
01:03:28Congratulations, liars
01:03:30You know who you are
01:03:31And you know who you want
01:03:33Ain't nobody gonna change that shit
01:03:54You know who you are
01:03:57And you know who you want
01:04:00Ain't nobody gonna change that shit
01:04:03You know who you are
01:04:06And you know who you want
01:04:09Ain't nobody gonna change that shit
01:04:12You know who you are
01:04:15And you know who you want
01:04:19And you know who you want
01:04:49Breathing through my hands
01:05:03I'll cut them like a glass to drink from
01:05:19Are you still, still breathing?
01:05:28Are you still breathing?
01:05:32Are you still, still breathing?
01:05:36Are you still breathing?
01:05:40Breathing through my hands
01:05:44I'll cut them like a glass to drink from
01:06:06Graham
01:06:09I never felt that way before
01:06:13Except
01:06:17Except for what?
01:06:20Don't laugh, okay?
01:06:22I won't
01:06:24Except for when I was cheerleading
01:06:28Really?
01:06:30I'm serious
01:06:33I'm serious
01:06:37So it sounds stupid to you, but I really love it
01:06:43Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy
01:06:52It's exhilarating
01:06:57I would love to see you cheer
01:07:00Don't make fun of me
01:07:01No, I'm not, I'm not
01:07:05So I think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something
01:07:10Breathing through my hands
01:07:13I'll cut them like a glass to drink from
01:07:24Get out of bed
01:07:27You hormonal hussy
01:07:29I can't believe you did this
01:07:31You were supposed to be the role model
01:07:33Now get up right now
01:07:35What did I do?
01:07:37A little sleepover with Graham
01:07:42Get dressed right now
01:07:46You of course understand what your little adventure has cost you
01:07:50You will be removed from the program and the premises at once
01:07:54I understand
01:07:57And of course your parents have made it very clear that you are just not welcome home anymore
01:08:01So you will be left to your own devices
01:08:06I mean, there may be one thing that you can do where we can work out some kind of a deal
01:08:11I'll let you stay and graduate with the rest of your class
01:08:15But you must do me one favor in return
01:08:18Partner in simulation with Rock
01:08:20Rock?
01:08:23I don't think that will work
01:08:31Out of her face
01:08:39Rock, turn it on
01:08:47We've lost Megan
01:08:49She just wasn't strong enough
01:08:51But you still have a chance to save yourself
01:08:54It's your choice
01:08:56You can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull dyke
01:08:59Or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life
01:09:04There is no choice
01:09:06You came here to graduate and that is exactly what you are going to do
01:09:10Do you understand me, young lady?
01:09:12This is exactly why your mother left
01:09:15Are you ready to lose your father?
01:09:21Yes
01:09:42Then it's settled
01:09:44Graham will partner with Rock in simulation
01:09:47Megan, you're out
01:09:50You're out
01:10:20What do you want?
01:10:38I need to talk to Lloyd and Larry
01:10:40But you're from True Directions
01:10:42Yeah
01:10:44Hey, not anymore
01:10:48All right, kid, get in here
01:10:51Come on, move your tush
01:10:54I can't go back
01:10:56I thought you could teach me how to be a lesbian
01:10:59What they wear, where they live, you know
01:11:04Megan, we can't help you with that
01:11:07There's not just one way to be a lesbian
01:11:10You just have to continue to be who you are
01:11:15Dolph?
01:11:16Megan!
01:11:19Thank you so much for saving me from that place
01:11:22What are you doing here?
01:11:23I live here
01:11:25Or at least until I find a way to make it on my own
01:11:30It's way better than TD
01:11:32We all get our own rooms and curfew's midnight
01:11:35But we have to share bathrooms
01:11:37Well, not at the same time, of course
01:11:39Of course
01:11:41Come on, it's going to be okay
01:11:43No, it won't
01:11:47She was supposed to leave with me and she didn't
01:11:51Whoa, slow down
01:11:52Who?
01:11:53Graham
01:11:54I knew it! She was in here from the start
01:11:58Then why didn't she come with me?
01:12:00Only if she was scared
01:12:02Like I'm not?
01:12:04Believe me, you're better off here
01:12:13Graham, pay attention
01:12:17Action, Rock!
01:12:29Now lean in and kiss her
01:12:33Nice, Rock
01:12:35Now feel how soft and vulnerable she is
01:12:39Isn't it wonderful?
01:12:41Now, let him take the lead
01:12:45Little tongue, he loves you
01:12:49He wants to be with you the way God intended
01:12:53To be inside you
01:12:55His love muscle thrusting
01:13:01Megan, we thought that Dolph should take you out this week
01:13:04To celebrate your new freedom
01:13:06How would that be?
01:13:07Sure
01:13:08So, Megan, what do you want to do now?
01:13:12Larry, Megan just made a very traumatic decision
01:13:15And she's still moving through that
01:13:16Well, I just thought that we could check out some schools in the city
01:13:20And I could...
01:13:21She's not ready, sweetie
01:13:25You know, I am just asking a simple question
01:13:27I'm not interrogating her
01:13:29You're going into that aggressive space again
01:13:30Can I even ask a question around here?
01:13:32Now I feel you moving into your victim stance
01:13:34I was not attacking, I was verbalizing
01:13:39I just feel like you don't value my opinion anymore
01:13:43Seems like nothing I do pleases you
01:13:46And I feel inadequate
01:13:48Oh, I love my Larry Bear
01:13:53Lloyd's sorry
01:13:55Larry Bear's sorry, too
01:13:59Mmm
01:14:01Okay, then
01:14:03Dinner's ready
01:14:05Very good
01:14:07Okay, who's next?
01:14:19Okay, now remember that sex is fun
01:14:23We're making love
01:14:25There's nothing dirty about it
01:14:27Sex is beautiful when it's between a man and a woman
01:14:30Mom
01:14:32Okay, now from this position
01:14:34The woman will spread her legs, opening like a flower
01:14:37That's wonderful, Brown
01:14:39Now at this point, the man will insert himself into the woman
01:14:50Yes, that's...
01:14:51Yes, look, that's it!
01:14:53Uh, Mrs. Brown?
01:14:55What is it, Joe?
01:14:57What about foreplay?
01:14:58No, foreplay is for sissies
01:15:00Real men go in, unload, and pull out
01:15:03Mom!
01:15:17We can dance if you want
01:15:21You go ahead
01:15:24I think I need to go get some air
01:15:41I miss her
01:15:45She's scared, and maybe she's making the wrong choice
01:15:48But it's her wrong choice to make
01:15:50You have to be willing to walk away
01:15:53What about you and Clayton?
01:15:56Look, if he can't make a stand, he just can't make a stand
01:16:04Well, what about you?
01:16:07What are you willing to do?
01:16:16I'm so proud of you
01:16:18Doesn't it feel great to be straight?
01:16:21To be out of homosexuality?
01:16:24It's not always going to be easy
01:16:27But at least we know what to do now
01:16:30Okay, girls, ready to go?
01:16:35Give me the keys
01:16:37I hope she's worth it
01:16:39Miss Clayton?
01:16:40I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton
01:16:42You're great
01:16:44Come on
01:16:50There he is
01:17:14Go
01:17:21Let's go
01:17:23Let's go
01:17:42Welcome to the graduating class of True Directions
01:17:49Ladies and gentlemen, may I present
01:17:52our happy heterosexuals
01:18:23Jesus!
01:18:24Leslie
01:18:25Why are you here?
01:18:27I came to get you
01:18:30I can't go anywhere, Megan
01:18:53That was fast
01:18:55Where's Glenn?
01:18:58I gotta try again
01:19:11We have all gathered on this special day
01:19:14to celebrate the wonderful True Directions
01:19:19And praise be to our higher power
01:19:25Will our graduates please stand again
01:19:29Sinead LaRonde
01:19:38Jill Goldberg
01:19:40Hilary Vandermuelen
01:19:50Graham Aitken
01:19:55And to our graduating class of True Directions
01:19:59I would like to present
01:20:02our graduating class of True Directions
01:20:06Michael Aitken
01:20:31And now, I think that in closing
01:20:34we should
01:20:45Graham
01:20:531, 2, 3, 4
01:20:55I won't take no anymore
01:20:575, 6, 7, 8
01:20:59I want you to be my mate
01:21:021, 2, 3, 4
01:21:04You're the one that I adore
01:21:075, 6, 7, 8
01:21:09Don't run from me cause this is fate
01:21:25I love you
01:21:29Megan, you stop it
01:21:31Stop it this instant
01:21:33or you will fall in the swamp
01:21:36of your homosexual depravity
01:21:38for the rest of your life
01:21:47Come on, let's go
01:21:50Megan
01:21:53Wait
01:22:01Megan
01:22:31applause
01:22:36My name is Peter
01:22:38and my daughter is a homosexual
01:22:43Hello Peter
01:22:46guitar solo
01:23:00What do they know
01:23:02They say to the young
01:23:04As I get older
01:23:06And till my life is done
01:23:09I'll be the one
01:23:11Who had a love that was true
01:23:14They all had none
01:23:16And I had you
01:23:18We'll be together forever in love
01:23:20Together forever in love
01:23:23Together forever in love
01:23:30Together forever in love
01:23:44guitar solo
01:23:58Open the door
01:24:00Walk in behind her
01:24:02Draw back your bow
01:24:04Let it remind her
01:24:06No one's around
01:24:08No need to fake it
01:24:10She's not in love
01:24:12How can she take it
01:24:23Give her the time
01:24:25She'll know you mean it
01:24:27Make up her mind
01:24:29Throw in her feelings
01:24:31Open the door
01:24:33Have her jump through it
01:24:36She fell in love
01:24:38How could she do it
01:24:40Do you know
01:24:42Do you know
01:24:43What you're missing
01:24:44What you're missing
01:24:45We'll show
01:24:47If you should try to kiss her
01:24:49Do you know
01:24:51Do you know
01:24:52What you're missing
01:24:53What you're missing
01:24:55We'll show
01:24:56If you should try to kiss her
01:24:58You should try to kiss her
01:25:11Crazy galore
01:25:14You wouldn't do it
01:25:16Seen it before
01:25:18Looks like you blew it
01:25:20Do you know
01:25:22Do you know
01:25:23What you're missing
01:25:24What you're missing
01:25:26We'll show
01:25:27If you should try to kiss her
01:25:29Do you know
01:25:31Do you know
01:25:32What you're missing
01:25:33What you're missing
01:25:35We'll show
01:25:36If you should try to kiss her
01:25:39You should try to kiss her
01:25:41Do you know
01:25:43Do you know
01:25:44What you're missing
01:25:45What you're missing
01:25:47We'll show
01:25:48If you should try to kiss her
01:25:50Do you know
01:25:52Do you know
01:25:53What you're missing
01:25:54What you're missing
01:25:56We'll show
01:25:57If you should try to kiss her
01:26:00You should try to kiss her
01:26:02Just put up your fist
01:26:04And you should try to kiss her
01:26:07Ah
01:26:25Swish swish swish swish
01:26:37Swish with me
01:26:40And I'll swish with you
01:26:44Come on and swish with me
01:26:48And I'll swish with you
01:26:52That's right, get down
01:26:54Everybody swish to the left
01:26:56That's right, get down
01:26:58Everybody swish to the right
01:27:00That's right, get down
01:27:02Everybody swish to the left
01:27:04That's right, get down
01:27:06Swish swish swish swish
01:27:08Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:09Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:10Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:11Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:12Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:13Free your body
01:27:15Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:16Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:17Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:18Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:19Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:20Don't stop, don't stop
01:27:21Swish swish swish swish
01:27:23That's right, get on
01:27:24Don't stop, get on
01:27:26Don't stop, get on
01:27:28Don't stop, get on
01:27:30Don't stop, get on
01:27:32Don't stop, get on
01:27:34Don't stop, get on
01:27:51Free your body
01:27:53Don't stop, get on
01:27:55Don't stop, get on
01:27:57Don't stop, get on
01:27:59Don't stop, get on
01:28:01Don't stop, get on
01:28:04Don't stop, get on
01:28:06Don't stop, get on
01:28:14Swish with me
01:28:17And I'll swish with you
01:28:21Come on and swish with me
01:28:25And I'll swish with you
01:28:29That's right, get down
01:28:31Everybody swish to the left
01:28:33That's right, get down
01:28:35Everybody swish to the right
01:28:37That's right, get down
01:28:39Everybody swish to the left
01:28:41That's right, get down
01:28:43Swish swish swish swish
01:28:50Swish swish swish swish
01:28:52Swish, that's right
01:28:54Everybody turn to your right
01:28:56Swish, that's right
01:28:58Swish swish swish swish
01:29:00Swish, that's right
01:29:02Everybody turn to your right
01:29:04Swish, that's right
01:29:06Swish swish swish swish
01:29:08Swish, that's right
01:29:10Everybody turn to your right
01:29:12Swish, that's right
01:29:14Swish swish swish swish
01:29:16Swish with me
01:29:18And I'll swish with you
01:29:22Come on and swish with me
01:29:26And I'll swish with you
01:29:30That's right, get down
01:29:32Everybody swish to the left
01:29:34That's right, get down
01:29:36Everybody swish to the right
01:29:38That's right, get down
01:29:40Everybody swish to the left
01:29:42That's right, get down
01:29:44Swish swish swish swish
01:30:00Swish swish swish swish
01:30:02Swish, that's right
01:30:04Everybody swish to the left
01:30:06That's right, get down
01:30:08Everybody swish to the left
01:30:10That's right, get down
01:30:12Everybody swish to the left
01:30:14That's right, get down
01:30:16Everybody swish to the left
01:30:18That's right, get down
01:30:20Everybody swish to the left
01:30:22That's right, get down
01:30:24Everybody swish to the left
01:30:26That's right, get down
01:30:28Swish
01:30:32Swish
01:30:34Swish
01:30:36Swish
01:30:38Swish
01:30:40Swish
01:30:42Swish
01:30:44Swish
01:30:46Swish
01:30:48Swish
01:30:50Swish
01:30:52Swish
01:30:54Swish