Though she's a talented gymnast, Janey (Sarah Jessica Parker) has always followed the orders of her strict Army colonel father and stayed out of the spotlight. However, when she moves to a new town and meets the carefree Lynne (Helen Hunt), she disobeys her father for the first time in her life. With Lynne's encouragement, Janey enters a TV dance competition -- and soon finds herself with both a cute dance partner and an archrival who is dead set on getting Janey eliminated from the contest.
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00:00:30Um, I don't know where to begin.
00:00:45Uh, let's see, um, well, this is really embarrassing.
00:00:58Um, I don't know, I guess I'm pretty boring.
00:01:14Please, class, show our new student a little courtesy.
00:01:19Just tell us a little about yourself, Jane.
00:01:22Um, I hiccup when I get nervous.
00:01:26Well, we've learned.
00:01:28Jane, why don't you tell us where you're from?
00:01:30Everywhere.
00:01:32I mean, my dad's in the army,
00:01:34or at least he was until he retired,
00:01:36so we were always moving.
00:01:38This is the 11th school that I've been to.
00:01:42Um, 11 different schools,
00:01:45but the uniform's always the same,
00:01:47even on Guam.
00:01:49Chicago's really going to have to do its fair share
00:01:52to impress a seasoned traveler like you.
00:01:54Tell us about your hobbies, outside interests.
00:01:57Um, let's see what I like to do.
00:02:00I...
00:02:02I...
00:02:04I like listening to music,
00:02:06and I like doing gymnastics,
00:02:12and I love to dance.
00:02:16Army bases are pretty dead,
00:02:18unless you're in the army,
00:02:20so I always had a lot of time to daydream,
00:02:23and my daydream was always the same,
00:02:26that someday I was going to get to Chicago,
00:02:30because that's where they make dance TV.
00:02:34Live from Chicago,
00:02:36America's number one dance show,
00:02:38Dance TV is on the air!
00:02:43Ha-ha!
00:02:47Oh!
00:02:53Watch out for the candy wrapper
00:02:56The boy can dance and he's so sweet
00:03:00Yeah, he'll blow your composure
00:03:03As he takes you right out of your seat
00:03:07He's got you going in circles
00:03:10Your head is spinning round and round
00:03:14You'll start to feel his motion
00:03:17When he takes you on down
00:03:21Shout! Break out!
00:03:23Don't be insecure
00:03:25Cause it's your chance to scream
00:03:28Shout! Break out!
00:03:30Go dance with her
00:03:32Cause she's a physical beast
00:03:35Shout! Break out!
00:03:37Don't know where you were
00:03:39Cause it's your chance to scream
00:03:42Shout! Break out!
00:03:44Be good to her
00:03:46Cause she's a human machine
00:03:49In the morning when we were
00:03:51Feeling things in heaven
00:03:53We had done something
00:03:54I wanna get in
00:03:56We're too slow to shine
00:03:58So burn
00:04:00We'll be burning every day
00:04:02So burn
00:04:03Shout!
00:04:06Shout!
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:12Oh!
00:04:16Shout!
00:04:17Break out
00:04:18Don't be insecure
00:04:20Cause it's your chance to scream
00:04:23Shout! Break out!
00:04:25Go dance with her
00:04:27Cause she's a physical beast
00:04:48We have your fire extinguisher!
00:04:50Turn the TV off!
00:04:51It's DTV time!
00:04:53Shout!
00:04:55Cause she's a physical beast
00:04:57Oh yeah!
00:04:58Shout! Break out!
00:04:59Don't know where you were
00:05:14Would you cover for me?
00:05:18Just hold your blazer up
00:05:20Like this? Got it?
00:05:22Yeah, thanks
00:05:24Oh my god
00:05:31Thanks
00:05:32Yeah
00:05:36Velcro
00:05:37Next to the Walkman and Tab
00:05:38It is the coolest invention in the 20th century
00:05:42My name's Lynn Stone
00:05:43Hi
00:05:44And I'm gonna change it as soon as I'm old enough
00:05:46Why are you doing this?
00:05:48I mean, do you have a date or something?
00:05:49No, I wish
00:05:50I just know I must be horny
00:05:52I'm going to babysit
00:05:53You should see me when I go out
00:05:58What's the matter?
00:06:00Oh, I know
00:06:01You're gonna miss the beginning of dance TV
00:06:03Yeah, well, never mind
00:06:04I'm used to missing things
00:06:08Well, get over it
00:06:09I'm not gonna let you miss anything
00:06:12She's got a 25 inch TV
00:06:14Oh, excuse me
00:06:15Come on
00:06:16And you're sure she'll drive you home?
00:06:17No problem
00:06:18I'm telling you, this woman loves me
00:06:22Okay, wait, okay, be cool
00:06:25Okay, she just ate
00:06:26Don't feed her anything
00:06:27Okay
00:06:28I'll be back at six
00:06:29Okay
00:06:30And write down all phone messages
00:06:31You bet
00:06:32Okay, bye-bye
00:06:33Bye
00:06:38Stinky Lemsky
00:06:41Hey, girlfriend
00:06:42Stinky Lemsky, this is Janie
00:06:45Janie, Stinky
00:06:47Stinky
00:06:48Hi
00:06:49It's Janie
00:06:50Hi
00:07:10I'll be right back
00:07:11Okay
00:07:13Jonathan and Lisa are definitely my favorite couple
00:07:16You know, his birthday is the same as mine, almost
00:07:18Do you remember when he kissed her on the New Year's Eve show?
00:07:20Yes
00:07:21They were frenching
00:07:23Uh-uh
00:07:24Uh-huh
00:07:25Afterwards, he wiped his mouth off like this
00:07:27It was a dead giveaway
00:07:32That's our teen TV dancers
00:07:34And how would you like to become one of them?
00:07:37Well, now is your chance
00:07:38Because we're having a contest
00:07:40To find a new DTV regular couple
00:07:43You wanna join us?
00:07:44Well, you can
00:07:45All you have to do is
00:07:46Come on out and audition this Friday
00:07:48We're gonna narrow it down to seven couples
00:07:51And then have a grand final dance-off
00:07:53Right here on our Saturday show
00:07:55Live on DTV
00:07:57Now write this information down
00:08:07I can't believe you missed it
00:08:10Missed what?
00:08:11The big DTV news, that's what
00:08:13They announced the contest today
00:08:15Which my own personal sources
00:08:16Told me about a week ago
00:08:19What kind of contest?
00:08:20For a new regular couple
00:08:21To dance on the show
00:08:22This could be our big break
00:08:24Hey, Drew
00:08:25I told you I won't dance with you
00:08:26Your palms sweat
00:08:27Very funny
00:08:28I'm telling you, man
00:08:29You've got the stuff it takes
00:08:30To win that contest
00:08:31And get on TV
00:08:32Oh, yeah
00:08:33I'm a definite TV star
00:08:35Me and Captain Kangaroo
00:08:37Malene, I can't help it
00:08:38If I'm a conceptual thinker
00:08:40It's a curse
00:08:41But I just can't feature you
00:08:42Starting trade school
00:08:43Right after graduation
00:08:45Jeff Malene
00:08:47Machinist
00:08:48I don't see it
00:08:49Jeff Malene
00:08:51Regular on DTV
00:08:52Oh, it's there
00:08:53In neon
00:08:54I don't need any dance contest
00:08:55To tell me I'm a good dancer
00:09:00Hey, squirt
00:09:01Don't call me squirt
00:09:02I'm not a little kid
00:09:03No!
00:09:04I can't believe
00:09:05That you're older than me
00:09:06I'm older than you
00:09:07No!
00:09:26But let's take a little break
00:09:27From the dancing right now
00:09:28For the latest music news
00:09:29From my girl, Ricky
00:09:31Now, where is that Ricky?
00:09:33Let's all hear it
00:09:34For steroids
00:09:35And now, the news
00:09:36Did you see it last week
00:09:37When Ricky rode in
00:09:38On a dog clip?
00:09:39Oh, God
00:09:40Our drummer's the coolest
00:09:41All house records
00:09:42At Thatcher Arena
00:09:43As their rockin'
00:09:44Ruffage victory tour
00:09:45Continues to sweep
00:09:46Through the English countryside
00:09:47In other news
00:09:48Paul McCartney
00:09:49Bought up the publishing rights
00:09:50To all locomotive
00:09:51Sound effects tapes
00:09:52And this makes
00:09:53Paul rich
00:09:54Hello
00:09:55But does it make
00:09:56Him happy
00:09:57Or does it make
00:09:58Him sad
00:09:59I don't know
00:10:00But I'm sure
00:10:01I don't know
00:10:02But does it make
00:10:03Him happy
00:10:04Noah Blindglass
00:10:05Well, we're almost
00:10:06Out of time
00:10:07But tune in tomorrow
00:10:08For a sneak preview
00:10:09Of seven more songs
00:10:10Titled Jump
00:10:13Well, this is Ricky saying
00:10:15No matter how hard you try
00:10:18You'll never be
00:10:19As good as me
00:10:21And remember
00:10:22Win the contest
00:10:23And you'll be dancing
00:10:24The day away
00:10:25On DTV
00:10:26But until then
00:10:27To all of you out there
00:10:28From all of us here
00:10:29Including Ricky
00:10:30DTV regulars
00:10:31And me, Gary Woods
00:10:32You have yourself
00:10:33A great one
00:10:34We'll see you tomorrow
00:10:35When DTV comes
00:10:36Dancing back
00:10:40That is the coolest
00:10:43We're going to be
00:10:44On DTV
00:10:45Listen, I'm a pretty
00:10:46Good dancer
00:10:47But what I lack
00:10:48In substance
00:10:49I make up for
00:10:50In style
00:10:51And you
00:10:52This was you today
00:10:53I loved dance
00:10:54Oh, God
00:10:55I mean, it was perfect
00:10:58Look, I think
00:10:59You're forgetting
00:11:00That I have
00:11:01General Patton
00:11:02As a father
00:11:03But you belong
00:11:04On DTV
00:11:05And of course
00:11:06So do I
00:11:07We'll just audition
00:11:08Okay
00:11:09We'll just
00:11:10We'll go and audition
00:11:11Your dad can't
00:11:12Find anything wrong
00:11:13With that
00:11:14Lipski
00:11:15Mitt
00:11:16What's going on here
00:11:23I'm sorry, baby
00:11:24I'm in the middle
00:11:25Of a board meeting
00:11:26What's this all about
00:11:27I already told you
00:11:28Why don't you
00:11:29Listen to me
00:11:30For a change
00:11:31Yes, baby
00:11:32I do listen
00:11:33I remember
00:11:34You want to be
00:11:35On some kind of
00:11:36A dance show, right
00:11:37Yes, Daddy
00:11:38I'm going to star
00:11:39On Dance TV
00:11:40Don't you think
00:11:41I deserve
00:11:42At least that
00:11:43But Princess
00:11:44I thought we were
00:11:45Working on that
00:11:46Seventeen Magazine
00:11:47Modeling contest
00:11:48For you
00:11:49My shrink is right
00:11:50I'm unloved
00:11:51Unappreciated
00:11:52I only have
00:11:53One car
00:11:54That quack
00:11:55Will say anything
00:11:56To keep the money
00:11:57Am I giving you
00:11:58A big coming out party
00:11:59Uh-uh
00:12:00Don't try to
00:12:01Buy my affections
00:12:02I'm going to be
00:12:03On that show, Daddy
00:12:04And I don't want to
00:12:05Hear another word
00:12:06About it
00:12:07Now you've made me late
00:12:18Decisions
00:12:19Are the worst
00:12:27Now answer me
00:12:28Did the phone ring
00:12:29Did the phone ring
00:12:30Or didn't it
00:12:31Did it
00:12:32Then
00:12:33This is inexcusable
00:12:34Don't look at
00:12:35Dasher Dad
00:12:36Never
00:12:37Hi
00:12:38I like dogs
00:12:39Yeah, Benji
00:12:40Boomer
00:12:41Sandy
00:12:42Oh, God
00:12:43I don't like
00:12:44Them that much
00:12:45Oh, God
00:12:46I don't like
00:12:47Them that much
00:12:48I don't like
00:12:49Them that much
00:12:50I don't like
00:12:51Them that much
00:12:52I don't like
00:12:53Them that much
00:12:54I don't like
00:12:55Them that much
00:12:57Hi
00:12:59Hi
00:13:01That was school
00:13:04It was typical
00:13:08But I made a new friend
00:13:11You did?
00:13:13That was fast
00:13:14Listen, Dad
00:13:15Could I talk to you
00:13:17About something?
00:13:18Sweetheart
00:13:19We haven't met her yet
00:13:21Means she has B-O
00:13:22Come on, Zach
00:13:23Come here
00:13:24Let's wash the backyard
00:13:25Get off your face, ugh!
00:13:31Um, listen, I was wondering about something.
00:13:34What's up?
00:13:36Um, well, see, there's this contest
00:13:38that I really want to enter.
00:13:40A little healthy competition, that's good for the soul.
00:13:42That's the spirit.
00:13:43Well, see, what I do is I go downtown on Friday
00:13:45and I get to dance, and then if they like me,
00:13:47then I rehearse every night, and then if I win,
00:13:49I'm gonna be on TV, all right?
00:13:50Negative, A, I don't want you going all over this town
00:13:53before I've done any reconnaissance.
00:13:55Chicago's a tough city.
00:13:56I've gotta install an alarm system in this house.
00:13:59And B, you're too young to go out at night,
00:14:02except for the occasional supervised school activity.
00:14:04When you're 18, then you're entitled to some nightlife.
00:14:07Now, we had a deal, remember?
00:14:09We made a deal when I was seven and a half.
00:14:11Nightlife was the Muppet Show!
00:14:13Don't sass me!
00:14:14I'm sorry, sir.
00:14:17I'm doing this for your own good.
00:14:19Yeah, you forgot to say you'll thank me for this one day.
00:14:25So I said, sister, please, anybody could have confused
00:14:28Hail Mary with Proud Mary, and besides,
00:14:30I do a very good Tina Turner.
00:14:33What did you do?
00:14:34Made me wash all of her blackboards,
00:14:36but that's okay because I broke every piece of her chalk
00:14:38into tiny little pieces.
00:14:40You know, you can't wear that to the audition.
00:14:42I know.
00:14:44Are you backing out?
00:14:45Lynn, look, my father won't let me go,
00:14:47and my mother says that we have to let him win a few battles
00:14:49so that he can win the war, whatever that means.
00:14:51Well, that means you're going anyway.
00:14:52Lynn, I can't, they won't let me go!
00:14:55Do you do everything you're told?
00:15:00Oh, God, you do.
00:15:02Um, look, there's your bus.
00:15:04Good luck, all right, and will you call me tonight?
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:09I'm sorry, too.
00:15:11Bye.
00:15:12Bye.
00:15:26Oh, come on!
00:15:27You can do it, you can do it!
00:15:29Take my hand, Lynn, take my hand!
00:15:32It's all a matter of appearances.
00:15:34If you show up at the audition on a motorcycle,
00:15:36you're a wild kid, but if you tool up in a Mercedes,
00:15:39you're a man to be reckoned with.
00:15:42Drew, when are you gonna get rid of this thing?
00:15:44That's your problem, man.
00:15:45You don't need to know.
00:15:46I'm not gonna get rid of it.
00:15:48I'm gonna get rid of it.
00:15:50I'm gonna get rid of it.
00:15:51I'm gonna get rid of it.
00:15:53I'm gonna get rid of it.
00:15:54That's your problem, man.
00:15:55You don't understand that this car makes a statement.
00:15:58Yeah, it says, hi, I'm garbage.
00:16:06I love this car, I told you.
00:16:08Star, it always starts.
00:16:11Yeah, stop.
00:16:12Hey.
00:16:27Ah!
00:16:29This is so cool!
00:16:33This is a mob scene, we should have parked on the street.
00:16:35What are you talking about?
00:16:36There's a space right there.
00:16:37A parking place right in front. That's a good omen.
00:16:44I knew this was gonna be cool. I knew it! Come on.
00:16:48Let's do it.
00:16:50Ladies, top of the morning to you.
00:16:53Smile, will ya? I may be dorky, but his friend's kinda cute.
00:16:56You're into public school guys, which I am. Come on.
00:17:00Let's go, everybody. We got a T-shirt stampede.
00:17:03One-of-a-kind T-shirts, on sale here today only.
00:17:05Better get them now, sweetheart. They're not gonna last too long.
00:17:08Get your Dance TV T-shirts.
00:17:11Dance TV T-shirts. Lowest price in town.
00:17:14Wait just a second. He can't do that. That was my idea.
00:17:18True. I hate to break it to you, man, but all right?
00:17:21Okay. I'll wait until after the contest.
00:17:24I'll call them collector's items charged up.
00:17:27Hey, beautiful. Stop looking. You found me.
00:17:32Great!
00:17:34That's nice going, Drew. I always wanted you for a brother-in-law.
00:17:37She's a punk.
00:17:40Do you really think I'm punk?
00:17:43Well, that's outrageous. I mean, it's not as cool as New Wave,
00:17:46but it's a lot better than preteen.
00:17:49So do all women throw themselves at your feet,
00:17:51or is it just the ones that can't reach any higher?
00:17:54Come on, Romeo.
00:17:57All right. Let's move along here.
00:18:00Please. Thank you.
00:18:03You don't remember me, do you?
00:18:06I haven't forgotten you or that smile.
00:18:09Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm not good with names.
00:18:12I must have forgotten who you...
00:18:15It's just a name. I'd given you up for dead.
00:18:18It's a nice uniform.
00:18:21It's all right.
00:18:24There are plenty of guys who go nuts for girls in uniforms.
00:18:27I have a name, too.
00:18:30Your father and Captain Kirk.
00:18:33No, I'm gonna die.
00:18:36Hi, I'm Lynn Stone. My lucky number's 21.
00:18:38Uh-huh. Next.
00:18:40I have a real wave with a 30 figures.
00:18:42Somebody. Thank you.
00:18:45All right.
00:18:48Look out!
00:18:51Are you okay?
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:58Oh, Lynn.
00:19:01Lynn? Lynn?
00:19:16It's all right.
00:19:19Thanks, babe.
00:19:24Nice car.
00:19:27I've got exotic wheels myself.
00:19:30What is it? A Schwinn 10-speed?
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:36All right. Now, are we ready?
00:19:39All right.
00:19:42If we could have, please. Thank you.
00:19:45If we could have the first group up on stage.
00:19:48If you don't have a partner, don't worry about it.
00:19:51All right?
00:19:54So let the games begin!
00:20:07Calling out around the world
00:20:10Are you ready for a brand-new beat?
00:20:13Someone's here and the time is right
00:20:16I want you and, uh, I want you.
00:20:20Come on!
00:20:23All right, let's move it along. Thank you.
00:20:26In New York City
00:20:29All we need is music
00:20:32Free music
00:20:35There'll be music everywhere
00:20:38Exotic, exotic
00:20:41And records playing while dancing in the street
00:20:44It doesn't matter what you wear
00:20:47As long as you are there
00:20:50So come on, every guy, grab a girl
00:20:53Everywhere around the world
00:20:56They'll be dancing in the street
00:20:59They're dancing in the street
00:21:02Dancing in the street
00:21:17If you're ready
00:21:20Let the games begin
00:21:23If you're ready
00:21:26Let the games begin
00:21:29Let the games begin
00:21:32Let the games begin
00:21:35If you're ready
00:21:38Let the games begin
00:21:41All right, can we move it along? Thank you.
00:21:44Oh my God.
00:22:00Cut.
00:22:04OK.
00:22:10We need music, street music, there'll be music everywhere.
00:22:17There'll be swingin', swayin', and record playin'
00:22:21for dancin' in the street.
00:22:25I'm an expert, see that?
00:22:27Just as long as you are there,
00:22:30so come on everybody, grab a girl.
00:22:34Everybody, come on,
00:22:38dancin' in the street.
00:22:40We're dancin' in the street,
00:22:42dancin' in the street.
00:22:44We're callin' out around the world,
00:22:48are you ready for a brand new beat?
00:22:51What's this?
00:22:52Summer's here and the time's right,
00:22:55we're dancin' in the street.
00:22:57We're dancin' with you,
00:22:59dancin' in the street.
00:23:01Down in New Orleans,
00:23:03dancin' in the street.
00:23:04In New York City,
00:23:06dancin' in the street.
00:23:22We'll be dancin' in the street,
00:23:24we're dancin' in the street,
00:23:26dancin' in the street.
00:23:28This is an invitation,
00:23:30a fascination,
00:23:32a chance for a brand new beat.
00:23:35We'll be dancin' in the street,
00:23:38we're dancin' in the street,
00:23:41we're dancin' in the street,
00:23:43dancin' in the street.
00:23:45Baltimore and Katina,
00:23:46dancin' in the street.
00:23:48Can't forget the Motor City,
00:23:49dancin' in the street.
00:23:51All we need is you.
00:23:53All right, we have,
00:23:54we have selected the following finalists.
00:23:57Listen please.
00:23:58One,
00:23:59six,
00:24:02sixteen,
00:24:04twenty-three,
00:24:05thirty-five,
00:24:10seventy-two,
00:24:12one-oh-two,
00:24:15fifteen,
00:24:23fifteen,
00:24:24one-twenty-five,
00:24:25and one-twenty-seven.
00:24:28One-twenty-seven.
00:24:35Thank you very much.
00:24:40You, uh, you showed a lot of originality.
00:24:47Okay, now we're going to pair up the contestants
00:24:49we've chosen so far.
00:24:51All right.
00:24:52Be patient, I'll be right back.
00:24:55All right, now, um,
00:24:56I'd like to make a few changes.
00:24:58Uh, uh, Miss, excuse me, Miss, right here.
00:25:02And, uh, I'd like to see you with the big fella there, please.
00:25:05Uh, yes.
00:25:06Yes, you.
00:25:10My, you are big.
00:25:12Yeah, so that's lovely.
00:25:13All right, thank you very much.
00:25:14If you would, please.
00:25:16Yeah.
00:25:17No, no, no, no, wait a minute.
00:25:18No, no, this, this is not right.
00:25:20Um, you two back together again, please.
00:25:23Yes, yes.
00:25:24Switch, please.
00:25:25There we are.
00:25:26There we are, very good.
00:25:27Yeah, that's fine.
00:25:28Yes, that's good.
00:25:29Well, like this.
00:25:30Sort of rebel without a cause meets sound of music.
00:25:35You're taking a fashion risk.
00:25:37I like that.
00:25:39Just don't do it on camera.
00:25:41All right, remember to pick up the list of rehearsal times.
00:25:43What are you doing?
00:25:44I, no, I want to take just one of those.
00:25:48You looked great.
00:25:50Oh, Lynn, this is a drag.
00:25:51I'm sorry.
00:25:52It's all right.
00:25:53Did you catch my dance partner?
00:25:54I wasn't dancing.
00:25:55That was a salt and battery.
00:25:56There he is with that cheese bomb.
00:26:00Lynn, she set this up.
00:26:02We're going to tell Iroh, OK?
00:26:03Oh, no way, forget it.
00:26:05You know what's better than getting mad?
00:26:07Getting even.
00:26:12Did you get her number?
00:26:13Yeah, zero.
00:26:14Hey, what's the flying nun's phone number?
00:26:17It's unlisted.
00:26:19555-4102.
00:26:25I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
00:26:26I didn't mean to.
00:26:28You look great today.
00:26:29It's your fool Drew.
00:26:31Anybody could fool him.
00:26:34You know, last year I caught him undressing my Barbie doll.
00:26:39Aren't I ever going to grow up?
00:26:41Maggie, you're 12.
00:26:42Next October, you'll be 13.
00:26:43Then you'll be 14.
00:26:44That's the way it goes.
00:26:46I don't mean age.
00:26:49I mean women stuff.
00:26:53Don't make fun.
00:26:55Mom never got to that part.
00:26:58Well, I don't know who's going to explain it to you now.
00:27:00I mean, Dad's no good.
00:27:01All he told me was, don't be embarrassed, son.
00:27:04Just don't read Playboy right before you go to bed.
00:27:06Hi.
00:27:07Hi, Pop.
00:27:08I take it supper's ready?
00:27:10Yep.
00:27:11Hi, Max.
00:27:12Hi.
00:27:13So how was work, Pop?
00:27:15Oh, positively stimulating, as usual.
00:27:20I take it that's for me?
00:27:21Absolutely.
00:27:22Thanks.
00:27:23You're not too tired, are you, Dad?
00:27:25Again?
00:27:26You broke it again?
00:27:27I didn't break it.
00:27:28It just sort of fell off.
00:27:30Max, I don't understand how that doorknob keeps coming off.
00:27:33I mean, that's the fourth time this month, you know?
00:27:36Thank you, Lord, for this food.
00:27:38She dances with it.
00:27:39What?
00:27:41So when I finally get asked to dance, I'll know what to do.
00:27:44My sister dances with doors.
00:27:45She's the original slam dancer.
00:27:47He should talk, Daddy.
00:27:49He's going to dance on TV.
00:27:51Maggie?
00:27:52Care to clue me in?
00:27:57I auditioned for a dance contest.
00:27:59And he made the finals.
00:28:03And then they choose the winners on DTV.
00:28:05What's the prize?
00:28:06You get to be a regular on dance TV.
00:28:09Uh, what's this have to do with trade school?
00:28:15Look, you don't want college.
00:28:17Well, that's okay with me, but, uh...
00:28:20I was in a hurry to get going when I was your age, too.
00:28:22But you got to have a skill, Jeff.
00:28:25You got to start earning a living sooner or later.
00:28:27Look, trade school was good enough for my father,
00:28:29and it was good enough for me.
00:28:33That's not funny.
00:28:35Don't throw a mental, Dad.
00:28:38I liked it better when you kids used to humor me.
00:28:44Hold my calls.
00:28:50It's affirmative.
00:28:51The credit card does work on the bathroom wall.
00:28:53Zachary, you're a pervert. Will you get out of here?
00:28:56Telephone. It's a boy.
00:28:58Want Dad to take a message?
00:29:00Still can't write, you know.
00:29:09Um, hi.
00:29:11Dad, I can't believe you remember my phone number.
00:29:14You still at home? What you do, young lady?
00:29:16Yeah, um...
00:29:17Who is it?
00:29:18It's my friend Lynn.
00:29:20Lynn? Oh, great.
00:29:23I'll make it short.
00:29:25I'll just... I'll be a second.
00:29:29Hi, I'm back.
00:29:30Meet me at the rehearsal hall at 9 o'clock.
00:29:32I'll bring the music.
00:29:33Hey, watch out!
00:29:35Goodbye.
00:29:36I don't know if I can...
00:29:44Sorry. Needed the phone.
00:29:46Number four, the cabbage patch mother's having a PTA meeting?
00:29:49You're cranky.
00:29:50Whenever Emily Holland's brother's cranky, it means a girl's dumping.
00:29:54You want to get dumped? I'll dump you.
00:29:56No! Dad!
00:30:04Enter.
00:30:06Just checking. How about a little status report? Algebra?
00:30:08Um, almost done.
00:30:10English?
00:30:11One chapter left.
00:30:12Biology?
00:30:13Finished.
00:30:14History?
00:30:15Say, you up to the French at any war yet?
00:30:18Boy, what a little light artillery you could have done there.
00:30:21Well, I knew you'd have it under control.
00:30:23Lights out at ten sharp. Good night, honey.
00:30:46All alone?
00:30:50If you ever want to practice your moves, give me a call.
00:30:54If you ever want to practice your moves, give me a call.
00:31:15First it was in my bedroom. Then it was in 711 by your house.
00:31:18Then it was in George's English class.
00:31:20Only in this stream, sometimes she wasn't Mr. George.
00:31:22She was that J.B. cheerleader who wears his almost see-through underpants.
00:31:25Can you be quiet for two seconds?
00:31:27Yeah, sure.
00:31:28You probably meant more than two seconds.
00:31:30I mean, two seconds is like nothing.
00:31:32One, two, there, that's two seconds.
00:31:37I hate it when you're in a bad mood.
00:31:39I'm not in a bad mood.
00:31:40Sweetheart, when are you gonna buy yourself a nice, sexy Catholic school uniform?
00:31:44Hey, get off of my case, all right?
00:31:47Come on, Patty, we're not welcome here.
00:31:49Uh, not so fast.
00:31:51Patty and I have a little business to attend to.
00:31:53The term papers are in.
00:31:55Eisenhower, Johnson, Kennedy.
00:31:57Kennedy, oh, he was so cute. How much?
00:32:00A date with me.
00:32:01I'll take Johnson.
00:32:04Hey, I heard those Catholic school girls really put out.
00:32:07Hey, hey, Jeff's very touchy this morning.
00:32:09Must have had a rough night breaking in his new dance partner.
00:32:11Yeah? That's what you think.
00:32:13He didn't even see her. She stood him up.
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:20He's giving like her a celebration.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:24Gloria
00:32:32In excelsis Deo
00:32:37Gloria
00:32:48In excelsis Deo
00:32:57Deo
00:32:59Deo, you say Deo, you say Deo, you say Deo, you say Deo.
00:33:02There is a time and a place for Calypso music, young lady.
00:33:08Open your hymnals to page 57.
00:33:12We will now sing Amazing Grace.
00:33:16What page?
00:33:17Lynn Stone will join us and sing it like an American.
00:33:28So where were you last night? I waited out there for an hour and a half.
00:33:31I tried to tell you that I couldn't go, but you hung up too fast.
00:33:35Are you going to do homework now? That's terrific.
00:33:38For your information, I've just made some notes about some steps
00:33:41in case there's something you can't do.
00:33:43I can do any step you can do.
00:33:45Really?
00:33:47Because I was thinking we'd start out with something like this.
00:33:51It's a little babyish, don't you think?
00:33:53Babyish?
00:33:55Look, I've been taking gymnastics and dance for ten years.
00:33:57What did you have in mind?
00:33:59It's a little babyish.
00:34:06It's a little babyish.
00:34:08It's a little babyish.
00:34:11It's a little babyish.
00:34:14It's a little babyish.
00:34:16It's a little babyish.
00:34:18What did you have in mind?
00:34:21Well, I thought we could start out with something like this.
00:34:29Yeah.
00:34:30I saw that in three different videos in a Levi's commercial.
00:34:33Come here.
00:34:38Go like this.
00:34:40Five, six, seven, eight.
00:34:49That's good.
00:34:51Okay, come back to me now.
00:34:53I'm just going to spin you out, and I want you to come back to me, all right?
00:34:57Out and back.
00:34:59Out.
00:35:00Come back.
00:35:01Come back to me.
00:35:02No, but it's not right.
00:35:03You're always going to wear that uniform?
00:35:05Look, I've got news for you.
00:35:06I had to sneak out of choir practice to get here, all right?
00:35:08It wasn't easy, and it wasn't fun.
00:35:10Excuse me.
00:35:12Do either one of you have change for a 20?
00:35:15Gosh, I don't have anything smaller than a 50.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20It's my loss.
00:35:22Have fun.
00:35:26Look, we're wasting time, all right?
00:35:27Let's get back to work.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:31Is this Mr. Glenn?
00:35:32Yes.
00:35:33This is Sister Natalie.
00:35:35Do you know where Janie is?
00:35:37No, I thought she was in school.
00:35:39No, she's not here.
00:35:42Please tell her if she can't make it regularly to choir,
00:35:45I'm going to have to replace her.
00:35:47Well, I'll talk to her this evening, Sister.
00:35:51You're welcome.
00:36:00You just keep going around.
00:36:03Will you stop showing off?
00:36:04We're supposed to be partners, or did you forget?
00:36:06I wish I could forget.
00:36:08Oh, really?
00:36:09Because, you know, if you want to quit,
00:36:10that's okay with me.
00:36:17What's the matter with him?
00:36:19I hate him.
00:36:21He's a guy and he's alive.
00:36:22What's there to hate?
00:36:24He's just, ugh, you know?
00:36:27I mean, ugh!
00:36:29Good, I like those qualities in a man.
00:36:31You know, I've been locked up in a room with him
00:36:32for over an hour, and let me tell you, it was hideous.
00:36:35Is he going to call you tomorrow?
00:36:37Yeah, I think so.
00:36:53I'm holding this for ransom.
00:36:56Oh, did you and Shirley Temple have a bad rehearsal?
00:37:00Yeah, it wasn't one of the best five afternoons of my life.
00:37:04I'm not really in the mood to shoot the breeze,
00:37:06if you don't mind.
00:37:08Fine.
00:37:10I don't want to hold you up.
00:37:13But I do want to invite you to the biggest
00:37:16and best debutante ball of the year.
00:37:18Fine.
00:37:20Now, you don't have to come,
00:37:23but I'll save you a slow dance just in case.
00:37:35I don't have any redeeming qualities.
00:37:37Uh-uh.
00:37:39All he does is talk about himself
00:37:41and that stupid motorcycle.
00:37:44I bet she's a good kisser.
00:37:47Oh, that is so gross.
00:37:49I mean, I cannot even imagine kissing him.
00:37:53Whenever I'm in a room with a guy,
00:37:55no matter who it is, I kiss him.
00:37:58I don't care who he is.
00:38:01Whenever I'm in a room with a guy,
00:38:03no matter who it is, a date, my dentist, anybody, I think,
00:38:06if we were the last two people on earth,
00:38:09would I puke if he kissed me?
00:38:11Zach to Janie. Zach to Janie.
00:38:15Yeah, what's going on?
00:38:17Sister Natalie called. You're in big trouble.
00:38:19$2 and a small change in front of my door.
00:38:22Sister Natalie?
00:38:25Natalie?
00:38:28Oh, no, he knows that I skipped choir practice.
00:38:32All right, Lynn, what do we do now?
00:38:35You leave it to me.
00:38:37Come on. Come on!
00:38:47Okay, kiddo, you're home, you're safe, you're alive.
00:38:50Oh, my God, what happened?
00:38:52She overdid it. It was gymnastics tryouts.
00:38:54She hyperventilated on the uneven parallel bars.
00:38:57She almost spun to death.
00:38:59I had to rip her fingers off.
00:39:03Okay, bye.
00:39:06Call me later if you're not too dizzy.
00:39:09Ahem.
00:39:28Good hair.
00:39:31You! You!
00:39:34You're flipping.
00:39:36Flip-flopping.
00:39:38I want that point.
00:39:41Check it out.
00:39:43Oh, my gosh.
00:39:45Hi.
00:39:47I can be you next week.
00:39:49Yeah, but at least she has a really good dance part,
00:39:51you know what I mean?
00:39:53Just shut up.
00:39:55Bye!
00:39:57She's so beautiful.
00:39:59You went twice.
00:40:01Shut up!
00:40:03You embarrassed me.
00:40:05You dress left or right?
00:40:08Uh...
00:40:10Well, my closet's on the left side of my bed,
00:40:13so I guess I dress left,
00:40:15except if I have to wear something out of the hamburger,
00:40:18because that's on the right side of the sink.
00:40:21Left.
00:40:24Left.
00:40:29Am I interrupting anything?
00:40:31What are you doing here?
00:40:33It's a free mall, isn't it?
00:40:36She's crazy!
00:40:39Excuse me! Excuse me!
00:40:41Hey, there's Jess' partner and that cool girl.
00:40:44Where?
00:40:46Don't lower your arms.
00:40:48Jamie! Lynn!
00:40:50Come here, you guys! Come here!
00:40:54Hey!
00:40:56Jamie.
00:40:58Girls, look!
00:41:00By day, he's a high school student.
00:41:02By night, he's a penguin!
00:41:04I happen to be personally invited by Miss Natalie Sands
00:41:07to her party at the country club tonight.
00:41:09You wish!
00:41:11She didn't invite him.
00:41:13She invited Jeff.
00:41:15He's just tagging along.
00:41:17Sorry, you always hurt the one you love, Natalie.
00:41:20Be right back.
00:41:22Hey! Wait!
00:41:24Ow!
00:41:27You move, you bleed.
00:41:33Hi!
00:41:35We need 50 of these right away!
00:41:37Lynn!
00:41:39There's a few people Natalie forgot to invite.
00:41:42Make it 150.
00:41:44Yeah!
00:41:46We're so cool!
00:41:48I-O-L-S-G
00:41:51I-O-L-S-G
00:41:54Girls just wanna, they just wanna
00:41:57Girls just wanna, they just wanna
00:42:01They just wanna, they just wanna
00:42:04Girls just wanna have fun
00:42:08Girls just wanna have fun
00:42:11Girls just wanna have fun
00:42:14I come home in the morning light
00:42:17My father said, you wanna live your life right
00:42:21Oh, Mama D, we're not the fortunate ones
00:42:24And girls, they wanna have fun
00:42:27Oh, girls just wanna have
00:42:30They just wanna have fun
00:42:34Have fun
00:42:37When the working day is done
00:42:40Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
00:42:43Oh, girls just wanna have fun
00:42:46Girls and boys wanna have fun
00:42:50Girls wanna have
00:43:00G-I-R-L-S-G
00:43:05G-I-R-L-S-G
00:43:08That's all they really want
00:43:12Is some fun
00:43:15When the working day is done
00:43:18Oh, girls, they wanna have fun
00:43:21Oh, girls just wanna have fun
00:43:24Nobody gets in without one of these, understand?
00:43:35saxophone solo
00:44:05saxophone solo
00:44:14Hey, I think your car's being towed.
00:44:31Some lady was leaning over to get some shrimp,
00:44:33so I looked down her dress.
00:44:35This is a great party.
00:44:37Hey, there's J.P. Sands. I gotta thank him.
00:44:40I am absolutely impressed.
00:44:42Mr. Sands, Drew Borman, Borman Enterprises.
00:44:44A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
00:44:46Well, how do you do?
00:44:48Oh, fine. This is a beautiful party.
00:44:50Must have cost a bundle, though.
00:44:52I'll probably recover.
00:44:54Oh, I know you will.
00:44:56Natalie's worth every penny of it.
00:44:58Yes, yes, wonderful girl.
00:45:00Oh, she's terrific.
00:45:02Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:45:06So, how about them cubs?
00:45:08I think it's their year.
00:45:10applause
00:45:32saxophone solo
00:45:47You have a nice dress, don't you?
00:45:49I love it.
00:45:55Wake up!
00:46:02Yeah!
00:46:12Who was that freak? What the hell's going on?
00:46:14You bring the jack, I'll bring the coke
00:46:18We're gonna rock until this place goes up in smoke
00:46:22Neighborhood
00:46:23Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:25Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:27Shake up your neighbor's hood
00:46:29Drink till we drop
00:46:31Dance till we fall
00:46:33The only way we're gonna get back home is drunk
00:46:37Neighborhood
00:46:38Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:40Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:42Shake up your neighbor's hood
00:46:44I wanna be bad
00:46:46You're gonna be good
00:46:48All I wanna do is wake, wake, wake
00:46:53Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:55Wake up the neighborhood
00:46:57I really think we should
00:46:59Let's go!
00:47:02You find the girls, I'll bring the toys
00:47:06We'll get together for a night out with the boys
00:47:10Neighborhood
00:47:11Wake up the neighborhood
00:47:13Can I have this, please?
00:47:15Please, give it to me.
00:47:17We got a passion we play for keeps
00:47:21We're gonna be rockin' while everybody sleeps
00:47:25What's that sound?
00:47:27Knocks you out of bed
00:47:29Rips your belly
00:47:31Opens up your head
00:47:34It must be us
00:47:56I wanna be bad
00:47:58I know you're gonna be good
00:48:00All we really wanna do is wake, wake, wake
00:48:04I want you to find out who those creeps are!
00:48:08Shake up your neighborhood
00:48:10I wanna find out who's responsible for being here!
00:48:13Wake up the neighborhood
00:48:15I wanna know what happened to our security
00:48:17I really think we should
00:48:19Watch out!
00:48:21Shake up your neighborhood
00:48:23We should
00:48:27Come out here one more time until you're dead
00:48:31Get out of here!
00:48:34Don't you know you're waking up the whole damn neighborhood?
00:48:38This means war!
00:48:40You little monster!
00:48:41Get out of here!
00:48:42Go on, now!
00:48:44Don't you dare!
00:48:45Don't you know it's the middle of the night, you...
00:48:48No!
00:48:49Don't say you lost it!
00:48:50Get out of here!
00:48:51Don't you dare!
00:48:52I'm gonna spit it out!
00:48:53I'll take each and every one of you
00:48:55And knock the living tire out!
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:17Oh, no. Oh, my God.
00:49:22One more of those and you're stoned
00:49:24And you're staying after school.
00:49:26All right.
00:49:28You can't see me like this, all right?
00:49:30What, you mean as opposed to the glamorous Holy Grace uniforms?
00:49:34All right, look, go talk to him.
00:49:36I'll take care of Sister Sledge.
00:49:41Sister, would you mind showing me that routine you do on the pommel horse?
00:49:45You do it so well, and I'm just so bad at it.
00:49:48Well, I suppose I could.
00:50:04Hi.
00:50:05Hi.
00:50:08So it's quite a party Saturday, huh?
00:50:10Yeah, well, you know, if you like that kind of thing.
00:50:14So I tried to call you yesterday.
00:50:16To see if you want to rehearse with me.
00:50:18Oh, um, well, my dad made us all go to the air show.
00:50:23Was it fun?
00:50:25200 people standing around like this.
00:50:32It was a blast.
00:50:37So can you rehearse tonight?
00:50:39Can you?
00:50:42Sure.
00:50:44Sure.
00:50:45What, so I'll meet you there?
00:50:47No, not there, at the court.
00:50:49But I thought that we were going to rehearse.
00:50:51We'll rehearse.
00:50:53No patronizing!
00:50:55Stay away from him, he's a boy!
00:51:03Um, bye.
00:51:06Bye.
00:51:14Do you mean you can't fix the contest?
00:51:18Or you won't?
00:51:20Princess, you're going to have to start
00:51:22learning to fend for yourself.
00:51:23I keep telling you that.
00:51:24It's a cold world out there.
00:51:26Daddy, I don't want to win the contest for me.
00:51:30I want to win it for you.
00:51:35I couldn't stand it if those tacky kids,
00:51:38Janie and Jeff, won.
00:51:40After they trashed your party,
00:51:43and embarrassed you in front of all your friends.
00:51:49And on top of everything else,
00:51:52they ruined your beautiful silver hair.
00:52:03Are you sure you're feeling all right?
00:52:05Yeah, I'm fine, Mom.
00:52:06I'm just, I'm tired.
00:52:08Sleep tight.
00:52:09Night, Mom.
00:52:38Annaloose, Annaloose
00:52:42I'm Annaloose, Annaloose
00:52:45Feeling so wild and free
00:52:48Annaloose, Annaloose
00:52:51Don't know how to mess with me
00:52:54Annaloose, hey little girl
00:52:57This is where you wanna be
00:53:00Annaloose, hey, hey little girl
00:53:03Annaloose with me
00:53:09Annaloose with me
00:53:17I got the wheels, I got the steps
00:53:20Oh, hi, Jeff.
00:53:24Hi, Sally.
00:53:25I'm really sorry to interrupt you guys,
00:53:27but I locked the keys in my car again,
00:53:29and I was thinking that since you helped me before,
00:53:31that maybe you'd help me again?
00:53:35It'll just be two seconds, okay?
00:53:37Two seconds.
00:53:40Thanks.
00:53:41Annaloose, Annaloose
00:53:43Feeling so wild and free
00:53:46Annaloose, Annaloose
00:53:48Phil, the car's been towed.
00:53:50Sorry.
00:53:51Hi, Tiffany.
00:53:52Hi, Drew.
00:53:53Tiffany, I was wondering,
00:53:54see, there's this great game called Tune In Tokyo,
00:53:56and I know you'd be great at it.
00:53:57You wanna play?
00:53:58Sure, I love games.
00:54:01I wanna dance with you.
00:54:04Oh, God, I'm really, I'm really, really tired.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:07I'm tired.
00:54:08Can I have a date?
00:54:09I do, I have a big date.
00:54:11Yeah, with me.
00:54:12All right, but you gotta go like this.
00:54:14Beep, beep, beep.
00:54:15All right, now picture this.
00:54:17It's World War II,
00:54:18and our ship is going down in the middle of the Pacific,
00:54:20and our only hope is the shortwave radio.
00:54:23Tune in Tokyo.
00:54:25Tune in Tokyo.
00:54:30Will you please let me go?
00:54:32Let go!
00:54:35Hey, pal, she's with me, okay?
00:54:37No, man, you're wrong.
00:54:39She's with me.
00:54:40Now beat it.
00:54:42Okay, I don't want any trouble.
00:54:45I got an idea.
00:54:46Let's flip for her, okay?
00:54:50All right.
00:54:52Oh, this is great.
00:54:53What, you're gonna flip for me?
00:54:55Heads or tails?
00:54:57Heads.
00:55:00Heads.
00:55:03Come on, let's go.
00:55:04Come on.
00:55:09So what'd you say, you flip for him?
00:55:11No, they flip for me.
00:55:12They flip for me.
00:55:13This is so exciting.
00:55:14Get on.
00:55:15I don't know, are you sure it's safe?
00:55:16It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.
00:55:18What?
00:55:19Nothing.
00:55:20Hold on.
00:55:21See ya.
00:55:33Come on.
00:55:47Hold on.
00:55:48Uh-huh.
00:55:52I have a cheekache from smiling.
00:55:59I had such a good time.
00:56:01Oh, I'm glad.
00:56:05And?
00:56:07And what?
00:56:09Well, now you're supposed to tell me how much fun you had.
00:56:15A lot.
00:56:27God, I better go home.
00:56:29Wait a minute, come on.
00:56:30No, I'm...
00:56:31I really...
00:56:35I can't believe that in two weeks I'm gonna be dancing on D.T.V.
00:56:41I bet I get hit by a car.
00:56:43What?
00:56:44No, things are going too well.
00:56:45I mean, besides D.T.V., I have a best friend.
00:56:47And, I mean, I never dreamed in a million years
00:56:49that I would have a boyfriend.
00:56:52Who's this boyfriend?
00:56:55No, I mean, I didn't...
00:56:56I didn't mean to...
00:56:57Oh, God.
00:57:00Look, if you talk to your boyfriend,
00:57:01you're just gonna have to tell him tough luck.
00:57:04Because you're gonna be with me every night this week.
00:57:09So we're in this thing together, huh?
00:57:12We sure are.
00:57:28Bye.
00:57:30I mean, bye.
00:57:32Bye.
00:57:58So...
00:58:08Sister?
00:58:28I can't stop it now
00:58:35I can't stop it
00:58:57No one will ever show me how
00:59:02But soon as you know, I can fly
00:59:17It's a free dance
00:59:19If you just take a chance, you can fly
00:59:23Flyin' so high, I can fly
00:59:26I can go forever
00:59:28I run and jump and I break away
00:59:31I can fly
00:59:33Now I'm stronger than ever
00:59:35I'm taking hold of my life
00:59:37I'm taking hold of my life
00:59:39No one will ever show me how
00:59:43But soon as you know, I can fly
00:59:46I can fly
00:59:52I can fly
00:59:54I can go forever
00:59:56I'm gonna reach for the sky
00:59:59No one will ever show me how
01:00:04But soon as you know, I can fly
01:00:11Can't sleep?
01:00:12Oh, God!
01:00:13Oh.
01:00:14Daddy, really, don't do that.
01:00:18Go ahead, sit down.
01:00:20By the way, why aren't you in your PJs?
01:00:23It's after midnight.
01:00:27I was dreaming that I was gonna be late for school.
01:00:30So I woke up and I got dressed.
01:00:32And then I looked at the clock.
01:00:35Yeah, but you wear a uniform to school.
01:00:36That's not a uniform.
01:00:38In my dream, I went to public school.
01:00:44Well, Janie, you know, your mother and I have been talking
01:00:46and we thought that this weekend
01:00:48we'd send you to St. Louis on a plane to see your grandmother.
01:00:50No!
01:00:51I think it's just what the doctor ordered.
01:00:53Well, not this weekend.
01:00:55Why not?
01:00:56There's a C-130 transport leaving on Saturday at 0800.
01:00:59Don't you want to see your grandmother?
01:01:01Well, yeah.
01:01:02I mean, I'm sure I do.
01:01:04Um, but see, I have to study this weekend.
01:01:07There's this really big Latin test on Monday
01:01:09and I'm way, way behind.
01:01:11Since when do you take Latin?
01:01:13Since last week, which is why I'm way behind.
01:01:18But thanks anyway, Dad.
01:01:20Um, I have to go back to bed again.
01:01:24Good night.
01:01:41What are you, crazy?
01:01:43Hey.
01:01:49I hope you weren't hurt.
01:01:54I'm J.P. Sands.
01:01:56Yeah, I know.
01:01:58Well, I didn't know whether you'd recognize me
01:02:00without the blueberry pie in my hair.
01:02:02Are you in a big hurry?
01:02:04Yeah, kind of.
01:02:08When I was about your age, I worked in a bottling factory.
01:02:12I own the factory now.
01:02:14Matter of fact, I own a lot of factories,
01:02:16including the one where your father works.
01:02:20I'm very happy for you.
01:02:23Don't smart mouth me.
01:02:25You know, I bet you and I are a lot more alike than you think.
01:02:30I'll bet you don't want your father to lose his job
01:02:32any more than I want my daughter to lose that dance contest.
01:02:43By the way, if you'd like to come to my country club again,
01:02:46let me know.
01:02:48I can always use a good caddy.
01:03:12Hi. Hi.
01:03:16Hey, what's wrong?
01:03:18Nothing's wrong. What's wrong with you?
01:03:21Nothing. I just, you know, I thought since you were late...
01:03:24Excuse me. I didn't realize we were punching a clock, okay?
01:03:28Well, we are. Come on. Today is our last date.
01:03:30Not now. Please?
01:03:33All right, no problem. Let's get to work.
01:03:35Do you have a tape?
01:03:38No, I forgot it.
01:03:40Come on, Jeff. That's not funny.
01:03:42Look, I'm telling you, I forgot the tape.
01:03:44But think about things beside the stupid contest, you know.
01:03:48All right, so who needs music anyway?
01:03:50Um, let's go through the routine. Do you want to warm up first?
01:03:54Look, would you quit treating me like you're the star dancer
01:03:56and I'm some poor little clod you got stuck with?
01:03:59Not everyone needs to warm up.
01:04:01Yes, they do.
01:04:03Oh, excuse me. I forgot you were also the authority on warming up.
01:04:07Look, I don't know what's bugging you,
01:04:09but I think that we should talk about it.
01:04:11I said no.
01:04:13I'm not dancing with you until you calm down.
01:04:16What, are you threatening me now?
01:04:18I mean, that's what you're doing, right?
01:04:20Well, forget it. I'm sick of this whole thing anyway.
01:04:23God, you are so naive, Janie.
01:04:25You think we're going to win this thing? We're not going to win.
01:04:28We're only going to be in this stupid contest to make it look fair.
01:04:31But it's rigged. Everything's rigged.
01:04:34So what? You're just going to quit?
01:04:36I mean, just like that?
01:04:38Yeah, it looks that way, doesn't it?
01:04:43Get out of here. You make me sick.
01:04:47Thanks. I'll try and return the compliment someday.
01:04:50I'll see you later.
01:05:14Lady, you're in big trouble!
01:05:16Robert! Robert!
01:05:17to know why you lied about your Latin class,
01:05:20and then you skipped your choir practice,
01:05:22and now you snuck out of the house without our permission.
01:05:26Why?
01:05:29I don't know.
01:05:30Oh, I feel much better now that you've explained.
01:05:32You can't go traipsing all over a strange city
01:05:34in the middle of the night.
01:05:36I'm sorry if you don't understand that.
01:05:37Why does everybody think
01:05:39that I'm not gonna understand anything?
01:05:41You are grounded.
01:05:43Yeah, well, I don't have any place to go anyway.
01:05:48Hey.
01:06:00I don't know how the band's gonna play this year.
01:06:02Disabled list is as long as my arm.
01:06:07What's the matter?
01:06:08Nothing.
01:06:13It's our dance contest this time, isn't it?
01:06:15Don't be nervous.
01:06:16I'm not nervous.
01:06:19I'm not entering.
01:06:22Well, why not?
01:06:23Hey, Mag said that you and your partner
01:06:24were in a dimension beyond reality.
01:06:28I guess that means you're good, huh?
01:06:29Look, I'm not into contests, all right?
01:06:31They're for people who are into being number one.
01:06:34Oh, and you're not into being number one?
01:06:36No.
01:06:42I hear you're coming up in the world,
01:06:45making the country club scene.
01:06:46How'd you hear about that?
01:06:49Bad news travels fast, especially
01:06:51when it happens to J.P. Sands.
01:06:53I hate him.
01:06:57Don't say that.
01:06:58Now, he's a greedy, stupid putz, granted, but don't hate him.
01:07:04I ran into him last night.
01:07:09Oh?
01:07:10What'd he say?
01:07:11He said he could put your job on the line.
01:07:15Is that true?
01:07:20So what?
01:07:21So I can't dance in the contest, can I?
01:07:23Look, Jeff, tell me one thing.
01:07:25Can you win?
01:07:26Yeah.
01:07:28Yeah, I can win.
01:07:30Well, then, win it!
01:07:32I'll worry about Sands.
01:07:36OK?
01:07:39Thanks, Pop.
01:07:40What?
01:08:00Timber!
01:08:03Beat it, Zack.
01:08:04OK, but we didn't even get to ask you about Maggie.
01:08:10Maggie Moline.
01:08:11She told me to tell you, you're just going to dance.
01:08:20Oh, god, I forgot I'm grounded.
01:08:23Zack, what am I going to do?
01:08:26You know what Daddy would say?
01:08:28When all hope is lost, call for reinforcements.
01:08:34Zack, you're the best.
01:08:36Forget it.
01:08:37I'm the house.
01:08:40I'm the house.
01:09:01Sweat bands, bandanas, buttons, caps,
01:09:04get your official DTV memorabilia right.
01:09:06We need to have a license to sell these here.
01:09:09A license?
01:09:10Sure thing, officer, sir.
01:09:12Driver's license?
01:09:15Student ID?
01:09:18You know what?
01:09:21Oh, here it is.
01:09:25Says here you're a member of the Archie and Jughead fan club.
01:09:28Hey, I'm only in it for Veronica's sake.
01:09:33Hey, man, cut it out.
01:09:34You can't do that.
01:09:40Oh, my god.
01:09:43Oh, my god.
01:09:46You like my hair?
01:09:47I thought you were never going to get here.
01:09:48I love it.
01:09:49Are you ready?
01:09:50Am I ready?
01:09:51Oh, my god.
01:09:57Be careful, all right?
01:09:58OK.
01:10:09Watch out.
01:10:11Go, go, go.
01:10:12Oh, my god.
01:10:13Oh, my god.
01:10:14Oh, my god.
01:10:15Oh, my god.
01:10:16Oh, my god.
01:10:17Oh, my god.
01:10:18Oh, my god.
01:10:21It's Flamingo Zo!
01:10:22Woo!
01:10:23Woo!
01:10:24Let's go!
01:10:25Roger, where are we?
01:10:26What are we doing?
01:10:27Releases.
01:10:28What are these?
01:10:29Oh, these are releases.
01:10:30Want some coffee?
01:10:31No, thank you.
01:10:32No coffee.
01:10:34Uh, Jeffrey, I want you and your partner
01:10:36to sign these releases, please.
01:10:38She's not here yet.
01:10:40What?
01:10:41She's here.
01:10:42She's just, uh, she's meditating.
01:10:44Meditating?
01:10:46Yeah, she says it's like going to another place.
01:10:49Wonderful.
01:10:49Well, when her passport expires,
01:10:50would you please have her sign one of those?
01:10:52Right, right.
01:10:53Here.
01:10:54Does this look all right?
01:10:55One second.
01:10:56Hold your mouth still.
01:10:57All right.
01:11:03It's a very good color for you.
01:11:07What's going on?
01:11:08I mean, why are we stopping?
01:11:09I don't know. Let me finish.
01:11:10No, we got to get there.
01:11:10We got to get there, Lynn.
01:11:11I know. Just hold still.
01:11:12I.
01:11:13I.
01:11:14I.
01:11:15I.
01:11:16I.
01:11:16I.
01:11:19Really?
01:11:20Let me tell you something.
01:11:22You can be replaced.
01:11:25I lifted the music news to the level of art,
01:11:29and you are treating me like cattle.
01:11:33Moo, OK?
01:11:34Moo!
01:11:36Now, you get into wardrobe.
01:11:39I quit.
01:11:42Oh, great.
01:11:43Great.
01:11:44Great.
01:11:48Not great.
01:11:49Not great.
01:11:50What's your prob?
01:11:51My prob?
01:11:52She's not here yet.
01:11:53She's not here yet.
01:11:54I've got to get this release signed.
01:11:55Ira just handed me this thing.
01:11:56Sign it.
01:11:58What are you doing?
01:11:59You can't do that.
01:12:00Don't worry about it.
01:12:01Is that legal?
01:12:02Sure.
01:12:03We're not going to get sued for this.
01:12:04Let's go.
01:12:05Let's go.
01:12:12What is this?
01:12:14Let's go.
01:12:15Let's go.
01:12:16Be careful.
01:12:17Get off my car.
01:12:18Hey, get back here.
01:12:20Hey, hey.
01:12:21What's going on?
01:12:24Come on.
01:12:25Come on.
01:12:39Wait a minute.
01:12:40Wait a minute.
01:12:41Wait a minute.
01:12:42Oh, my eyes.
01:12:43It's OK.
01:12:44It's OK.
01:12:45It's Ricky.
01:12:48Lynn!
01:12:49Lynn!
01:12:50Come on!
01:12:5210, 9, 7, 5, 3, 1.
01:13:03I want to win if you do.
01:13:05Let's go.
01:13:06Live from Chicago, it's DTV time.
01:13:10And tonight, we've got a special show for you.
01:13:16I wonder what time the mash reruns go on here.
01:13:22After weeks of open auditions, our staff
01:13:26has selected these finalists.
01:13:27Here they are, the six hottest dancing couples in America,
01:13:31competing for the chance to become the next regular couple
01:13:33on dance TV.
01:13:34Oh, wait.
01:13:35Leave it on a sec.
01:13:36This kind of show reminds me of when we used to dance.
01:13:38Hey, there's Janie on TV.
01:13:40So stay with us, because the cameras are fired up,
01:13:43the judges are waiting in the wings,
01:13:44and all we need is you folks at home watching dance TV.
01:13:49Do you know anything about this?
01:13:51No.
01:13:52Stay here.
01:13:53I'm going down there.
01:13:54No, honey, don't.
01:13:57Our first couple met at a dance contest
01:14:00in Park Ridge, Illinois.
01:14:01Please welcome Rick Campos and Louise Harmon.
01:14:05Are you ready?
01:14:06Here we go.
01:14:07Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.
01:14:11Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.
01:14:15Countdown, it's good to hear the flight of time.
01:14:18Night stars are shining in my eyes.
01:14:22My tears, I'm gonna be the first one to cry.
01:14:26I'm gonna be the first one to cry.
01:14:30I'm gonna be the first one to cry.
01:14:33I'm gonna be the first one to dance.
01:14:36Feel my fists in sky high.
01:14:38Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:14:42this far.
01:14:43Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:14:45Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:14:49this far.
01:14:50Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:14:51Kick it out.
01:14:55Our next couple call themselves Mirror Image,
01:14:58and I think you can see why.
01:15:00Please welcome the Dixon sisters from Kansas City.
01:15:03Mountains above their legs.
01:15:05Moving my way beyond the radar.
01:15:09I'll bring the joy to others, hey, hey.
01:15:12Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:15:16this far.
01:15:17Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:15:19Ah.
01:15:29Our next contestants are no strangers to dancing on TV.
01:15:33They dance on a local show in Miami, Florida.
01:15:35It's Jim Walker and Meekie Doyle.
01:15:48Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:15:51Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:15:55this far.
01:15:56Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:15:58Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:16:02this far.
01:16:03Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:16:04Countdown to six to hear the flight time.
01:16:08Nights are shining in my eyes.
01:16:12Couple number five comes from Lake Forest, Illinois.
01:16:15Natalie Sands and Ben Wolfer.
01:16:17And Natalie tells us she's wearing a one-of-a-kind
01:16:20Michel Saint-Germain original.
01:16:22Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:16:28this far.
01:16:29Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:16:31Kick it up.
01:16:32Two, three, four, to the right.
01:16:34Slow, quick, quick, slow.
01:16:38I'll be the first to pass the number.
01:16:4210,000 miles above their legs.
01:16:45Moving my way beyond the radar.
01:16:48I'll bring the child to earth and say, hey.
01:16:52Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:16:56this far.
01:16:57They're the ones to watch over there.
01:16:58You want to get in close-up or what?
01:17:00Our final contestants are from right here in the Chicago area.
01:17:03Janie Glenn and Jeff Maleen.
01:17:06Here I am.
01:17:07I hear the universe sing.
01:17:09Good to dance to your swing.
01:17:11I am not alone.
01:17:15I hear a safe and clear.
01:17:16There's no doubt here.
01:17:19Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:17:23this far.
01:17:24Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:17:25Kick it up.
01:17:26Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:17:30this far.
01:17:30Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:17:37She looks great.
01:17:39She sure does.
01:17:45Hey, Bob, look at that.
01:17:48Hey, Ed, how you doing, huh?
01:17:50Hey, watch this move, huh?
01:17:52Hey, Ed, you ever watch my kid on TV?
01:17:55Look at him.
01:17:56Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:18:00this far.
01:18:01Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:02Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:18:06this far.
01:18:07Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:08Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:18:12this far.
01:18:13Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:14Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:18:18this far.
01:18:19Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:20Dancing in heaven, I never thought I'd ever get my feet
01:18:24this far.
01:18:25Oh, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:36Here comes the big winner, the new regulars on DTV.
01:18:44Incredible.
01:18:45I can't believe it's Natalie Sands and Ben Wolpert.
01:18:48All right, woo!
01:18:51And Janie Glenn and Jeff Mullane.
01:18:57We have a tie.
01:18:59And that means we have to have a dance-off to find the new
01:19:02DTV regulars.
01:19:04And we'll have that dance-off right after we do this,
01:19:06so stay tuned.
01:19:14Where's Dance TV?
01:19:15Get off my tail, butthead.
01:19:18Down the hall.
01:19:29You don't have to say you love me
01:19:32It doesn't matter what you say
01:19:35When I see that look of love above me
01:19:39I know you're gonna have your way
01:19:42You've got a style that's so appealing
01:19:45You got them in focus?
01:19:48Hey, hold it there, buddy.
01:19:49He's not your buddy.
01:19:50You see that young woman out there?
01:19:51Yeah?
01:19:52She's my daughter.
01:19:53Janie's your daughter?
01:19:54Well, all right, she's the greatest.
01:19:56Just look at her dance out there.
01:19:58She's awesome, man.
01:19:59Sir, look at her.
01:20:02Come on, Janie!
01:20:04You've got so much
01:20:07You've got technique
01:20:09You make love easy
01:20:11Don't ever let it end
01:20:14Technique, the way you feed me
01:20:17Love me again
01:20:24Technique, technique
01:20:27Technique gets in your fingers
01:20:30There's magic in your touch
01:20:33Technique, you make love linger
01:20:36You've got so much
01:20:39You've got technique
01:20:41You make love easy
01:20:43Don't ever let it end
01:20:46Technique, the way you feed me
01:20:49Love me again
01:20:56Technique, technique
01:20:57She's pretty good, huh?
01:20:59Technique, technique
01:21:02Technique gets in your fingers
01:21:05There's magic in your touch
01:21:08Technique, you make love linger
01:21:11You've got so much
01:21:14You've got technique
01:21:16You make love easy
01:21:18Don't ever let it end
01:21:21Technique, the way you feed me
01:21:24Love me again
01:21:29Oh, love me, love me, love me again
01:21:59The judges are unanimous.
01:22:02The winners are Janie and Jeff.
01:22:06Yeah!
01:22:07Ah!
01:22:08Ah!
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01:22:18Janie and Jeff are the new Dance TV regulars.
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01:22:32Janie!
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01:22:34What'd you do?
01:22:35And with you DTV regulars, Miss DTV will have something to say about that.
01:22:47Where is that Ricky?
01:22:50Where's Ricky?
01:22:51Ricky, this is not funny.
01:22:52This is live TV.
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