New prison episode 1
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00:00You
00:21Andre he's not looking too good shrug it off
00:30What's the big idea
00:43Who said you maggots could take a break
01:00I
01:30Got a cute
01:37Yeah
02:00声に出たらけ 世界は愛という限りない
02:07カカラは愛という果てのない
02:11Pretty simple.
02:17Hachimitsu Private Academy, a boarding school known as much for its strict discipline policy as its stellar record for college prep.
02:24But the turbulence of a new system would shake the campus to its core.
02:28I heard there were like a ton of babes here before I enrolled.
02:31And to be honest, that's why I signed up, man.
02:33200 chicks to each one of us.
02:35That's outrageous! I like those odds.
02:37I had so many dreams to live out after I enrolled.
02:40Like losing your V-card before spring even set in?
02:43Never mind my virginity. I haven't even gathered the courage to talk to a single chick yet.
02:46Will you fools hold your tongues? You're making it hard to concentrate!
02:49Hard to concentrate on what?
02:51Do you jest, sir? Watching for upskirts and nipslips!
02:54So, uh, have you guys talked to any girls yet?
02:57301!
02:58Same as four eyes.
03:00It's too hard.
03:01So the five of us have talked to zero girls. That's just pathetic.
03:05Hachimitsu Private Academy has always been a school for girls.
03:08This is the first time in history they've gone co-ed.
03:11Wonder why the new council chairman changed the policy when they took over admin.
03:15All right, it's time.
03:19I'm gonna go talk to one of these girls.
03:21Don't rock the boat! Just sit here and watch in silence!
03:24I don't want to risk making the girls hate you on the first day, man.
03:27Shingo's right. It's a badger time.
03:29Shut up! Life's too short to chicken out!
03:31And step one of getting laid is finding the balls to talk to girls!
03:34Carpe diem, my brothers!
03:36And she has the nerve to say I'm a bitch?
03:38Right on!
03:39So, uh, I'm new, so...
03:41Shit, I don't have anything planned for this part!
03:44Yeah, new guy.
03:46And, like, stuff.
03:48Your hair's cool!
03:49Hey, can I talk to your girls for a minute?
03:52Didn't I tell him it was a terrible idea?
03:55I myself have tried in earnest to speak with them.
03:58But not a single fair maiden would deign to speak back to me.
04:01Yeah, but what if that's because you're a weirdo?
04:03My mom thinks I'm cool!
04:04Crash and burn, dudes!
04:06Apparently he suffered the same fate!
04:08Our feeble attempt to curry favor has failed.
04:11What was it you wanted to talk to us about?
04:13The notice that was being passed around yesterday. Did you see it?
04:16The thing about the underground student council? I thought it was just some weird joke.
04:20If only it was that simple.
04:22In any case, if I were you, I wouldn't talk to the boys when the crows are around.
04:27Not if you want to survive your time at school, that is.
04:32Being stuck in class is stressing me out.
04:35It's weird being the only boy in the room.
04:40Oh, man!
04:41Way to be inconspicuous, idiot!
04:44Right in time, A-Mom.
04:51Thanks a ton for the stupid eraser, Mom!
04:53Now the cutest girl in class thinks I like watching fat dudes slamming into each other!
04:56It sucks royally!
05:00So, hey.
05:02Sumo.
05:03Are you a fan?
05:05You have the same eraser that I do.
05:08Sumo?
05:09It's the coolest!
05:11What could be keeping Sir Kiyoshi?
05:13What if he's with a girl?
05:14Nah, that's not very likely.
05:15Melbus has an upset tummy.
05:17Now that you mention it, he does look the sort to have infirmity of the bowels.
05:23We talked about sumo wrestling?
05:25I don't think Kiyoshi's coming.
05:27He's with a broad.
05:28Fat chance. On day one?
05:29Melbus is on the poddle.
05:31I don't think Kiyoshi's coming.
05:33He's with a broad.
05:34Fat chance. On day one?
05:35Melbus is on the poddle.
05:38Now that you mention it, he does look the sort to have explosive diarrhea.
05:43And then we kept talking about sumo wrestling?
05:51It's so cool that we're both into sumo.
05:53I know, right? What are the odds?
05:55I just kept repeating crap I heard my mom say.
05:57So Kiyoshi, how would you like to start a school league?
06:00If I don't have to participate and can watch from the sidelines, then count me in!
06:04You mean it?
06:05There is a big tournament coming up.
06:08So would you like to go with me?
06:13Or not. No pressure or anything.
06:15Oh, girl! That sounds awesome!
06:20Soon more of you later.
06:25So freaking cute!
06:28Whatever it is you're doing over there, buddy, knock it off. You're creeping me out, dude.
06:32You didn't hear a single thing we said.
06:34I'm sorry, man. What are we talking about?
06:36I told you!
06:38Go peeping?
06:39Shut up, bro! Not so loud!
06:40And where's this going down?
06:42We're scoping out the girls' baths.
06:44We're allowed?
06:45Of course not, dumbass!
06:46Damn, it sounded fun.
06:47What, have you seen a real live girl's bongos before?
06:49No.
06:50I haven't either!
06:51Sir Kiyoshi, have you ever seen a lady's rump in the flesh, as they say?
06:56Curtsy vagina!
06:58Word up.
07:00Shit! He's becoming his abbey!
07:02No, he's not turning. He just has some gross-ass canker sores.
07:05Bruce ears and derriere, then all the way down there.
07:12Let's go.
07:14Now, dear friends, the stage is set.
07:17Let us go forth post-haste, one for all and all for one.
07:20And of course...
07:22Death to all traitors!
07:24Tonight we strike!
07:26According to my research, Class 1-1 has a disproportionate amount of sextra-hot talent.
07:30What?
07:32Class 1-1?
07:33That's my class.
07:34Which means...
07:35Chiyo!
07:36She's... she's gonna be in there!
07:39Damn it! No way in hell!
07:40I can't let this badge of cretin see Chiyo naked!
07:43I already put my time in!
07:45But if I say anything...
07:47What do I do?
07:48Eros?
07:49Or Thanatos?
07:57So tell me, how exactly are we gonna peep from here?
08:00Oh damn, what a shame.
08:02I really wanted to see some naked girls and stuff.
08:04But I guess we'd better turn around.
08:06Never fear!
08:07Because technology is here!
08:09So we're rockin' videophones now?
08:10Indeed.
08:11We lower this phone down using a rope,
08:13while we stealthily relish the view of the girls changing room via the unit up here.
08:17Whoa, hold on! Not so fast, bro!
08:19We must strike now, with what we have at our disposal.
08:22Fortune favors the bold!
08:31See anything?
08:33Hey guys, let's just call it quits, okay?
08:35There's no way I'm gonna let those idiots see Chiyo naked before I get the chance to!
08:39How hard would it be to push them all over the edge?
08:44It's Chiyo!
08:45If she's down there, then the coast is clear!
08:48Okay, have it your way.
08:50It's like they say, if you can't beat them, join them.
08:53Now hand me that rope, four-eyes.
08:55There, I'll lower it down nice and steady and you guys can take first watch.
08:58Well, sir, that is your phone on the line,
09:00so it's best for you to be the one to handle it.
09:02Yeah, leave it to me. It's my phone, after all.
09:05Uh, my phone?
09:16Room's empty! No one saw!
09:18No deal!
09:19Kiyoshi, you fool! Now it's stuck down there!
09:21What made you think it was okay to use my phone without permission?
09:24This isn't the time! Before someone walks in, go get it!
09:27Why should I?
09:28This is your phone, so move it!
09:35Target acquired.
09:36Well done, Kiyoshi. Now return to...
09:45Chiyo!
09:46Uh, hello.
09:48This is it, man! Your high school life is over!
09:50She'll call for help! Prepare to be branded a pervert and get kicked out of school!
09:54The rest of your days will be spent with people pointing fingers at you behind your back!
09:58We should split.
10:02Is that you?
10:05Mayumi!
10:08Didn't I say you could get started without me, you silly?
10:11I took my contacts out earlier, so I've been stumbling around, bumping into things all over the place.
10:15Wait, she's blind as a bat?
10:17That means the mission's still on.
10:20I don't believe it! Chiyo's taking her clothes off! Right behind me!
10:27Mayumi, why aren't you getting undressed? We're going to run out of time!
10:36I don't want to watch you take your clothes off!
10:38Please, Chiyo! Hurry on into the bath so I can sneak out of here!
10:42All right! Let's do it, Mayumi!
10:45She just said let's do it, brosa!
10:47Sir Kiyoshi, your bravery in facing your doom will grant you a place in Valhalla!
10:55Heaven...
10:56His warrior spirit is humbling.
10:59Are we going to let Kiyoshi face this alone?
11:02No way. We can't let him be the only hero and hog all the glory.
11:06Well then, our choice is clear.
11:08To heaven!
11:10Sir Andre, you have a crew atop thy page.
11:13Kakuto, you've got one on your junk!
11:15These crows are nuts!
11:33The boy in my class said he'd totally go with me to see some sumo matches.
11:36But it was kind of weird. After talking to him, I got a week's punishment, whatever that means.
11:41And what's with this prison and underground student council stuff?
11:44What's an underground student council?
11:46Hey, there you are. Looks like you found your shampoo.
11:49Huh? Mayumi?
11:50You said to get started without you while you went back to grab it, so I did.
11:53Oh, good. I'm glad you didn't wait.
11:55But if you're here, then who is she?
11:58Not the raven, nevermore!
12:05Who goes there?
12:07Sorry about grabbing you early.
12:09Sorry about grabbing you early.
12:11What do I do? What do I do?
12:12My bad. So what's your name?
12:16Is this the final chapter of my laughably short life?
12:20The boys are peeping!
12:22The underground student council caught the jerks in the act! Everyone to the quad!
12:26Wait, I haven't got my hat!
12:27No time for that!
12:28Hold on, are you coming with us?
12:30Come on, I'm leaving.
12:31Wait!
12:36Salvation.
12:39Salvation.
12:47Tell me where the other one is.
12:49He's inside!
12:50The four of us were the only ones peeping!
12:53I know you're trying to protect him by lying.
12:55You should tell me soon, for the sake of your pride!
12:59Let him have it.
13:00Yeah!
13:04What is going on out there?
13:06That's the underground student council.
13:09Well, well. You're new here, right? For you.
13:12Official underground student council underground guidebook?
13:14I don't get it. Is it official or is it underground?
13:17This is the underground student council secretary, Hana Midorikawa.
13:21That's the vice president, Meiko Shiraki.
13:24The girls of the underground student council.
13:27An elite squad of enforcers for the school.
13:29They deal with behavior issues.
13:31Damn, then who's the boss?
13:32Oh, how rude of me.
13:34Check the previous page.
13:35The 20th president of the underground student council.
13:38They call me Mari the Crow Master.
13:40She's you?
13:42Lucky me.
13:45Madam president.
13:49Kiyoshi, no!
13:50Most impressive, madam.
13:52Deal with this scum, won't you?
13:55No, Chiyo.
14:00Totally gross.
14:02Sicko pervs.
14:04Disgusting.
14:05I wish they would die.
14:12These five stand accused of violating the human rights of their female classmates,
14:16as well as multiple counts of sexual harassment.
14:18Disgusting.
14:19Sentencing will begin immediately.
14:22The guilty are hereby ordered to serve one month in the school prison.
14:34I'll be frank with you.
14:36The underground student council does not tolerate insubordination.
14:40Don't think of doing something foolish like trying to escape.
14:43If one of you morons even tries to make a break for it,
14:46each of your sentences will be extended by a month.
14:48A second attempt will tack on another three months.
14:51Three strikes and you're expelled.
14:53That's it.
14:54Do you have any questions?
14:56How dare you condemn us for violating human rights,
14:58then chain us up like animals!
15:00Your right to speak has been revoked.
15:04How are we supposed to do our schoolwork?
15:06During incarceration, you'll use this monitor to take your classes remotely.
15:09How about this?
15:10My parents have a little chat with the board of education.
15:13Go ahead.
15:14What, really?
15:15By all means.
15:16Confess to them that you were caught peeping.
15:18You can even use my phone if you'd like.
15:21Any other school, you'd be expelled.
15:23Here, you have an in-school suspension.
15:25It all boils down to two options.
15:28Get the hell out of here.
15:30Or you can try to behave yourselves while serving your sentence.
15:35Time to get your hands dirty.
15:37You have three days to build a barricade around the prison using the materials provided.
15:41After school, time is strictly for my free kingdom studies section.
15:46No more talking without permission.
15:48The rest of you take note.
15:50Obey me or learn a similar lesson in manners.
15:54Chiyo's watching.
15:58Idiot.
15:59Who said you could drink any water?
16:01I'm real sorry, I forgot to ask.
16:03If you can't learn when told, then I'll have to beat it into you.
16:06I don't care what she said.
16:08This is going too far.
16:09Kiyoshi, take it easy.
16:10Get back to work.
16:12That's gross.
16:13Here's a frail constitution, mistress.
16:15I don't care what she said.
16:16This is going too far.
16:17Kiyoshi, take it easy.
16:18Get back to work.
16:19That's gross.
16:20Here's a frail constitution, mistress.
16:22Our records indicate that this boy suffers from an extreme case of canker sores.
16:27Are there other repulsive ailments I should know about?
16:29Well...
16:31Screw you.
16:32The only thing wrong with you is your filthy mouth!
16:36Hippo made a friend?
16:38How charming.
16:41Thanks for trying to protect me, Andra.
16:43My enormous body can absorb more damage than yours.
16:45How interesting.
16:46Hey, double stuff.
16:47My boots are dirty and it's your fault.
16:49Lick them clean, worm.
16:53What's wrong?
16:54Either lick my boots or get back to work.
17:04You have made your point.
17:06Whatever he's done, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
17:10Hands off, prick.
17:11I'll lick it, Kiyoshi.
17:12It's okay.
17:13Really.
17:14It's not okay!
17:15This poor boy's tongue is not responsible for your boots' shininess!
17:19That's enough work for today.
17:23Is everybody all right?
17:25She really worked you guys over pretty hard.
17:27Hey, Kiyoshi.
17:28You don't have to thank me all for one and one for all, brother.
17:31When we go out for work again tomorrow, do me a favor and don't talk to me, okay?
17:36You can count me in on that action, too.
17:38I myself request the same.
17:40Yeah, ditto.
17:41I don't understand!
17:42How are you turning me into the bad guy?
17:44Andra, you had to have been super pissed, right?
17:46Yeah!
17:47I was real pissed off!
17:48He wanted to lick those Shanghai boots!
17:51It's not fair!
17:52My tongue was married!
17:53She's away from them!
17:54Why did you stop me?
17:55Let it out, Andra.
17:56She'll make me do it!
17:58You've got to be kidding me.
18:00You wanted that?
18:01We should be saying the same to you!
18:02I refuse to believe that any straight man wouldn't want to be perpetually pushed around by such extreme hotness!
18:07Who's truly has never beheld the awesome majesty of a girl's legs and panties so up close before, much less that hot!
18:12Yeah, what he said!
18:13Her spit was frickin' delicious!
18:15I threw you in a girl's face today!
18:17These guys are the worst.
18:19Worst?
18:20Or so I thought.
18:22You know at this rate, I don't think you idiots can finish your work by tomorrow.
18:25Never ever think that it can't get worse.
18:27Damn you, I will never bow to Gestapo tactics!
18:29Punish me, my queen!
18:30Any failure on his is a failure on the part of yours truly for not providing the proper motivation to the boy!
18:35No, bash me!
18:36Please, bash first!
18:39It seems Meiko's disciplinary approach has backfired.
18:42Hana, it's your turn.
18:44Listen up.
18:45You haven't made enough progress, so we had to change things.
18:48From now on, Hana will assist my role as overseer.
18:51Reporting for duty! By executive order of the president!
18:53She's pretty cute.
18:54Flowery maiden!
18:56Okay, today we're going to have some fun!
18:58It's a four-leaf clover hunt! Let's go!
19:01We'll press them and put them into adorable bookmarks.
19:03Then we'll sell them at the school fair and donate the money to underprivileged kids!
19:07Little four-leaf clover, bring good luck on over!
19:10I like the new girl.
19:12She's alright, but I like what's over there a whole lot more.
19:19Indeed, the land of milk and honey!
19:21Exactly. And they're way spicier than the cold tamale we got now.
19:24Oh, hey, what are you guys talking about? Any luck with those clovers?
19:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're looking, toots.
19:30Huh?
19:31Don't you ever patronize me, you pathetic wannabe!
19:37I forgot to say, Hana is rated in the top four of her inter-high school karate league.
19:41That's true!
19:42Ma'am!
19:43So the prison really exists? I thought it was a rumor.
19:45I'm glad. Those boys got what they deserved.
19:47I don't understand why they don't just expel them.
19:49No one who likes sumo can be all bad.
19:52Did you say something?
19:56Wow, you sure collected a lot of clovers. Good work, boys!
19:59What's this? A three-leaf clover?
20:01You simpletons want to try to explain this to me?!
20:03They suck!
20:04I'm just not into that kind of violence.
20:06She's no fun at all.
20:08And why?! Why is she wearing those lame shorts under her skirt?!
20:12We can't even hope for a glimpse of Penny while we're being stumped!
20:15Then I'll go look again, but do better!
20:17Yes, ma'am!
20:18I can't say I care very much for the flavor of this herbal tea.
20:21How rude! That's my own personal, original blend!
20:24Things with Mako were better.
20:27I'm gonna go look over there.
20:46Hmm...
20:47I knew it. No one who likes sumo can be all bad.
20:53I still haven't apologized for the peeping.
20:56She probably hates me already.
20:58But if I just come clean, maybe she'll forgive me.
21:01Hi, Gio!
21:02You didn't do what they said. You wouldn't peep.
21:05You're too sweet for something like that.
21:11I knew it!
21:12We're freaking dead.
21:13After all our searching, this is it.
21:15That Hana chick is gonna crush our skulls into a fine powder!
21:18Not just yet.
21:19There may still be a chance of escaping the wrathful fury of the psychopathic chick in bad jorts.
21:23You think so?!
21:24What? You only found one?
21:26Do you want to die?
21:27Madam Hana, were you aware that each of the clover's four leaves has a distinct and symbolic meaning?
21:33Err, like who?
21:34Integrity.
21:35Fortune.
21:36The last represents love.
21:38In other words, we are a four-leaf clover.
21:41Meaning when you strike us, you're trampling on a pristine field of two-laden clover-
21:44This allegory is heavy-handed!
21:46Besides, none of you scumbags would make a good luck charm!
21:48Gio, what happened to the other one?!
21:50He went searching for more clovers all on his own!
21:52My grandma used to say, no one who likes sumo wrestling can be bad.
21:56I think she was onto something.
21:58After all, the kind of person who'd help a baby bird is not a peeper!
22:02Out with it!
22:04You have to tell her now, or else later on-
22:06That sumo match we talked about?
22:08You can't go for a while, I guess.
22:10Someone's coming! I'll see you later!
22:14Just tell her the truth, you stupid idiot!
22:16Hey, Gio!
22:20I give you my word!
22:22We'll watch sumo soon!
22:24Way to screw everything up, Mouth!
22:26I was going to confess to her!
22:28But now I'm making promises I can't keep!
22:33And there goes my chance to be decent!
22:35Oh, damn it! Is she here looking for me?!
22:38It's no use, I just can't hold it!
22:45Guess I drank too much dandelion tea.
22:47If she catches me watching her, I'm dead!
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