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00:00Oh he's definitely gonna do a hit piece on us. I know you're gonna turn on probably me Colman.
00:05You've already said a lot of nasty things about me in the past. I think I think you are a worm,
00:10let me say that. And he hates your guts. If you were in the street and a car was coming,
00:15a truck, I would let you get run over. That's going in Colman's hit piece. So what's it gonna
00:20be? Is it gonna be Business Insider, New York Times? Who's it gonna be? I don't know,
00:23I gotta weigh out all the options, but we'll see. We laugh, but I think it's coming.
00:35So he's out. Yeah, he's out. Of course, you're an idiot for leaving this job. Like,
00:39I don't know why you're doing this. And he's like, yeah, I just can't live under those
00:41constraints. For me, it was just like, if I have to, like, do I want to put myself through that?
00:47If I have to be on time. Do you want to be on time? Yes, but like, it's not, it's not,
00:51it's about being on fucking time. It's not, it's not so much actually. I mean,
00:55you are a fucking idiot for leaving this job. I mean, well, you've decided to leave. That's fine.
00:59I like you're a nice guy. I wish you well. You're quitting because you can't
01:03get to places on time. You're going to regret this. I think I personally,
01:06you're going to, I could be totally wrong, but go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.
01:09He's definitely going to do a hit piece on this. Like, funny or not. A hundred percent.
01:15Where do you think I'll go? What's next? You're probably going to go work for Kamala.
01:22Probably. That's what he does. I mean, you do realize though, you've ended
01:27your Barstool career. Yes, fully. I mean, does that seem like a good idea? If you want,
01:31this is something you were tweeting about for years. For sure. Yeah. Now it's over. Yes. You
01:35know, the guy who runs a company hates you. I know. Kind of a bizarre development. I will say
01:40Coleman, I was listening to it a little bit. Coleman did acknowledge finally that he has a
01:44brutal issue with time. I think Mike kind of hit it on the head. I have a brutal problem with time.
01:51It's just, it's true. I think it's true. I know like here, I don't remember, like John
01:55Richard would be furious with him sometimes. Like he would get in the run down and come really late.
01:59I don't know. I feel bad. I do like Coleman a lot. Like as a person, he's a really good kid.
02:03Um, I'm, I'm shocked he's quitting. Like I thought he loved it. Like, I don't know.
02:07I don't know. I thought he loved the content element. Like he wanted to go do Kirk's show.
02:12Um, I don't know. I think Kirk's right. I think Kirk called him an idiot for leaving. And I think,
02:17I think he might be, I think Coleman might really regret this in a few months, but we'll see.
02:21You're a hundred percent. You feel like you've made the right move? A hundred percent?
02:24No, but I like, well, no, like not at all, but it's a tough decision and I'm
02:31willing to live with, you know, the consequence of it.
02:34Well, I wonder, was there any parent pressure? Like, Hey, this show's too tough on you.
02:39This guy's an asshole.
02:40No, actually, uh, my mom was the one that reamed me out, uh, for sleeping in,
02:45missing the Justin thing. Yeah. Absolutely destroyed me.
02:48Yeah. I mean, I can't, I can't wake up. He leaves Justin in a fucking amusement
02:52park by himself. But, uh, I don't really tapped out. I'm surprised, surprised to see him tap out.
02:58I don't know. Dave said a hit piece. It's possible.
03:03Come on my lot.
03:05People, Coleman is blamed except himself. And it's a list of like 20 different people
03:09on why he quit. And Jeff D. Lowe's at the top of the list. Why? Because Jeff D. Lowe texted
03:14Justin on the canopy of Lake Park. And he's saying that like, leave. He waited outside his house for
03:1915 minutes and he's like, Jeff D. Lowe texted you being like, you should leave. He's like,
03:23Jeff D. Lowe is the number one,
03:28like girly gossip girl. Yeah. He is in the middle of everything.
03:34What's for Jeff. Jeff was the one who texts me. Oh, is this down on fucking free low?
03:41He's the one who texted me. He says, has this asshole actually not woken up yet? And I said,
03:45no, he goes, you have to leave. I actually, he's correct. He's correct. Yes.
03:50But that pissed me off way more than anything. Justin did like, just fuck off Jeff. He can't
03:56keep his mouth shut. He loves gossip drama, putting himself on the, I've screamed at him
04:03about this before. Be like, it has nothing to do with you. Why are you in the middle of everything?
04:09He's unbelievable. He's the one who told Coleman to leave. Justin to leave. Justin's like, should
04:13I leave him outside Coleman's house? He's not leaving. Jeff's like, you have to leave. Like,
04:17you have to leave him there. Jeff D. Lowe, always, always in the middle of it.
04:23This is from the desk of Jeff D. Lowe. Let the record show that Jack Coleman,
04:27a gigantic lazy ruler is dead to me for being involved in his blame pie. I hope his alarm
04:32fails to go off every morning for the rest of his life. And he gets fired from every single
04:36job he holds. Other than that, I wish him the best. When Coleman came back from suspension,
04:40which again, he got suspended for not waking up on time to go to a theme park.
04:44Uh, he blamed me. He blamed Clem already blamed Justin as a part of a blame pie for why he was
04:51suspended. Uh, I guess then Dave heard that, uh, wrote that into another story that he, he did.
04:57I will verify did scream at me very loudly. Uh, one morning, uh, he wrote that into it and said,
05:04why is Jeff always involved in this shit? Uh, so I guess my hate for Coleman is that
05:09if you spew bullshit and it results in me getting ripped apart by Dave on the unnamed show,
05:14I'm actually going to hate you. I love Jeff D more than anyone,
05:16but he cannot pretend like he's not the biggest gossip on the company. He is.
05:20Jeff D is one of the last people. No, no, I don't want to be on. No,
05:23no. I love him. I love him. But, but yeah, that's, that's just facts though. He is a gossip.
05:27Yeah. I mean, Jeff D is, uh, I don't know how he got him. He's really seems angry. I don't
05:33want to just read these tweets. I'll, I'll see you on the court after your parents let you leave
05:37the house for finishing your, your chores. Coleman would still take less time than your
05:42gauntlet. This is a great battle. Oh, yeah. Oh no. I trust me. I know he's he's the last on the list.
05:53Cause Coleman's going to live with his parents and they live on the Jersey shore.
05:57Closer to DJs.
06:00It's a good look. Some good spars exchange. You're a big Coleman guy. You said that he's
06:04the best content creator we had when he was playing basketball.
06:08Coleman's one of the greatest content graders we had. It's a major loss.
06:13And then you'd be like, no, that was close. And it was a new clip of him saying mama or my black
06:18brothers and sisters. Like there was, he was, he made me laugh as much as almost anybody at this
06:24company. Yeah. Coleman hates me. Apparently I, uh, when he got the job, John Rich and I were
06:29talking cause he would, he would famously, I guess not famously famously in the office.
06:33So he used to get, uh, John Rich, the rundown coach very late. And we were talking, it's like,
06:37all right, the one thing that's going to bring down Coleman could be this like time management
06:41issue. Not that he oversleeps, but just like he struggles with time management. Um, so when all
06:46this shit went down, I texted Kirk, I was like, this, this is the one thing that we were, you
06:50know, wondering about it could happen. Uh, and then on Tuesday, I just reached out to Coleman.
06:55I like Coleman a lot. And I was like, Hey, how are you hanging in there? He didn't, he didn't
06:59reply back. So I got, I bet he's pissed at me, but also, oh, Clemmer, Clemmer, like Clemmer,
07:05Clemmer reached out like, Oh no. And after I heard that he was the one who was like, yeah,
07:12me and John Rich had like concerns or whatever that stuck with me. I didn't answer him. He was
07:16like the one person I was just like, fuck off. I kind of have to agree with, with, uh, Coleman
07:21here. You can't be the guy who sends me the text. Like, Oh, John Rich. And I was saying,
07:26exactly. I don't want everyone to like him. Yeah. It was bullshit. Fuck that.
07:29And, uh, he went on Kirk shows that he, he, he hates me. So that's, that's, that's too bad. I
07:34will say though, I reached out and I tweeted this, but I reached out before I found out that he got
07:38to disabled person stranded for a hundred minutes on a bar stool. So, you know, if I knew that he
07:43left head sellers that high and dry, I probably wouldn't have reached out. So maybe we're seeing
07:46the real Coleman. Maybe finally after years and years and months and months, we're seeing who the
07:52real Jack Coleman is. And, uh, you know, maybe, maybe it's not the best guy. He said he hates me
07:58more than Jeff though. At some point though, like you got to learn some accountability here.
08:02Late Jack Coleman, former producer of my show and on name shows now left us, David.
08:07I can't believe he left. I know you're going to turn on probably me Coleman. You've already
08:12said a lot of nasty things about me in the past. I think, I think you are a worm. Let me say that.
08:18He hates your guts. If you're in the street and a car was coming, a truck, I would let you get run
08:23over. That's going in Coleman's head piece. So what is it going to be business insider,
08:27New York times. Who's it going to be? I don't know. I got to listen. You know,
08:30we've got to weigh out all the outcomes, but, uh, you know, we'll see. All right.
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09:00You weren't trying to pull one on me because I just talked to big case and you're done Wednesday.
09:04Okay. It's around the same dates where you didn't tell me the date.
09:08It's Saturday. It's the Travis Saturday. You said that at the end.
09:13Saturday. It's the Travis Saturday. You didn't say the date at the end. That's all.
09:19Make sure Saturday, Saturday, Travis Saturday. All right. Nope. Nope. Different kind of a mantra
09:27over here. What places did you hit? Not sure. Change the subject, but, um, I don't know.
09:35BLVD was the big one. Surf city. What area? Surf city. You didn't want to go to the bell?
09:43What? I don't know. We were around there a little bit. Is that like Seattle?
09:49What town is that? Oh, yeah. No, I never do that. But he's going to go to Travers on Saturday.
09:59We're doing a big thing with DK. So I said, you come in and he goes, I may have all blows, but
10:05they were midweek all blows. So he was trying to fuck his way out of there. It doesn't affect
10:11the weekend. No, no, no. What's your what's your upload for next week? I have something going on
10:16for Dan. So I'm trying to keep everybody happy. You know what I mean? And again, his fan is play
10:20the tape back right here. I want this edited. He doesn't say Saturday till the end.
10:25What's the thing for Dan? Oh, it's super secretive. I think I'm the only person from here going. So
10:31a big sponsor. Got to go. I'm excited. Keep my skips happy. Unless he doesn't
10:37know that Travis on Saturday, which I find. You don't know that.
10:46You think they do these big events midweeks, Wednesdays, Wednesday afternoon.
10:53It was brought up in a call. Yes. Very excited. We're going to do a draft games. I don't know
10:59the exact date. Oh, no, I don't know. Exactly. But it will happen. It will happen. I'd actually
11:06like it to be all you idiots who like to play poker. I know you want just one table. Yeah,
11:11I think that'd be more entertaining. Well, we have to play. We have to. I'll do both.
11:18Yeah. I mean, you know. No, I don't. I think what we should do is like a best of three,
11:27like sit and go style, like matches. Why? Just because I think it would be the best format for
11:35the viewer. OK, well, I'll think about that under consideration. Do you spend all your money from
11:41the World Series poker yet? No. What do you make? Put it into Bitcoin. All right. I feel that.
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12:18Did you see Uncle Dave? No, is he here? Yeah. Why is he here? I don't know. Is Miss Peaches here?
12:25I brought my dog. The thing is, I know that he has a rescue thing and everyone knows I have my
12:32own dog being created in a lab for me because I want a special kind of dog with special kind
12:35of eyes and work. So when he sees Wiggles, I want to tell me he was a rescue. But I rescued him from
12:40my father's house, so he technically is. But little does he know, I'm building my own dog.
12:44I built a bear workshop. This is the rescue I got from that website he posted.
12:49But I gotta tell him, should I tell him that he has a rare disease so Dave will give us money?
12:53Do you want to do a fake, can you act sick? How do you act like you have a terminal illness?
12:59I'm going to say, we need the money for the surgery for Wiggles. And then I end up getting
13:04my own transgender surgery with the money that we get from Dave. I just cracked the door when
13:09Wiggles ran in. Act sick. Play dead. And then I'm going to get a sex change with the money.
13:24I told him earlier, Peaches is going to love Wiggles. I saw she likes little dogs.
13:29Would you sell Wiggles? Take him. 50 grand.
13:35I'd do it for a Chipotle gift card.
13:36Yeah. And Dave should just say that I'm his favorite. That's all I need. Tell him you don't
13:42feel well. We need money for the surgery. Start limping. Like this. This is a sick dog I found.
13:53He needs some funding. I gotta get him. Come this way. Yeah, start limping around.
14:07Hey, who are you? It's happening. Who are you?
14:16That's Wiggles. Say hi. That's your Uncle Dave. Hi. You're a cutie little guy.
14:23What do you mean he doesn't feel well? Well, he needs a special surgery that we can't afford,
14:27so we came to ask you for money. I'm like, okay. We just want to enjoy the evening.
14:32I was going to have a sex change. Would Peachy like him? Peachy likes everybody.
14:41Young lady. Thank you. Go hang out with Dave. Well, it's a good first try.
14:54Yeah, we were in a gym down the street last week filming me with Mitz with him getting all
14:59hooked up. That's a week from Friday. I got that pinned on my Twitter. It's a week from Friday.
15:06We gotta get some promo. All right, we'll push it on today. To me, to other people.
15:12I need assets so we can start promoting as a company. Like through Devlin, through Frank,
15:18through me, through Dan, and our big dogs. Okay. Do you want to do something with Frank today?
15:25Nope. I want promo assets so I can start. It's a big one. That's what I'm saying.
15:33Like, no one even fucking knows. This is Mikey Betts versus Jenks. Loser leaves town.
15:39I mean, Mikey Betts versus the Abel brothers. Loser leaves town. This is a big fucking event.
15:45He's got a ton of workout footage. Mikey Betts fighting a guy in a parking lot.
15:49That's the best one to use.
15:53There's the arm wrestle. What the fuck?
15:56Just, it's a folder, a bunch of just like, oh, here's Mikey Betts hitting the bags and,
16:02you know, you know, Frank watched him and there's Mikey Betts doing also these innate workout
16:07videos. I was so confused. And then the last one is just security footage and I was like,
16:10what the fuck's happening here? Apparently Mikey Betts just beating up some dude in a parking lot.
16:15What the fuck? What are you guys talking about?
16:20Ruff and Rowdy. We got some promo videos and of course, Frankie's guy, Mikey Betts,
16:27is going to be in the mix. So we got to promo it right. We got to get it right for Mikey Betts.
16:33How's he going to do, Frank? If he works hard enough, he's going to kill him. It's the Abels.
16:40So what does that mean? They suck?
16:42They suck.
16:46Show me your money. Give me your money. Give me your money. Give me your money.
16:59Fuck you guys. Knew that was coming.
17:03Rico, he's a TikTok star.
17:05Good old fashioned geese. Good old fashioned geese.
17:07He used to be the salad tables have turned. I used to be mean to people. Now I'm being
17:10mean to them. Do you know what he called you? Smelly? Skelly.
17:13Doesn't know my name. Because she's calling him Nico.
17:16They don't even know what's Skell. We have to sit them down.
17:21Yeah, the people that are against him are Skells.
17:24Oh, well, I'm not. We'll see.
17:31Moves is very nice, but the friend, not so much.
17:34I don't understand. We've got to get a nickname for him.
17:36Is there actually an office? Skelly works.
17:38Skelly works.