Rush Hour 3 Movies (2007)
Almost three years after their last adventure in Rush Hour 2 (2001), Carter is now working as a Los Angeles traffic officer, while his friend and ace Hong Kong Police inspector, Lee, escorts the Chinese Ambassador, Han, to the World Criminal Court, to disclose crucial information about the Triads. However, after a botched assassination attempt, the mismatched duo will find themselves in picturesque Paris, struggling to retrieve a precious list of names, as the murderous crime syndicate's henchmen try their best to stop them. Once more, Lee and Carter must fight their way through dangerous gangsters; however, this time, the past has come back to haunt Lee. Will the boys get the job done once and for all? —Nick Riganas
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00:01:00Yeah.
00:01:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:01:18oh
00:01:19I'm trippin' like a death scapegoat
00:01:22No more
00:01:23I said
00:01:36What the hell?
00:01:37I didn't tell you to go!
00:01:39Goddamn!
00:01:40It was him!
00:01:41It was you!
00:01:43Aw, man
00:01:44Ain't nobody listenin' to this
00:01:46Ladies!
00:01:47You just dented an 81-color Supreme!
00:01:50I need to see your license and registration
00:01:52Brother, you okay?
00:01:53You cool?
00:02:02Ten minutes, doors open on my signal
00:02:04I'm glad you're here, Lee
00:02:06I always feel better with you watching my back
00:02:09I'm just doing my job, Mr. Ambassador
00:02:12Stay close today, Lee
00:02:14We're making history
00:02:18This is bullshit!
00:02:20Do you know who I am?
00:02:21My family owns half of Rodeo Drive
00:02:23Do you know who I am?
00:02:25Detective James Carter, LAPD
00:02:27My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard
00:02:29I want a lawyer
00:02:30You need a person to train her
00:02:31This license says 180 pounds
00:02:33You weigh more than a damn car, girl
00:02:34I have a thyroid condition
00:02:35Well, stop eatin' thyroid!
00:02:36Look!
00:02:37Can't you just, like, give us a warning or something?
00:02:41That depends
00:02:42You girls like Chinese?
00:02:47Excuse me
00:02:49Carter
00:02:50Lee, we are on for tonight
00:02:51I just picked up two girls
00:02:52who want to play hide-the-little Asian policeman
00:02:54I can't talk now
00:02:55I'm in the car with Ambassador Han
00:02:57Trust me, these girls are sushi-grade
00:02:59We gotta hit this!
00:03:00I have to go, I'm sorry
00:03:01You're still mad at me, aren't you?
00:03:03You're mad because of what happened
00:03:04when we was in New York
00:03:05I don't want to talk about that
00:03:06It was three years ago
00:03:07When you gonna let it go?
00:03:08Let it go?
00:03:09Isabella was my girlfriend
00:03:11Lee, we're friends, man
00:03:12Just come out with me one night
00:03:13The Mooshu's on me
00:03:16Lee!
00:03:20My mom say hi
00:03:42The Chinese Triads now have half a million members
00:03:46in over 100 countries
00:03:48And these are not street kids
00:03:50shaking down local merchants
00:03:52These are businessmen
00:03:54who have built a 50 billion dollar empire
00:03:57of extortion, drugs, sex and slavery
00:04:00We must cut off the head of this snake
00:04:04before it's too late
00:04:07We must cut off the head of this snake
00:04:10before it swallows us whole
00:04:12As chairman of the World Criminal Court
00:04:14I have entrusted my good friend
00:04:16Ambassador Han
00:04:17to lead the fight against the largest
00:04:19criminal organization in the world
00:04:29Thank you
00:04:36Chairman Renan
00:04:37Ladies and gentlemen
00:04:42The Triad Society is built on secrecy
00:04:45Nobody knows who these men are
00:04:47who controls them, who leads them
00:04:49Nobody has known for 500 years
00:04:52But today I stand before you
00:04:54with the secret of my own
00:04:56Today I will disclose information
00:04:58that affects everyone in this room
00:05:00After years of searching
00:05:02I believe I finally located
00:05:04Shai Shen
00:05:05Mr. Ambassador
00:05:07Shai Shen does not exist
00:05:09Excuse me
00:05:10Who is this Shai Shen?
00:05:12With all due respect, sir
00:05:13I like...
00:05:24Everybody down!
00:05:26Call an ambulance!
00:05:27Someone get a doctor!
00:05:29Pass him down! Pass him down!
00:05:31Stay with me
00:05:35Get away from her!
00:05:37Help! Help!
00:05:39Stay with me!
00:06:05Keep your knees to a seat tonight
00:06:07Shots have been fired
00:06:08at the World Criminal Court building
00:06:09The Chinese ambassador has been shot
00:06:11Chinese ambassador
00:06:12Move your asses over
00:06:13Move over!
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:07:00Police!
00:07:06Put a hand on some toys!
00:07:10LAPD! Get the hell out of the way!
00:07:12People are crazy!
00:07:16Go get your asses taken
00:07:17when I come back!
00:07:31Police!
00:07:32I'm coming!
00:07:53Don't move!
00:07:54Don't move!
00:07:55Don't move!
00:07:56Don't move!
00:07:57Don't move!
00:07:59Don't move!
00:08:05Hello, Lee
00:08:15Don't move, Kenji!
00:08:17What are you waiting for?
00:08:19Do it
00:08:20Try shooting
00:08:21Try shooting
00:08:27Can you shoot with this?
00:08:35Don't move!
00:08:36Don't move!
00:08:38I think we both know
00:08:39that's not gonna happen
00:08:46Kenji!
00:08:49You see?
00:08:50I know you too well
00:09:07Lee!
00:09:08You okay?
00:09:12Lee, I almost killed your ass!
00:09:14Why you didn't move?
00:09:16I'd like for you to meet our dates
00:09:17for this evening
00:09:18Marsha and Zoe
00:09:21Fat one's yours
00:09:28How many times do you want me to say it?
00:09:29I'm sorry
00:09:30I'm sorry I ran you over, man
00:09:31Damn!
00:09:32Not now, Carter
00:09:33Alright, hold it right there
00:09:35Don't say a word, Carter
00:09:36Captain Deal
00:09:37I had nothing to do with this
00:09:38All I did was borrow a car
00:09:39and backed up Lee
00:09:40Tell him, partner
00:09:41I need to see Ambassador Hunt
00:09:43The Ambassador is just out of surgery
00:09:45The bullet missed his heart
00:09:46He's gonna be okay
00:09:48Captain, you have to give me back my shield
00:09:50and put me on this case
00:09:51I made one little mistake
00:09:52Take a brother off the bench
00:09:53One little mistake?
00:09:54You handcuffed two women
00:09:55and stole their car
00:09:56Isn't that why we have insurance?
00:09:57Everyone has an off-day cap
00:09:59Last month you put six Iranians
00:10:00in jail for a week
00:10:02You and I both know
00:10:03them Iranians was terrorists
00:10:04They were scientists at UCLA
00:10:06Big deal
00:10:07Cause they cure cancer in rats
00:10:09That doesn't mean
00:10:10they won't blow shit up
00:10:11Let me find the person
00:10:12who shot Ambassador Hunt
00:10:13Relax, Carter
00:10:14The LAPD won't be leading
00:10:15this investigation
00:10:16The Ambassador is my responsibility
00:10:18Then maybe you could tell me
00:10:19exactly how that shooter got away
00:10:22Thought so
00:10:23The Ambassador's daughter
00:10:24is coming to see her father
00:10:25right now
00:10:26Make sure nothing happens to her
00:10:28Don't worry, Captain
00:10:29We're gonna make you proud
00:10:30And try not to think about
00:10:31your wife leaving you
00:10:32She'll come back
00:10:34Su Yong's here?
00:10:35I haven't seen her
00:10:36since she was ten years old
00:10:37She lives in Los Angeles now
00:10:39Let's go to the gift shop
00:10:40and get her a little teddy bear
00:10:44And a bra
00:10:45Lee
00:10:46Su Yong
00:10:47I'm so glad you're here
00:10:50Detective Carter
00:10:51Su Yong
00:10:52It's been so long
00:10:53So long
00:10:54Su Yong
00:10:55Su Yong
00:10:57How is he?
00:10:58He's out of surgery
00:11:00They said he'll be okay
00:11:04Su Yong, I'm sorry
00:11:05I'm sorry
00:11:16I want you both
00:11:17to promise me something
00:11:19I want you to find the man
00:11:20who did this to him
00:11:22I want you to find him
00:11:23because I don't think he'll stop
00:11:24until my father is dead
00:11:26Su Yong
00:11:28I need to hear you say it
00:11:31Okay, I promise
00:11:33And so do I
00:11:36Thank you
00:11:38Su Yong
00:11:39Your father was addressing
00:11:40the court before he was shot
00:11:43Two weeks ago
00:11:44my father mailed me an envelope
00:11:46He said if anything
00:11:47ever happened to him
00:11:48I should give it to you
00:11:49Where is it?
00:11:50I put it in my locker
00:11:51at the Kung Fu studio
00:11:52where I teach
00:11:53It's at 8347 First Street
00:11:59Chinatown
00:12:06Chinatown
00:12:13Go home, Carter
00:12:14This has nothing to do with you
00:12:16I made Su Yong a promise
00:12:17the same as you
00:12:18This is the business of China
00:12:20Well, for your information
00:12:21I'm part Chinese now
00:12:23That's right, Lee
00:12:24For the last three years
00:12:25I have studied the ancient
00:12:26teachings of Buddha
00:12:27earning two black belts
00:12:28in Wushu martial arts
00:12:29spending every afternoon
00:12:30at the Hong Kong Garden Massage
00:12:31ball on Pico and Bundy
00:12:32I am half Chinese, baby
00:12:33If you're half Chinese
00:12:34I'm half black
00:12:35I'm your brother
00:12:36and I'm fly
00:12:37You down with that, Snoopy?
00:12:38That's dope, ain't it?
00:12:40Sorry, Lee
00:12:41You can't be black
00:12:42There's a height requirement
00:12:43Same as riding a metal horn
00:12:44Go home, Carter
00:12:45I can't leave you, Lee
00:12:46Yong, you own your Ponyo
00:12:49Can't leave my brother
00:13:05Stop!
00:13:08Su!
00:13:11All right, listen up
00:13:13I need everyone's attention
00:13:15I'm Detective Carter
00:13:17This is Inspector Lee
00:13:19We need to see Su Yong's locker
00:13:20right now
00:13:22No one's allowed in the back
00:13:23without the master's permission
00:13:24Maybe you didn't hear me
00:13:26We need to see that locker
00:13:28I'm sorry
00:13:29Wait, Carter
00:13:31Lee, I got this
00:13:33Hey
00:13:35Kids
00:13:36Listen
00:13:37Violence will solve nothing
00:13:39As the Chinese say
00:13:40All great battles
00:13:41are won without fighting
00:13:42Sorry
00:13:43Okay?
00:13:44I don't know him
00:13:45Let's just calm down
00:13:46and put this...
00:13:51Okay
00:13:54I tried talking
00:13:57Now I'm about to beat
00:13:58the puberty out of you
00:13:59You ain't gonna see it coming
00:14:00You ain't gonna see it coming
00:14:01Come on!
00:14:04Running for your lives
00:14:06About time y'all showed
00:14:07some respect around here
00:14:10Huh?
00:14:11Carter!
00:14:12Wait for the master
00:14:17Whoa!
00:14:19Damn!
00:14:21I'm sorry, man
00:14:22I thought this was the bathroom
00:14:23I'm sorry
00:14:25Lee
00:14:26I got a big problem, man
00:14:27This boy's on steroids
00:14:28He got a head like Barry Buns
00:14:29Oh no
00:14:30Come on, man
00:14:34Carter
00:14:35Are you okay?
00:14:36Lee
00:14:37Lee, get him, Lee!
00:14:43Lee, let's get the hell out of here
00:14:44Ah!
00:14:45Violence!
00:14:55Come on, man
00:14:56Let me go
00:14:57I love Chinese people
00:14:59Wait
00:15:13How do you say surrender in Chinese?
00:15:18Okay
00:15:19I'm about to slice you up
00:15:20like a giant California roll
00:15:30I'm not playing no more
00:15:31Ah!
00:15:42Let me go
00:15:43Carter!
00:15:51Let me down
00:15:52I'm sorry
00:15:53I'm sorry, man
00:15:55How the hell did we get in this mess?
00:15:57How the hell did we get in this mess?
00:15:58Go!
00:16:04Lee!
00:16:05Jin!
00:16:08Jin!
00:16:09Lee!
00:16:14May I help you?
00:16:16We'll be asking the questions, old man
00:16:18Who are you?
00:16:19You
00:16:20No, not me, you
00:16:21Yes, I am you
00:16:22Just answer the damn questions
00:16:23Who are you?
00:16:24I have told you
00:16:25Are you deaf?
00:16:26No, you is blind
00:16:27I'm not blind, you blind
00:16:28That is what I just said
00:16:29You just said what?
00:16:30I did not say what
00:16:31I said you
00:16:32That's what I'm asking you
00:16:33And you is answering
00:16:34Shut up
00:16:35You!
00:16:36Yes
00:16:37Not you, him
00:16:38What's your name?
00:16:39Me
00:16:40Yes, you
00:16:41I am me
00:16:42He's me
00:16:43And I'm you
00:16:44And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man
00:16:45Because I'm sick of playing games
00:16:46You, me
00:16:47Everybody's ass around here
00:16:48Him
00:16:49Carter, Carter
00:16:50I'm gonna kick his ass
00:16:51I'm kicking it
00:16:52Carter, let me handle this
00:16:53Lee, no, Lee, no
00:16:54Carter!
00:16:55Master
00:16:56I'm Lee
00:16:57I have the key to the drawer
00:16:58I want to open it and take a look
00:17:01A lot of people came this morning
00:17:03With guns
00:17:04Searched Su Yun's box
00:17:05I can't stop them
00:17:06You have to go
00:17:07Why?
00:17:08Because they're going to
00:17:10Use the way to deal with his father
00:17:11To deal with him
00:17:13Let's go
00:17:14Thank you
00:17:15I don't know what the hell you feeding him
00:17:17But he is too damn big
00:17:18Carter, go
00:17:26Carter!
00:17:41Where's everyone?
00:17:42Where's all the damn cops?
00:17:49Lee
00:17:50Where's security?
00:17:51They were called away
00:17:52What's wrong?
00:17:53Carter
00:17:56Oh, this ain't good
00:17:58They're coming for him
00:18:00What do we do?
00:18:14No
00:18:18No!
00:18:23Don't move
00:18:24Or I'll blow your ass cheeks off
00:18:26Get back
00:18:30Who sent you?
00:18:33Oh!
00:18:36Don't move
00:18:42Lee, throw me a gun
00:18:44Throw me a gun
00:18:48Damn, Lee
00:18:53Lee
00:19:16Lee
00:19:17I thought you had my back
00:19:24Come on
00:19:34Su Yun, one more
00:19:43Lee
00:19:44I'm in trouble
00:19:45I need some assistance
00:19:51It's empty
00:19:52Carter
00:20:02You see?
00:20:03I always got your back
00:20:04Why the hell you give me an empty gun then?
00:20:06How did you know?
00:20:08You almost got me killed, Lee
00:20:13Who are you? Who sent you?
00:20:19What the hell is that?
00:20:20I think he's speaking French
00:20:21French?
00:20:22What kind of gentleman speaks French?
00:20:23Tell him to stop playing around the top right
00:20:24How can I tell him?
00:20:25I don't speak French
00:20:28Top right, man
00:20:30No!
00:20:31You're an agent, stop humiliating yourself
00:20:37We're gonna need a few minutes alone with this guy
00:20:39Find someone here who speaks French, please
00:20:44Speak English
00:20:47This is Sister Agnes from the chapel upstairs
00:20:49She speaks fluent French and has agreed to interpret for you
00:20:52Sister, we appreciate you doing this
00:20:54My pleasure
00:20:55Sister Agnes, please ask who sent him
00:21:04He says you're both making a big mistake
00:21:06That one day soon you'll beg for mercy
00:21:08He also said
00:21:10What?
00:21:12Please, Sister, we have to know
00:21:14There's a lot at stake
00:21:16Well, use the N word
00:21:17What?
00:21:18The N word?
00:21:19You tell this little mother...
00:21:20Cut her!
00:21:22She said none
00:21:24Sister, you tell this piece of S word that I would personally F word him up
00:21:39Did he say negro?
00:21:40He used the N word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother
00:21:43You tell him that his mom was a H
00:21:46Cut her!
00:21:47I believe whore is spelled with a W
00:21:49Right, W!
00:21:50And his sister's a W
00:21:51And his grandmama's a two-bit W
00:21:53Who makes double because she got no teeth
00:21:55You tell him I said that!
00:22:10Did he say it again?
00:22:11No, this time he called this gentleman out
00:22:14He called this gentleman a word that means cat
00:22:17And another word that rhymes with maggot
00:22:20What?
00:22:22Well, you tell him he's an A-W
00:22:25Lee, how do we spell with an H?
00:22:27I have a dictionary upstairs
00:22:29Just call him an asshole!
00:22:35He says you've both been marked for death, like Han and the girl
00:22:39Sister, turn your back
00:22:40You don't want to see this
00:22:41Who is that?
00:22:42How do we find him?
00:22:43Tell us right now or I'll cut your beads off and shove them in your mouth
00:22:46His beads?
00:22:47His beads, sister
00:22:48His hairy, stinking beads
00:22:50Tell me something now
00:22:51Lee, give me the gun
00:22:52Give me the gun, Lee
00:22:55It's over, brother
00:22:56It's over
00:22:58Who is that, sir?
00:22:59T.F.
00:23:00What did he say, sister?
00:23:01He said shoot me
00:23:03Putain!
00:23:04Lee, there's no bullets in here
00:23:06I'm sorry
00:23:07I'm trying to kill somebody, man
00:23:10Damn
00:23:12Okay, you better tell me something right now
00:23:14I'll send you right to heaven, man
00:23:15I don't even care no more
00:23:16I'm marked for death
00:23:17I ain't got nothing to lose
00:23:19That's right, sister
00:23:20Call the Lord and tell him you'd better have some company
00:23:23Stop!
00:23:24Tell me something!
00:23:26Enough!
00:23:27She's almost done
00:23:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
00:23:30Wait!
00:23:31He says wait
00:23:35What did he say?
00:23:36Fifty Franklin D. Roosevelt
00:23:38Jean Vier
00:23:40Thank you
00:23:43Nice working with you, sister
00:23:45Anytime, brother
00:23:48Fifty F. D.R.
00:23:50It's an address
00:23:51It's a wild goose chase
00:23:52Every city in America has a street named after Roosevelt
00:23:54And who is Jean Vier?
00:23:55I don't know
00:23:57Su-Yang
00:23:58We're getting you out of here
00:23:59Why?
00:24:00It's not safe for you here
00:24:01I won't leave him
00:24:02We have no choice
00:24:09Let's go
00:24:29Su-Yang
00:24:30Mr. Renard
00:24:32I'm glad your father is okay
00:24:34My people won't leave his side
00:24:36You have my word
00:24:37Thank you
00:24:38So, let's go
00:24:40Where am I going?
00:24:42We're getting out of Los Angeles
00:24:43It's not safe for us
00:24:45Just a few days, Su-Yang
00:24:46I promise
00:24:47You'll come with me and my family to Paris
00:24:53Okay
00:24:58Wait!
00:25:02You made me a promise
00:25:03Don't forget
00:25:17Come on
00:25:19We got an assassin in custody who only speaks French
00:25:22A limo blows up at the French consulate
00:25:24And the next meeting of the world court is in Paris two days from now
00:25:28Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:25:30Yeah
00:25:31We go to Fiji
00:25:32We hide out for a year
00:25:33Maybe change our names
00:25:34Get jobs as bartenders
00:25:35And I'm gonna call you Kiko
00:25:36We have to find Shai Xian before he finds us
00:25:40We're going to Paris, aren't we?
00:25:41Yes
00:25:42Tonight
00:25:52Did you know the average French woman is naked 34% of the time?
00:25:56We're not going there to meet women
00:25:58You have to forget about her and let me hook you up
00:26:00Hook me up?
00:26:01After what you did to Isabella?
00:26:03It was an accident
00:26:05Besides, you never even slept with her
00:26:07Thanks to you
00:26:08It was going to happen
00:26:09But you just had to ruin it
00:26:10What did I do that was so terrible?
00:26:11You shot my girlfriend
00:26:12In the neck
00:26:14There's nothing else to say
00:26:15It's not like she died
00:26:16So she has droopy eyes
00:26:17So she works at El Poco Loco
00:26:19That was temporary
00:26:20As soon as she could blink
00:26:21The secret service took her back
00:26:23I don't care
00:26:24I don't care
00:26:25As soon as she could blink
00:26:26The secret service took her back
00:26:28You know what your problem is?
00:26:29You need to relax
00:26:30Have some fun
00:26:31You have too much rice in your diet
00:26:32You're constipated
00:26:33I never should have brought you
00:26:35Face it, you need me, brother
00:26:37I don't need anyone
00:26:38And please don't call me brother
00:26:40What is this?
00:26:41Underground Gentleman's Club in Paris
00:26:43Club La Paz?
00:26:44Forget it
00:26:45Check out the address
00:26:4750 Franklin D. Roosevelt
00:26:50Like I said, you need me
00:26:52Excuse me
00:26:54Can we have one gefilte fish
00:26:56And some egg slacks?
00:27:05What a bag, sir
00:27:08Excuse me, gentlemen
00:27:10Commissaire Révy of the DST
00:27:12Would you please come with me?
00:27:14Why?
00:27:15Just need to ask you a few questions
00:27:19Oh my god, damn, man
00:27:22This is the spot for the worst airport I've ever been to
00:27:28Now that I have your attention
00:27:29Why don't you tell me what you cops are looking for here in Paris?
00:27:32I told you, man, we on vacation
00:27:34Just take in the sights
00:27:36Gentlemen, this is my city
00:27:39And I'm responsible if two stupid cops
00:27:41Come here and get their heads blown off by the triads
00:27:44Now, I can't force you to leave
00:27:45But I can make the suggestion
00:27:48After all, I found this dirty little gun inside your jacket
00:27:53Which means you could both do 20 years in my jail
00:27:57Do we understand each other?
00:28:00Do we understand each other?
00:28:02Excellent
00:28:04It was wonderful meeting you both
00:28:08So we can go now?
00:28:10This will just take a moment
00:28:12Welcome to Paris
00:28:14Oh shit
00:28:17What a piece of shit
00:28:48Look, man, we are not in the mood for this
00:28:50Me and my partner just got violated by a small Frenchman
00:28:53Wearing a very light ring
00:28:54You're a pathetic bunch of criminals
00:28:56Who always resort to violence
00:28:58Always push around the little guy
00:28:59And that stuff ain't true
00:29:00America is not violent
00:29:01Come on, America, it's a joke
00:29:03You lost in Vietnam, you lost in Iraq
00:29:05You can't even beat the Europeans in basketball anymore
00:29:08The dream team is dead
00:29:10I didn't hear you, man
00:29:12Talk about the NBA again, I dare you
00:29:13I double dare you
00:29:14Even you skinny women disgust me
00:29:16Holly Berry
00:29:17Oh, hell no, I think you done gone too far
00:29:19You want violence, smelly Frenchman?
00:29:21Do you want violence?
00:29:22Well, you got it
00:29:23Put the gun down
00:29:24Say you love America
00:29:25I love America
00:29:26Please don't kill me
00:29:27Sing the national anthem
00:29:30Not that one, man
00:29:31Sing the American one
00:29:34Oh, say can you see
00:29:38Oh, say can you see
00:29:42By the dawn's early light
00:30:12Wait for us here, George
00:30:36Ooh la la, Lee
00:30:38Carter, stay focused
00:30:39We're looking for Jean VF
00:30:41Let's split up
00:30:42I'll take the women
00:31:08Carter
00:31:09Carter
00:31:10James Carter
00:31:17I know you probably don't understand a word I'm saying
00:31:19But I gotta tell you
00:31:20You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life
00:31:23And I'd like to strip you down
00:31:24And butter you like a slice of wonder bread
00:31:27And shave your armpits
00:31:28And pour honey all over your naked body
00:31:31And for the next two weeks pretend I was a hungry bear
00:31:34Well, James Carter
00:31:36I happen to speak six languages
00:31:39One of them English
00:31:42Are you in or out?
00:31:48Money, please
00:31:49So?
00:31:50It's a thousand euro minimum
00:31:51How much? I'm short
00:31:53Nine hundred and thirty euros
00:31:55It's okay
00:31:57Let him play
00:31:59Thank you
00:32:00Change
00:32:01Change
00:32:02Change
00:32:03Change
00:32:09Thank you
00:32:18I'm looking for Jean VF
00:32:27Maybe I can help you
00:32:33Do you know what I hate about cops?
00:32:36Even when they're with a woman
00:32:38They can't stop thinking about getting their man
00:32:41Who's Aisha?
00:32:44See what I mean?
00:32:48Come upstairs, cop
00:32:49I'll give you what you want
00:32:56Hit me
00:32:57Monsieur, this is Baccarat
00:32:59I know that
00:33:00You think I don't know Baccarat when I play it?
00:33:02You think I don't know Baccarat when I play it?
00:33:04When I was a kid
00:33:05Me and my friends and I used to hang out in front of the Magic Johnson Theatre
00:33:08And play Baccarat all night long
00:33:10Now hit me
00:33:18Three kings
00:33:19Read them a week
00:33:24Three kings is a zero
00:33:26You have the worst possible hand
00:33:27You lose
00:33:28What?
00:33:33Madame has a seven
00:33:34She wins 100,000 euros
00:33:36Bravo
00:33:37Mr. Carter, it appears you have brought me luck
00:33:39I'd like to bring you breakfast and beer
00:33:46Excuse me
00:33:56Way to go, Lee
00:33:57Today my boy becomes a man
00:33:59Hi
00:34:02Why are you helping me?
00:34:03Maybe I'm helping myself
00:34:06How do I fight Jean VF?
00:34:08I see you like to get right to it
00:34:10Do you know Shai Xian?
00:34:14Would you like to know a secret, cop?
00:34:16Yes, please
00:34:19Someone's gonna die here tonight
00:34:27Then it's you
00:34:29No
00:35:00No
00:35:08Come on, Crouching Tiger, don't hide that dragon
00:35:25Do it, Lee
00:35:26Turn that ass up
00:35:30Come on
00:35:40You are a super freak
00:35:42Cut her
00:35:45Run
00:35:53Sorry
00:35:54You got a boyfriend?
00:35:55Cut her
00:35:57Stop the car
00:35:59Stop the car
00:36:00Drive fast
00:36:23Cut her
00:36:24Move
00:36:26Uh, George
00:36:27We need you to go faster, man
00:36:29No, forget it
00:36:30You want to kill me, then go ahead, kill me
00:36:34Drive faster
00:36:38Please, I'm scared
00:36:40George, you watch American movies?
00:36:41Yeah
00:36:42Okay, man, all right, listen
00:36:43You're a super spy
00:36:45A super spy
00:36:48Now drive this car
00:36:50Come on
00:36:51Okay
00:36:53I'm a super spy
00:36:57Come on
00:37:06Come on, George, go
00:37:13George, what did I tell you to do?
00:37:14Hit the brakes
00:37:26Come on, I got guns, Lee
00:37:32Back up
00:37:46Way to go, George
00:37:51It's okay
00:37:57Come on
00:38:08I got this one
00:38:14I got my leg
00:38:18Lee
00:38:26Come on
00:38:31Get your own damn cab
00:38:42Lee
00:38:49The French are in neutral
00:38:50This is not my fight
00:38:52This is not
00:38:57Lee
00:38:58I'm alive
00:39:00My whole life flashed in front of me
00:39:01In three years, I'll be married to a Chinese woman
00:39:03We have three kids, look just like you
00:39:05Only a little darker
00:39:06Cut her
00:39:07What?
00:39:08Pull your hands up
00:39:09This is talking about
00:39:11Whoa
00:39:27Some people say
00:39:28The modern world was invented
00:39:30When the French built these sewers
00:39:33Ten million gallons pumped through every hour
00:39:36A marvel that no one ever sees
00:39:40Welcome to Paris, Lee
00:39:42Lee, you know this clown?
00:39:43Go on, Lee
00:39:44Tell him who I am
00:39:45Don't be shy
00:39:47Introduce him to your Shandy
00:39:49Shandy?
00:39:51Your brother?
00:39:52He doesn't talk about me
00:39:54Your brother?
00:39:55He doesn't talk about me much
00:39:56In fact, he spent his whole life trying to forget me
00:40:00How would it look if Hong Kong's great Inspector Lee
00:40:02Had a brother on the wrong side of the law?
00:40:05You're not my brother anymore
00:40:07Have you forgotten the situation?
00:40:09I have
00:40:11You saved my life in Los Angeles
00:40:14You should have shot me in that alley
00:40:15But you didn't pull the trigger
00:40:18Because you can't escape from the past
00:40:21You're not a murderer
00:40:24Let me repay the favor, Lee
00:40:27I'll allow you to leave
00:40:29If you promise to leave Paris tonight
00:40:31You got a deal
00:40:32Thank you for showing us the sewer
00:40:34Listen, that's badass soup
00:40:35Let's get the hell out of here
00:40:36What about Han?
00:40:38And his daughter?
00:40:39There's nothing I can do for them
00:40:42I have no choice
00:40:43Then I have no choice
00:40:45Well, I guess he's staying
00:40:46Who wants to take me to the airport?
00:40:50We'll always be brothers, Lee
00:40:52In this life
00:40:53And the next
00:40:58Tell me, Kenji
00:40:59Who's Taishan?
00:41:02Some secrets are worth dying for
00:41:06Oh, okay
00:41:07Alright, okay
00:41:09Lee, what the hell is going on?
00:41:18Go
00:41:19Hey, which way, man?
00:41:31Shit, Lee, it's locked
00:41:32Are we in?
00:41:33Lee!
00:41:34We have to jump!
00:41:37Oh, it's a sewer!
00:41:38Hell no!
00:41:39Lee!
00:41:40No choice!
00:41:41I really dare
00:41:42Come on!
00:41:43Okay!
00:41:45Shit!
00:41:49Shit!
00:41:54I'm gonna kill you, Lee!
00:42:04Bonjour
00:42:05Welcome to the Plaza Athenee
00:42:06How may I help you?
00:42:08It's great to see you again
00:42:09It's been too long
00:42:11Yes, far too long, sir
00:42:12Listen, I need a big suite
00:42:14Two beds, two showers
00:42:15A massage therapist
00:42:16Some new clothes
00:42:17And a case of Old Spice
00:42:20It's all your fault
00:42:22How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?
00:42:24It was none of your business
00:42:26In case you missed it, man
00:42:28People are trying to kill me
00:42:29I'm covered in shit
00:42:30And some French cops whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man
00:42:33So don't tell me it ain't none of my business
00:42:35You're lucky
00:42:36We're not in Hong Kong
00:42:37The phone book is twice as big
00:42:38Why you didn't tell me you had a brother, man?
00:42:43Oh, hell no!
00:42:46Ladies and gentlemen
00:42:48Lady!
00:42:49Lee
00:42:50This damn dog just pissed on me
00:42:52Good girl
00:42:57You know what I think?
00:42:59I think you feel sorry for this guy
00:43:02Maybe Kenji didn't get away in L.A.
00:43:06Maybe you let him go
00:43:09The yakuza killed his family in Tokyo
00:43:11He was sent to China when he was seven
00:43:13He was put in Qingzhou
00:43:15The orphanage where I grew up
00:43:18We kept each other alive
00:43:20You protected each other
00:43:21And you're still protecting him
00:43:24I called him Xiong Di
00:43:26He was like my brother
00:43:29And then I left him
00:43:31He was adopted
00:43:32What choice did you have?
00:43:33He ended up on the streets
00:43:37You could never understand
00:43:38I understand, man
00:43:39I got a brother
00:43:40My little brother Perry
00:43:41We used to be best friends
00:43:42Now we don't even speak
00:43:43He think I tipped off the cops
00:43:44About his chicken fights in his garage
00:43:46Can you believe that?
00:43:47My own brother think I'm a snitch
00:43:49Just because my chicken lost
00:43:50In the semifinals
00:43:51I didn't even really care
00:43:52Carter
00:43:53Fight was fixed, man
00:43:54My brother was fighting a chicken
00:43:55That didn't make his weight
00:43:56And he still went the distance
00:43:57Had a lot of heart
00:43:58And he was delicious
00:43:59It's best if I do this on my own
00:44:01This fight is personal
00:44:02Let me help you, man
00:44:03I'm gonna tell you right now
00:44:04Whatever Kenji's telling you
00:44:05It ain't true
00:44:06He ain't your brother
00:44:07And you're not my brother
00:44:13Fine
00:44:15I'm not your brother
00:44:43It's sad, it's so sad
00:44:46It's a sad, sad situation
00:44:50And it's getting more and more absurd
00:44:56Wow, holy fuck
00:44:58Black lightning
00:44:59It's sad, it's so sad
00:45:01It's black lightning
00:45:02Okey dokey, Dr. Joe
00:45:03It's only a potato
00:45:05It's brown, not a potato
00:45:09Yes, I would like to order
00:45:10Some fried chicken, please
00:45:13Oh, and some sweet potato pie
00:45:17Merci
00:45:18Enjoy your mouche, sir
00:45:20Merci
00:45:21Goodbye
00:45:24Those girls I'm hit by
00:45:26Really dig those ties they wear
00:45:30And Sutton's girl
00:45:32With the way they talk
00:45:34They knock me out
00:45:35When I'm down there
00:45:38The Midwest farmer's daughters
00:45:41Really make you feel alright
00:45:45And all those girls
00:45:47With the way they kiss
00:45:49They keep their boyfriend
00:45:50While I'm up at night
00:45:53I wish that all could be California
00:46:04What a day
00:46:12Yeah
00:46:18Oh
00:46:19Hello, inspector
00:46:21Minister Reynaud
00:46:22They want to kill me
00:46:24Me and my family
00:46:25A dozen agents from the French secret police
00:46:28Have already been murdered
00:46:29Only this last month
00:46:30We are at war with the triads
00:46:32Right here in my own city
00:46:33Who is Shai Shen?
00:46:35Ah, Shai Shen
00:46:37Shai Shen is not a person
00:46:38It's a list
00:46:40A list?
00:46:41Yes
00:46:42Every five years
00:46:43The triad bosses come together
00:46:45For an election
00:46:46And during that ceremony
00:46:48They choose the men
00:46:49Who will lead the triads
00:46:51Dragon heads?
00:46:52Yes
00:46:53Thirteen dragon heads
00:46:55Who will control the largest
00:46:56Criminal organization in the world
00:46:58And their thirteen names
00:47:00Are inscribed on a list
00:47:01Known as Shai Shen
00:47:03A list which has been handed down
00:47:05And kept secret
00:47:06From generation to generation
00:47:09If the names on that list
00:47:10Were ever to get out
00:47:12The secret society
00:47:13Wouldn't be so secret anymore
00:47:15And they would all end up in jail
00:47:17Or dead
00:47:18And the list is somewhere in Paris?
00:47:20A young lady named Geneviève
00:47:22Made contact with Ambassador Han
00:47:24And we believe she knows where it is
00:47:29I'm asking for your help, inspector
00:47:32Finish what Ambassador Han started
00:47:35Get to the girl
00:47:36Before the triads do
00:47:38And you'll get Shai Shen
00:48:06I didn't know what to say
00:48:16What are you doing here?
00:48:17Who are you?
00:48:18Sova, oui oui, voulez-vous?
00:48:20I don't understand, who are you?
00:48:22Who am I?
00:48:23Oui
00:48:24I'm Bubbles
00:48:26The new costume designer
00:48:28Has anyone seen Geneviève?
00:48:30She has her own dressing room
00:48:35Wait, Bubbles
00:48:38Do we look OK?
00:48:50No, no, no
00:48:51These costumes are terrible
00:48:53Ladies, please
00:48:54We have work to do
00:49:05Oh, my God
00:49:36First, I will dress the blondes
00:49:46And then, the brunettes
00:49:53And finally, the hybrids
00:50:02The Lord has truly blessed you all
00:50:04With your meanest talent
00:50:06Trust me
00:50:09And some of you have
00:50:11What I like to call
00:50:14Sivudolo
00:50:16Potentio
00:50:24Have you read the story of Jesse James?
00:50:29How he lived
00:50:30How he died
00:50:34You don't like that, do you?
00:50:36Do you still wonder?
00:50:39Very well
00:50:41Listen to the story
00:50:48How he lived
00:50:49How he died
00:50:53You don't like that, do you?
00:50:58Very well
00:50:59Listen to the story
00:51:01Of Jesse James
00:51:04How he lived
00:51:05How he died
00:51:08So, Clyde has a little friend
00:51:13She is beautiful
00:51:14And her name is
00:51:15Bunny
00:51:18Together, they make
00:51:20The Barrow Gang
00:51:23The names
00:51:24Bunny and Clyde
00:51:25And Clyde Barrow
00:51:26Bunny and Clyde
00:51:31Bunny and Clyde
00:52:04What's going to happen, gentlemen?
00:52:08Your life is in danger.
00:52:09What the hell is going on?
00:52:10You step into that spotlight, it's the last step you're ever going to take.
00:52:14They're going to kill you right now.
00:52:17Who are you?
00:52:22James Carter, LAPD.
00:52:27Sorry, James. It's time for my solo.
00:52:34Sorry.
00:52:37You gotta come with me now.
00:53:04Thank you.
00:53:34And a while inside I knew it was real
00:53:40The way you make me feel
00:53:46Sweeter and sweeter love grows
00:53:50And heaven's there for both
00:53:59Get your hands off me!
00:54:00We're friends, don't get that side!
00:54:02Trust us, girl!
00:54:04Trust us!
00:54:23Taxi! Taxi!
00:54:26Get in!
00:54:27Start!
00:54:28Go, go, go!
00:54:30I've been looking for you all day, my friend.
00:54:32We need to talk.
00:54:33Forget it, George.
00:54:34We're not paying for any damages.
00:54:35Oh, no, no, no.
00:54:36I don't want you to pay.
00:54:37I want to ask if I could drive you full time, no charge.
00:54:40Why do you want to drive us?
00:54:41Today was amazing.
00:54:43The guns, the shooting.
00:54:45Now I understand what it is to be an American.
00:54:47Please, I'm begging you.
00:54:49Let me be your driver.
00:54:50Let me kill someone tonight!
00:54:53You'll never be an American, okay?
00:54:55I'll drink this shit all day.
00:54:57Okay?
00:54:58I'll drink this shit all day if I have to.
00:55:00Just give me a chance.
00:55:01All right, fine.
00:55:02Get us to the plaza, fast.
00:55:03You got it, boss.
00:55:05Hold on.
00:55:16So you think she stole this cha-ching list from the Triads?
00:55:19Only one way to find out.
00:55:21You're thinking what I'm thinking?
00:55:22We need her to talk.
00:55:23Get her relaxed.
00:55:25Open up some wine from the mini bar.
00:55:27Wow.
00:55:32Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
00:55:34Lee!
00:55:35Only $9.95.
00:55:36This is our chance to find cha-ching.
00:55:38I'm going in.
00:55:40What's wrong with you?
00:55:41Wait, let me go with you.
00:55:46Some things a man has to do on his own.
00:55:49You okay?
00:55:51Kenji must have figured out what I've done.
00:55:53I'm as good as dead.
00:55:56You stole the list, didn't you?
00:55:58You try to sell it to her?
00:56:01You don't get it.
00:56:03I'm one of them.
00:56:05And if I'm dead, you're dead.
00:56:09Hey.
00:56:11We're safe.
00:56:13No one knows we're here.
00:56:15Just relax.
00:56:16No one is safe.
00:56:19I'm marked.
00:56:21Trust me.
00:56:22Why should I trust you?
00:56:24As the Chinese say,
00:56:26lu chuan bu tui ma tui.
00:56:29I'm marked.
00:56:30Trust me.
00:56:31Why should I trust you?
00:56:33As the Chinese say,
00:56:35lu chuan bu tui ma tui.
00:56:38What does that mean?
00:56:39A donkey's lips will not fit on a horse's mouth.
00:56:44I'm not sure how that applies.
00:56:47Well, I was just thinking,
00:56:50you had nice lips.
00:56:52That's all.
00:56:56You saved my life today.
00:56:58Thank you, Carter.
00:56:59Oh, please.
00:57:00Call me James.
00:57:02Or Stallion.
00:57:03No one saved me in a long time.
00:57:06How can I repay you?
00:57:08You got 20 bucks?
00:57:12How about 10?
00:57:15Oh, man.
00:57:17James.
00:57:18What?
00:57:19I'm bad.
00:57:20I'm bad, too.
00:57:21I'm a bad girl.
00:57:22Hallelujah!
00:57:33Oh, yeah, that's it, baby.
00:57:35Oh, yeah, bite that ear.
00:57:36Punish that ear.
00:57:37Do what you want to do.
00:57:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
00:57:40My nipples are sensitive.
00:57:41Be careful now.
00:57:42I've never been with an American man before.
00:57:44Neither have I.
00:57:45I feel so safe with you.
00:57:47Do you want me?
00:57:48How you say twice now and once in the shower in French?
00:57:51Wait here.
00:57:52I'm going to the bathroom.
00:57:54Make myself more comfortable.
00:57:57You need some matches?
00:57:59Don't move.
00:58:00I'll be right back.
00:58:03Hello, room service.
00:58:05Seem to have a bottle of honey and some Red Bull.
00:58:33Do you like it?
00:58:35No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike.
00:58:39Merci beaucoup.
00:58:45Oui, baby, oui.
00:58:51Voulez coucoucher avec moi, baby?
00:58:56J'ai thème.
00:58:58Voulez-vous coucoucher avec moi?
00:59:01Voulez-vous?
00:59:03Oh, yeah.
00:59:04J'ai thème, baby.
00:59:05J'ai thème.
00:59:09Freeze!
00:59:10Don't move!
00:59:13Damn!
00:59:22I'm shot.
00:59:23It's okay, it's okay.
00:59:24It's a flesh wound.
00:59:25Jump in.
00:59:26Let me help you.
00:59:27I'm okay.
00:59:28Where are you going?
00:59:30So even, huh?
00:59:31Is that it?
00:59:32I shoot your girl, you shoot my girl?
00:59:34I was trying to save your life.
00:59:36Well, you couldn't wait five minutes?
00:59:37Louis was about to make love, man.
00:59:39And you ruined it.
00:59:40They will be coming for us.
00:59:41We have to get out of here now.
00:59:43You see that?
00:59:44We have to get out of here now.
00:59:45Damn, Lee, damn you.
00:59:47Next time I'm getting my own damn room.
00:59:52C'est quoi ton problème?
00:59:53Get them out, George.
00:59:54These people are dangerous.
00:59:55They're bleeding.
00:59:56How can you bring them to our home?
00:59:58Brett, there is something you should know.
01:00:00I'm not what you think I am.
01:00:04Are you telling me you're gay?
01:00:10I'm trying to tell you.
01:00:12I'm an American spy.
01:00:14You're a spy?
01:00:16Yes, I'm working undercover with the police.
01:00:18We're about to crack a big case.
01:00:19Shut your mouth, George.
01:00:20Not another world.
01:00:22You're a stupid cab driver,
01:00:23like your father was a stupid cab driver.
01:00:25What kind of case could you crack?
01:00:27I can't talk about it.
01:00:30From this moment on,
01:00:32don't ever ask me about my business.
01:00:36Come with me, Schmuck.
01:00:37Now.
01:00:44We need to get out of the city.
01:00:46We're not going anywhere
01:00:47till you tell us exactly what's going on.
01:00:49Did you steal that list from the Triads?
01:00:51Javier, we cannot help you
01:00:52until you tell us the truth.
01:00:54Where is Shai Shen?
01:00:58It's right here.
01:01:01Holy mother of Jesus!
01:01:03She's a man.
01:01:04I went to second base with her damn Frenchman.
01:01:06It's the crime games.
01:01:08I'm broke back Carter.
01:01:10I'm not a man, it's just a wig.
01:01:12You sure about that?
01:01:13Huh?
01:01:14Lee, go over there and check the hardware.
01:01:16If she got anything in her bag bigger than a 3-iron,
01:01:18we're gonna beat his ass.
01:01:19I'm a woman, James.
01:01:20A woman who needs a way out.
01:01:22You have to help me.
01:01:23You have Shai Shen?
01:01:24No.
01:01:26I am Shai Shen.
01:01:35In ancient times,
01:01:37when the Triads would select new leaders,
01:01:39they would secretly tattoo the names onto a woman.
01:01:43A woman who could carry the list of Shai Shen
01:01:46to the 35 provinces of China.
01:01:49When her journey ended
01:01:50and the new leaders were informed,
01:01:52the woman would be beheaded and buried forever.
01:01:55No records.
01:01:56No witnesses.
01:01:57What type of tradition is that?
01:01:59Have these guys ever heard of a damn fax machine?
01:02:01Genji made me do it.
01:02:03Said it was a great honor.
01:02:04I wanted to do it for him.
01:02:06For the brotherhood.
01:02:07Then why did you send the names to her?
01:02:09Because I thought the world could protect me.
01:02:11But now I see.
01:02:13Nobody can.
01:02:14You are messed up in some weird shit, lady.
01:02:17I mean, man, whatever the hell you are.
01:02:19I'm a woman.
01:02:20And they will send an army to kill me
01:02:22to protect their way.
01:02:23You know what?
01:02:24We can't fight no army, Lee.
01:02:26Who can protect me?
01:02:27I mean, us.
01:02:29I know a place.
01:02:40I won't be here when you come out.
01:02:42I'm sorry.
01:02:43My wife says I can't be a spy
01:02:44and I have to be home for dinner.
01:02:46The truth is I'm a driver.
01:02:48Nothing more.
01:02:49This is my destiny.
01:02:52I will never know what it's like to be an American.
01:02:54Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason.
01:02:57George, it's okay.
01:03:00Thank you.
01:03:02Au revoir.
01:03:03And good luck.
01:03:04Au revoir.
01:03:15Minister Renard!
01:03:18We have it.
01:03:21The Chauchat list?
01:03:23This is incredible.
01:03:24Some people said it was a myth.
01:03:26No, it's no myth.
01:03:27I've seen it.
01:03:28Felt it.
01:03:29Kissed it.
01:03:30But I didn't French kiss it.
01:03:31You do understand how dangerous this is?
01:03:33I was going to use protection.
01:03:34Can we go to the police?
01:03:36The triads control too many of them here.
01:03:38We have to get you out of the country.
01:03:42Now, my dear,
01:03:43would you mind taking off that wig
01:03:45and showing us Chauchat?
01:03:47We never told him she was the list.
01:03:52Look at that.
01:03:54Thirteen names linked to centuries of tradition.
01:03:58The only real proof that the secret world exists.
01:04:04Charlotte Hammer!
01:04:10Jean-Pierre, get your guns.
01:04:18Attention!
01:04:20Attention!
01:04:22Hands on your head!
01:04:24I told you he was bad, didn't I tell you?
01:04:26No.
01:04:27Well, I was thinking it.
01:04:29The explosion at the embassy.
01:04:30As head of the world criminal court,
01:04:32it would make sense for me to be a target.
01:04:34Why did you come to my room?
01:04:36Jean-Pierre was going to be killed.
01:04:38Having you die in the crossfire
01:04:40would put an end to the investigation.
01:04:42Now, it will end another way.
01:04:46It's over, Renard.
01:04:48You know what it's like for old men in prison?
01:04:50They call you pops.
01:04:52They make you work in the library.
01:04:54Your best friend?
01:04:55Gonna be a mouse.
01:04:58I'm not going to prison.
01:05:01You have a phone call, Inspector.
01:05:09Hello, brother.
01:05:11I'd like to make a trade.
01:05:13Some friends of mine came across something in Los Angeles.
01:05:17Something very valuable.
01:05:21Please.
01:05:22Help me, please.
01:05:27Do we understand each other?
01:05:29What do you want?
01:05:30Shyshan.
01:05:32You and Jean-Pierre will meet me alone tonight.
01:05:35If I see your partner or any other cops,
01:05:38the girl dies.
01:05:40Where?
01:05:41Jules Verne Restaurant.
01:05:44Midnight.
01:05:45Don't be late.
01:06:16He took the girl.
01:06:17Send the elevator downstairs.
01:06:46Welcome to the party, Lee.
01:06:50Tonight, we celebrate the return of Shyshan
01:06:53and the return of my brother.
01:06:56Where's Su Yang?
01:07:16This soul has a past.
01:07:18And like ours, it has seen much pain, much blood.
01:07:25Hundreds of years ago,
01:07:27the triads would kill their enemies
01:07:29with one hundred cuts to the body.
01:07:31They would be very careful to avoid any major arteries
01:07:35so that the victim would still be alive.
01:07:38But now,
01:07:39the blood has been shed.
01:07:41They would be very careful to avoid any major arteries
01:07:44so that the victim would stay alive for as long as possible.
01:07:49You have just experienced your first cut.
01:07:53If anything happens to Su Yang...
01:07:57You could never kill me, Lee.
01:07:59We both know that.
01:08:01You know nothing about me!
01:08:03I know you have no wife,
01:08:05no children,
01:08:06no family.
01:08:07Your life ended when we were kids back in Changzhou.
01:08:16You have nothing.
01:08:17Just like me.
01:08:20I wouldn't say nothing!
01:08:26He has me.
01:08:29His brother from another mother.
01:08:38Where is she?
01:08:39Enjoying the view.
01:08:45Su Yang!
01:08:46Lee!
01:08:53Let her go.
01:08:54What the hell is wrong with you?
01:08:56Do you want to die, Kenji?
01:08:58Get her in here!
01:09:00Cut her.
01:09:01Drop the gun.
01:09:02Get her off that damn rope.
01:09:03I'm shooting you and the damn Temptations.
01:09:05Right now!
01:09:08No, Kenji!
01:09:12Lee!
01:09:13Do it!
01:09:14Put her down!
01:09:15I'm serious!
01:09:17I'm not playing!
01:09:19You ain't my damn brother!
01:09:22Kenji!
01:09:23Drop the gun.
01:09:24No!
01:09:25Drop the cutter.
01:09:27Shit.
01:09:34Tonight, I lose a brother.
01:09:38No!
01:09:44Get him, Lee!
01:09:47You better get your ass kicked, Kenji!
01:10:02Come on, kill him already!
01:10:08Lee, he might be your brother, but turn him into your sister!
01:10:28Watch out!
01:10:37Yeah!
01:10:39Bring your little ass here!
01:10:40Come here!
01:10:45Keep your head.
01:11:03Lee!
01:11:04Lee!
01:11:07Come on, Ken!
01:11:08Kenji!
01:11:36Yeah, Lee!
01:11:38No!
01:11:41Oh, shit!
01:12:08No!
01:12:33Ah, gotcha!
01:12:38Lee!
01:12:40Shit.
01:12:42Shit.
01:13:08Enough, Kenji!
01:13:11Come on!
01:13:25Come here!
01:13:38Come on!
01:13:41Come on!
01:13:52Suyeon!
01:14:06What are you waiting for?
01:14:08Do it!
01:14:12Do it!
01:14:19Do it!
01:14:22Let go, or we're both gonna die.
01:14:25No!
01:14:26I can save you!
01:14:37Goodbye, Lee.
01:14:38No, Kenji!
01:14:42No!
01:14:43No!
01:15:12I'm coming, Suyeon!
01:15:19Oh, my God!
01:15:22What the hell am I doing up here?
01:15:31Stay cool, lady.
01:15:32This doesn't have to end this way.
01:15:35Don't do it.
01:15:36Don't do it, lady.
01:15:38Don't you do it!
01:15:39Think about what you're doing.
01:15:41Please.
01:15:42Please.
01:15:44Hey, hey!
01:15:47Would you like to know a secret, cop?
01:15:49No!
01:15:53Please.
01:15:57No!
01:16:10Oh!
01:16:37Lee!
01:16:38Lee!
01:16:39You should have seen us, man.
01:16:40We were up there.
01:16:41Suyeon!
01:16:43I'm okay.
01:16:47Oh, shit!
01:16:50Call the police!
01:17:08Oh, shit!
01:17:38Oh, my God!
01:17:48Yeah!
01:17:50Whoa!
01:17:51Whoa!
01:17:54Got him!
01:18:04Lee!
01:18:05Really!
01:18:06Look at you!
01:18:07Black people don't fly!
01:18:08Give me that!
01:18:09Give me that!
01:18:10Come on, man!
01:18:11Hurry up!
01:18:14Lee!
01:18:15Get me out of here!
01:18:19Don't let go of that flag!
01:18:27Thank you, Lee.
01:18:34Hold on to the flag!
01:18:35No, Lee!
01:18:36No!
01:18:37No!
01:18:56We'll kill you!
01:18:57We'll kill you!
01:18:58I'm drowning, I'm drowning, get this thing off me, Lee!
01:19:28What?
01:19:29I'm not constipated anymore.
01:19:41Put your hands up.
01:19:43Jean-Pierre, hey man, you're the head of the world court.
01:19:46What you gonna do, shoot us down like animals?
01:19:48We're police officers.
01:19:50Yes, and you two just killed this girl, blew her brains out.
01:19:55Goddamn!
01:19:56Don't do it!
01:20:19Goddamn.
01:20:21You all right?
01:20:22Put the gun down.
01:20:24I followed you.
01:20:27Case closed.
01:20:36Good job, man.
01:20:49Hey man, you touch me again, you're gonna owe me dinner and a movie.
01:20:52Congratulations, it appears we have finally brought down the Triads.
01:20:57We?
01:20:58You didn't do shit.
01:20:59My butt still hurts.
01:21:01The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood.
01:21:05Together we can do anything.
01:21:07Anything!
01:21:09He's right, Lee, together we can do anything.
01:21:11You go this way.
01:21:12And I'll go that way.
01:21:23Absolutely.
01:21:28Yeah.
01:21:31Absolutely.
01:21:33Say it again, y'all.
01:21:40Absolutely.
01:21:41Listen to me.
01:21:45That's right, Lee.
01:21:46For the last three years I've studied the ancient teaching of booty.
01:21:50Cheese!
01:21:52Cheese?
01:21:55What?
01:21:56Freeze.
01:21:57Oh, freeze!
01:21:59As soon as she could blink, the seafood...
01:22:02The secret service.
01:22:03As soon as she could blink, the...
01:22:06Secret service.
01:22:08The...
01:22:10Secret.
01:22:11Not seafood.
01:22:12I know seafood.
01:22:13I know secret.
01:22:14Secret.
01:22:15Secret, see?
01:22:16Secret, see?
01:22:17But when everything together, it becomes seafood.
01:22:22Action!
01:22:24I'm sorry.
01:22:26Action!
01:22:28Oh shit, you alright?
01:22:29Yeah, good.
01:22:30That was my Muhammad Ali swing right there, baby.
01:22:40That would've been it.
01:22:41I'm sick of you, Kenji.
01:22:42You've been trying to kill us ever since the start of this damn movie.
01:22:47Oh!
01:22:53Action!
01:22:55Freeze!
01:22:57Action!
01:23:00You okay?
01:23:02So her eye's a little droopy now, and she's...
01:23:04So she's working for El Loco... Lero Poco.
01:23:07I'm sorry.
01:23:08It's El Pollo Loco.
01:23:09So now she works at El Lolo Poco.
01:23:12El Pollo Loco.
01:23:13El Lolo Poco.
01:23:15El Poco Loco.
01:23:16El Loco Poco.
01:23:17So she works at El Loco Poco.
01:23:19So what?
01:23:22So she works for El Lolo Poco.
01:23:25El Pollo Loco.
01:23:26No, we're gonna go past that.
01:23:29El Pollo Loco.
01:23:30Oh!
01:23:32El Pollo Loco!
01:23:42The mom's gone.
01:23:45Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
01:23:46Me?
01:23:47I like the ones with a story.
01:23:49What?
01:23:50I like the one with a locker room scene.
01:23:51What?
01:23:52I like the one with a prison scene.
01:23:53I like the one with a shower scene.
01:23:55I like the ones with a white girl.
01:23:56I'm into feet.
01:23:58I like the one with the horses.
01:24:00What's that mean?
01:24:02Why you teach me?
01:24:04I teach you a bad word?
01:24:05I like the one with hairy woman.
01:24:07What's wrong with you?
01:24:08I don't know, but Ren and Tell teach me that.
01:24:11And you are not my brother.
01:24:13I'm not your brother?
01:24:16All the stuff we've been through?
01:24:19Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?
01:24:45Oh!
01:24:46Yeah!
01:24:48Mr. International.
01:24:49The man's centerfold.
01:24:50Women loathe.
01:24:51Boys bump out the bows and the tinted robes.
01:24:54Crappiness.
01:24:55Take a stab at it.
01:24:56Don't ask if nasty's back at it.
01:24:58I don't run out of magic.
01:24:59Popular.
01:25:00Box cutter flow.
01:25:01Time is money.
01:25:02The watch costs gold.
01:25:03Shaking the dice.
01:25:04Fragrance of some beautiful ladies.
01:25:05The lights.
01:25:06The arias.
01:25:07Yeah, this is the life.
01:25:08The money.
01:25:09Hotties on each arm.
01:25:10It's on.
01:25:11I party like a rap star.
01:25:12Baby, the facts are.
01:25:13The third time's the charm.
01:25:14So meet me by the Eiffel Tower.
01:25:15Bring a bottle of Dom Dom.
01:25:16I am here.
01:25:17I am here.
01:25:18Here's the place.
01:25:19Here's the place.
01:25:20The atmosphere of espionage and expensive taste.
01:25:21Expensive taste.
01:25:22Each one that I see is an unfamiliar face.
01:25:23So I guess I'll just cut straight to the chase.
01:25:24To the chase.
01:25:25And before I could say the name of who I came to see.
01:25:26Drunk, yeah.
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01:25:28Someone's suspicion in me.
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