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00:00My Outro For My 20th Birthday
00:30My Outro For My 20th Birthday
01:00Is your brother awake?
01:01He has been up since 4 am
01:03Is he ready?
01:04He has had his breakfast and tea twice
01:07Oh God!
01:11I am wearing these glasses to show you
01:13How do I look?
01:20You look great
01:23But...
01:25But what?
01:26It's 6.15 am, don't we have to leave at 9 am?
01:30When did I say that we will leave before 9 am?
01:32We don't know the time for tea and breakfast
01:34We spend 2 to 2.5 hours
01:37Hurry up, it's 6.25 am
01:40Listen
01:42Why don't I wear these glasses and sit in the show?
01:44No, don't do that
01:46He will laugh at you
01:51I was thinking the same
01:53Ask Zulmi for tea
01:57Zulmi
01:59Tea
02:29Move the tortoise
02:46Do you know why I asked you to wear glasses in the show?
02:49Why?
02:53Have you seen her eyes?
02:55I have only seen her side pose
02:58I haven't seen her eyes
03:00I have seen her
03:04She doesn't have eyes
03:06What if she doesn't have eyes?
03:08She is like a lake
03:10She wants to drown
03:12I mean
03:14If a man sees her
03:16Then it's okay
03:19But if she sees a man, can't she be seen?
03:22Don't wear glasses in the show
03:28Yes
03:30I won't
03:32But I am discussing right now
03:36Can I say something?
03:42You are speaking English so fluently
03:48Much obliged
03:51Much obliged
03:55Thank you
04:01Move
04:21Move
04:43Hello
04:45Sir, Sultan sir is on the line
04:47Yes, talk to him
04:51Yes sir
04:53Two people from our list
04:55Will come out of the channel at 12.05
04:57Not two, three
04:59Mauzam Lachi, Iqbal Munna
05:01And Rehmatullah Bangash
05:03Let Rehmati go
05:05Bring the other two
05:07Okay sir, should I bring them to you?
05:09No, no, not to me
05:11Take them to the jail
05:13They will spend the night there
05:15Okay sir
05:17I will talk to you again at 1
05:21Okay
05:43Why are you looking at me like that?
05:45Because you are sweating
05:47He is the one who is sweating
05:49Doesn't he know how to sweat?
05:51No one sweats in the AC room
05:57Remove the perfume
06:09Good morning
06:11Saniya, have all three reached?
06:13Yes, I have spoken to both of them
06:16And the third one?
06:18He has been waiting in the guest room since 9.15
06:24Who?
06:36Okay, we will do it later
06:38Okay sir
06:40Take this
06:46Thank you
07:06Excuse me, are you on TikTok?
07:08No
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07:46I have neither called anyone from my department
07:48Nor have I invited any government official
07:50In fact, the one who is accused of hooliganism and hooliganism
07:52He is our guest today
07:54So come, let's talk to him
07:56Let's ask him
07:58What is his opinion
08:00The first guest of my show is
08:02Rehmatullah Bangush
08:04I am going to ask my show's first question
08:06To Mr. Iqbal Munna
08:08So Mr. Iqbal Munna, tell me
08:10Why do you call yourself Munna?
08:12Because of Munna bhai
08:14You know
08:16The film
08:18When I watched it
08:22I became a fan of Munna bhai
08:28Then I thought
08:30Whether I do MBBS or not
08:32I will definitely become a brother
08:36You know my friend Dilbar
08:38The one who has not come with me
08:40Yes
08:43Since then he has become a circuit
09:01But do you know
09:03Munna bhai was an influential character in MBBS
09:05He did a lot of work for people
09:09He used to suffer for people
09:11He used to suffer for people
09:13He used to love people
09:19So I do love
09:23I love a lot
09:28And I suffer a lot Mr. Sarnath
09:41Hello
09:43Are you watching the program?
09:45Yes I am
09:50Mr. Rehmati, you tell me
09:52What is the solution?
09:54How can we end
09:56The hooliganism and hooliganism from the city?
09:58Hmm
10:00I asked you Mr. Rehmati
10:02How can we end
10:04The hooliganism and hooliganism from the city?
10:07How can we end
10:09The hooliganism and hooliganism from the city?
10:11It's a good question
10:15It's a very good question
10:21Thank you but you didn't answer
10:25Hmm
10:31How much do these people earn in this country?
10:33Tax?
10:35No one pays tax
10:37No one
10:39So you collect tax from them?
10:43What?
10:45No, I have never
10:47Told you this
10:49We
10:51Do social work
10:57We serve people
10:59We help them
11:02We give them something
11:04Just like
11:08The disciples
11:10Go to the door of the priest
11:12And offer something
11:14Just like that
11:24What are your feelings?
11:28By the way
11:30If you don't like it, don't answer
11:34If I take a deep breath
11:36It doesn't mean
11:40You mean
11:44Property
11:46Cars
11:48Do you earn money?
11:50Of course
11:52You can't tell this on TV
11:54How?
12:00I have heard that
12:02Brothers feed the murderers
12:04They feed them with money
12:06And some people
12:08Keep their mouths shut
12:10Is it?
12:12Do they do this?
12:16Yes, yes
12:20What do you think about target killing?
12:24What's the story behind it?
12:26You must know about it
12:29What's the story behind it?
12:33They ruin the peace of the country
12:35These
12:37Foreign powers
12:39What are these foreign powers, Mr. Rehmati?
12:41What are these foreign powers?
12:43All the target killers
12:45Caught so far
12:47Were from this country
12:49What are these foreign powers?
12:53These foreign powers
12:55These
12:57The money they give
12:59For example
13:01The enemy country
13:03Would they want peace in Karachi
13:05And progress in Pakistan?
13:07Never
13:09Never
13:11That's why
13:13They have people in our beloved country
13:17On their orders
13:19They get dollars
13:21And then they kill us
13:25So you mean
13:27We get sold
13:29Absolutely
13:31Why do we get sold, Mr. Rehmati?
13:33What?
13:35I asked, why do we get sold?
13:37Sold
13:39By
13:41Good question
13:45Very good question
13:47Again
13:49Very good question
13:52Mr. Mazum, you tell me
13:54Do you have an answer to this?
13:56Look
13:58What answer would he have?
14:02He is a big liar
14:09If you want to ask something, ask me
14:11I can answer this
14:13Mr. Iqbal Munna, you tell me
14:17Why do foreign powers think
14:19That we get sold or can get sold?
14:21Hmm
14:23This
14:25This is our manufacturing fault
14:33The way we get sold
14:35No other country's people get sold like this
14:39That's what I asked you, why do we get sold?
14:41Greed
14:43We are very greedy
14:45Mr. Sarnath
14:48Hmm
14:50To keep our greed alive
14:52We kill our conscience
14:54We don't survive like my father
14:56Mr. Sarnath
14:58Remember the old days
15:02Anyone from outside
15:04Used to rule over us
15:06Why?
15:10Because we get sold like vegetables
15:12That's why
15:18Mr. Sarnath
15:20Can I tell you something?
15:22Real goons
15:24Make us goons
15:26And hide behind us
15:28You are right
15:30Who are the real goons?
15:32You don't know
15:36They are more dangerous
15:38Than gunmen
15:42Big goons
15:44They wear coat and tie
15:46And speak English
15:50They drink people's blood
15:52For breakfast
15:54And eat their country for dinner
15:56Yes
16:00These are the real goons
16:02The real goons
16:04You are right
16:06They run our small shops
16:08Hmm
16:39You
16:41You
16:43You
16:45You
16:47You
16:49You
16:51You
16:53You
16:55You
16:57You
16:59You
17:01You
17:03You
17:05You
17:07You
17:09Where is your father?
17:11Upstairs
17:13He used to live upstairs
17:15In his house
17:17And now
17:19He is upstairs
17:25He died at the age of 54
17:31He was a clerk in Baldia
17:33He didn't take bribes
17:37And now
17:39He is a clerk
17:41At the age of 55
17:47You mean
17:49He couldn't survive
17:51Yes
17:53We used to eat
17:55Rotis in tea
17:59And then
18:01He became a government witness
18:03In a scandal
18:06On his return
18:08An unknown person killed him
18:10Sad?
18:12No
18:14Not sad
18:16He used to say
18:20Those who live in this country
18:22Are sad
18:24So
18:26Let's
18:28Come back
18:30To the point
18:32Do you have
18:34A way
18:36To end
18:38Robbery and
18:40Brotherhood
18:42I do
18:44They support
18:46Brotherhood
18:48By taking bribes
18:51Our shop
18:53Runs
18:55Because
18:57Of the government's
18:59Brotherhood
19:17Hello
19:19Are you listening to him?
19:21Yes
19:23He has a lot to say
19:25He will
19:27At 12.15
19:31You tell me
19:33Do you have a solution?
19:35Actually
19:37He has no solution
19:39He is known as Bhattamastra
19:41That's why he was suspended
19:43He is the worst brother
19:45You don't believe
19:48Ask your elder brother
19:52Who is the elder brother?
19:54You are amazing
19:56He is the elder brother
19:58Tell me
20:08Mr. Rehmati
20:10Even in your case
20:12You get a job
20:14And get suspended
20:18Yes
20:26Look
20:28The person you are calling
20:30The elder brother
20:32Actually
20:34You should call him
20:36The head
20:38Like
20:40In the locality
20:42There is a panchayat
20:44And after that
20:46They make a respectable person
20:48Their head
20:50It used to be like this in olden times
20:52In today's time
20:54This
20:58The head is called
21:00The elder brother
21:06Look
21:08Now this
21:10Kurangi 1 and 2
21:12He was the head of 2
21:16And when I came to know
21:18That he is involved in corruption
21:20I fired him
21:24I fired him
21:28So you are
21:30The head of 2
21:32No
21:34I am not saying this
21:36This is
21:40His greatness
21:42That he considers me worthy
21:45I am not saying this
21:52What do you do?
21:54Hmm
21:58I told you before
22:00These will not be
22:02Personal questions
22:04But if you
22:06Want to ask me
22:08You can
22:15So viewers
22:17On Mr. Rehmati's answer
22:19I take your permission
22:21And I leave the decision to you
22:23What is your decision
22:25And I promise you
22:27The questions which Mr. Rehmati
22:29Did not answer
22:31I will ask them alone
22:33Till then take care
22:35See you soon
22:37Allah Hafiz
22:45How was it?
22:47Nailed it
22:49I thought the show was good
22:51I was laughing
22:53Listening to Iqbal Munna
22:55I will watch it at night
22:57Send me the link
22:59Did you ask Iqbal Munna to stay?
23:01No
23:03He is waiting in your office
23:05And he wants to meet Mr. Zainab
23:07Iqbal Munna
23:09Iqbal Munna
23:11Iqbal Munna
23:13Iqbal Munna
23:25Look ahead
23:27And drive on the right
23:29Caught the accused sir
23:31Good
23:33And Iqbal Munna
23:35Sir he is inside
23:37Then find out
23:39What is he doing inside
23:42How can we go inside?
23:44It's the general's office
23:46Ok wait
23:48I have to complete the counting
23:50Right sir
24:08Good morning
24:10I came to know
24:12That you are waiting for me in my office
24:14Is everything fine?
24:18I just wanted to ask
24:20Was my talk good?
24:22Very good
24:24Sit
24:27Sit
24:39I wanted to talk to you
24:41Hmm
24:45Sorry
24:47For what?
24:49Don't you remember?
24:51Bareilly Bazaar
24:53When you saw me for the first time
24:55You had a gun in your hand
24:57And you were walking
24:59The traffic was jammed
25:03I remember the second meeting
25:05You were breaking someone's legs
25:07In Bareilly Bazaar
25:09No no
25:11I swear to god
25:13I didn't break anyone's legs
25:17I just shot by mistake
25:19By mistake?
25:21Can I tell you something?
25:25Even I hate brothers
25:27By mistake
25:31In fact
25:33I hate every person
25:35Who tries to scare others
25:47Sorry
25:49Why sorry now?
25:52I am saying sorry
25:54For being a brother
25:58I promise
26:00If I leave today
26:04I will be Munna
26:06Not a brother
26:12What do you mean?
26:14Will you meet me next time?
26:18You will see Iqbal Munna
26:22Munna will not be seen
26:32Thank you
26:38I am requesting you
26:40One last time
26:43Forget my brotherhood
26:45Forget my brotherhood
26:51Iqbal Munna's brother
26:53Died of death
27:15Let's go
27:33I told you
27:35It's not a show
27:37It's a plan
27:39We can't run away
27:41There is no need to run
27:44Come down
27:46Put your hands up
27:50Put your hands up
27:56Report everything
27:58And the cue cards for tomorrow's show
28:02The guy with the spectacles
28:04The police will arrest him
28:06As soon as he leaves the channel
28:08What?
28:10Yes, I saw it
28:14Call him
28:16Call him
28:18Call him
28:20We will spend the night in jail
28:22Where will you spend the night in jail?
28:24What will happen in the morning?
28:26I don't know
28:44What will happen now?
28:48What will happen?
28:52She will sit and think
28:58What did Munna say while leaving?
29:04Her heart
29:06Will beat fast
29:10She will cry
29:12She will feel hungry
29:16She won't give up
29:36I am requesting you
29:38One last time
29:41Forget my brotherhood
29:43Iqbal Panna's brother
29:45Died of death
30:02Come on time
30:04I will come on time
30:06Promise
30:11I am leaving
30:13But
30:15Your attitude is not good
30:17I am telling you
30:25How many fingers are these?
30:29Sorry
30:32Sorry for what?
30:34Have you forgotten the slap last night?
30:38No
30:40No
30:54I am saying sorry for my brotherhood
30:58I promise
31:02If I leave today
31:04I will be Munna
31:07I won't be a brother
31:10I won't be a brother
31:12In your eyes
31:14I won't be a brother
31:16In your heart
31:18I won't be a brother
31:20In your life
31:24I will be Munna
31:28I will be Munna
31:33I will be Munna
31:37I will be Munna
31:40What did you say, brother, that if she misses you, she won't be able to sleep because of hunger?
31:53I said, Iqbal-Munna is just Iqbal-Munna, Mr. Zarnab. Munna is no longer a brother.
32:04Don't do it.
32:06Really, Dibbar.
32:10This is a line. It must have hit you right in the heart.
32:17And lastly, I am requesting you one last time before I leave.
32:22Forget my brotherhood. Iqbal-Munna's brother is dead from today.
32:30Iqbal-Munna's brother is dead from today.
32:34This is the thing. If you apologize to a girl, she gets angry immediately.
32:41You must have seen her like this.
32:49Yes, I swear I was looking at her like this.
32:53It's love, brother.
32:55Love.
32:58Don't do it, Dilbar.
33:01It's 100% love.
33:06That's why I sent you to your in-laws as soon as the show was over.
33:13What are you saying?
33:15Why am I so innocent? I have met her.
33:19I called her on TV and made her sit in the show.
33:21I made her say ten things.
33:23I made a DVD and gave it to the police.
33:25Now the police have evidence.
33:27I called her to the show.
33:28Don't do it, Dilbar.
33:39This is what happens when you don't listen to your heart.
33:42Brother, don't listen to your heart.
33:47He is our enemy.
33:52He will make you die like me.
33:58He will make you die.
34:00He will make you die.
34:02He will make you die.
34:04He will make you die.
34:06He will make you die.
34:08He will make you die.
34:10He will make you die.
34:12He will make you die.
34:14He will make you die.
34:16He will make you die.
34:18He will make you die.
34:20He will make you die.
34:22He will make you die.
34:24He will make you die.
34:29Hello.
34:31How are you?
34:33I am absolutely fine. I was missing you.
34:35Let it be.
34:37You didn't call me since morning.
34:39So what if I didn't call you all day?
34:42You tell me.
34:45That means I was very busy.
34:48So you didn't even watch my show.
34:50No, I watched the show.
34:52Still you didn't call me?
34:54I didn't call you because watching the show
34:55I always say the same thing.
34:57That's why I didn't call you.
35:00What do you always say?
35:03That you were looking very good.
35:06Listen.
35:08I got a message from the bank about an online transaction.
35:10You have deposited 10 lakhs in my account.
35:1210 lakhs?
35:14Look carefully. It's not 10 lakhs.
35:16It's 1 crore.
35:191 crore?
35:21Where did you get so much money from?
35:23Really?
35:25Now you will ask me this too?
35:27Of course I will ask you.
35:29Tell me, where did you get so much money from?
35:32I sold the land that was about to be planted.
35:38Hmm.
35:41Are you happy now?
35:44Yes.
35:46Okay.
35:48You watched my show completely?
35:50Yes.
35:52Did you see the boy who was wearing a pen coat?
35:55The one who was wearing glasses?
35:57Yes, Iqbal Munna.
36:00Do you know him?
36:02Yes, I know him.
36:04And I also know where he is right now.
36:06Where is he?
36:08In the lock-up.
36:10He has been arrested on my orders.
36:12Look, you do shows and talk to people, right?
36:16So we work together.
36:18I have been given the task of ending all the hooliganism and brotherhood from this city.
36:21Look, I have been given the task of ending all the hooliganism and brotherhood from this city.
36:23Look, I have been given the task of ending all the hooliganism and brotherhood from this city.
36:52Simple is heinous.
36:54The first day the friend will die,
36:56the second day the enemy will die,
36:58the third day the fight will start.
37:00The city will be ruined.
37:02The city will be ruined.
37:04But you can calculate.
37:06The loss of the economy will be two percent of ours.
37:09The loss of the economy will be two percent of ours.
37:11What happened, brother?
37:15I am missing something, Dilbar.
37:16I am missing something, Dilbar.
37:20There was something that I was hearing in my ears,
37:23but it was not reaching my memory.
37:27The day I went to give the resignation,
37:29I heard my brother calling someone heinous on the phone.
37:34You?
37:42So brother is not a good man, Dilbar.
37:47But to be honest,
37:51I am not a good man either.