When Jason finds out his marriage may be falling apart before it starts, he sets out on a journey to find out what kind of a boyfriend he's been from his ex's. HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:00It's better?
00:00:09It lacks excitement.
00:00:12You still don't like it?
00:00:15This is a big presentation.
00:00:17Maybe I've heard it too many times.
00:00:19I need the board to be 100% in.
00:00:22If they don't approve the next round of funding and next month's meeting, there won't be an
00:00:26A7.
00:00:28We can't keep flying the A6.
00:00:30You don't have to convince me.
00:00:32But if you don't convince them, two of us won't be here at the end of the year.
00:00:39We'll still be here.
00:00:44Punch it up.
00:00:54So?
00:00:58What?
00:01:01Tonight.
00:01:03I'm dinner at seven.
00:01:06Then I'm going to do it.
00:01:09Have you thought about maybe just waiting until we wrap up on this A7 deal?
00:01:16What happens if you get fired before the wedding?
00:01:21You think we won't get the deal?
00:01:24No, we will. We will. We'll get it.
00:01:27I just, I worry too much.
00:01:30Go have a fantastic night.
00:01:33And text me if you get the chance.
00:01:39You're such a great friend.
00:01:41We make a great team.
00:01:44I'll text you.
00:01:51Yeah, he'll text you.
00:01:59Melissa.
00:02:01Over the last two years, you've changed my life.
00:02:05You've made me a better man.
00:02:07And showed me what real love is.
00:02:11We've created so many lasting memories.
00:02:16From Cancun to Canada.
00:02:19I can't imagine having done it with anyone else.
00:02:22I know, we're still young.
00:02:25But if there's one thing I'm sure of,
00:02:28I love you.
00:02:40Will you make me the happiest man in the world,
00:02:43and marry me?
00:02:50No.
00:02:58Jason.
00:03:00Kyle?
00:03:02Why?
00:03:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:03:04Stop.
00:03:06It's not about Kyle.
00:03:08If you're having sex with him, it's like I'm having sex with him.
00:03:12Not exactly.
00:03:13What if you got pregnant?
00:03:15We'd be on Mari.
00:03:16Jason, you are not the father!
00:03:19Kyle and I only have anal sex.
00:03:22What?
00:03:24You told me you didn't.
00:03:26Just not with you.
00:03:30The first time you went there,
00:03:32you were touching it with your thumbs
00:03:34like it was a PlayStation button.
00:03:38Either go in or get out.
00:03:42A little navigation would have been nice.
00:03:57I'm sorry, bro.
00:04:00I didn't know you and Mel were serious.
00:04:04Maybe it's best you go and let Jason and I talk.
00:04:08Oh, yeah, no problem.
00:04:11No hard feelings, bro?
00:04:12Yes, hard feelings, bro.
00:04:16It's too bad, man.
00:04:28What was that, Mel?
00:04:33Jason, we need to talk.
00:04:39It's not you, it's me.
00:04:43So do you just have anal with him or was that just today?
00:04:47If we can't just talk, then you need to leave.
00:04:50Fine.
00:04:51Fine.
00:04:54Okay, wait.
00:04:56Let's talk.
00:04:59You should have called before you came over.
00:05:02We had dinner plans at...
00:05:06Now.
00:05:09You're right.
00:05:11I should have told you months ago.
00:05:14You've been sleeping with him for months?
00:05:16No, Kyle has just been a few times.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:23Okay, I can get past that.
00:05:28But there's been a few others.
00:05:32A few?
00:05:34Two.
00:05:36No, two is two.
00:05:39A few is two or more.
00:05:45Look, it's not about how many.
00:05:48It's about you and me.
00:05:52The last two years have been...
00:05:57What I'm trying to say is...
00:05:59Wait.
00:06:01I have something to say.
00:06:07Melissa, over the last two years, you have changed my life.
00:06:15You've made me a better man and helped focus the direction of my life.
00:06:19Jason!
00:06:23It's over.
00:06:27What?
00:06:48I don't like feelings, bro.
00:06:53Melissa.
00:07:07I never liked her.
00:07:10You're just saying that because she doesn't like you.
00:07:14She doesn't like me?
00:07:19I miss her.
00:07:25Don't be a loser.
00:07:28I need to get her back.
00:07:30You need revenge sex.
00:07:32Nothing helps a breakup better.
00:07:34It's clinically proven.
00:07:36Will you stop that? I'm not going to sleep with someone else.
00:07:39Melissa is.
00:07:41Probably right now.
00:07:45Don't you have to be somewhere?
00:08:16Do you have another brand?
00:08:18You're more than welcome to buy your own.
00:08:21I like these.
00:08:29Are you okay?
00:08:31Will you stop drinking all my beer?
00:08:34This is not a beer. It's a girl's drink.
00:08:46You're up early.
00:08:52Is this all you got?
00:08:55You're free to buy whatever cereal you want.
00:08:59Last night, I met these two girls on my last delivery.
00:09:04They invited me in, and we totally got stoned.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:11Last delivery, they invited me in, and we totally got stoned.
00:09:16I'm going back tonight. Come with me.
00:09:20I'm good.
00:09:22But you gotta get out there.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:42Hi, V.
00:09:45Hey. Are you avoiding me?
00:09:48No.
00:09:51I just... I didn't get much sleep.
00:09:58Yeah, well, you look like shit.
00:10:02Thank you.
00:10:07Thank you.
00:10:11Are you sick?
00:10:15It's a long story.
00:10:19Well, when you want something, you really commit.
00:10:24What are you gonna do now?
00:10:28I don't know.
00:10:32You're a girl. How do I get her back?
00:10:36You want her back?
00:10:39Weren't you listening?
00:10:44So you go to propose, and you catch her having sex with another guy.
00:10:51Anal. In some countries, that's not considered sex.
00:10:57Then you find out that she's been cheating on you with a whole bunch of other guys.
00:11:01Not a bunch. A few.
00:11:05Possibly more than two.
00:11:09But she said that it was over.
00:11:14Why are you focusing on all the negatives?
00:11:19How did you get this fucked up?
00:11:24I thought you were here to help.
00:11:28I am. I am.
00:11:36You know what? I think you should go take a shower.
00:11:40Because the look and the smell is a bit much.
00:11:44That's a start.
00:11:48So you're telling me, in two years,
00:11:52She never once said, don't do this.
00:11:56Or I don't like that.
00:12:00She did say that I treat her butthole like a Playstation button.
00:12:04What?
00:12:08You know, it doesn't matter.
00:12:14You know, in most relationships, a couple of months go by,
00:12:18problems arise, and you just deal with them.
00:12:22It never happened.
00:12:32How many girlfriends have you had?
00:12:36Like, real relationships, ones that have lasted longer than three months?
00:12:40Four. Or five.
00:12:44And Melissa, she's the longest.
00:12:48Four or five.
00:12:52It's a doable number.
00:12:56You know what I think you should do?
00:13:00I think you should go to them and ask them how you messed up.
00:13:04How I messed it up?
00:13:08Yeah, like, get their opinion on you and the relationship.
00:13:12Find out what happened.
00:13:16You know, like, were you bad in bed?
00:13:20Or did you have bad breath?
00:13:24What did you store in your sleeve? Was the dress funny?
00:13:28Did the parents hate you?
00:13:32Just ask them questions.
00:13:36It might give you an answer as to why Melissa dumped you.
00:13:40Why I'm a bad boyfriend.
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:48I don't see how this is helping.
00:13:52It's helping.
00:13:56Drink up.
00:14:00We are on the verge of a breakthrough.
00:14:04Oh, God.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:18Dude.
00:14:22Thank you for not coming with me.
00:14:26What happened to you?
00:14:30Major hangover.
00:14:34Anyways, last night I went back to those two girls' house.
00:14:38I was drinking. I was bored as shit. I was about to leave.
00:14:42Then they started kissing right in front of me.
00:14:46Right.
00:14:50No bullshit. Then they look at me and they go, do you want to join?
00:14:54Like, that's a question? My first three way.
00:14:58You're serious.
00:15:02Four boobs and two vaginas is a lot of responsibility.
00:15:06I'm glad it went well.
00:15:10I'm going back to sleep.
00:15:14Hey.
00:15:18I'm sorry you had to get drunk alone.
00:15:22I didn't. Veronica came over.
00:15:26We're just friends.
00:15:30Should've.
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:52I thought I might see you today.
00:15:56What happened last night?
00:16:00You don't remember?
00:16:04I thought this was a good idea.
00:16:08Check your phone. It's in notes.
00:16:12We managed to track down all of your exes. We found out where they lived.
00:16:16Where they work. You even went as far as mapping out an order.
00:16:20There should be a link at the bottom.
00:16:24I don't remember any of this.
00:16:28So you don't remember having sex with me?
00:16:34Did we?
00:16:38No.
00:16:42No, we didn't.
00:16:46This is going to take a week. Four days. You already texted Tom and got the days off.
00:16:50What?
00:16:54I'm going today?
00:16:58Why wait? Just go and talk to them and then give me a call and tell me what they said.
00:17:02You're going to need a female translator.
00:17:06This is crazy.
00:17:10No, this is necessary.
00:17:14Come on, just go home and pack. This is going to be good for you.
00:17:18And no communication with Melissa.
00:17:22No texts, no calls. Not until you get back.
00:17:26Just give her a couple of days too.
00:17:30It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why put yourself through it?
00:17:34Veronica's right. I have no idea why any of my past relationships failed.
00:17:38Everything's good, and then overnight, done.
00:17:42That's why it's dating? It's a test drive.
00:17:46Check under the hood. Take it out on a trip.
00:17:50Well, if you have all the answers, then what's my problem?
00:17:54One thing. You date out of your class.
00:17:58They're too hot for you.
00:18:02You're average. They're above average.
00:18:06On what scale?
00:18:10On every scale. You're a quantity dater. I'm a quality dater.
00:18:14My objections have been stated.
00:18:18See you in a few days.
00:18:22Can I use your apartment
00:18:26while you're gone?
00:18:30What's the matter with yours?
00:18:34I have roommates. I can't get any privacy.
00:18:38Oh, I know the feeling.
00:18:42I love to wake up in the morning
00:18:46But keep dreaming without warning
00:18:50The day is gone
00:18:54And sometimes I take a walk
00:18:58But I forget about the clock
00:19:02I can slow down
00:19:06My friends all sit and laugh
00:19:10And I just keep on laughing
00:19:14They're knocking on my door but I'm knocking them down
00:19:18They say I'm acting crazy but I just wanna lie in the sun
00:19:28Hey.
00:19:32Where are you? I'm in San Diego already.
00:19:36What's your name?
00:19:40I have a copy of your schedule. I'm here to keep you on track, remember?
00:19:44So, how'd you meet?
00:19:48After ASU, I interned in San Diego for a year. I was at the beach one day
00:19:52and I saw her walk by after surfing.
00:19:56That night, I saw her again at this gaslight bar.
00:20:00How long did you date?
00:20:04I don't date anymore.
00:20:08Okay. Well, good luck. And give me a call after, okay?
00:20:12Okay.
00:20:16My friends all sit and laugh and I just keep on laughing
00:20:20They're knocking on my door but I'm knocking them down
00:20:24They say I'm acting crazy but I just wanna lie in the sun
00:20:28Oh
00:20:32I just wanna lie in the sun
00:20:36Yeah, lie in the sun
00:20:40My friends all sit and laugh
00:20:44And I just keep on laughing
00:20:48They're knocking on my door but I'm knocking them down
00:20:52They say I'm acting crazy but I just wanna lie in the sun
00:20:56Jason?
00:21:00Nicole? Wow, how are you?
00:21:04I'm great. Still surfing, you know?
00:21:08This is so weird.
00:21:12Kinda like how we first met. Well, where you saw me and then stalked me
00:21:16to that gaslight bar. The tipsy crow.
00:21:20So, are you still living here?
00:21:24I'm in L.A. now. How about you?
00:21:28I'm still living here.
00:21:32Duh. You look fantastic.
00:21:36Thank you. Life is good.
00:21:40So, what brought you down here?
00:21:44I just went through a breakup. I went to propose and she was sleeping with my old roommate.
00:21:48Plus a few others. But not at the same time.
00:21:52I'm sorry. Probably way more info than you were looking for.
00:21:56Little.
00:22:00So, you have dinner plans tonight?
00:22:22If I'm being honest, this is my only good meal.
00:22:32If we're being honest, us seeing each other again wasn't exactly an accident.
00:22:36I know.
00:22:40How?
00:22:44I have a video doorbell. It records anyone that walks out.
00:22:48I can tell you. That was complete luck.
00:22:52Right. Like when we first met.
00:22:56I'm sure you followed me to that bar.
00:23:00A hundred percent fluke.
00:23:04A fluke?
00:23:08A perfect coincidence.
00:23:18So, why did you really come down?
00:23:22Do you mind?
00:23:42So, I don't know if you remember, but I was married.
00:23:46I should have said no, but I got so caught up in the proposal and the family.
00:23:54She did you a favor.
00:24:02When we were dating, what was it about me that made you break up?
00:24:06Be brutal. I can handle it.
00:24:10So, that's why you showed up. You're trying to figure out why she said no.
00:24:14Come on, Jason. Be honest.
00:24:22Our breakup had nothing to do with you.
00:24:26It's not me. It's you. I mean, it's not you.
00:24:30It's me.
00:24:34Usually, that's an excuse, but it was true.
00:24:38I met you right when my marriage ended.
00:24:42You were quirky and young.
00:24:46I was just flattered that I was still noticed.
00:24:50What? You were like 27
00:24:54surfer goddess and cooler than Beyonce.
00:24:58Thank you.
00:25:06But seriously, what happened?
00:25:10You broke up for months, and then you just broke it off.
00:25:14You want me to be brutal?
00:25:18Yes.
00:25:22We had just gotten back from X-Fest, and we started fooling around.
00:25:26It was a really good night.
00:25:30We were on fire.
00:25:34Your mouth was right by my ear, so I can hear you breathing.
00:25:38I love you.
00:25:42I thought you didn't, or like did and didn't want to, you know?
00:25:46Jason, I'm sorry.
00:25:50I loved feeling loved by you.
00:25:54I just knew there wasn't a future.
00:25:58Just bad timing.
00:26:08I should get going.
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:16I have something to show you.
00:26:32Remember these?
00:26:36Wow.
00:26:40I didn't come over here to do this.
00:26:44Shh. Just tonight, and then friends.
00:26:48Nod if you understand.
00:26:52Good.
00:27:06I feel bad.
00:27:10All we did was talk about me.
00:27:14How's your life?
00:27:18It's how I like it. Simple.
00:27:22Simple? Are you dating anyone?
00:27:26I like being single.
00:27:30There's a few guys that I see, but they know it's only temporary.
00:27:34Don't you think there's that one guy?
00:27:38I married him.
00:27:42I like the freedom to do what I want when I want, you know?
00:27:52Was I okay last night?
00:27:56In bed?
00:28:00You were way better than I remembered.
00:28:04You were like my sex, Yoda.
00:28:08How do you figure?
00:28:12Well, before you, I would just hop on and pound away, sort of like a fish out of water.
00:28:16But you taught me to slow down,
00:28:20to be in the moment, and make it about you more than just me.
00:28:24Sounds like me.
00:28:28I'm still a young Padawan, but I think I'm adequate.
00:28:32More than adequate.
00:28:36You're like a Jedi.
00:28:40Jedi?
00:28:44Never ever miss past the treeline
00:28:52You will find my body there
00:28:56You will find my body there
00:29:04Hey!
00:29:08You were meant to call last night.
00:29:12Sorry, it got late.
00:29:16So, what did you find out?
00:29:20I said I love you too early, it freaked her out, and that's why we split up.
00:29:24You had sex with her?
00:29:28It just happened.
00:29:32Yeah, right, what, she just tripped and fell on your dick?
00:29:36No, she was showing me this pink underwear I got her, and
00:29:40No, no, I don't want to know.
00:29:44At least it wasn't Melissa.
00:29:48I didn't even think about her until just now.
00:29:52Hold on, Benji's calling me. I'll call you later.
00:29:56What's up?
00:30:00Dude, when are you coming home?
00:30:04In a few days, why?
00:30:08I invited the three big girls over, and they're impossible to satisfy.
00:30:12They never get tired.
00:30:16What do you want me to do about it?
00:30:20I need to sleep.
00:30:24Oh shit, she's coming. I'll call you later.
00:30:28Come to the bathroom. Now.
00:30:32Okay.
00:30:50Okay.
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:24We're closed until 2pm.
00:31:28Okay, sorry.
00:31:44Hey, Jason.
00:31:48Hi.
00:31:52I'm really sorry about this.
00:31:56I was just passing by, and I wanted to see if you still worked here.
00:32:00Why?
00:32:04I was passing by, and I thought, I wonder if Madison still works there.
00:32:08So I put in a little extra effort and parked.
00:32:12Now I know.
00:32:16Do you have a few minutes so we can catch up?
00:32:20I have a lot of prep work before we open.
00:32:24Nice seeing you again.
00:32:28Hey.
00:32:32We close at 10 if you want to come back and talk.
00:32:36Awesome.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:44Hello?
00:32:48Hey!
00:32:52Hey, who is this?
00:32:56Jason.
00:33:00Jason?
00:33:04Jason?
00:33:08Jason?
00:33:12Jason.
00:33:16Jason? College Jason?
00:33:20Yep.
00:33:24Why are you calling me?
00:33:28I was in town, and I wanted to say hi.
00:33:32Jason, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for work.
00:33:36Okay, maybe later.
00:33:40Okay.
00:34:04Okay, so what's the deal? Do you need money?
00:34:08No.
00:34:12You're not dying, are you?
00:34:16I'm fine.
00:34:20Then what?
00:34:28I want to know what happened with our relationship.
00:34:32Why did we break up?
00:34:36I just don't understand why any of my past relationships failed.
00:34:40You came all the way here just to ask me that?
00:34:44You won't hurt my feelings.
00:34:52My parents hated you.
00:35:06Really? Parents love me.
00:35:10Usually more than the girl I'm dating.
00:35:14I thought they'd like you too, but you fucked it up.
00:35:18How?
00:35:22You really don't remember.
00:35:26Mini golf.
00:35:30You mean when you cheated?
00:35:34You moved the ball more than six inches. That's a penalty.
00:35:38You didn't have a roller. You guesstimated and guesstimated wrong.
00:35:42Why are you getting so mad?
00:35:46Because it was under six inches.
00:35:50So why don't your parents like me?
00:35:54The first and only time I took you to meet them, you brought it up.
00:35:58In fact, you spent the entire night talking about me cheating in mini golf.
00:36:02On and on about the six inch rule.
00:36:06So that's why we broke up?
00:36:10Yes. Mostly.
00:36:18Wow.
00:36:22I'm really sorry, Molly.
00:36:26I appreciate that.
00:36:30It's a competitive thing for my brother.
00:36:34He's the 6'5", muscular version of me.
00:36:38The only way I could ever win at anything is if he cheated and I could prove it.
00:36:42Siblings can be tough.
00:36:46But six inches is six inches, cheater.
00:36:50Sorry.
00:36:54That wasn't funny.
00:36:58How good are you at Ms. Pac-Man?
00:37:10You know, you look good.
00:37:14Thank you. You look amazing.
00:37:18Like, even better than before. Okay, no more ass kissing.
00:37:22Dating anyone?
00:37:26Sort of. It's convenient for now. I'm so busy at work.
00:37:30What do you do?
00:37:34Property management. 300 units.
00:37:38Sounds like 300 problems.
00:37:42You got it. Last year I bought my first apartment building.
00:37:46Nice.
00:37:50Six units over in Arcadia, not far from Old Town.
00:37:54We'll see.
00:37:58What are you doing tonight?
00:38:02I was thinking we could go play some mini-golf.
00:38:06You're an idiot.
00:38:10No, I'm visiting another one of my exes. I dated her before you.
00:38:14Oh, so you didn't
00:38:18come here just to see me?
00:38:22I'm doing a whole road trip thing.
00:38:26To see your exes? Yep.
00:38:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38:52Are you Jason?
00:39:12Yes. Do I know you?
00:39:16What are you doing here?
00:39:20Meeting a friend.
00:39:24I know that. Why?
00:39:28She's a friend from a few years ago.
00:39:32Hey Einstein, you've answered everything except my fucking question.
00:39:36I see you've met Angela.
00:39:40Oh, we were just getting to know each other.
00:39:44We live together.
00:39:48We didn't get that far in the conversation.
00:39:52I met Jason in high school. He was the nicest guy.
00:39:56I bet he was.
00:40:00I saw her again in college.
00:40:04My car battery died and he offered to jump me.
00:40:08I bet he did. What are we doing here?
00:40:12She's so jealous.
00:40:16I'm not here. I'm no threat.
00:40:20In fact, I'm getting married.
00:40:24Let me see a photo. What?
00:40:28If you're getting married to this girl, you have to have a few pictures of her.
00:40:46Are you satisfied? You're going to be late for work. Go.
00:40:50It was nice to meet you.
00:40:54Likewise.
00:40:58Chug your beer.
00:41:02We're done?
00:41:06I've been here all day. Let's go somewhere else.
00:41:10So how long have you been dating girls?
00:41:14Pretty much always. You're the only guy I went out with.
00:41:18No.
00:41:22Why me?
00:41:26My mom liked you.
00:41:30Remember when we went to prom?
00:41:34My mom was so happy to put up the prom pics in the living room.
00:41:38Does your mom know now?
00:41:42You only dated me to make your mom happy.
00:41:46I should know that came out wrong.
00:41:50I always liked being with you. You always were...
00:41:54real.
00:41:58To being real?
00:42:06Out of all my girlfriends, you were really my best friend.
00:42:10There was always something about us that was just so in sync.
00:42:14That's because we both like pussy.
00:42:18To pussy.
00:42:22I'll drink to that.
00:42:26And have it for dessert later too.
00:42:30So we know that you say I love you
00:42:34way too early. Correct.
00:42:38I'm a stickler for rules. Maybe a bit too much.
00:42:42And then moms like you, except when
00:42:46your obsession for rules shows its ugly face.
00:42:50And the girlfriend that I thought I was closest with was actually just a friend.
00:42:54Are you having a good time?
00:42:58It's a little outside my comfort zone.
00:43:02But I'm glad I'm doing it.
00:43:06Good.
00:43:10So, what did you do tonight?
00:43:14I went on a date.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:22Great.
00:43:26Yeah, it was okay. Do you want details?
00:43:30Nah, I'm up early tomorrow and heading back to LA.
00:43:34Kate.
00:43:38Kate.
00:43:42I'm gonna get some sleep. Hey, Jason?
00:43:46Yeah?
00:43:50I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:43:54Good night. Night.
00:44:04Oh.
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01:07:54You two deserve each other.
01:08:01Did she just insult me?
01:08:06Jason!
01:08:09Look at me!
01:08:11Who was that?
01:08:16I'm gonna go.
01:08:18I want some answers.
01:08:23Melissa, it's not you, it's me.
01:08:29Goodbye.
01:08:32You'll be back!
01:08:37Asshole.
01:08:42So you messed up.
01:08:47Call her, say you're sorry.
01:08:51I did.
01:08:54Text?
01:08:56I stopped after seven.
01:08:59Nothing?
01:09:03Go to her house, buy her flowers, and beg for forgiveness.
01:09:09No, I'll see her at work tomorrow.
01:09:14Whatever happened to those three-way girls?
01:09:19I couldn't get rid of them.
01:09:22I had to fake a penis injury.
01:09:26Then they lost all interest and left.
01:09:30I discovered I'm a one-girl guy.
01:09:34I'm sorry.
01:09:38They lost all interest and left.
01:09:42I discovered I'm a one-girl guy.
01:09:45Crazy week.
01:09:47Tomorrow is a new day.
01:09:50Things always work out the way they should.
01:10:00Diana's gonna help get the presentation finished until Veronica gets back.
01:10:04What? Where's Veronica?
01:10:07You haven't talked with her? I assume you knew before I did.
01:10:11Knew what?
01:10:13So, where are we with the changes?
01:10:16I want to score the presentation.
01:10:19Stock music sounds sort of... stock.
01:10:23Wait, when is she coming back?
01:10:27I didn't talk to her. Are you good changing the music?
01:10:30Wait, where is she?
01:10:32Jason, I had her job before she did.
01:10:35I got this.
01:10:40Where are you going?
01:10:42I'm going to get Veronica back.
01:10:44Without her, there is no presentation.
01:10:47No offense, Diana.
01:10:50Can't you just call her?
01:10:55That was a relationship reaction.
01:11:18Veronica?
01:11:20Can I explain?
01:11:24I'm sorry.
01:11:27I know it looked like I was proposing, but I wasn't going to go through with it.
01:11:34The truth is, the whole time I was gone, the only one I was thinking of was you.
01:11:45I don't know how I didn't realize this sooner, but I love you, V.
01:11:52I always have, since the first day I saw you.
01:11:57I was just scared if we got into a relationship and it didn't work out.
01:12:02No one stays friends.
01:12:06Will you give me a chance, please?
01:12:17I think he blew it.
01:12:20Who are you?
01:12:22I'm Carrie, V's sister.
01:12:26V's been talking about you for the last two years.
01:12:30To you?
01:12:31My whole freaking family knows about Jason from the party.
01:12:36What party?
01:12:38The 2018 Christmas party.
01:12:41Heard it a thousand times.
01:12:48What'd she say?
01:12:51That you and V snuck into the lounge with a bottle of Jack,
01:12:54talked so long that everyone at the party left.
01:12:57About right.
01:12:58Talked about family and kids.
01:13:02And when the time was right, you looked into her eyes and you leaned in for a kiss.
01:13:08You don't have to say it.
01:13:10And you threw up all over her and you...
01:13:15I'm bad with hard alcohol.
01:13:18Obviously.
01:13:20And what did she do?
01:13:22She took you home, got you cleaned up and put you to bed.
01:13:29You blew it.
01:13:31At least you would've with me.
01:13:35But she still loves you.
01:13:37I don't know why.
01:13:39She said that?
01:13:42She said that out loud?
01:13:44In a sentence?
01:13:46I have to be honest, I'm not that impressed.
01:13:50Where is she?
01:13:52She went on a trip with this guy Mitch.
01:13:54He's been asking her out for months.
01:14:00Where?
01:14:02I promised not to tell you.
01:14:05I need to talk with her.
01:14:08Sorry, we're family.
01:14:38Dude.
01:14:40We need to talk.
01:14:44I'm sorry how shit went down.
01:14:50I'm your boy.
01:14:52And I've had your back.
01:14:55But you smell.
01:14:57You're missing all your interviews.
01:15:00And I hear what goes on here every night.
01:15:04What?
01:15:06You want me to say it?
01:15:10You're vacuuming off loudly.
01:15:13Or crying.
01:15:15Usually both.
01:15:22It's time to take a shower.
01:15:24Call the people that for some reason keep trying to interview you.
01:15:29And get on with life.
01:15:36You're a good friend.
01:15:41Yes I am.
01:15:45This is for your own good.
01:15:49Who is it?
01:15:53Diana?
01:15:55You look horrible.
01:15:57You came over to tell me that?
01:16:00I'm VP at Pacific Aerospace now.
01:16:03I heard.
01:16:05Really.
01:16:06Because my HR guy has been trying to get you in for months.
01:16:12I was going to call him back.
01:16:14I'm taking a few months off to figure out what I want to do.
01:16:19You know, Tom still blames you for not getting the board's approval on the A7 money.
01:16:25I hope that's not why you got fired.
01:16:27No.
01:16:29I just realized that if you didn't have a penis, I wasn't getting promoted any higher.
01:16:34A lot of dick at the top.
01:16:37So, what do I have to do to get you to come work with me?
01:16:41We have better pay, better benefits.
01:16:45How do you see me fitting in?
01:16:48Before, we were always chasing number one.
01:16:52But at Pacific, we are number one.
01:16:55And I need you to keep us there.
01:16:59I always thought I wanted to be in the space program.
01:17:03And I did it.
01:17:05But I think I want to do something else now.
01:17:08I'll double what you're making.
01:17:11Yes.
01:17:13It's not about the money.
01:17:16I need to find something else.
01:17:19At least think about it.
01:17:21You know more about the space program than anyone I know.
01:17:24The world needs your talent.
01:17:26Don't just walk away.
01:17:35I'll think about it.
01:17:38Is that a maybe?
01:17:42Is that a maybe?
01:17:44It's a yes.
01:17:46It's a no.
01:17:48I spent the last week thinking through my options, and I need to make a change.
01:17:52Come on, Jason. Give us a try.
01:17:54Just tell me what you want.
01:17:56I want to be happy.
01:17:58Well, I can't help you with that.
01:18:00I respect your decision, and if you change your mind, let me know.
01:18:04I'm sorry it didn't work out.
01:18:06I... I know.
01:18:09I'm sure our paths will cross again.
01:18:12I hope so.
01:18:14Take care, Jason.
01:18:16Thanks, Diana.
01:18:46Thanks.
01:19:05Mr. Jason.
01:19:09I have a question.
01:19:12I'm sorry. Class is over.
01:19:14Oh.
01:19:16But I can stay if you need some private tutoring.
01:19:20Well, I have a question about why you became a teacher.
01:19:26Okay.
01:19:28So I looked you up online,
01:19:30and I thought it was kind of strange that you would go from a high-paying job
01:19:34to a book deal that made you even more money
01:19:38to a teacher.
01:19:40We all know that teachers don't get paid very much.
01:19:42Well, I will give you an A for research.
01:19:46I, uh...
01:19:48I saved what I earned as a flight director,
01:19:52and after a very successful book deal, thank you,
01:19:56I retired.
01:19:59Doesn't look like you retired to me.
01:20:02This?
01:20:04This is fun.
01:20:06I get to get students like you
01:20:09excited about science and space.
01:20:12And I'm working on book two.
01:20:14Well, I am a big fan of the first book.
01:20:18Where does Captain Beansprout go this time?
01:20:22I don't want to give it away.
01:20:24No.
01:20:25But where no sprout has gone before.
01:20:29I do have one complaint.
01:20:32What?
01:20:34Well...
01:20:36It just seems that Captain Beansprout must be lonely,
01:20:39up in space all alone.
01:20:43Was there ever a co-captain bean?
01:20:46Or a squash?
01:20:48Or a carrot?
01:20:51Well, there was a co-captain bean.
01:20:54But it didn't work out.
01:20:57Why not?
01:21:00The captain didn't know what he wanted until it was too late.
01:21:05She ran off with some tomato.
01:21:09Not a tomato.
01:21:16I would love to hear more about the book.
01:21:19Is there any way that I can schedule some out-of-class time?
01:21:25So how'd things go with Mitch?
01:21:29Ha!
01:21:31We dated for a few months.
01:21:33And then when he asked me to move in with him, I panicked.
01:21:38Yeah.
01:21:39Sort of like saying I love you too early.
01:21:42Right, yeah. Everything is about timing.
01:21:48I'm sorry I threw up on you at the Christmas party.
01:21:52What?
01:21:54What made you think of that?
01:21:59When I met your sister,
01:22:01she took great pleasure in reminding me.
01:22:05Yeah, she's got an evil streak.
01:22:08She does.
01:22:10It's really good to see you, though.
01:22:13You too.
01:22:16Too long.