Space Angel -Phantom Planet part 1
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00:00A man of mystery, a man of science, a galactic angel, a space angel!
00:07Space angel! He's a space angel! Space angel! He's an angel from space! Space angel!
00:20I don't take shit from no one, and neither should you!
00:25Space angel!
00:29What's with this funky planet?
00:31I don't give a shit. I think we should land.
00:34Pal, are there any signs of life?
00:36Negative. But according to the Universal Galactic Guide, it's listed as a hostile phantom planet.
00:41Oh, that sounds dangerous.
00:43Fuck it!
00:44Let's not go.
00:45We're landing.
00:47What kind of shithole planet is this?
00:49It looks scary. And spooky.
00:52Who inhabits a planet like this? And can I fuck them in the mouth?
00:56I can't go. I'm on the brag.
00:59She's been on her period forever.
01:01See you later, dickwads.
01:02How long has it been?
01:03Forever.
01:04Clean the space dishes, check. Do the space laundry, check.
01:09Ooh, I'm a space schoolboy.
01:14Okay, that's weird.
01:16Oh, this is creepy. I think we're being followed.
01:19Shut up! What the fuck is that?
01:22How dare you trespass on the planet!
01:25So, come on, baby. You want to do this or what?
01:28What exactly did you want me to do?
01:30I'm touching myself right now. I got a ghost meme pocket rocket.
01:33Aren't you, like, 12?
01:35Oh, yeah? How do you like this?
01:37Oh, my God! Let's fuck now!
01:39You stole our child!
01:41Fuck you!
01:42Oh, you think they want to rumble?
01:44I don't know.
01:45Woman, we need to be picked up right away.
01:48Oh, jeez. We're fucked.
01:50What?