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00:00Friendship, dosti, yaari yeh ek aisi bimaari hai jo lage to maza aur na lage to saza.
00:18Pehli kasam, jangda fasaad mein nahi padoge.
00:22Doosri kasam, cigarette, saraab, nasa bhaji se door raoge.
00:25Teesri kasam, ladkiyon ko choona to door, unke paas se gujri hawa ko bhi nahi chooge.
00:30Gaon mein insaan the.
00:32Tala shahar aake, kutta ban gaye hain.
00:35Pheri se khushu.
00:40Civil ke tayaari shuru kar do ke?
00:41Abhi se khushish karoge to kuch na kuch hasil kar loge.
00:44Main pehle apni zindagi ke na, tare sukh bhog lo.
00:46Phir kal dena sanyas.
00:47Kisi ka boyfriend banna hai na, toh thoda kaam karo bhutya.
00:51Gandha utha kar chalo, like a man.
00:54Aur sabse important baat, aankhon mein aankhein daal ke baat kiya tha.
01:02Bahut badhi hain, yeh tumhari chhatr chaya mein chhoda tha, toh pant shirt wala bahuwa tha yeh.
01:06Aaj suit pahenke, babu ji bane chum raha hai.
01:10Yeh dekho, yeh hai chaar dukaar.
01:13Kya khaana hai yaha pe?
01:14Sajat, stop it. Ritesh mein boyfriend nahi hai.
01:16Humme laga, tumhe yeh se pasand hai na.
01:18Intimate hona, hug karna, kiss karna.
01:21Sajat, tum limit cross kar rahe ho.
01:22Toh chhoot kyun bola?
01:24Sach bolti na?
01:25Tum jaise sochha hai ladki ko, main apna boyfriend toh kya.
01:30Driver bhi na banao.
01:32Bloody behaati.
01:34Bloody behaati.
01:44Matha thalka, sari yeh gharocha.
01:46Phir honne yeh baith ke socha.
01:48Kya yeh bhala hai, ya yeh bula hai?
01:50Kya yeh bhala hai?
01:51Lip ka locha.
01:53Lip ka locha.
01:56Lip ka locha.
01:58Kya hai dhandi hawa ka jhoka?
02:00Ya phir hai koi kard anoka?
02:02Ya phir ishq ka likha jhoka?
02:04Khud ko kitna roka?
02:06Tuka maara bana hua ladki ki dhoka.
02:08Lekin dil dekh ke mauka lapak ke uska daal toh locha.
02:11Pyaar hai, ya kin ka locha.
02:15Pyaar hai, ya kin ka locha.
02:18Kalam, Aishwarya aur gyaan baazi ka time gaya.
02:21Humme nahi karna hai uss halki se patch up.
02:25Aur tum log bhi chun lo.
02:26Uss bepefaas se dosti rakhni hai
02:28Ya phir humare saath wafadaari nibhaani hai.
02:30Main yaar tum phir pathaan laga hai bewafai ki bean.
02:33Humke nahi tumhari dosti ka diyawa affidavit nahi chahiye.
02:35Samjhe?
02:37Chalo ek compromise karte hain.
02:38Na hum tumhe bolenge Prerna se patch up karne ke liye.
02:40Na hi tum hume bologe usse dosti todne ke liye.
02:43Samjhe?
02:45Accha.
02:47Hum toh gaye the tum log ke saath Mahila College diwaar faan ke.
02:50Aur tum log humare liye uss lalki ke saath dosti bhi nahi tod sakte.
02:54Aristotle ne kaha hai ki
02:56Kuch bhi karne ke liye na
02:59In saath me se koi ek karan hota hai.
03:02Kuch kaam hum se kismat karwati hai.
03:05Aur kuch kaam aadat.
03:08Aur kuch kaam hum chahat ke chalte huye karte hai.
03:11Aur kuch kudrat karwati hai.
03:14Kuch kaam tark bhi tark mein hote hai.
03:17Baaki ka jo kaam hai na
03:19Wo junoon karwata hai.
03:20Toh Rajat bhai aap mujhe yeh bataye ki
03:23Yeh jo dosti todwane wala kaam hai na
03:26Yeh mohabbat ki junoon mein hai ya
03:30Nafrat ki junoon mein?
03:36Haan hai junoon.
03:38Badle ka.
03:39Hamara dil toota hai.
03:42Guru
03:44Yeh jo campus hai na
03:47Iss campus mein roj
03:50Dhero dil toota hai.
03:53Ab yeh socho
03:54Kitne college hain iss duniya mein
03:57Kitne Rajat hain
03:59Un collegeon mein padhne wale
04:01Aur kitne dil toota hai.
04:05Sab agar
04:06Nafrat ki junoon mein jalne lagey na
04:09Toh yeh duniya puri jal jalegi.
04:18Koi nahi.
04:19Moj kar.
04:20Dekho
04:22Kuch baate tumne usko bari buri sunayi
04:25Badle mein wo tumhe chaar baate suna ke chalegi
04:28Barabar ho gaya yaar
04:30Chhodo na aage badho
04:32Ladhai jagda maaf karo
04:34Press malai chaat ke saap karo
04:36Hum bill deke aate hain
04:37Toh hum deke aate hain
04:38Haan?
04:40Dil tootne ki treat de rahe hai?
04:42Yeh bhagwan
04:44Humayun dost ka rosh dil judhbao
04:46Rosh judhbao
04:47Rosh judhbao
04:53Rajat bhai
04:54Be sort
04:56Neel dada
04:58Aaj yeh khilaha rahe hain humko
04:59Ek coke aur karte hain yaar
05:07Hardik! Hardik! Hardik!
05:10Hardik baute hain
05:11Hardik! Hardik! Hardik!
05:13Hardik!
05:30Yeh itna gupta bewafaah hain
05:32Aapka lapak ke uska daal takoo chaar
05:34Pyaar hai yaar kil ka locha
05:37Pyaar hai yaar kil ka locha
05:42Yahaan cold kyu bana rakha hai
05:43Leke chalo ise den ke office
05:45Aur yeh bewafa note
05:46Oh hello little red riding hood
05:48Chukal batti na jalao
05:50Aapas mein wala matter
05:51Aapas mein suljha lenge
05:53Suljhaana kya hai isme?
05:54Yaar toh yeh predna se maafi maange
05:56Yaar phir call isse rusticate hoga
05:58Rusticate toh hoga yeh
05:59Kaam toh bese jail jaane wala kiya hai isne
06:01Aabe ho angrezi hippo
06:03Lucknow mein na
06:04Pachaso Prerna Gupta
06:06Common name I don't mind
06:08Kya proof hai ki yeh note Rajat nahi likhi hai
06:10Aur kisi aurne nahi
06:11Kisi aurne nahi
06:14Humne hi likha hai
06:16Prerna Gupta bewafa hai
06:27Sorry bologe?
06:29Yeh rusticate hona hai
06:31Rusticate kya
06:33Tum hume jail karwa do
06:34Lekin sorry toh nahi bolenge
06:36Humara irada toh nahi tha
06:37Note baatne ka
06:38Agar ab jab note baat chuki hai na
06:40Nahi hum sorry feel kar rahe hain
06:42Aur nahi sorry bolenge
06:44Kyuki humne jo likha hai na
06:45Sachh likha hai
06:47Rajat are you serious?
06:49Paagal ho gaye ho kya tum?
06:50Haan
06:52Ho gaye hain hum paagal
06:54Aur abhi toh sirf note pe likha hai
06:56Agar main chahata na
06:57Toh har ek gali
06:58Har ek road
06:59College ki har diwaar pe
07:01Likha deta ki
07:02Prerna Gupta suputri Harina Malwai
07:05Bewafa hai
07:09Agar nahi ho bewafa
07:10Toh khao kasam apne baap ki
07:11Ki tumhe humne dhokha nahi diya
07:13Khao kasam apne baap ki
07:15Ki tum iske saath ghoomne nahi gayi thi
07:17Khao kasam ki tumhare yaha
07:19Dhero chakkar nahi chal rahe hain
07:21Khao kasam
07:23Khao
07:31Kab se chal rahi tumhari
07:32Aur yeh Ritesh ki dating
07:39Kya bol rahe hain aap
07:41Nahi toh kah rahe hain
07:42Humko toh lagta hai ki
07:43Ritesh se thoda zyada hi
07:44Pyaar karte ho tum
07:46Isliye Prerna ki baato zyada
07:47Uski baato bhi yakheen hai tumhe
07:50Badki pyaar se baat karegi
07:52Hum bhi pyaar se baat karegi
07:55God karegi
07:57Haan
07:58God karegi
08:00Hum badla lenge
08:03Yeh pyaar nahi hai
08:05Transaction se
08:06Emotion ka
08:08Vishwas ki matti pe
08:09Pyaar ka pauda khilta hai
08:11Samjhe
08:12Kaise vishwas karein uspe
08:15Jo jhoot bole, dhokha de
08:16Rajat humne jhoot nahi bola
08:19Nani ko phone karke pooch lo
08:20Unhi ke saath the hum
08:23Ritesh waha aag gaya
08:24Doston ko leke
08:25Zid karne laga ke
08:26Basuri ghumao
08:27Bas 2-4 ghante ke liye
08:28Unhi ke saath the hum
08:30Pata nahi haan
08:31Ke usne kya bol diya
08:32Pehle kya hi nahi bataya
08:33Poocha tumne
08:35Bas mazmi assume karke
08:36Baith gaye
08:37Chagra karne lage
08:55Ek baat kaha hai
08:57Valentine party wali raat yaad hai tumko
09:01Tum aur Chhaya dono
09:03Chhat to baat kar rahe cha
09:04Akele
09:07Tum dono ko itna kareeb dekh ke
09:10Hum bhi toh koi mukhalta paal sakti the na
09:12Ke tum aur Chhaya milke
09:13Humme dhokha de rahe
09:17Lekin ek minute ke liye bhi
09:18Aisa khayal bhi nahi aaya
09:19Humare dil kyon
09:23Lekin bharosa karte hain
09:24Lekin bharosa karte hain
09:26Tum pe aur Chhaya pe
09:36Tum ekar prerna pe bharosa nahi hain
09:39Yeh pyaar mohabbat ke serious matter mein mat pado
09:43Chhod do
09:54Chhod do
10:02Chhod do
10:24Chhod do
10:38Chhod do
10:50Kyun aaye humein paap se
10:51Tractor le suda
10:56Larka bhi ghumaati hu
11:00Time pass karte hu
11:04Suda mujhe chhudi
11:07Bahut ki chhuda lag jaati
11:09Naravindan
11:11Damaan
11:14Aapke bhi bhi dosti tumne
11:16Waha
11:17Dosti ke haq salat hain
11:19Dosti ke haq salat hain
11:23Itni kyunki tum trippa nahi aaya
11:40I love you
11:43Isliye
11:49Isliye
11:50Isliye
12:17Nihi kanyon waha
12:20Woh raha sala
12:22Saare fasaab ki jadh yahi hai
12:24Pagad saale ko pagad
12:27Aabe soor prasad rukh
12:29Saale masoori jayega tu haan
12:31Sandwich khilayega
12:36Kaha jaoge bhaiya
12:38Kaha jaoge
12:40Pagad isko
12:47Aabe tumhaaye appa
12:48Tumhaaye jeevan jeevan karaya hai ki nahi
12:50Aap log jaante nahi hu mai
12:51Paon hu hain
12:52Aabe timer set kar rahe hain
12:53Jitne minute daudh bhaoge
12:54Usna hi kanthap khaoge
12:58Aate yaar
12:59Kaha baag raha hai nughayi
13:00Rukh to ja
13:01Aabe rukh ja
13:02Kanthap mein discount detenge
13:05Yeh kya ho raha hain
13:06Aabe sir Nukkad Naidu ki practice chal rahi hain
13:07Aake bolte hain sorry
13:08Aabe nughayi kaha jaayega
13:09Bhaagte nahi
13:13Zindabad
13:14Zindabad
13:15Zindabad
13:16Zindabad
13:17Zindabad
13:18Zindabad
13:19Zindabad
13:20Zindabad
13:21Zindabad
13:22Zindabad
13:23Yeh log raha hai
13:24Gang bana ke maarne aa rahe hain
13:26Kaha bhaiya
13:27Amar Akbar Anthony
13:29Pata nahi hai ki
13:30College mein Kohram machane ke license ke liye
13:33Chunaab ladna padhta hai
13:35Dekho be
13:36Yeh suwar ke bachche ne na
13:37Humayi doston ke beech mein
13:38Misunderstanding create ki hai
13:39Yis gende ko to hum pel ki hi rahenge
13:42Tum bhi sullon
13:43Manoj Awasthi
13:44Agar humayi beech mein aa gaye na
13:45Toh amma kasam
13:46Tumhai bhi langka laga denge
13:49Yeh
13:50Shaan
13:51Kahe daabar man jaise burra aa rahe ho be
13:54Hum baat kar rahe hain na
13:56Jab tak shoo nahi bolenge
13:58Koi nahi kaatega
14:00Dekho beta
14:01Baat yeh hai ki
14:02Inki pitaji bahot bade wakil hain
14:05Aur unhone hume kai baar bachaya hai
14:07Toh iski raksha karna
14:08Humara niji matter
14:09Aaj isko bacha bhi loge na
14:10Toh kal toh saale ko
14:11Kootenge hi kootenge
14:13Toh phir aaj ka hi program bana lete hain
14:15Aaj miltein 6 baje shaam ko
14:16TT ground pe
14:18Leha na apni paltan
14:19Hum bhi aayenge apni sinha leke
14:21Ek baar baarish khatam ho jaye
14:23Phir miltein
14:24Phir hoga yodh
14:26Theek hai?
14:27Theek hai
14:28Phir aaj shaam 6 baje
14:30TT ground
14:32Chal bhai
14:34Aay chal
14:36Bebe
14:41Kahe yeh bayana gaya hain
14:43Aapas kada hai ek baat hai
14:45Lekin ab yeh lenge ke kya surat thi
14:47Hum yahan thodi na organise warfare karne aaya hain
14:48Padne aaya hain yahan
14:49Toh?
14:50CR nomdi banne aayo hain?
14:52Aur agar woh laayenge lakad baggo ki paltan
14:53Toh hum bhi laayenge bediyon ka jhund
14:56Tumhi maadna chahate the na Ritesh ko
14:57Toh saala woh Ritesh jhud bolke
14:58Tumhain aur Prerna ke bheer mein
14:59Dikkat hai ghari kar raha hai
15:00Lalai kar waha raha hai
15:01Aur tumhain koi action bhi nahi loge hain
15:03Kya action le?
15:04Kya action le?
15:05Gaon phone karke yathat bula hain?
15:06Kya phir akhara mein jaye kar
15:07Pehlewal ko doodh ki rishu adte hain
15:08Batao kya karein hum?
15:10Pehlewal?
15:15Jaa kaha rahe hain?
15:16Yeh batao na hume
15:17Jo ek insaan humari madad kar sakta hai na
15:18Uske paas
15:20Peepullah bhai ke paas
15:22Unka naam pe hostel ka naam padha hai?
15:24Abe nahi
15:25Hostel ka naam
15:26Unke naam pe padha hai
15:28Chalo
15:29Sar bachao
15:30Baso
15:31Pata hai college khatam hone ke baad bhi
15:32Woh yahan se nikla hi nahi
15:34Lekin ishq mukamal nahi hua unka
15:35Apni premika ke yaad mein
15:37Apni mazaar yahi bana ke baith gaye
15:38Thandi
15:39Yeh sala premiyon ki taptak madad karenge
15:41Jab tak sara poora punya nichungon nahi lete unke andar se
15:46Kehte hain
15:47Ab to hamara yahan se janaja hi niklega
15:50Taise aadmi sant hai
15:51Dean, professor, staff
15:53Sab ijjat karta hain unki
15:55God
15:56Ijjat karte hain
15:57Tarte hain unke yeh
15:59Bhai
16:00Tumma dar ho yaar
16:01Yaar tu chal
16:02Pak
16:05Tumma dar ho yaar
16:08Pak
16:29Bhai jaan
16:30Aap ke liye wo biryani laaye the
16:32It would have been great if I could get some help from you, right?
16:37Hey!
16:38Brother has stopped creating a ruckus.
16:40Got it?
16:41Now go!
16:42Go somewhere else.
16:43Brother, the matter is serious.
16:45And we are weak.
16:46And the biryani is for Munna.
16:49Hey!
16:50Shut up!
16:51You should have thought about this before creating a ruckus.
16:53Your Stacy is also weak.
16:54Get lost!
16:55I suggest you all should give him a taste of his own medicine.
17:02Hey!
17:03You fool!
17:04If you dare to hit him, I will shoot you from Charbar to Chinnahut.
17:08Hey!
17:18He is not hitting him.
17:19He is just teasing him.
17:21He is just teasing him in the court.
17:25Brother, you know that goats are not sacrificed on Eid as much as true lovers are.
17:32You must not know how many true lovers are there in this city.
17:35Their love is still incomplete.
17:38That's why we brought a true lover to meet another true lover.
17:47So that you can understand their pain.
17:49My brother, stop our son's true love from being incomplete.
17:54My brother, stop our son's true love from being incomplete.
17:56My brother, stop our son's true love from being incomplete.
18:21You look like a true lover with your eyes.
18:26I don't look like one.
18:27I am a true lover.
18:29Try me.
18:35My heart and court are always open for true lovers.
18:51True love
18:52True love
18:56is only done by God.
19:01Whenever you want, wherever you want,
19:04Habibullah will run with one leg for you.
19:13Brother, biryani.
19:23Habibullah
19:32It's almost 6 o'clock.
19:33Why is Habibullah not answering his phone?
19:49Hello, Habibullah.
19:50Tell me one thing.
19:52Why did you eat a frog instead of eating a goat's biryani?
19:56It's already Sunday.
19:58It's going to be the third time.
20:01Have an Orflox pill and come.
20:03The program is about to start.
20:07If you don't make it through today's program,
20:12then we will perform your ritual tomorrow.
20:16I swear on God.
20:20I swear on God.
20:44Are you three idiots?
20:46For you,
20:48we three idiots are enough.
20:50If the three of us beat you up,
20:54then your entire college will be ruined.
20:57So wait for a while.
20:59Our turn will come.
21:01By the way,
21:03are you in a hurry?
21:04What else?
21:06It's been so many days since I broke someone's bones.
21:09I got this opportunity today.
21:11I won't leave it.
21:13Son, you won't get more time.
21:15We will count till 20.
21:17After that, the match will start.
21:19Brother,
21:21I think it's better to run.
21:23Okay?
21:24We will run on the count of three.
21:27One.
21:29Two.
21:31Where are you running?
21:32You can't run.
21:46One.
21:51Rascal.
21:53I don't know how big your inspiration is.
21:55Got it?
21:56We are walking with you to burn this.
21:58And you made a girl out of us.
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24:11Breaking the wall is our reaction.
24:13Now, this reaction of ours will be followed by a strong action.
24:42If you don't remember, I will remind you.
24:45You are in jail.
24:46What have you thought?
24:47Will you keep wasting money like this?
24:49Or do you have any aim, any plan for the future?
24:52Bro, our life started from PCM in school.
24:56Even after coming to college, PCM is getting worse in our life.
25:01Practical, casual, materialist.
25:11But what is that life where there are no problems?
25:15What have I done that you think I am a liar?
25:19Look, if you have any problem, tell us.
25:22We will solve it.
25:24What is that friendship where there are no problems?
25:27And what is that love where there is no restlessness every hour?
25:32Is it love or chemical addiction?
25:35Is it love or chemical addiction?
25:37What?
25:38I taught you to talk by looking into each other's eyes.
25:41You have learnt to talk by showing your eyes.
25:43We don't know whether we will live up to your expectations or not.
25:48Whether we will be able to fulfill your dream or not.
25:50But one day, we will definitely mention your name.
25:54You will be proud of us.
26:07You will be proud of us.
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