The 4 30 Trailer

The 4 30 Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00You

00:07She is unlike any nun you've ever met and she's got a secret

00:12How come the nuns were never secret hookers when we were in school? Let's see what's under that wig

00:20Say a prayer for sister sugar walls. Well, we're definitely seeing that

00:31May 25th

00:331986 today is a big day

00:35Last summer. I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnegat the raddest woman I ever met

00:40But this morning I invited her to the movies and she said, okay

00:44Hold on one second

00:52I'll see you at the 430 movie Melody Barnegat. I'll see you at the 430 movie

00:57I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year. We made out in her pool last summer one time with your shirt on

01:03And you wonder why you don't get light. I don't get late cuz I'm Catholic

01:14We'll save seats you get snacks you can't give them cut seas when they go back

01:17I'll tell my dad don't care what you tell your dad a little kid. Dad. He showed me his privates

01:23Little kid dad, he showed me his privates. He did what?

01:33Not today so much drama, I thought we're supposed to be seeing a comedy

01:43Damn hell, what about me?

01:45Jesus Christ

01:47Most people come to movies to escape their lives, but people like you come here because movies make life make sense

01:53You're the coolest girl I ever met and all I want to do is watch movies with you. Is that so mom?

01:58What the hell are you doing sneaking into R-rated movies? You're in trouble missy. I'm terrified by what's about to happen

02:04What do you want to do have sex and get pregnant?

02:07That'll show her

02:09That's what you need

02:11You

02:13Remember Rocky for it when he's like punched him so hard

02:17Hammer that it's a climax

02:20He climax