The staff are offered a room in the basement that they can turn into a social club. Young Mr Grace says he will spend up to £300 on decorating it, but when the decorators give their estimate as £500, the staff offer to do the job themselves and pocket £50 each. However, the job soon proves more difficult than they first thought.
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00:00["Round 4 Perfumery, Stationery and Leather Goods"]
00:30I'm going to the ladies' department.
00:32Oh, I'll come with you.
00:33No, darling, no.
00:34You go over there.
00:36Choose some material.
00:37Have a coat made for little Roger,
00:38because Roger feels the cold, don't you, Roger?
00:41Because you're a shivering, wavy little Tommy worm.
00:44Well, where shall I meet you?
00:45I'll come back for you.
00:47Where?
00:48There.
00:49Oh, do concentrate.
00:50You're so vague.
00:51Oh, yes, of course.
00:54Are you being served, sir?
00:55No.
00:56Are you an assistant?
00:58No.
01:00Actually, I'm in charge of the floor.
01:02Oh.
01:04Well, I must say, it looks very nice.
01:07Perhaps I should rephrase that.
01:09I'm the floor walker.
01:10Oh, Jesus.
01:11It's my job to help you find what you're looking for.
01:13Well, I'm looking for a maid to measure coat.
01:15Ah, in that case, you'll require the services of our Mr. Tebbs.
01:18Are you free, Mr. Tebbs?
01:19Not at the moment, Captain Peacock.
01:21I must re-nap this.
01:22How bad.
01:23Well, in that case, I'm sure our Mr. Humphreys can help you.
01:26Mr. Humphreys?
01:27I'm free.
01:29Come here, please.
01:30Good morning, sir.
01:31Good morning.
01:31The customer would like a coat made to measure.
01:34He'll no doubt wish to see some materials.
01:36Would you show him a length or two?
01:37Well, I'm sure Mr. Lucas and I can find something between us.
01:40Would you walk this way, sir?
01:42Are you free, Mr. Lucas?
01:45You just seem to have caught me in the middle of nothing.
01:48In that case, forward with the swatches.
01:49Swatches coming up, Mr. Humphreys.
01:54This one is a scotch swatch.
01:57This is top-quality worsted.
01:58We call this the top-notch swatch.
02:00In fact, we have a whole lot of top-notch swatches.
02:02Now, sir, what about this?
02:03This is pure Irish tweed.
02:05This material is actually washed in the waters of the Liffey.
02:08Isn't that so, Mr. Lucas?
02:09Oh, yes, Mr. Humphreys.
02:10In fact, when it first arrived, it would still smell the Guinness.
02:13See how well it goes with sir's complexion.
02:15Oh, it's not for me.
02:17Oh, no.
02:17No, it's for my friend, Roger.
02:19Oh, yes.
02:22No, that wouldn't go with his eyes at all.
02:26What colour eyes has he got?
02:28Well, they're very deep brown, and they're big, round, and soulful.
02:35Well, you wouldn't want rubbish like that, would you?
02:37How about black velvet?
02:39Yes, sir, I quite like it.
02:41But, well, for rolling about on the carpet, it does pick up the bits.
02:46What are you thinking of, Mr. Lucas?
02:49Oh, that's rather fun.
02:51Don't you think it would be too bold for the trousers?
02:54Oh, he doesn't wear trousers.
02:58Just short, plastic leggings when it's wet.
03:03All the people in the village know him.
03:06I'm not surprised, either, Mr. Humphreys.
03:09You see, he's unbelievably intelligent.
03:10He knows just what you want.
03:12He sounds quite a character.
03:14Oh, he is.
03:16Do you know, many of the time I've woken up in the morning,
03:18and there he is, in the bed, with a ball between his teeth.
03:23Weapons, too, Mrs. Potter.
03:25Did you choose anything?
03:26Oh, yes, this will do fine.
03:28Would you care to measure, little Roger?
03:33I'm just going for a lie down. Take a look.
03:39There we are, madam. Thank you so much for your custom.
03:42And if the tea cup isn't comfy, do bring it back.
03:46We'll see what we can do with the hat stretcher.
03:50Where was I?
03:51You just arrived at the doctor's.
03:53Oh, yes, anyway.
03:54The nurse said I'd have to see the locum.
03:57Well, when you've sat in the waiting room for an hour,
03:59read all the papers,
04:01and found out that Italy's just invaded Poland,
04:03you don't care who you see.
04:06Well, by this time, it was half past eight, and I was fed up.
04:09So I went straight in.
04:11I stripped off, and I lay on the couch.
04:14Well, I hadn't been there a minute
04:16when this very young man in a white coat came in.
04:21And he sort of ignored me, you know.
04:25So I said, come on, I said, I haven't got all night.
04:28Examine me.
04:29And did he?
04:30He did.
04:32He blew on his hands, and he gave me a right going over.
04:38Top to toe.
04:40Well, I said, what's the verdict?
04:42Is it me kidneys?
04:44Was it your kidneys?
04:45I never found out.
04:47His foreman came in and told him to get back to his painting.
04:51Round and round the world, I'm looking for the sunshine.
04:55Here you are, Mr. Socombe.
04:57Mr. Harmon, the store is open.
04:59Stockroom staff are supposed to deliver goods
05:02before nine or after five.
05:05Captain Peacock, this very expensive model
05:08has just arrived direct from the factory.
05:10Mr. Brumgold has asked me to bring it up here tootsweet.
05:13Now, if this was Star Trek, I would put it
05:16on the transporter beam in the cellar.
05:18It would dissolve in a lot of light and reappear up here.
05:21Unfortunately, Grace Brothers is only
05:23sufficiently scientifically advanced
05:25for me to use a barrow.
05:27Shall I take it down again?
05:28No.
05:29Just leave it there and take yourself down.
05:32When we take over, you'll be the first to go.
05:33You know that, don't you?
05:36And what's this, Mr. Harmon?
05:37This is a new point of sale model for the flexi bra.
05:41No matter how wayward your figure,
05:43flexi bra will cling to it and control it like a second skin.
05:47Shall I demonstrate?
05:48Oh, very well, Mr. Harmon.
05:49Gather round, everybody.
05:50The flexi bra model has arrived.
05:52Ah.
05:53Ah.
05:54Ah.
05:55Ah.
05:56Ah.
05:57Ah.
05:58Ah.
05:58Ah.
05:59Ah.
06:00Ah.
06:01Ah.
06:02Ah.
06:02Ah.
06:03Ah.
06:04Ah.
06:05Ah.
06:06Captain Peacock, I don't think there'll be much call
06:09for that at Grace Brothers.
06:11Oh, I don't know.
06:12I could have done with one of them last night at the disco.
06:16Well, I've come across a few in me travels,
06:17but it's the first time I've seen them take evasive action.
06:23I think that Mr. Harmon should take it back
06:25to where from whence it came from.
06:28Yes, madam.
06:29If Mr. Rumbold wishes us to sell the garment,
06:31then I think we must try it out.
06:34Ah, excuse me, madam.
06:35I wonder if we could interest you in the new flexi bra.
06:39However wayward your figure, the flexi bra
06:41will cling to it and control it.
06:46I know all about them, thank you.
06:48In fact, I wear one.
06:57And I have the matching pants.
06:59Now, you understand how this works, Mr. Grace.
07:02It's like your pacemaker.
07:04Every time you feel any stress, this little light
07:07will flash, like this.
07:08And you know what to do then.
07:12Yes, I know.
07:13When I start flashing, I'll call for you.
07:17That's right.
07:18Now, Mr. Rumbold, if you don't mind,
07:20I'd like to ask you a few questions.
07:22Yes, ma'am.
07:23What do you want to know?
07:24I want to know what you're wearing.
07:27That's right.
07:29Now, this is the battery for the spare charger,
07:31and it plugs in here.
07:38Will there be anything else, Mr. Grace?
07:40No.
07:41Send my secretary in.
07:46Mr. Rumbold?
07:47No, this is Mr. Grace.
07:48You've got the wrong number.
07:49Mr. Grace, this is Mr. Rumbold.
07:52Ah, yes, sir.
07:53Oh, I'm glad you called.
07:54Somebody's trying to get hold of you.
07:56I've got to hang up.
08:03Mr. Grace, this is me, Mr. Rumbold.
08:05It was me the first time.
08:07Well, why didn't you say so?
08:09Say what?
08:11It's about the social club, sir.
08:13I've spoken to my department, and they've
08:15said that you're a social club.
08:17I've spoken to my department.
08:19They're all jolly keen on the idea,
08:20and they all want to join.
08:22Ah, yes.
08:22Well, my secretary's got the details.
08:25She's doing a bit of filing at the moment.
08:29I'll get her to get them.
08:30Miss Bakewell?
08:32No, no, no, not this one.
08:36I want the details of the club.
08:40Here we are, sir.
08:43Ah, yes.
08:44Yes, you can have room five.
08:46Oh, thank you very much, sir.
08:48May I say we're all very thrilled.
08:52Yes.
08:53Woo!
08:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:04I cannot agree.
09:05I think we all see enough of each other during the day
09:07without meeting again after hours.
09:13I hope they're not going to serve food down there.
09:16They'll probably have one of those new microwave ovens.
09:18You know, roast beef, Yorkshire pud, boiled potatoes and peas, two minutes flat.
09:22Uneatable.
09:23We had a club down in the basement when I was a junior at Derry and Tom's.
09:29I only went once.
09:31Was it after it was bombed by the Zeppelins?
09:35Ignore him.
09:36He only sold four pair of Y-France this morning and he's very bitter.
09:42Where was I?
09:43At Derry and Tom's.
09:45In the club.
09:47Mr. Lucas, you continue to be disrespectful to Mrs. Slocum.
09:51You will be sent away from this table and never allowed to eat here again.
09:54You will be blackballed.
09:57Not that as well.
10:00You were telling us about your club, Mrs. Slocum.
10:02Thank you, Captain Peacock.
10:04As I was saying, I only went once.
10:07It was full of men smoking pipes and swilling beer.
10:11I think we should give it a try.
10:14But what are we going to do in this club, anyway?
10:17Well, there's usually ping-pong.
10:19Even in the desert, we had ping-pong.
10:21Ah, that's what made Britain great.
10:24Yes, that's true. It took over from Bowles, didn't it?
10:27There was Rommel knocking on the gates of El Alamein and was Captain Peacock worried?
10:31Not a bit of it.
10:32He was winning 2012 in Cairo.
10:35If it weren't for men like Captain Peacock, where would we be now?
10:39Going down to Room 5 to play zip-pong, mitzi-ping.
10:42When I was a Kello youth, I used to belong to a dancing club.
10:46Actually, I got quite good at it.
10:48We used to do charity concerts, a friend and meself, you know,
10:52with a top hat and cane.
10:54We used to call ourselves Fred and Ginger.
10:57I often wonder what's happened to Fred.
10:59Let me say here and now that I think it's an admirable opportunity
11:03for us to meet socially in a convivial atmosphere.
11:06Remove the barriers that separate us on the floor.
11:09Remove the barriers that separate us on the floor.
11:11An atmosphere where it'll be Percival and Shirley and Elizabeth.
11:15I think it's a very good idea, Steve.
11:17Not until the club opens, Mr. Woodruff.
11:20We ought to have a club tie.
11:23It's a good idea, Mr. Tebbs.
11:25When I belonged to a bowling club, we had a club tie.
11:28It had bowls on it.
11:31That was very inventive.
11:33Nobody was allowed into the club without his tie.
11:37Girls don't wear ties.
11:39You could have club drawers.
11:42Mrs. Slocum wouldn't be allowed in the club without her drawers.
11:46It wasn't me, it was him!
11:49Mr. Humphreys, I'm surprised at you.
11:52If I could bring a moment of sanity to this discussion,
11:55perhaps we could make a list of all the facilities
11:58that we'd like to incorporate.
12:00Ladies first. Miss Browns?
12:02I'd like a jukebox.
12:04If there is a jukebox, I shall resign.
12:07I'm not even a member yet.
12:09I cannot stand all that high-barbery, rude-dooper poof.
12:14Neither can Mrs. Tebbs, especially the jitterbug.
12:18That was after the finals at the Hammersmith Pally
12:20when he tossed her in the air and missed.
12:23Put down jukebox, question mark.
12:26Mrs. Slocum?
12:28If I'm to spend an evening in this club,
12:30there'll have to be accommodation for my pussy.
12:33Plus recreational facilities.
12:36What exactly do you have in mind, Mrs. Slocum?
12:39A comfy corner with a scratching post.
12:43And a little area of floor
12:45where she can play with her clockwork mouse.
12:48Good, I'll bring my Alsatian
12:50and he can play with Mrs. Slocum's pussy.
12:53Don't, he hasn't really got an Alsatian.
12:55He's just saying these things to aggravate you,
12:57to get under your skin.
12:59Judging from the size of her,
13:01of aggravating remarks.
13:03That's it, you can include me out.
13:05Just a moment, please.
13:07I would like to have a vote, here and now,
13:10that if Mr. Lucas is rude once more to Mrs. Slocum,
13:13he will not be allowed to join the club.
13:15Hands up those in favour.
13:17What are we voting for?
13:19It's about being rude to Mrs. Slocum.
13:21I have no objection to that.
13:25Mr. Humphreys, what about you?
13:27What would you like to see in the club?
13:30I'd like to bring in outsiders.
13:32What sort of outsiders?
13:34Well, I know lots of people in different walks of life.
13:36Yeah, and I've seen some of their different walks.
13:41Could we have a vote about not being rude to me?
13:43I'll put down a guest night query.
13:47I think that should cover it.
13:50Any other suggestions?
13:52Well, I think we should have a weekly dance
13:54and get the girls down from accounts.
13:56But accounts is in the basement, how do you get them down?
13:58Well, it'd be every man for himself, wouldn't it?
14:00Mr. Lucas, before we continue,
14:02have you anything to say that will be of any interest
14:04whatever to this table?
14:06Yes.
14:08Well, I'm sure that we'll all be agog
14:10with excitement to hear it.
14:12Yes, you probably will be.
14:14We're all late back for work, it's five past two.
14:20This is room five.
14:22Have you got the key, dear?
14:24Here you are, Mr. Grace.
14:28Let me.
14:30I used to come down here in the war
14:32when the siren sounded.
14:34Do you think he made it before the all clear?
14:42This is it,
14:44and it's all yours.
14:46I should like to say that we're very grateful.
14:48Only the words got stuck half way.
14:52Oh, it's very stuffy in here.
14:54Can't we open a window and let some fresh air in?
14:56Mrs. Lucan, we're below ground.
14:58Well, knock a hole in the wall and let some fresh worms in.
15:02We've got forced ventilation.
15:14Well, I enjoyed that.
15:16I didn't come down here just to give you a cheap thrill.
15:18You're quite right, Ms. Brahms.
15:20Do it again, I'll take the app round.
15:23Mr. Grace,
15:25Mr. Grace is, of course,
15:27going to have it decorated.
15:29You don't need a decorator,
15:31you need an excavator.
15:33When does one think it might be ready?
15:35Well, that's hard to tell.
15:37We haven't even had an estimate in yet.
15:39In the meantime, form your club,
15:41draw up your rules,
15:43and I'll keep you informed of developments.
15:45Oh, just one other thing.
15:47I think we ought to signify to Mr. Grace
15:49our appreciation of his generosity.
15:51All right.
15:59Mr. Rumbold, sorry,
16:01he's delayed with young Mr. Grace.
16:03And he said, would the members of the club
16:05look through that lot and pick out
16:07which ones they would want?
16:09It's the stuff they've been trying to get rid of from decorating.
16:11Oh, and while we're on the subject,
16:13will the members of packing stockroom
16:15and maintenance department
16:17be able to avail themselves of the faculties?
16:19We haven't made up our minds.
16:21Oh, I see. Well, it might help you to come to a decision
16:23if I tell you, should the answer be in the negative,
16:25you could find yourself a bit short of beer
16:27with a bund up carzy.
16:29I'll just choose the impairs to suit you.
16:31That sounds nicely, brother.
16:33That's rather nice.
16:35Oh, I think it's dead common.
16:37Well, I will say it's very adventurous.
16:39You know, I had a friend once who decorated his room
16:41with flower bags.
16:43That sounds rather nice.
16:45Trouble was, he had rising damp and it all broke out in biscuits.
16:47That's nice.
16:49And it's pure nylon.
16:51Oh, I had a nylon carpet in my front hall
16:53and every morning, when I opened the front door
16:55to take the milk in,
16:57I got a terrible shock.
16:59Perhaps that was because you were wearing a woolen dressing gown.
17:01It builds up the static, you see.
17:03No, it happened even when I wasn't wearing my dressing gown.
17:05I expect that gave the milkman a shock.
17:09When it comes to the floor,
17:11Mrs. Tebbs is very hot on linoleum.
17:14Do you have it in every room?
17:16Yes, practically.
17:18I'm sorry about the delay.
17:20It's some bad news, I'm afraid.
17:22Yes, we've just had the estimate in from the decorators.
17:24Young Mr. Grace was prepared to go to 300 pounds.
17:26The lowest quote is 500.
17:28500 pounds just for decorating that one room?
17:30We're in the wrong business.
17:32Yes.
17:34Well, anyway, I'm afraid the club is out.
17:36Just a minute.
17:38Did you say Mr. Grace was willing to go to 300 quid?
17:40That's right.
17:42You'll do it.
17:44Have you any experience, Mr. Lucas?
17:46Well, of course I have.
17:48I decorated my mother's place, didn't I?
17:50Even the landlord had to admit it
17:52to change the value of the property.
17:54Well, is it a deal?
17:56Hang on, hang on.
17:58I'm not standing by while he rakes in 300 quid.
18:00I've done some decorating.
18:02I'll do half.
18:04And I'll do some and all.
18:06Well, why don't we all do it?
18:08300 pounds divided by six makes 50 pounds each.
18:10Really found the last few minutes most moving.
18:12If private enterprise such as this
18:14were allowed to have its head
18:16in Britain today,
18:18we could move into the 21st century
18:20a proud and strong country
18:22whose flag would fly once more
18:24in the four corners of the earth.
18:26On the other hand, you could say
18:28that it's a reflection of the miserable wage
18:30we're paid by Grace Brothers
18:32which makes us desperate to pick up 50 nikka.
18:40You know,
18:42it's hard to believe
18:44this is going to look like the talk of the town
18:46in a couple of days, isn't it?
18:48Here you are.
18:50Here's your ladder.
18:52Now, we'll start this operation
18:54in the finest traditions
18:56of the British working man.
18:58I'll put the kettle on.
19:00Evening, comrade.
19:02Oh, no.
19:04The first thing we must do is get rid of the furniture.
19:06Hurry up, everyone.
19:09Hurry up, everyone.
19:31Mr. Humphreys, you're standing like that again.
19:33I'm not, Captain Peacock.
19:35Like that.
19:37Would you believe it?
19:39You know, I had five rolls of wallpaper under there.
19:41Well, Miss Brahms,
19:43you and I will take the desk.
19:45We'll leave the bed to the men.
19:47Whatever you say, Mrs. Slocum.
19:51Just a minute. Just a minute.
19:53Look, I can't take
19:55proper steps. Don't be in such a hurry.
19:57Sorry.
19:59Right.
20:01Stop.
20:03Look, it's easy for you.
20:05I can take big steps going backwards,
20:07but I can only take little steps.
20:09All right, then. You go backwards.
20:11Right.
20:19Come along here, Mr. Lucas.
20:21Take the mattress.
20:23Roll it over, Mr. Humphreys.
20:25I've got it.
20:27I've got it.
20:29Be careful, Mr. Lucas.
20:31Leave it to me.
20:34I've got it.
20:38Oh, well, if you're going to just lie around,
20:40I'm going home.
20:42I'll have you know these mattresses are very hard to handle.
20:44Oh, yes.
20:46Come on, Miss Brahms.
20:48You can do with your help over here,
20:50Mr. Lucas.
20:52I'm sorry about that, Captain Peacock.
20:54Take the bed with me. Take this.
20:56Hey, look at this.
20:58Health and efficiency, 1938.
21:00Oh, didn't they have their hair cut short?
21:04Oh, look.
21:06Oh, I say.
21:08George, Harry and Bert relax on a quiet beach.
21:10Must have been a very cold morning.
21:16The boys exercise in the gym.
21:18Are they Indian clubs?
21:20Not all of them.
21:22Mr. Lucas, Mr. Humphreys, can we get on?
21:24Yes.
21:26You take this into the bed with me, Mr. Lucas.
21:28Oh, yes, Mr. Tebbs.
21:30Out of the door.
21:32To you.
21:34Not going to go through, you know.
21:36Put it on each side.
21:38Easy.
21:40There you are. Clean as a whistle.
21:42Keep going.
21:44Stop! I'm caught in the castor.
21:46You'll have to come back.
21:48He's castorized hisself.
21:52Now come round here, Mr. Tebbs.
21:54That's it. To you.
21:56Now, hang on.
21:58You'll have to come back again.
22:00It's overtruding here, you see.
22:02If you just lift it up...
22:04Put it down.
22:06Out of the way, everybody.
22:08Right, Miss Brahms.
22:10Up, forward, turn, shuffle.
22:26We've got a plaque, Mr. Hartman.
22:28Take that one back.
22:38Now, I suggest that we get ourselves
22:40organized into pairs.
22:42Now, each pair can put up one piece of wallpaper
22:44and we'll finish the job in no time at all.
22:46Now, the first thing we do is measure the paper.
22:48How do you know how to match
22:50to cut off a roll?
22:52Well, we measured that before we bought it.
22:55Each piece has to be eight foot, four inches.
22:57Has anybody got a tape measure?
22:59Oh, search me.
23:01Right.
23:05Just cut that out!
23:07If she has got one, it's well hidden.
23:11Now, my tape measure's in my drawer.
23:13Well, just pop up and give it to her.
23:15What, four floors up with no lifts working?
23:17I should cocoa.
23:19Besides, I'm mixing the paste.
23:21I think I've got the answer to this.
23:23I'm six foot long and my inside leg is thirty.
23:25So,
23:27I think six foot, thirty.
23:29If you cut it about there, we should be right.
23:31Ah, well, if I cut it about there,
23:33that'll leave us with
23:35two inches to play with.
23:39If you're very careful with those scissors.
23:41Are you ready?
23:43Yes, I'm holding my breath.
23:45Now, be careful!
23:47Clear!
23:53Oh, God, you gave me a start!
23:55You nearly gave me a finish!
23:59It's all right, I haven't spoilt it.
24:01It's quite heavy for that.
24:03The whole problem now is turn it over and paste it.
24:07Mr. Humphreys, it would simplify matters
24:09if you turned the same way as Mr. Lucas.
24:11To date, you've no evidence that I haven't done that.
24:16Look, leave it alone.
24:18Ah!
24:20Just in time!
24:22Now, be generous with the paste, Mr.
24:24Mr. Tebbs.
24:26I mean, then we can move the paper on the wall.
24:28Don't teach your grandmother how to suck eggs, Captain.
24:30Why, when I was first married,
24:32Mrs. Tebbs and I decorated
24:34the whole of our house,
24:36from top to bottom.
24:40You're very thorough, aren't you?
24:42We spent the whole of our honeymoon
24:44stripping off downstairs.
24:48I dread to think what you were doing upstairs.
24:50Take my advice, Mr. Lucas,
24:52you're holding well away from your body.
24:54Very important to get it right up to the edge.
24:56Ah!
24:58That's it.
25:00Thank you very much, Captain Peacock.
25:02Have you done?
25:04I think I've done a jolly good job of that.
25:06Away you go, Mr. Lucas.
25:08I'll be out in the next piece.
25:18I think I made a bit of a nick in this one.
25:20Do try to be more careful, Mr. Lucas.
25:22Don't worry, it'll do for the bit over the door.
25:24Never mind. The next piece is almost ready.
25:26Well, look, I'll take this.
25:28He's so cack-handed.
25:30Right, you get the other end, Mr. Humphreys.
25:32Right.
25:34Don't let it drop on the floor.
25:36We don't want it to get murky.
25:38Mr. Lucas,
25:40give Mrs. Sloker a helping hand.
25:42Right.
25:44Keep your ants to yourself.
25:47Oh, Mr. Humphreys,
25:49we've got it to the wrong side.
25:51Don't move. Don't move.
25:53I'll take it to the other side.
25:55Pass it over, Mr. Humphreys.
25:57Are you sure? Yes, pass it over.
25:59A bit higher, Mrs. Sloker.
26:05Don't worry, Captain Peacock,
26:07it'll do for the bit over the door.
26:09There's another bit ready,
26:11if anyone fancies another adventure.
26:13I'm sick of this. You get to the other end.
26:15Yes, you go round the back.
26:17Peacock!
26:27If you want your tea,
26:29it's on the floor.
26:31Save that, do for the bit over the door.
26:35I'll make the tea, I won't be a tip.
26:37Be glad at this rate,
26:39I shall require some more pace.
26:41Here, more pace, Mr. Tepps.
26:43Cairns Bucket.
26:45I'm sorry. You did that deliberately, didn't you?
26:47No, I didn't. You were holding the bucket the other way.
26:49Look at this.
26:51Well, I mean, I couldn't...
27:03You wouldn't... You wouldn't dare.
27:05Oh, yes, I would.
27:07I believe you would.
27:09Mr. Humphreys, stop that.
27:12Oh, look at him.
27:14He's always so stuck-up.
27:16Now you look like a clown.
27:32You shall be a mistake.
27:38I'll get you, you... I'll get you.
27:40I'll get you, you... I'll get you.
27:50Get off! Get off!
27:52That's if I miss anything.
27:54What are you doing?
28:00Stop it!
28:02Stop it at once!
28:04Mr. Humphreys, Mr. Luke, stop it!
28:06Captain Peacock, I'm surprised.
28:08You both aren't mad.
28:10I've never seen such a disgraceful exhibition.
28:12Now, Mr. Grace makes this generous gesture
28:14and this is how you repay him.
28:16If there are any more incidents of any kind,
28:18there will be no club at all.
28:20Hands up, those who don't want a club.
28:24Right, so will you make it final?
28:26Yes!
28:28Oh!
28:58Second floor, carpets,
29:00trousers, boots and boots,
29:02materials, socks, leather shoes,
29:04footwear and shoes.
29:10First floor, telephones,
29:12gents, ready-made suits,
29:14shirts, socks, ties, hats,
29:16undergarments, shoes, going up.
29:28You
29:30You
29:32You