After continuing falling sales, it is decided that one of the floor staff will have to be made redundant and the management decide to let the staff decide which of them it will be. After a secret ballot, which results in everyone except Mr Humphries getting one vote, the staff gather at the store on the weekend to battle it out. However, Young Mr Grace announces that the cutbacks have been cancelled and that he is giving himself a three-day week instead.
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00:00MUSIC
00:04Ground floor perfumery, stationery and leather goods.
00:09Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food going up.
00:17First floor, telephones, gents, ready-made suits.
00:21Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear and shoes going up.
00:24There must be something in there. Keep on trying.
00:31If I'd known my verticals last this long, I'd have treated it better.
00:38I'll get my other machine.
00:41Mr Grace, can I send down to stock for another pair of tights?
00:46I just caught these on my desk and I've laddered them, look.
00:51Ah!
00:59Well, that's incredible. I'd never seen that happen before.
01:04No, but it's encouraging.
01:07Yes, it is, Mr Grace. Oh, thank you, Mr Rombaud.
01:12Excuse me, Mr Grace, here are the final figures for the month.
01:17I'm afraid they are much worse than I feared,
01:20but I would point out that they are commensurate with the general trend in the trade.
01:24I put it down to uneasiness in the Middle East, the weakening dollar,
01:28plus the fact that Carter has not come up to expectations.
01:31Ah, yes, that's Carter in bedding.
01:34No, sir, Jimmy Carter. He's running the USA.
01:38Oh, yes, you mean the underbuyer for sportswear and accessories.
01:44Well, if he doesn't come up to scratch, you'd have to tell him he's got to go.
01:50These figures are very bad, aren't they?
01:52Yes, sir, but I'm sure there's some very good reason.
01:55When I was in the fish trade, we always used to say that when a fish was bad,
02:02the head went rotten first.
02:05Who's in charge of this, if I may?
02:07Who's in charge? I am, sir.
02:09Have you had any headaches lately?
02:13So, anyway, this time I promised my mother faithfully I'd give it up altogether.
02:18It's not an easy decision to make, Mr. Umbridge.
02:20Oh, torture, Mr. Lucas.
02:22Anyway, Ben-Hur was on the television,
02:24so I thought, well, that'll take my mind off it for four or five hours.
02:27Well, it had just gone 12 o'clock, I couldn't contain myself any longer,
02:31so I took my boxing gloves off.
02:35You'd lost the battle then, hadn't you?
02:37Precisely. My hand fitted straight into the sweet jar.
02:40Do you know, within five minutes, I'd scoffed a lot.
02:42Thank you so much, madam.
02:45Anyway, I was so upset that Mrs. Axelby came with me to the police station.
02:51Well, I couldn't have got a word out.
02:53Do you know, it must have been awful for you.
02:55Oh, it was.
02:57Well, Mrs. Axelby could see the state I was in,
03:00so she went straight up to the sergeant at the desk and she said,
03:04Have any of your constables reported having seen this lady's pussy?
03:09And had they?
03:11No.
03:13But he took me name and found out where I lived
03:16and they all promised they'd keep an eye out.
03:18THEY SING
03:25There you are, Warwick. Shove it down about there.
03:27That's lovely. That's nice.
03:29Yeah, OK, Warwick.
03:31Mr. Harmon, I'm getting rather tired of telling you not to appear on the floor when the store is open.
03:36In that case, why don't you give up?
03:38Is that for me, Mr. Harmon?
03:40Yes, Mrs. Stokeham. It's a new point-of-sale model for ironclad osuary.
03:44It is rip-proof, snag-proof and run-proof.
03:47Guaranteed against rugger, hockey or a scramble in the bramble.
03:51The only types that will stand up against the ultimate test
03:54of good going over with still wool.
04:02LAUGHTER
04:10Well, I've never seen anything so daft in all me bald days.
04:14Take it away, Mr. Harmon.
04:16Mr. Goffin, this may all raise hell about this.
04:18If Mrs. Stokeham does not like a display,
04:21she is entitled, as head of her department, to refuse it.
04:24And I must say that I deplore the sight of female figures without knickers.
04:28Oh, you've changed your tune since the Christmas party.
04:34I don't recall anything untoward happening at the Christmas party.
04:37Oh, you mean you've forgotten about the lift girl
04:40doing the belly dance on the tabletop?
04:43I... I didn't see that.
04:45That's because you were doing an impersonation of the man in the iron mask
04:49with a waste paper basket over your head.
04:51Oh, take it away.
04:53Oh, by the way, it's worked by a random timing mechanism.
04:58Oh, take it away.
05:00Er, yeah, er...
05:01I'll send my senior assistant back for the other bit.
05:04Can't go. You come with me.
05:06Oh, er, Mrs. Stokeham,
05:08I wonder if you'd mind staying behind after we close.
05:12Oh, certainly, Captain Peacock.
05:14We want to discuss falling figures.
05:16You too, Miss Brahms.
05:18Why me? My figure hasn't fallen.
05:21Captain Peacock is referring to the trade we're doing.
05:25No, more specifically, the trade we're not doing.
05:28Captain Peacock, are you free?
05:30At the moment, Mr. Humphreys.
05:32Shall I come over to you for you to sign my chit,
05:35or will you come over here?
05:37You have my permission to come over here.
05:41I've just done six pairs of Y-fronts on a count.
05:44Would you mind authenticating them?
05:46Oh, certainly.
05:47It's good to see, Mr. Humphreys,
05:49that you haven't lost your sales technique.
05:51Not when it comes to Y-fronts.
05:53I was only saying to Mr. Rumble this morning
05:55that that smile of yours should take you a long way in life.
05:58Oh, coming from you, Captain Peacock,
06:00that is indeed a compliment.
06:02You always look so stern and forbidding.
06:04I thought you didn't like me.
06:06I'm sorry if I give that impression.
06:08It's very hard to be close to people during working hours.
06:11By the way, can you, er, can you stay behind tonight?
06:14No, Captain Peacock, no, no, my mother's, um...
06:24My mother's rug machine's gone faulty and I promised I'd, er...
06:30She wants to have it finished for, er...
06:37Well, it's a very big rug.
06:39I don't suppose a day would make any difference.
06:42Haven't you got penetrating eyes?
06:54You won't be long on that phone, Mr Humphreys, will you?
06:57No, Captain Peacock.
06:59No, I'm sorry, Mother, I'm going to be late.
07:02Well, due to circumstances beyond my control.
07:05No, love, choir practice is Thursday night.
07:09I'm at work!
07:11Well, you don't have to do your rug tonight.
07:14Why don't you get on with your Battle of Hastings tapestry for the church?
07:18Oh, and while you're at it,
07:21Oh, and while you're at it,
07:29Well, he studies those sort of things.
07:32No, love, no, that's not where he got the arrow, no.
07:37No, love, it was in his eye.
07:40Oh, well, if you put it there, leave it, it'll just look silly, that's all.
07:45Here you are.
07:47Five coffees and three teas.
07:50Which is which?
07:52The teas is the one with the froth on top.
07:54That's on account of the fact that Elsie cleans out the tea urn on a Wednesday
07:58and she's a bit lavish with the detergent.
08:01Why isn't the coffee frothy?
08:03Well, Miss Wadonga does that and she uses Vim.
08:07Oh, by the way, there's three water biscuits each.
08:10They're all soggy.
08:12That's right, cos they're made with real water.
08:16Did you know that the Americans won't buy our biscuits?
08:20No, I didn't know that, Mr Tebbs. Why is that?
08:22They say that there are more than the acceptable number of mouse hairs in them.
08:29They look them through a microscope, you know. Very finicky people.
08:32He's not serious, is he?
08:34No, there's all sorts of rubbish and bacteria in all the food we eat.
08:39Fortunately, we can't see it.
08:41Yes, you ought to look at a piece of gorgonzola cheese through a microscope.
08:45All that green stuff is full of big bugs with long, wavy eyes.
08:50Don't I've got some in the pantry. My mother's alone in the house.
08:55I beg you, if a visitor from outer space came here and ate our food, they'd probably die.
09:00Well, if they saw that tea with that froth on it, they wouldn't stop here anyway, would they?
09:04And, you know, they had an artist's impression of an extraterrestrial being.
09:08What a horrible, great big pink thing it was with no hair, big boogly eyes and sticky out ears.
09:15Sorry to keep you waiting.
09:19That's quite all right, Mr Rumbalter. We've saved all the water biscuits for you.
09:23Oh, my favourites. Thank you.
09:27I've got a favourite biscuit, but I can't remember the name of it.
09:31I know it's got something to do with Friday.
09:34Yes, well, after that astounding piece of information, can we get on?
09:38Yes, I'm ready.
09:40Well, it's common knowledge that sales are seriously down and drastic measures have to be taken.
09:46Mr Rumbalter's had a meeting with young Mr Grace and he will now inform us of the result.
09:51Yes, well, I'm afraid it's more serious than we thought.
09:54Every economy has been carefully considered. Many of them will be put into effect.
09:58But I'm afraid we can't avoid the one we all feared the most, staff reductions.
10:04This department cannot escape and I'm afraid somebody will have to go.
10:09But I deeply regret this. It's no exaggeration to say this is the saddest day of my life.
10:15May I be the first to say goodbye to you, sir, on behalf of all of us.
10:19May I thank you on behalf of all of us for all the little kindness you've shown us.
10:23And I know that I speak for every one of us when we wish you every best of luck in finding yourself a new job,
10:29which, of course, at your age will be no easy task.
10:34Mr Lucas, have you gone mad? Redundancies don't apply to executives at my level.
10:39Oh, in that case, may I say how sorry I am?
10:41So is one of us what's going to get the tin tag?
10:44And may I also say that it does not apply to middle management at my level.
10:49Well, there has been a further meeting about that.
10:52And as a result, I must say that it definitely does apply to middle management at your level.
10:58May I be the first to say goodbye to you, sir, on behalf of all of us.
11:01Shut up and sit down.
11:03Well, who is going to go? We might as well know the worst.
11:07Well, for some time, young Mr Grace has wanted to introduce worker participation into all major policy decisions.
11:15He would therefore like you, the workers, to decide which one of you is going to go.
11:21Bath Oliver.
11:23Oh, where does he work?
11:25That's my favourite biscuit.
11:27I've been sitting here wracking my brain to remember what it was.
11:30I knew it had something to do with Friday.
11:32Friday night is my bath night.
11:35Haven't you been listening? We've got to cut down.
11:38Oh, we had to during the war, you know.
11:40Five inches. And I used to share mine with Mrs Tabbs.
11:45You haven't been listening, have you?
11:47No, I haven't.
11:48The department's running at a loss and one of us is going to get the sack.
11:51Oh, who is it?
11:52Last in, first out, I say.
11:55Well, I was last in.
11:57And may I be the first to say goodbye.
12:00And to say thank you for all them little kindnesses which I'm sure you intended to do
12:05and would have done if you'd ever got round to doing them.
12:08You're full of old world charm today, aren't you?
12:10What have I ever done to you?
12:12Nothing, because the only time I let you take me out,
12:15that usherette had a new battery in her torch.
12:19I don't see why we'd need a ladies department at all.
12:23Well, I am of the opinion that those who are nearest to retirement
12:27should leave now and not drag it out.
12:31Don't forget your handbag, Mrs Snow.
12:35Right, fairy cake.
12:37Oh!
12:40So it's all coming out now, is it?
12:44Ladies and gentlemen, please, please, sit down, Mrs Slocum.
12:47Let us preserve the niceties.
12:50You know, I'm put in mind of the year 1912
12:54when that gallant explorer, the late Captain Scott,
12:58was trapped in the frozen wastes of the Antarctic
13:01in a tent with a handful of companions.
13:03The blizzard was blowing fiercely outside,
13:07the temperature was 45 degrees below,
13:10and the dwindling food supplies were obviously insufficient
13:13to allow them all to survive.
13:15No-one knew the situation better than the brave Captain Oates.
13:19One night, he got up from his sleeping bag
13:23and said very casually,
13:25I'm just going outside for a while.
13:28He never came back.
13:30He had made the decision to sacrifice himself
13:34in order to save his companions.
13:37If that happened today, they'd have all eaten Captain Scott.
13:46Oh, just look at that.
13:52What are you all applauding for?
13:54We're applauding for you, Mr Ted,
13:56We're applauding for you, Mr Ted,
13:58sacrificing yourself for our jobs.
14:01Don't be silly. I'm going to spend a penny.
14:05No-one's second thoughts, no.
14:07It puts me in mind of the story of Long John Silver
14:10who left the room for a while
14:12and when he came back, they handed him the black spot.
14:15Well, what did that mean?
14:16That was a pirate's way of telling you
14:18you've had your chips.
14:20Well, how are we going to decide?
14:22I couldn't help overhearing your conversation
14:25due to the fact that I've been listening to every word.
14:28And if I may say so, as a fully paid-up union man,
14:32I am very experienced at such matters
14:34and when we wish to make a momentous decision,
14:37like getting rid of the government,
14:38we hold a secret ballot.
14:40Very good idea.
14:42Let's all write down who we think should go.
14:44Here, use my bill, Ted.
14:46And I think you should also write down the reasons for your choice.
14:49That will help me when I explain to young Mr Grace.
14:52Excuse me, brother.
14:53Oh.
14:54When you've cast your votes, put your votes in here
14:56and I'll be the stakeholder.
14:58And suppose we want to vote you out?
15:00You can't, because I'm the stakeholder, aren't I?
15:03Back up your votes, please.
15:05You know, it's a fairly difficult decision for me to make,
15:09but I have such a warm, personal regard for every one of you.
15:12It's a pity we haven't got Robin Day here, isn't it?
15:14You know, to give us a state of the parties
15:16like they do at the election.
15:17Oh, yes.
15:18Last time, when he said he thought that Billy Rickey
15:20was going the other way, I nearly cut myself.
15:26Right, now, let's see what we've got.
15:28You keep the score, Howard.
15:30Oh, God, sorry about that.
15:31That's right.
15:32Now, the first name suggested for redundancy
15:35is Mr Lucas.
15:37Reason.
15:38He was the last in, so he should be the first out.
15:42I wonder who wrote that.
15:45One against Mr Lucas.
15:48Er, Mrs Slocum.
15:50Reason.
15:52Because she's a crabby old cow.
15:57Who dared write that?
15:59It's written in blue pencil.
16:04One against Mrs Slocum, and five to go.
16:07Miss Browns.
16:09Reason.
16:10Non-co-operation at the Christmas party.
16:18Mr Tebbs.
16:20Reason.
16:21Past it.
16:23Past it?
16:24Would you say I was past it without reason?
16:26Certainly not, Mr Tebbs.
16:28There's minutes left in you.
16:31Yeah, well, let's press on, shall we?
16:33Er, oh, Captain Peacock.
16:35Reason.
16:36He is disrespectful to Mr Rumble behind his back.
16:39For instance, he holds a plate to each side of his head
16:42saying the words, Guess Who?
16:45Signed your devoted servant, Dick Lucas.
16:48Is this true?
16:49It's a figment of Mr Lucas's diseased imagination.
16:53All right, then. Sources.
16:56Well, one more to go.
16:58Oh, this one just says, Don't Know.
17:01Signed Mr Humphreys.
17:03Still sitting on the fence, then, Mr Humphreys.
17:05It's that way you can see what's growing in both gardens.
17:08Well, by my calculations, it's a draw.
17:11Mr Humphreys failed to score.
17:13Which is unusual for you, Mr Humphreys.
17:17Oh, it's been a most interesting experiment in worker participation.
17:21Although totally inconclusive.
17:23Not at all, no.
17:24My report to young Mr Grace will simply say
17:27that we reached a unanimous Don't Know.
17:29But one thing has emerged from this very clearly.
17:32The most popular person in the department is Mr Humphreys.
17:35Nobody wanted to see the back of him.
17:37That's unusual for me, isn't it, Mr Humphreys?
17:44Oh, talk about economy cuts.
17:47This is ridiculous.
17:49Fancy cutting our stocking allowance.
17:52Well, our legs don't look too bad now.
17:54It was a good idea of yours, staining them like this.
17:57They'll look better when I put the seams in.
17:59What are you talking about?
18:01We used to do it during the war.
18:03You'd draw a line up the back with an eyebrow pencil.
18:06Stand on that chair.
18:09And for heaven's sake, keep still.
18:11I can't bear crooked seams.
18:15Oh, what happened?
18:17Oh, you lose.
18:18What are you up to?
18:20I'm just putting the finishing touch on Miss Bronze
18:23with an eyebrow pencil.
18:25Blimey, she must have long eyebrows.
18:29She's the cat's mother.
18:31All right, then a cat's mother must have long eyebrows.
18:34They've cut our clothing allowance
18:36and we're not wearing our own gear.
18:38They've got such low lights in the accounts department
18:41they can't see to eat their ciabatta.
18:44Where's everybody gone in menswear?
18:46They're having an argy-bargy in Rambod's office.
18:49They always got their shirts issued free.
18:51I never thought it was fair.
18:54Oh, I see you've managed to hold on to your shirts, then.
18:58Not entirely.
19:01Oh, I'm here. It's pencil day.
19:03Hang about. There's two of us, you know.
19:05Oh, sorry.
19:08That's part of Mr Grace's economy drive.
19:14I'm surprised you didn't cut it into four.
19:16We tried to, but we couldn't get it in the pencil sharpener.
19:19Hello.
19:21Oh, Captain Peacock.
19:23I see you've managed to hold on to your staff shirt.
19:26Yes.
19:29Yes, but I suffered defeat in some other directions.
19:32For instance, I've had to submit to a Japanese handkerchief.
19:36Oh, it looks quite nice.
19:38Well, only superficially.
19:40There's no body or stiffness in the material.
19:42It can't stand up to the least vibration.
19:44HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
19:49Has anyone seen Mr Tebbs?
19:51Not since he heard that Mr Pengelly from garden furniture
19:54had got the sack cos his hair's gone grey.
19:59Oh, marvellous.
20:02It makes the years drop away.
20:05They assured me it was quite undetectable.
20:08It would be.
20:10It would be if you took the price tag off. Come here.
20:14Any news from upstairs?
20:16Yes, I left Mr Rumbold on the phone to young Mr Grace.
20:19We should be hearing something quite soon.
20:21Pay attention, everybody.
20:23I have a very important announcement to make.
20:26Who are you?
20:28I'm young Mr Tebbs.
20:31Good heavens.
20:33Well, it's as I feared.
20:35Young Mr Grace feels that this department
20:37could well be run with one less counter-assistant.
20:40Well, that can't apply to the ladies.
20:42There's only two of us to start with.
20:44Well, it is felt that the ladies' department
20:47could well be run by one person or the gentlemen's by two.
20:50Well, then who is going to get that chop?
20:52Well, young Mr Grace is most anxious
20:54that everyone should have a fair chance
20:56and should be allowed to state his case.
20:58To that end, on Saturday afternoon, he will join us
21:01and he will look into every aspect
21:04of everyone's talent and capabilities
21:06and on that basis he will decide.
21:09So, till Saturday afternoon, hmm?
21:13When the axe will fall.
21:15You shave your moustache off, you could get a good job as Harry Seacombe.
21:25Hmm.
21:31What have you got there?
21:35They're making a book down in packing
21:37and there's heavy bets on who's going and who's staying.
21:41Well, you can scratch me off the list
21:43because it's been decided after all
21:45that management at my level are staying.
21:47That's messed up the odds
21:49cos I got you down as 50 to 1 on to go.
21:51Captain Peacock, non-runner.
21:54What are the odds of the others, then?
21:56Er, Slocum, experienced mayor, despite weight and weight.
22:01Could stay the field, even money, favourite.
22:07Brahms, filly, last time out was at the Christmas party.
22:12Fallot, the third brandy, 5 to 1.
22:16Tebbs, long in a tooth, broken wind.
22:19Age and weight goes against this runner, 50 to 1.
22:25Lucas, young stallion, enjoys his oats but never passes a filly.
22:30And always a good finisher.
22:32Ask Nancy, the lift girl.
22:3510 to 1.
22:36What about me?
22:37I got you down as a good each-way bet.
22:39Oh, dear.
22:42I always have been.
22:44PHONE RINGS
22:46Hello.
22:47Hello.
22:48We're under starter's order.
22:52Good afternoon, everybody.
22:54Good afternoon.
22:56I hope you ladies would like to come and celebrate with us.
23:04Now then, sir, the, er...
23:06The first question that we have to decide
23:09is whether Miss Brahms or Mrs Slocum should go.
23:12Slocum versus Brahms.
23:14I'd like to say a few words on behalf of Miss Brahms.
23:16Carry on, Mr Lucas.
23:17Right, thank you.
23:18Well, then...
23:19Excuse me.
23:20Stand up when you address Mr Grace.
23:23I'm sorry, Your Honour.
23:27May it please Your Lordship.
23:29When I go into a ladies' shop,
23:31I think it's very nice to see a nice, pretty girl behind the counter.
23:35Especially if she's got long, sexy legs...
23:38How can you see her legs if she's behind the counter?
23:41You can stand on tiptoe.
23:47The dips in open room.
23:49Thank you very much, Your Lordship.
23:51And now I suggest that Miss Brahms and Mrs Slocum show us their legs
23:55and all that we can assess their merits.
23:57Slocum, 101, to get the sack.
24:00I must say a word for Mrs Slocum.
24:02I cannot have her subject to this unseemly exhibition.
24:05My legs are not unseemly.
24:07Oh, shut up. I'm on your side.
24:10If I go into a ladies' shop to buy a pair of tights,
24:13I'm not interested in looking at girls' legs.
24:16I'd like to see a nice motherly figure with an understanding smile.
24:21And what, may I ask, are you doing going into ladies' shops buying tights?
24:24I don't know, but if I did, that's what I'd like to see,
24:27a motherly figure with an understanding smile.
24:29The question we have to decide, Mr Grace, is this.
24:32Do we prefer someone with a lot of experience and a little older
24:36or someone with long, sexy legs?
24:39Well, I prefer somebody with a lot of experience and long, sexy legs.
24:45I don't know about that, but my legs are sexier than Mrs Slocum's.
24:49Stop influencing, Mr Grace.
24:51Too late. I've been influenced.
24:56Before you decide, sir, we should examine the men.
25:00I don't want to see their legs.
25:02Sir, if I might just read an extract from Mr Tebb's record.
25:07It would be upstanding, Mr Tebb's.
25:09Mr Tebb's has been with this firm over 40 years.
25:12He was 12 years with Bathroom Fittings,
25:15received 76 citations for selling complete marbleised bathroom suites,
25:19and 1968 received long-service pen and pencil set.
25:24That was a memorable day.
25:26Mrs Tebb's got drunk.
25:29Captain of Grace Brothers' bowls team,
25:31secretary of Grace Brothers' darts club,
25:33tireless worker for Grace Brothers' benevolent fund for distressed salespersons,
25:371976, after 40 years' devoted service,
25:40was honoured by yourself, sir, for the tea party in the boardroom.
25:43He's had a bloody boring life, hasn't he?
25:47Enough. Enough. I've heard enough.
25:50It's been a long, glittering career.
25:53From now on, it could be nothing more than an anticlimax.
25:57I realise I must step aside
26:00and make room for a younger man
26:02to climb to the dizzy heights which I have occupied for so long.
26:07How stupid of me to try to look younger.
26:11It was only because I'd hoped to save up
26:14to take Mrs Tebb's for her last holiday
26:17to her birthplace in Wales,
26:20for old time's sake,
26:22to Bangor.
26:31I realise now
26:33I probably shan't be able to afford it.
26:36So, farewell, my friends,
26:39my counter
26:42and my life.
26:44Oh, no, I can't bear it.
26:46Stop it now and bring it back.
26:48I'll go. I resign.
26:49No, no, I'm the youngest. I'll go.
26:51You won't either of you go because I'm going and I'm not having any argument.
26:55One of these days, I'll be his age.
26:58Mr Grace, I resign and I am unanimous in that.
27:02Well, if you're going to be so noble, I'm going to resign.
27:05No, no, I'm not.
27:06I'm going to go.
27:07It's an order.
27:09Break.
27:11Come back, Mr Tebb's.
27:13Now, let's get one thing absolutely clear.
27:15No one is allowed to resign.
27:16I shall decide who's going to go.
27:18Oh, in that case, may we help you?
27:21I'm free.
27:23I'm free.
27:25Follow me.
27:28Come on.
27:46You're fired, both of you.
27:48No, they're not.
27:50I've always wanted to do that.
27:55Have a free cake.
27:58Thank you.
28:02I enjoyed that.
28:05I'll see you on Monday.
28:07No, sir, sir, what about the economy cuts?
28:09Oh, they've been cancelled.
28:11I'm introducing a three-day week.
28:13What, for the store?
28:14Oh, no, no, no, for me.
28:16It's very boring in my office.
28:18Sir, supposing something comes up while you're in the country?
28:22We'll send him somebody with long, sexy legs and lots of experience.
28:26I think he'd do much better with an understanding smile.
28:57Second floor, carpets, tricycles and benches,
29:01jeans, socks, fire hats, undergarments, shoes, going on and on.
29:09Third floor, telephones, jeans, pretty nice boots,
29:12shirts, socks, fire hats, undergarments, shoes, going on and on.
29:26Thank you.