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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years ago.
00:17It's not bad, Mickey, but you need to practice more.
00:20Practice with someone else, while I talk to Captain Black.
00:27God forgive you.
00:30I'm sorry for these harsh blows, but since Black's hand was pulled out of our hands,
00:35I have to find a way to justify your contributions.
00:39Did you register me as a personal trainer or a fight partner?
00:46Jade!
00:47What?
00:48How could you throw him to the ground so easily?
01:30To be continued...
02:01I may have been defeated in the past, but I'm still in charge, as you can see.
02:08But this is a vault, and this is my body, Shindou.
02:11That's why each of us must wear his own clothes.
02:16You won't do that.
02:18Watch out! It's a valuable possession. It goes back a thousand years.
02:24It's very heavy, and we almost carried it.
02:30Shindou!
02:36Shoot!
02:45Yes, it's towards the door behind which the evil Shang Tsung is hiding.
02:52Look! It's California!
02:56We're here, and we're going south.
03:00What?
03:04Did you film everything?
03:06Yes, I filmed a lot, but I stopped when the tape was over.
03:11I suggest we run away.
03:20What?
03:22Of course, sir. Swimming and movie stars.
03:26We're going to...
03:28Very well, Captain Black.
03:30I'll go with you, please.
03:32The Black Hand Gang is there, and I'm sure they're looking for the Evil Door.
03:37But Raffaello de Caprizo will stamp his foot on the cement there.
03:41Raffaello de Caprizo?
03:43What did you say?
03:44Raffaello de Caprizo, one of the most prominent movie stars in history.
03:49No! I don't think you heard about John Wayne.
03:54The mayor? I knew him, of course.
04:01I think this time you'll go with me, without going against my way.
04:05Yes! But what does that mean?
04:10You'll go with Tuhroo, while I look for the gang.
04:14The celebration will start at night.
04:16So why don't I help you find the Evil Door?
04:20Have a nice trip.
04:25I'm sorry I yelled, Jed.
04:28No problem.
04:29Frankenstein seems to be real. It's a fine craft.
04:33We might have to buy a souvenir for the mayor.
04:37Do you have any pictures of John Wayne?
04:40John Wayne?
04:47Swimming pools, stars and movies.
04:49Tuhroo?
05:00Looks like we're lost.
05:02I want to see Clark Gable's house.
05:04I don't care about that.
05:06Who's lost? We have directions here.
05:10Of course, in the middle of the road between the pool of despair and the path of anger,
05:14everything is clear.
05:19Hello.
05:20The men of the Black Hand are approaching the Candle Museum.
05:23What? But how did you do that?
05:26It doesn't matter. Don't do anything until I get there.
05:29What? I can't hear you.
05:32The call has been disconnected.
05:34What? Jed!
05:36To the Candle Museum, quickly!
05:38Which one will the mayor choose?
05:41Jed!
05:43You three idiots!
05:45What?
05:46Thank you.
05:59Did I knock him out?
06:05Smile, Princess.
06:07Smile, Princess.
06:11Tuhroo?
06:14Maybe he wants to see some real stars.
06:26Jackie?
06:27Do we consider them to be more than two?
06:30Of course.
06:33Jade, are you okay?
06:35I'm fine.
06:36What don't you understand from the phrase, don't do anything?
06:39But, Jackie, I...
06:40Watch her!
06:52I've been waiting for this moment.
06:54I'm ready to face your end.
07:01A new fighter for the Black Hand?
07:07Come on!
07:32Aslan?
07:34Cut!
07:37Who are you?
07:38Are you filming?
07:40Great!
07:41Are you going to join Jackie in your movies?
07:43Of course, after the police arrested me.
07:45Nigel!
07:46Nigel!
07:47Calm down.
07:48I'm Larry Franklin, the producer of this movie.
07:50Your hits were great.
07:52Like this, and like this.
07:54Do you have a manager?
07:56I'm his business manager.
07:58This job needs the spirit of young people.
08:00Listen, sir.
08:01Jackie Chan will become a famous star.
08:03And you may be lucky if he agrees to work with you.
08:07Enough, Jade.
08:08Wait a little.
08:09He does the most dangerous things.
08:12The Crusaders wanted Jackie to act.
08:14Let's get to work.
08:15Jackie's championship.
08:17Say goodbye to this man.
08:20You will become an important star, Jackie.
08:23I don't want to become a star.
08:25I want to find the evil door before the men of Valmont.
08:28That's easy.
08:29That's easy.
08:30He's with me.
08:32But...
08:33How did you do that?
08:37If the Sands of Despair are Thar Pits...
08:40And the Path of Regret is Ashwingabass...
08:43Then the middle of the road should be here.
08:47It's the location of the movie.
08:49We'll be there.
08:50Why don't we call the producer and have lunch with him?
08:54Let the producer do his job, Jade.
08:57Okay.
09:00The Sands of Despair
09:03The statement.
09:05You!
09:06We have the star of the movie Beach People Watch.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:13Come in.
09:16The Black Hand gang.
09:19Stop.
09:20But I want to go in.
09:23I can't let you in without my permission.
09:29Good evening.
09:30This is Jade Talent.
09:32Jade, I can't go in.
09:36Yes, but...
09:38Yes, but...
09:40I'll do that.
09:41Jade?
09:42Jade?
09:43Mega Galactic Studios.
09:45Okay.
09:46Do you see the beautiful person outside your door?
09:49It's Jackie Chan, the future star.
09:51He has a meeting with Larry Franklin.
09:53I'll give you Larry's number...
09:55...so you can tell him I'm signing a contract with another producer...
09:58...because you didn't let Jackie in.
10:03Excuse me.
10:04I'm sorry for the inconvenience, Mr. Chan.
10:07How did she do that?
10:10Did you get anything?
10:12He must be somewhere around here.
10:14I'm sorry.
10:15I can't go in.
10:16Thank you.
10:17Jackie!
10:18Hold him.
10:26Jack!
10:27Jackie!
10:28Jackie!
10:42Hello?
10:43I'm listening.
10:44Jade, what's up?
10:48Lunch?
10:49I'll be back.
10:55I'll drop the woodpecker's strike!
11:04He's doing the dangerous moves by himself!
11:07Of course, he's doing them!
11:09Well, is the woodpecker's date tomorrow?
11:11That's right, unless your client is unknown.
11:14You, on a date! I already did it!
11:18We'll be late for the footprint printing festival.
11:22Raffaello, right?
11:25Yes.
11:47I'll kill you, woodpecker!
11:49Come on!
11:54Baba?
11:56He's not mad!
12:20Greetings, Janssen.
12:22What's taking you so long?
12:24It's the usual intrusion by Jackie Chan.
12:28He won't be able to intervene after this.
12:50Aargh!
12:52Aargh!
12:54While terror is raging, let me test your skills, my brother.
12:59Jindo, I prefer you to call me my master.
13:05Of course, my master.
13:08Come on!
13:14Now, take me to my palace.
13:20Huh?
13:21This rubber is an excellent insulation.
13:25The surrounding environment may not look familiar,
13:29but I'm sure it is.
13:31My palace!
13:34These humans set my garden on fire, then they built...
13:40A parking lot.
13:44I'll rebuild my palace.
13:46And in that garden, Jindo, you'll find a place that suits me.
13:51What do you think of that place?
13:57It's good enough.
14:03Isn't it beautiful?
14:05What do you think?
14:12Who's there?
14:13Get away, you fool!
14:16Run!
14:18Why aren't they running away?
14:20They think you're giving a presentation.
14:26Who's in charge here?
14:28We asked the audience to move at least 60 feet away.
14:31What are you saying, Anissa?
14:33How are we going to film with all these people?
14:36Do you know how much it costs?
14:40And Salsal?
14:41Tell them it's a foot massage festival.
14:44Let's go.
14:46They want us to do everything.
14:54Defeating Sharrir is not an easy task at all.
14:58This door is in the filming location.
15:01Strange.
15:02Hello.
15:03Where are you?
15:04I'm in the Chinese theater.
15:06Sharrir is here and he releases dangerous energy.
15:09How did you do that?
15:10Wait, don't do anything while I'm here.
15:13You can't not do anything.
15:15I know, but I had to say it.
15:19I like you very much, Raffaello.
15:22That's normal.
15:24Did you fall on my arm?
15:27Sorry, I'm busy.
15:29He's so arrogant.
15:31Calm down, Tughrou.
15:32He'll be back as soon as he reads tomorrow's papers.
15:36Larry, if you want to see my performance, come to the Chinese theater.
15:42Where's Sharrir?
15:43Inside.
15:44Is Qi's power ready?
15:46No, it's not.
15:47Then why?
15:48I need ingredients.
15:49Where are the ingredients?
15:51How will I get Qi's power ingredients while you steal my student?
15:55A failed student.
15:59To the Chinese theater, quickly.
16:01I'll try to keep Changsu inside.
16:05Jackie!
16:08Please, Jed, stay here.
16:13Something else.
16:14The teeth of the dragon, Commodore.
16:17Something else.
16:18The light from the skull of the grandson.
16:21Something else.
16:22The swords.
16:23The symbol of Cao Cao.
16:26Something else.
16:27The sword.
16:28The symbol of Cao Cao.
16:30Something else.
16:31The symbol of Cao Cao.
16:35Do you want something else?
16:39I will burn this city from the memory of its father,
16:43by the sound of the voice of the dragon.
16:46He's a brilliant actor.
16:50Welcome, Jackie Chan.
16:54I will now prove that lightning strikes twice.
17:02It's beautiful like this.
17:06Larry!
17:07The show will begin.
17:08What show?
17:13Amazing!
17:14The show has begun.
17:18This is real art.
17:20A truly amazing show.
17:24Jackie!
17:25I must prepare Qi's power.
17:27Hold on.
17:28Who is this old man?
17:29He's a funny actor.
17:37Come with me, Jackie.
17:39If I give Qi's power to the old man,
17:42you will return to that prison.
17:45Let's go.
17:59Qi!
18:00Use the sword.
18:01Now!
18:02Our musical director, too.
18:04Come on, evil rat.
18:06Get out of here quickly.
18:08Get out, evil rat.
18:10Hurry to your old prison.
18:13Come on, evil rat.
18:15There's no place for you among us.
18:29We won!
18:34What do you think, Larry,
18:35of a show where Chan and Decapizio meet?
18:37Decapizio and Chan.
18:42There's no show where Jackie Chan
18:44doesn't have lunch in this city.
18:47Never!
18:52I'm hungry.
18:53I'm hungry.
18:54I'm hungry.
18:55I'm hungry.
18:56I'm hungry.
18:58But he didn't mention the dinner.
19:00It's on my account.
19:01We know a Mexican restaurant
19:03where we found the sandwiches.
19:04In the neighborhood of the Chinese?
19:06Hollywood.
19:07It's a strange and mysterious place.
19:10We didn't get to act in a show,
19:12but Jackie Chan left his fingerprint in Hollywood.
19:21Have you ever met a famous person?
19:24One year, I was preparing for the Oscars,
19:27and I was standing in the green room
19:29where the big stars are.
19:31I saw John Travolta and Tom Hanks.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:35Sidney Poitier.
19:36I didn't know what to say.
19:38Suddenly, I heard a voice saying,
19:40Jackie Chan, let's have a drink.
19:42I said, and it was Robin Williams.
19:44He said to me,
19:45I'm in love with you.
19:47You're amazing.
19:48I felt proud.
19:54I was so happy.
19:55I was so happy.
19:56I was so happy.
19:57I was so happy.
19:58I was so happy.
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