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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:30You
00:02:01I
00:02:26Didn't mean
00:02:29It
00:02:35Didn't mean to stop now, let me
00:02:41I don't want to die
00:02:44Don't want to die
00:02:47It didn't mean to be
00:02:58I
00:03:28Don't know
00:03:30He did it
00:03:58No, no, no
00:04:28I'm not dying. I'm not dying. I'm not
00:04:58I
00:05:28I
00:05:58I
00:06:28I
00:06:58You
00:07:28You
00:07:31Please don't touch the clients. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry
00:07:36Right, okay, so those are very unique
00:07:40They're Austrian and they're hand woven
00:07:44Catholic bishops with
00:07:47pontifical vestments, right and
00:07:50What was the original price? Oh, they were a gift gift. Mm-hmm
00:07:55from a friend I
00:07:57Could take one for 50. Oh
00:08:02No, no, they're a set a set of what
00:08:06Catholic bishop rats, you know
00:08:11Hiding a secret Vatican conspiracy
00:08:15I'm not there. Well, we hide a Nazi gold
00:08:26So, um, it would be 600 in fact for the set
00:08:35300 for the lot of them 550 400 525
00:08:44450 last offer. Oh
00:08:48It's just my daughter just loves these so
00:08:52Yeah, I'm gonna have to say 480
00:08:54Yeah for you
00:08:56Your daughter loves them. Mm-hmm. How old?
00:09:02She's 15 she won't mind you selling them then
00:09:06Um
00:09:10Well, she's a teenager so, you know, she's just running around
00:09:17Drinking and chasing after boys and stuff, so
00:09:20I'm hoping it'll take her ages to even notice that these are gone the rats my granddaughters. Yeah
00:09:27obsessed with her eyebrows
00:09:30Really eyebrows eyebrows
00:09:33Fucking eyebrows
00:09:38Thank you very much
00:09:48Okay, okay, thank you
00:10:03How are you enjoying this serendipitous Bible of nurse in
00:10:09Excellence
00:10:11It's it's the extensive guide to nursing perfection
00:10:17I
00:10:23Any interesting tips today
00:10:27I
00:10:30How do you feel your time would be best utilized
00:10:40Which activity do you feel would be most useful to you personally personally
00:10:48Taking heroin
00:10:51Furiously masturbating. Okay. No that um, it's really not very good for you. Oh
00:11:02First time you'll be right for a sec
00:11:04Very good for you. Oh last time you'll be right for a sec
00:11:34Oh
00:12:04I
00:12:34Know
00:13:00He monitors the early morning traffic just up the road
00:13:05And he was telling me the other day that he was standing by the side of the road
00:13:11Just keeping an eye out
00:13:13And he saw this jeep
00:13:16Tinner window is real
00:13:18Suspicious, you know
00:13:20And so he stops it looks in the back of the car
00:13:24And he sees a dozen penguins
00:13:28Just staring at him
00:13:31Now
00:13:34Dan's a good policeman. He's also a nice guy
00:13:39So
00:13:41He says
00:13:43I'll let you off this once
00:13:45But I need you to take these animals directly to the zoo
00:13:50And the guy apologizes and says he will so him and his penguins go off
00:13:57On the next day
00:14:00Dan's by the side of the road
00:14:02And he sees the same car
00:14:05So he stops it and the same man from the day before rolls down his window
00:14:11that looks in the back of the car and
00:14:13There's a dozen penguins
00:14:16This time they're all wearing sunglasses
00:14:29Mmm
00:14:31Dan says
00:14:34Have you lost your mind I
00:14:37Told you to take these animals directly to the zoo
00:14:42And the guy says
00:14:45Sir
00:14:47We went to the zoo yesterday
00:14:50Today we're going to the beach
00:14:59I
00:15:29I
00:16:00Breathe in
00:16:05And
00:16:09Then
00:16:19Okay, just panic attack be over soon
00:16:29Hmm I'm Lily Tuesday Markovich Tuesday
00:17:00Could I help you with that glue I
00:17:05Could get it off your clothes
00:17:09Talent
00:17:12Could soak it water take a second
00:17:19You sure you're right in there
00:17:23All right, well, I'm just right outside if you need me
00:17:29I
00:17:59I
00:18:29I
00:18:48Sort of incredible
00:18:59You you you I am me
00:19:07Unique
00:19:18I
00:19:21Haven't
00:19:24Spoken
00:19:27Long time
00:19:29I'm telling you Oh
00:19:59I
00:20:30I
00:20:37Jesus
00:20:59I
00:21:30I
00:21:35Not filthy anymore
00:21:59I
00:22:17Please don't kill me
00:22:22I'm lost
00:22:25Lost I
00:22:26must
00:22:28Can I at least phone my mom
00:22:38Okay
00:22:58I
00:23:28I
00:23:58I
00:24:01Made my head silent
00:24:11It's not usually silent
00:24:17It's usually in your head
00:24:23Always forces
00:24:26Calling me to kill them and bad
00:24:34Everyone's pain
00:24:40Forever
00:24:44Forever
00:24:47Forever
00:24:50Forever
00:24:56Must be good to have a gone for a bit
00:25:01It hurts
00:25:07To myself exist
00:25:20So you're cool
00:25:26Is that sarcasm
00:25:32Yes
00:25:36I love sarcasm
00:25:40So sarcasm, yes
00:25:42I
00:25:50Thought you'd kill me I just want to play you a song think you like it
00:26:05It's about well, I think it's about
00:26:09someone whose life is
00:26:11so full of misery so for pain that
00:26:16Good day is just
00:26:20Good day. It's just a day without that
00:26:26You know song
00:26:34Happy to have a day without
00:26:41I
00:26:47Gotta go
00:27:03Do you listen to up often
00:27:05I
00:27:35Was didn't even get no static from the tower
00:27:39Yesterday them booze trying to blast me saw the police and they roll right past
00:28:05I
00:28:35I
00:29:05I
00:29:22Here it is again
00:29:24What is that?
00:29:27It's nothing I told you everyone gets paranoid when they smoke for the first time honestly
00:29:35Hmm
00:29:46So
00:29:52You didn't go I
00:29:56Couldn't
00:29:58was too sick and
00:30:01Only the ones that wanted sympathy points came to visit
00:30:05And even they don't come anymore
00:30:11Friends can be shit
00:30:14Well, I've never had a friend
00:30:20Well
00:30:21I'm saying they all left me. Well all beings in the world
00:30:26fear and despise
00:30:28Me
00:30:32What if my mom doesn't love me well, what if my mom doesn't love me
00:30:37My mother was a little void of darkness
00:30:42Produced me all alone in a womb spat me out
00:30:48Never spoke to me again
00:30:50Oh
00:30:57You've been
00:31:08Mm-hmm
00:31:13Will you stay until she comes back
00:31:16I will stay until the woman comes
00:31:26Thank you
00:31:45Oh
00:32:16Oh
00:32:21Help me help me
00:32:28Help me
00:32:35She opposed me almost one had 12 twos
00:32:40Hmm
00:32:45Absolute quick big surprise Oh
00:32:49Very sarcastic
00:32:52Really
00:32:56English
00:33:01Let the one among you who is without sin catch the first stone
00:33:08You have no idea
00:33:17556 and here's 30
00:33:21Extra because I was late. Sorry about that. No, you're fine for the extra. Oh, I'll come in a bit later tomorrow
00:33:26Oh, it's okay
00:33:28Great. So come in a bit later. No, no, I mean just take the extra and come in at the regular time
00:33:34Is that your bag right there nurse back 3,000? Yeah. Okay. I think she'd like to spend time with you
00:33:42Excuse me
00:33:45Tuesday
00:33:47She needs to spend more time with you
00:33:50You know, I don't think that's any of your concern
00:33:54Honestly, I mean with all due respect
00:33:58Okay, for real
00:33:59You don't understand
00:34:02Anything about the demands of my job or the hours that I have to endure what sorry, what are you doing? Sorry?
00:34:08Just what just oh
00:34:20Thank you
00:34:26Well, yeah, you can come in a little late tomorrow
00:34:32And
00:34:35Now we kiss
00:34:39I'm not attracted to you. Oh
00:34:41Oh, no. No, I didn't I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I was just making a joke. Oh, I didn't please don't sue me
00:34:48I didn't um, I don't think I could actually prove misconduct. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good
00:34:53Good, that's good. Good good
00:35:01You
00:35:03You
00:35:30Just breathe
00:35:34One thought at a time
00:35:41You have to tell her and do it clearly
00:35:47Directly
00:35:48Just like we talked about
00:35:51Then she'll understand and we'll be done
00:35:55She's
00:35:57What she's you're right in my ear canal, she just whisper or something
00:36:09You're nervous
00:36:12Yes
00:36:14Don't worry just say the words you don't know my mom
00:36:19Hi
00:36:25Hi my frog, I'm a mom
00:36:29Sorry, I was late work was crazy
00:36:33Well, no theater
00:36:37You believe that we're still doing that AI calendar for Sony I I knew I knew that the skills had to be in black and white
00:36:44but Jonathan
00:36:46Insisted that they be in color. Jonathan's an idiot. Yeah, he really is
00:36:51anyway, obviously this batch doesn't work so now we have to reschedule all of these tech companies and the robots and
00:36:59we have a new assistant right and
00:37:01Well
00:37:06What
00:37:10Nothing
00:37:17I need to talk to you
00:37:24Sure
00:37:30Let's do that first thing tomorrow morning
00:37:33And we could watch a movie or we could look at mesmerize if you want
00:37:47I know for sure. I didn't pick up the price, which is
00:37:54I'm going to die
00:38:01Tonight
00:38:09Don't say stupid things like that, okay
00:38:16Oh
00:38:27This thing's water, this is on floor
00:38:35Mom
00:38:38Yeah, I know you can't cope with this
00:38:42You're not ready and you won't survive it you have to let me help you
00:38:52This is not something we're gonna talk about tonight or any night, okay
00:39:00Could you please come out and talk to her what you said you were no, but then I'll be ready
00:39:09Who are you talking to
00:39:12He's here
00:39:16Who is here
00:39:19Can you please just come out so she can see you okay Tuesday stop it come out
00:39:27Stop it mom. It's gonna be all right
00:39:41Hmm
00:39:53Adam
00:40:00You need to say goodbye to your order
00:40:07Life
00:40:09Every life ends
00:40:13You cannot avoid
00:40:39Oh
00:41:09Oh
00:41:39Oh
00:42:09Oh
00:42:21What to help him I
00:42:25Didn't go anywhere near him
00:42:28He's been here all day
00:42:32What it's gonna be okay, but I don't I don't
00:42:40I don't
00:42:45It's not feeling well
00:42:56Breathe in
00:43:00And breathe out
00:43:04And in
00:43:07And out
00:43:12Good okay
00:43:23Can it just can it just give us ten minutes
00:43:36Can you give us ten minutes
00:44:06Oh
00:44:21Are you gonna be okay, don't worry
00:44:36You
00:45:06You
00:45:36Oh
00:46:06Oh
00:46:36Oh
00:47:06Oh
00:47:33She needs to die
00:47:36Oh
00:48:06Oh
00:48:36Oh
00:48:46You have to go well
00:48:52It left it it had to go it you know because it was here the whole day
00:49:00It's
00:49:05Everyone else you had to take care of everyone else. Mm-hmm, right
00:49:26Oh
00:49:29Oh
00:49:33She say when you be back later, but now it's bedtime
00:49:47Remind me not to step on those in the morning
00:49:52Mom mm-hmm don't step in those in the morning. Okay. God
00:49:59Oh
00:50:29Oh
00:51:00Oh, yeah, I
00:51:06Said what is this Mormon country, you know, and I can't use that as an insult. Are we like holding hands and eating?
00:51:13banana bread
00:51:17What you think that's too aggressive don't think you understand how tender oh, I know exactly how tender works I do first word Oh
00:51:25Oh
00:51:27Little a little word
00:51:30And in by and
00:51:38But in
00:51:42Well, oh the
00:51:45the
00:51:46the okay
00:51:49second word
00:51:51X
00:51:52The X the X files. Oh, no, that's not okay. Oh
00:52:04Tense okay the X the X tense. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Oh
00:52:17Is that your IV
00:52:20The extents your IV
00:52:25Extensive oh
00:52:28The extensive
00:52:30Mm-hmm guide. Yes to superior and excellent and yes
00:52:39Well, I know that book
00:52:42You have to say the name
00:52:45Oh
00:52:48Sorry
00:52:49Would you guess like I'm not wait a minute
00:52:54Would you care for a?
00:52:56pin
00:52:58No, would you like me to get the sofa fixed? Yes. Hmm. I will
00:53:11Let me see what was I gonna do where was I gonna go?
00:53:14I
00:53:19Okay, others think others think
00:53:45Oh
00:54:03It hurts where honey everywhere
00:54:11All right, let's get you out of here
00:54:14I
00:54:37The mesmerizes up in your room come find them. Oh, yeah
00:54:45Oh
00:54:53My stalker peed on me whilst I was sleeping
00:54:58Could have been worse. Well, yeah, it could have been a dump I guess
00:55:06Turn oh
00:55:09Oh
00:55:12Look oh my god, how cute that's precious
00:55:19Turn
00:55:25Did you know yes, I haven't been upstairs in over a year
00:55:32I
00:55:39Thought we were gonna fix the light please mom what there's not enough there
00:55:54Please
00:55:56Oh
00:56:00Okay, one two three
00:56:06One two
00:56:11One two three
00:56:21It's nothing here told you
00:56:26And the Arbus portrait was here and that went to a dealer in Camden last year
00:56:31and this is where my bed was obviously, but I mean it was way way too big and
00:56:37This is where that massive oak closet was that my mom left me
00:56:44practical as always
00:56:48Yeah, and the angel clock and let's was down here and check out the other rooms see
00:56:56So you sold all this stuff
00:57:03Yeah, mm-hmm
00:57:06Mm-hmm
00:57:08Here's the bathroom, but I have to warn you it's a little bit depressing but you know
00:57:14Yes, so you remember these tiles? I took them off all by myself. I got a really good price
00:57:20But everything in here still works. So come
00:57:24Go in here
00:57:27It was actually kind of amazing because I practically sold the whole play set online
00:57:33Which is bizarre and the rocking horse. Oh
00:57:37Remember the rats those those Bishop rats. There was like a set of four of them. I got a great price for those things
00:57:48You don't work anymore
00:57:52Yeah, I do stop lying hey watch it
00:57:57I am watching
00:57:59And I know you don't work
00:58:01and you probably just
00:58:05Drive around all day neat cheese
00:58:13That's what I thought okay
00:58:15That's enough
00:58:16Why did you bring me up here? You begged me to come up here. Didn't you you begged me?
00:58:21Come up here and walk mom
00:58:23Feel sorry for you. You lower your time. What you living in this fucking dump
00:58:33Sorry
00:58:37It's not a fucking dump
00:58:46It's the reality of the situation
00:58:48Isn't it?
00:58:50This is what parents do they do what they have to do
00:58:53Okay, and it's good to be honest about that
00:58:58So you need to look reality in the eye instead of just getting angry at me about it
00:59:04Are you being serious right now? Hey cool it
00:59:15Have to get water mom's I'll be right back mom. Could you please just wait I'll be right
00:59:22back
00:59:52I
01:00:22I
01:00:48Brought the smallest screwdriver no, I don't
01:00:52Need the bigger one because I've got to screw the thing
01:00:58Back into the thing. I don't need that one. You'll need it. It's the contact in the wiring. No, I don't need that one
01:01:06Okay
01:01:07Now do me a favor go and turn this on
01:01:13Turn it on
01:01:15Oh
01:01:31When did he say you'd be back? Oh my god, turn it off. I don't want to electrocute myself
01:01:40And he'd have to come back
01:01:43Very funny
01:01:48Where is he?
01:01:51What
01:01:56What was that
01:01:59Where is he
01:02:02Who?
01:02:05Who are you an owl? Yeah, I'm an owl
01:02:13God
01:02:15Have you lost your mind? Just tell me what you did. I
01:02:23Didn't get a screwdriver
01:02:25From you that I asked for I asked you for the big screwdriver the one with the red handle and you inexplicably brought another one
01:02:32So I want just tell me what you did. I didn't do
01:02:42Oh
01:03:12I
01:03:43Oh
01:03:51Holy fucking god in heaven fuck
01:03:58Stay calm
01:04:00She's in shock
01:04:04I'm calm. Yeah
01:04:08But she's I know
01:04:11Are you okay?
01:04:26I
01:04:28Need you to stay calm
01:04:34Scare
01:04:37Okay, okay
01:04:40Yeah
01:05:10I
01:05:19Just leave her find a later
01:05:32So how's your day been
01:05:41A dog's head
01:05:45Barked at me
01:05:52As I saw blood
01:06:01The news said there's
01:06:06Zombie cows roaming around the countryside
01:06:11Stab victims of having attacks
01:06:17Refugees surviving drowning I
01:06:25Mom's done something
01:06:31Is this the apocalypse is that what's happening I need your help
01:06:40I
01:06:47Have a plan to fix things, but I can't do it without you
01:06:59I'll help
01:07:04Don't thank me it's my fucking job. Sorry
01:07:10It's my f-ing job
01:07:37Stop panicking
01:07:40I
01:07:43Breathe
01:07:47It's okay
01:07:58She okay I
01:08:05Think she
01:08:11I
01:08:29Okay, you go are you sure
01:08:37Don't forget to take your beta blockers. Yeah
01:08:41Yeah, stop stop you fucker
01:08:49You're fired
01:09:10I
01:09:40I
01:10:08Have to go
01:10:10I have to go
01:10:12Are you gonna go?
01:10:14Where
01:10:19Listen
01:10:21Breathe
01:10:26We need to help everyone
01:10:31Thank you
01:10:35Okay
01:10:37You have to get strong now
01:10:43You can I can't you can and you have to let me help you
01:10:53Okay
01:10:58Okay
01:11:01Okay
01:11:03Okay, just go mom
01:11:21Tell me tell me
01:11:33I
01:11:35Give us this day our daily bread
01:11:38And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us lead us not into temptation
01:11:45But deliver us from evil
01:11:48For thine is the kingdom power and the glory forever and ever
01:11:56Amen
01:12:00You're doing God's work God's work, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
01:12:25I
01:12:55I
01:13:07Thank God you're here
01:13:25Oh
01:13:36Please please just let me go with her
01:13:48Coming to see you my darling here I come
01:13:55I
01:14:25Please
01:14:28Please take me
01:14:32Take me, please
01:14:37Finally finally
01:14:55You
01:15:26I
01:15:28Stabbed me. Can you believe it? Can you believe this?
01:15:34Mommy, mommy, mommy
01:15:55You
01:16:25You
01:16:55You
01:17:25Oh
01:17:51You're awake
01:17:54You missed this crab colony it was absolutely amazing listen, um, I have to go pee
01:18:01But then I want to tell you something. Okay?
01:18:03well
01:18:06Wow
01:18:08I'm really good at this frog
01:18:12And I was thinking
01:18:17We can do this full-time, right
01:18:23I want to go home. Hang on. Okay, I'll be right back
01:18:53I
01:19:23I
01:19:53I
01:20:23I
01:20:54Oh
01:21:17You
01:21:23You
01:21:39Hey
01:21:53I
01:22:19Mean does that make sense?
01:22:23Mm-hmm
01:22:32Please
01:22:39Okay
01:22:42But
01:22:44You say it exactly like that or I will well rip you apart from the inside
01:22:51Hmm
01:22:56That's fair
01:23:21I
01:23:23I
01:23:50Heard you
01:23:52Hate you
01:23:55No, no, I hate you I
01:24:01Heard you I
01:24:04Heard you I heard you you're breathing to calm yourself down
01:24:13Is that something you do a lot honey
01:24:22Well, I felt it I felt the pain that you have
01:24:44Look I I am
01:24:46I
01:24:51Don't know
01:24:52What I am
01:24:54Without you
01:24:55Who I am without you. I don't know what the world is without you in it
01:25:02I've absolutely no idea
01:25:06And
01:25:09Because of that I think I don't know I was scared I was I was fighting for my own life
01:25:17but I
01:25:20Love you so much more than me
01:25:25And this is your life and
01:25:31From now on
01:25:37We're gonna do what's best for you
01:25:41You know, you don't have to be in any
01:25:45More pain
01:25:52And you don't have to worry about me any more, okay
01:26:05You'll be okay
01:26:11Promise
01:26:14I
01:26:44Mm-hmm
01:26:53Right, let's get you home loving
01:27:14I
01:27:44I
01:28:14I
01:28:40Come on woman let me out
01:28:44I
01:29:14I
01:29:44I
01:30:14I
01:30:20Love you more than anything
01:30:44Oh
01:30:59My god
01:31:06No, oh no, oh no
01:31:14Oh
01:31:44Hmm
01:32:14I
01:32:44I
01:33:14I
01:33:44I
01:34:14I
01:34:37Need to eat, okay
01:34:39Would you give it a rest?
01:34:41Osteoporosis hair loss, it's all caused by calcium deficiency. Wow, that's cool
01:35:11I
01:35:13I
01:35:40You're gonna kill me
01:35:44Hmm No
01:35:51Why are you here?
01:35:54Mm-hmm
01:35:56To
01:35:58See how you are
01:36:05Oh
01:36:13I
01:36:31Drink
01:36:43I
01:37:14You
01:37:22Know I really think it would be better if I was dead
01:37:31Really because I was thinking if there is an afterlife or a god
01:37:43You
01:37:47You know, I get that that's confidential information but
01:37:55If there is an afterlife
01:37:58then
01:37:59It would be better for me to be there with her, you know to take care of her
01:38:06and to
01:38:08Be with her
01:38:13And if there isn't an afterlife
01:38:19Then
01:38:29Why am I here
01:38:31I
01:38:43Nothing, I'm nothing really
01:38:58Please
01:39:01I
01:39:31I
01:39:46There is no God
01:39:52Not in any human way
01:40:02Makes sense, but there is an afterlife
01:40:10The echo you leave the legacy your memory
01:40:20This
01:40:22This is Tuesday's after life
01:40:26How you live it is how she lives
01:40:32I
01:40:37From now on we're gonna do what's best for you
01:40:42You know, you don't have to be in any more pain and
01:40:46You don't have to worry about me any more
01:40:54You'll be okay promise promise
01:41:02Promise promise promise promise
01:41:20You're a real fucker, you know that
01:41:31Oh
01:41:44Thank you
01:42:01You
01:42:09Right
01:42:20Get up
01:42:31I
01:42:51Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God, I don't know but today seems kind of high no
01:42:58Barking from the dog no small and mama cook the breakfast with no
01:43:02Oh, I got my glove on but didn't kick out finally got a call from a girl
01:43:07I want to dig out hooked it up. But later as I hit the dope thinking will I live another 24?
01:43:14I gotta go cuz I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch I can make the ass
01:43:20Drop had to stop at a red light looking in my mirror not a checker in sight
01:43:26And everything is all right, I got a beat from Kim and she could do it all night
01:43:32Call it up the homies that I'm maxing y'all which part are y'all playing basketball?
01:43:38Get me on the court and I'm troubled last week messed around and got a triple double
01:43:44Freaking brothers every way like MJ. I can't believe today was a good day
01:43:55I
01:44:25Shake them up. Shake them up. Shake them. Roll them in a circle of homies and watch me break them with the 7 7 11
01:44:327 11
01:44:347 even back don't little jump. I picked up the cash
01:44:39Then we played ball and I'm yelling
01:44:42Plus nobody. I know got killed in South Central LA today was a good day
01:44:55I
01:45:08Had the
01:45:17And my Jimmy runs deep so deep so deep put her butt to sleep
01:45:23Walk her up around one. She didn't hesitate to call ice cube the top gun over to the pad
01:45:30And I'm coasting took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion. I was glad everything had worked out
01:45:38Drop the bird off in the church
01:45:41Today was like one of those fine dreams didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
01:45:47No helicopter looking for the murder to win the morning got the fat
01:45:53Even saw the lights of the good year blood and it read ice cubes up
01:45:58Drunk as hell, but no throwing up halfway home and my pages still blowing up today
01:46:05I didn't even have to use my 8k. I gotta say it was a good
01:46:22I
01:46:47Don't know what I'm thinking about
01:46:52I
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