सेल्फी भाई का नाम सुनते ही सब लोगों का पेशाब छूट जाता है - Rajpal Yadav - Best Comedy Scenes
सेल्फी भाई का नाम सुनते ही सब लोगों का पेशाब छूट जाता है - Rajpal Yadav - Best Comedy Scenes
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00:41I've told you many times, keep me above 100..
00:43..aged 100 doesnt fit me.
00:48What happend?
00:50Exact reports.
00:51We have raised 10 million dollars to win a fight competition.
00:57What about that?
00:58Boss, take over our land in Soekar, boss.
01:03Sir.
01:05What were you saying?
01:06Boss, I got a call from Dubai.
01:07They are offering me a partnership.
01:09You told them, right?
01:11Shut up!
01:12It's been four months.
01:14The electricity bill hasn't been paid.
01:16And listen to me.
01:18Ten million dollars.
01:19Take over the land.
01:21Partnership with my brother in Dubai?
01:23I'm giving you a week's time.
01:25If you don't pay me, then I'll...
01:28What?
01:29What will you cut?
01:30Electricity.
01:31Of course.
01:32We're in trouble.
01:33What was that?
01:35Boss, we get humiliated all the time.
01:38But this is a little too much.
01:40Boss, we thought it was a client.
01:43Boss, we'll exercise.
01:45Do some work, or we'll get cut.
01:49Are our commandos ready?
01:51Yes, boss. All our commandos are ready.
01:54But what's the plan today?
01:58All of you sit in the car.
02:00I'll get ready and come.
02:01Yes, boss.
02:02Boss.
02:04This don is shouting everywhere.
02:06I'm the don. I'm the don. I'm the don.
02:08Do you think I'm Ramu?
02:09No, sir.
02:10What are you saying?
02:12Do we need a name?
02:13Do we need a medal?
02:14Of course, sir.
02:14Do we need media coverage?
02:16How long?
02:17How long will we live in this ignorance?
02:18How long?
02:19Sir, think of a plan.
02:21Sir, think of a plan to catch this selfie don.
02:23Sir, give me an idea.
02:25No. Not at all.
02:26No, sir. Listen to me.
02:28I have a great idea.
02:30Sir, when the don clicks a selfie and calls you,
02:34tell him to catch you if he has the guts.
02:40Wow. Wow, Mishra. Wow.
02:43Thank you, sir.
02:44Where do you get such ideas from?
02:46Sir.
02:47Where do you get them from?
02:48Sir, it's God's grace.
02:49Shut up.
02:51Idiot.
02:52Go and get tea for me.
02:53Okay, sir.
02:55Sir, I'll just be back.
02:56Sir, I'll get samosas for you.
02:58Sir, have some samosas.
02:59I'm getting them, sir.
03:00I'm going, sir.
03:01If I stay with such idiots, I won't be able to catch
03:04not only the don, but also the Pokemon.
03:15Stop. Stop. Stop.
03:16Stop. Stop. Stop.
03:17Stop. Stop.
03:21Show me the license and papers of the car.
03:23Do you have the documents?
03:25Show me.
03:28The papers and license are fine, but the challenge will be cut.
03:31Why?
03:32Because you're not wearing a belt.
03:34My pant isn't so loose that I have to wear a belt.
03:38Joke.
03:40The don knows all the laws.
03:42And the don always takes the law in his hands.
03:45He doesn't break it.
03:46And the law is that you have to wear a seatbelt inside the car,
03:50not outside.
03:52You're right.
03:54Where are you going?
03:55To rob a bank.
03:56To rob a bank?
03:58I don't understand.
03:59You'll understand, ma'am.
04:01It's easier to understand the don.
04:03Hey.
04:07Move. Let him go.
04:08Move.
04:21Sir. Sir.
04:22Get up. Get up.
04:23Sorry, sir. Sorry.
04:24Sometimes you have to fall down to go up.
04:28Because you're a selfie don.
04:31Yes, sir.
04:32Come on.
04:34Yes, sir.
04:34Come on, everyone.
04:35Yes, sir.
04:36First floor people, go back.
04:38Ground floor people, come forward.
04:39Smile.
04:49Yes.
04:51Who is it?
04:51It's me.
04:53Selfie?
04:55Selfie.
04:56Listen, I'll take a selfie and send it to you.
04:58Okay.
04:59I'm going to rob a bank.
05:00KPS bank.
05:02And you stop urinating.
05:03And if you have the guts, catch me.
05:07How do you know that I'm urinating?
05:09People stop urinating as soon as they hear the name selfie.
05:12Keep it there.
05:15Take this.
05:15No, sir. I've kept it in my pocket.
05:17Mr. Mishra, get out quickly.
05:18Come on. Come on.
05:19Run. Run.
05:22Mr. Mishra, why isn't the car starting?
05:26Sir, Mr. Mishra went on a long drive with his girlfriend.
05:29Sorry, sir.
05:30Sir, he didn't even fill up the diesel.
05:31Double sorry, sir.
05:32Sir, pay the government money.
05:33Triple sorry, sir.
05:34Sir.
05:35Shut up.
05:36Shit.
05:37Because of these fools, he always escapes from me.
05:40How will we catch him?
05:42Sir, why are you getting so emotional?
05:44We have an idea.
05:47What?
05:47Bring the gun.
05:54Sir, one minute.
05:55Sir, one minute.
05:56Sir, one minute.
06:02It's prohibited to bring a gun inside.
06:03It's prohibited to bring a gun inside.
06:06It's prohibited to bring a gun inside.
06:14Madam, take my number.
06:15How can you do that?
06:31Lie down wherever you want to.
06:36What?
06:43Hey, Thap-Thap!
06:45Hey, Thap-Thap!
06:47Hey, Thap-Thap!
06:49Hey, Thap-Thap!
07:00First, call the Kanpur police station.
07:03Sit down.
07:06And listen to Thap-Thap.
07:17You came here to lie down?
07:20To rob a bank?
07:21Who told you to lie down here?
07:23You told me to lie down, so I did.
07:26I didn't tell you to lie down in a brown T-shirt.
07:33What happened to you, ma'am?
07:36You told me not to lie down in a brown T-shirt.
07:44I mean, listen to me carefully.
07:47Those who want to rob a bank, have to stand up.
07:53Who are you?
07:55I'm the bank manager.
07:57I pay people's bills every day.
08:00I pay people's bills every day.
08:03But my wallet...
08:05My wallet is always empty.
08:08Sir, please let me rob a bank.
08:11What will I do if you rob a bank?
08:13I'll sit in the bank as a manager.
08:17Do one thing.
08:19Take him straight to the bank.
08:21Pay him as much money as he has in the bank.
08:23Then meet me. I'll give you work in the bank.
08:26Okay?
08:27Go, go, go.
08:29Go, go, go.
08:31Did you come here to lie down or to rob a bank?
08:35I went to him. He said I'll have to take a token to rob a bank.
08:38Token?
08:40And he said there's no token to rob a bank.
08:43Come to the label.
08:45Why are you standing in a queue in the bank?
08:49He told me to deposit 7,000 rupees in the bank.
08:52Let's withdraw this first.
08:54Come here.
08:55Come to the label.
08:58Why were you standing in a queue?
09:00What were you discussing?
09:02He said he has a good scheme for me.
09:05He said I'll get insurance for him.
09:08Yes, he has a good scheme.
09:16Hello, police station.
09:19Some people have attacked our bank.
09:23Please...
09:26Should I give you the police's private number?
09:29Sorry, sorry.
09:31Listen, there's no need to inform the police.
09:34I've already informed the police.
09:36The police will be here any moment.
09:38And listen, public people.
09:41After we leave, you have to leave slowly.
09:47Otherwise, you'll leave together.
09:49You might bump into each other.
09:51You might fall down.
09:53Sorry, sir.
09:55Can't you see where you're going?
10:03Do one thing.
10:05Return this stuff.
10:09I'll return it, but why?
10:12If you wanted to return it, why did you loot it?
10:17Listen, don't argue with the selfie guy.
10:20Just follow the order.
10:23Rule is rule.
10:25He's crazy.
10:27He didn't even get the money.
10:31Chotu, are you crazy?
10:34He's short and dumb.
10:36Half height, half mind.
10:39Let's go.
10:41Stop it.
10:43Stop it.
10:45Stop it.
10:47Look, we're going to catch the selfie guy.
10:50Let us go.
10:52First of all, you three are on the same scooter without a helmet.
10:55And you're planning to make the fourth one sit on it.
10:57Move aside.
10:59Look, I agree we're divorced.
11:02But don't bring up the past.
11:05Excuse me.
11:07I don't like breaking rules at home or on the road.
11:10Ex-sister-in-law.
11:12We're police officers.
11:14We're on duty.
11:16Let us go.
11:18Ex-sister-in-law.
11:20Pandey, you're done for.
11:23You're done for.
11:25He's gone.
11:27He had to go.
11:29He didn't break the rules.
11:31He didn't break your aunt's rules.
11:33He's going to rob a bank.
11:35Excuse me, Mr. Pandey.
11:37You'll be Mrs. Ex-Pandey.
11:39Boss.
11:51Tell me.
11:53What is it, boss?
11:55The don can hear everything you want to say.
11:58Say whatever you want to.
12:00I don't understand one thing.
12:02When we spend so much,
12:04the oil of four cars burns,
12:06we go to the bank, rob the bank,
12:08and deposit all the money back in the bank.
12:10Why?
12:12Practice makes the man perfect.
12:14No.
12:16Whatever we did was a practice match.
12:17We'll play the final match somewhere else.
12:20Really?
12:22To become a big shot,
12:24you have to rob and practice.
12:26You won't understand.
12:28Then make us understand.
12:30The day you grow up,
12:32you'll understand everything.
12:34Don't worry, John Ibrahim.
12:36Yes.
12:38Yes.
12:43What happened to my slap?
12:45Slap?
12:47Boss, I understand everything.
12:49You don't love me.
12:51You have forgotten your younger sister.
12:53What happened? Why do you look so sad?
12:55To tell you the truth,
12:57there is a boy named Gogo.
12:59I love him a lot.
13:01We even swore to live and die together.
13:03But that Gogo,
13:05that Gogo's son cheated me.
13:07And he broke my heart full of love.
13:09I understand everything.
13:11Show me a selfie of him.
13:12I didn't change my face so much
13:14that you can't even stand in a group
13:16without a selfie.
13:18Show me.
13:20This is him.
13:22This girl?
13:24Brother, this is the girl
13:26because of whom Gogo left me.
13:28Oh, I see.
13:30The girl because of whom
13:32Gogo left my sister.
13:34I won't leave this girl for my sister.
13:36Move.
13:38Move.
13:42Move.