Comedy Circus Ke Taansen _ Comedy Shows
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00:00Where would I want to go?
00:02When the pain is too much, you should call a doctor.
00:07There is a new clinic in Ramgarh where there is one doctor but many patients.
00:12Presenting Sudesh as doctor and Krishna as various characters.
00:24Look, I am a very old doctor in Ramgarh.
00:27I am such an old doctor that I have seen only one delivery.
00:33Since the time I have become a doctor, maybe someone has fallen ill here.
00:37But despite that, 11 cases are running on me without any reason.
00:42Now see, when will the 12th case come? I am waiting.
00:45Why is there so much silence?
00:48So many claps have been given, do you see silence?
00:50I will not change my dialogue for a couple of claps.
00:58Hello, are you worried?
01:01What happened?
01:02There is a lot of pain in my knees.
01:05Are you mad?
01:06Then why are you coughing and confusing me?
01:09You will be confused now, doctor.
01:12Why?
01:13Because I have come to get my eyes treated.
01:17Tell me, since when are your eyes bad?
01:21Doctor, when did China attack India?
01:251971
01:26Yes, so this is a matter of days.
01:30Are you mad?
01:31Then why are you talking about China and India?
01:33I am asking for personal knowledge.
01:36Nowadays, Jai's show is also coming on KBC.
01:39I hope they don't call me a celebrity in that.
01:42Lie down.
01:44Why are you making me lie down?
01:45Doctor, I will pay the fees.
01:47You are a very dirty man.
01:51Is this the way to talk to elders?
01:54If I was not blind, I would have seen you.
02:01Once Archana came to me.
02:04Look, diseases are of all kinds.
02:06She said, doctor, I get scared at night.
02:09I don't know what happens to me.
02:10I have bad dreams.
02:11I said, no problem.
02:12You tell your husband or Parmeet to sleep facing me.
02:17She said, I told you.
02:19He said, you sleep, I will be scared all night.
02:25Can I say something?
02:26Yes.
02:27You have maintained yourself very well.
02:29You have become so old, but you still look like an old man.
02:32Come, sit with me.
02:35First, congratulate me.
02:37For what?
02:38A baby has been born in my house at night.
02:40Wow, congratulations.
02:41Yes, of the neighbor.
02:43What do you mean?
02:44No, no, I have a clinic at home.
02:45So the neighbor had the delivery done at my house.
02:47Okay.
02:48Yes, yes.
02:49Have some sweets.
02:50Take it.
02:52Take it.
02:54Wow.
02:55This is love.
02:56All the patients are our own.
02:59If you love them, God will be happy.
03:01Right, doctor?
03:03Stop talking.
03:05First, clean your mouth.
03:10You should have some manners.
03:12You start anywhere.
03:15You should have some manners.
03:17You start anywhere.
03:18You start anywhere.
03:20Stop talking nonsense.
03:21First of all, tell me.
03:22I want to check my blood pressure.
03:24Okay.
03:33Yesterday, Ramlal gave me his hand.
03:35Oh.
03:38Psst.
03:39Psst.
03:40Psst.
03:41Psst.
03:42Psst.
03:43Psst.
03:44Psst.
03:45Psst.
03:47What is the BP?
03:49Naughty at 40.
03:52Naughty at 40?
03:53Yes, that's why I need to give you an injection.
03:55Injection?
03:56Yes.
03:57Give me your hand.
03:58One minute.
03:59Give me the injection slowly, doctor.
04:00I don't have an injection.
04:01I have a spoon.
04:02Let me give it to you.
04:06I haven't given you an injection yet.
04:08Take this.
04:09That's it.
04:10It's done.
04:11Doctor.
04:12It's done.
04:13Doctor.
04:14Doctor.
04:15I didn't give you an injection here.
04:16I gave you an injection there.
04:19That's it, doctor.
04:21It's done.
04:23That's it.
04:24Now, you won't have any problem with your BP.
04:26Doctor, I have come for an important work.
04:27What?
04:28Can you stick this hand back?
04:31I can fix your BP problem right now.
04:33How?
04:35Like this.
04:45I am talking about blood pressure.
04:47I am also talking about blood pressure.
04:49You don't understand.
04:50I have recorded it in Comedy Circus.
04:52If you watch it, your BP will go away automatically.
04:55Okay.
04:56You want me to stick your hand back?
04:57Yes.
04:58Where should I stick it?
04:59Stick it wherever it is.
05:00There?
05:01Yes, there.
05:02Let's go behind the curtain.
05:03Why behind the curtain?
05:04No, no.
05:05I have heard that it's fun to stick your hand behind the curtain.
05:08Isn't it?
05:09Come on.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:13You want to go home and get three more kills, right?
05:16Doctor.
05:17Look at this girl.
05:18She is looking so beautiful.
05:19I have done her plastic surgery.
05:21No, no.
05:22Actually, she is Somiya's aunt.
05:25This is my hard work.
05:26This is your love.
05:28Because I...
05:29Come on.
05:33Come on.
05:35Come on.
05:37I think you didn't recognize me.
05:39You are showing attitude as if you are Gabbar Singh.
05:41I am the real Gabbar.
05:47You scoundrels.
05:50Recognize me?
05:53You are lying.
05:54Oh, God.
05:56How many men were there?
05:58Now you recognize me?
06:00You are lying.
06:01You are scaring me.
06:03You will recognize me after his act.
06:06I know.
06:08You are the same doctor
06:10who has put both hands of Thakur.
06:13Now Gabbar will cut both your hands.
06:16Oh, God.
06:18Oh, God.
06:21Give me a chance.
06:22You are making fun of me.
06:23Ask me my last wish.
06:24Okay.
06:26Then I have Jai's coin.
06:28I will toss it.
06:30If I get a hand,
06:31I will cut both your hands.
06:33And if I get a tail,
06:35I will finish the act.
06:44Tail act is over.
06:51Mr. Dalit,
06:52would you like to work
06:53and join this clinic?