VeggieTales: Beauty and the Beet (without intro)
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00:00Let's get this show on the road.
00:01But, Larry, I was just about to...
00:03No time, Bob.
00:05We got a letter. A handwritten letter.
00:07A letter? We usually just get e-mails.
00:09It's urgent. Look.
00:11Oh, crayon. This is serious.
00:14Dear Bob and Larry,
00:15there's a new girl at my school named Mary.
00:17She can be a little cranky and rude.
00:19It makes me want to be mean right back to her.
00:21What should I do?
00:23Your friend, Grace.
00:24Wow, that's a great idea.
00:26I'm sure she'll be just fine.
00:29Wow, that's a great question.
00:31And urgent.
00:32Wardrobe!
00:33What?
00:34We gotta get changed to get ready for the show.
00:36Grace, we've got just the story for you.
00:38Our veggie version of the classic fairy tale,
00:41Beauty and the Beast.
00:43You gotta get cooking.
00:44Larry, this is no way to introduce a show.
00:48Sure it is, Bob.
00:49Introducing Beauty and the Beat.
00:59Our next entry in the Greensburg Talent Show
01:01is a family band.
01:03They've got a swinging song
01:04and I think they're gonna go places.
01:07Give a big hand to the Veggietones.
01:12Hi.
01:14Oh, come on, kids.
01:16Okay, Robbie, go ahead.
01:18♪
01:25Everybody says I'm crazy
01:27To be talking with a guy like you
01:33They say I should stop
01:34But I can't do what they want me to
01:40Telling me that you're no good
01:44Don't think they ever understood
01:47That it's true that a girl's gotta do
01:49What a girl's gotta do
01:53Cause, baby, God sees something in you
01:56They can't see
01:58Hey, you guys are really good.
02:00You folks want another gig?
02:02A paying gig?
02:06I gotta show you love
02:10Well, hey, mister.
02:11What's a fella gotta do to get a test drive around here?
02:14Well, they're saying I'm a fool
02:16That you're cruel
02:17And I'm wasting my time
02:21I need to make tracks
02:23Start packing up
02:24And leave you behind
02:30If they could see you through his eyes
02:34Maybe then they'd realize
02:37There's nothing in your life
02:38If you haven't heard them yet, folks, you will.
02:40They're called the Veggietones.
02:42Hi.
02:43The song's called I Gotta Show You Love.
02:45Cause, baby, God sees something in you
02:47They can't see
02:49You're rough around the edges, baby, I agree
02:52But he's telling me from above
02:56I gotta show you love
03:03These guys are gonna be huge.
03:06So you've got a few rough edges
03:09And you're not too polished and refined
03:12But you're standing out from all the others, baby
03:15Cause you're one of a kind
03:20Ladies and gentlemen, the Veggietones!
03:25Before we take a final bow,
03:27let me introduce the family.
03:29On the drums, guitar, and bass
03:31are my sons Buddy, Bobby, and Rob.
03:34My daughters Katrina and Sabrina
03:36singing those high harmonies.
03:39And our little sweet potato on lead
03:41with the voice of an angel, Mirabelle.
03:45Cause, baby, God sees something in you
03:48They can't see
03:50You're rough around the edges, baby, I agree
03:53But he's telling me from above
03:56I'm the proud papa, Larry Dill.
03:59And you just heard the Veggietones.
04:03You're rough around the edges, baby, I agree
04:06But he's telling me from above
04:10Vegetable Square Party!
04:18Mr. Dill, great show tonight.
04:20Here's your check for the gig, $500.
04:23Thank goodness. We sure could use this.
04:25And here's the bill for the new stage,
04:27the extra lights, and all the food you ate, $494.
04:31That's almost, uh...
04:33Not including tip. Why don't you just keep this?
04:36Careful loading up, boys.
04:38Those are new instruments.
04:41Evening, ladies.
04:42Docus Corota, Daily Fish Rap.
04:44You Veggietones are sure on the rise.
04:46Yeah, it's pretty cool.
04:47We're very excited.
04:48It'll be great for, you know, the exposure and stuff.
04:52Your song on the radio was sure catchy.
04:54The crowd loved it tonight.
04:55Knox and Daviki!
04:57Thanks very much.
04:58It's really rewarding to be able...
05:01Excuse us.
05:02Um...
05:03Here you go, guys.
05:05That should be the last of it.
05:07Thanks, Mirabelle.
05:08Whoa, little lady.
05:09Sure you don't have to haul your own gear, do you?
05:12I know. I just thought the boys could use a hand.
05:15Talented and a heart of gold.
05:17Ugh, Mirabelle.
05:19Goody-two-shoes.
05:20Let's go, Veggietones.
05:21Everybody on the bus.
05:23I got big news.
05:27What's up, Pop?
05:28I just got a call backstage.
05:30We've been invited to play Vegetable Square Garden.
05:35What's that?
05:36It's Vegetable Square Garden.
05:38The venue that launched some of the biggest bands around.
05:41Bands like the Groovy Brothers, the Potatones, and the Yam-Yam-Yams.
05:45We got a long way to go and only a few days to get there, so sit tight.
05:49We're gonna drive straight on through.
05:52It's supposed to snow pretty hard tonight, Pop.
05:54You sure you want to drive?
05:56Are you kidding?
05:57We're not missing this for anything.
05:59Let's rock and roll.
06:04Let's go.
06:23I'm so cold I can't feel my toes.
06:25You don't have toes.
06:27Oh, that's why.
06:35Dad?
06:36It's really getting bad out there.
06:38Shouldn't we find a place to...
06:40That's it.
06:41We have to stop.
06:42Look around for shelter.
06:44I can't move my eyes anymore.
06:46There!
06:47It's alive.
07:05Sure, let's just stay here.
07:08Because nothing bad ever happens at the Creepy Doc Hotel.
07:12This place only gets one star from Madame Chalot.
07:15I can see why.
07:18No!
07:19Pop, we'll be right there.
07:21Please don't be a ghost.
07:22Bobby, stop it.
07:23Don't go away.
07:25Welcome to Beats Alpine Suites.
07:28Come in, come in.
07:31Oh my, this is exciting.
07:36I'll have someone fetch your bags from your bus.
07:40Templeton!
07:42Coming!
07:46Won't be a moment.
07:49I'm on it, boss.
07:51No phone service?
07:53No internet?
07:54Where's your Wi-Fi?
07:56My what-fi?
07:57Not what.
07:58Why.
07:59What?
08:00Why?
08:01I don't know why.
08:02You ask me.
08:03Why can't we ever tour in the Bahamas?
08:05Those ugly shorts, remember?
08:07Are you some kind of singing group?
08:10Not just some singing group.
08:12They're the one and only Veggie Tones.
08:16This is our cook.
08:18We call him Cook.
08:20Easy to remember.
08:21It's a family name.
08:22I can't believe the Veggie Tones are here in our little chalet.
08:25What an honor.
08:27I'm your biggest fan.
08:28That's totally cool.
08:29I have all your albums.
08:30We only have one album.
08:32And I have it.
08:34You know, we give autographs for hot food.
08:44Well, we don't get many travelers these days.
08:47I can't imagine why.
08:49Oh, be nice.
08:50The Veggie Tones, eh?
08:52I'm sure that superstars like yourselves will want a whole floor of executive suites.
08:57You bet.
08:58We're a very close family.
09:00Maybe just one suite.
09:01Oh, just one?
09:03And it doesn't have to be a suite.
09:05It can be not so sweet.
09:06Just a room, then?
09:08We're down to earth, you know.
09:09Want to keep in touch with the common man.
09:11And keep in touch with our last $10.
09:14Ah, you are in the same family?
09:17The kids take after their mother.
09:19We're from France.
09:20The south of France.
09:22How about a little dinner while you wait?
09:24Feast your eyes.
09:26Then feast the rest of your body.
09:28This looks fantastic.
09:30Thank you.
09:31Ah, just a little something I whipped up on short notice.
09:34Are you sure you don't want a few more rooms?
10:01No, thanks.
10:02Too much money on the road can be a slippery slope.
10:05Speaking of slippery slopes, that bus of yours wasn't expensive, was it?
10:11Why?
10:12Do you want me to park it somewhere else?
10:13Oh, no.
10:14It just parked itself down the hill.
10:18Huh?
10:19Way down the hill.
10:21At the bottom.
10:23I'll go get your key.
10:26This gets worse and worse.
10:28Oh, cheer up.
10:29You haven't had dessert yet.
10:31Here, Daddy.
10:32Have one of these chocolate roses.
10:34Oh, no.
10:35Not the chocolate roses.
10:37Thank you.
10:38This looks lovely.
10:39Anything but the chocolate roses.
10:41Those are forbidden.
10:44Say what?
10:45Eat my roses?
10:46Eat my roses?
10:48Who do you think you are to dare and eat my favorite dessert?
10:51My one and only guilty pleasure made for me and me alone.
10:55How dare you?
10:57We didn't know, sir.
10:58Ugh, what a beast.
11:00It's Beat.
11:01Finnegan J. Beat III is the name.
11:04I'm so sorry, Mr. Beat.
11:06We can make this right.
11:08Sir, these are paying guests.
11:11They're here to rent a room.
11:14Do you remember rooms?
11:16Well, one room.
11:18This just keeps getting better and better.
11:20One room, seven guests.
11:22What kind of cheapskate freeloaders are you?
11:25The kind who love free food.
11:27Newsflash, this food ain't free.
11:29You pay for this meal and then kindly throw yourselves out.
11:32Thank you.
11:34We offered them a complimentary meal, sir.
11:37We could use the guests.
11:39Did I ask for your opinion?
11:41No, but if ever you did, sir, I'd suggest a little mouthwash.
11:46Noted.
11:47Now, what are you going to do to pay for all of this?
11:50I can play this solo.
11:52What?
11:53We might as well work this out.
11:56The bus is, um, a bit out of commission.
12:03And the road out of the valley won't be cleared for a long time.
12:07There must be some way we can stay here and pay you back.
12:10Sure, we can earn our keep.
12:12Surely a top-notch hotel like this needs a little entertainment.
12:15We've already got a dinner show.
12:17Ta-da!
12:18Hey, smart guy, get back into my rabbit stew.
12:22My name's not Stew, it's Harvey.
12:25Nobody sings for their supper here.
12:27If you're going to work off your bill, there are plenty of chores to be done.
12:31Well, what can you do to repay me?
12:34We can wash dishes.
12:35What?
12:36We can clean, mop the floors, make all the beds.
12:39We can?
12:40We can.
12:41We can do anything you require to repay you for your hospitality.
12:45And I'm sincerely sorry that we ate your chocolate rose.
12:48It looked so delicious, we simply could not help ourselves.
12:51We had no idea it was special to you, sir.
12:55Ha!
12:58I'll show you to your room.
13:01Here we are.
13:05I'll call the band.
13:06Me too.
13:07Deep, salty, dry.
13:09Will there be anything else, sir?
13:11I call the bathtub.
13:14Seven people, one room.
13:17Musicians.
13:20Don't worry, Daddy.
13:21This won't last forever.
13:23It'll be okay.
13:26Worst tour ever.
13:46Six a.m., bound out of bed.
13:49Time to start a brand new day.
13:52Up with the sun, much to be done.
13:55Take a moment to pray.
13:58Thank you for all my blessings.
14:01Come from a place of love.
14:04Even for a certain beastly someone that I'm thinking of.
14:11It's what God wants me to do.
14:14It's who God wants me to be.
14:17It's as simple as that.
14:19He wants me to do it.
14:21I know it's hard.
14:22He'll help me through it.
14:24Fill up my heart with love.
14:27And share it generously.
14:29Because that's the person God wants me to be.
14:35You think loving the unlovable's a bit of an uphill climb?
14:41Try building an ark or parting the Red Sea sometime.
14:47Yes, B is a bully, but what might he do
14:50if I were to show him kindness?
14:53Maybe there's hope if I were to
14:56help him from his disinclinedness.
14:59Fill up my heart with love.
15:02Share it generously.
15:04Because indisputably, irrefutably,
15:08that's the person God wants me to be.
15:15Rise and shine, VeggieTones.
15:17We've got work to do.
15:19Five more minutes.
15:20We've got a big day ahead of us.
15:22Lots of cleaning, lots of fun.
15:24She's way too enthusiastic in the morning.
15:27Morning, Daddy. Time to get up.
15:29We've got a motel to clean.
15:33I've got to come up with a plan to get us out of here.
15:43Good day, Manuel. My usual table.
15:46Of course, Mr. McNeil. You're my favorite guest.
15:50I'm your only guest.
15:52Not anymore. We just had a family come through here.
15:56Root beer?
15:57Through here.
15:58I don't want root beer.
16:00I'll have some sweet tea and a side of fries and a quiche.
16:03I love a good quiche.
16:05All right. I'll give you a nice quiche.
16:08Hands off, Romeo. Nobody's kissing anybody.
16:11Hey, when's the next flora show?
16:14You said you were going to get some new rizzle-dazzle around here.
16:19I don't want to see the magic act up here again.
16:22Because his show was lame, lame, lame.
16:28I'm not going up there. You can't make me.
16:31You'll do what it takes to keep the guests happy.
16:33I have enough magic to do in the kitchen, thank you.
16:36And you have world-class entertainers right under your nose.
16:40Those freeloaders?
16:42Give them a shot, boss. You'll see. They're fantastic.
16:45I'm serious. You bring out that old magic act again and I'm chicken out for good.
16:52So, you people can sing?
16:55You bet. Just like little birds.
16:57Nice. Then get up there and show me what you got.
17:00You make that guy smile.
17:02Lame.
17:03And I'll let you work off some of your bill by performing.
17:05Yes, sir. I'll round up the kids.
17:07La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
17:10We were inseparable, except when we were apart.
17:16You said you needed a break, but that's when you broke my heart.
17:25Now that you're gone. Now that you're gone.
17:28It's always wintertime. Now that you're gone.
17:31Now that you're gone. Now that you're gone.
17:34I need a war cry. Now that you're gone.
17:37Now that you're gone. Now that you're gone.
17:40This is the final ride. Now that you're gone.
17:50Now that you're gone.
17:57I told you we should have picked a different song.
18:00Huh. Not bad. Not bad at all.
18:03Well, what'd you think?
18:04Fine. Consider the nightly dinner show one of your chores.
18:08One of your chores. Now get back to the rest of them.
18:13Everything alright here at the front desk?
18:16Ship shape, Manuel. Just finishing a few plans for tomorrow.
18:24Welcome to Beats Alpine Suites. May we help you, good people?
18:28We're here to see the awesome show.
18:30Yeah, we're pumped, man.
18:32Well, you've come to the right place. Right this way.
18:35How exactly did you guys get here in a blizzard?
18:39We came on skis.
18:40And you're gonna get out of here on skis?
18:43Of course.
18:44Skis.
18:51No, that's a terrible idea.
18:54But he's telling me through my velvet
18:58I gotta show you love
19:05Thank you. Thank you so much.
19:07Oh, she's doing something with the plates.
19:09Is this part of the show?
19:11No, just part of the job.
19:15Mr. B, it's dinner.
19:17Leave it by the door.
19:20Here it is. Don't let it get cold.
19:22Wow, that's quite a collection.
19:24Those records are private, thank you.
19:26And that's the way I like it.
19:28This seems like a nice spot to listen to music.
19:30A private place. Yes, it is.
19:33I had no idea you were an opera lover.
19:35No one does.
19:36Do you know what the definition of private is?
19:40It looks like you have some song books on the shelf.
19:42Do you ever sing?
19:43No, of course not. I just listen.
19:46Music, it, um, well, it calms me down.
19:49It helps me forget about a lot of things.
19:51What sort of things?
19:52Please leave. This is none of your business.
19:54I love singing. You should try it sometime.
19:57Who would want to hear that?
19:59I'm a cranky old grump with a nasty voice.
20:01Now, good day, Missy.
20:03It's Mirabelle. Maybe I could teach you to sing.
20:06Well, I didn't say I wanted...
20:08Of course, music lessons.
20:10That's another way I can pay for the room.
20:12We could start tomorrow.
20:13No, there will be no lessons.
20:15And there will be no singing.
20:17Now, good day to you, and get out!
20:20I have dinner waiting.
20:21You think about it.
20:22I will do nothing of the sort.
20:24You're thinking about it right now.
20:27I am not!
20:28Yeah, he's thinking about it.
20:40Okay, surely Manuel has something that can help get us out of here.
20:45Rockets!
20:51Nah, that won't work either.
20:57Ugh, this place is so dreary.
20:59I know!
21:00What if you had to live here?
21:02Ew!
21:05What a disgrace!
21:07Just look at this place
21:09Mired in the darkness and gloom
21:13I say out with the dreary
21:16And in with the cheery
21:19Let's fix up and brighten this room
21:28If this were my home
21:30I'd start by giving it a darn good dustin'
21:34Scrape off the crust where the crust is crustin'
21:37Scrub off the rust where the rust is rustin'
21:41If this were my home
21:45If this were my home
21:47I'd varnish all the furniture up for certain
21:51Shine all the silverware up for sure then
21:55Put up some lights and pull down the curtain
21:58If this were my home
22:01I'd redecorate and renovate the place from top to bottom
22:08It'll take the skills of 20 Martha Stewart's
22:12And honey, I got them
22:16If this were my home
22:18I'd greet every patron with a friendly smile
22:22Serve them a fiesta with flair and style
22:25Let them see we always go the extra mile
22:29If this were my home
22:32If this were my home
22:36If this were my home
22:40Yep, our work here is done.
22:42I'm going to bed.
22:46And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
22:49the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
22:53We join Larry as he recounts the amazing tale
22:56of his family's invention of macaroni and cheese.
23:00It's true, I will explain it to you
23:04As only an opera can do
23:11My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
23:14great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
23:16great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
23:18great-grandfather
23:20And my great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
23:22great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
23:24great-grandmother
23:26I forget how many greats
23:28Well, they lived in different families
23:30Lived in different families
23:32Who didn't like each other
23:35My name's Antonio Cuccaroni
23:37He eats a pasta only, buschettini, rigatoni
23:40We like a penne, cannelloni
23:42But don't call them noodles
23:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
23:48My name's Mama Cumberithy
23:50And our food's extremely cheesy
23:52Corganzola, oh, it's smelly
23:54But I still want some in my belly
23:56That's because we like our food extremely cheesy
24:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
24:03Have you met my son Tony?
24:05Makes a mean macaroni
24:07My Maria makes a charming, saucy cheese
24:10Someday she'll meet a man
24:12Who comes from her own clan
24:14No son of mine will ever marry a Cumberizzi
24:21My great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
24:23great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
24:25great, great, great, great, great-grandfather
24:29And my great, great, great, great, great, great,
24:31great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
24:33great-grandmother
24:34I still forget how many greats
24:36Though their families were enemies
24:39Maria and Tony liked each other
24:49It's his fault!
24:51Her fault!
24:52Your fault!
24:53No, it's their fault
24:54The families were having a fit
24:56Maria and Tony were tasting
24:58It's impossibly delicious
25:02It's enchantedly delightful
25:04There's a piece on your lips
25:06We shouldn't miss this biteful
25:10Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
25:12This is my grandparents
25:14Nothing to see here
25:15Let's just skip to the end
25:16That's how my great, great, great, great, great, great,
25:19great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
25:21great, great, great, great, great, great-grandfather
25:25And my great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
25:27great, great, great, great, great, great-grandmother
25:30I still don't know how many greats
25:32But they brought together the family
25:34Brought together the family
25:36And invented macaroni and cheese
25:39Cheese and macaroni
25:40It's a macaroni and cheese
25:42It's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great
25:44This has been Silly Songs with Matt
25:47Tune in next time to hear Antonio say
25:50It's a great!
25:53What?
25:55Who's wallpapering without my permission?
25:58They're not!
25:59Bellhop's ready to hop with bells on!
26:02Good, then get out of my sight
26:06Good morning, sir
26:08Not much good about it
26:12Get back in the kitchen, it's almost lunchtime
26:14Get the buffet out here!
26:16Yes, sir
26:17Mr. B, have you thought any more about those singing lessons?
26:21True
26:26Where are all my pots and pans?
26:28We need them for cover
26:30For cover?
26:31From the food fight!
26:38Whoa!
26:39Never start a food fight with a chef, boys
26:51Woo-hoo!
26:57Take that!
26:58That's all you got?
27:00Ah, good shot
27:07She is never going to leave this alone, is she?
27:12Just one lesson
27:14Not interested
27:17All right, maybe a half lesson
27:20Really? Oh good, that's wonderful, we'll start tomorrow
27:32I warned you
27:33It wasn't so bad
27:36Everyone has to start somewhere
27:38Is anyone hurt? In pain?
27:40I heard screaming
27:42We're fine, Manuel
27:44Mr. B just needs to warm up his pipes
27:47My pipes sound like they need a plumber
27:50Just repeat after me
27:52When the time is right, you've got to sing
27:55Nothing can stop you, not a single thing
27:58It doesn't matter if you get it wrong
28:02It only matters that you sing that song
28:05Just make some lyrics up and sing it around
28:09All the rest of it will come in time
28:12All the rest of it will come in time
28:15Now let me hear you sing
28:17La-la-la-la
28:19La-la-la-la
28:21La-la-la-la
28:23La-la-la-la
28:25La-la-la-la
28:27La-la-la-la
28:29La-la-la-la
28:31Come on, come on
28:32Why don't you give it a rest?
28:34Come on, come on
28:35Now you're just being a pest is what you mean
28:37Come on, come on
28:39One more word, I swear I'm gone
28:41No, no, no
28:43Hey, I'm doing it!
28:45La-la-la-la
28:47La-la-la-la
28:49La-la-la-la
28:51La-la-la-la
28:53La-la-la-la
28:55La-la-la-la
28:57La-la-la-la
28:59La-la-la-la
29:01La-la-la-la
29:03La-la-la-la
29:05La-la-la-la
29:07La-la-la-la
29:10Wow, I don't even know how that happened
29:14I'll see you tomorrow
29:17No one can know about this
29:19As you wish
29:27That went well
29:29Brave girl
29:30Gotta find something to get us out of here
29:32What's this?
29:34What's in here?
29:40Ha!
29:43I can go without water or food
29:47Won't affect my attitude
29:50I'm totally set
29:52As long as I get my
29:54Five servings of you per day
29:58Five servings of you per day
30:01I can go without sunshine or sleep
30:05Long enough to make a grown man weep
30:08I won't break a sweat
30:10As long as I get my
30:12Five servings of you per day
30:16Five servings of you
30:19I don't need diamonds or a fancy car
30:23I don't need to be a millionaire
30:27I never wish I promised you I'd start
30:30Cause you're the answer to my every prayer
30:34I can go without shelter or heat
30:37I can go without shoes on my feet
30:40I'm totally set
30:42As long as I get my
30:44Five servings of you per day
30:48Five servings of you
30:59Five servings
31:01Of five servings of
31:03Five servings of
31:05I'll sure miss them when the snow melts
31:08Yeah, and then she'll be gone
31:10She?
31:11They, they'll be gone
31:13You know, all of them
31:14You know, you could make them an offer
31:16To stay permanently
31:18Oh, no, no, this is a good investment
31:20That's all
31:21They're renovating the hotel
31:22They're renovating you
31:24Admit it
31:25Nonsense
31:26The snow is melting soon
31:28That'll be the end of it
31:30I guess it will be, sir
31:34I tell you, Mirabelle
31:35I'm about ready to give that Beat
31:37A piece of my mind
31:38I mean, who does he think he is?
31:40Yeah, he's pretty grumpy
31:42He's so scally and ugly and mean
31:45He must be unhappy
31:47I'm the one that's unhappy, Mirabelle
31:49Maybe Mr. Beat just never had anyone
31:51Show him any kindness
31:53I can see why
31:54Sometimes the best thing to do
31:55For someone like that
31:56Is to show them love
31:58Who would do that?
32:00God would
32:02What?
32:04God would do that, Katrina
32:07Tried you
32:08Deal
32:09You can listen to her
32:10Talk about how much she loves the Beat
32:12Ew, don't make me ill
32:14Come on, Mirabelle
32:15You can't love someone
32:16Who doesn't love you back
32:17Especially that old grump
32:19Katrina, we can all be nasty sometimes
32:21But everyone deserves to be loved
32:26Totally rich
32:27Ow
32:29Good morning
32:31Well, good morning, Mirabelle
32:33Any new songs today?
32:35Well, we've got some for the show tonight
32:37But I thought you might want to join us?
32:39What?
32:40No, don't be silly
32:42You've been doing so well with your lessons
32:44Think about how surprised the guests would be
32:46It might bring in more customers
32:48Or scare them away
32:50Look, this place doesn't need
32:51Any more bad publicity, believe me
32:53We got plenty of that from Madam Shallow
32:56You mean the travel critic?
32:58She really gave you a horrible review
33:00I mean, really
33:01One star, one star
33:03You give one star to a truck stop motel
33:05To a dump
33:07You want to talk about it?
33:08I'm here to listen
33:10No
33:11Now, just go away
33:13Okay, but I'm here if you need me
33:16Stop being so sweet
33:18I mean, everyone knows it
33:19And that's why I get one star
33:21Don't you get it?
33:22Yes, you are me
33:24You're nasty, impatient, and you push everyone away
33:27Then why are you so nice to me?
33:29Because I'm not perfect either
33:31But God loves me anyway
33:33I'm just showing you that same love, too
33:36There'll be no more singing from me tonight
33:39And I think I've had enough music lessons
33:48Mirabelle
33:49Manuel, what happened to this place?
33:52Why did Madam Shallow give it such a poor review?
33:55Ah, yes
33:57Um, come with me
33:59There was a terrible blizzard that year
34:02She showed up out of nowhere
34:04Said she was lost
34:06And Mr. Beat turned her away
34:09Well, I can't take you in with no money
34:11I promise, I promise I can pay you back
34:15No money, no room
34:17Now get out
34:18Please, just for tonight
34:22It's so cold out here
34:24I don't run a shelter for penniless vagrants
34:27Go bother someone else
34:29Where will I go?
34:30I don't care
34:33Madam Shallow?
34:34Yes, but she wasn't the Madam Shallow
34:37Not yet anyway
34:39It was that incident that made her write her first
34:42And to this day harshest review of any hotel
34:48That's right, weary travellers
34:50It's me, Madam Shallow
34:52I'm here at the Beat's Alpine Suites
34:55An inn whose owner was rude to me
34:58So rude, in fact, that I'm afraid I'm going to have to give this establishment
35:02A one-star review
35:06I cannot say it too strongly
35:08Avoid this awful place
35:11Wow
35:12I know, right?
35:14Mirabelle, Pop's got big news, come quickly
35:18I've invented snowshoes
35:22What is that on top?
35:24I don't have any idea
35:25But these little babies will walk right on top of snowdrifts
35:29Right through that mountain pass and out the valley
35:32Pack your bags, we're back on tour
35:35What's all the hullabaloo?
35:36Dad found a way to get us out of here
35:38Well, that certainly is good news
35:41Happy day
35:42Kids, it's time to get ready for our farewell show
35:45Cause we're leaving in the morning
35:47After Vegetable Square Gardens, what then?
35:50Thinking after that, and the next, and the next
36:13Mirabelle, I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier
36:18And if you are still willing, I would like to resume the singing lessons
36:22I'm sorry, Finnegan
36:24But Daddy's figured out a way for us to leave
36:26We're leaving first thing in the morning
36:28Excuse me, I have to get ready for the show tonight
36:34You'll need a hand with the plates tonight?
36:37No, that's okay
36:39I need to get used to working the kitchen by myself again
36:43Just me, all alone
36:48Okie dokie
36:53Somebody better give me a key
36:55And quick, a big fat key
37:00What?
37:01Ladies and gentlemen, grapes and gourds
37:04I'm proud to present our new guest
37:07Grapes and gourds
37:09I'm proud to present our dinner entertainment
37:12Sadly, giving their final performance of the evening
37:16Please enjoy the final show
37:18From those wonderful singing sensations
37:21The Veggietones
37:23applause
37:33They say you are hard to love
37:38That you are unworthy of
37:43Kindness and sympathy
37:48But I see it differently
37:53I'm not afraid to show
37:58The love I've been given so
38:03I will be strong
38:06I'll sing my song
38:08With hope I'll move on
38:13I wish I was steady
38:18But still I am afraid
38:23That in my heart I'll find
38:28I can show love to anyone
38:33At any time
38:38If life is a play
38:43And we are the players
38:48Then faith is the lyric
38:51And hope is the music
38:53And love is the song
38:58Faith is the lyric
39:01Hope is the music
39:03God's love is the song
39:08applause
39:10Thank you
39:19So you don't need your equipment?
39:21Nope, the venue's gonna set us up with everything we need
39:24So long as we get there on time
39:26Thanks for everything
39:27Sorry about Mr. Beat not coming to see you leave
39:30That's okay
39:31We'll send for our stuff in a few days
39:33Mirabelle?
39:35Mirabelle?
39:37Coming, Daddy
39:49Glad to finally be rid of that place
39:52Yeah, yeah
39:53At least it has better wallpaper now
39:55On to bigger and better things
40:12Boy, do I miss those pot pies from Kirby
40:19Hello
40:21Make sure you're rolling all the time
40:23But stay hidden
40:24What about you?
40:25I'll be in disguise, of course
40:27Adam Schwab
40:28It's the only way to catch the skies
40:30What do you think Shane's doing here?
40:32But what about the rave reviews?
40:34They said the dinner show was fantastic
40:36Just because someone books a great band
40:38Doesn't mean they deserve a better rating on my show
40:41But we'll see
40:42Either they impress me
40:43Or I might just have to invent the Hulk
40:46Or I might just have to invent the half-star review
40:50Wow, Beat is going to get a second chance at a good review
40:53If he doesn't blow it again
40:55Come on, gang
40:56I want to make this gig
40:57Vegetable Square Garden
40:59Here we come
41:05Hello, my weary travellers
41:07Welcome to another edition of Hotel Undercover
41:10The show where we catch horrible hotels being horrible
41:14This particular chalet has got my worst rating ever
41:17I have heard that they have had a comeback of sorts
41:20Let's see, shall we?
41:25Welcome to Beat's Alpine Suites
41:27May I help you?
41:28Forgive me
41:29But I have no money from my long journey
41:32I need to stay the night and play later, yes?
41:35I'm sure we can work something out
41:37Everyone is welcome here
41:39Please come in
41:40So friendly
41:42I hope that we live up to your expectations, ma'am
41:45My, my
41:46What a table you set
41:48All for our guests
41:50I just try to serve food that would make people want to stay forever
41:58How can we leave the chalet like this?
42:00Easy
42:01In these snowshoes
42:02One hop at a time
42:03Dad, Beat really needs his best foot forward right now
42:06To get his reputation back
42:08And save his hotel
42:09We know our show could really help him do that
42:12It's not our problem
42:13But if we can help him, shouldn't we?
42:15Why go back for the Beat?
42:17He's been nothing but mean to us
42:19Yeah, what's in it for us?
42:21Nothing
42:22We don't love to get something in return
42:24Or to get love back
42:25We love because God loves us all whether we deserve it or not
42:29We are made to love one another
42:31It doesn't matter how Mr. Beat treated us
42:34Or if he deserves it
42:35We need to show him love anyway
42:37But Vegetable Square Garden
42:40We have to go back, Daddy
42:46Come on, family
42:47We've got an encore performance to get to
42:51Why, thank you
42:52I hear you put on quite a dinner show here
42:56Yes, ma'am
42:57Yes, we do
42:58They're warming up right now
43:00Excuse me
43:02And then I say, the last ingredient is magic
43:06And I pull the chicken out of the pot
43:09Then you come out juggling silverware
43:13Me? I don't juggle silverware
43:15Well, chop, chop
43:16You've got ten whole minutes to learn
43:19This is preposterous
43:21We're not entertainers
43:22This is going to be worse than watching an empty stage
43:27Mr. Beat
43:29Mr. Beat, it's them
43:31It's who?
43:32The Veggietones, they're coming back
43:34I don't know why, but they're coming back
43:37Looks like we won't have to perform after all
43:40Oh, well, then
43:44The Veggietones are coming back
43:47The Veggietones?
43:49There they are
43:50The Veggietones are on their way
43:54Avalanche!
43:56Shh! Avalanche
44:08Run, everybody!
44:13Out of my way! Move!
44:16Sir, what are you doing?
44:18You're crazy
44:19Keep the home fires hot, fellas
44:21I've got me a family to save
44:24Woo-hoo!
44:27Save us!
44:31You gotta be kidding me
44:33Help me!
44:35Where the hell did these Veggietones come from?
44:38Damn, you guys are being a douche
44:41I'm kinda upset
44:43My family isn't a fabulous thing
44:45If this isn't enough to end forever,
44:48we oughta find some sort of a cure
44:50How did the Veggietones get in here?
44:52Believe it or not, we solved their problem
44:55Hold on! Fasten this tight! I'm going to steer you to safety!
45:01Ladies and gentlemen, at home and in our studio,
45:04we are watching what may be the ultimate act of hospitality
45:08ever performed by a hotel manager.
45:14Everyone, off the road!
45:22Kids!
45:26That is Mirabelle!
45:34Wow! That's some kind of beat!
45:36You said it!
45:38I don't know what the regular dinner show is like here, folks,
45:41but I am glued to my seat!
45:50Mirabelle!
45:52Hang on!
45:56Ah!
46:02Ah!
46:04Ah!
46:10Oh!
46:15Yay!
46:18These weddings are going to be so rough!
46:23Ooh!
46:25Well, that was dramatic.
46:28You saved me, Mirabelle.
46:30You're the one driving the snowmobile.
46:32Uh, no. I didn't deserve it, but you've been kind to me,
46:36even though I was so rude to you, to your family.
46:40I don't know how, but...
46:42You are welcome, Finnegan.
46:47Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
46:49This is Madame Chalot, on location at the Pete's Alpine Suites.
46:53I'm standing here with Manuel, the maitre d'.
46:56Tell me, Manuel, what do you think of working for a bonafide hero?
47:02Am I on television?
47:11There's some who are hard to love
47:14They say they're unworthy of
47:18Kindness and sympathy
47:21But God sees it differently
47:25Don't be afraid to show
47:28The love that He gives you, oh
47:32His love is strong
47:34So pass it on as you sing along
47:39Glad that I'm staying
47:42I'll keep on praying
47:46That in my heart I'll find
47:49I can show love to anyone at any time
47:56If life is a play
47:59Then we are the players
48:03Faith is the lyric and hope is the music
48:06And love is the song
48:09So, viewers, if your future travel plans include a bit of skiing and snow fun,
48:14I heartily recommend you try out this adorable hotel.
48:18It gets a five-star rating from me.
48:22Well, hello, milady. You look like you could use a good quiche.
48:26Oh, my. A quiche from you? What?
48:30Still got it!
48:32Faith is the lyric, hope is the music
48:35And love is the song
48:38Love is the song
48:42Love is the song
48:45God's love is the song
48:51That was a very nice story, Larry.
48:54And it seems Mirabelle made quite an impact.
48:57Yep.
48:58No matter how others act toward us,
49:00God wants us to show love to everyone, always.
49:04You got it, Bob. Let's see if Cordy has a verse for us today.
49:07To what we have learned applies to our lives today
49:11God has a lot to say in his book
49:15You seem to be okay with this song lately.
49:17I really don't mind it if it doesn't get hurt.
49:19You see, you know that God's word is for everyone
49:23And now that our song is done, we'll take a look
49:26Corrupt me.
49:28Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.
49:331 John 4.11
49:35We all have faults and do things that can hurt our friends
49:38But the Bible tells us to love each other, despite our faults, the way God loves us.
49:43In our story, the beet was a real crankpot
49:46But Mirabelle showed love to him because God had shown love to her.
49:50And that love, God's love, helped to change the beet's heart.
49:54Mirabelle and her whole family made a great new friend.
49:58Love tames the savage beet. Right, Bob?
50:01I guess you could say that.
50:03So, Grace, the best thing you can do with Mary when she is acting mean
50:07Is not to be mean back to her, but to show love to her.
50:11Well, kids, always remember, God made you special.
50:14And he loves you very much.
50:16Before we say goodbye, we've got a special treat for the kids.
50:20A treat? Really?
50:21Yep, a brand new Christmas song from the Veggietones.
50:25Hot off the presses, it's really great. Roll film!
50:30Ladies and gentlemen, here they are again, your favorite band, the Veggietones!
50:41Deck the halls with boughs of holly
50:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
50:47Tis the season to be jolly
50:50La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
50:53Don't sleep, eat green apparel
50:56La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
50:59Sing a veggie Christmas carol
51:02La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
51:05Joy to the world, the Lord is come
51:09Joy to the world, the Lord is come
51:12Let earth receive her king
51:15Heaven and nature sing
51:19See the blazing new before us
51:26Strike the drum and join the chorus
51:32Sing, rejoice all together
51:38Heal us of the winter weather
51:41La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
51:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
51:49And have yourself a very merry Christmas
51:59guitar solo
52:19guitar solo
52:49guitar solo
53:19piano solo
53:49piano solo
54:09band plays in bright rhythm
54:19band plays in bright rhythm
54:37band plays in bright rhythm
54:49band plays in bright rhythm
55:19band plays in bright rhythm
55:49band plays in bright rhythm