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00:00:30And we do it in the A.
00:00:31Ole, Southside, Northside, Bend Hill, Summer Hill,
00:00:36keep it real.
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00:00:38Boulevard, off and call, going hard, zone 1 to zone 3,
00:00:43we for real.
00:00:44And we do it in the A.
00:00:46Let the brains hack, turn to the back.
00:00:48In the A, yeah, we kick it like that.
00:00:51And we do it in the A.
00:00:53In the drop top or a flip flop, everybody in my city
00:00:57getting racked.
00:00:58Yeah, we do it in the A.
00:01:00On the east side, I be too fly.
00:01:03I be riding with my people in the snow.
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00:01:07I got nowhere to go, got some bread.
00:01:18Do you think a pigeon knows when it's fat?
00:01:22What?
00:01:24Well, like, do you think a pigeon ever
00:01:26looks at another pigeon and goes, oh, you're overweight?
00:01:33I'm trying to read.
00:01:34Because there's always one, isn't there?
00:01:36There's always one in every flock that's fat.
00:01:40I wonder if they all stay away from the fat pigeon.
00:01:42Pigeon fat shaming.
00:01:44Jesus.
00:01:48Is a thing.
00:01:55Here's a question, right?
00:01:56Mm.
00:01:59If you stand inside a moving train and you jump,
00:02:04the train moves with you.
00:02:06But if you stand on top of a moving train and jump,
00:02:09the train moves underneath you.
00:02:11Can you just shut up for two minutes?
00:02:13I'm trying to read.
00:02:20Fuck.
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00:02:39Yo.
00:02:41Mm-hmm.
00:02:44Guy's about to blow up your car.
00:02:46You're like a fucking five-year-old, you know that?
00:02:49Need constant attention.
00:02:51Get a grip.
00:02:57Humor me.
00:03:02Unbelievable.
00:03:05Shit.
00:03:18That guy blew up my car.
00:03:19Told you.
00:03:20What'd you do with the shotguns?
00:03:22What?
00:03:24You didn't think to take them out?
00:03:26What fucking point did I have to take to do that?
00:03:34Oh, it's like a fucking video game.
00:03:37So what's the plan?
00:03:3816 shots right here, mate.
00:03:40That's more than enough.
00:03:41It's all right for you.
00:03:42I've only got six.
00:03:43Well, you would insist on going old school.
00:03:45Yeah, well, it's got sentimental value.
00:03:47Oh, yeah?
00:03:48Let's see how sentimental you get when they shoot you
00:03:49in the fucking face because you're out of bullets.
00:03:51Yeah, I'd best get creative then.
00:03:52Whatever.
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00:04:06Whatever, Picasso.
00:04:07Here they come.
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00:05:34Size ain't everything, man.
00:05:52Would you look at that.
00:05:55Urgh.
00:05:56Urgh.
00:06:01See that hostage safety course paid off?
00:06:04I wasn't on that course.
00:06:11Shit.
00:06:12Rocket launcher did.
00:06:16I've got an idea.
00:06:24Shit.
00:06:40I'm gonna do it.
00:06:41I'm gonna blow us all the hell up.
00:06:43No.
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00:06:47No.
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00:06:50No.
00:06:57Shall we just take their car?
00:06:59I ain't driving a little bomb in the car.
00:07:01We can just disarm it.
00:07:03Do you know how to disarm a bomb?
00:07:05Can't be that hard.
00:07:06Red wire?
00:07:07Green wire?
00:07:09Etc.
00:07:10Urgh.
00:07:19♪♪
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00:07:59It's Mark Preston, isn't it?
00:08:01It is. How are we?
00:08:04My name's Tiger. We're all good.
00:08:08Short notice, Mark. Must be important.
00:08:10Isn't it always?
00:08:12Indeed. I like to think of it as a matter of life and death.
00:08:22But mainly death.
00:08:27We have here 250 AK-47s,
00:08:31500 corresponding magazines,
00:08:349mm round capacity and 100 boxes of ammo.
00:08:38250 UZIs, 9mm, 32 round capacity.
00:08:42Same quantity of ammo as the AKs.
00:08:45All 3D-printed.
00:08:47No serial numbers and each one test-fired to ensure quality.
00:08:52Changing the face of warfare?
00:08:54I wouldn't go as far as saying that.
00:08:57Even 3D-printed AKs would be obsolete thanks to drones.
00:09:02Businesses have to develop and evade.
00:09:05You said on the phone you wanted to transfer funds.
00:09:08Yeah, that was correct.
00:09:10Why a transfer, eh?
00:09:13What happened to good old green?
00:09:15You know, stuff you could hold and smell.
00:09:18Stench of 100 hands.
00:09:21Wonder what dirty wee deals have been exchanged in.
00:09:26Call me OCD.
00:09:29But I prefer the hygienic way.
00:09:32Hygienic?
00:09:34But that thing's crawling with bacteria.
00:09:37Hope you don't text back when you're on the toilet.
00:09:40£625,000.
00:09:43What's your delivery arrangements?
00:09:45I have a truck parked a couple of miles away at a service stop.
00:09:48Ideal.
00:09:51I'll alert the driver as soon as the transfer is complete.
00:09:54Apologies,
00:09:56but it's customary in this line of business to ask
00:09:59what's the nature of their use.
00:10:01Nature of their use?
00:10:03Their guns?
00:10:05You don't ask a fisherman what he's going to do with his rod.
00:10:08Yes, but these are not for cash and cod.
00:10:11These are automatic weapons, sans serial numbers.
00:10:14I need to make sure that this transaction and these guns
00:10:17can't be tracked back to me.
00:10:19It's ironic.
00:10:22It's ironic,
00:10:24but I need to know they're in safe hands.
00:10:26The weapons are to be shipped to the Middle East
00:10:29for use in a military coup.
00:10:31Bullshit.
00:10:33The Middle East is saturated with substandard AKs,
00:10:36fit for the purpose.
00:10:38Is that the best you can come up with,
00:10:41Agent Stokes?
00:10:44What?
00:10:46What?
00:10:48You think this is some pissy wee backstreet operation?
00:10:52All the red flags were there.
00:10:54First-time buyer.
00:10:56Short notice.
00:10:58Only...
00:11:00Mark Preston isn't a first-time buyer.
00:11:04And you aren't Mark Preston.
00:11:10Coming, Bart.
00:11:13Good one.
00:11:15Calling on deaf ears, I'm afraid.
00:11:30Go to him.
00:11:32Go to him.
00:11:42Go to him.
00:11:50Goodbye, Agent Stokes.
00:12:13It's as if I want to kill, yeah
00:12:18When love is another will, yeah
00:12:22There's someone comin' on board
00:12:24To be comin' for the thrill, yeah
00:12:28It's one hell of a day
00:12:31It's a crazy day
00:12:33Crazy day, crazy day
00:12:36Crazy day, crazy day
00:12:39It's one hell of a day
00:12:41Crazy day, crazy day
00:12:44It's one hell of a day
00:12:46Crazy day, crazy day
00:12:49It's one hell of a day
00:12:51Crazy day
00:12:53I'm runnin' home and I can see the world again
00:12:56And I hear the voices of my mind
00:12:58While I'm runnin', runnin', runnin', runnin'
00:13:00Focus on the big, bright, justified
00:13:02Lovin' to find the other side
00:13:04It's a crazy day, hell of a day
00:13:07It's as if I want to kill, yeah
00:13:12When love is another will, yeah
00:13:16There's someone comin' on board
00:13:17To be comin' for the thrill, yeah
00:13:22It's one hell of a day
00:13:24It's a crazy day
00:13:26Crazy day, crazy day
00:13:30Crazy day, crazy day
00:13:34It's a crazy day
00:13:44It's a crazy day
00:14:01Morning
00:14:03Oh, is it already?
00:14:09I'll explain, won't you?
00:14:12What are you, a vampire?
00:14:14I need sleep
00:14:17I thought you said you were going for an early morning run
00:14:21Hmm, did I?
00:14:24That's what you told me
00:14:27I thought we were going to do something fun today, as a family
00:14:32I've already told you
00:14:34Maddy's got school camp this week
00:14:37She's getting picked up this morning
00:14:40So it's just us two?
00:14:42Yeah
00:14:45We can do something
00:14:50What did you have in mind?
00:14:53What did you have in mind?
00:14:56Well
00:15:00Something dirty
00:15:04Something really dirty
00:15:07Something really, really dirty?
00:15:13Go on then
00:15:16Well
00:15:18You promised to clean out the shed
00:15:20It's absolutely filthy
00:15:22Oh my god, is that the time I was going to go for a run?
00:15:35Oh man, that looks good
00:15:37Greedy guts
00:15:39Nick, you'll make her spill that down her clean pyjamas
00:15:42So, are you looking forward to camp champ?
00:15:45Yeah
00:15:46Are you looking forward to cleaning out the shed?
00:15:54Who have you been speaking to?
00:15:56If I told you, I'd have to kill you
00:15:58What?
00:16:00You're so lame
00:16:03I'm lame?
00:16:07I'm lame
00:16:08I'm lame
00:16:11I'm lame
00:16:15Is there an echo in here?
00:16:17Oh, you've done it now
00:16:27Bye
00:16:28Give me a hug
00:16:29Love you Dad
00:16:30Okay, bye Mummy
00:16:33Are you excited?
00:16:34Yes
00:16:36See you later
00:16:37Have fun
00:16:43You'll be good now
00:16:45See you soon
00:16:46Bye
00:16:47Bye
00:17:05Gun cocks
00:17:08Gunshots
00:17:36Sigh
00:17:38Thought I might find you here
00:17:40Hey, how's it going?
00:17:41Not bad, what about you?
00:17:43Ah
00:17:45Really?
00:17:46You're good at smoking cigar right after a jog
00:17:49I'm all about life balance bro
00:17:51Yeah
00:17:52Clearly
00:17:53What's happening here?
00:17:55Ah, just thought I'd try out some of these bad boys
00:17:59Aww
00:18:00Surely you're not retiring the trusty old pistol?
00:18:03Sadly, yes
00:18:04It finally fell apart
00:18:07My hammer's split
00:18:09It's been around since the war bro
00:18:11Yeah
00:18:12I'm just trying to see which one of these is a good fit for me
00:18:17Hmm
00:18:20You thought about moving the target closer?
00:18:23Yeah
00:18:24They've got some good shit here
00:18:26Colt 1911
00:18:28Classic
00:18:29Brita 92
00:18:31PX4
00:18:32Haven't seen one of these in a while
00:18:34Yeah, it's a little bit more feminine that one
00:18:36Hmm, that should suit you to a tee
00:18:39Watch and learn boy
00:18:43Maybe you should stick to talking people to death
00:18:46Oh
00:19:08You just come here to try and piss me off, yeah?
00:19:12But today was your day with Emma and Maddy
00:19:15Maddy's got camp
00:19:16Oh yeah, cos Maddy's got camp
00:19:18Yeah, she's got camp you fucking asshole
00:19:20And Emma mentioned something about spring cleaning
00:19:22So I got out of there sharpish
00:19:24That makes more sense
00:19:31Hello Nick
00:19:32Hi Kate
00:19:33It's good to hear from you
00:19:34Sorry to call you today
00:19:36Nah, that's alright
00:19:37We're never that busy on bank holidays
00:19:40So, how are you guys then?
00:19:43Andy didn't come home last night
00:19:45Was he drinking?
00:19:47No
00:19:48They called him in first thing yesterday morning
00:19:51Said he had to go
00:19:52And you haven't heard from him since?
00:19:54No
00:19:56Have you tried calling the agency?
00:19:58I can't get through to anyone
00:20:00OK, listen, we'll swing by in half an hour
00:20:02Are you sure?
00:20:03Yeah, yeah, absolutely
00:20:04I'll see you soon, OK?
00:20:06OK
00:20:10So what's going on?
00:20:12Stokes is missing
00:20:14OK
00:20:15I'll pack this stuff up in the car if you wanna get changed
00:20:19Yeah
00:20:29He got a call round 8am
00:20:31They said they needed him in for an urgent operation
00:20:34Does he ever talk about his work at all to you?
00:20:37I thought that was against protocol
00:20:39Well, it is
00:20:40But is there anything he might have said to give an indication something was wrong?
00:20:44Well, over the past few weeks he was feeling a bit uneasy
00:20:47He said that the department was investigating possible corruption
00:20:50And that he'd likely be questioned
00:20:53Yeah, but that's usually an ongoing procedure
00:20:55I mean, all the units will have an anti-corruption department
00:20:58No, the way he was going on about it though
00:21:01It seemed like he could be more close to home
00:21:04You don't think he'd actually be involved in anything though, do you?
00:21:07Andy?
00:21:08No
00:21:10I can't imagine it
00:21:12Why, can you?
00:21:14No, not Stokes
00:21:16Do you have his list of agency contacts?
00:21:19Yeah, one minute
00:21:26This is the list that Andy leaves me
00:21:28If there's any emergencies
00:21:31They're all calls contacts of his
00:21:33Names, phone numbers
00:21:37I mean, I think given the possible corruption situation
00:21:39We just exercise a little bit of caution with this
00:21:42I mean, maybe before we call any of the names on here
00:21:45We go check out his safe house
00:21:48Yeah
00:21:49Okay
00:21:50We'll keep you updated
00:21:52And try not to worry
00:21:54I'm sure if anything had happened, someone would have contacted you
00:21:57Thanks for doing this
00:22:02How do you know the location of his safe house?
00:22:05He told me
00:22:07That's not very safe
00:22:09I can keep secrets
00:22:11No, you can't
00:22:13First one to spoil season finale
00:22:31Who the fuck are you?
00:22:49Take one more step and I'll fucking shoot you
00:22:51What are you doing here?
00:22:53I swear
00:22:55Wouldn't do that if I were you
00:23:02What the fuck are you doing here?
00:23:11This is Stokes place
00:23:13Sam Logan
00:23:15Agency site
00:23:17And where's Stokes?
00:23:19Sting operation went south
00:23:22Stokes went missing
00:23:24I'm laying low here
00:23:26You guys agency or?
00:23:28Well, freelance
00:23:30Yeah, we go way back
00:23:33So who's Stokes after?
00:23:35I'm gonna tell you two clowns
00:23:38Listen, I think you need to remember what side of the gun you're on
00:23:48Miles Steiger
00:23:50International arms dealer
00:23:53We got word that he was doing a deal with a gun runner named Mark Preston
00:23:57So we seized this guy Preston en route to a meeting
00:24:01Stokes took his place
00:24:04So you could apprehend Steiger?
00:24:07Right
00:24:09So how did you guys find out about the meeting between Steiger and this Mark Preston?
00:24:15We've got a guy on the inside
00:24:17In Steiger's organisation?
00:24:19Yeah
00:24:20How do you get in touch with him?
00:24:22Well, we don't
00:24:24He gets in contact with us
00:24:26Security protocol helps protect him, keep him safe
00:24:29Standard
00:24:31So how do we get to Stokes?
00:24:35Look, there's more to it
00:24:39We found out that Steiger was closing a contract with a terrorist known as the Chess Master
00:24:44Now, we don't know anything about this guy
00:24:47Fuck, we only found out what Steiger looked like two days ago
00:24:50Anyway, according to our guy, it's a major deal
00:24:54We've been working on it for weeks
00:24:56In fact, the first meeting between the Chess Master and Steiger is due to go down at 4pm today
00:25:02According to his intel
00:25:05Jesus, doesn't anyone take days off?
00:25:08And who the fuck calls themselves the Chess Master?
00:25:14So why not wait and get the both of them?
00:25:16Why get this Mark Preston instead of the big fish?
00:25:20Well, the plan was twofold
00:25:22Capture Steiger, then rig the meeting with the terrorist group
00:25:26Substitute Steiger for one of our agents, a lookalike, so that on approach no one could tell it was him
00:25:32That way we get all three
00:25:34We get the guns off the street that Steiger sold to Preston
00:25:38Stop the subsequent deal with the Chess Master, and Steiger would be banged up
00:25:44That sounds a bit rushed to me
00:25:47Yeah, well, it was, so
00:25:49Yeah, I mean, how come you only just found out what Steiger looks like?
00:25:52I thought you had an undercover in there
00:25:54What the fuck was he reporting on the weather?
00:25:56Look, the guy had only been inside for a few days
00:25:59Once we got that information, we decided to strike whilst the area was hot
00:26:04Simple
00:26:05Bottom line, how do we get Stokes?
00:26:07Well, oh fuck, strike team
00:26:16Yeah, two approaching from the front
00:26:18Yeah, I'll check the rear
00:26:20Send the archbishop to the choir boy
00:26:34Nothing out back
00:26:38What are you doing?
00:26:39Just being a ghastly
00:26:42Come on
00:26:43What?
00:26:48Come on
00:27:19Come on
00:27:27Let him have it
00:27:30Do you smell gas?
00:27:32No
00:27:33You know I've got a bloated nose
00:27:35Ain't no bank holiday without a barbecue
00:27:49Come on
00:28:13Is there a failsafe to pull this undercover out?
00:28:15Yeah, you're telling us you sent someone in there you couldn't communicate with
00:28:18There has to be a way of contacting them
00:28:21There is
00:28:23You're looking at him
00:28:25What?
00:28:27Why the fuck didn't you say something before?
00:28:29I didn't know if you were with Steiger
00:28:32Come on, surely if you were undercover, the Sting operation went south
00:28:36You'd lay low
00:28:38Suspicion would be on the new guy
00:28:41Stokes made the decision to pull me out
00:28:44He told me to go to the safehouse before the Sting operation on Steiger
00:28:48I wasn't even there
00:28:51Yeah, but you do know where the deal went down, right?
00:28:55Yeah, but tactical response said they'd swept the building
00:28:57It's vacated, there's nothing there
00:28:59So what's the location of today's meeting with this terrorist guy?
00:29:03Same location
00:29:05Yeah, so that means that they've changed the location of today's meeting
00:29:08Especially after the attempted raid
00:29:10Yeah, meaning there's nothing to go on
00:29:14Yeah
00:29:15I'd still like to take a look at the place where the deal went down
00:29:20I'll take you there
00:29:41Well, we found planes
00:29:52Nope, there's nothing here
00:29:55I've just had a thought
00:29:57What?
00:29:59Do you know how to contact this guy, the chess master?
00:30:01Yeah, I caught sight of his number and Steiger made a call
00:30:05What use is that?
00:30:07So, how about we call him up, right?
00:30:09We pose as Steiger, change the location of today's meeting, right?
00:30:13Now, we use the Steiger doppelganger as originally planned
00:30:16And we capture the chess master
00:30:18That doesn't help us get Steiger or Stokes
00:30:21Yeah, yeah, no, it does, right
00:30:22Because assuming today's meeting is still going ahead
00:30:25Steiger will have already called the chess master to change the location
00:30:28When we capture the chess master, we get him to tell us the original location
00:30:31We run up on Steiger, surrounded by illegal arms, waiting for his money
00:30:36Fuck, this is getting complicated
00:30:40But won't he have heard his voice, though?
00:30:42Nah, he uses one of those voice distortors attached to an old telephone
00:30:46That's how he's able to track the contact
00:30:49Number redial
00:30:51But won't he be suspicious that we've changed the location for a second time?
00:30:55That's all we've got
00:30:57What's the name of this guy that's posing as Steiger?
00:31:01Darren Bundy
00:31:03Look, let's get him involved
00:31:07Because we have three hours to pull this shit off
00:31:32The two wildcards
00:31:41Steiger was wondering what your interest in all this was
00:31:44Oh yeah? Why didn't you tell him to come find out?
00:31:56Drop your weapons
00:32:03That includes you
00:32:29Everyone, back the fuck up
00:32:32Get away from your guns
00:32:42Always lets the lads get in some real life practice
00:32:45Oh yeah? You're gonna regret that
00:32:48How about I make that smile permanent?
00:33:02Oh
00:33:32Fuck
00:34:03Lord have mercy, you're good
00:34:05But what do we do about this little situation right here?
00:34:08Just go after Sam, he can't get us both
00:34:10I'd make do with just one
00:34:13Nick
00:34:15I got him, ready to go
00:34:19A little something to remember me by
00:34:33Fuck
00:34:37It's a fake
00:35:02Fuck
00:35:04Fed up with this shit
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:08Darren Bundy's name's on this list
00:35:21Hi, Darren Bundy speaking
00:35:23Yeah, hi Darren
00:35:24My name's Nick
00:35:26We're close friends with Andy Stokes
00:35:28Okay
00:35:29Yeah listen, his wife gave me your telephone number
00:35:31Are you able to meet with us at all?
00:35:33Is that Nick Spencer?
00:35:34Yeah it is
00:35:35Andy's told me all about you guys
00:35:38Is everything okay?
00:35:39Not really
00:35:40Stokes has gone missing
00:35:42It would be best if we could meet in person if possible
00:35:44Right, can you meet me in half an hour?
00:35:46Do you know where the old Afkai's building is?
00:35:50Darren
00:35:51Yeah, pleased to meet you both
00:35:55Andy mentioned you guys a few times
00:35:57I trained him up when he first joined the service
00:35:59You know he hasn't been seen since yesterday, right?
00:36:01Not seen by who?
00:36:03What do you mean?
00:36:04Well, how do you know he's missing?
00:36:07My instructions were to wait for a meeting place to be confirmed
00:36:10That's all I was briefed on
00:36:12For the meeting at 4pm?
00:36:14Yeah, that's in two hours' time
00:36:16Well where are that?
00:36:17Sometimes we don't receive critical details until at least an hour before
00:36:22Such is the nature of fieldwork
00:36:24Hmm, well
00:36:25Stokes is nowhere to be seen
00:36:27An undercover agent named Sam Logan has been taken by Stiger's men
00:36:31The arms dealer you're set to pose as this afternoon
00:36:34Yeah, that's right
00:36:35Stiger was supposed to be in a secure facility by this point
00:36:38Nobody's notified me otherwise
00:36:41A secure facility
00:36:43Can you access government detainees?
00:36:46Yeah, of course
00:36:47Depending on if I've got the level of clearance needed to speak to the prisoner in question, right?
00:36:51Would you be able to check and see if there's a Mark Preston in custody?
00:36:56Who's Mark Preston?
00:36:58So he was the buyer that Stokes posed as yesterday
00:37:01And that was the last time that he was seen
00:37:03Yeah, he's our only shot at getting Stiger
00:37:07I see
00:37:09Okay, let me see if he's been held
00:37:17Release!
00:37:25Move it!
00:37:27You know where you're going
00:37:31Take a seat
00:37:39So...
00:37:41Mark Preston?
00:37:44Yeah, that's me
00:37:47Who brought you here, Mark?
00:37:50How should I know? Some hooded goons?
00:37:54Have you been questioned by anyone since?
00:37:57Nope, haven't heard a peep out of anyone
00:38:00Not least why I'm here
00:38:02Why you're here? You're a fucking arms dealer
00:38:11What's your business with Miles Stiger?
00:38:16That's no hard question
00:38:23Is there a reduced sentence attached to this conversation?
00:38:27That depends on how helpful you are, Mark
00:38:31Look at back of your chair
00:38:40I'm a gun smuggler
00:38:43I was acting as a liaison between Stiger and a despot in the Far East
00:38:48Stiger was 3D printing a load of weapons for him
00:38:52What was in it for you?
00:38:54I was just acting as an intermediary for a percentage of the profit
00:38:58You know, like a broker
00:39:01Normally I would smuggle the guns myself
00:39:04but Stiger has a channel for getting the weapons out of the country
00:39:08What, the airfield?
00:39:10Yeah, he owns that private airfield
00:39:14Planes, carrying contraband, take off and land all the time
00:39:18and he oversees everything
00:39:20Is that the only place you know that Stiger operates out of?
00:39:24There and one other
00:39:27Some old disused plant that used to make pipes and components for buildings
00:39:32Like a steel plant, yeah
00:39:36That's where they keep their printing equipment
00:39:39Down by a railway line
00:39:41Yeah, I know the one
00:39:45Hmm
00:39:48So that's photo, is it supposed to be you?
00:39:52No
00:39:55That's my old Stiger
00:39:59That's not a Stiger
00:40:06How do you know?
00:40:09Because I've seen him lots of times
00:40:14He's a younger bloke with a slicked back brown hair
00:40:19Oh my God
00:40:24What, Sam Logan?
00:40:28Are you sure?
00:40:30Yes
00:40:32He's a close contact
00:40:35Not many people meet him face to face
00:40:39Do you have a picture anywhere of Stiger?
00:40:43I just told you, he's a private person
00:40:46You think I've got a bunch of fucking selfies taken down the pub with him, eh?
00:40:50Give me your phone, let me bring up his Facebook
00:40:52Don't get smart
00:40:53Watch yourself, son
00:40:54Shh
00:40:57What is this?
00:40:59Good cop, bad cop?
00:41:00I told you everything, I know
00:41:02I ain't a cop
00:41:04We ain't got time for this, Nick
00:41:06Let's go
00:41:08We ain't got time for this
00:41:13Piece of shit
00:41:26So what's the plan now?
00:41:27We're starting a steal plan
00:41:29I can assemble a team
00:41:31Listen, Darren, Stoke's got word of a mole in the agency
00:41:35How do you know who you can trust?
00:41:40In our case, we're limited to just us
00:41:45Let's not take any chances
00:41:47I can imagine this has got something to do with Stoke's disappearance
00:41:51Three missed calls from Emma
00:41:55Do you need to get her family to Stoke's safe house?
00:41:57There might be a slight problem with that
00:42:02Yeah, it's...
00:42:04Yeah, we blew up
00:42:06What?
00:42:07Yeah, it was a gas leak
00:42:09Gas leak?
00:42:10Very nasty
00:42:13Stoke's was right, we're used to it
00:42:16Go check in and get yourselves cleaned up
00:42:19I'll get some gear together and text you another address where to meet me at
00:42:24Meet me just over an hour at that meet
00:42:27Jesus, fucking gas leak
00:42:33Fuck
00:42:52Tiger, your name's like a bad word in my camp right now
00:42:56What's that?
00:42:58Well, first you postpone the meeting by three days
00:43:01Next you want to change the location
00:43:03I don't appreciate being dicked around
00:43:06This is a sensitive deal
00:43:08Timing is crucial
00:43:11I appreciate that
00:43:13But let me assure you, security is a priority
00:43:16And we both need this deal to go through as safely as possible
00:43:19Meaning what?
00:43:21You've had issues with the law already?
00:43:24Not the law exactly
00:43:26Rebel army representatives
00:43:28They'll intervene
00:43:30I'll incentivise a deal
00:43:32And you will get your hands dirty
00:43:34Getting my hands dirty is my business
00:43:37And I've never been afraid of a little bit of cleaning up
00:43:40What's the problem with the ragtag band of rebels anyway?
00:43:44We need to increase our carrier charge
00:43:46I've had to pay off a couple of customs officials
00:43:50Corruption in a fucking banana republic
00:43:53Who would have guessed?
00:43:59What the hell's going on?
00:44:14I've called you three times
00:44:17Jesus
00:44:19You two look like you've seen a ghost
00:44:21The front door was open
00:44:23I'm literally just in the door
00:44:25I was carrying the shopping
00:44:28What's happened to your face?
00:44:30It's just a scratch
00:44:32Guys, what the fuck is going on?
00:44:35And what is he doing here?
00:44:39Stokes is missing
00:44:42Andy?
00:44:43Yeah, Kate phoned us earlier
00:44:45Listen, we don't have time to explain
00:44:47We're about to go on a raid
00:44:48But the clock's ticking and we need to move
00:44:50I'll phone you when we're through, OK?
00:44:57Sharon's caring
00:44:59Come walk with the wall
00:45:29I'm going to make a quick phone call to Kate and let her know what's going on
00:45:50She must be worried
00:45:52Yeah, maybe we've been a bit insensitive there
00:45:54Oh well, it's been a tough day, man
00:45:56I am starting to dread bank holidays
00:45:59Yeah
00:46:04Remember this time last year when you said you wanted to quit all of this and have a normal life?
00:46:10Yeah
00:46:13When did you change your mind?
00:46:15I don't know, man, it's difficult to describe
00:46:18It's like addiction
00:46:21Like if you stopped, there'd be something missing in your life?
00:46:23Yeah, cos nothing's going to replace doing this
00:46:27It's not addiction, it's passion
00:46:30Oh
00:46:33Yeah, don't worry, I'm cringing too, man
00:46:37I didn't miss all these fucking inane chats in the car with you
00:46:40Oh well, we could still meet up and have a chat in the car, bro
00:46:43Yeah, cos that's not weird
00:46:46And gunpowder, I'd miss the smell of gunpowder
00:46:50Spoken like a true psychopath
00:46:53What about a fist fight?
00:46:55I'd love a good fist fight
00:46:57And explosions
00:46:58Yeah
00:46:59And Sears' inconveniently timed ambush
00:47:02There's no way you enter a building all stealthy and shit
00:47:04And then some fucker knocks you out, gun butt to the back of the neck
00:47:08It's a classic, but I hate it when that happens
00:47:11It's such a cheap shot
00:47:12Yeah
00:47:14Where do you think Dan's got to?
00:47:17I don't know
00:47:18He said he was going to meet us here
00:47:20We've got less than an hour, so I might go inside and check and see if he needs a hand
00:47:24Yeah
00:47:29Want me to come with?
00:47:33We don't have to be together 24-7
00:47:36Yeah, I get jealous
00:47:38Heh
00:47:44Hi, Kate
00:47:45Yeah, just wanted to give you an update as to what's going on
00:47:53Don?
00:48:08Don?
00:48:38Don?
00:48:41Don?
00:49:08Don?
00:49:29Nick?
00:49:34Shit
00:49:38Argh
00:49:48Nick, wake up
00:49:50Shit
00:49:51You alright? Wake up
00:49:54Did you break anything?
00:49:56Just a world record for the fastest arch-kicking in history
00:50:00Yeah, well
00:50:02Come on, get up
00:50:05Ah, shit
00:50:07We need to get to that meeting
00:50:09Where's Darren?
00:50:11Nowhere to be seen
00:50:12Just have to go without him
00:50:17So, Sam Logan is Miles Tiger
00:50:21Yeah, so Stokes, he must have been suspicious of Sam
00:50:24Sam volunteers to go undercover to try and prove himself
00:50:27Yeah
00:50:28And instead, he lures Stokes in with a sting operation
00:50:31and uses it to get rid of anyone that knew about the agency mole
00:50:37Who's this bald guy that Darren was posing as?
00:50:40He's Stiger's face, he's his salesman
00:50:42He's the guy that allows Stiger to continue being Sam Logan the agent
00:50:47and Miles Stiger the weapons dealer
00:50:49Yeah
00:50:51And Sam Logan remains an active agent
00:50:53so that if anyone gets close to Stiger, he can take him out
00:50:56Got to give it to them, that is kind of brilliant
00:50:59Yeah
00:51:00Well, they're about to be dead
00:51:03Right, what should I pick?
00:51:07Feel safe
00:51:27What are you doing, Hush?
00:51:29There's just...
00:51:30Why are you making those noises?
00:51:33There's just...
00:51:41Open us up
00:51:44Well, I don't need hyped up
00:51:46I like to enter quietly through the back door
00:51:49It's called stealth
00:51:51See, I like to smash through the front doors
00:51:53making as much noise as possible
00:51:55Yeah, well, some of us don't need to make any noise
00:51:58to let them know we're inside
00:52:03Just try it
00:52:21We should get rid of the dead agent's body
00:52:24Just out of the airfield
00:52:26Well, I'll put him in the back of the car
00:52:29Well, come looking for him
00:52:31Right, get slugs at his chest
00:52:33put him in the driver's seat
00:52:34run it off a dock
00:52:36and when they find him, they'll have brought you the weight of nothing
00:52:38I'll finish up, yeah
00:52:54Ooh
00:53:04Must have hit your head on the floor when you got shot
00:53:08You played good, Agent Stokes
00:53:15Yo
00:53:16Come and have a look at this
00:53:24Oh
00:53:30Jesus Christ
00:53:32He's risen from the fucking dead
00:53:46Good job making sure he was dead
00:53:49You not realising you lifted his body?
00:53:52Must have been out cold
00:53:55Dear oh dear
00:54:01Hiya there
00:54:03I'd like to say you're in heaven
00:54:05but I'm afraid you're in hell
00:54:14Concussion?
00:54:16I hope it's not amnesia
00:54:18So I'd rather have hoped you would tell me who your friends are
00:54:22Who?
00:54:24The two cowboys that had Ted making us a bank holiday to remember
00:54:29As long as you've got breath in your fucking body
00:54:32you'll never be safe from them
00:54:35Basic
00:54:38I've got someone who's going to want to say hi
00:54:41Hi
00:54:46Arms up
00:54:52Go
00:54:56Arms up
00:55:01I think I'm okay
00:55:03Go with him
00:55:11You are the chess master?
00:55:17You?
00:55:19Surprised
00:55:24I'm never surprised by what a woman is capable of
00:55:33Wife or mistress?
00:55:36I don't know
00:55:38Wife or mistress?
00:55:40Mother
00:55:42Are we going to sit and chit chat or are you going to deal me in?
00:55:52Buy us 200k
00:55:59Aunt is 500
00:56:07Okay
00:56:33I assume you didn't want to see me for a game of car
00:56:37I prefer chess
00:56:39The deal is still set for next week?
00:56:42Yes
00:56:44What is it?
00:56:46There's been a change
00:56:48What change?
00:56:49The price
00:57:01I bet
00:57:022k
00:57:04Well
00:57:06Are you going to play your hand?
00:57:14Fold
00:57:24I call
00:57:28I fold
00:57:31Deal the flop then
00:57:35Deal
00:57:45Let's talk business
00:57:47Or are you just gunning for my small change here?
00:57:50Out with it
00:57:53Look
00:57:54The price is going up by 30%
00:57:56Okay?
00:57:58I didn't even see your lips move
00:58:02There's been a rival bidder
00:58:05A rival bidder?
00:58:07Who?
00:58:09We
00:58:10Are the people's army
00:58:12But they offered 30% more
00:58:16And besides we've had tighter border control
00:58:19Additional expenses
00:58:21Long as you can match that
00:58:22The guns are yours
00:58:25You are crazy
00:58:29I bet 50k
00:58:36I'll tell you what
00:58:38If you win this hand
00:58:40I'll give you the guns for nothing
00:58:44And if you win?
00:58:46Then you up the price by 50%
00:58:54Deal
00:59:06Is that it?
00:59:07You should stick to chess
00:59:11Yes
00:59:23Still got two cards left
00:59:28Well
00:59:30Deal the fucking turn and river
00:59:36What?
00:59:44Next fucking card
01:00:06Now you know the terms
01:00:08We'll get in touch next week
01:00:12Wait
01:00:17I think he wants to renegotiate
01:00:20Yeah well I'll be outside
01:00:21Not scared of a little scuffle are we?
01:00:24Don't fucking speak to me like that
01:00:26I keep a low profile
01:00:29You do you
01:00:36You think you can play with me?
01:00:38Malaya
01:00:40You know my name right?
01:01:02Shit
01:01:06Fuck
01:01:07Fuck
01:01:35Jesus Christ
01:01:38What would you have done if you'd won?
01:01:41I was going to kill him after the coup anyway
01:01:55Wow down boy
01:01:57You want a job?
01:01:59Alright
01:02:01How much you paying?
01:02:07Shit
01:02:38Fuck
01:02:50I'll go high
01:02:51You go low
01:02:53No I go left you go right
01:02:57Yeah
01:02:59Nick
01:03:07What?
01:03:28Oh
01:03:30Oh
01:03:32The old gone back to the back of the neck
01:03:33I wondered if that was going to show up today
01:03:35Thank fuck for that
01:03:38You were snoring
01:03:39Fuck you
01:03:43Didn't quite go to plan huh?
01:03:45Nope
01:03:46What do you think they've got in store for us?
01:03:49Who knows
01:03:51I haven't seen anyone yet
01:03:53Maybe they're just going to leave us here to die
01:03:56Somehow I don't think we'll be that fortunate
01:04:00Got a plan?
01:04:03Not yet
01:04:06God what a day
01:04:09To think
01:04:10I was looking forward to some peace in the country
01:04:14Drinking beer
01:04:16And shooting the empty cans
01:04:19What is your aim better when you're pissed?
01:04:23Days not over yet bro
01:04:25Yeah
01:04:26I'm in the mood for some more target practice
01:04:35You know it's funny right?
01:04:38Tied to this chair
01:04:40My head hurts like a bitch
01:04:43Probably going to die
01:04:45At the hands of a bunch of bloodthirsty arms dealers
01:04:47And yet
01:04:48There's no place that I would rather be
01:04:50Than with you babe
01:04:59You know that's horse shit man
01:05:02You'd rather be with your family
01:05:04I'd rather be with your family
01:05:10See now we just need to figure a way out of here
01:05:15Fuck me
01:05:25Jesus
01:05:26All my worries are over
01:05:28Sit
01:05:29Sit
01:05:32Hey man how you holding up?
01:05:34Well
01:05:35The accommodation ain't great
01:05:37The staff ain't very friendly
01:05:39And don't get me started on the food
01:05:44I guess this wasn't part of the rescue mission
01:05:46I know everything's late
01:05:48Totally got a plan bro
01:05:49Yeah we're just about to act all heroic and shit
01:05:54Are you finished?
01:05:56Where's that rat fuck Sam at?
01:05:59He's on his way
01:06:10I thought you boys looked a bit banged up
01:06:15Did they relent?
01:06:16By relent you mean they died?
01:06:18Yeah
01:06:19We'll go with the other buyers
01:06:22Gentlemen
01:06:23Gentlemen
01:06:25This
01:06:26Is the chess master
01:06:29Something I've been wanting to ask you all day
01:06:32Why the fuck do they call you the chess master?
01:06:34Because everybody's a pawn in my game
01:06:37What
01:06:38The
01:06:39Fuck
01:06:41You're gonna love this lads
01:06:43This is genius
01:06:46Tell me your angle
01:06:50Come on
01:06:51We're gonna massacre them anyway
01:06:55We target third world countries with volatile political climates
01:06:59Then
01:07:00We flood the market with weapons to incite nationwide conflict and unrest
01:07:05By arming underfunded terrorist groups and rebel armies
01:07:09Why?
01:07:12To crash the stock market and devalue the currency
01:07:15Then we buy the stocks and shares
01:07:17In collaboration with a business consortium of bankers, wealthy investors and crime syndicates
01:07:22At which point we facilitate the neutralization of territories stricken by unrest
01:07:27Using mercenary groups of rogue former black ops
01:07:30And profit off the subsequent recovery of the economy
01:07:35That's fucking genius isn't it?
01:07:38Sorry I'll be your pitch
01:07:40I love it
01:07:42I'm bored
01:07:44Yeah you and me both man
01:07:46Let's get this shit over with
01:07:51Do you know the good thing
01:07:53About hitting people in the face with this?
01:07:58I don't feel any pain
01:08:01I could punch you all night
01:08:04And only stop
01:08:06Because I get tired
01:08:08Or bored
01:08:10Lost it in 82, Falklands
01:08:13Gone shot wound, gone septic
01:08:16Originally
01:08:17Gave me a clumsy looking prosthetic
01:08:23Then a 3D printed this motherfucker
01:08:32Ha ha ha ha
01:08:34Er
01:08:35Ha ha
01:08:36Ha ha
01:08:37Er
01:08:38Ha ha
01:08:39Ha ha
01:08:40Ha ha
01:08:41Ha ha
01:08:42Ha ha
01:08:43Ha
01:08:44Ha ha
01:08:45Ha ha
01:08:46Oh
01:08:47Ha ha
01:08:48Ha ha
01:08:49What's so funny?
01:08:51What could possibly be so funny?
01:08:55Ha ha ha ha ha
01:08:59Ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:02Ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:05Ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:08Ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:14Oh see
01:09:16He's an arms dealer right?
01:09:18Eh?
01:09:19And he's only got one arm
01:09:22Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:38Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:09:56Ha ha
01:10:00Welcome the afflicted
01:10:04Hey try me motherfucker
01:10:08Don't worry, we will
01:10:25Time's up
01:10:26Snuff them and let's get back to business
01:10:31Oh
01:10:38You know
01:10:40I've got a last request
01:10:42Sure
01:10:44I've got time for
01:10:46Cheeky cigar
01:10:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:10:52I don't see why not
01:10:54It's not as if you're going to have time to die of lung cancer
01:10:57I've been telling him that for years
01:11:00And he's still here
01:11:03Do you want to do the honours?
01:11:07Don't tempt me with a good time
01:11:09Well
01:11:11Kind of tied up right now
01:11:14You're so lame
01:11:16Ha ha ha ha ha
01:11:18You're the second person to tell me that today
01:11:22Ha ha ha ha ha
01:11:28You know
01:11:30I really got to give up man
01:11:32These things will fucking kill you
01:11:34Right enough
01:11:52Mmm
01:12:16You didn't develop Stockholm Syndrome did you?
01:12:22Does that answer your question?
01:12:29Shit there's more guys coming
01:12:52Phew
01:13:10Team two
01:13:12Initiate response
01:13:22I'm shorter than you guys
01:13:44Go go go
01:13:51Go go go
01:14:21Go go go
01:14:51Go go go
01:15:21Go go go
01:15:52Go go go
01:16:05Sam!
01:16:11Team one, action
01:16:21Get in the car
01:16:51Stoke State
01:17:00Stoke State
01:17:21Come on
01:17:52Come on
01:18:03Work, work, work
01:18:22Team three, initiate
01:18:42Bring the weapon
01:18:51Go go go
01:19:21Go go go
01:19:23Go go go
01:19:42Shit
01:19:52Fuck you
01:19:54Fucking get him
01:20:21Shit
01:20:41Grenade
01:20:52Dick on Stokes
01:20:54She's mine
01:20:57He's gone after the agent
01:20:59Get upstairs and head him off
01:21:13Operator, please proceed
01:21:15This is Special Agent Sam Logan
01:21:17Requesting a mission
01:21:19Sam Logan, requesting emergency extraction
01:21:22Can you please confirm your coordinates
01:21:24or enable GPS tracking
01:21:26Better tell him to bring an extra body bag
01:21:38Come on Stokes, you bitch
01:21:49Come on
01:22:20Come on
01:22:22Stokes
01:22:27We're on the same side asshole
01:22:29We're on the same side
01:22:31I'm sending you to the other side
01:22:49Go go go
01:23:19Go go go
01:23:39Knife him, Stokes
01:23:43Drop it
01:23:45Drop it
01:23:49No
01:23:55Let's finish this
01:24:14It's a dead end, have we
01:24:19You love this shit, don't you
01:24:22Oh yeah
01:24:24Yeah, me too
01:24:26Oh
01:24:48You are a lag, aren't you
01:24:56Oh
01:25:02Still having fun
01:25:04Heaps
01:25:27No
01:25:43That's disappointing, isn't it
01:25:45You guys are all the same, aren't you
01:25:47All bark and no bite
01:25:50But it's over now
01:25:56Come here
01:26:27You really need to mix things up a bit
01:26:29Your kicks are becoming predictable
01:26:42Fight
01:26:57Ah
01:26:59Maybe you should have stopped using your legs
01:27:26Oh
01:27:38It's like cracking a cold one
01:27:51Welcome
01:27:57I don't need this to kill you
01:28:02You're going to regret that
01:28:26Come here
01:28:47Yes
01:28:49Too easy
01:28:56Fuck
01:29:27Go
01:29:47Go go go
01:29:56Ah
01:30:27Ah
01:30:37You're all done, yeah
01:30:57Ah
01:31:01Ah
01:31:04Ah
01:31:06Ah
01:31:08Ah
01:31:10Ah
01:31:15Ah
01:31:25Ah
01:31:40What
01:31:42Don't I get a kill with this
01:32:04That was something to remember me by
01:32:10Ah
01:32:41Ah
01:32:59Thanks
01:33:03Ho ho ho ho
01:33:05Welcome to the look like shit, feel like shit show
01:33:10And today's special guest, Mr Agent Andy Stokes
01:33:14Recent kidnap victim, horticulturalist and master of guerrilla warfare
01:33:20Agent Stokes, now that you are what we would like to call a true survivor
01:33:25Tell us, who beat the fuck out of you today
01:33:30Do you guys ever stop
01:33:32Oh, wrong answer
01:33:35Uh uh, too many hits in the head
01:33:39Listen, I know it's late, and you guys had a real fucker of a day
01:33:44But my boss has invited you to dinner, as a token of his gratitude
01:33:50I could eat, but yeah, it sounds good
01:33:54I'll give my boss a call, feel free to go home and get cleaned up
01:34:00I thought I might just wear this
01:34:03Smart
01:34:05Casual
01:34:11Yeah, you are a fucking casualty
01:34:17Oh, it's Stokes
01:34:21Andy's boss seemed pretty impressed, maybe there'll be a job in it for you guys
01:34:27Oh no, too much risk involved
01:34:31Yeah, right
01:34:35We like to live and play by our own rules, isn't that right Nick
01:34:38Whatever, we're going to be late
01:34:41Since when did you become the timekeeper
01:34:44Guys, listen, I just got a call
01:34:47Forensics need me to swing by and identify the bodies
01:34:50You two go on, I'll catch you up
01:34:53Can't it wait
01:34:54Apparently not
01:34:56Oh well, send your apologies
01:35:04Bye Em
01:35:12You know, it's really good to talk to someone who goes through the same shit every time this lot leave
01:35:18Yeah
01:35:20At least Andy's got some kind of structure though, and government protection in his role
01:35:26Whereas these two idiots
01:35:29Yeah, outgunned for everyone
01:35:35How was it you guys met again
01:35:37I worked at the American Embassy in London
01:35:40It was just after Andy had been discharged from the army
01:35:43He was stationed there as security for a few months
01:35:47Ex-workies, how romantic
01:35:51What about you and Nick
01:35:54Now there's a proper fairy tale
01:35:57We fell over each other drunk one Sunday about 2am in a club
01:36:04And we've never looked back
01:36:07Head over heels
01:36:09Literally
01:36:11Do you want another drink
01:36:12Yeah, sure
01:36:17Oh
01:36:20Do you know where they're going for dinner
01:36:23Tony's country retreat
01:36:25He's got a cabin somewhere up in the hills
01:36:28He's staying there for the bank holiday weekend apparently
01:36:31It's the first I've heard of it
01:36:34What do you mean
01:36:36Well Andy was saying that they're going to some Greek restaurant in town
01:36:40Nick got a text when Andy was getting changed
01:36:44Saying what
01:36:46Saying that the plans had changed
01:36:50Andy's boss has just come from a secondment in Canada
01:36:54Has he
01:36:56Yeah, he sold up before he left
01:36:59He's been over there for 5 years
01:37:01Unless he's renting it for the weekend
01:37:07Where did you say the cabin was
01:37:17Hi Dex
01:37:21Andrew
01:37:23Couldn't I have waited
01:37:25I've got to go home as well you know
01:37:28Something good on TV
01:37:31No, I've got the grandkids tonight
01:37:33Now just sign down the bottom
01:37:35As per usual
01:37:36The first one here is
01:37:38Miles Steiger
01:37:41Now, are you ready for this
01:37:45Dex, you ask me this every time
01:37:48It's just my wee catchphrase
01:37:51I've seen a million dead bodies
01:37:53Well we all need a hobby
01:37:55But are you ready for this
01:37:57This is one clean cut to the neck
01:37:59He bled out
01:38:01You guys need to cleanse your soul
01:38:04Watch a rom-com or something because
01:38:06This
01:38:08Is sick
01:38:10Fuck
01:38:13I did warn you
01:38:17Who brought the body in here
01:38:19It came with all the rest of the steel plant
01:38:21Why
01:38:28Stokes, what's wrong
01:38:33Shit
01:38:43And what are you looking at
01:38:47It's a shitty night to be driving up here
01:38:50You said you wanted to spend some time in the country
01:38:53Not like this
01:38:56Yo
01:38:58Don't be telling him that joke about the Archbishop and the choir boy
01:39:01For the love of God
01:39:05Nick
01:39:06You know, man, I think we've taken a wrong turn somewhere
01:39:09Like five minutes ago
01:39:39Nice night to die
01:39:52You first
01:40:09You
01:40:39Hey
01:40:48Yeah
01:40:50Yeah
01:40:52Yeah
01:40:54Yeah
01:40:56Yeah
01:40:58Yeah
01:41:00Yeah
01:41:02Yeah
01:41:04Yeah
01:41:06Yeah
01:41:08Yeah
01:41:11Yeah
01:41:13Yeah
01:41:15Yeah
01:41:17Yeah
01:41:21Yeah
01:41:23Wow
01:41:26Looks like I fell off the house
01:41:29Yeah
01:41:32Yeah
01:41:35Yeah
01:41:37Alright
01:41:41Don't tell me you're back on me boy
01:41:56You're welcome
01:42:07I
01:42:14Try getting back up with this
01:42:27Yeah
01:42:31You're a
01:42:33I think this is in light to be Oh
01:42:40Second worst day of my life. Oh
01:42:43Yeah, what's the worst?
01:42:45The day I met you there. Yeah
01:42:52What
01:42:55Don't say that come on go the way
01:43:00Love you're up to me
01:43:02Thank you
01:43:08Last year, I was lying dying in your arms. They're your line dining right?
01:43:14Lucky nobody's ever anyway start the second
01:43:20Yeah, your last request
01:43:27Actually
01:43:32Oh
01:43:35Don't
01:43:42You're right
01:43:45Don't worry Terry helps on its way
01:43:48foil again
01:43:50Together right you see these things. Yeah, I mean you're just about to start making
01:43:57Maybe we could have a three-way
01:44:00Hey, Oh
01:44:02Yes, between you guys
01:44:06Yeah
01:44:29Oh
01:44:42You made it's five minutes. Yeah standby. All right, Roger
01:44:52Thank you for a cigar
01:44:56But it's always time for a cigar
01:44:59Oh
01:45:05There you go
01:45:09Ah the nice day, yeah, it's kind of peaceful here, right? Yeah
01:45:17Need a light hmm
01:45:29I
01:45:36Just can't
01:45:42First you're close and then y'all miles away
01:45:48Wanna tell me what you bother about
01:45:51I
01:45:55Wanna try
01:45:58Fucks that's in your head
01:46:01Timpton back time
01:46:04Master's gone
01:46:14But I just play along
01:46:22And
01:46:44Do you try to catch a dreamer to
01:46:51Picture
01:46:57One day
01:47:03But I'm not the one
01:47:16But I just play along
01:47:22I
01:47:26Can't slow down
01:47:30It just keeps rolling
01:47:41You feel happy
01:47:52Don't be discouraged if it doesn't turn out, right?
01:48:00It's your life
01:48:21Oh