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00:00It's cool, I'm happy now that I've become a comedian.

00:04I haven't become one yet, I've been doing it for 5-6 years.

00:07But I'm happy now.

00:11But this wasn't my first dream.

00:13You all have a first dream, an honest dream that you remember in school.

00:17I couldn't achieve that.

00:19Is there anyone who has achieved that in life?

00:22The one we used to fill in the slam book.

00:24What do you want to become? Astronaut?

00:28Boys used to fill air hostess in our class.

00:31Because girls used to fill that.

00:33I'll also become the same person who becomes Rashi.

00:36Asshole.

00:40So is there anyone here who has achieved what he wanted in life?

00:43Or is on the way?

00:44There must be someone.

00:46Is it you? Is there anyone there?

00:48Hi, what's your name?

00:49Khyati.

00:50Khyati, what do you do?

00:51I'm a teacher.

00:52You're a CA?

00:53This was your first dream?

00:58I'm already feeling sorry for you.

01:02There was a CA in the slam book?

01:04What are you saying? You don't know all this in 5th or 6th grade.

01:08If your dad was a CA, it wouldn't have been your dream.

01:10It would have been your dad's.

01:13Okay, are you happy?

01:15How many years did it take to become a CA?

01:174 years.

01:18Total?

01:19From the entrance to the finals.

01:235 years.

01:245 years? That's okay.

01:26You're lying, right?

01:29Because the 5 you said,

01:32the ones who pass in 5 years,

01:33they have a mustache like this.

01:345!

01:365!

01:42These are the 9-10 year olds who are like,

01:45I'm done, I'm done.

01:46Everyone has their own time.

01:50All the best to you.

01:52The 31st of March is coming.

01:53You're going to have a lot of work.

01:56Is there anyone else here?

01:57Who thought of this?

01:59Someone raised their hand.

02:00Hello, hi.

02:01What's your name?

02:02Khwab.

02:03Khwab?

02:06Are you Khwab or Haqiqat?

02:08Who are you?

02:09Tell me.

02:13His phone rang.

02:14Apple watch?

02:15What time is it?

02:16Time to drink water?

02:19Gadgets these days are really annoying.

02:23What notifications did he get?

02:24Was it a call?

02:25Okay, okay.

02:26So, he got saved.

02:27Why are you wearing two watches?

02:29What's this?

02:30Oh, it's a bracelet.

02:34You don't keep your wrists loose.

02:36Have you been wearing bangles since yesterday?

02:42Yes, sorry, Khwab.

02:44Where did Khwab go?

02:46My Khwab, there he is.

02:48Can you get me a house light, Yash?

02:50Thank you.

02:51Yes, Khwab, what do you do?

02:52I'm a musician.

02:53You're a musician?

02:54Oh, very nice.

02:55I'm a drummer.

02:56So, you have an independent band?

02:58I'm a freelancer.

02:59So, this was your first dream?

03:01Yes.

03:03Did you think of becoming a proper drummer?

03:05No, I'm a drummer.

03:06Oh, wow.

03:07So, you've been playing since you were a kid?

03:09I've done this too.

03:11You guys are so cheap.

03:13You guys are so cheap.

03:16Khwab, these people,

03:18they won't understand us artists.

03:22When did you think of becoming a drummer?

03:247th grade.

03:26Did you have good music classes in school or did you learn outside?

03:29Outside.

03:30And what was your reaction to your parents?

03:32They supported me.

03:34Oh, wow, nice.

03:35My dad put me to classes.

03:36Huh?

03:37Dad put me to classes.

03:38Oh, your dad.

03:39Oh, you're from Bombay?

03:40Yes.

03:41Yes, this happens here.

03:48We have the same drumsticks over there.

03:53Whatever is played with us,

03:55our dad whiplashes it.

04:00That's nice.

04:01Nice.

04:02So, how's your life going?

04:03It's all good.

04:04Anyone else?

04:05Anyone else?

04:06Any last person or girl you want to talk to?

04:07You?

04:08Anyone else?

04:09Actually, I wanted to talk to someone in the back.

04:10If you don't mind.

04:11No, you don't get offended like that.

04:13I'm not becoming what I was becoming.

04:16She didn't even talk to me.

04:18I'm just kidding.

04:19Hi, what's your name?

04:20I'm Aditi.

04:21You're Aditi.

04:22Very nice nose.

04:23Do you call it a pin?

04:24What do you call it?

04:25Yeah, it's a septum and a nose pin.

04:27Septum and a nose pin.

04:28Septum sounds like an infection.

04:31Does it get infected with a nose pin?

04:34I have a septum.

04:36I can see it.

04:39What do you do?

04:40Sorry, Aditi, right?

04:41What do you do?

04:42I'm a cake decorator.

04:43Cake decorator?

04:45So, you don't bake?

04:47You just decorate?

04:48What do you do?

04:49I bake, but decoration is my forte.

04:52Oh, so like...

04:53You bake it for me.

04:55Take it out of the cooker first.

04:57So, you do all that,

04:58what we see on TLC and all.

05:01There's a big bar up there.

05:05So, it's your job to loot people.

05:08These cakes are so expensive.

05:10I mean, they're 6,000-7,000-7,000 rupees.

05:13And Aditi, doesn't she have a foodie?

05:16Right?

05:17She has a road,

05:18she has a car.

05:19Get that cake out of the way.

05:22It's been 6 hours since I celebrated my birthday.

05:26I can't find a cake to eat here.

05:30Cake decorator was your first dream?

05:34You guys are so privileged.

05:35I feel like...

05:37Didn't you think of being a doctor, lawyer, engineer?

05:40I honestly told you

05:41that we wanted to be air hostesses and all.

05:44I mean, you must have thought of something like a bakery, right?

05:46Baking, cooking,

05:47or you must have thought of being a cake decorator.

05:49So, that was my interest.

05:51I wanted to make it.

05:53So, did you do your training also in this?

05:55Or did you learn by yourself?

05:57I did learn.

05:58Then I worked with a few chefs.

06:00Few chefs? Nice.

06:02So, do you have your own bakery?

06:03Yes.

06:04Oh, where is it?

06:05Pune.

06:06So, here?

06:08Oh, your husband is from here?

06:09Yes.

06:10You live there?

06:11You're celebrating your birthday there?

06:14Your husband is eating pastries here?

06:17My wife makes them so well.

06:18What are you feeding him?

06:20Pineapple.

06:22Where is your husband?

06:23Hello, sir.

06:24Hi.

06:25Take off your bag.

06:26No one is stealing now.

06:28He's been wearing his bag

06:29and watching the show.

06:31Does he have money for cake decoration?

06:34All my wife's earnings.

06:37I'm not giving it to anyone.

06:40There's a CA sitting here.

06:43I have to get it settled.

06:45Sir, what's your name?

06:46Maitreya.

06:47Sorry, I didn't understand.

06:48Maitreya.

06:49Maitreyam.

06:50Maitreyam.

06:51Wow, man.

06:53I don't get married.

06:57Go, go.

06:58Get me some Manish Manish.

07:03The most difficult thing

07:04is to make a cake.

07:05Happy birthday.

07:11What do we do now?

07:12Let's write baby.

07:14Let's write darling baby.

07:18What do you do in Pune, sir?

07:19I'm a flute player.

07:20Oh, you're in Bombay.

07:21No, we shifted to Pune.

07:22Oh, you two...

07:23You two came to Bombay

07:24to watch a show?

07:25Yes.

07:26Only?

07:27Of course.

07:28What is of course in this?

07:31He's like,

07:32yes, we come everyday.

07:33Pune is far away.

07:35You guys came here

07:36just to watch a show?

07:37Oh, man.

07:38How do I insult you now?

07:42So sweet, man.

07:43Thank you so much.

07:44I keep coming to Pune

07:45to watch a show.

07:46I think you're here

07:47for a client meeting.

07:48You're putting it on my head.

07:49No, no.

07:50You're the one.

07:52They came to Shivneri

07:53just for you.

07:58Nice.

07:59What do you do, sir?

08:00I'm a flute artist.

08:01Flute artist?

08:02What creative people

08:03are coming here.

08:04He plays the bansuri.

08:05He plays the drums.

08:06She makes the cake.

08:10Flute artist?

08:11Do you have the bansuri now?

08:14A little.

08:18Sorry.

08:19Okay.

08:20Thank you so much.

08:21All the best to you.

08:22Are you going back today

08:23or are you staying here?

08:24I'm staying here today.

08:25Oh, you're staying here today.

08:26So you're here on a trip, right?

08:27Don't put this on my head.

08:28Please.

08:43Freedom!

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