"Sick Girl" is a dark comedy that revolves around Wren Pepper, a woman whose life takes a bizarre turn after she lies about having a terminal illness to gain sympathy and attention from her friends and family. As Wren navigates the consequences of her deception, she finds herself entangled in increasingly absurd and awkward situations. Her web of lies starts to unravel when her friends organize a series of heartfelt and extravagant gestures to support her during her supposed final days. The film explores themes of friendship, honesty, and the lengths people go to for attention, all wrapped in a humorous and satirical narrative.
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00:01:00♪ But you're just a lot in a song ♪
00:01:02♪ But you're just a lot in a song ♪
00:01:05♪ Drop a heart and make a name ♪
00:01:10♪ Now we're sleeping and sleeping while we're all here ♪
00:01:15One, two, three!
00:01:16♪ Goin' down, down in a million rounds ♪
00:01:19♪ To the world no one else wins ♪
00:01:22♪ I'll be your number one hit of the heart ♪
00:01:25♪ Going down, down in a million rounds ♪
00:01:31♪ To the world no one else wins ♪
00:01:34♪ I'll be your number one hit of the heart ♪
00:01:37♪ I love it, got it, got it, let's rock it and pull it ♪
00:01:41Toss me a beer!
00:01:43Beer distributor's closed, sorry!
00:01:45Come on, give us something!
00:01:47I'll give you something!
00:01:49Whoo!
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:53That was my baby!
00:01:55I love you, bitches!
00:01:57And one day, we're gonna take over the world!
00:02:00Yeah, we are! Get over here!
00:02:02Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger!
00:02:04♪ I love it, got it, got it, let's rock it and pull it ♪
00:02:07♪♪
00:02:17Your ta-tas look different than my mom's.
00:02:24Whose are nicer?
00:02:26I want to watch La La Loopsie, and you're in my seat.
00:02:29Shh! Honey bunny.
00:02:31Mom! Aunt Renna's sleeping on the couch again!
00:02:35And I want to watch La La Loopsie!
00:02:37That's a lot, babe.
00:02:39So let's turn the volume down to, like, a two.
00:02:42Coffee? Yeah.
00:02:44Fix your boob. Come with me. What?
00:02:46Oh, crap. No.
00:02:48No? Mm-mm.
00:02:50I mean, shit.
00:02:53Poopy?
00:02:55Crap. Shh.
00:02:57Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
00:03:01Rough night? I think so.
00:03:03Maybe, yeah.
00:03:06You know, you got to stop using this place as your crash pad.
00:03:09I don't want my daughter remembering this in ten years
00:03:11and getting inspired to pull a Ren.
00:03:16I'd take back my spare key,
00:03:18but you'd probably just start using the doggy door again.
00:03:20So, what are we doing today?
00:03:22Mm, probably something with beans.
00:03:25Did you just say beans?
00:03:27Yeah, I did.
00:03:29Cory's really into beans.
00:03:31She likes to, like, sort them into little piles.
00:03:33You know, sometimes she'll make, like, big piles.
00:03:36Recently, she's been making shapes with the beans,
00:03:39which is really exciting, so it's a big win for us.
00:03:42So she's gonna sort beans while I sit next to her
00:03:45and sleep with my eyes open.
00:03:48Like that. You know what I mean?
00:03:51Does it look like I'm paying attention?
00:03:57Oh. I was waiting for the punchline.
00:04:00That's a real thing that's happening.
00:04:02I can't get her off of it. It's a whole day.
00:04:10Where's my phone?
00:04:12You are exposing your crotch to my child again?
00:04:15This is so great.
00:04:17Got it!
00:04:19Thank you for the hospitality.
00:04:21What a lovely morning. Thank you.
00:04:23Where's the other one?
00:04:25You know what? Keep it.
00:04:28Bye!
00:04:31I am so over her drama.
00:04:34Yeah.
00:04:36You're exercising again.
00:04:38So fun.
00:04:41Ha!
00:04:43Hey!
00:04:47Someone's a big race.
00:04:49It's called a marathon.
00:04:51I know. I did one, remember?
00:04:53The scoliosis thing?
00:04:55That was a 5K, and you didn't even finish.
00:04:58What's the diff?
00:05:00Like 21 miles.
00:05:02Holy shit, you're doing 21 miles?
00:05:0426.2, baby.
00:05:06Why? Why would you do that?
00:05:08That's, like, torture.
00:05:10You want to jog with me for a little while?
00:05:12No. I'm a smoker.
00:05:14What about later?
00:05:16Dinner, drinks, maybe a little heart-to-heart?
00:05:18I'm not drinking until after the marathon.
00:05:20You know that, okay? And I'm not eating after 7.
00:05:22Intermittent. You get it. I'll call you, okay?
00:05:24Listen, I gotta go.
00:05:26You're not coming with me? No.
00:05:28You sure? No. I'll race you?
00:05:30No.
00:05:32Bye! Love you!
00:05:34So much love.
00:05:38Oh, hey!
00:05:40Hey!
00:05:42They both. Say hi to your Aunt Ren.
00:05:44I'm just kidding. You can't speak.
00:05:46Well, hello.
00:05:48I didn't know that you were coming.
00:05:50No, I didn't.
00:05:52I didn't know that Mama was bringing the little...
00:05:54Why else would I be here?
00:05:56You know I fucking hate grass.
00:05:58To buy drugs off of scabby teenagers?
00:06:00I'm just kidding.
00:06:02Unless you want to, I could just...
00:06:04I don't know.
00:06:06I'm just kidding. Unless you want to,
00:06:08I could just mosey over there and ask them.
00:06:10They look sketchy AF.
00:06:12Seriously, those guys definitely have narcotics.
00:06:14Oh, you know what?
00:06:16They think that I'm his babysitter.
00:06:18Yeah. I just look too young to be a mom.
00:06:20That's when the babysitters wear power suits.
00:06:22They both want to fuck me.
00:06:24Isn't that hilarious?
00:06:26It's because I look like a young Elle Fanning.
00:06:28It happens all the time.
00:06:30Anyway, what's up?
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:34I just feel like you guys are so busy all of the time.
00:06:36Yeah, I've known Friendly Kids.
00:06:38What?
00:06:40I miss you guys, you know?
00:06:42I miss hanging out, the anticipation of the weekend.
00:06:44No. I gotta take this call.
00:06:46Can you just take him?
00:06:48What? No.
00:06:50Yeah, just take him. I gotta get this.
00:06:52This is not safe for me or...
00:06:54I forgot the bottle.
00:06:56You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
00:06:58Just sing to him or something.
00:07:04I don't know.
00:07:20I wish karma, m'lady.
00:07:28Make it two.
00:07:35Oh, fuck.
00:07:37Yeah.
00:07:39Dressing me up.
00:07:41That's what my Nana used to say
00:07:43when she wanted to order another highball.
00:07:45Is that enough? Cut off.
00:07:47Whatever. I don't need you. There's other bars.
00:07:49Hold up. You still got a tab to pay.
00:07:51You got a tab to pay.
00:07:53You're not the dad of me.
00:07:55You give me the money now.
00:07:57What are you doing, huh?
00:07:59Come at me, bro.
00:08:01Boink!
00:08:03Hey! Hey!
00:08:11The last time I was here,
00:08:13I was with my friends.
00:08:15Now I'm all alone.
00:08:17All alone.
00:08:19All alone.
00:08:21Have they served you breakfast yet?
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:26They just moved on.
00:08:28I mean, it's like a betrayal, really.
00:08:31Double time for Tabby and Marge.
00:08:35Wait, why does it have to change?
00:08:37Why does everything have to change?
00:08:39Change, change, change, change.
00:08:42They're just all okay with it.
00:08:44I'm not okay with it.
00:08:46You made bail.
00:08:49I was framed.
00:08:55So...
00:08:57Thank you.
00:08:59Dude, what the fuck?
00:09:01I know. I'm sorry.
00:09:03Why would you attack a bartender?
00:09:05You love bartenders. They control the fucking liquor.
00:09:07Yeah, with an iron sword.
00:09:09I know. I'm sorry.
00:09:11Why would you attack a bartender?
00:09:13You love bartenders. They control the fucking liquor.
00:09:15Yeah, with an iron sword.
00:09:17With an iron fist.
00:09:21Why are you still wearing my Crocs?
00:09:29Fuck.
00:09:35Really?
00:09:36Sorry.
00:09:48What is going on with you?
00:09:50I already have a kid. I do not want another kid.
00:09:52I'm not a kid. They don't put kids in the slammer.
00:09:55It's like the one place that's left for adults only.
00:09:58Jesus, Ren, I can't just bail you out of jail or rescue you
00:10:01or be your wingman every time you want to go out and get fucked up.
00:10:04Okay? I have responsibilities.
00:10:06Oh, my God, I can't believe that you are turning me into this person.
00:10:09This person sucks.
00:10:11You know what? Maybe we should just cancel this birthday thing tomorrow
00:10:14because I have to sleep. What? No.
00:10:16Really?
00:10:18Well, I couldn't wait. I've been gone a half an hour.
00:10:20You can't do this by yourself?
00:10:23She what?
00:10:25With the cucumber?
00:10:27Why was it out?
00:10:30I am coming!
00:10:33Can you just...
00:10:34God, I'm about to abandon all you motherfuckers.
00:10:37Holy crap!
00:10:39Look at me. Look at me right now.
00:10:41I am tired.
00:10:43Do you understand that?
00:10:45It is in the marrow of my bones.
00:10:47It is in my soul.
00:10:49Can you even understand that level of fatigue?
00:10:53Get the fuck out of my car.
00:10:55Get out.
00:10:57I just want to remind you it's my birthday tomorrow, so...
00:10:59Technically, it's right now because it's after midnight, so it's my birthday.
00:11:02I'm not wishing you a happy birthday if that's what you want right now.
00:11:04We'll do it tomorrow.
00:11:05Love you.
00:11:06Fuck!
00:11:16I have amazing news.
00:11:18You are cured.
00:11:20There is no trace of cancer in your body.
00:11:23But, doctor, how can that be?
00:11:26The body is a mystery. Maybe it's a miracle.
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:30I know.
00:11:31I've been healed by the power of love.
00:11:35I know it sounds impossible, but it's true.
00:11:38My cancer united us.
00:11:40It reminded me of what is really important.
00:11:43It renewed our love.
00:11:45And that love saved my life.
00:11:48It saved all our lives.
00:12:14COREY'S BIRTHDAY
00:12:18Corey, it's your birthday.
00:12:20We're going to party like it's your birthday.
00:12:23We're going to party like it's your birthday.
00:12:25And you know we don't give a...
00:12:31Hey, Corey.
00:12:32Hey.
00:12:33What are you doing?
00:12:34Happy birthday!
00:12:35Hi!
00:12:36Oh, my God. You look hot.
00:12:38Thank you.
00:12:39You look...
00:12:43Um...
00:12:45Kind.
00:12:46Thanks.
00:12:49So, um, where are we going tonight?
00:12:52Happy, happy!
00:12:54Hi.
00:12:55Sorry I'm late. Someone had a meltdown.
00:12:57Oh.
00:12:58The kids are here.
00:13:00Good.
00:13:02Are we having food?
00:13:03Let's do this.
00:13:05Sorry, our sitter canceled.
00:13:07She had to go to the Fray concert or something.
00:13:10Well, somebody forgot to call ours.
00:13:12It wasn't me.
00:13:14It was Nick.
00:13:15Nick is the one who forgot.
00:13:17I did.
00:13:18Yeah, everything's my fault.
00:13:20You act sorry, Claire?
00:13:22What's the big deal?
00:13:23It's not like we're at a restaurant or something.
00:13:25Act sorry, you punk fish.
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:28I'm sorry.
00:13:29I'm sorry.
00:13:30I'm sorry.
00:13:31I'm sorry.
00:13:32Fresh?
00:13:36A northern cocktail?
00:13:40Dren.
00:13:43Dren.
00:13:44A northern cocktail?
00:13:46Yes.
00:13:50He had one job.
00:13:52He's at home all day, writing a book.
00:13:55More like stroking his balls.
00:13:57I mean, there's no hair left.
00:13:59Dren brought.
00:14:01Not even one glass?
00:14:02You're so disciplined.
00:14:03Remember when you used to eat chocolate-covered pretzels
00:14:05dipped in butter?
00:14:07I do remember that.
00:14:08Remember when your asshole brother said
00:14:10that I looked like a big-toed...
00:14:23Hey.
00:14:24Remember when we used to spend time together
00:14:27instead of alleging to be collapsing from exhaustion
00:14:30or swamped with work
00:14:31or a small child's life depends on you?
00:14:34I mean...
00:14:35I think we're doing pretty good
00:14:36despite those claims of ours.
00:14:38Guys, we don't see each other.
00:14:40We don't even hang out anymore.
00:14:42We're barely ever together as a group.
00:14:44Yeah, well, that's how it goes.
00:14:46I mean, that's life.
00:14:47You act like you have no control over it.
00:14:49Control over what?
00:14:50Getting older.
00:14:51We don't.
00:14:52We die or we age.
00:14:53Two options.
00:14:54Fighting is an option.
00:14:55Not the aging thing,
00:14:56but you can fight changing.
00:14:57Oh, no.
00:14:58You can absolutely fight aging.
00:15:00And when.
00:15:01What happened to us?
00:15:02Right?
00:15:03What?
00:15:04What happened to us?
00:15:05We used to be a thing,
00:15:06like a moving unit.
00:15:08Sorry, what are we talking about?
00:15:10Bitch, drop the damn phone.
00:15:14Look at us.
00:15:15Look at this.
00:15:16What's happened here between us?
00:15:17There's nothing.
00:15:18Where's the chemistry?
00:15:19Where's the, like...
00:15:20It's my birthday and you're not even talking to me.
00:15:22I mean, can we just, like, focus a little bit
00:15:24and not just, like, run through the motions?
00:15:26I feel like we need to rebel
00:15:28against this generic death march
00:15:30that the rest of society stumbles down.
00:15:32Words.
00:15:33Marry.
00:15:34Kids.
00:15:35Menopause.
00:15:36Die.
00:15:37Are we kidding?
00:15:38Why am I the only one freaking out over this?
00:15:39Maybe because it's your birthday?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41Is that what it is?
00:15:42You're very single.
00:15:43And lonely.
00:15:44What?
00:15:45No, that's not why I'm freaking...
00:15:46Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
00:15:47All right, I am just going to say it.
00:15:49There is no life in our lives.
00:15:51Remember?
00:15:52We had all these plans.
00:15:53We were gonna take over the world, right?
00:15:55Jill, I mean, you just forgot,
00:15:56and now I am reminding you,
00:15:58so it's all...
00:15:59Jill, seriously.
00:16:00Ren, we didn't forget.
00:16:02We were just teenagers when we said that.
00:16:04Kids, can you please just keep it quiet over there?
00:16:06Teenagers say that shit, and then we grow up.
00:16:08Are you implying that I didn't?
00:16:10Hey, you're putting words in my mouth right there.
00:16:12Why don't you chill with the temper tantrum?
00:16:14Yeah, you're fine.
00:16:15Maybe you just got a little stuck after high school.
00:16:17Stuck?
00:16:19Stuck?
00:16:20Stuck?
00:16:21I did not peak in high school.
00:16:23I am in my pri...
00:16:25God damn it, Jill!
00:16:27Mommy!
00:16:30Jesus.
00:16:31Oh, my God, Ren.
00:16:32Oh, God.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34What happened?
00:16:35Is he dead?
00:16:36Look, I gotta ask him, all right?
00:16:38Ren!
00:16:39What are you doing?
00:16:41Oh, no.
00:16:42What are you doing?
00:16:43Mi cancer lo soñó.
00:16:45Lo he recordado.
00:16:46Lo que de veras es importante.
00:16:47Are you crying now?
00:16:49I have cancer.
00:16:56What?
00:16:58No.
00:17:08Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck sticks.
00:17:20Fuck.
00:17:26Thanks for coming in today.
00:17:28Receipt is in the bag.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:30Thank you so much.
00:17:33Good to...
00:17:34Good to see you.
00:17:39Did you see that lady over there?
00:17:41The one that was breastfeeding?
00:17:43Yeah, it was disgusting.
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:46Yeah, that's not true.
00:17:49Anyway, um, back in high school, she was crazy.
00:17:54I'm talking sex, drugs, shoplifting, carjacking.
00:17:58She was my hero.
00:18:01What were you like in high school?
00:18:03Did you run around and tear shit up?
00:18:06I had my moments.
00:18:08I, uh, I enjoyed creating comic books.
00:18:11Okay, yeah, so you get it.
00:18:13Sort of.
00:18:15Um...
00:18:18What's the worst lie that you've ever told?
00:18:23I don't lie.
00:18:24It's a sign of weakness.
00:18:26Okay, well, um...
00:18:29Would you be mad if somebody implied
00:18:31that you peaked in high school?
00:18:33I was homeschooled.
00:18:35That makes sense.
00:18:36Oh, thank you.
00:18:38But no, no, no, I would not be mad.
00:18:40I mean, 98.9% of the people are chic.
00:18:44Their opinions are meaningless.
00:18:46Okay, well, let's just say you did care, right?
00:18:50And it caused you to do something crazy,
00:18:52some might even say unforgivable,
00:18:55in the heat of the moment.
00:18:56You couldn't be held responsible for that, right?
00:19:00Because you were provoked, right?
00:19:04I've lost interest in this conversation.
00:19:07Excuse me.
00:19:09Hey, Malcolm, what's up?
00:19:11My guy.
00:19:13Who are you?
00:19:14We're Wren's friends.
00:19:15We've met you numerous times.
00:19:16Really?
00:19:17We're here to steal Wren.
00:19:18Is that okay?
00:19:19We don't want to take up any of her sick days.
00:19:22Why are you whispering?
00:19:24Oh, um, we're trying to be respectful
00:19:27because of cancer.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33You guys have a lot in common.
00:19:36Oh.
00:19:37You guys have cancer?
00:19:38No, not the three of us.
00:19:40Uh, Wren?
00:19:41Wren has cancer?
00:19:43You didn't know?
00:19:45No, I didn't.
00:19:46Wren?
00:19:47Oh, my God.
00:19:48Wren.
00:19:49Is she cleaning the floors?
00:19:51Should she do that?
00:19:53Well, what are you doing about it?
00:19:57Me?
00:19:58You, her, whoever.
00:20:00We're taking her to a pool and spa.
00:20:06Will that help?
00:20:08They offer a treatment called, um, healing hands.
00:20:16I've heard of that, I think.
00:20:18Have you?
00:20:19Yeah, but Wren's used up all her personal days
00:20:22and her sick days, plus four.
00:20:24Plus four?
00:20:25Well, I suppose I could disregard
00:20:27all the tenets of honor and personal accountability
00:20:30I hold my life to and let this slide, but...
00:20:33Right.
00:20:34Okay, guests, go immediately, or I'll change my mind.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38Thank you so much.
00:20:39Thank you.
00:20:41Thank you.
00:20:44She just sucks.
00:20:46I want to train a newbie.
00:20:48She's kneeling.
00:20:51What the heck's going on with the footwear?
00:21:06I told you already.
00:21:08Nobody looks at my feet, okay?
00:21:10I have gorgeous feet.
00:21:12So, Wren, we should talk.
00:21:14Yeah, there are things that we need to know.
00:21:17Yeah, like, what kind of cancer do you have?
00:21:21Tonsil.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24Yeah, uh, throat tonsil cancer.
00:21:27Uh, from smoking.
00:21:29Yeah, that would be the most logical assumption.
00:21:32And it might not be so bad,
00:21:33because the tonsils are actually very small.
00:21:36Yeah, exactly.
00:21:37They could probably just chop it off, you know?
00:21:40Oh.
00:21:41We also need to say that we feel incredibly shitty
00:21:44about the way things went down the other night.
00:21:47About that, uh...
00:21:50Guys, I, uh, thank you.
00:21:55Mm.
00:21:57You guys, look, this is really nice, but...
00:22:04Is that okay to do with your tonsils?
00:22:07Oh, yeah.
00:22:08There's something that I really need to admit to you.
00:22:12It's fine.
00:22:13You missed Dale's eye by, like, a solid inch.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No one was fatally hurt.
00:22:18Does he now jump when he hears loud noises?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Is there a twitch?
00:22:22Also, yeah.
00:22:23But nothing that, uh, time and therapy won't help.
00:22:26And Nick wanted Dale to toughen up a little bit.
00:22:29Uh, we wouldn't have done it by chucking a phone at his head,
00:22:32but whatever works.
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35I should have known something was wrong
00:22:36from the way you were acting.
00:22:37You kind of freaked us out, to be honest.
00:22:39We were like, what kind of adult woman acts like that?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:43But now it all makes sense.
00:22:44And you were right.
00:22:45We should see each other more often, and we will.
00:22:49We will?
00:22:50Heck yeah.
00:22:52I mean, you're single, so we're kind of all you have.
00:22:55Oh, my God.
00:22:56Shut up.
00:22:57What?
00:22:58Just stop talking.
00:22:59Wren, friendship is important.
00:23:02That's the point.
00:23:03We all need to make time for that.
00:23:05Especially now.
00:23:06We're gonna be here by your side through all of this.
00:23:08Right.
00:23:09Friends to the end.
00:23:11Not that you're gonna die soon.
00:23:12Jill.
00:23:13Shh.
00:23:14I said, shh, to you.
00:23:15Shh.
00:23:16Shh.
00:23:17Shh.
00:23:18Anyway, Laurel found a cancer support group,
00:23:20so she's gonna take you there tonight.
00:23:22No.
00:23:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:24I can't do that.
00:23:25Sure you can.
00:23:26100%.
00:23:27Guys, that's not spending time together.
00:23:29That's spending time with strangers.
00:23:30And you know what?
00:23:31Who likes talking to strangers?
00:23:33Besides, this, this,
00:23:38this is the only support I can handle right now.
00:23:41Beep.
00:23:42Go, fucker, you dildo popping son of a clit,
00:23:46mother Jesus.
00:23:49Zen, I've been doing yoga,
00:23:51but this is why I hate driving.
00:23:54Next time, we'll take our bikes.
00:23:56That way it's easier to get physical
00:23:57when someone pisses you off.
00:23:59I don't have a bike.
00:24:01Well, then you don't have a future.
00:24:03At least not one without insulin.
00:24:05Are you kidding?
00:24:06You want to say goodbye to your fucking toes?
00:24:08No.
00:24:09I'll give you one of mine.
00:24:11Bikes, not toes.
00:24:13I have four, okay?
00:24:14They're terrain-specific,
00:24:15super grippy on the handle, you know,
00:24:17broom, broom.
00:24:18Oh, bad boys will get you to and from,
00:24:21that's for sure.
00:24:23How did you even find out about this place anyway?
00:24:26This chick at my gym,
00:24:27her brother has cancer,
00:24:28and she says he likes these meetings.
00:24:30She says it's like a potluck, you know?
00:24:33I know you are fucking kidding me.
00:24:36Here we are!
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:44I guess I'll go in now.
00:24:45Go ahead.
00:24:46I'm just going to wait here the whole time.
00:24:48I'll park and run laps.
00:24:49I'm good, actually.
00:24:50I can Uber back later.
00:24:52No, I want to be here for you.
00:24:53I'm here for you.
00:24:54You're here right now.
00:24:55I think you'll be here forever.
00:24:57Like, I'm going to watch you walk in,
00:24:59and I'm going to be here when you come out.
00:25:01It's like the first day of school.
00:25:02Fun, right?
00:25:03I'm like your mom.
00:25:05I just won't leave.
00:25:06Or I could Uber later.
00:25:07I'll be good.
00:25:08You don't have to wait.
00:25:09I'm your Uber.
00:25:10I'm your Postmates.
00:25:11I'm your Tinder.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13All right.
00:25:14Have fun.
00:25:15All right.
00:25:16Thank you.
00:25:17C-A-N-C-E-R.
00:25:21I'm just trying to be supportive.
00:25:31I'm just trying to be supportive.
00:25:55You okay?
00:25:57Do we have to participate?
00:26:00What?
00:26:01You mean, like, talk and shit?
00:26:04Nah, nah, nah.
00:26:05It's not like that.
00:26:06Chill.
00:26:08Seriously, you'll be fine.
00:26:10This is the easy part.
00:26:12Why?
00:26:14What happens later?
00:26:15No, I'm saying it's part of the breeze,
00:26:16you know what I mean,
00:26:17compared to the rest of it.
00:26:23Quick question.
00:26:24Have you ever told, like, a massive lie
00:26:28that you can't really...
00:26:31Well, aren't you fetching?
00:26:35Well, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26:37You're pretty fetching yourself.
00:26:40What?
00:26:42Hello, everyone.
00:26:43Welcome.
00:26:44Let's get started with a prayer.
00:26:47Heavenly Father, we gather today to thank you
00:26:51for your great love and blessings over our lives.
00:26:54Were you hitting on me in a cancer support group?
00:26:59What if I was?
00:27:02Isn't that against the rules?
00:27:06They did it in Fight Club.
00:27:08To hear your voice and make us strong by your grace...
00:27:25Leo, what up?
00:27:26What's up, baby? Good to see you, Derek.
00:27:28By the way, this is Wren.
00:27:30She's new.
00:27:31Hi.
00:27:33Hello.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Man, you are really nailing the whole charisma thing.
00:27:40Strong, firm handshake, super intense eyes.
00:27:44You're like the Tom Cruise of cancer.
00:27:46Tom Granzer.
00:27:50What kind of cancer do you have?
00:27:53It's primarily in the tonsil arena,
00:27:57but it has wandered into the throttle region as well.
00:28:04Yeah, that one can be tough.
00:28:06Yeah. Wait, what?
00:28:07What do you mean?
00:28:08Is there a lot of symptoms, or are they visible?
00:28:12Hair loss?
00:28:13I don't know any specifics.
00:28:15You should talk to your doctor about that.
00:28:18Such a pleasure meeting you.
00:28:20Wren?
00:28:21Oh, okay.
00:28:29Well, this was, yeah, it was very insightful
00:28:33and healing and beneficial and just so, so wonderful.
00:28:39Thank you for the general wellness.
00:28:52Is it weird to pick someone up at a cancer support group?
00:28:57Yeah, 100%.
00:29:00What about Fight Club?
00:29:02Oh, I totally forgot about Fight Club.
00:29:11We should watch that later.
00:29:13We totally should.
00:29:16Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
00:29:20Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
00:29:23The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about it.
00:29:29Hey.
00:29:35Hey, what are you guys doing?
00:29:39We are here to fix you, okay?
00:29:41We've got sitters.
00:29:42You did?
00:29:43Tell me, are you feeling any better?
00:29:45Have you, um, have you discharged any vomit or anything yet?
00:29:53Um, what is she doing?
00:29:56What are you doing?
00:29:58You cannot heal your body if you insist on fueling it with garbage.
00:30:02You've got to read the book.
00:30:06You know what?
00:30:07I've got a really cool idea.
00:30:10I, um, I ran into this doctor at the hospital that told me about all these natural healing techniques that we could try.
00:30:21And, um, one of them is a healing circle.
00:30:26We sit in a circle, and then when we're there, you guys think healing thoughts, right?
00:30:32You would think them, and then you would just beam them, um, kind of like at me.
00:30:38Sort of like, uh, little, little love missiles.
00:30:41And then it turns into healing.
00:30:44It, it like heals.
00:30:46It's the mind.
00:30:48It's like the, the most...
00:30:49Science of the mind.
00:30:50Yeah, it's the most natural...
00:30:52Very powerful stuff.
00:30:54Exactly.
00:30:55We have the ability to heal ourselves from within.
00:30:58I'm sure.
00:30:59So how about maybe you could just...
00:31:03Stop touching my stuff.
00:31:04Then we can call Laurel and tell her to come over and, you know...
00:31:08We can do this.
00:31:09Make it a, make it a thing.
00:31:11What do you think?
00:31:12Shoot you with love.
00:31:14Mm-hmm.
00:31:15Yeah, I haven't read any of that in this kind of...
00:31:17It's not in that book.
00:31:18It's in, um, it's a, it's a book that they had at the hospital.
00:31:21What's it called?
00:31:22I'd like to pick it up.
00:31:23I could just order it Amazon.
00:31:25Yeah, right now.
00:31:26It's called The Circle of Life.
00:31:28Circle of...
00:31:29Sounds familiar.
00:31:30Circle of Life.
00:31:31By, by Marianne Williamson?
00:31:32Probably.
00:31:34Was it on the Oprah list?
00:31:35It might have been.
00:31:36Um, but why don't we just call Laurel and, and...
00:31:39Get her to come over here and try it.
00:31:40All right?
00:31:41And are we clothed?
00:31:44♪♪
00:31:51-♪♪
00:31:56Hmm.
00:32:00We, uh, we could do something else.
00:32:03Is there anything that, um,
00:32:04that they suggested to help the healing...
00:32:10along?
00:32:11Yes.
00:32:13Patients, um, with social support
00:32:16tend to feel less anxious, depressed,
00:32:19and have a better quality of life.
00:32:27So the point is, basically,
00:32:28that having you guys around me a lot
00:32:32is so important to me.
00:32:35To my life.
00:32:36Quality.
00:32:39And...
00:32:40But there are other techniques, um,
00:32:43such as massages, day drinking,
00:32:46maybe a carnival, vacations,
00:32:49general spirit lifters.
00:32:51Oh.
00:32:52Vacations, plural?
00:32:53Vacations meaning sunshine.
00:32:55Right?
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:57Because, uh, the sun has vitamin D, right?
00:32:59And, um, the exposure of D has several benefits.
00:33:02Like, it synthesizes the white blood cells,
00:33:06which is good,
00:33:08because it also prevents...
00:33:11ricket.
00:33:16What...
00:33:17What is ricket?
00:33:19I think it's a bug.
00:33:24I'm sorry.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:26No, this is good.
00:33:27Laughing is holistic.
00:33:29Because they do say that laughter
00:33:31is the best medicine.
00:33:36Sposh it.
00:33:37Laughing.
00:33:39Gene Simmons.
00:33:40Sposh it.
00:33:41Richard Simmons.
00:33:42No, who is this?
00:33:43J.K. Simmons.
00:33:44It's a very famous movie.
00:33:46It's a huge hit.
00:33:47Sposh it.
00:33:48Who's the little boy behind her?
00:33:52That's Shane West.
00:33:55That...
00:33:56Is...
00:33:58Ooh, baby, baby.
00:34:00Baby, baby.
00:34:01Shane West, Mandy Moore,
00:34:03A Walk to Remember.
00:34:05What is this?
00:34:06My only hope!
00:34:08Laughing.
00:34:10Not the lip quiver, Mandy Moore.
00:34:12Laughing.
00:34:13Sposh it.
00:34:18I mean, it's just a game.
00:34:19It's just a game.
00:34:20It's a...
00:34:21I love it.
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:23Fine.
00:34:26Oh, yeah.
00:34:28Do the thing you used to do with your nose.
00:34:31Oh, yeah.
00:34:35Sposh it.
00:34:38Laughing.
00:34:42Are you okay?
00:34:43Laughing.
00:34:52So, always a hit.
00:34:55Laughing.
00:34:58Hey, Jake.
00:35:00It's Jill.
00:35:02Yeah.
00:35:03You remember me from high school.
00:35:05I wouldn't expect your hair to be better.
00:35:08I do.
00:35:09What do you mean?
00:35:10It's not exactly the same.
00:35:11Sposh it.
00:35:12Laughing.
00:35:13Oh, my God, his wife.
00:35:14His wife.
00:35:15Oh.
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:18Laughing.
00:35:21I might kiss you.
00:35:24Sigh.
00:35:38You're lucky, okay?
00:35:39We've got nice toys.
00:35:40Sit down there.
00:35:41Just sit down and play.
00:35:42Very good.
00:35:43Thank you.
00:35:44Sigh.
00:35:53Um, guys?
00:35:54Sigh.
00:35:55Come on.
00:35:56Come on.
00:35:57Let's go.
00:35:58Right?
00:35:59Let's just...
00:36:00Let's go.
00:36:01Ren, I signed you in.
00:36:02Why don't you just sit?
00:36:03We're staying.
00:36:04We're staying.
00:36:05I know, but I can sign out.
00:36:06I can come back another day.
00:36:07We should discuss maybe getting a second opinion.
00:36:09You know, we've all been asking around for referrals.
00:36:11I say the more the better.
00:36:13What kind of insurance do you have?
00:36:14I'd like to call them and find out exactly what's covered
00:36:16so we can stay on top of your doctors.
00:36:18Right.
00:36:19Mm-hmm.
00:36:21Ahem.
00:36:22Okay, you know what?
00:36:23That's it.
00:36:24I-I-I'm-I'm-I'm...
00:36:25This has gone far too long.
00:36:27I'm gonna just say it.
00:36:28I don't have cancer.
00:36:29Okay?
00:36:30It was a misdiagnosis,
00:36:31and the doctors thought that I did have cancer,
00:36:34but it turns out that they were wrong.
00:36:36They checked again,
00:36:37and it looks like it was just a goiter.
00:36:44You don't have to lie to mask your fear.
00:36:46I'm not lying.
00:36:48FitBang, this is...
00:36:49I'm telling you, this is textbook behavior.
00:36:51I just marked this page in my book.
00:36:53Another self-help book.
00:36:54Are you kidding me?
00:36:55Whoa, why are you attacking me right now?
00:36:57Why do you read this stuff?
00:36:58It's a pyramid scheme.
00:36:59Do you know what a pyramid scheme is?
00:37:01No.
00:37:02It's not buying a book.
00:37:03Wren, Pepper, let's go.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:05I'll hold your hand.
00:37:06Okay, we're gonna pack up, guys.
00:37:07Real quick.
00:37:08You know what?
00:37:09We're gonna come with you, okay?
00:37:10Guys, guys, you know what?
00:37:12I think I have to go on this journey alone.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:28So?
00:37:31What did you find?
00:37:32Nothing.
00:37:35Okay, well, um, that's not possible.
00:37:39Did you even read my medical history?
00:37:42The part that asks how many cigarettes and drinks I have in one week?
00:37:46There's definitely something liquefying or hardening or exploding in there.
00:37:54It's probably cancer.
00:37:56No, you're perfectly healthy.
00:37:58Maybe you need to do a little bit more of a thorough investigation.
00:38:02Like run some tests.
00:38:04The real hardcore shit.
00:38:06Really get up in there and take a good look around.
00:38:10Wren, you don't have cancer.
00:38:12I could have cancer.
00:38:14The body's a mystery.
00:38:16You could, but you don't.
00:38:18I really do think I do.
00:38:20I do.
00:38:22I'm sorry, do you want cancer?
00:38:24No.
00:38:27Of course not.
00:38:28But since when does the universe care what we want, hmm?
00:38:33This is an idiotic conversation.
00:38:37Have you considered seeing a therapist?
00:38:44Wow.
00:38:45Yes, I have.
00:38:57Hey, got something in my teeth?
00:39:00No.
00:39:01You do.
00:39:04Where?
00:39:05Spot me, Dale.
00:39:08Spot me, brother.
00:39:09Where? I didn't even eat any food.
00:39:10Dale, just sit down.
00:39:12Spot me.
00:39:13Thank you.
00:39:36Wren.
00:39:37Yeah?
00:39:39Leo.
00:39:40Hey.
00:39:41Are you okay?
00:39:42Um, I've been better.
00:39:46Do you need a ride home?
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:55You okay?
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:58You okay?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:01You okay?
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:03You okay?
00:40:05Oh my gosh, I cannot find my glasses.
00:40:07Will you make sure they're strapped in?
00:40:09I have so many bags and so many zippers.
00:40:12What is it, is it crisscross or bunny loops?
00:40:14Don't look at me.
00:40:15I don't know how to do it.
00:40:16I got it.
00:40:17Really?
00:40:18Okay, I'm just going to drive without glasses.
00:40:20I really don't agree with this.
00:40:21I can walk.
00:40:22Anybody from work saw me doing this?
00:40:24So embarrassing.
00:40:25I got it, I got it.
00:40:26It's not closing.
00:40:27It's going to close, I got it.
00:40:29I don't know how to do it.
00:40:30Oh, there it is, there it is.
00:40:31We're good, we're good.
00:40:32We're good.
00:40:33We're good.
00:40:34We are...
00:40:35This is so embarrassing.
00:40:36Are we strapped in?
00:40:37You in?
00:40:38I hope you're all comfortable.
00:40:39We are on the move.
00:40:40Dale, Dale.
00:40:41Oh, I want to wear that.
00:40:42Can I try that on?
00:40:43No, don't teach Dale.
00:40:44I can't really see out of the rear view mirror.
00:40:47Well, she's...
00:40:48That's fine.
00:40:49Wait, I'm not in the car.
00:40:52This isn't funny.
00:40:56Jill.
00:40:57Stacy.
00:41:04Hello?
00:41:16Hello?
00:41:22There you go.
00:41:25What? What are you doing?
00:41:26What are you doing?
00:41:27What are you doing?
00:41:28Wow!
00:41:29I've seen a lot of people wear hats like these
00:41:32That's for movies and stuff.
00:41:33Oh, is it?
00:41:35That's because they're bald.
00:41:38That makes sense.
00:41:39Stop watching movies.
00:41:40You're fucking up my hair.
00:41:43Jeez.
00:41:46So I see you had your whole little crew in there today, huh?
00:41:49You're not afraid they're going to start
00:41:50treating you differently?
00:41:52No.
00:41:54I was actually more afraid that they wouldn't.
00:41:57Oh.
00:42:03OK.
00:42:03Well, I guess I'll just head out.
00:42:08My friends, they don't know what to say or how to act.
00:42:16It's like, have you ever had to move neighborhoods,
00:42:19switch sports teams as a kid?
00:42:23And your new team has a game plan, your old team,
00:42:25and you see them, you just want to be back on their side.
00:42:30It was all the same.
00:42:32But you can't.
00:42:33They just keep playing like nothing's changed.
00:42:40Maybe even start hating them a little.
00:42:44And then you're like, fuck.
00:42:46I already got cancer.
00:42:48I don't want to be all filled with hate.
00:42:52So you just let them go, you know?
00:42:57You can't play sports with your friends forever.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:05Oh.
00:43:06Oh.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09Oh.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:22Oh, I cannot believe we used to do this all the time.
00:43:25I feel sorry for every one of us.
00:43:27Hey.
00:43:28No, I mean, I get it.
00:43:29It's like, you know, big night out,
00:43:30nostalgia for the good old days, et cetera, et cetera.
00:43:32But it doesn't mean I have to be cool with this waiting in line crap.
00:43:35Um, hey, do you even feel well enough to be doing this?
00:43:39I mean, it just seems like a weird thing
00:43:41for that holistic doctor to suggest.
00:43:44Is he even really a doctor?
00:43:46Actually, um, it's not weird
00:43:49because, uh, there are several
00:43:52relevant scientific medical studies
00:43:55that state that normal behavior is super crucial
00:43:58for an effective and speedy, healthy recovery.
00:44:01And dancing is great exercise, huh?
00:44:05Engages the core.
00:44:06There is nothing normal about this.
00:44:09Gosh, we look like we could be these girls' older sisters.
00:44:13Hi, Dawn.
00:44:15Yeah, I know.
00:44:18Hi, is something wrong?
00:44:20I mean, not with me.
00:44:22Except that I look thirsty by association
00:44:24standing next to you.
00:44:26What did she just say?
00:44:27That's okay, that's cool.
00:44:28That's cool.
00:44:29I got this.
00:44:30You know what?
00:44:32I am thirsty.
00:44:34But tonight, I'm gonna feed on the blood
00:44:37of someone way less basic than me.
00:44:40So I'm gonna look for you on the inside
00:44:42so I can infuse your coolness into my soul.
00:44:45You're so beautiful.
00:44:47Freak.
00:44:48They're letting you in.
00:44:49Wanna go?
00:44:51Bye, guys, thanks for listening to me on that one.
00:44:53Have fun in there.
00:44:56Silly little cunt.
00:44:57Do you like that?
00:44:58I was like the Grim Reaper.
00:45:00This place is popping, off the chain.
00:45:03What are you drinking?
00:45:05Water.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:11Ladies.
00:45:12No, ladies.
00:45:14We are having fun tonight, OK?
00:45:16No pussying out.
00:45:17Do you wanna meet me at the bar?
00:45:19YAH
00:45:20Do you wanna meet me at the lounge?
00:45:22YAH
00:45:22Do you wanna meet me at the club?
00:45:24YAH
00:45:24Do you wanna meet me dancing?
00:45:26OKAY
00:45:27Do you wanna meet me in the West?
00:45:29YAH
00:45:29Do you wanna meet me on the block?
00:45:31YAH
00:45:31Do you wanna meet me at the spot?
00:45:33OKAY
00:45:34We met at a parking lot, and we were really nice and friendly
00:45:38We made a lot of noise, and we totally can't describe it
00:45:43Every time you call me, I don't know why
00:45:47You are my best friend, and we've got some shit in common
00:46:02Wanna be my new friend?
00:46:04We got a lot in common
00:46:06We can talk about nothing
00:46:09Shoot the shit, we got shit to say
00:46:11Fucking finally, can we get-
00:46:13Please, after all Thursdays, please
00:46:16Are you serious?
00:46:18Let's go dance!
00:46:20Woah
00:46:41Woah
00:46:43Woah
00:46:45Woah
00:46:47Woah
00:46:55Motherfucker
00:46:57Motherfucker
00:47:18Alright, let's go you bunch of hot messes
00:47:22Jesus Christ
00:47:28Go, go, go
00:47:30You just go to an Apple store, I need a new iPhone
00:47:43Well, thank you for bailing us out of jail
00:47:49And for driving us home
00:47:51Cece normally does that, but this time she was with us
00:47:56Hey, um, not to sound all like parental or whatever
00:48:01But you really gotta watch yourself drinking on them chemo drugs
00:48:06I mean, what do they have you on anyway?
00:48:08Uh, pills
00:48:11And IVs sometimes
00:48:15What kind of IV?
00:48:18I don't- I don't- I don't know, I- I- I-
00:48:21Chemotherapy drugs probably, same- same shit as you
00:48:25I'm not on chemo
00:48:27But that day at the hospital you-
00:48:29I was getting a tumor ablation to hold me over until I can find a liver transplant
00:48:36Oh, uh, well
00:48:40Honestly, all those cancer germs, they just go in one ear and out the other
00:48:45I don't want the, um, negativity to, uh, fester and kinda stick to my brain, so
00:48:54But I can drink on them, that I know for sure
00:48:59Because I asked, so, all good
00:49:04But thank you for your concern
00:49:14Where are we going?
00:49:16Uh, the park by Jill's
00:49:17Brynn, I think we're getting off track here
00:49:20Yeah, I think the park by Jill's is that way
00:49:22No, no, off track with the- the- the healing tactics for the- for the cancer
00:49:26I know that the holistic doctor is encouraging social stuff
00:49:30But I doubt he meant, you know, getting high, getting wasted, getting in bar fights and getting arrested
00:49:36Yeah, well, I get that it's easier to pretend that this isn't happening
00:49:41But it is
00:49:43And all these distractions, they're not gonna make the cancer go away
00:49:46Whoa!
00:49:48You're not glancing at the road, like, not even a little bit
00:49:52Our lives are just getting so different
00:49:54And you judged my lifestyle, and I did too, and I'm so sorry
00:49:57And then this happened, and suddenly it's like, shoot, none of that stuff matters
00:50:01And I realized, like, I had stopped seeing all of your amazing qualities
00:50:05Like, you're brave, and you're such a good friend
00:50:08And you're so loyal, and I'm so sorry that I forgot any of that
00:50:15I'm sorry
00:50:18Okay, see, that's it
00:50:20That's it, I need you to pull over, I have to tell you something
00:50:23I know, I love you too
00:50:25No, it's not that
00:50:27Oh my god, oh, everybody came
00:50:29What?
00:50:31Oh, this is so good
00:50:34What?
00:50:35You're gonna like this
00:50:36Ish
00:50:37You might be mad, but
00:50:47Oh
00:50:50What is this?
00:50:52Oh my god
00:50:56No
00:50:57She's here
00:50:58Get out of there, you little fucker
00:51:00Come on
00:51:02We did a good thing
00:51:04Imagine not feeling good
00:51:06What, did you have cold brew again?
00:51:08So, quick heads up, this is all for you
00:51:11Surprise! It's a little fundraiser for, you know, your medical bills and all that stuff
00:51:15You guys, this is not nice
00:51:16Too late, parents, parents are coming
00:51:19Oh yeah, we thought that they knew, sorry
00:51:22No, no, no, they do not know
00:51:24I told them that I was out of the country
00:51:25Yeah, that caused some confusion
00:51:27Hello Jill
00:51:28Ren
00:51:29You didn't even tell us
00:51:30Do you realize how that looks? Tongues start to wag, people talk, they judge
00:51:35You should be ashamed
00:51:37No
00:51:41I feel disappointed
00:51:45And ignored
00:51:51Not so much as a word to your parents
00:51:54I know I wasn't mother of the year, Renny, but was I that awful?
00:51:59Carol, knock it off
00:52:00Christ, it's been like this the whole damn car ride
00:52:02Bad mother this, bad father that
00:52:04I'm losing my goddamn mind here
00:52:06We had to hear it from Cece
00:52:09Why?
00:52:10What are you trying to tell us by not telling us anything about your life?
00:52:14I know there's a message in there, and I don't know what it is, but I hear it
00:52:18I hear something, and it is loud and clear
00:52:22So, so this is going well?
00:52:26Cece, why? Why?
00:52:30I'm gonna get some heat, where's the beef?
00:52:33No, no, that way
00:52:35I got it
00:52:36Watch out for the
00:52:37Ren, Ren, Renny, this cancer, did the doctor say it was from me?
00:52:42We didn't know not to smoke when we were pregnant, it was a different time
00:52:45Everybody did it, everybody did it, at least a pack a day
00:52:49I never should have taken hallucinogenics though, cause I've never been the same
00:52:54That's on me, I'm sorry
00:52:56Oh, no, mom
00:53:00Mom, please don't cry
00:53:03Should we leave?
00:53:05Don't you dare
00:53:08Your whole piggy bank? You're going to heaven
00:53:16You were such a good student, so motivated
00:53:20I'd really like it if you would come talk to my students about your ordeal
00:53:24I would really rather not
00:53:26Mom, she'll do it
00:53:28What do you mean?
00:53:29You would love to, she would love to
00:53:32George Kenny!
00:53:35George Kenny, Renny's former soulmate
00:53:39Oh, and you're having a baby with another woman
00:53:42This is my wife, Linda
00:53:44Oh, I know, Ren told me all about you
00:53:46No, no, I didn't, I didn't, mom
00:53:49She looked you up on Instagram, cyber stalking she called it, as a joke
00:53:54And I did chuckle
00:53:56Well, Linda is a doctor and she has some connections
00:53:59If there's anything we can do
00:54:01Oh, thank you, that's so nice, but I...
00:54:04Mom, give us your number
00:54:07I don't have a pen
00:54:10I'll DM you
00:54:12Isn't that nice?
00:54:13That is so sweet
00:54:14So sweet, so sweet
00:54:15Ah, you must be Mr. Pepper
00:54:16Who are you?
00:54:17Leo
00:54:18Dad, I met him in his courtyard
00:54:21I got cancer
00:54:23Oh, no
00:54:24Testicular
00:54:26Stop it
00:54:27He was just kidding, dad
00:54:29Hey guys, I hope you don't mind if I say a quick something
00:54:32I'm Cece, Ren's best friend since the age of five
00:54:36One of her best friends
00:54:37We are also
00:54:38But I was definitely the first
00:54:40Recently, as you know, Ren found out that she was sick
00:54:44But just a smidge, just a touch of cancer
00:54:48And your generosity will go a long way towards helping her get well
00:54:52Oh, this is bad, this is very bad
00:54:54And Ren is really lucky to have all of you guys rallying around her today
00:54:58No, no, no
00:54:59And all of us who love Ren are really, really grateful
00:55:04Sorry, okay, I'm done
00:55:06I'll let you guys get back to it
00:55:08But first we'll hear a few words from our girl Ren
00:55:11Woo!
00:55:12Yeah!
00:55:16Ren!
00:55:22Ren, get up there, everybody's looking
00:55:24She's always been a late starter
00:55:25Come on, kiddo, they're waiting for you
00:55:27Ren, get up there, people are waiting
00:55:33My little girl
00:55:34Go, Ren
00:55:43Speak from your heart, Ren
00:55:58Um, hey, y'all
00:56:01Looks like our girl Ren is a little overcome with emotion
00:56:06So I'm gonna tap in
00:56:09I'm Leo, I got cancer
00:56:12Yeah, it's testicular
00:56:15Me and Ren, we just met a couple of weeks ago
00:56:18So I know you might be thinking it's a little soon for me to speak on her behalf
00:56:22But cancer really brings people together
00:56:25You know, it bonds you
00:56:27It's like being stuck in a foxhole together, you know what I mean?
00:56:30I really like him
00:56:32Trust is crucial
00:56:34And she trusts me enough to thank all of you on her behalf
00:56:40So thank you, big round of applause for you guys
00:56:43Seriously
00:56:47You know, we really appreciate all your support
00:56:49It means a lot
00:56:51And, um, I figured I'd wrap this up with a little call and response
00:56:56All right, so when I say, I got cancer
00:56:59Y'all say, but it don't got me
00:57:01Okay, y'all ready?
00:57:02Ready
00:57:03There we go
00:57:04I got cancer
00:57:05But it don't got me
00:57:07I need it a little louder
00:57:08Give me some energy, y'all
00:57:09Come on, I'm the one with the cancer
00:57:10I need to hear y'all
00:57:12I got cancer
00:57:13But it don't got me
00:57:15Yeah
00:57:16Thank you, guys
00:57:17Round of applause for yourself
00:57:18Seriously
00:57:22We need to talk
00:57:27What a nice young man
00:57:28He really is
00:57:29That, I mean, oh my God, thank you
00:57:32Why are you lying about having cancer?
00:57:34What?
00:57:36I'm not, I
00:57:38What?
00:57:40No, I do have cancer
00:57:42Of the throat and of the tonsil
00:57:45We can do this all day, I know you don't
00:57:47I mean, seriously, who the fuck lies about having cancer?
00:57:51Well, since I'm not lying, I
00:57:57Am lying, I don't have cancer
00:57:59Okay, but you do got a serious problem on your hands
00:58:02Are you gonna tell everyone?
00:58:04I didn't say that
00:58:06So you're not gonna tell everyone?
00:58:08I didn't say that either
00:58:10This is fucking serious, Wren
00:58:13I'm still trying to figure out how I'm supposed to deal with this
00:58:15Well, maybe you don't have to deal with this
00:58:17Nice try
00:58:19Explain yourself
00:58:21Have you ever done something that you can't actually explain?
00:58:24Try
00:58:26I don't know, I'm a fucked up bad person who just fucked up bad shit
00:58:31No, try again
00:58:33Oh, Leo, I don't know, okay?
00:58:35It just, it happened, alright?
00:58:39My friends were sleepwalking through their lives
00:58:41And they were forgetting about me
00:58:45And there it is, the dirty truth
00:58:50Leo, these girls are my family
00:58:54Actually, they matter on a level that blood never could
00:58:59Because you pick your friends
00:59:01You choose each other, and you keep choosing each other
00:59:04You think, this person, this person's worth the investment
00:59:09I want them in my life, and I will do the work to keep them there
00:59:13And every time you think that, or your friends think that about you
00:59:17They prove something
00:59:19They prove that someone thinks that you are worth it
00:59:25Someone thinks that you matter
00:59:28And I'm sorry
00:59:30I'm sorry, but I wasn't ready to give that up
00:59:34And I doubt that I ever will be
00:59:38My friends were so busy that they were making that choice less and less
00:59:43And that scared the shit out of me
00:59:47If you're looking for sympathy, you're not gonna find it here
00:59:51Because I actually have cancer, Wren
00:59:58And it fucking sucks
01:00:02I'm sorry
01:00:04I don't think you are
01:00:09Leo
01:00:17God damn
01:00:47I'm sorry
01:00:49I'm sorry
01:01:14We're having a sale on greeting cards, you should really stop
01:01:18Hey, hey, Wren, Wren
01:01:20Your, uh, your cancer crony showed up for a visit
01:01:25Okay, look, I'm gonna confess
01:01:29You might want to rethink that, Wren
01:01:31Why?
01:01:34After we had our talk, I had a conversation with your girls the other day
01:01:38And they were telling me how they banked a hefty amount for your treatment
01:01:42Now, you know that taking money for a fake disease is punishable by imprisonment?
01:01:50It's considered fraud
01:01:54What do you want me to do?
01:01:56You had me thinking we were in the same boat and you ain't even near the fucking water
01:01:59I know, I'm so sorry
01:02:00That's some cold shit
01:02:02Now, I don't think you're some sort of Machiavellian douchebag or whatever
01:02:08But I am of the opinion that people should think a little more before they act
01:02:16So, I'm gonna show you how to do that
01:02:21What is that?
01:02:22This is what it feels like to have cancer
01:02:26Bottoms up, go ahead
01:02:37Swallow
01:02:46Damn, that worked fast
01:02:47Jesus, what was that?
01:02:49You know, just a little concoction I found online
01:02:57What? Why are you giving us the stank eye? We got cancer!
01:03:08Here they are now, right on time
01:03:10Wren, get in the car, me and Daddy are gonna take care of you
01:03:17Cancer! It's real
01:03:21Now, let me tell you how this is gonna go down
01:03:25That puke cocktail was the start of a little crash course you're gonna take
01:03:29I'm calling it Intro to Empathy 101
01:03:32Here are some of the things you're gonna learn
01:03:38When you're sick, the people in your life show up
01:03:43Damn it, what? Why?
01:03:45Hi honey, rising shine, here we go
01:03:48Why are you here? What's going on?
01:03:50Leo printed out the instructions from your doctor
01:03:52He what?
01:03:53So, here you go
01:03:54They're worried
01:03:55Your medicine
01:03:56What is that?
01:03:57Come on, take this, take this
01:03:58And they gotta feel like they're doing something to help
01:04:00We're not leaving until you take the damn pill
01:04:02Same time every day, we gotta take the pill
01:04:04Gotta open up and take your pills
01:04:07Put them into your tummy hills
01:04:10Come on, you got it
01:04:11No big deal, right?
01:04:13Wrong
01:04:15It's gonna suck, for all of you
01:04:18Pick it up, Mama
01:04:19They're uptight, you're uptight
01:04:28Nobody's getting any private time
01:04:30Come on baby, bottoms up
01:04:32Ain't nobody dying on their watch
01:04:34You know, Renny
01:04:36Eight out of ten people don't get enough protein
01:04:42Renny, you okay?
01:04:44Mama, go away
01:04:46Are you stopped up?
01:04:48At this point
01:04:52You'll probably start feeling a little desperate
01:04:56Thinking about confessing?
01:05:02Do you want me to leave you alone?
01:05:03Yeah
01:05:09Mom?
01:05:10You're already weak
01:05:14But you won't
01:05:17Can I tell you a secret?
01:05:18Because you know I can't poop on vacation
01:05:21Because you'll remember
01:05:23Do a low-pitched, guttural moan
01:05:26Moan
01:05:29If you want to be forgiven
01:05:31For having an anorexic conscience
01:05:34Oh, I've got throat cancer
01:05:36I know, I'll do
01:05:37I'll vape
01:05:43Ride the horse, he rides the horse
01:05:45You
01:05:46It's not gonna drink itself
01:05:47Gotta do some atoning
01:05:56You have to eat
01:05:58No, I have that whole case of Ensure in my bag
01:06:02I better not find one tiny little footprint in my garden
01:06:05Or there'll be hell to pay
01:06:07Bite me, Grandpa
01:06:09Feral little savages
01:06:13Love you, sweetie
01:06:14And when your poor parents have reached their limit
01:06:17We're here if you need us
01:06:19I'll get your girls a sub in
01:06:21And I'll just let those wackos do their thing
01:06:23Baby girl
01:06:24Stop!
01:06:26Neil called me, told me you're on the way home, okay?
01:06:29We're going out
01:06:30What?
01:06:31This doctor is super legit
01:06:33It's like spiritual therapy with crystals
01:06:36Also, she massages your aura
01:06:39My God, we gotta clean this bitch up
01:06:45You know you had a bunch of loose pretzels underneath your bed?
01:06:49Like, what are you doing, feeding a stray cat?
01:06:51Whisper cancer into it
01:06:52It'll reverse
01:06:54It's her
01:06:55You feel like leaving your body?
01:06:57Not again, not again
01:06:58I know I should have done this the last time I was here
01:07:00I mean, the things you put in your body can be just as impactful as any drugs, you know?
01:07:04I restocked your kitchen
01:07:06Meth and sugar, same thing
01:07:08At this point, you might start feeling a little sorry for yourself
01:07:12Is that from Goodwill?
01:07:13I mean, it smells like it's from Goodwill
01:07:15Ah!
01:07:16Louder, from deep down, okay?
01:07:18You want the cancer to leave or not?
01:07:20Ah!
01:07:21Ah!
01:07:23You can just take those out
01:07:24Sure, yeah, put them in here, yeah
01:07:26And think you've suffered enough
01:07:29But you'd be wrong
01:07:31Truth is, all this stuff is fun and games compared to what cancer's actually like
01:07:46John?
01:07:47Francis?
01:07:49Mm
01:07:51You can't even begin to understand how that feels
01:07:59But that's the point of Empathy 101
01:08:01To teach you
01:08:08We'll call this your final exam
01:08:14You're out of your fucking mind
01:08:19Hello?
01:08:21It's Leo
01:08:22Oh, hi Leo, it's Cece
01:08:23Oh, hi Cece
01:08:24Where's, where's Run?
01:08:26Well, to be real with you
01:08:29She's losing her hair
01:08:31Oh, oh, oh, fuck
01:08:32I should come get her
01:08:33Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
01:08:35I got everything handled
01:08:36I'm here because I
01:08:37She'll hit you up later, alright?
01:08:39Okay
01:08:40Uh-huh
01:08:41Bye
01:08:43Come on now
01:08:44It's just hair, it will grow back
01:08:47Yeah, it's gonna take a really long time
01:08:50You got nothing but time, okay?
01:08:52Unlike most people
01:08:58Okay
01:09:09I'm sorry, but I can't do it
01:09:11I'm sorry, I just
01:09:14I just, I can't do it
01:09:16Okay
01:09:28Who's there?
01:09:29It's me
01:09:30Why is the door locked?
01:09:32Oh, I have a key
01:09:34No, wait, don't come in yet
01:09:36Why? What's, what's going on?
01:09:39Just, just wait a second
01:09:41Can you, can you come back in like an hour?
01:09:43Two
01:09:44Two hours?
01:09:45Jill?
01:09:47What's going on in there?
01:09:49Nothing
01:09:51Laurel? Okay, that, that's it
01:09:54I'm coming in
01:09:55No, Wren, don't
01:10:09Look, Laurel and I are twinsies
01:10:12We're two balls
01:10:14Two balls
01:10:16Get it?
01:10:18It's like cue balls
01:10:23Is she okay?
01:10:24She's drunk
01:10:26Really, really drunk
01:10:28Yeah, it's the only way that she was gonna do it
01:10:32And I'm drunk too, so
01:10:37Oh my God
01:10:40Okay, come here baby
01:10:42God
01:10:45You guys, why did you do this?
01:10:48I don't know
01:10:49I like it
01:10:50Badass
01:10:51Because we're in this together
01:10:54If you are bald, we are bald
01:10:57Why aren't you bald?
01:11:03I thought I saw a clump of hair on the ground
01:11:06But it was just one of Leo's hamsters
01:11:08Well, that kind of sucks for us
01:11:10Oh, I can just shave yours right after I'm done with Cece's
01:11:13Yeah, I mean, your hair's gonna fall out eventually, right?
01:11:16Let me do yours before you pass out
01:11:18Am I still bald?
01:11:20Yeah
01:11:23I'm gonna scare my baby
01:11:26Okay, I'm ready
01:11:28No, you don't have to, really
01:11:30I can feel my brain
01:11:32No, you can't
01:11:33It's not big enough
01:11:34Alright, alright, alright, let's go, let's go, let's go
01:11:35No
01:11:36I really hope I don't have one of those lumpy heads
01:11:40Flashback
01:11:41Stop it, you're freaking Cece out
01:11:42I can't help it, I look scary
01:11:45You look sensational
01:11:47It was like crowning beauty
01:11:50Can we do this, please?
01:11:53No
01:11:54No, stop
01:11:58I don't have cancer
01:12:02Not this again
01:12:03I swear, I don't
01:12:13I lied
01:12:15I'm perfectly healthy
01:12:18I always have been, I never had cancer
01:12:26I lied to you guys
01:12:30Are you fucking kidding me?
01:12:35I didn't mean to, it just sort of happened, I blurted it out
01:12:39I could feel that we were growing apart
01:12:42And I just, I got so sad
01:12:47And I didn't want to lose you guys
01:12:50And I told you that I had cancer, but
01:12:54I was just
01:12:57I lied
01:12:59And I've been lying this whole time
01:13:03I'm so sorry
01:13:10Get out
01:13:13Cece, I'm
01:13:14Get out
01:13:24Get out!
01:13:39Get out
01:14:02Hello
01:14:03How about some orange?
01:14:05I want orange hair
01:14:07You're such a pretty bunny, I love you
01:14:17Hey there, Pepper
01:14:20Hey
01:14:22You look homeless
01:14:31What are you trying to do, scare the cancer away?
01:14:35I don't have cancer
01:14:38That's astonishing
01:14:40You were cured that quickly?
01:14:43I never had cancer
01:14:45I made it up
01:14:48I lied
01:14:50Are you serious, Pepper?
01:14:55What the shit?
01:14:57What kind of bitch ass punk lies about having cancer?
01:15:02What the, what is wrong with you?
01:15:04Malcolm, the kids
01:15:06The kids think you suck, you freaking hypocrite
01:15:09Just, just get the hell out
01:15:21For what it's worth
01:15:24I am sorry
01:15:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, you are sorry
01:15:28You're a sorry ass little fucker
01:15:30Get the fuck out of here
01:15:32And don't come back until you're fucking terminal
01:15:35Jesus
01:15:37I have a treat for you today
01:15:39Now these bad boys are the top of the line, baby
01:15:41I'm bringing you top of the line rodents, alright?
01:15:43Now these bad boys are groomed every day
01:15:45They only eat organic
01:15:47And they only drink fresh spring avian water
01:15:53So, jobless and friendless
01:15:58Now what?
01:16:01What?
01:16:02You're mad at me now too?
01:16:04Why? Because I didn't shave my head?
01:16:07You don't get it
01:16:09You think you're being a good friend by helping your friends not sleep through their life or whatever
01:16:13But the only person you care about is you
01:16:16Well that's not true
01:16:18It's not
01:16:19I love my friends
01:16:20No, you love them so much you couldn't even shave some fucking hair
01:16:24Charlize Theron did it for a movie
01:16:26I don't have her bone structure
01:16:28Dude, whatever
01:16:29You want to be 17 again and hang out with all your pals?
01:16:32Well you can't
01:16:34Get over it
01:16:35I want to be healthy
01:16:37We all got our own shit, alright?
01:16:39You want to be a good friend?
01:16:41Think about someone else
01:16:43Think about yourself
01:16:45Alright?
01:16:46You want to be a good friend?
01:16:47Think about someone else for once
01:16:49Okay, you know what?
01:16:51That's enough
01:16:52Alright, I don't need this
01:16:59Leo?
01:17:16Hey
01:17:18You know you ain't got to sit here, right?
01:17:20My fam's on the way
01:17:22Are you going to be okay?
01:17:24Look, I probably got as much of a chance to live in a normal life as you do
01:17:35I screwed up
01:17:37I lied about having cancer
01:17:41What's wrong with me?
01:17:43I mean, there's definitely some good shit going on in there
01:17:47Personality wise
01:17:49I mean, you're not evil
01:17:51Just your moral compass is a little fucked
01:17:56You know?
01:17:58I mean, but you care about your friends, right?
01:18:00To a psychotic degree
01:18:03Actually, now that I think about it
01:18:05To a psychotic degree
01:18:08Actually, now that I think about it
01:18:10Ever since we became pals
01:18:12I can't get rid of your ass
01:18:14I mean, seriously
01:18:16I've never seen someone go to those kind of extremes
01:18:19To reconnect with buddies
01:18:22You're definitely crazy
01:18:24But it's more like kooky crazy
01:18:27Not like psycho, freaky crazy
01:18:36I'm sorry
01:18:40Yeah
01:18:42I know
01:19:05I'm sorry
01:19:27See?
01:19:35Hey, don't freak out
01:19:37I just want to talk to you
01:19:38I just, I want to apologize
01:19:39We're going to go to the kitchen and we're going to eat whatever you want
01:19:41Wait, don't go
01:19:42No, no, wait
01:19:43I just want to say
01:19:45See, I'm sorry
01:19:58Walk it off
01:20:01You can keep knocking me down
01:20:03Until you feel better
01:20:05I'm atoning!
01:20:14Jill
01:20:15I'm sorry
01:20:17Did you hear me?
01:20:19I love your wig
01:20:24I'm bald
01:20:26I shaved my head for you
01:20:29Have you ever done anything like that for anyone?
01:20:33You're so selfish
01:20:38And I'm bald
01:20:45What was I saying?
01:20:47Remind me and add up
01:20:49Hey, hey, you're worth it
01:20:51Obviously
01:20:53I love you
01:21:23I love you
01:21:53I love you
01:21:59Leo
01:22:03I'm giving you some liver
01:22:06No, no, no
01:22:07No, no, no
01:22:08I don't want your crazy ass liver
01:22:10No
01:22:11Did you know livers could grow back?
01:22:13How screwy is that?
01:22:15They're going to give you a slice of mine because yours is all tumored up
01:22:18But it's cool because
01:22:20It'll just grow back
01:22:22I hope that I can't feel it growing back
01:22:24That would be screwy
01:22:26Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:22:27No, I do not want your crazy ass liver
01:22:29Relax
01:22:31It's not like they're giving you a slice of my brain
01:22:34Besides, it's too late
01:22:36I already signed the paperwork
01:22:38So, if you don't take it
01:22:40They'll just give it to somebody else
01:22:42And if you thought that I was annoying before
01:22:44Wait till you see what I'm like
01:22:46When I find out that you didn't accept my liver slice
01:22:49Stop saying that
01:22:51Stop calling it that
01:22:52Wait
01:22:54Why are you doing this?
01:22:57Leo, I just really, really
01:23:00Did not want to shave my head
01:23:05So, I guess this means that I'm stuck with your ass forever, huh?
01:23:08Yep
01:23:09LTF, motherfucker
01:23:11Liver twins for life
01:23:15Fuck
01:23:18Ah, alright
01:23:20Honey, I don't mean to be insensitive here
01:23:22But I wish he could have gotten someone disease-free
01:23:25To give him a
01:23:27Oh, that's nice
01:23:28A liver
01:23:30Whatever you gave him
01:23:31Slice
01:23:32Liver slice
01:23:33Yeah
01:23:34Okay
01:23:36It's disgusting in here
01:23:37I hope you don't bring boys back here
01:23:39Oh, yeah, Mom
01:23:41I'm looking forward to crushing a lot of D right now
01:23:43Great
01:23:44Just lean back
01:23:45Just lean back
01:23:47Alright
01:23:48Easy
01:23:49Easy
01:23:51Uh-huh
01:23:52Alright, now I'm gonna get your feet
01:23:54I got your feeties
01:23:55I remember having an episiotomy
01:23:57And those stitches weren't fun either
01:23:59I know, I know
01:24:01But they're sturdier than you think they're gonna be
01:24:03Alright, on the count of three
01:24:05One, two, three
01:24:11Sorry
01:24:12Okay
01:24:13You stepped on your chips
01:24:15And I'm sorry
01:24:16Alright
01:24:17You want me to Postmates some chili?
01:24:20At the tone, please record your message
01:24:22Press one for more options
01:24:24T
01:24:25Hey
01:24:26It's me
01:24:28I guess I just needed to hear your voice
01:24:33I forgot that you have an automated message
01:24:36So
01:24:37It's a bummer
01:24:44Jill speaking
01:24:46Just kidding
01:24:47Leave a message
01:24:48I'm busy
01:24:49Jill
01:24:51I know that you're looking at your phone right now
01:24:53As I call you from my phone
01:24:57And that makes me feel connected to you
01:25:00You know
01:25:02Through our phones
01:25:04Message deleted
01:25:05To record
01:25:06Please press one
01:25:10Laura
01:25:12Laura here
01:25:14Leave a message
01:25:15Just text me like a normal person
01:25:17I just
01:25:21I just
01:25:25I just want to say I'm sorry
01:25:27Again
01:25:42Hey, what's up?
01:25:43I have to do something about this
01:25:45Yep, got any ideas?
01:25:47I do, actually
01:26:11What?
01:26:17No!
01:26:42Ren?
01:26:46Oh
01:26:47Fresh
01:26:48Um, you ready?
01:26:49Daddy's waiting
01:27:03Ren, move your ass for Christ's sake
01:27:05Late as usual
01:27:06Brad, she just had surgery
01:27:08Was it on her legs?
01:27:09No, it was not
01:27:12Okay, um
01:27:14You guys
01:27:15Go ahead, I'm just gonna
01:27:17Take a minute
01:27:20I'll bring in your anger, Mr. Pepper
01:27:33Were you smoking pot in there?
01:27:35Damn right I was
01:27:37It's the only way I'm gonna get through this crazy mess
01:27:47How's your liver?
01:27:48Good
01:27:50Yours?
01:27:52Good
01:27:54Actually
01:27:56I'm pretty sure I can feel it regenerating as we speak
01:28:01For fuck's sake
01:28:08Um
01:28:10Thank you
01:28:12Everyone for coming
01:28:14You're probably wondering
01:28:16Why you're here
01:28:18I'm actually surprised at how many of you showed up
01:28:21I figured most of you wouldn't come
01:28:24But luckily for me
01:28:26You're here
01:28:28I was wrong
01:28:30Yay
01:28:32I did something wrong
01:28:35I did something wrong
01:28:37Very wrong
01:28:39I, um
01:28:41So wrong that I'm actually embarrassed
01:28:44To say it out loud
01:28:46Rambling, rambling
01:28:49But I will say it
01:28:51I, um
01:28:52Hey, speak up, we can't hear you
01:29:04I don't have cancer
01:29:07I never did
01:29:09I
01:29:11I lied
01:29:12I never meant for it to get so out of hand
01:29:16I also didn't do anything to stop it
01:29:21I can sense that you're all starting to get a little agitated
01:29:25Which is completely understandable
01:29:27I
01:29:29Never should have done that
01:29:34Sorry to interrupt
01:29:36But we have something to say
01:29:41We've known Ren for most of our lives
01:29:44When you bank that many years with someone
01:29:46You kind of figure that you got them all figured out
01:29:50And there are no big surprises left
01:29:52So if you guys are pissed
01:29:54Imagine how we feel
01:29:57You know
01:29:58I shaved my head
01:30:00No reason
01:30:01We're super pissed
01:30:03And disappointed
01:30:05And hurt
01:30:06But you know what we realized?
01:30:08It's not all that bad
01:30:10Because you know what the good news is
01:30:12When you find out that someone can still surprise you?
01:30:14So they can still surprise you
01:30:20Like in a good way
01:30:22Like if somebody can surprise you negatively
01:30:27Then they also can probably surprise you positively
01:30:31Jill
01:30:32Shh
01:30:33I'm sorry
01:30:34These people have faces that tell me they don't comprehend
01:30:39They don't comprehend
01:30:41Okay
01:30:42Much
01:30:43Okay so the point is
01:30:44You should be mad at Ren
01:30:45Because she deserves it
01:30:46Honestly
01:30:47The damage she's done is probably going to take decades to repair
01:30:55But the point is
01:30:57She does want to repair it
01:31:00So
01:31:01Why don't we just let her try?
01:31:09Okay
01:31:13Where was I?
01:31:14You just finished telling us that
01:31:16You lied about having a fatal disease
01:31:18That kills millions every year
01:31:20And devastates millions more
01:31:21But that you didn't intend to
01:31:25Right
01:31:27Thank you dad
01:31:28Love you sweetie
01:31:29I would also really like to
01:31:32Return all of your incredibly generous donations
01:31:36I'll be honest with you
01:31:38I wanted to just Venmo you guys
01:31:40Or write a bunch of checks
01:31:42From the safety of my apartment
01:31:44Where I didn't have to look at anyone
01:31:46And see them staring at me
01:31:48The way that you guys are all staring at me right now
01:31:54I made a mistake
01:31:55And I'm trying to atone
01:31:58So
01:32:01I stand here before you today
01:32:03Extremely apologetic
01:32:05And embarrassed
01:32:06Just shut up and give us the dough yo
01:32:10Got it
01:32:11Thank you for your time
01:32:13Fuck
01:32:26Told you I think she looks great bald
01:32:28Come on honey
01:32:36I'm sorry
01:32:42Me too
01:32:44Again I am sorry
01:32:49Hey
01:32:52How's it going
01:32:54Well someone just told me that
01:32:56I'm the world's most accomplished jackass
01:32:58But that was my dad
01:33:00And I'm pretty sure he was just blowing off some steam
01:33:06Thanks for coming
01:33:08You're not off the hook Ren
01:33:10We're still really mad
01:33:11But it's possible you weren't wrong about everything
01:33:13You know spending all that time together was nice
01:33:16I forgot how much I missed us
01:33:18Even if one of us is a big asshole
01:33:20You're the asshole
01:33:23Just
01:33:24Give us a minute
01:33:27I can do that
01:33:31How did you guys know to come
01:33:33Well Leo
01:33:34Told us what you did with the uh
01:33:36The liver slice
01:33:37He also said all that stuff about
01:33:39Friends choosing each other
01:33:40It was pretty convincing
01:33:50Bye
01:33:51Still angry
01:34:40Oh
01:35:03I love this look
01:35:04I'm so much faster now
01:35:10Remember when we used to drag race your car
01:35:12Down the street in high school
01:35:15I don't know man
01:35:16This is a minivan
01:35:23Oh come on
01:35:24That was like an invitation
01:35:39Hey Ren
01:35:40There is one more thing you can do to atone
01:35:42What
01:35:45Oh god
01:35:46What's the big deal Ren
01:35:47It's just hair
01:35:49Okay here we go
01:36:09There's more than you bargained for yet
01:36:12Oh don't mind me
01:36:14I'm watching you two from the closet
01:36:17Wishing to be the freak
01:36:19Shitting your jeans
01:36:21Isn't it messed up
01:36:22How I'm just dying to be him
01:36:26I'm just a notch in your bedpost
01:36:28But you're just a line in a song
01:36:30Notch in your bedpost
01:36:31But you're just a line in a song
01:36:33Drop a heart
01:36:35And break a name
01:36:38Who is stepping in
01:36:40Stepping for the wrong team
01:37:08I'm just a notch in your bedpost
01:37:11But you're just a line in a song
01:37:14Notch in your bedpost
01:37:16But you're just a line in a song
01:37:19Drop a heart
01:37:21And break a name
01:37:24Who is stepping in
01:37:26Stepping for the wrong team
01:37:29Notch in your bedpost
01:37:32But you're just a line in a song
01:37:35piano solo
01:38:05guitar solo
01:38:35piano solo
01:39:05piano solo