Coache-moi si tu peux - L'héritage Platana

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Transcript
00:30And now, without further ado, let's discover the winners of the Errico Platana Prize.
00:35Wow! They created a prize that has your name on it, Errico!
00:39Yeah, they even molded my head for the trophy.
00:44This year's winners are Martinelli, nicknamed the lawn truant.
00:49William, the mouth of the ruthless.
00:51But they're all thugs!
00:53Hey, hey, the big words right away!
00:55And finally, our last nominee, Gérard Sorbier, nicknamed the thug who just got out of prison.
01:02But, do you realize that your prize is only the worst crumples of football?
01:07So what? The important thing is that people talk about me.
01:10But how can you be happy that your name is associated with that?
01:15Believe me, Daniel, there's no bad reason to be famous.
01:26Daniel, what's all this? Don't tell us you're still a Platana fan.
01:30It represents all the worst things in football.
01:33The dirty game, the cheating!
01:35That's not cool.
01:37No, not at all!
01:43No, but that's not what you think!
01:46Uncomfortable.
01:48You disappoint us a lot, Daniel.
01:50Hum...
01:53Ha ha ha!
01:54L'empasse! L'empasse! Je suis démarquée! L'empasse!
01:59Hum!
02:02But!
02:05C'est qui, c'est qui, les plus chouettes?
02:07C'est nous, c'est nous, les Noisettes!
02:10Whaa!
02:13Hum!
02:14Maia, super!
02:16Nice move, little Mea.
02:18Daniel, we need to talk.
02:20You know that everyone is welcome in this team.
02:23But your admiration for this platanus breaks the harmony of the group.
02:28But I'm still in the team, right?
02:36Hey, Daniel! Come here, we're talking about me on TV.
02:40Oh, he made him a nasty platanus.
02:44That's not the kind of football we like to watch.
02:47They keep saying my name when I'm not even on the pitch.
02:50That's cool, right, Daniel?
02:56What are you doing?
02:58Sorry, Rico. You'll always be my friend.
03:01But it's over, you can't be my hero anymore.
03:05What? I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it?
03:11Hey! Not my head to comb, you collectors!
03:17I was forced to leave the Nuts because of you.
03:20The others don't want to play with me anymore.
03:23Wait, you're not in your football team anymore?
03:26But how are you going to train?
03:28And how do I get my body back?
03:35Okay, I'm going to make an effort to improve my image.
03:40Yeah!
03:44Don't worry, Rico, you'll always be famous.
03:47But for good reason.
03:53That's how people react when you say your name.
03:56And that's the face they're going to make soon.
03:59Yeah, and how do you do that?
04:02Don't worry, I've got a great plan.
04:04Do you know what people really like?
04:06Money?
04:07Dogs!
04:08You could adopt one and I'd teach him how to give a paw,
04:12how to ride on a meme and how to report a newspaper.
04:15I'm not sure.
04:16But it's a great idea!
04:18Everyone likes dogs.
04:20And everyone likes you.
04:22But it's a great idea!
04:24Everyone likes dogs.
04:26And everyone likes people who like dogs.
04:30Okay, animals, I get it.
04:32But we're going to do it my way.
04:34Platana style!
04:39What we've just heard is the distress cry of the last whale.
04:43The animal, on the verge of extinction, became intoxicated
04:46while he was held captive in the swimming pool of footballer Erico Platana.
04:52It's a new downfall for Erico Platana,
04:55which is proof of an incredible lack of sensitivity.
05:00How did you expect me to guess that she couldn't stand chlorine?
05:03Well, at least the good news is that everyone's talking about me.
05:08We need to improve your image urgently.
05:11It's a disaster.
05:13Maybe I could take the whale skiing.
05:15Or go shopping.
05:18Do you know what people like even more than Erico's dogs?
05:21Money.
05:24Well, clowns!
05:27Wait, you want us to adopt a clown?
05:29Even better!
05:31We're going to hire clowns to make people smile again.
05:36Okay, clowns, I get it.
05:38But we're going to do it my way.
05:40Platana style!
05:45Erico, I'm not sure this is a very good idea.
05:52Beep!
05:54Cuckoo!
05:55No! Are you out of your mind?
06:01Cuckoo!
06:02Oh, come on!
06:03I told Agent Mark to take the second honoree.
06:05Don't count on me!
06:08Cuckoo!
06:09Oh, come on!
06:10That's not cool, man.
06:11That's really not cool.
06:13The complaints are multiplying against the clowns employed by Erico Platana.
06:17A new scandal has been added to the footballer's list
06:20becoming the most hated personality among the French.
06:24I don't think this is going well at all, Erico.
06:28But at least there's one thing people like even more than dogs and clowns.
06:34Money?
06:35No!
06:36Clowns?
06:37No!
06:40No!
06:41Apologies, Erico.
06:43People like apologies.
06:45Okay, apologies.
06:46I get it.
06:47But we're going to do it my way.
06:49No, Erico! Don't!
06:51Platana style!
06:53The so-called apologies of Erico Platana have provoked the whole world.
06:58They even provoked riots and uncontrolled reactions from the protesters.
07:03This Platana is a real bastard.
07:07The Platana hurricane still ravages the coast causing a lot of damage.
07:12Oh, no!
07:13I walked into a Platana!
07:17Hey! Who do you think you are, you stupid Platana?
07:25What a bastard.
07:30Daniel, I'm a bad person.
07:33Don't worry, Erico.
07:35I'm sure everyone will forget in two or three weeks.
07:40Oh, no.
07:42Oh, no.
07:45Erico!
07:46Do you know I was thinking about this clown dog thing again?
07:49It's over, Daniel.
07:50My career is over.
07:52It's not just a few clown dogs who are going to fix it.
07:59Don't say that.
08:00Everything is not lost yet.
08:02Oh, really?
08:03Well, look what comes out when I type Platana on the Internet.
08:10Look at me.
08:12I'm done.
08:14All I have to do is play tennis.
08:19Erico, what's that?
08:21It's my old doodoo.
08:23It comforts me when I'm not feeling well.
08:25And it also makes me drool.
08:27Platana style!
08:34It's like wearing a drool that gives me a hug.
08:37That's great, Erico.
08:39Yeah, it's fantastic.
08:43Erico, that's what we need.
08:46An old football that doesn't come off the couch anymore?
08:49Yes, and the doodoo too.
08:52That's what everyone needs to see.
08:55The truth.
08:58Even champions can feel lonely, sad or a little bad.
09:03Yeah, well, that's fine, I get it.
09:05You want them to feel sorry for me, too.
09:07I'm going to be ridiculous.
09:09Not ridiculous, Erico.
09:11But human.
09:15Platana style.
09:18No, Erico.
09:20More like doodoo-quad style.
09:23Some days, we're fed up.
09:25We want to live life to the fullest.
09:28And sometimes, we're not at our best.
09:31In those moments, we can always count on our platana.
09:36So, when you don't have the money, put on your platana.
09:45It's not very classy, it's not very elegant, and many are ashamed to love it.
09:49However, the platana has found a place in the hearts of the French.
09:53More than a simple garment, more than a doodoo, it's a way of being.
09:58In a world that's getting faster and more brutal,
10:02the platana reminds us that everyone deserves a little sweetness.
10:17I'm glad to see you again, Daniel.
10:20You were right about platana.
10:22Basically, it's not really a bad thing.
10:26You were right, Daniel.
10:28I've never been so famous.
10:30And look, people love me.
10:32That's great, Erico!
10:35Maybe in the future, the platana doodoo-quad will be even more famous than you.
10:42Not even in my dreams, Daniel.
10:47And to finish our visit, you can admire the very first platana.
10:51Wow!
10:53It bears the name of its inventor, Erico Platana.
10:57It also appears that he played football.
11:01Dad, what is football?