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00:00:00Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very, very special guest.
00:00:06And I wanted to do this interview just to be like, thank you, you're out of my life.
00:00:10But then the Bears lost to J Love and the Packers twice last year.
00:00:14I got some other issues I'm dealing with that are not, it doesn't pertain to you anymore.
00:00:22On today's part of my take, we have a very, very, very, very, very special guest, Aaron
00:00:28Rogers in person at Lake Tahoe.
00:00:32He's out of my life now, so a little different than the first time we interviewed Aaron Rogers.
00:00:37Had a great time with him.
00:00:38He's a Jets quarterback.
00:00:39That's how we'll always remember him.
00:00:41So great interview.
00:00:42We also got memes in on the action today.
00:00:44Yeah, memes asked some questions.
00:00:46Hard hitting journalist memes.
00:00:47He actually fucked up one question.
00:00:48I won't spoil it.
00:00:49We'll actually talk about it after the Aaron Rogers interview.
00:00:52I also have a, it's not a full Monday reading.
00:00:55I just have a paragraph I'd like to read to everyone.
00:00:59We have Mount Rushmore of animals we'd like to be.
00:01:03Hank coming off his huge second place.
00:01:06Big.
00:01:07I fucked that draft up.
00:01:08I wish I hadn't screwed that up.
00:01:10Hot honey should have been on the list.
00:01:11Yeah, and Hank was able to avoid fourth because I was just so bad.
00:01:16Some people are wondering if you did it on purpose.
00:01:17No, I just was bad.
00:01:18I was bad.
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00:03:25Today is Monday, July 22nd and boys, Xander Shoffley is the golfer of the year.
00:03:32How about that?
00:03:33Two majors.
00:03:34Everyone thought it was going to be Sheffler jacking them up.
00:03:38It's like crazy that the year has been Scotty Sheffler.
00:03:41I know there's still some golf left, but Xander winning two out of the four majors and winning
00:03:46it in incredible fashion in Scotland on Sunday where he just, he went to the back nine.
00:03:53He was down two strokes, I believe, and he basically was like, fuck this, I'm winning
00:03:56this tournament.
00:03:57He had the eye of the tiger, and I mean woods, and he was making shot after shot, shot four
00:04:04under in the back nine, one by two strokes, and he now has half of the majors in this
00:04:10year.
00:04:11I saw his dad finally get to celebrate with him wearing his Panama, was it Panama Jack?
00:04:16Is that what the name of the hat is?
00:04:17I believe so.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19He was wearing the hat.
00:04:20He had a flask of whiskey.
00:04:23He was looking awesome.
00:04:25Haas.
00:04:26Haas.
00:04:27Big time Haas.
00:04:28Absolute Haas.
00:04:29And Xander is now, I like, you can't say that Xander hasn't had a better, I know Scotty
00:04:32has all like these wins on the tour, two majors to one.
00:04:36That's it.
00:04:37Xander had the better year.
00:04:38It's crazy because Xander Schauffele could not win a major, and then now the lid's off.
00:04:42He broke the seal.
00:04:43He did.
00:04:44We've all been there, and this is a big year for the United States of America.
00:04:47We had all four major winners.
00:04:48That was the first time, I want to say since, it's been a very, very long time.
00:04:532000.
00:04:54Jack and Arnie.
00:04:55And it was all tiger.
00:04:56No, no, because remember, he did the tiger slam, so it was not all four in the same year.
00:05:01It was 1982.
00:05:02Jack and Arnie?
00:05:03First time since 1982 that the winners of all four majors are American.
00:05:09Who was that in 1982?
00:05:10Don't have it.
00:05:11It's got to be Jack and Arnie.
00:05:12Probably Jack and Arnie.
00:05:13Yeah.
00:05:14She's got to say that.
00:05:15But it's still a USA is back.
00:05:16Big time.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:18It was a-
00:05:19Suck my dick world.
00:05:20I stand by my take that I don't want to play golf in England, Lynx golf, but I like watching
00:05:24it because it looked miserable.
00:05:25Friday especially.
00:05:26Friday looked like hell on earth, and they actually said that.
00:05:29I think someone, I can't remember who, it might've been Scotty, said it was the gates
00:05:33of hell when you make the turn to nine and the wind's just right in your face.
00:05:38Guys were hitting, actually there was one guy who, I can't remember exactly who it was,
00:05:44but he said he almost hit driver on a par three, but he's like, I can't do that.
00:05:49But he thought about it because the wind was that miserable.
00:05:51I think Scotty, it was that long par three, it's like 230 yards, and Scotty hit a three
00:05:57wood I believe.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59And stuck it to like two feet.
00:06:00It looked so miserable.
00:06:01Guys were struggling left and right, but Xander was the best, and it did calm down.
00:06:06I know that Lynx golf, it's fun to watch because it's fun to watch them struggle with it and
00:06:11have to hit these crazy shots.
00:06:14But I just watched it and was like, if I had to play that, infinity shots for me.
00:06:18I'd say there's some holes where the bunkers are so deep that if I got in there, I would
00:06:21just take my bag and I would just drive the opposite direction.
00:06:24That was that one guy on Thursday who just left.
00:06:27Yeah, I'm out.
00:06:28Kind of looked like me.
00:06:29I liked that move.
00:06:30He was like, he hit such a bad shot.
00:06:31He's like, I'm not going to go pick that up.
00:06:32Yeah, I can't.
00:06:33I'm just saying my back hurts.
00:06:34I'm leaving.
00:06:35I can't look for this thing.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37Brooks today, was it today or was it yesterday where he lost his ball?
00:06:38I think it was Saturday.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40He lost his ball and then he hit another provisional and that was also a very tough one to find.
00:06:44At that point when you're provisional is not, when you can't see it, that's another one
00:06:47where it's like, I'm going home.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50It's not my day.
00:06:51And Xander just, I mean that shot on 11 where he was just like, fuck it, I'm going right
00:06:53for it.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55It was so awesome.
00:06:56Like I have a question for you as our golf expert, but we should at least mention, um,
00:07:02that we are, that was really cool when Max cheered that loudly to make the cut and that
00:07:07has everything to do with the fact that he's a friend of ours and we're completely biased.
00:07:10Cut of the year.
00:07:11Cut of the year.
00:07:12Take these are coming up in, in, in, in next week might be cut of the year.
00:07:17I, that was one of those moments where I'm like, that's our guy.
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:22He's a good dude.
00:07:23Right.
00:07:24We wouldn't make fun of it if it was someone else.
00:07:25Good.
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:27He's a good golfer.
00:07:28Even better human.
00:07:29This year he's been a better human being than golf.
00:07:30In the majors.
00:07:31Yes.
00:07:32But, uh, except for the first three rounds of the masters.
00:07:34I will say the, if he had done that for, uh, the us open PGA or the masters, I would have,
00:07:41it would have taken a lot for me not to say something.
00:07:45I can understand being like, I don't want to have to fly all the way back home.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49I'm here for this tournament.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51And like it's across, across the pond, all that shit.
00:07:53You probably paid.
00:07:54You gotta be nice.
00:07:55You probably paid for your Airbnb already.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:57Might as well just use it for the weekend.
00:07:58Right.
00:07:59Like if you lose the, if you don't make the cut at masters yet, it's a bummer, but you
00:08:01can be home within five hours.
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Also, if, if he hadn't made the cut, he might not have been able to get home with the airline
00:08:07delays.
00:08:08That's true.
00:08:09So think about that.
00:08:10Uh, right.
00:08:11The, uh, the cleric jug, I think, I think is the best golf trophy.
00:08:16Embrace debate.
00:08:17Best one to drink out.
00:08:18Are we counting them?
00:08:19The green jacket?
00:08:20The green jacket is a trophy.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:22Uh, in which case I would say, yeah, green jacket.
00:08:23But besides the green jacket.
00:08:25That's the one that they wanted us to take a picture with.
00:08:26Oh, the FedEx cup?
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28That one.
00:08:29I mean, the aura on that one.
00:08:30Really?
00:08:31It's all, all eyes forward to the road to Dubai.
00:08:32Rory told us that's the most important one of the entire year.
00:08:34We listen, the people at the PGA have been incredible to us and they've gotten us some
00:08:40great guests.
00:08:41But when you were like, yeah, the FedEx cup trophies coming by, do we want to do something
00:08:44with it?
00:08:45And Hank and I were like, um, I don't know what we would do with it.
00:08:48Drinking Coors Light out of it.
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50We didn't win a, I feel, I would feel wrong doing that to a trophy.
00:08:55We have no business.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57I'd look at it.
00:08:58I would point at it.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00Like, there it is.
00:09:01And be like, one day, one day this could be ours.
00:09:02No, but it's a, the clear jug is, I think it's a underrated trophy.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05It's one of the most underrated in sports.
00:09:06Did you hear Zander's dad said he's drinking wine out of it?
00:09:09It'd be sacrilege to drink beer out of it.
00:09:11Oh no, you can drink, just, it has to be room temperature beer.
00:09:13No, he said it would be sacrilege because it, uh, let me get the exact quote.
00:09:17Uh, I think you have to drink whiskey out of it.
00:09:21Well, he was drinking whiskey out of a flask in the back of the media room.
00:09:25Yeah.
00:09:26You got to stay warm.
00:09:27Awesome.
00:09:28Um, Hank, question for you.
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30In terms of this golf tournament, uh, what, first of all, rank your majors, which ones
00:09:35you'd want to win?
00:09:38Masters, open us open.
00:09:42Oh, opens too.
00:09:44What about the Ryder cup?
00:09:45That's not a major.
00:09:46That's not a major.
00:09:47In my mind.
00:09:49That's a good answer.
00:09:50So open is number two.
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:54More history.
00:09:55There's a lot of history.
00:09:56Birthplace of golf.
00:09:57There's a lot of history.
00:09:59Uh, Hank, and it's like more, more random.
00:10:03There's always more random winners I feel like in the open, like even what was the guy's
00:10:07name?
00:10:08Tristan.
00:10:09Tristan.
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Uh, this is what I thought it was Thurston for most of the weekend.
00:10:12Yeah.
00:10:13Yeah.
00:10:14Same.
00:10:15Until I turned it on the broadcast.
00:10:16I was like, Oh, interesting.
00:10:17Uh, this is what Zander's dad said.
00:10:19He said, Zander said he, uh, he himself is not a big drinker.
00:10:21So when a reporter asked what he would drink out of the claret jug, he joked he couldn't
00:10:24wait to see what his father would put in here first.
00:10:26So then a gaggle of reporters rushed over to Stefan to ask.
00:10:30He solemnly looked down from the brim of his Panama hat to remind the reporters claret
00:10:34means a red wine for, uh, from Bordeaux.
00:10:37Of course it's claret jug.
00:10:39If you put beer in it, that's sacrilege.
00:10:41I'm not fighting with that guy.
00:10:42He was a hoss.
00:10:43I would, I would put beer in it.
00:10:45I, I'm going to let him do the wine.
00:10:46And maybe sneak in a little beer at the end.
00:10:48Americanized that trophy.
00:10:49My question for you, Billy Horschel was kind of rooting for him.
00:10:54Seems like a really nice guy.
00:10:56Didn't love, didn't feel like he dressed to win, uh, a major today.
00:11:00I just, he's got a unique vibe though.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:03He always kind of dresses.
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:05I think he dressed to win the open.
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:07The cardigan.
00:11:08No.
00:11:09I don't know.
00:11:10It just, it didn't feel like killer.
00:11:11You know, it's a little too nicely.
00:11:12It's a little too nice.
00:11:14What's uh, what's the, what's the guy who is, uh, the, the kids who read the kids books
00:11:19who was a U S sniper.
00:11:20Mr. Rogers.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22That guy.
00:11:23Not really.
00:11:24No, no.
00:11:25There's a rumor that he always wore the cardigans because his arms were just tatted up like
00:11:28a motherfucker.
00:11:29One of my favorite rumors.
00:11:30Um, Billy Horschel.
00:11:32So I was rooting for him cause I was like, I didn't have, I bet on Brooks.
00:11:35I bet on Hovland cause we thought he was, you know, questioning death.
00:11:39One of the dumbest bets ever.
00:11:41Uh, so I was just, I was watching as a golf fan.
00:11:45On Sunday.
00:11:46And I was rooting for Billy Horschel, his putting like set up when he set up for a pot
00:11:53on maybe four.
00:11:54I was like, that's it.
00:11:55He's done.
00:11:56I don't know if that's like, I know it's what his setup is, but it looks so nervous and
00:12:00so not steady that I was like, he can't win a major.
00:12:04It's also hard sometimes.
00:12:05Like I, you like that where your heart and your sleeves guys, but also sometimes when
00:12:09they're like overreacting to miss pots and stuff, when it's that early in the round,
00:12:13you got it.
00:12:14You got to get it together.
00:12:15You can't let it like Xander just doesn't react to anything.
00:12:17Anything.
00:12:18He was, he was just staring like he would hit a great shot and he would just stare down,
00:12:22like put his head down and be like, next shot.
00:12:24Billy Horschel was practicing his putting technique while someone else was putting on like the
00:12:28fourth or fifth.
00:12:29I like this guy's cooked and I wanted him to do while I was rooting for him.
00:12:34But I just, maybe he's got to, do you think as a golf expert, he's got to change his putting
00:12:38stance?
00:12:39No, I think whatever.
00:12:40I think it got him, got him that, that far.
00:12:42Okay.
00:12:43He's come a long way in the last year.
00:12:44Cause I just saw it with my eyes and I was like, nah, doesn't have it.
00:12:48Doesn't have it.
00:12:49I do think that the winner of the open is usually the one that's most likely when you
00:12:51look at their Wikipedia page to just list their golf accomplishments and nothing else.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58Just like, this is what this guy's known for.
00:12:59Made the tour in this year to like top 10 finishes.
00:13:02Then won the open.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Like a master's champ might have a DUI.
00:13:05They might have a DUI, something fun in there.
00:13:08Maybe they played football in high school.
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10Open championship.
00:13:12He joined the web tour in 2011.
00:13:14Stewart Sink.
00:13:15He was born on the web tour.
00:13:16Everyone's Stewart Sink won it.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18That was cool.
00:13:19The other thing about him.
00:13:20Tan line.
00:13:21Tan line.
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23That was crazy.
00:13:24At least he's got that.
00:13:25Also really cool that his name is Stewart Sink.
00:13:26Yeah, it is.
00:13:27He got to sink putts.
00:13:28Just fucking bad ass.
00:13:29Uh, anything else from, from the golf, did you watch it all Hank or were you golfing?
00:13:32No, I watched.
00:13:33You did?
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35I like having it on in the morning.
00:13:36Yeah.
00:13:37I mean, I woke, I watched the, you know, last three or four hours, but it was kind of like
00:13:40you wake up and guys have played 18 hours.
00:13:42But it's nice.
00:13:43Like on a Saturday and Sunday, it's a nice change of pace being like, Oh, it's going
00:13:46to be over by like one o'clock.
00:13:48It's just nice.
00:13:49It is fun to wake up and see somebody have like the worst hole of their life to start
00:13:52your day.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54They're doing the recap of what happened, what you missed while you were sleeping.
00:13:56Like, Oh, that guy had a much worse day than I'm going to have.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This is good.
00:14:01I also had a very dumb.
00:14:02I can't wait for football to be back thought, but just seeing the stands full of people
00:14:08in sweatshirts and jackets.
00:14:11I was like, I can't wait for like Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving football.
00:14:15I got a text from our good friend Mike Vrabel this morning, just have a picture of the Muni
00:14:19lot and it said like, I can't wait for that.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Seven weeks.
00:14:24The Muni lot will look like this and look, just look at these dudes getting ready to
00:14:27watch football in Cleveland.
00:14:29This is going to make you excited.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31Very excited.
00:14:32Look at that.
00:14:33That's football.
00:14:34Almost back.
00:14:35We're almost there guys.
00:14:36Yeah.
00:14:37I'm ready for it.
00:14:38Football itself is great, but football's football.
00:14:40That's just the difference.
00:14:41We've, have you seen the like clips for coming from, from training camp?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46It's awesome.
00:14:47I mean, we fucked up.
00:14:48We fucked up by letting Patrick Mahomes have Xavier worthy.
00:14:51Yeah, that one.
00:14:52We did that.
00:14:53That was a clip where it's like, get ready to see this a million times.
00:14:55You gotta be especially bad for bills fans to watch that.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:58Fastest guy out there.
00:14:59Um, okay.
00:15:00Other things, I guess we should probably talk about, uh, politics, but only do it in a sports
00:15:05way.
00:15:07Uh, your boy means Cassiano's could not be more back.
00:15:11He's dialed.
00:15:12Cassiano's hit a home run today.
00:15:13I know it was after, uh, Joe Biden dropped out of the race, but he also did it, uh, a
00:15:19couple hours after the announcement that Tom Brenneman is back, uh, calling college football
00:15:26games.
00:15:27That was my, who's back in a week was old Tommy B.
00:15:28And then Cassiano's like date.
00:15:30I would imagine the sports book lost all their money today on Cassiano's hitting a home run.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36The minute Biden's out, you know, he's going to hit a home run.
00:15:38You got a Pokemon go to draft Kings whenever, whenever something bad happens.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:42Cause Cassiano's has dialed in.
00:15:43He's got his pulse on, on all the tragedies.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46So I got a question.
00:15:47The only question I got is, is, uh, the whole Biden thing is he, he now is just, uh, that
00:15:52coach who got fired at long beach state and then made the tournament.
00:15:56That's what's happening.
00:15:57Kind of.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59So he's going to ride it out.
00:16:00He's going to coach the bowl game.
00:16:01What if, what if just Russia loses the war against Ukraine?
00:16:04What if the economy goes through the roof?
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06Can he jump in first week in November and be like, I think we're going to run it back.
00:16:09We got some momentum.
00:16:10We got something going here.
00:16:11It took me stepping down to make it happen.
00:16:14It is kind of like the backup quarterback situation.
00:16:16You know, the whole, the whole weekend was, was we, we said this a couple of weeks ago,
00:16:20but it really is political, political people not understanding sports fandom because all
00:16:25the leaks that were coming out saying there's no way he's dropping out.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29We're just what happens before coach gets fired.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:32And then once it's a quarterback, it's like Kamala, are you ready?
00:16:35Are you really ready to see Trevor Simeon start?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38I think you want to Trevor Simeon start, let's go until he steps up and then throws three
00:16:41picks in the first half and you're like, fuck, I kind of, I kind of miss Zach Wilson.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46And there's factions inside the coaching room.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49It's like, Oh, this Trevor Simeon.
00:16:50Well, the Trevor Simeon was drafted by, by the solid player.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55He's been around for, he was dropped.
00:16:56The bottomless had a job for like 20 years.
00:16:58He was drafted by the new GM.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:01So it's like, we got to, we got to make this switch.
00:17:03So, uh, yeah, that's politics as it relates to sports.
00:17:06So that's, that's about it.
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:08They're probably still going to lose.
00:17:09I do think it was fucked up.
00:17:10They made him do it on national ice cream day.
00:17:11Guy loves ice cream.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13He fucking loves ice.
00:17:14He didn't wait till the open was over too, which was nice.
00:17:17Maybe he had, he like ate a bunch of ice cream and he was like, I could just do this every
00:17:20day.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22Like I don't have to have a job.
00:17:23I don't have to worry about running the world anymore.
00:17:24I can just, there probably is like a bunch of national ice cream days, right?
00:17:27That's one of those days.
00:17:28We should listen.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30Dr. Jill.
00:17:31Dr. Jill.
00:17:32Ice cream day.
00:17:33Dog day.
00:17:34Donuts.
00:17:35Coffee.
00:17:36It's like, there's 17 of them.
00:17:37There's a bunch of women's days too.
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:39And then whenever that happens, everyone like international men's day trends because everyone's
00:17:41like, how come there's no international men's day.
00:17:43And weird.
00:17:44All that.
00:17:45There's only one steak in a blow job day.
00:17:46Interesting.
00:17:47That's fucked up.
00:17:48Interesting.
00:17:49Huh?
00:17:50Interesting.
00:17:51I think I'm going to keep us down.
00:17:52I think this week is uncle's day.
00:17:53Shout out to all the uncles out there.
00:17:55The real heroes.
00:17:56Uncle's day.
00:17:58National uncle's day, baby.
00:17:59Yeah.
00:18:00Big time.
00:18:01You don't even become an uncle like by, you don't do anything.
00:18:03Well, you don't, you don't choose to, you, you're born and then you have a birthday.
00:18:07Yeah, I know.
00:18:08But it's just very funny to be like, uncle's day.
00:18:10You don't, you don't choose to be an uncle.
00:18:11It's bestowed on you.
00:18:12It's bestowed upon you.
00:18:13You can't turn it down.
00:18:14You can't.
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16Can't be like, no, I don't want to be an uncle.
00:18:17Thank God there's a holiday for uncles.
00:18:19The parents that pick up the kids and then just get rid of them at the end of the day.
00:18:23Once every month.
00:18:24I love it.
00:18:25You deserve a day off.
00:18:26Joe Biden, just every day is ice cream day.
00:18:29Yeah.
00:18:30Jill, just tell him that.
00:18:31Just be like, honey, guess what?
00:18:33Ice cream day again today.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35And be like, oh.
00:18:36It is for me.
00:18:38The uh, my apple doesn't fall from the tree.
00:18:41My son is now pulling my own tricks on me where we went to the ice cream store last
00:18:45night or Saturday night and uh, we got the same exact ice cream and he was like, Hey,
00:18:49can I try yours?
00:18:50And I was just like, God fucking damn it.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:53You never know.
00:18:54It might be better.
00:18:55There's nothing better than vacation gelato or vacation ice cream every day.
00:18:59Every single day.
00:19:00If I'm, if I'm out of the office, if I'm in a different city, you bet your sweet ass I'm
00:19:04getting gelato like a hot day at the beach or the pool and then ending it with a fucking
00:19:10huge ice cream cone.
00:19:12That's it.
00:19:13You know what?
00:19:14Living baby.
00:19:15But you know what I like about the cups is the tiny spoons.
00:19:16So you don't think that you're eating that much gelato.
00:19:18You're like, I'm just, I'm just nibbling.
00:19:19I'm just a cone guy.
00:19:20Throwing through.
00:19:21Same.
00:19:22Same.
00:19:23Same.
00:19:24Same.
00:19:25Same.
00:19:26Just regular.
00:19:27I used to be a regular and then my lifestyle just got too big.
00:19:29I just, you know, those are a lot.
00:19:30I know, but I need, I need the, I need it to be able to hold all that ice cream.
00:19:34Yeah, but I like, I'm usually like one scoop right?
00:19:36Yeah, no, I'm a two scoop guy and two scoops don't go in sugar cones or, or the cake cones.
00:19:41You need the waffle cone.
00:19:43I just is what it is.
00:19:44You gotta.
00:19:45It's like going from XL double X, same scooper, two different flavors.
00:19:48Sometimes I'll mention missing mix and match, but the problem is you gotta make sure the
00:19:53bottom flavor is the, is the, like you, if you're taking a risk, if you're in between
00:19:58two flavors and you fuck up the bottom flavor, you got to restart and just get another cone.
00:20:03That's why I'm more into the cup because you get the two, two different flavors, two scoops,
00:20:08two flavors, and then you get all the toppings. If they can like put extra toppings, then
00:20:11the cup catches at the bottom. But it sounds like you're the same type of eater. I am where
00:20:16if you get a plate and you've got three or four different things on that plate, you save
00:20:20the one you want until the end. Right? Last bite is the most important bite. I dive
00:20:23into whatever fucked up vegetable that somebody made me get. Yeah, you got to eat that first
00:20:27and then you save the real action for the end. I have to have a great last bite. Want
00:20:31to know real fat guy moves? I do. Go ahead, Max. Not that you're a fat guy. No, you go.
00:20:37You mentioned the toppings. Yeah, I got to get the whipped cream, got to, got to get
00:20:40the gummy bears, got to get chocolate syrup. Sometimes I'll go real fat guy and I'll get
00:20:45a bowl with the toppings and a cone on the side and I'll just be like, it's like you
00:20:50can basically have like six cones because you just keep scooping it in. No, you keep
00:20:54adding more to the cone. You lick then add more and then you finally eat the cone. Real
00:20:59fat guy move, but pros pro move. I got a great, great spread this weekend. I got, it's a combination.
00:21:05I didn't even know that this existed. Shout out Michigan. They have more fat guy flavors
00:21:09than any other state in the union. Yeah. Um, it's a combination, peanut butter and marshmallow
00:21:14fluff mixed into one spread. It is fucking awesome. That's pretty good. Yes, that's pretty
00:21:19good. What are you going to say Max? I was going to ask if we could get ice cream tonight.
00:21:22Yeah, we should. Okay. We should. So down. This is good. This is actually a perfect,
00:21:29I will throw it out there to the AWLs and anyone listening to this maybe who just showed
00:21:33up to the first episode for Aaron Rodgers. Uh, find me a breakdown of Joe Biden stepping
00:21:41down better than this one. Yeah. Where we just talked about ice cream deep 10 minute
00:21:45deep dive into the sweet creamy treats. Let's get our politics should be discussed. Can
00:21:49we have ice? Yeah. Can we have podcast outside today? Fuck yeah. It's the summertime. Yeah.
00:21:54Do whatever we want. What are, what flavors are you guys going to get? I'm going to do,
00:21:57I'm going to do a mix of mint chocolate chip and then chocolate chip cookie dough and chip
00:22:02mint chip and chocolate chip mint chocolate chip. Yeah. I had, I had double scoop mint
00:22:06chocolate chip last night. I wonder if there's somewhere walk. I don't like it when the mint
00:22:10chocolate chip is white ice cream. Yes. Great. It's gotta be green. Make it green. I want
00:22:15that weird fucked up color of green that doesn't exist in nature besides in mint chocolate chip
00:22:19ice cream. Matthew, since you're sitting here and just in just nodding your head, I know you
00:22:23love ice cream, so tell us your favorite flavor. Chocolate. Okay, there we go. That's good. That's
00:22:28like a fucking, that's basically just running power offense. Yeah. Run the ball. Yeah. On the
00:22:33football. Stop the run. Four yards. Get your first down. We're playing Steelers football right now.
00:22:37Also, uh, butter chocolate is my favorite peanut butter. Chocolate's not bad, but when you combine
00:22:42the peanut butter and in ice cream, it's good. I don't like peanut butter chocolate cookies. I
00:22:49think peanut butter. What do you mean? Like if it's a cookie that has peanut butter flavor and
00:22:53chocolate flavor, I don't like that. Drives my mouth out. Oh, I agree with that. And an ice
00:22:56cream. He's saying like a, an actual cookie. Yeah. Like a peanut butter cookie. I'm not a big
00:23:02fan of peanut butter cookies, but I love peanut butter and chocolate together. Yep. Are you,
00:23:07look, you, I'll eat peanut butter or anything. Hank and I are maybe like the foundation of our
00:23:11friendship is peanut butter and chocolate. Anytime we have Reese's, we'll just give each
00:23:15other a slice. Um, speaking of Matthew, are we going with Huey as his name? I, I, someone said
00:23:21to me, well, I'll find the tweet. So holes out. Hole is a hundred percent out. Yep. It just doesn't
00:23:27work. We tried. It doesn't work. But a shout out the AWL Mikey memberships. Great fucking name.
00:23:34Mikey memberships. Intern Matthew is a Huey. If I've ever heard one, don't even need to see him
00:23:39to know he's a Huey. I mean, I, I think he is a Huey and I kind of like the idea of him having
00:23:45to introduce himself to like I'm Hugh football coaches and, and Aaron Rogers being like, Hey,
00:23:50I'm Hugh. Now let's talk about the spelling. Cause I think he's an H U E H U E Y Huey, not
00:23:57H E W E Y baby Huey. Yeah. Huey. The, the, the comic. Yeah. You're Huey. Yeah. You're Huey.
00:24:04You're baby Huey. You're a big duck. You look like baby you. There's a lot of great Hueys out
00:24:10there. Huey Lewis and the news has maybe, maybe, maybe he is a gigantic and naive duckling cartoon
00:24:16character. I mean, what? That's perfect. Huey Jackson. Great football coach. Huey Jackson.
00:24:23Yeah. Huey Lewis in the news. Yeah. Yeah. Sports iconic album. It's one of boomers favorites.
00:24:32So yeah, he's Huey. We're going to try out Huey for awhile. Is that cool with you? Huey? Yeah,
00:24:37that'll work. Okay. Okay. Good job. Um, back to ice cream. Uh, yes, the best ice cream really is
00:24:47the best. Rank your ice creams. And when I say ice, I mean ice cream, custard, gelato. I'm not
00:24:55sure you can include frozen, frozen yogurt. Frozen yogurt is frozen yogurt I think is too,
00:25:00just because it's a specific like time and place. Like frozen yogurt, a swirl towered fucking so
00:25:08high in a cone on a summer day with sprinkles on it. Rocks. I'm going to go gelato one. Then I'm
00:25:16going to go, um, soft serve two, then ice cream. Oh, I, I, I see what you're saying. Frozen yogurt.
00:25:24Soft serve is what I'm really talking about. Yeah. Soft serve. Yeah. I'm not talking about
00:25:27frozen yogurt. Frozen soft serve. Frozen yogurt. It's, it's manageable. Anything that comes out of
00:25:32the machine. I just say frozen yogurt, which is stupid, but it's soft serve. Also those places
00:25:37also have all the candy you want. So you can just, you can make it. Oh yeah. I would say,
00:25:41Oh yeah. 16 handles. Yep. Or, uh, the one here, what? Forever yogurt. Forever yogurt. Yep. So
00:25:48good. I would say frozen yogurt is the Brock Purdy of ice creams. You can win with it. Ideally,
00:25:54would you take it? Number one, probably not, but you get all the great toppings on it and it
00:25:58becomes great, right? The key to frozen yogurt is to trick yourself into being like, it's not as
00:26:02bad as ice cream, but then you put an entire candy bar on it. Yep. That's what you do. Yep. And it's
00:26:08great. Um, okay. Anything else going on in sports or politics? This is good sports. Actually rush
00:26:13the politics. We might be the best politics, like move over to the Johns. We're pretty good. We
00:26:19crush the politics. You almost lost the South Sudan. Oh yeah. More politics. That's fine.
00:26:24Update for back here. Huey has already changed his Twitter name to Huey. Oh,
00:26:28I love it. I fucking love it. Love that. Yeah. So we, we scored with eight seconds left, right?
00:26:35To take, we were down by like 14, 15 points in the first half. LeBron, I I'm convinced that Steve
00:26:40Kerr told the guys like, fuck this up, like tank a little bit and then let's see if we can come
00:26:45back. South Sudan. I Lou, Lou, all dang is basically like put that like entire program,
00:26:51put it together and they're, they're, they're scrappy. Yeah. They got some decent players.
00:26:55Yeah. So, um, it's a wake up call. Stefan LeBron saved the day. Steph hit that big three. Derek
00:27:00white, Derek white, uh, that lob to aunt. I don't know what happened there. And that wasn't Derek
00:27:05white's fault. It was aunt's fault or not. Sorry. Sorry. Not sorry. And Anthony Davis. Um, but yeah,
00:27:10are we worried? Does this count against USA? Max, what did you see? Joel and beads quote?
00:27:16Oh, that was what my Monday reading was. I let you talk about it. I thought it was satire. Yeah.
00:27:21Let's talk about it after. Okay. Um, cause it is, you have one quote. I have another,
00:27:27you have the one about LeBron. Yeah. Yeah. I have another, we'll do that after Aaron Rogers,
00:27:33cause it is white. He did a New York times profile. It's quite something. I can't wait.
00:27:38I thought it, I was like, Oh, this is butt crack sports. It was quite something. Uh, okay. Uh,
00:27:44let me see what else did I have on my list of sports topics? Uh, the Celtics gave another
00:27:50extension. Yeah. Where the fuck are you guys getting all this money? They don't. So they're
00:27:53selling the team. So the current ownership is like, fuck, I'll give everybody a contract.
00:27:58I'd never have to pay it. Good for your friend. Christoph's Porzingis. Yeah. I mean the,
00:28:03wait, who got the extension? Same housing. Oh yeah. But they have Porzingis. They have,
00:28:06they have everyone signed. They had the same house made $45 million and they had the penalty
00:28:13that they have to pay on. It's insane. Why not? But who cares? That's great ownership.
00:28:18You, yeah. You want that? Like go spend all the money, go for it again. You got the young guys
00:28:25like locked up for a long time. Every ownership should look at this and be like this. I mean,
00:28:29the Warriors kind of did that. Remember when the Warriors just spent money like it was going out
00:28:34of business? Why wouldn't you do that if you have the core of a championship team? Yeah. Here's the
00:28:39thing. Money's not real. Yeah. Not to get all Aaron Rodgers on you, but money only has value
00:28:44because we say it does. Yeah. 210 million tax penalty. That's, that's Biden. That's fucking
00:28:50ashtray money. That's Biden though. Now Biden's out. Who knows? Taxes might go down. That's
00:28:55fucking easy. I love it. There's also some Oakland athletics news. Maybe you have, what you should
00:29:00do is you'd have, you should have Zelinsky by the Celtics and then no money problems. Yeah,
00:29:07it's not bad. Think about that. Okay. Yeah. What was the Oakland athletics news? I'm not
00:29:12smart enough to understand exactly what it is, but apparently there have been Oakland area
00:29:17investors like people, business leaders that have money that want to either invest in or try to
00:29:23purchase a lot of the, uh, the A's and keep them in Oakland. And major league baseball has
00:29:30allegedly been telling them that they're not allowed to talk about their interest
00:29:34because they want the A's to move to Vegas so badly because it's going to mean increased value
00:29:40for every other MLB team. Um, but apparently there are some people that want to kick money into the
00:29:46A's and keep it in Oakland. But for some reason, I don't know how the MLB is making them just shut
00:29:52up about it, but they're not allowed to talk about it. Fuck John Fisher. Again, this is where
00:29:56we stand on this. I don't, I don't know, uh, how deep this goes and how they're able to keep the
00:30:03people from being quiet about their, their rumored interest. Um, but it just stinks to high heaven.
00:30:08Yeah. And I don't like it. It's bad. It's bad for sports. Very bad. You see Jose Canseco throughout
00:30:12the first pitch. Oh, how do you do? He actually did all right. Okay, good. He flexed. Good. But
00:30:17yeah, this is, this is, this sounds suspect. It's very suspect. Sounds very, very suspect.
00:30:24They keep, I see people keep posting, um, the temperature like first pitch temperature and
00:30:31it's crazy. They're going to play in Sacramento. I know that Vegas will be indoors, but Sacramento
00:30:36is not. So like the other day it was like Oakland, first pitch temperature, 75 degrees,
00:30:42Sacramento, 105 Vegas, 119. So I, I just looked it up right now. Apparently what's happening is
00:30:50the people that are rumored to have interest in investing in the ACE and keeping them local.
00:30:54Major League Baseball is saying, don't talk about it publicly. You're not allowed to say anything
00:30:58because if you do, we're going to prevent you from investing in any other teams in the future.
00:31:03Oh, that's how they're making them shut up about it. That's bullshit. So fuck John Fisher,
00:31:07fuck, uh, man fraud. Fuck man. Man fraud's a dick. That's bullshit. Yeah. Okay. Um,
00:31:14the only other thing I had was, uh, Lamar has diarrhea again. Yeah. Yep. That's how we know
00:31:20football's officially back. Yep. Lamar Jackson missed the first day of, of, uh, of training camp,
00:31:27right? Yeah. He had to be sent home. Yeah. He, he, I guess showed up at the facility and then
00:31:30they sent him home cause his butt hurt. Yeah. That's a classic first day of school move. Yeah.
00:31:34I could imagine Hank missed a couple of first days. No, first days were fun. You show up. First
00:31:40day is fun. The second day suck. Yeah. Show up, get your fit off. First day with like,
00:31:43especially in college where you just get your books. Yeah. Do a little couple ice breakers.
00:31:48Yeah. Then you never show up again. Yeah. Syllabus day. Also they had the MLB, uh,
00:31:54hall, uh, hall of fame induction today. Didn't realize that. Great timing. Baseball. Yeah. Jim
00:31:59Leland. I hope when, did he give a speech today? I think so. Jim Leland, Todd Helton,
00:32:04Adrian Beltre and Joe Maurer. Jim Leland. I, he should have been smoking a cigarette. I don't
00:32:08know if he was during his induction, but he should have been that. I don't know what, I guess now's
00:32:14the time, but why wouldn't you do it like during all star break or something? I don't know. It was
00:32:17just, I was listening to the Cubs game on the radio and they were like, Oh yeah. And the Jim
00:32:22Leland's going in today. Oh, okay. Cubs can't hit. Cubs cannot hit at all. Hank. They had a walk off
00:32:30walk today. I had my statistical model, had him at 0% chance of winning that game when
00:32:36showed ahead of a no hitter with like nine Ks going through six innings. And I was like,
00:32:42he gave a one home run. I was like, that's it. It's the statistical model at zero.
00:32:47They found a way. No, they suck. You went Saturday. Yeah. They can't hit. It's brutal to
00:32:53watch. I went Friday. They, I also can confirm they can't hit. Yeah, no, they cannot hit at all.
00:32:57Boring baseball. You guys lost two out of three to the pirates. Sure. But we won today.
00:33:04Two out of three of the pirates. One out of one. And that's a big rivalry for bragging rights in
00:33:08the state of Pennsylvania. Uh, okay. Let's do who's back of the week and then we will do our
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00:34:12I'm turning blue. Nothing better gets you in the mindset. Uh, Coors light the best. Okay. Hank,
00:34:18my respect. We get Connor McGregor. Oh yeah. Jake Paul fought this weekend. Uh, I fought Mike Perry.
00:34:23I think it was supposed to be, that was supposed to be the Mike Tyson fight. Um, and McGregor I
00:34:28think owns the boxing company that Mike Perry is the face of. Okay. And after the loss, he basically
00:34:36was, you know, disgusted by what he saw. I said, you're fired. Mike Perry, um, goes and Mike Perry
00:34:44is a UFC fighter. Yep. We knew we're just some people at home might not know. Yeah, I didn't
00:34:51know that either. Um, but then about Jake Paul, I said, Jake Paul is the biggest piss bag I've
00:34:55ever seen in my life. 40 pound weight difference, juice out of his head, still shitting himself in
00:34:59there. Uh, and just basically going out, going after him for steroids. So is he going to wait?
00:35:05Conor McGregor was going after Jake Paul for steroids? Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Oh, by the
00:35:10way, last time we talked about Conor McGregor on this podcast, Robbie, Robbie Fox reached out to
00:35:14me. He was very concerned that we thought that Conor McGregor might be done as a fighter. He
00:35:18wanted to clarify that he's not done. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah. But this sounds like, I mean, as far
00:35:23as Conor McGregor taunts go, this is pretty low. It's not that bad. He said a lot worse about a
00:35:29lot of other guys. Yeah. Maybe he's lost his fastball. He might chirping. Yeah. Cause he,
00:35:32I mean, he was calling Habiba terrorist. Yeah. I swear to God, a fat can of bitch piss. Oh,
00:35:37okay. That's better. Yeah. Most valuable piss bag. And with the Irish accent that makes it up
00:35:42a notch. Fat wizard, fat bag of fat can of bitch piss. Fat can of bitch piss is pretty good.
00:35:49Conor is not done. Robbie said not done as long as he doesn't have any more movie premieres. As
00:35:54long as there's no movies that he stars in. I saw that face. As long as you keep them away
00:35:58from ecstasy. He's good. Oh yeah. I saw the face of the movie premiere.
00:36:04Well, he didn't know where his face was. Uh, okay. That's good. Who's back? You also,
00:36:10he also was going over a bridge. That video is the funniest video I've ever seen. I don't know.
00:36:15I don't know what that was from. Yeah. He was just like going over some super high bridge and
00:36:19it was super cloudy and he was just talking crazy. I'm going to ask the best Conor McGregor. I'm
00:36:24going to defend him on that one. Driving over big bridges freaks me out too. He goes, he goes,
00:36:29he was walking over it and the guy just goes the end of the bridge. The end of the bridge. Yeah.
00:36:34No, I walked on him and I'm going to be back. He's so electric. Um, I'd like him to fight
00:36:39our good close personal friend, Michael Chandler. I'll be rooting for Michael Chandler
00:36:44100% or Michael Tyson. Yeah. By the way, I think beer games as out today. They finally put the
00:36:50video out. Oh, enjoy. Yeah. Hopefully no spoilers. Okay. BFT. Uh, my, who's back in the week is Tom
00:36:59Brenneman. Dear close personal friend, Tom Brenneman. He's back in a big way. He's going
00:37:04to be calling ACC games on the CW. Yep. So the CW, according to the athletic, uh, they have a
00:37:12money ball approach as it creates its sports division. And Tom Brenneman is a undervalued
00:37:18asset. Love that. So yeah, this is good. He should actually, given his background, he should probably
00:37:24call live golf events. Yeah. I feel like the kingdom of Saudi Arabia would love to have him
00:37:28on board. Yeah. CW is where we had our bowl game. Yeah. So the CW president, whose name is by the
00:37:33way, Dennis Miller is kind of busy. Uh, he hired him because he's taken full responsibility for his
00:37:38actions. I think he spent the last couple of years just talking to gay people. He did do, I did see
00:37:43him doing like a bunch of speeches in front of people. So maybe that's what it was. Yeah. He's
00:37:49been apparently like hanging out at like local gay Alliance meetings, just talking to people for the
00:37:54last three years. That would actually be awesome. If in the broadcast booth, he just had a big sign
00:37:59that like number of days since I've, since I've used, yeah, I've used this word or if he just came
00:38:04out, but it'd be great if it was like number of days since I used this word and he does the whole
00:38:09season and then all of a sudden it's like a Duke game in the middle of November and it's at zero
00:38:14and we're like, what? Yeah. What happened? Something happened. Yeah. Or he just only
00:38:18calls Liberty universities games. Yeah. That'd be good too. All right. So Tom Brenneman's back,
00:38:22uh, my, who's back the week I have to, well, uh, Huey, do you have the WNBA all-star game?
00:38:28Okay. All right. You do. All right. So I'll do my other one. Uh, my, who's back the week is clearing
00:38:34your search history because, uh, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump by Thomas Matthew
00:38:43Crooks. They basically went online. Uh, they tried to search through all this stuff and his last
00:38:48search was porn. Oh, so you just, I don't know, just use the private browser because any day that
00:38:55you could go, someone could be like, Hey, what was the last thing they looked up? Yeah. So what,
00:38:59what kind of porn was it? I think it was the only fans. Cause you would have to think that
00:39:02he would like, if you think it's going to be your last one, make it a good one. It was,
00:39:06it was the only fans I believe. But yeah, that's, um, just a, just a reminder to everyone out there
00:39:12that, you know, you could go at any moment. This one, he went because he was trying to kill
00:39:17a former president. But, uh, yeah, clear that, clear that browser history. Use the private
00:39:22browser because you don't want to be like, Hey, this guy died and he was looking, he was jerking
00:39:27off a couple hours before he went. If you die, I will, I will clear your browser history. Yeah.
00:39:33I'll make sure. Thank you. I will too. Thanks Hank. Clear your browser. Would you like us to
00:39:38clear yours? I don't really care. Okay. Let the people know. Yeah. Once you're, would you like,
00:39:43once you're dead, you're dead. Would you like max to stay signed into your Snapchat?
00:39:47Sure. My tick tock tick tock. Sorry. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Yeah. Okay. That'd be nice.
00:39:53A big T is signed into my, my tick tock right now. I think he's posted a few things on there.
00:39:58So now I get notifications on my phone that constantly every day it says, uh, real Donald
00:40:03Trump jr has just posted someone that you've interacted with before. That's nice. Nice.
00:40:07I like that. Nice. Um, all right. Last who's back Huey. Uh, the WNBA. Yes. Yes. I mean,
00:40:15what a game last night. That was awesome. Well, explain to maybe some people who didn't watch it.
00:40:20I don't know who wouldn't. Uh, not me. I watched it. We, we had, uh, so for the,
00:40:25the all-star game format this year we had, uh, team WNBA first thing team USA. Oh, that's awesome.
00:40:31So yeah, a lot of, uh, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese got to play against team USA. Uh, kind of, you
00:40:36know, a little, little revenge, kind of let them know. Did they win? Uh, team WNBA won by eight
00:40:41points. Oh, really? It was, it should have been for the chance to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really,
00:40:48what is it actually got closer towards the end? Did WNBA was kind of in charge of that game for
00:40:53the most part. Um, team USA got a little closer, but, um, it was impressive. The rookies did great
00:40:59here. I got two questions. Who won the three point contest? It was the same girl. The same
00:41:03girl won the three point contest and the skills contest who was shout out to Mrs. Gray. Mrs. Gray.
00:41:09Okay. And then who, like a teacher, my second question is who won the slam dunk contest? There
00:41:13wasn't none. Okay. So that's the kicker who balled that is the kicker who balled out for the team WNBA.
00:41:20So, uh, so let's get in. I know the answer. And so we have, you didn't say the name.
00:41:25Oh, Rickey. Okay. That's the first name. Yep. And the last name. Give me a couple more minutes.
00:41:31Uh, Oh boy. Um, do I have to, yeah, you got it. Come on. You got it. Uh,
00:41:39I, I do one, but not art or Rickey. I go, but not I go, I go not, but Oh boy. Okay.
00:41:48I go, but Wally. Yep. Okay. You got it. You named, you nailed it halfway there. Yeah. I can blow up.
00:41:54I can belong. Yeah. It's, it's a dog and the wallet. Uh, it's a doozy. All right. But with
00:41:59that being said, Wally, uh, a goon, but Wally, uh, Rickey, a goon, but Wally, I think is Erica,
00:42:05right? Nope. That, that one. I know her brother. She, her brother, uh, plays for the Texans
00:42:11Badger. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, she played in Notre Dame, 34.6 assists, a six or seven from the free throw
00:42:18line. Only not, you know, eight from 13 from three. And she should have been on the team.
00:42:23Very much should have been. She was actually like Caitlin Clark was the one that everyone
00:42:27was saying, Oh, she got, why not put her on the team or UK should have been on the team.
00:42:32Yeah. She's, she's better than players on that team. I saw Caitlin Clark. She got picked up
00:42:36full court by, uh, by Kelsey plum, right? Yes. Yeah. Face guarding face guard and still got
00:42:41past her and through a diamond team. You'll say like took it personally. It felt like a little
00:42:46bit more than the WIV. They probably should have taken it more personally because they lost.
00:42:49Yeah. And Angel Reese had five offensive rebounds. Uh, I mean, she was a beast on the paint.
00:42:54Wait. So this means even when they, if they win the Olympic gold, they're not the best team.
00:42:58Asterix literally lost. Now isn't, isn't this the plot of like mighty ducks too?
00:43:02Yeah. Where they become the U S national. Yeah. They should let them be the U S national. I agree.
00:43:07Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Hugh Huey. Good job. Um, okay. Should we do our Mount Rushmore and then
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00:44:24So what is the standing? Hank coming off his big not fourth place. Congrats again, Hank.
00:44:30Thank you. That was huge. Appreciate it.
00:44:32Nothing but success. Terrible job. Terrible job. Yeah, he did.
00:44:37Brutal. So what are the standings? Do we have them?
00:44:40Max and first 26. Big cat. Second 25. Pft. Third 22. And Hank 17.
00:44:49Okay. And who goes first? That'd be max. And then who goes second? Me. Pft. And then who goes third?
00:44:55You. Okay. It's good that we know the order. The order confusing me every time.
00:45:00We get lost in the snake. Very stupid. It's a circle though. I understand circle. I'm saying,
00:45:05I always think when I go fourth, I'm going first the next time, but it's going fourth the next time.
00:45:09It's going fourth to third to second to first. I don't know. I'm stupid. Okay. Mount Rushmore
00:45:17of animals you'd like to be. No pander picks. I don't even know if I couldn't even think of
00:45:25what a pander pick would be. Well, I could think of one for you. Oh, no, I'm not going to pick it.
00:45:32Um, I can't, I, they have to be real animals.
00:45:38How are we? What? I want to pick dragon. I was watching house of dragon as we, as this was sent
00:45:45and I was just thinking the whole time I was sick. It would be to be a dragon. I think it has to be
00:45:48a real animal. Yeah. Komodo dragon. Yeah. You could be a Komodo dragon. I don't even think
00:45:52that a dragon breathing drag. I don't think that a dragon would be that cool. What we're talking
00:45:57about now that makes you want to let it go. No, no, no, no. Hear me out. What's the mortality
00:46:05rate of dragons in game? I don't care. You got, they all get their throats bit open. You're a
00:46:09massive just fireball breathing beast that everyone figures lives for like a hundred,
00:46:16like 300 years. But then you've got this like, what about the one in the frozen Lake? You've
00:46:20got like an incest guy with an eye patch riding you around rubbing his incest balls all over you.
00:46:26I think it'd be pretty, it would be awesome to be a dragon. It'd be sick. It's a tough take,
00:46:32but also not a real animal, not a real animal. So let's, but that would be a great pick. Yeah.
00:46:36You don't get any downtime if you're a dragon. Yes, you do. Yeah, you do. You get so much down
00:46:41showing your case when you're, when you're locked in your prison and you're just pissed
00:46:45off the whole time. I mean, there's dragons before that, before that happened, dragons lived free.
00:46:50They were just going around. A free dragon would be awesome. Doom of Valeria. Okay. Your pick.
00:46:56Okay. My pick will be bald eagle. Good pick. Okay. Add it on there. You can fly and everyone
00:47:01in America just loves you. Yeah. Bald eagle. What about when your team loses a Superbowl?
00:47:09Next pick. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go, this is my one, one miss peaches. I think miss peaches
00:47:17would be a great animal to be. You just get all the most expensive shit bought for you. You love
00:47:22Dave, huh? Very, very little oversight. You can destroy anything, not get in trouble for it. You
00:47:27want to sleep in the same date. You want to sleep with Dave. You want to sleep. Miss peaches has
00:47:31her own bed. Oh, she sleeps in Dave's bed. Oh, that's because that's her decision. She's, you
00:47:35want to sleep with Dave. That's her decision. You're anti miss peaches. Dave was right. Dave
00:47:39was right. No, Dave was right. I'll tell you what, I thought that pick and then I thought it out.
00:47:43It was like, eh, the one thing with being miss peaches is those dresses. He puts miss
00:47:50peaches in don't look comfortable. Miss peach has an awesome a plus life. The galas seem a
00:47:56little difficult. Yeah. You wear a dress once every 30 days. It's not that much different from
00:48:00my like 2018 to 2020. That's true. That is true. Okay. Yeah. You want to sleep in Dave's bed.
00:48:07I want tummy tax. I didn't know we were doing like specific animals. Yeah. I was doing breeds.
00:48:13We said you asked before we started, right? Can we do specific animals? I wanted to be a dragon.
00:48:18Okay. So an animal. Uh, okay. Which season?
00:48:24What? I'm just kidding. All right. I'll, I'll, I'll just pick my one one. Uh, I want,
00:48:29I would love to be just a great white shark and just fuck everything up and just be swimming so
00:48:33fast and just everyone's scared of you and you'd get so big and you're just an apex predator and
00:48:38it's awesome. Top of the food chain is pretty nice. Sick. You don't get to really sleep at all
00:48:43though. Sleep is death. Yeah. I mean you, but you get, you don't have to sleep. You have to keep
00:48:48moving. That's awesome. Yeah. Not, not having to sleep is awesome. Maybe that's why they're so
00:48:52grumpy all the time. Are they? I think so. I haven't, I haven't talked to a great white shark
00:48:58in a while. We should have one on the pod. Yeah. Greg Norman. Okay. I'm going. Come on Hank. Let's
00:49:03go. Well you're in last place. I'm just trying to pump you up. I'm trying to pump you up. I'm
00:49:10going to go. I was saying like, let's go. You got this. Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank.
00:49:17You were such a sour puss on Friday. You know what we're doing right now? We're doing the
00:49:21Trey Turner. It's a Hank. He's in a slump. Come on Hank. Let's go. You got this. I'm gonna go.
00:49:31I won't do this. I won't do this to you Hank. You got this Hank. I know you can do it. He heard
00:49:36the click. I've seen you do it before. Okay. I'm going to go panther. Oh. Coolest looking animal
00:49:41I think. Oh. King of the, king of the jungle. That's the lion. I know, but like it's cool. It's
00:49:47cooler than a lion. It should be king. Yeah. And I will go with a blue whale. All right. Biggest,
00:49:54biggest animal. I knew you were going to go whale. Had to go whale. Had to go whale. Smartest
00:49:57animals. Biggest animals. Like no one's hunting you. You get, you just get to cruise around,
00:50:03breach. Yup. Talk to, talk to your other whale friends. It's good. It's a good pick. It's a
00:50:07really good pick. You think blue whales are the smartest animal? I'm pretty sure they're up there,
00:50:12right? Yeah. Are they? They are up there. I think dolphins might be smarter, but whales are pretty
00:50:17fucking smart. Man, there's some really good animals on this list. I don't know what I want
00:50:24to do now. I, you know what? I'll stick with just being apex predators. I will go with lion.
00:50:32I want to be a lion. Those things fucking rock. They just hang out. Okay. They eat whatever they
00:50:37want. Yeah. They just hang out all day. They look cool. Sleep. I mean, it's like a cat's life is
00:50:45cool, but it's a cat. You don't even have to go. But a lion is like, that's a badass cat. If you're
00:50:50a male lion, you don't even have to work. Yeah. You just hang out. The ladies go out there,
00:50:54they hunt, they bring your food back for you. Every day is steak and a blow job day. And you
00:50:58got like your family hangs out with you. Yeah. And as long as you don't have like a shithead
00:51:04brother that tries to kill you, you're good. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go with racehorse.
00:51:15I've talked about it on the show before. What? What? I don't know. We're wincing now.
00:51:27Kentucky Derby winning racehorse is my official pick because you, you're done working. You just
00:51:34get to have sex for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Every time you bone, they put you out
00:51:38in a pasture, you don't get that money and you just hang out. It also, but that's your job is
00:51:43racehorses have not been doing well recently. But the Kentucky Derby winning ones. Yeah. There's,
00:51:49I think one of them, which one died. Are you taking us back to Barbara? No, there's been some
00:51:54bad, there's been some bad things that have been happening to racehorses that I would, I like,
00:51:59I like racehorses. Uh, it would be cool to be a racehorse. It feels like that's, if we're talking
00:52:05like life expectancy, all that stuff, it's, it's been, it's been a little hit or miss. You got on
00:52:10your sword at least. But I'm saying specifically a little hit or miss Kentucky Derby winning
00:52:14racehorse is my pick. Okay. They've got a good track record. Okay. Uh, I'm going to go with a
00:52:23cheetah. Oh, because I'm slow and it would be fun to be fast. That would be fun. It would be fun to
00:52:29be fast. And I'm going to go off of the specific animal that I get that PFT has started here and
00:52:35I'm going to go with UGA. Oh, good one. It's a good pick. That's a great pick. But they're
00:52:43treated, they're treated like Kings everywhere. Each one, everyone in Georgia absolutely loves,
00:52:49loves you. It would be great to be UGA. Not the current UGA, but the last UGA before this one,
00:52:54I forget what number it was, what Roman numeral. That was the goat UGA. Yeah. That UGA had it
00:52:58together. Yeah. Okay. All right. Picks. I'm going to get specific again in the same vein as Max.
00:53:05College mascot, Mike, the tiger, Mike, the tiger has got a good life living in captivity. Oh,
00:53:11have you seen his pen? His pen rocks. His pen is like the size of the Pentagon. It's not that big.
00:53:18It's very cool though. It's very cool. Plus you get to live in Louisiana. You get to go
00:53:23roar in a stadium sometimes. Okay. It's pretty cool. Yeah, no, he does. He does have a pretty
00:53:28big pen. Mike, the tiger has got a good life. Gets that meat when they play a different team
00:53:31and they put the logo out and that's a cool, that's a good meat's in the shape of the logo
00:53:35and then you eat it. All right. I'm going to go a little, I'm going to go off my list because
00:53:38we're getting a little, we're going specifics and everything. Um, yeah. Uh, Patrick Mahomes.
00:53:46I would like to be Patrick Mahomes. What are you talking about? He's an animal that
00:53:50counts as an animal. No. Are humans not animals? No. PFT are humans. Animals. Did
00:53:55titties make the list for me? Are humans animals? No. Yes they are. What are you talking about?
00:54:00Scientifically they are. They literally are animals. PFT, you know that. A human is an animal.
00:54:05Yes. Big Cat wants to get cute with it. He can get cute with it. I should get dragons.
00:54:10An animal. We just said humans are it. I agree with that. If, if Big Cat gets
00:54:14Kentucky Derby horse, horse, I want to be Patrick Mahomes. You can say Kentucky Derby winning horse
00:54:21cause that's a commonly accepted animal. But are humans animals? They are animals.
00:54:26Technically they are. How, how am I, what, what am I doing wrong then? Humans are animals.
00:54:34I guess. They're literally animals. I think we are animals. I think we let the voters decide.
00:54:39What do you mean? You guys have to decide. Memes, memes is the one who actually has to decide.
00:54:44Well, I think you guys have to vote and then if it's two, two, then I decide.
00:54:48Oh, well I'm, I'm no chance. I, I think. No, I mean technically they're animals. I'm not gonna.
00:54:52I don't think you knew that until right now. No, that's true. Um, but I'm looking it up now.
00:54:57It's valid. Maybe against the spirit of the competition, but that's fine. If you want to
00:55:02like that, they're animals. Technically humans are animals. They are. And we said you want to be
00:55:09any animal. If you can pick any animal to be, Patrick Mahomes would be a pretty fucking sick
00:55:14animal to be. You could have been a bear. I could have been a bear. I want to be Patrick Mahomes.
00:55:21He's got three Superbowls and probably a lot more coming. No, Patrick Mahomes could have been a bear
00:55:25too. Yeah, he could have almost. All right. You guys let me keep it or no? Yeah, I'll let you
00:55:30keep it. I say I'll allow it and we'll see what the voters say. Okay. I will wait. That's not your,
00:55:38it's not your, Oh, it is your pick too. Yeah. In a row. I got lost again. Fuck. I got lost again.
00:55:45I got lost again. Say Tom Brady. I'm gonna go hippo. Okay. Good pick. I had it on my list.
00:55:55Probably the most gangster animal. Yeah. Just chill in the water. Kill humans all the time. Fuck
00:55:59anything up. They're all hippo running in the waters is some of the coolest, coolest videos
00:56:04out there. Yep. And then I will go Australian shepherd dog. Oh, nice. I think a shepherd dog
00:56:19would be the best version of a dog. Like if you're actually a dog living on a farm and you just get
00:56:24to herd sheep all day, like that's a dog's dream. And that's like the best, that's a good dog.
00:56:30That's the best case scenario for your dog. Like you're literally just living on a farm.
00:56:33All you have to do is just run and wrangle up these sheep. That's a good dog. Pretty smart too.
00:56:38Yeah. Good dog. Yeah. Fun. Yeah. When they run on top of them, that's awesome. Yeah. Those videos
00:56:43are awesome. All right. My last pick, I'm going to pick, um, the, uh, a pig, uh, in the Bahamas
00:56:49where the Instagram models come and take pictures with you. Pablo Escobar's pig. No, the ones in the
00:56:54Bahamas, you know, the Instagram, the hot chicks. Yeah. Yeah. But I think weren't those around the
00:56:59islands that Pablo used to own? I have no idea. Maybe. Cause I think there were that fire fest
00:57:03documentary. Yeah. They just get fed. They just get fed by Instagram models. Yeah. They don't have
00:57:07to do anything but just swim around and get pictures with hot Instagram. It's pretty good.
00:57:11And don't like every now and then there'll be like one that bites one of them. That's don't,
00:57:14I wouldn't do that. That's pretty good. I would just hang out. Okay. Uh, for my last one,
00:57:20I'm torn between two here. I'm going to go with giant Panda, giant Panda, pretty good life. If you,
00:57:27I love giant Panda videos. I think they're actually the best ones to watch because they're just like
00:57:32flopping around all the time, rolling down Hills. Yep. Then someone has to like take you and pick
00:57:36you up and bring you back up the Hill. You don't have to worry about shit. You just hang out and
00:57:40you eat your bamboo leaves all day. Yep. That's great. It's a great life. Yeah. I had that on my
00:57:45list there. They're the funniest animal. Yep. Yeah. They just hang out. Oh no. I'm torn. I'm
00:57:52really, really, really torn between two right now. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to go with,
00:58:00I'm going to go with grizzly bear. I'll go with the grizzly. Okay. Just big bear. Big bear. Scary.
00:58:06Yep. You don't, you don't even get half to deal with winters. You just get to sleep through winter,
00:58:10which is sick. Yeah. The high ball season. They also don't actually sleep the whole winter. You
00:58:15miss the Superbowl. They just kind of, they're just laying in bed. They're just like hung over.
00:58:19That's fine. You just get to chill. So you could have it. You could have a TV on in your cave.
00:58:25Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bear was on my list. I should have picked. What was your other pick? It was a
00:58:30koala. I had koala on my list too. I had sloth on my list. Just like sloths would be cool. Just
00:58:35out of vibes. Koala's cool. Great vibes. You're, you're high all day because you're eating eucalyptus
00:58:41and it fucks you up. Oh, you get STDs though? Not a drug bear. That's the downside is I think like
00:58:4690% of koala bears have chlamydia. Yeah. All right. That's good to know. That's good. I didn't
00:58:50know that. I wouldn't, that would have been a down, a downside of downside. You just have an
00:58:54itchy dick. What other ones? I had a pair of green Falcon fastest animal alive. Yep. That'd be cool.
00:59:00That would be so sick. I thought that I had a KP Barrow, KP Byron. I don't know. They look like
00:59:05big rats, big rats, but they're chill. They're like the chillest animals. An albatross. They
00:59:10just fly. No, they know they're, they fly. You just did golf. No, they, they like don't land.
00:59:17Like they'll just fly and never come down for like years. You just did golf. No, they can fly
00:59:22like hundreds of miles. Probably have big ass wings. I mean, it's a golf term too, but it's like,
00:59:26what do you think of when you say it? A two on a par five.
00:59:34They're sick animals though. That's not like a, it's a coincidence, but albatrosses are sick.
00:59:38I think a wolf would be awesome. Wolves would be cool. A little bit, uh,
00:59:44like endangered. I think being a penguin would be pretty sick even though you could probably get
00:59:49eaten by like an Orca or something, but they do seem like they have a fucking awesome time all
00:59:54hanging out together. Yeah. They seem to have a good life. It's like they're all at a big music
00:59:58festival. Right? Yeah. It's Bonnaroo. Uh, every week I had, uh, we're just thinking of happy feet.
01:00:04Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. Happy feet's definitely good. Um,
01:00:08hmm. Giraffe. Oh, monkey. Elephant. But like the fact that they get hunted. Yeah. Monkeys.
01:00:14Monkeys feel like they're the pranksters of the jungle and they just having a great time. What
01:00:18kind of monkey were you talking about? I don't know. One in the jungle. Yeah. Jungle monkey.
01:00:22I don't know what kind. Rhesus monkey. Yeah. Like the, like the skinny, like
01:00:28orangutan maybe? No, they're kind of, that's an ape. Yeah. They're too fat. Like I'm talking about
01:00:33like the little guys that like swing from tree to tree and they're always like fucking with each
01:00:37other and like hitting each other, building stuff. Yeah. They look like they just have the
01:00:40best life. An Ireland gorilla. Yup. But then sometimes gorillas, my one, one gorillas,
01:00:46your one, one, even after Harambe to a person, you know, so you're, you're, you kind of know
01:00:51the shape you're getting into. Uh, you're in the middle of the jungle. No one's ever out there.
01:00:55You're with all your people all the time. You're just surrounded by like trees and woods and
01:01:00other gorillas. Just not, you're not being hunted that much. I don't think you might have to fight
01:01:05another gorilla. Now it's suck. Yeah, but it's like kind of fun. It's like big loud, you know,
01:01:11that's like monstrous. It's like the closest you're going to get to like a wrestling match
01:01:14in the, you know, out there. Yeah. Just boys will be boys. Yeah. Just you could, you know,
01:01:18you know how to handle yourself. You got hands, you got feet. I don't hate it. What about kangaroo?
01:01:24I think kangaroo would be fun to turtle turtle. One of the ones that like that lives forever. I
01:01:29think one of the ones in the Galapagos that lives like 160 years. Yeah. Or the one from finding
01:01:34Nemo. That's just mad chill. Oh yeah. That's a good turtle. Like Australian or was it like a
01:01:40surfer turtle? Still talking about real animals, Max. Yeah. We're doing real animals. Dragon.
01:01:45Dragon got snubbed. Dolphin. Dolphin would be good. As long as you're not captured.
01:01:50Doll. Yeah. If you're in cap, same with a gorilla, by the way, if you get put in captivity,
01:01:54if you're a gorilla, you might have somebody teaching you how to do sign language. So you
01:01:58spend all day like learning what emotions are. Yeah. Like you are sad now. Yeah. Fuck. I'm sad.
01:02:04Wish I was in the jungle. Yeah. A house cat wouldn't be the worst. You just basically get
01:02:09to be a dickhead all day and you live inside. Try to hurt people. Yeah. Right. Like, here's
01:02:14your food again. And they're like, oh, that's so cute. You try to trip me going down the stairs
01:02:17and kill me again. Yeah. Take a baby soul. Yeah. What about, would it be cool to be commander
01:02:23Biden? Basically no rules. No rules. But I feel like because if you think a sheep dog would have
01:02:28a great life, I feel like you do all that shit at the White House except with the secret service.
01:02:32Commander Biden tried to warn us about the secret service. Yeah. He did his part. I think commander
01:02:37Biden would suck though, because if you're a dog being in a house where it's constant people coming
01:02:44showing up would suck. That's why you bite. You want some alone time? Yeah. Like dogs don't really
01:02:49like when the doorbell rings. White House doorbells just ringing constantly. Yeah. That
01:02:53would drive you nuts. Sheepdog was a good pick. I knew you could do it, Hank. Yeah. Ms. Peaches
01:03:00was a great pick. That will play. You have to sleep with Dave, but that will play. I also have
01:03:06an option of my own bed, which is probably Louie. It's probably Louie. Yeah. No, Ms. Peaches has an
01:03:12incredible, incredible life. I agree. And when you go for walks, you can just get carried around
01:03:16in a wagon. You don't have to exercise. Yeah. Any others that we missed? I'm trying to think. Oh,
01:03:24I would, Hank, a fox on a golf course. That'd be pretty sick. Like a cute little fox. Foxes,
01:03:31people don't fuck with foxes. They're right in that perfect zone where you're kind of scared of
01:03:37a fox, but you're not like hunting it. And I don't know, they can kind of be in regular world
01:03:45without getting fucked with too bad. Fox would be nice. Like being the apex, but like thinking
01:03:51about, I was thinking about if I wasn't, if I was the animal with the, all the other animals,
01:03:55like you just want to be the biggest animal. Yeah. Or the fastest or strongest.
01:04:01Kennedy goose on a golf course. Pretty good. No one really fucks with you there. Yeah. That's,
01:04:04you just have to be that miserable. Yeah. You're a miserable life. Yeah. Yeah. Miserable life. This
01:04:10is a good Mount Rushmore. I liked it being animals. Shout out Huey. He came up with this one.
01:04:16He's got a list for where to go. Huey. Yeah. Way to go. Huey. Thank you. Any,
01:04:20any other ones that we miss Huey? No, it feels good. All right. Feels good. Feels good. Uh,
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01:06:56Hey, you guys are blowing up in the world.
01:06:57Not bad, man.
01:06:57Aaron Rodgers.
01:06:58Yeah, almost.
01:07:00Did you see how many berries I said for you? Last time, I said a guest.
01:07:03Hey, there's Robbie. He's on TV back there.
01:07:04Robbie Gould's on TV. Listen, you and I are good friends now because you're out of my life,
01:07:09and I wanted to do this interview just to be like, thank you. You're out of my life. Let's start-
01:07:14But then the Bears lost to J Love and the Packers twice last year.
01:07:18I got some other issues I'm dealing with that are not- It doesn't pertain to you anymore.
01:07:23Good.
01:07:24I got other issues. I'm working through that.
01:07:26You found new love.
01:07:27We got a new quarterback. I'm going to figure out-
01:07:31How are we feeling? Feeling good about Caleb and all the changes?
01:07:33So good.
01:07:34DeAndre Swift and-
01:07:35You like him. You like Caleb. You think Caleb's a good quarterback.
01:07:37Yeah, I do.
01:07:38Yeah.
01:07:38I like Swift. I like Keenan.
01:07:41DJ.
01:07:41I like the receiver from Washington. He's good.
01:07:43Yeah. Rome.
01:07:45Oh, and then, of course, you still got DJ.
01:07:47Yeah, DJ. So-
01:07:49And Iberflues.
01:07:50I think the team is almost good enough to beat the Packers.
01:07:52You got out at the right time.
01:07:54Almost good enough.
01:07:55Come on. You got out at the right time. You knew that it was changing.
01:07:58So you're like, I got to get out of here.
01:07:59I don't know about that.
01:08:00So you can finish with your record.
01:08:01Who do you got on defense? Montez?
01:08:03Montez Sweat.
01:08:03Yeah, Montez Sweat. Our secondary is pretty good.
01:08:05I like Edmonds. Edmonds is a good player.
01:08:06We're going to be-
01:08:08And I know that you're kind of-
01:08:09I think it'll be a close game with the Packers.
01:08:11I don't like how you're doing this.
01:08:12Do you still take any pleasure when the Packers beat the Bears?
01:08:15Or are you like, yes?
01:08:15Oh, yeah. I love it. Yeah. Love it.
01:08:16But you're a Jet now.
01:08:18Once you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.
01:08:20And then West Side Story.
01:08:22That's where you go.
01:08:22That's where you go.
01:08:23You're a Jet all the way.
01:08:24I start singing and then you get into a street fight.
01:08:26And you get in a fight.
01:08:26Yeah.
01:08:27All right. So how's the-
01:08:28A fight?
01:08:29Like-
01:08:30Yeah, like knives.
01:08:31What's his name? Danny Trejo?
01:08:32Yeah.
01:08:33Oh, that was crazy.
01:08:34Maybe he's a little old for that.
01:08:35What time-
01:08:36Once you hit the eights, do you stop fighting?
01:08:38Yeah. Probably.
01:08:39He thought he had that throwback where he just is like,
01:08:41I'm going to throw the first punch and it'll be over.
01:08:43And it's like, nope, that didn't work out.
01:08:45How's the leg feeling?
01:08:46Yeah, it feels great.
01:08:47Thanks for caring.
01:08:48I do care.
01:08:49I know. I know. That's why I said thank you.
01:08:50I saw that video where everyone was freaking out in training camp
01:08:53where you were like, maybe you had like a blister or something.
01:08:56I had terrible blisters that day.
01:08:57So that was all it was, right?
01:08:59Yeah.
01:08:59Yeah, you're fine.
01:09:00Have you ever tried to even walk with blisters? It's tough.
01:09:02No, it's tough. And 41 is the new 25.
01:09:04I was a warrior out there just to be able to get through an OTA practice.
01:09:08You know how many quarterbacks have thrown a pass at the age of 41?
01:09:11Yeah. How many?
01:09:12I think it's nine. I think nine quarterbacks.
01:09:14A bunch of guys have done it at 40, but not at 41.
01:09:17But you kind of skipped 40.
01:09:18I'm 40.
01:09:19You're 41.
01:09:20I'm not 40.
01:09:20When did you turn 41?
01:09:21December.
01:09:22Oh, okay.
01:09:23Thanks for caring.
01:09:23So before the end of the season.
01:09:24We'll send you to get a real nice gift.
01:09:26Mid-40s.
01:09:26A really nice gift.
01:09:27We're 39.
01:09:27Oh, nice.
01:09:28Thank you.
01:09:28People keep trying to say...
01:09:29Big year.
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:30We're a day apart.
01:09:31Big year.
01:09:31Yeah, you're old.
01:09:321985.
01:09:33Yeah, 1985.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:35So, I mean, so you're feeling good.
01:09:37Yeah, feeling good.
01:09:38Obviously last year.
01:09:40I want to ask one question that's difficult.
01:09:42It sucked how it started.
01:09:45Did you ever watch back the video of you with the American flag?
01:09:47Because it was badass.
01:09:48That was fun.
01:09:49Yeah.
01:09:49Did you watch that back?
01:09:50As somebody who's patriotic, who sings the national anthem.
01:09:52Yes.
01:09:53You have to respect that moment.
01:09:55It was like a 9-11 coming out with the flag.
01:09:58It's one of those moments where you're thankful you didn't do something real stupid.
01:10:01Right before that, I'm thinking, my dumb ass, this is my 19th season.
01:10:04I've never run the field with anything.
01:10:06Right.
01:10:06Just run out there, do my low fives and move on.
01:10:10Right.
01:10:10That's an amateur move by you, by the way.
01:10:12Well, the problem is we're dealing with trying to get a bunch of people to let us have space here.
01:10:17But I almost didn't run out there with it.
01:10:19Yeah?
01:10:20Really?
01:10:20I saw everybody took it.
01:10:22I thought it was going to be a couple of guys.
01:10:24The first guy I introduced takes one out, and maybe Garrett takes one out.
01:10:27So I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that.
01:10:29Then I saw everybody take one.
01:10:30I was like, give me that thing.
01:10:31Yeah.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:32It was badass.
01:10:33Awesome.
01:10:33It was really good.
01:10:34One of the coolest moments of my career.
01:10:35The clip of behind you.
01:10:36Other than beating 2013, Week 17 at Chicago.
01:10:39All right.
01:10:402011.
01:10:41Chris Conte just, listen.
01:10:44He got lost.
01:10:45He got lost.
01:10:46Sometimes you get lost.
01:10:47Lost on the field.
01:10:48At what point in that play did you be like, he doesn't know where he is?
01:10:51It's not him.
01:10:52Major Wright had a penalty on the play, right?
01:10:56It was a legal contact.
01:10:57They didn't call.
01:10:58John Coon blocked Pep.
01:11:01You know, I had a great cut block.
01:11:03He had two, he had four on three on the backside.
01:11:05He should have got home.
01:11:07But once I got out, I knew.
01:11:08It was the most wide open anyone's ever been.
01:11:10I don't know about that.
01:11:11It was pretty close.
01:11:12It was pretty close.
01:11:13It was pretty, yeah.
01:11:14It was one of those moments like, there's no way someone's standing down there.
01:11:17You know why, right?
01:11:18Why?
01:11:19Because it's a zero blitz.
01:11:21Yeah, you got to get home.
01:11:21Which means you're blitzing one more than you can protect.
01:11:23Right, you got to get home.
01:11:24The defenders play one move.
01:11:27So he didn't think he'd have to cover for four seconds.
01:11:29Yeah, it's a Greg Williams special.
01:11:31Dr. Heat.
01:11:32You're a Jet now.
01:11:32Why are we talking about Packers Bears?
01:11:34Who cares about that?
01:11:35You want to talk about the Jets?
01:11:36How close were you to playing last year?
01:11:39Well, if we'd been in the hunt, I was going to try and play.
01:11:42Yeah?
01:11:43Yeah.
01:11:43It healed that quick?
01:11:44What'd you do to make it heal that fast?
01:11:46In 2014, I played in a small circle and I ripped my calf up a couple times.
01:11:51And it would have been like that.
01:11:52It would have been shotgun and pistol and no keepers, no hard action stuff.
01:11:58It would just have been kind of playing in a small circle.
01:12:00Yeah.
01:12:01When you sat down with your doctor, you're like,
01:12:04what kind of news can you give me that I can stay in the headlines for the entire year?
01:12:07Basically, yeah.
01:12:09That was mean of me.
01:12:10You're a Jet.
01:12:10I like you.
01:12:11That's kind of...
01:12:12Can we swear on this?
01:12:13Yeah, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:12:14We got two sponsors here.
01:12:16Yeah, no, you say whatever the fuck you want.
01:12:18Okay, good.
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19How was Egypt?
01:12:20Amazing.
01:12:20Yeah?
01:12:21Amazing.
01:12:21Did you see the pyramids?
01:12:23All of them, pyramids, temples.
01:12:26Did you find out anything about the world?
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:28I mean, you go out there, you think about the history of that place a little bit differently,
01:12:33I think.
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:34Actually, I want to talk to you about Egypt because there's like a lot of different theories
01:12:38about what went on in ancient Egypt.
01:12:40Like civilizations that could have started there.
01:12:43Did you look into that?
01:12:43There's a lot of interesting things about it.
01:12:44I mean, we did all the other temples in Aswan and Sohag and different places before.
01:12:51And they're like floor to ceiling hieroglyphs.
01:12:54It's weird.
01:12:55You go in the pyramids, there's nothing.
01:12:56No hieroglyphs, no nothing.
01:12:57Really?
01:12:57There's also never any bodies been found.
01:12:59They told us there was like burial chambers.
01:13:00And in Khufu, the main room is the king's chamber and there's a queen's chamber.
01:13:06There's no bodies ever found.
01:13:08There's no bodies found in Khafra, the second pyramid.
01:13:12So that's all very strange.
01:13:13I think the fact that the stones came from a quarry, which is 300 miles away or whatever,
01:13:19is strange because those things weighed, you know, 20 to 50 tons.
01:13:23I think most of them.
01:13:24The weathering of the Sphinx.
01:13:26I'm more in the Graham Hancock camp as far as like that the age of those structures is
01:13:31much older than they tell us.
01:13:32Because that's like natural erosion on the Sphinx.
01:13:34It's something that would have taken place over like thousands and thousands and thousands
01:13:37of years.
01:13:38I mean, he talks a lot about the Younger Dryas and going back, you know, 10,800 years, I
01:13:43believe it is.
01:13:44And to me, that seems more in line.
01:13:48It's ancient.
01:13:50It's an interesting country.
01:13:51I mean, I wouldn't maybe recommend people going there in the summertime.
01:13:55It's like 120 in Aswan.
01:13:57They also might have OTAs.
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59But you could get had to miss those.
01:14:00You could get excused for that.
01:14:02Some people could.
01:14:03Yeah, I'm sure.
01:14:06Was that a problem?
01:14:07With what?
01:14:08Was it a problem that it was inexcused?
01:14:10Oh, I don't know.
01:14:11I mean, I'm sure I'll get fined for that.
01:14:13The thing that I think people don't understand is that when I was in the NFC North and playing
01:14:20for that team years ago, there used to be a real thing called mini camp where it was
01:14:27you had one of them usually.
01:14:28Sometimes it was right after the draft.
01:14:29But either way, it was five practices in three days.
01:14:31Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
01:14:32So two practices on Friday, two on Saturday, one on Sunday.
01:14:36Now it's not mini camp.
01:14:37They can arbitrarily put a tag on whatever week of OTAs they want.
01:14:42So this is the mini camp week, which makes it somehow more mandatory than the other weeks.
01:14:49But it was an OTA schedule.
01:14:51That's how words can be a little deceiving from time to time.
01:14:55You can make a story out of the fact that I missed a mini camp when it was really two
01:14:58OTA days.
01:14:59Right.
01:14:59Interesting.
01:15:00I came to the first 10.
01:15:01Right.
01:15:01So this is a media thing.
01:15:03And you would never change the meaning of a word or deliberately tell people.
01:15:07No, of course not.
01:15:08Right.
01:15:08No.
01:15:08Exactly.
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:09I have your back.
01:15:10Well, I mean, you want to go into the etymology of words at this point?
01:15:14Yeah.
01:15:15No, I'd love that.
01:15:16I'm just saying I have your back.
01:15:17I'm your protector now.
01:15:20I want you to have nothing but success with the Jets.
01:15:23Listen, if the Bears can't win a Super Bowl, you winning a Super Bowl for the Jets would
01:15:27make me happy.
01:15:27OK.
01:15:28Seriously.
01:15:28All right, man.
01:15:29Because then I could just be like, I kind of remember him as a Jet.
01:15:31That's what I'd tell everyone.
01:15:33I love that.
01:15:33And I could just erase 15 years out of my brain.
01:15:36I love that.
01:15:36And it'd be great.
01:15:37Yeah.
01:15:37All right, cool.
01:15:38And then would you go to the Hall of Fame as a Jet if you won two Super Bowls?
01:15:41Yeah.
01:15:42You went two in New York.
01:15:43You'd have to.
01:15:43You'd have to.
01:15:44You got to, I think.
01:15:44You got to respect the rules, right?
01:15:45You'd have to.
01:15:46Now I'm rooting for two.
01:15:47Yeah.
01:15:47Now I'm rooting for two.
01:15:49That would be so mean.
01:15:50Is it a little different, like talking about the media, going to New York, can you feel
01:15:54a difference between the New York media and the Green Bay media?
01:15:57I mean, it's hard to say.
01:15:58I mean, it's hard to say.
01:15:59I mean, there's more beat writers in New York.
01:16:06You know, I've always felt like I had good relationships with a lot of the members in
01:16:11Green Bay.
01:16:12But it wasn't like they weren't...
01:16:14Media is media.
01:16:14They're trying to get a story and...
01:16:16The worst.
01:16:17Well, I don't know about that.
01:16:19There's a few good ones in there.
01:16:20Name one good person that owns a microphone.
01:16:23That owns a microphone?
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:24Pat McAfee.
01:16:25That's true.
01:16:26We love Pat.
01:16:27And all his boys.
01:16:28That's a fact.
01:16:29He paid you to say that, though.
01:16:32I guess he did.
01:16:33Yeah, he definitely did.
01:16:36You became like Mr. New York when you moved.
01:16:38I loved...
01:16:38I had such a good time.
01:16:39That's why it was so heartbreaking to play fucking four plays.
01:16:43But yeah.
01:16:45You didn't complete a pass, though.
01:16:46So...
01:16:46I didn't throw a pick either.
01:16:48But maybe you were going to have a bad season.
01:16:49Think about that.
01:16:50Maybe you were never going to complete a pass that season.
01:16:52Imagine that.
01:16:54So that might have saved you.
01:16:55That would have been wild.
01:16:55Yeah.
01:16:57We're in week 10 and Aaron Rodgers has yet to complete a pass.
01:17:00What are you saying?
01:17:01I'm just saying.
01:17:02You never know.
01:17:02I'm using a spin zone.
01:17:04This is actually...
01:17:04I like how positive you're spinning all this stuff.
01:17:06That's fantastic.
01:17:07It might have been a good thing.
01:17:08It might have been.
01:17:09It might have been.
01:17:09You just got to recalibrate that whole experience.
01:17:11It's like it's a blessing sometimes, you know?
01:17:13Yeah.
01:17:14I'm sure you learned some things during the season not being able to play.
01:17:17A lot, yeah.
01:17:17Being on the headset and listening to all the crazy things that get said on there.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:22Wild.
01:17:23Nathaniel Hackett making a lot of gold member references?
01:17:26Not many.
01:17:27A few from time to time.
01:17:28There weren't a lot of things to be excited about.
01:17:30Our red zone percentage was pretty low and our points per game and other things.
01:17:35Yeah.
01:17:36Where do you live in New York?
01:17:37Do you live in New Jersey?
01:17:38Yeah, nobody lives in New York.
01:17:39Yeah, you can't live in New York.
01:17:40If you're a Giant, you can.
01:17:41But still, I don't know why you would.
01:17:42Just because of the traffic into a tunnel and all of our stuff.
01:17:46I joke about...
01:17:47I know that the stadium used to be on Long Island, but we're the New Jersey Jets.
01:17:51Yeah.
01:17:52So are the Giants.
01:17:53Yeah.
01:17:54The Giants play in New Jersey.
01:17:55There's only one team that plays in New York.
01:17:56Yeah.
01:17:57It's the Buffalo Bills.
01:17:58Bills Mafia.
01:17:58Yeah, Bills Mafia.
01:18:00You guys, I mean, the Jets, people forget the Jets won week one, right?
01:18:04Yeah, I'm 1-0 as a starter.
01:18:06Yeah, that's true.
01:18:07That's also a great point.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:08Highest winning percentage ever for the Jets.
01:18:10Jets a legend.
01:18:11You've never lost.
01:18:12I'm salty about the 13 game against Chicago where we were ahead 3-0 when McClellan landed on me.
01:18:21He was just making a football play.
01:18:23Yeah.
01:18:23That was just a goal.
01:18:24But I got the L for that.
01:18:25Yeah.
01:18:26I was out of the game.
01:18:26We're ahead.
01:18:27I celebrated that so hard.
01:18:29Was that the one where you...
01:18:30Why do you celebrate people?
01:18:31Because you ruined my life.
01:18:33And it's like, he's hurt.
01:18:34He's done.
01:18:35He's never coming back.
01:18:36And then every time you get hurt, I mean, remember week one?
01:18:39Now you've caught me in the trap.
01:18:40Week one, when you were...
01:18:42I was, yeah.
01:18:42When the Bears, when Khalil Mack debuted, and it was like, this is awesome.
01:18:45And the Bears are awesome.
01:18:46My favorite all-time clip.
01:18:47And Rodgers is hurt.
01:18:48Oh, yeah.
01:18:49That was fun.
01:18:49That was a good comeback.
01:18:50I knew we were going to win that one.
01:18:52My favorite all-time clip that I've seen has got to be you at the Detroit game.
01:18:56Oh, yeah.
01:18:57Yeah.
01:18:57I mean, I was literally doing it as a support thing for Detroit Don and Superfan.
01:19:02I was there for the Mack Championship, which was Friday night.
01:19:06And I was like, let's just go to this game and root against Rodgers.
01:19:09Found their tickets.
01:19:10Got a seat next to him.
01:19:11I was like, I'm here for your support.
01:19:13Like, fuck this guy.
01:19:14Let's beat him.
01:19:15And then it's Hail Mary right in their face.
01:19:17And they just...
01:19:18And the way they were talking before.
01:19:20And I do the same thing.
01:19:22But Detroit Don was saying that he did the calculations.
01:19:24And he's like, once we win this game, there's like an 80% chance we're going to the playoffs.
01:19:29And I think the Lions were like five and six or something.
01:19:31So you just crushed everything, man.
01:19:34No, it was...
01:19:34Yeah.
01:19:35What was it?
01:19:35We were six and three.
01:19:38And they were four and five.
01:19:40Four and five.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:41So they were like...
01:19:41Three and six.
01:19:42Yeah.
01:19:42And he's like, once we win this game.
01:19:44Because it was like mid-third quarter.
01:19:45They're like, I've done the calculations.
01:19:46Like, we're going to win this game.
01:19:47Then we're going to win next week.
01:19:48Then I was like, all right.
01:19:49I was like a Bears fan.
01:19:50Yeah.
01:19:50That's what I'm saying.
01:19:51I sat there and I was like, yeah, go guys.
01:19:53You guys always feel good about your team though.
01:19:55Every single year.
01:19:56Every year.
01:19:57Every year.
01:19:57It's like, this is our year.
01:19:58That's what football is about.
01:20:00Jets fans feel the same way.
01:20:01Trestman maybe.
01:20:02The second year of Trestman got a little not great.
01:20:05And John Fox, it was not...
01:20:07Who's your favorite all-time Bears quarterback?
01:20:09I mean, it's Jay.
01:20:11It's actually Kyle Orton.
01:20:12But Jay as well.
01:20:13I love Kyle Orton.
01:20:14I think Kyle Orton...
01:20:15Like Kyle Orton doesn't get enough credit for like...
01:20:17Dude got the ball out fast.
01:20:18You know Kyle beat me on three different teams?
01:20:20No way.
01:20:21Chicago.
01:20:22Yeah.
01:20:24He ended our 19 game win streak in 2011 when he was in Kansas City.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:29And 14, he was in Buffalo.
01:20:31Yeah.
01:20:31Remember when he just retired?
01:20:32He just like...
01:20:32It's a ball out.
01:20:33He just drove away.
01:20:33He was like, I'm done.
01:20:35Yeah.
01:20:35He's just like...
01:20:37You ever gone out with him?
01:20:38No, but I want to so bad.
01:20:40He's a great dude.
01:20:40He's just a dude's dude.
01:20:41Yeah.
01:20:42Like when he just...
01:20:42He's a guy's guy.
01:20:43Like PFT said, he just...
01:20:44He told the media.
01:20:46He was like, yeah, I got to go get something from my car.
01:20:48He just never came back.
01:20:49Really?
01:20:50Week 18 or week 17 then.
01:20:52The season ended and he hadn't said if he was going to retire or not.
01:20:55And they're like, hey Kyle, we have a couple of questions after the game.
01:20:58And he's like, yeah, let me just grab something out of my truck.
01:21:01Drove off, retired, never came back.
01:21:03I love that.
01:21:04Pretty sick, isn't it?
01:21:04That's incredible.
01:21:05I know.
01:21:06That's the best way to retire.
01:21:08It's like low key, but it also makes people respect you more afterwards.
01:21:11Barry Sanders did something like that.
01:21:12I feel like Calvin Johnson didn't have a big deal.
01:21:15Yeah.
01:21:15He just went off.
01:21:16Are you going to do that?
01:21:17Yeah, Jay.
01:21:18Yeah.
01:21:18He was on the Dolphins.
01:21:20That was awesome.
01:21:20He had a couple of moments.
01:21:22That was like a quiet quitting.
01:21:23You go down to Miami for a little bit.
01:21:24Just chill out.
01:21:24That's a thing now, right?
01:21:25Yeah.
01:21:25That's a young person.
01:21:26Yeah, Adam Gase paid him like $10 million.
01:21:28No, the quiet quitting part.
01:21:29Yeah, yeah.
01:21:30Hank quiet quit like three years ago.
01:21:32Yeah.
01:21:32Nice.
01:21:33Everybody's still around.
01:21:34Smart.
01:21:34Yeah, just slowly quiet quit.
01:21:35So what do you think about the Jets this year?
01:21:38I always like our chances.
01:21:40You sound like a Bears fan.
01:21:41Yeah.
01:21:42Jets fans are probably as tormented as Bears fans.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:48It's a different level of torment.
01:21:50Yeah, because the Bears have been in the playoffs at least once in the last 13 years.
01:21:53Right.
01:21:53But it's kind of the same like what you did to Chicago.
01:21:56That's what Tom Brady did to New York.
01:21:59And now you're just traveling around just trying to continue that hatred.
01:22:04Of what?
01:22:05Well, now you're trying to take over Boston.
01:22:07But you stole Big Cat's joy.
01:22:09You stole Big Cat's joy for like a decade.
01:22:11You made him significantly less happy.
01:22:13Yeah, we always say that that's like the next level of athlete.
01:22:17If you become the thief of joy, like Mahomes has reached that level where,
01:22:20you know, like if you're a Bills fan or you're a Niners fan,
01:22:24you're like, this guy has just ruined it for me.
01:22:26You did that to me.
01:22:27That's the elite quarterback, then thief of joy above that.
01:22:31Well, thank you.
01:22:32Yeah, you hit that.
01:22:33You definitely hit that.
01:22:34I appreciate that.
01:22:35Fortnoy's got to be riding kind of high right now.
01:22:37Right.
01:22:38Why?
01:22:38Because he's got a dog that's like a billionaire.
01:22:41Yeah, that and Celtics.
01:22:43Oh, yeah.
01:22:43He's happy about that.
01:22:44Hank was on the duck boat with Joe.
01:22:47The coach of the Celtics.
01:22:48He personally invited him.
01:22:51Coach is pouring beer on Hank's head.
01:22:53He basically won a championship.
01:22:55It's pretty easy to ring.
01:22:56Yeah, he's like Kramer going to Tony's.
01:22:58Yeah, that was essentially what it was.
01:23:01He just got ushered off and he's like, I'm just part of the Celtics now.
01:23:04All right.
01:23:04So when does training camp start?
01:23:0723rd.
01:23:08Okay.
01:23:08You'll be there.
01:23:09Yeah, probably.
01:23:10Unless you have to go.
01:23:12I might have a trip planned.
01:23:13We'll make a clip of that.
01:23:14Just say, yeah, probably.
01:23:15That will be a great headline.
01:23:16That will make a lot of people upset.
01:23:18Where on Earth could you go that would make you miss the start of training camp?
01:23:23Anywhere.
01:23:24What do you mean?
01:23:25Is there a place where it's like, this is I would skip work to go to Mongolia.
01:23:30Oh, Mongolia.
01:23:31Yeah.
01:23:31Yeah.
01:23:32Well, how much does training camp suck?
01:23:35If you've been in the league for a really long time, it's like, I know what to do.
01:23:37It's a different suck.
01:23:38Back when football was hard.
01:23:42Long time ago.
01:23:43When there's real double days.
01:23:45Physically, it was the worst.
01:23:47But mentally, it wasn't.
01:23:48I don't feel like it was as bad as physically.
01:23:51Now it's all mental.
01:23:52Yeah.
01:23:52You're sitting around all day long in interesting meetings.
01:23:57And the hot days.
01:23:58Yeah.
01:23:59And the practice is short.
01:24:00It's not even that hard.
01:24:01Yeah.
01:24:02And you don't play in preseason.
01:24:03We used to play in preseason.
01:24:04Right.
01:24:04You know, we'd play 15 plays, then a quarter and a half, then into the third quarter.
01:24:11Yeah.
01:24:11You know, now you don't even play in the preseason.
01:24:13You should play in the preseason this year.
01:24:15Why not?
01:24:16Just make football hard again.
01:24:19Aaron Rodgers is making football hard again.
01:24:21Don't steal that.
01:24:22That's mine.
01:24:22Yeah, all right.
01:24:23Print the shirt.
01:24:24Just also make America hard again.
01:24:25Yeah.
01:24:25That would be good, too.
01:24:26Let's get tougher as a country.
01:24:28Yeah, let's get tougher.
01:24:28Let's get that callus built up, you know?
01:24:31You should run for office.
01:24:31You should run for president.
01:24:33I think you set your sights too low.
01:24:34I agree.
01:24:35Yeah.
01:24:36I agree.
01:24:36That was a-
01:24:37You're not a backup quarterback.
01:24:38How close were you to actually running for vice president?
01:24:41I know you were thinking about it.
01:24:43Yeah, I thought about it.
01:24:45And I just kept on living my life.
01:24:46Yeah?
01:24:48Was football the main factor in that equation?
01:24:50Yeah, I think so.
01:24:51Yeah?
01:24:52So wait, you love football more than you love America then?
01:24:55Oh, he got you there.
01:24:57That's true.
01:24:58He got you there.
01:24:59That's tough.
01:25:00That's tough.
01:25:01I support the troops.
01:25:02Yeah.
01:25:02Okay, that's good.
01:25:03Wait, so where's next for you to travel?
01:25:06What's the spot you got on the-
01:25:07I'm not telling.
01:25:08Come on.
01:25:09No, I'm not telling.
01:25:10Can I give you a rec?
01:25:11Yeah, please.
01:25:11I feel like you would love the Galapagos.
01:25:14Ooh, nice.
01:25:15Love it.
01:25:15What about it?
01:25:16All the nature out there.
01:25:17Yeah.
01:25:18And then, and this is serious, it's just like a two-hour boat ride Ayahuasca.
01:25:22Oh, wow.
01:25:23Ecuador.
01:25:23Yeah.
01:25:23Where?
01:25:24Ecuador.
01:25:25Nice.
01:25:25Yeah, but no, the Galapagos is great.
01:25:27You got the giant tortoises.
01:25:28They weigh like 400 pounds.
01:25:30They look like dinosaurs.
01:25:31Can you ride them?
01:25:32You can try.
01:25:34I'll give you a tip.
01:25:35The Sphere in Vegas.
01:25:36Oh.
01:25:37It's fucking sick, dude.
01:25:38Is it really?
01:25:38It's so sick.
01:25:39What'd you see there?
01:25:40I saw Dead and Company.
01:25:41Two nights in a row.
01:25:42Oh, it's awesome.
01:25:42Just Saturday?
01:25:44It was, they've been there for like a month and a half.
01:25:46It was like three weeks ago.
01:25:47Don't you love that they had a last tour last year around this time?
01:25:50My wife has been giving me shit for it for the last five years, because every year I'm just like-
01:25:53How many Dead shows have you been to?
01:25:54Are you a big Dead fan?
01:25:55Yeah, I am.
01:25:56I don't know, probably over 30, but-
01:25:58How many performance enhancers are you on during a Dead show?
01:26:00A lot.
01:26:01I ate a lot of mushrooms in the Sphere, which I probably didn't need to.
01:26:04Chocolate or actual mushrooms?
01:26:05Chocolate.
01:26:06Yeah, chocolate.
01:26:06It's kind of amateur hour.
01:26:07Oh, you think so?
01:26:08I'm not 22 anymore.
01:26:10I got to, I mean, I'm not like, yeah.
01:26:1322 is for the chocolates.
01:26:15No, 22 is when I would eat the caps.
01:26:18And?
01:26:19And now I've graduated and I'm just like-
01:26:21Now you're mature, you're doing the chocolate?
01:26:22Mature to the chocolate.
01:26:23Like a mature adult, yeah.
01:26:24But wait, what's the-
01:26:25Just get it in a store.
01:26:26It's like you could buy drugs in a store now.
01:26:27It's the same thing, right?
01:26:28Yeah, it is.
01:26:29No, it's not.
01:26:30What's different?
01:26:30Well, I definitely trip more when I ate the caps.
01:26:33Well, first of all, what's in the chocolate?
01:26:35Mushrooms.
01:26:35Chocolate and mushrooms.
01:26:37What other shit is in there?
01:26:38It's chocolate and mushrooms.
01:26:39Chocolate and chocolate and sugar.
01:26:45Probably some like mini plastics and stuff.
01:26:47Maybe.
01:26:48Maybe a vaccine.
01:26:49Who knows?
01:26:49Could be, you never know.
01:26:52But yeah, you should go-
01:26:52Did you enjoy the debate?
01:26:53Did you watch the debate?
01:26:54I loved the debate.
01:26:54The debate was something.
01:26:55It was fantastic.
01:26:56I watched it.
01:26:56It was great TV.
01:26:57That made me fall in love with America.
01:26:58I was like, we got the two best guys for the job.
01:27:00I'm happy about that.
01:27:01Sure.
01:27:02When they started talking about golf,
01:27:04Trump just actually said recently a million dollars he would give Joe 10 strokes a side.
01:27:0920.
01:27:11Yeah.
01:27:11We were saying that, my fault, Biden already lost.
01:27:16Because you can't take that.
01:27:17You can't.
01:27:18You can't take that.
01:27:19Even if you lose by 18, you technically win the bet.
01:27:23But then what?
01:27:24You won the bet because you didn't lose by 20?
01:27:26Yeah.
01:27:26My favorite part about it that kind of got under the radar was that he,
01:27:30Biden's get him was you got to carry your own bag.
01:27:34This guy couldn't even walk off the stage.
01:27:36He couldn't walk off the stage.
01:27:37But yeah, you got to carry your own bag.
01:27:39I love it.
01:27:39Just a bunch of just two old guys yelling at each other about golf.
01:27:42That's I say, get him in singlets.
01:27:43Let him wrestle it out.
01:27:45Yeah.
01:27:45You know?
01:27:46Yeah.
01:27:46We're saying do Frisbee golf, but no one else is allowed out there.
01:27:49And they're just both like break their hips in the woods.
01:27:52They don't bother us anymore.
01:27:54Because it is crazy that the best we can do as a country is not the best we can do.
01:27:59No, it is.
01:28:00I'm not the best.
01:28:01No, I know.
01:28:01I'm saying it's not the best, but it's the current options, which is nuts to me.
01:28:06I just can't believe we can't have like a, you know, an election day.
01:28:12That's a national holiday.
01:28:14Yeah.
01:28:14Like it takes weeks to count all these votes.
01:28:19And that makes no sense to me.
01:28:20Make election day and the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday holidays.
01:28:24That's it.
01:28:24It should be a holiday for election day.
01:28:26You should run.
01:28:26We do it.
01:28:27And then be my vice president.
01:28:28I would.
01:28:29Yeah.
01:28:29On election day, there should also be football.
01:28:31Tuesday football.
01:28:32Oh, yeah.
01:28:33No.
01:28:33Yeah, there should.
01:28:34Yeah, there should.
01:28:35Something to distract us.
01:28:36Isn't that the old Romans?
01:28:37Right.
01:28:38Like bread and circus.
01:28:39Yeah.
01:28:39Bread and circus for sure.
01:28:41You just feed them with food.
01:28:42How often do you guys think about the Roman Empire?
01:28:44I almost never, actually.
01:28:46Only when somebody asked me that question.
01:28:47I think I think of World War Two a lot more.
01:28:49Yeah, that feels like it was.
01:28:51I understood the mean.
01:28:52How come?
01:28:53I don't know.
01:28:53I just.
01:28:54You like to drop in the bombs or.
01:28:55It's just the whole thing is just fascinating.
01:28:57Good versus evil.
01:28:58Yeah.
01:28:59It's like really the only war that was good versus evil.
01:29:02We were the good guys.
01:29:02We're the good guys in World War Two.
01:29:04Save the world.
01:29:04We're always good.
01:29:05Care to debate that?
01:29:06Team America, World Police.
01:29:08Yeah.
01:29:08I think we flexed our industrial might all over the place.
01:29:14We're building ships that we didn't even need.
01:29:17You read about that?
01:29:18Yeah.
01:29:18In Japan, we had an ice cream ship.
01:29:21I'm not joking.
01:29:22We had an ice cream ship.
01:29:23We had such a better production.
01:29:26We?
01:29:26Who the fuck we?
01:29:27Us.
01:29:28USA.
01:29:29Our industry was so far advanced.
01:29:31Japan was fighting with like old wooden ships.
01:29:33And we had an ice cream ship that just made ice cream and
01:29:36just gave it to all of our other ships.
01:29:38Nice.
01:29:38I love that.
01:29:39That's badass.
01:29:42It's great that we could talk about World War Two.
01:29:43I was in the war.
01:29:43Yeah.
01:29:44You know, difficult times in the war.
01:29:46You know.
01:29:46I served.
01:29:47Long days, long days, long nights.
01:29:49You know, what are you doing?
01:29:50You know, feeding ice cream.
01:29:52Yeah.
01:29:52We're just soft serve.
01:29:53I think about the JFK assassination way more than any of those other things.
01:29:56That one too.
01:29:57Yep.
01:29:57Yep.
01:29:58There's some weird shit that came out about that recently.
01:30:00You think so?
01:30:00Well, yeah.
01:30:01The Secret Service agent, he said he's the one that put that bullet on the gurney.
01:30:05Well, yeah, that's obvious.
01:30:06And he said that he found it in the back of the limo.
01:30:10Meaning it was like one of the deflection shots.
01:30:12It wasn't the magic bullet that they said that it was.
01:30:14What a great bullet that was.
01:30:15Yeah.
01:30:15Well, they said...
01:30:17It's like your passing in Dallas that was not real.
01:30:21That one on the sideline.
01:30:23Yeah.
01:30:23Kind of curved back.
01:30:24Yeah.
01:30:24Don't equate a fake magic bullet theory with me hitting a dime on the sidelines.
01:30:30It both happened in Dallas.
01:30:31Jared Cook, you mean?
01:30:32It was Jared Cook on the sideline.
01:30:34The one that was like, it was a magic bullet.
01:30:36You basically assassinated JFK.
01:30:39Where were you in November of 1963?
01:30:42Better ask the former head of the CIA where he was at.
01:30:46Yeah.
01:30:47George Bush.
01:30:47That's what I think about too.
01:30:48No.
01:30:50Before that.
01:30:52There's another?
01:30:53He was also served on the Warren Commission.
01:30:57He also has an airport named after him in Washington.
01:31:00Are you talking about Dulles?
01:31:02Yeah.
01:31:03Yeah.
01:31:03Dulles, bad guy, but also George Bush.
01:31:05Old George Bush.
01:31:06H.
01:31:07George H.W. Bush.
01:31:08He was director of the CIA.
01:31:10He didn't know.
01:31:11He couldn't remember where he was when Kennedy got shot.
01:31:12Yeah.
01:31:13Well, you go even back in that family, even farther back.
01:31:15Yeah.
01:31:16Some other stuff though.
01:31:16Yeah, there is.
01:31:17Prescott Bushes.
01:31:18I read 10 pages of a book about it.
01:31:20Hey, congrats.
01:31:21Yeah.
01:31:21I bought the book.
01:31:22It's about the Bushes.
01:31:23And I read 10 pages.
01:31:24This is the last time I saw you.
01:31:25You got lean.
01:31:26You're a big reader now.
01:31:27Yep.
01:31:27You're positive.
01:31:28Do you meditate?
01:31:30What do you meditate?
01:31:30Yeah.
01:31:30We're friends now.
01:31:32It's awesome.
01:31:34When we...
01:31:35Have you had sex with a woman?
01:31:37I have three kids.
01:31:38I have three kids.
01:31:39Do you really?
01:31:39Yes.
01:31:40Three children.
01:31:40So I've proofed three times.
01:31:42Do you remember their names?
01:31:43I remember all their names.
01:31:44I don't say their names.
01:31:45I'll tell you after.
01:31:46Yeah.
01:31:46I don't say...
01:31:47Because I think that this is real talk.
01:31:50I hate people who exploit their children online and...
01:31:55Like David Bakhtiari?
01:31:57Does he do that?
01:31:58I don't know.
01:31:59That was wild to just throw that out there if he doesn't do that.
01:32:02I think it's hard enough...
01:32:03I thought that's where he was going.
01:32:04Yeah.
01:32:05No, I think it's hard enough to be a kid in today's day and age that if you...
01:32:09You know, you're in high school and it's like,
01:32:11oh, my parents have been making videos of me my entire childhood and posting it.
01:32:15That is insane to me.
01:32:17Like, let a kid be a kid.
01:32:18So I protect their privacy a lot.
01:32:20But I'll tell you after.
01:32:21Okay, cool.
01:32:22Yeah.
01:32:22I might not care after.
01:32:23No, you probably won't.
01:32:24Well, here's a question for you.
01:32:27When we text, do you love the power that you have over me and hold over me?
01:32:31I do.
01:32:32Yeah.
01:32:32Because you just don't respond for months.
01:32:35And then you'll give me one response.
01:32:37And then I'll do a follow-up instantly.
01:32:40Because I'm like, I know he's looking at his phone right now.
01:32:42And then you'll go another four months.
01:32:44Yeah.
01:32:46It's just the way it goes sometimes, you know?
01:32:47Yeah.
01:32:48And I know.
01:32:48I'm sitting there like, he's fucking doing this.
01:32:50And he's fucking with me.
01:32:52And there's nothing I can do.
01:32:53Every now and then, I get a good chuckle.
01:32:55God damn it.
01:32:56God damn it.
01:32:57This motherfucker's looking at his phone right now.
01:32:59Yeah.
01:33:00Not going to text me.
01:33:00I even pulled out the trick with Bakhtiari.
01:33:04Yeah.
01:33:04Where I texted Bakhtiari and you, pretending that you weren't on the text chain.
01:33:08I thought that was going to get you.
01:33:09And it didn't.
01:33:10No.
01:33:10Yeah.
01:33:10He's an amateur.
01:33:13You should respond and then quickly delete it.
01:33:15Unsend the message.
01:33:16So he gets a notification that you sent him something.
01:33:18Can't you still see the deleted message, though?
01:33:20I don't know.
01:33:21You can edit a message.
01:33:22I know.
01:33:23I got that part.
01:33:24You could edit it instantly.
01:33:25Just figure that out.
01:33:26Yeah.
01:33:26Yeah.
01:33:27It's just blank.
01:33:28Comes in handy.
01:33:28Do you have any burner accounts?
01:33:30What is that?
01:33:31Burner accounts?
01:33:32You're a burner guy?
01:33:33Yeah.
01:33:34That was a yes.
01:33:35How many burner accounts do you have?
01:33:36That was a yes.
01:33:37I feel like you're heavy in the replies of Elon.
01:33:39Yeah.
01:33:40Yeah.
01:33:40I'm happy because I know some people who actually do have it.
01:33:43Tremendous gambit, sir.
01:33:44Elon, your Tesla's so sick.
01:33:46Yeah.
01:33:48No.
01:33:49Wasn't there some athletes who supposedly had...
01:33:52Kevin Durant.
01:33:53He bullied it.
01:33:54He got exposed for it.
01:33:57Really?
01:33:57But he...
01:33:58I kind of liked...
01:33:59He's somewhat cop to it.
01:34:00I don't really do any social media, honestly.
01:34:02It's super minimal.
01:34:04Posting stuff super rarely on Instagram.
01:34:07Only on Twitter if I have to put out a major fire.
01:34:10So where do you go for your info?
01:34:13Oh, good question.
01:34:13You just...
01:34:14Info Wars.
01:34:14Info Wars?
01:34:15Alex Jones?
01:34:17They're about to take that away from Alex.
01:34:19Yeah.
01:34:20I don't know.
01:34:21Twitter, I think it's...
01:34:22Yeah, you just read the comments on posts.
01:34:24That's where you get all your info.
01:34:25On what?
01:34:25Like you see a tweet and you just read all the people who are experts underneath.
01:34:31Oh, the day that that bridge in Baltimore went down,
01:34:33I learned so much about how it was a distraction from Puff Daddy.
01:34:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34:37They brought the bridge down because P did.
01:34:38He got his heart break.
01:34:40Yeah, of course.
01:34:40Makes total sense.
01:34:42Yeah, absolutely.
01:34:42It all starts coming together.
01:34:44Yeah.
01:34:45Memes, you got a question for Aaron?
01:34:47As many as you want.
01:34:49He defends you to hardcore.
01:34:53Against who?
01:34:54He thinks that the media has it out for you and the Jets.
01:34:58They definitely do.
01:34:59He thinks everyone's a Florio walking around.
01:35:01He ranked his Florio.
01:35:02What is it?
01:35:03Mike Florio's number one Florio.
01:35:05That's one of the questions.
01:35:06Diana Rossini's number two Florio and Matt Miller's number three Florio.
01:35:10I don't even know who that is.
01:35:12Well, he does.
01:35:12Memes does.
01:35:13He's in the weeds for you.
01:35:14Yeah, I was going to say,
01:35:15do you ever see any of the hater-ass media like Mike Florio?
01:35:21Good question, Memes.
01:35:22I don't.
01:35:23I don't.
01:35:24Now, I've gotten a couple of texts from Diana, but I've never responded.
01:35:29She's a great reporter, though.
01:35:30She is.
01:35:31She's a friend of ours.
01:35:32Really good reporter.
01:35:32Oh, really?
01:35:33Very, very strong reporting.
01:35:34Oh, yeah.
01:35:35OK.
01:35:35Decent reporting.
01:35:36Yeah.
01:35:38How are you feeling?
01:35:39How's the arm?
01:35:39How's the leg?
01:35:40You look strong.
01:35:40Yeah, leg is good.
01:35:41Blisters are gone.
01:35:43I feel great.
01:35:44Yeah.
01:35:44Running fast.
01:35:45Also, another question I think you guys say is, you look strong.
01:35:48Oh, thank you.
01:35:48You do look very strong.
01:35:49Thanks.
01:35:51It's just a beautiful man.
01:35:54Do you think the NFL scheduled the 49ers game on Monday Night Football on purpose?
01:35:57I hope so, because it's on grass.
01:36:00Yeah, but...
01:36:02I never say no to grass.
01:36:03But you...
01:36:06You versus the 49ers.
01:36:09It's not me versus the Jets versus the 49ers, bro.
01:36:11Come on.
01:36:12You versus the 49ers.
01:36:13You've got a 49ers problem.
01:36:15Why?
01:36:16You know why.
01:36:17You know exactly why.
01:36:18What do you mean?
01:36:19You beat them last time we played there.
01:36:20No, they own you.
01:36:21Last time we played there, we beat them.
01:36:22The 49ers own you.
01:36:24That's a fact.
01:36:25It's the 49ers.
01:36:26I've done the meme.
01:36:27It's me.
01:36:28What the fuck team are you on now?
01:36:29You're jumping ship back again.
01:36:31It's true, it's true, it's true.
01:36:33I strike it from the record.
01:36:34I strike it from the record.
01:36:35I strike it from the record.
01:36:36The 49ers used to own you.
01:36:37Sorry.
01:36:38Will a couple of mispractices have any effect on the season?
01:36:42Yeah.
01:36:43Big effect.
01:36:44I'm glad you said practices.
01:36:45Thank you.
01:36:46OTA practices.
01:36:48Yeah.
01:36:48But you were there for voluntary.
01:36:50It's fine.
01:36:50Yeah.
01:36:51Bunch of haters.
01:36:53This one was just, do you want to hang out?
01:36:54Yeah.
01:36:57All right.
01:36:58You win the Super Bowl, memes gets to ride up front with you.
01:37:01Yeah, memes gets the treatment.
01:37:02Yes.
01:37:03Okay, deal.
01:37:04Will we get to see you for more than five snaps this season?
01:37:08Yeah, I think so.
01:37:08Okay.
01:37:10Good question, memes.
01:37:11And that was it.
01:37:11Great one.
01:37:12Hey, thanks.
01:37:13Good job, man.
01:37:13Nice.
01:37:14Good job, memes.
01:37:15That was memes' first time.
01:37:18He's good with memes.
01:37:19Not a talker.
01:37:20He's a memes guy.
01:37:21He lives on the internet.
01:37:21Guy behind the guy.
01:37:22Yeah, right.
01:37:23Exactly.
01:37:23Is this, are we in phase me right now?
01:37:25I don't know what that means.
01:37:26You know what phase me is?
01:37:28Robert Salah?
01:37:29Oh, phase me.
01:37:30Yeah.
01:37:31Yeah, probably, I guess.
01:37:33You don't really know what phase me is, though.
01:37:35I don't know.
01:37:36Not really.
01:37:36You're doing it right now.
01:37:37Yeah.
01:37:38This is actually a great example of phase me.
01:37:40Yeah.
01:37:41How's your golf game?
01:37:42Are you going to win this thing this week?
01:37:44No.
01:37:45My game's not that good.
01:37:46What's your handicap?
01:37:48I don't, it doesn't matter.
01:37:48This is no handicaps out here.
01:37:50I know, but like, what are you usually golfing?
01:37:52I mean, I'll be in the 70s, probably.
01:37:55Okay.
01:37:56Yeah.
01:37:56That's pretty damn good.
01:37:57This course, I own this course.
01:37:58You own this course?
01:37:59It's like soldier field, you know?
01:38:01It feels like I drive it all the time.
01:38:02What are you doing now?
01:38:04We were, 49ers, own your ass.
01:38:06It was a little bit off.
01:38:07Yeah, all right, all right.
01:38:08Put our guns down.
01:38:09Let's put our guns down.
01:38:10Isn't it embarrassing?
01:38:10You got to go to another team to say,
01:38:12no embarrassment whatsoever.
01:38:13I made the meme with the little kid laying in bed
01:38:16and like the missiles coming,
01:38:18and it's the 49ers standing there,
01:38:19taking all the missiles and guarding me at night.
01:38:22Really?
01:38:23Yeah.
01:38:24That's a good meme.
01:38:26I have no problem.
01:38:26Is that the defensive end from last year from the Bills?
01:38:29He's on the Niners too, right?
01:38:30Is he really?
01:38:31Yeah, same guy.
01:38:33Who?
01:38:34Was it, who was it?
01:38:35Leonard Floyd?
01:38:36He's on the Niners.
01:38:37Bare for life.
01:38:37He's on the Niners.
01:38:38Yeah, he is bare for life.
01:38:40Monday Night Football.
01:38:42Starting the season out, same guy.
01:38:43I'm going to have to sweet talk him a little bit.
01:38:45Yeah.
01:38:45Pay him off?
01:38:45Just tell him.
01:38:48Let me get through play five.
01:38:49Yeah.
01:38:50Wait, what's the strength of your golf game?
01:38:52Short game.
01:38:53Yeah?
01:38:53Yeah, putting.
01:38:54Oh, putting?
01:38:55Yeah.
01:38:56Not like...
01:38:57Chipping's decent, but putting, yeah.
01:38:59How long are you?
01:39:01Long.
01:39:01Real long?
01:39:02Yeah.
01:39:02Okay, nice.
01:39:05I mean, I saw your tee shot wasn't that great.
01:39:07Okay, which one?
01:39:08The one that went way far off to the right.
01:39:10What hole?
01:39:10Like your politics.
01:39:12It was 10, yeah.
01:39:16It did go far right.
01:39:17I love when people try and cancel me.
01:39:19When I played golf with Obama, I was like the leftist,
01:39:21so the right tried to cancel me.
01:39:23Just put you in a box.
01:39:24Then I was on Team Kennedy, so everybody tried to cancel me politically.
01:39:29And then I didn't shake Trump's hand, so the right tried to gafter me again.
01:39:32Yeah.
01:39:32You're your own man.
01:39:33I realized I actually had shaken his hand.
01:39:35Yeah, and then they reversed course.
01:39:37They tried to reverse course a little bit.
01:39:38People are unfair to Aaron Rodgers.
01:39:40I've always been consistent with you.
01:39:40Oh, I don't care about that.
01:39:42Politics, I've said from the beginning, is an absolute sham.
01:39:44Yeah.
01:39:44And if we've seen anything, whether it's you talking about what they did to Bernie Sanders
01:39:48in 2016 that we saw in the Podesta emails or the fact that nothing really ever changes.
01:39:54Nothing changes.
01:39:54All they do is just talk about what they're going to do and then nothing.
01:39:57Life doesn't actually get better for any of us, whether it's a Republican or Democrat,
01:40:00and we're still just doing the same fucking two party system and not letting Bobby get in or
01:40:04anybody else.
01:40:05Yeah.
01:40:05PFT and I always said, if you want to be president, you should be disqualified.
01:40:10I like that.
01:40:11You're just basically an egomaniac.
01:40:13You have to be a psycho to want to be president.
01:40:15Right.
01:40:15And to actually like follow through on that.
01:40:15But just some common sense politics, some common sense, like let's not let anybody over 75.
01:40:23I mean, the Packers have a rule.
01:40:25Yeah.
01:40:2570, you got to retire.
01:40:26Yeah.
01:40:27Right?
01:40:28Yeah.
01:40:28You're going to the Board of Emeritus, but 70, you got to retire.
01:40:31Yeah.
01:40:31That seems to make pretty good sense.
01:40:32You know what they used to do in ancient Greece was they had this thing called sortition.
01:40:36Where they chopped their nuts off?
01:40:37No, they probably did that back then too.
01:40:39But it was more along the lines of like a lottery to see who was going to be the mayor
01:40:43or the governor.
01:40:44And so it could be anybody.
01:40:45Like they just randomly gave to somebody, which is kind of terrifying because there's-
01:40:49Terrifying in today's world.
01:40:50A lot of weirdos out there.
01:40:51But at the same time, it made them really focus on their education system.
01:40:55Because like any of these psychos could end up being president.
01:40:58How about term limits?
01:40:59Yeah.
01:40:59Yeah.
01:40:59How about you can't insider trade?
01:41:01I love that Dave's jumped on board with that.
01:41:03Yeah, those apps that track.
01:41:04Like you can track Nancy Pelosi's.
01:41:05Yeah.
01:41:06She's a hell of a stock trader.
01:41:07It's crazy.
01:41:07I don't know what Davey's doing.
01:41:09I don't know what Davey Day Trader's doing.
01:41:10He should be fucking following the old Nancy.
01:41:12Yeah.
01:41:13Nancy's got it down.
01:41:14It's embarrassing though.
01:41:15It's embarrassing for our country.
01:41:16And it's also embarrassing.
01:41:17Like I know we're getting deep into it, but it's embarrassing that people can't-
01:41:21There's no one who can just have like the common sense approach that like don't-
01:41:24Not everything has to be one or the other.
01:41:26There's a lot of middle that no one ever-
01:41:28But the problem is the loudest people is the 10%.
01:41:31Right.
01:41:32And there's-
01:41:325% on both sides.
01:41:33Yeah.
01:41:33Most of the country, you travel around the country.
01:41:35You guys do all the time.
01:41:35Regular guys.
01:41:36Fucking great people, right?
01:41:38You just want to kind of be left alone.
01:41:39They want their freedoms.
01:41:40They don't want to be told what to do with their bodies.
01:41:42They don't want to be fucking taxed at a crazy percentage.
01:41:46And they're not looking for a bunch of handouts.
01:41:47They just want to be happy.
01:41:48Want to be kind of-
01:41:49Yeah.
01:41:49Happy and left alone for the most part.
01:41:50Yeah.
01:41:51I think staying out of politics is probably a good choice just because you have to answer
01:41:54for everything.
01:41:55It's like when that article came out about Bobby where it's like he's got a barbecued
01:41:59dog behind him, there would have been people like asking you like, do you support eating
01:42:02dogs?
01:42:03You'd have to say, I do not support eating dogs.
01:42:04And they'd be like, why are you even addressing this?
01:42:06They're scared of people they can't control.
01:42:08True.
01:42:09That is a fact.
01:42:10That is a confirmed fact.
01:42:11The media in general is scared of people they can't control.
01:42:13Yeah.
01:42:14Which you're kind of-
01:42:15That's why, you know, to talk about your company, you know, like that's why those
01:42:20bullshit articles would come out when their earnings-
01:42:24Earnings.
01:42:24Every time.
01:42:25Yeah.
01:42:25Every single time.
01:42:26Why?
01:42:26Because Dave and you guys built this brand that can't be controlled.
01:42:30Right.
01:42:30That we don't have-
01:42:31And then you try and get after them.
01:42:33They don't have, you know, the women part.
01:42:35And oh, no, no, we have a woman CEO.
01:42:37This thing or that thing.
01:42:38It's just like people that they can't truly control are dangerous people.
01:42:43They've hopped on every single like angle to try to take us down throughout the years.
01:42:49It's literally just gone from like one thing to the next.
01:42:52And it's just like, all right, we're still here.
01:42:54It's so, it's, I would say the majority of them too are so unethical.
01:42:58Yeah.
01:42:58Oh yeah.
01:42:58Like the practices now is just, it's a fucking joke.
01:43:02Yeah.
01:43:02And that's politics.
01:43:03There's bias in all of it.
01:43:04Right.
01:43:04Which is, should be, journals should be unbiased.
01:43:06And then to get back to the core of what the hell's going on right now, we have a guy who's
01:43:10been, you know, whether rightly or wrongly, a kangaroo court or whatever, been indicted
01:43:15on felonies and a guy who's shitting his pants.
01:43:19It's pretty good.
01:43:20And then we got Bobby who doesn't give a chance to even be in the debates.
01:43:24Yeah.
01:43:24And if you know the insights about how ridiculous it is for a third-party
01:43:27candidate to get on the ballots-
01:43:28Oh yeah.
01:43:29In 50 states, it's a fucking sham.
01:43:31Yeah.
01:43:31Like it's certain colors in some states.
01:43:34People, you got to submit it to another state.
01:43:36There's a certain amount of votes in certain states.
01:43:37It's a fucking joke.
01:43:38I feel like it used to be easier back in the day.
01:43:40Ross Perot was always running.
01:43:41Yeah.
01:43:41No, he was a real, he was on the debate stage.
01:43:43Yeah.
01:43:43When we were kids.
01:43:44Yeah.
01:43:45No, it's crazy.
01:43:46It's crazy.
01:43:47So football.
01:43:48Yeah.
01:43:49Who do you like this year?
01:43:50I like us.
01:43:51The Jets?
01:43:52Yeah.
01:43:52And who?
01:43:53You got to play somebody in the Superbowl.
01:43:55Bears.
01:43:56Not the Bears.
01:43:57Yeah, because that would ruin you.
01:43:59Why?
01:44:00Oh, that would.
01:44:00That'd be a great way to go out, wouldn't it be?
01:44:02I actually don't know if I'd be able to handle that game.
01:44:05Because there would just be so much at stake.
01:44:06That would ruin you.
01:44:08It would ruin me.
01:44:08Yeah.
01:44:10That would ruin me.
01:44:11I would be surprised if the Bears were there.
01:44:13That's not a disrespectful thing to say, but like.
01:44:16I would too.
01:44:17I would be surprised as well.
01:44:18The NFC is tough.
01:44:19And you have a rookie quarterback.
01:44:20Yeah.
01:44:20I think he could do it.
01:44:21Yeah.
01:44:21I think they surround him with a lot of really good pieces.
01:44:23Yeah.
01:44:24But I think in their division, on paper, can you not say that they're not,
01:44:31you can't say they're better than third on paper in the division.
01:44:35I think I would say that objectively.
01:44:36I can.
01:44:37I can say whatever I want.
01:44:39Yeah.
01:44:39Objectively.
01:44:40Do you think that they're better on paper than Detroit and Green Bay?
01:44:44I think they're better than Green Bay.
01:44:45Paper?
01:44:45Really?
01:44:46On paper.
01:44:47Paper?
01:44:47We're talking about on paper.
01:44:48We're talking about paper.
01:44:49I don't know what paper you're using in Chicago.
01:44:51We're talking about paper.
01:44:52Zigzag.
01:44:53Tainted by that.
01:44:54No, I'd agree with you.
01:44:56How much time do we have?
01:44:57We're done in a second.
01:44:58We're unproven.
01:44:58We're unproven.
01:45:00I love that Ryan Poles, it feels like they've built the team.
01:45:02You're a big Ryan Poles fan.
01:45:04Huge Ryan Poles fan.
01:45:04Even though he shined you.
01:45:07You guys were doing a, let's FaceTime the person on the phone you want to FaceTime and
01:45:11see who picks up, and I fucking picked up.
01:45:12Back to RE, I was like, yeah.
01:45:14I was like, let's FaceTime Rogers because we're going to be in Tahoe.
01:45:17Try to get him on.
01:45:18He's like, no problem.
01:45:18He's like, but you have to FaceTime Poles and just say that you're with me.
01:45:23He didn't want a job with the Bears, but I was like, I want to watch you try to get me
01:45:27on the Bears and Poles didn't pick up.
01:45:30So yeah, that sucked.
01:45:31He kind of did what you do to me.
01:45:32All right, last question, because I know you got to go.
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01:45:46Aaron Rogers.
01:45:46That was good.
01:45:47That was nice.
01:45:48Thank you.
01:45:48You've done that before.
01:45:49I've been doing this a while.
01:45:5141 years old.
01:45:5240.
01:45:54Guy told me I looked 32 yesterday.
01:45:55I don't know what he was smoking, but I liked it.
01:45:57That's awesome.
01:45:58Then did he say, can I have your autograph?
01:46:00No, he didn't.
01:46:00Oh, okay.
01:46:01That's awesome that you just remembered that.
01:46:02And you just brought it up.
01:46:02I've been in the league 20 years.
01:46:04Yeah.
01:46:06You're a quarterback when you're 12.
01:46:07Which is also the funny part when people are like, did you play against Steve Young and John Elway?
01:46:14I was in high school when they retired.
01:46:17All right, but speaking of that, how many more years?
01:46:19I don't know.
01:46:20I'm not sure.
01:46:21This one for sure.
01:46:22This one for sure.
01:46:23I wanted to do two good ones and to give us a chance to retire a jet, win two Super Bowls.
01:46:28Yeah, that'd be great.
01:46:29And then do the Kyle Orton.
01:46:31Yeah.
01:46:31Just walk off.
01:46:32Is that how you retire?
01:46:33Legend, of course.
01:46:33Just take a sip of psychedelic tea and just disappear in the locker room.
01:46:37Oh, I like that.
01:46:38Just fade away.
01:46:38It's all an illusion.
01:46:39Rainbow body.
01:46:40Yeah.
01:46:41Was Aaron Rodgers ever real?
01:46:42Yeah.
01:46:43I'll be happy to say no.
01:46:44This is a simulation.
01:46:45So what are we talking about?
01:46:47No, you're right.
01:46:47You're right about that.
01:46:48I think it actually is a simulation.
01:46:50Yeah.
01:46:50It's got to be, right?
01:46:51I don't know.
01:46:51Mathematically?
01:46:52Think about it.
01:46:53Mathematically, what time of math?
01:46:55Terrence Howard math or?
01:46:56Terrence Howard math.
01:46:57One times one is two.
01:46:59Do you know math?
01:47:00Yeah.
01:47:00Is it weird that you went to Cal?
01:47:02Yeah.
01:47:03That is weird.
01:47:04Yeah.
01:47:04What's eight times five?
01:47:05I don't know.
01:47:06Do you know calculus?
01:47:07Not really.
01:47:08I wasn't good at calculus.
01:47:09Never been in the same room.
01:47:10Algebra, geometry.
01:47:11Yeah.
01:47:12Fantastic.
01:47:13Me and calculus never met.
01:47:14I don't even.
01:47:15I don't even.
01:47:15If you show me.
01:47:16Who were using calculus today?
01:47:18Show of hands.
01:47:18Nobody.
01:47:18They've got calculus.
01:47:19Wow.
01:47:19This is not exactly the greatest.
01:47:21It's a swath of the population.
01:47:24We are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to that shit.
01:47:26But still, none of us.
01:47:27Yeah.
01:47:27None of us.
01:47:28That's true.
01:47:29Yeah.
01:47:29You get that.
01:47:30They have machines that can do that.
01:47:31You got calculators.
01:47:32Your computers.
01:47:33Yeah.
01:47:33Yeah.
01:47:34Exactly.
01:47:34What are we doing?
01:47:35What happens when AI takes over, though?
01:47:37Bad.
01:47:37Yeah.
01:47:38I actually think we're probably the only ones that are safe.
01:47:41You probably are fucked.
01:47:42How come?
01:47:44I don't know if AI is going to be able.
01:47:45Taking the strong ones out to start?
01:47:46No, they're just going to be.
01:47:48Yeah, that might be true.
01:47:50Can AI do a podcast?
01:47:52No, I don't think so.
01:47:52I don't think so.
01:47:53Can AI play quarterback?
01:47:54Yes.
01:47:55Yeah?
01:47:56Probably.
01:47:56Can AI drink ayahuasca?
01:47:59Good point.
01:47:59You could probably code ayahuasca somehow.
01:48:02The virus.
01:48:03So we're all safe.
01:48:04Yeah, we're good.
01:48:04These guys are all fucked.
01:48:05Yeah, no chance.
01:48:06They're editing and everything.
01:48:07That's all AI.
01:48:08The thing about us, I feel like we're too dumb to have AI take our job.
01:48:11Like, you can't train AI to be this stupid.
01:48:13Right.
01:48:14It would break.
01:48:15Yeah.
01:48:15Right.
01:48:16I don't know about that.
01:48:17How do you say to AI, like, intentionally fuck up facts all the time?
01:48:22Just, like, program it with, like, I don't know, the current state of our politics?
01:48:26Intelligence level?
01:48:27Okay.
01:48:28Okay.
01:48:29Yeah, or just use our brains.
01:48:30Maybe we're the model for the dumb AI.
01:48:32Are you smarter than Joe Biden or not?
01:48:34I would say yes at this point.
01:48:35Really?
01:48:36Yeah, I would say so, probably.
01:48:38Probably, yeah.
01:48:39I haven't shit my pants in, I think it's been a year and a half.
01:48:42It's been about six months for me.
01:48:43That's good.
01:48:44Which is pretty good.
01:48:44That's good, yeah.
01:48:45I'm definitely not smarter than Hunter.
01:48:47That guy rocks.
01:48:48I don't sniff any hair.
01:48:49He's figured a lot of stuff out.
01:48:50Yeah.
01:48:52How to make money painting.
01:48:53Yeah.
01:48:54I would like to party with Hunter, I think, for one night.
01:48:57Maybe six hours.
01:48:58Six hours with Hunter.
01:48:59Yeah, I gotta go home.
01:49:00Yeah, get out of his life.
01:49:00There's some gerbils in there or something.
01:49:05Aaron, it's been awesome.
01:49:06Hey, thanks, guys.
01:49:06Appreciate it.
01:49:07I'm a big fan of yours.
01:49:08Yeah, well, you said 10.
01:49:09It's been about an hour.
01:49:12You're gonna cut this, right?
01:49:13We're gonna cut it?
01:49:14Yeah.
01:49:14Yeah.
01:49:15Hey, thanks, guys.
01:49:16It's good to see you.
01:49:17We're friends.
01:49:18I'm at least a man of my word.
01:49:19You are.
01:49:20It took a lot to get the word out, but yes.
01:49:22That I would do this.
01:49:23That's a fact.
01:49:24You are a man of your word.
01:49:25So I'll turn over a new leaf.
01:49:26You put me through hell to get it, but you're a man of your word.
01:49:30And look at us now.
01:49:30Yeah, and I'm rooting for you.
01:49:33What?
01:49:34Look at us.
01:49:34Who would have ever thought?
01:49:35Who would have ever thought that we would be friends?
01:49:37Yeah, this is our second time we've done this.
01:49:39Yeah.
01:49:40On the third date, you guys gotta go all the way.
01:49:43Interesting.
01:49:44Okay, yeah.
01:49:45That's just doing ayahuasca.
01:49:46Okay.
01:49:46All right.
01:49:47Throwback to Bob in the studio.
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01:51:12Before we do these quotes, so Memes made a mistake.
01:51:16Oh, no.
01:51:16In the Aaron Rodgers interview.
01:51:17Oh, no.
01:51:19And I didn't realize it in real time.
01:51:21Otherwise, it would have helped him.
01:51:22Yeah.
01:51:22I thought it was just a very awkward question that he asked.
01:51:25He asked Aaron Rodgers if he would play more than four plays this year,
01:51:29if he would play five plays this year.
01:51:32It kind of was weird.
01:51:34We all were like, what's going on here?
01:51:36Memes forgot to say the part where, will you play five plays this year?
01:51:40Because if you don't, I'm going to have to strap a bomb to my chest and go bomb NFL headquarters.
01:51:45Yeah.
01:51:45Memes famously made that promise a couple months ago.
01:51:48And that was the context for the question.
01:51:49Yeah, so you forgot that.
01:51:50Because it sounded like you were being a Dick Jets fan.
01:51:54But in reality, you were just trying to save your own life.
01:51:57Yeah, I was just mainly just trying to ask questions if he's going to play,
01:52:01because all I know is five snaps.
01:52:02But I should have referenced the bomb.
01:52:04Yeah, the bomb would have been good there.
01:52:06But it's a good interview.
01:52:08You did good, Memes.
01:52:09Yeah, all questions but the one awkward one.
01:52:11Yeah, but you did a good job.
01:52:13I was proud of you.
01:52:14That was your first time asking questions in an interview, right?
01:52:17Yeah, first time ever.
01:52:18Wow.
01:52:19And I asked one question with a quarterback.
01:52:23Just everybody's hand size.
01:52:24Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:52:26Okay, you want to read these quotes?
01:52:28They're great, PFT.
01:52:29Let's hear them.
01:52:30Do you see them?
01:52:30I did not see them.
01:52:31Oh, I love it.
01:52:31So we'll get your honest reaction.
01:52:33Okay, okay.
01:52:35Go ahead, Hank.
01:52:36You go first.
01:52:37Yeah, I woke up to this one on Saturday.
01:52:39And I was like, this is just fake.
01:52:40Like I scrolled by a Buttcrack Sports tweet.
01:52:44It said, this is from Legion Hoops via the New York Times.
01:52:48Joel Wembede on if he has any doubts Team USA will win the gold medal.
01:52:52You look at the talent that the US has, but there's equal talent on other teams.
01:52:55And the talent that's on the US team, you also got to understand most of these guys are older.
01:53:00The LeBron now is not the LeBron that was a couple of years ago.
01:53:04So it's a big difference.
01:53:05Everybody would also tell you, and you can see for yourself,
01:53:09the athletic LeBron dominant that he was a couple of years ago is not the same that he is now.
01:53:14I think people get fooled by the names on paper,
01:53:17but those names have built throughout their career.
01:53:19And now they're older.
01:53:21They not what they used to be.
01:53:22Okay, those are his teammates.
01:53:24Yeah, there's teammates.
01:53:25And a very accomplished teammate who's been to has the brown.
01:53:29Oh, so now we're LeBron stands on this show.
01:53:31No, I just I was gonna ask a question.
01:53:34I was gonna ask a question.
01:53:35Hank, has LeBron ever been to a conference finals?
01:53:39A lot.
01:53:39A lot of them.
01:53:40I think a lot.
01:53:41A lot.
01:53:41So it's like all of them, basically.
01:53:43Yeah.
01:53:43Maybe Joel and beat is just he's shocked because he's never been on a team with this much talent
01:53:47before.
01:53:48Yeah.
01:53:50No, I think he's saying this team sucks.
01:53:53It's interesting.
01:53:54Interesting on such a good team.
01:53:55He's like, we're not that good.
01:53:58Yeah.
01:53:59Interesting move for a new American.
01:54:02Yeah.
01:54:02Max, if you're in that locker room and you see your teammates said about you and your
01:54:06team leader, what would you?
01:54:07Well, that was a quote taken out of context.
01:54:10You didn't watch the full thing.
01:54:11What was the context?
01:54:12I don't know.
01:54:16I did read the article that he had in New York Times.
01:54:18It did make sense.
01:54:20He said that Cameroon is home.
01:54:23And if Cameroon had made it to the Olympics, he would have been on team Cameroon.
01:54:27He was deciding between France and US.
01:54:30France put a time limit on him.
01:54:32US was like, hey, let us know.
01:54:34And he was like, I'm picking US.
01:54:37So he did make that clear.
01:54:39So it wasn't like he was very clear about that.
01:54:41But he also said in this one, essentially, without freak injuries, he'd be in the goat
01:54:48conversation.
01:54:51Anthony Edwards says shit like that all the time.
01:54:52And you're like, oh, Anthony Edwards is so great.
01:54:55I don't think he's ever said that.
01:54:56If Anthony Edwards said that 10 years into his career without getting to a conference
01:55:00final, I'd probably be like, that's crazy.
01:55:02Also, I don't think Anthony Edwards has ever had the type of injuries that Joel Embiid
01:55:06has had.
01:55:06Yeah.
01:55:07But you do see the difference.
01:55:08You're backing up Joel Embiid's point.
01:55:09No, no, no.
01:55:10I know I'm saying Anthony Edwards would never say that because he hasn't had those
01:55:13injuries.
01:55:13Yeah, he wouldn't say freak injuries.
01:55:15You understand that if Anthony Edwards in 10 years time, if he hasn't won anything
01:55:21and he was like, I'm the goat.
01:55:24Don't you want guys?
01:55:25You want your guys to have confidence.
01:55:26You every.
01:55:27Yeah, I guess.
01:55:28But he doesn't have a team.
01:55:30You should think that your best players.
01:55:32He doesn't, though, because he's talking.
01:55:33You can get hurt.
01:55:34And he's talking about LeBron.
01:55:35He doesn't have confidence in his team.
01:55:38This isn't.
01:55:39This isn't.
01:55:42You guys, this is such bullshit, because all you guys ever do is just shit on LeBron,
01:55:46shit on LeBron.
01:55:47He's a piece of shit.
01:55:48And then the one time that it comes against me, you're like, oh, LeBron, he's the fucking
01:55:55best.
01:55:55I can't believe anyone would ever say this about LeBron.
01:55:57You might be right.
01:55:58I don't even think about LeBron.
01:56:00Like, it's not a personal thing.
01:56:01It could have been any teammate.
01:56:02It could be anyone on this team.
01:56:04Well, he did say, and the other guys on the team have built their reputations off what
01:56:07they have been.
01:56:07Now, you might be right.
01:56:09He said his teammates are not what they used to be.
01:56:11Let me try something different than Max from this article.
01:56:14OK, we're just hopping around.
01:56:15I think Joel Embiid just needs to.
01:56:17My motto is never tell anyone outside the family where you're thinking again.
01:56:20Yeah, keep it in the family.
01:56:21Let me let me let me ask you this one.
01:56:24Um, he said, quote, the best cheese steak is Subway cheesesteak.
01:56:33Trowell Embiid is a big Jared fan.
01:56:35That's a great troll.
01:56:37He said, I don't eat cheesesteaks.
01:56:38And the reporter said, you don't eat cheesesteaks.
01:56:40He said, no, you want to know the real answer?
01:56:42The best cheesesteak is Subway cheesesteak.
01:56:45It's good troll.
01:56:46It's a great troll.
01:56:47Could you imagine Bryce Harper saying something like that, Max?
01:56:50Yeah, I mean, Embiid's a funny guy.
01:56:53I actually did come come out of this interview, uh, liking him more because he was, you know,
01:56:58he's been through a lot and it was like it was good interview.
01:57:01I want to make one thing clear.
01:57:03I have nothing against Joel Embiid.
01:57:04I like I think he's a funny guy.
01:57:06Actually, you just have something against me.
01:57:07No, I did.
01:57:08I love how mad he makes you.
01:57:11There's certain people out there and certain things are just I only see them through the
01:57:14lens now of being pressure points on Max's body where I can press the Joel Embiid button
01:57:19and get Max worked up about it.
01:57:22I can press the second place button, get you worked up about it.
01:57:24There's a lot of things.
01:57:26So I appreciate him for that, but I do think he's a good guy.
01:57:28Yeah.
01:57:29And I think he's, he's funny and he's intentionally troll.
01:57:31Sometimes I respect that.
01:57:33Like I could see him posting a black and white steak photo and being like perfect steak.
01:57:38I like this guy.
01:57:38It does sound like he likes Subway cheesesteak.
01:57:40So he might.
01:57:41Yeah.
01:57:42Um, yeah, I, I liked the interview.
01:57:45It was good interview.
01:57:46He's been balling.
01:57:49Not really, but that's fine.
01:57:50It's preseason.
01:57:51Well, it's, I mean, it's, he will ball.
01:57:54It's preseason.
01:57:55He's calling out.
01:57:55It's also such bullshit that they, this is a personal thing.
01:58:00What?
01:58:01Why are they playing four hours away from Paris?
01:58:03It's Paris Olympics.
01:58:04Oh, cause you want to go.
01:58:05I wanted to go to the game.
01:58:07I wanted to go to the games four hours away.
01:58:09Have you ever seen how the Olympics work though?
01:58:10Take a train.
01:58:11Oh man.
01:58:12I'll, I'll pay for you to go.
01:58:14I can't go.
01:58:16I'll pay for you to go.
01:58:16Cause imagine if Max got to see Joe and be getting a freak injury in fucking France.
01:58:21Where are they playing?
01:58:23I don't know.
01:58:23If you saw, that would be the most max thing ever.
01:58:26If he, if he was out for the year with, Max is watching him in France.
01:58:35You just have to, you wouldn't be able to come back.
01:58:37You'd have to stay there.
01:58:39Yeah.
01:58:39I would choose to stay there.
01:58:42Yeah.
01:58:42You'd look good in a beret.
01:58:44Oh, we should get some.
01:58:45Can we get a couple max, you know, baguettes?
01:58:49I'll tell you what the baguettes in France.
01:58:51I can't wait.
01:58:52They are so much better than the shit we eat here.
01:58:56It's insane.
01:58:57You just become, I remember I went to France for like 10 days.
01:59:02It just became like two o'clock would hit like time to eat an entire baguette.
01:59:06I just want to eat bread and cheese.
01:59:07Oh yeah.
01:59:07Like I don't want to go to any nice rest.
01:59:09I'm going to the water.
01:59:10The only thing I just want bread and cheese.
01:59:13Something in the water,
01:59:14bread, cheese, the wine is good.
01:59:16Oh, by the way, the one last thing about the Rogers interview.
01:59:19I know we got into the JFK conversation.
01:59:21I wish I had seen the fact that his driver was the one who shot him before that,
01:59:25before we interviewed Rogers.
01:59:27And obviously we taped that before the Trump assassination thing and Joe Biden dropping.
01:59:32Yeah.
01:59:32Obviously.
01:59:33Did you see the video of the driver shooting?
01:59:37Did we watch it on?
01:59:38Yeah, but you saw it.
01:59:39You've been converted.
01:59:41I mean, that's just not a real video, but.
01:59:43I don't want to talk to you anymore, then.
01:59:46All right.
01:59:46Numbers.
01:59:47Twenty three.
01:59:48Twelve.
01:59:48Eight.
01:59:49Forty two.
01:59:50Fifty six.
01:59:51Hank, I'm starting to get that thing where people just DM me strategies of how to get the number.
01:59:55And like, it's so fucking annoying because there's no strategy.
02:00:00It's a random number generator.
02:00:02But there's no way you're actually going to know.
02:00:03Although they're actually thinking about it.
02:00:05There is a strategy.
02:00:05You can just pick the right number, which all of us pretty much in this room have gone.
02:00:09Basically.
02:00:11Basically.
02:00:12Ninety nine.
02:00:13Twenty one.
02:00:15This feels like a ninety nine day.
02:00:18Thirty five.
02:00:20Thirty five.
02:00:21C-Max, you should have picked thirty five.
02:00:23That's an easy strategy.
02:00:25Try the one through a hundred thing.
02:00:27Love you guys.
02:00:39Love you.