• 5 months ago
Check out the Bad Monkey trailer for the 10-episode series starring and executive produced by Vince Vaughn and hailing from executive producer Bill Lawrence.

Based on Carl Hiaasen’s New York Times bestselling novel and enduring cult favorite, Bad Monkey tells the story of Andrew Yancy (Vaughn), who has been bounced from the Miami Police Department and is now a health inspector in the Keys. But after stumbling upon a case that begins with a human arm fished up by tourists, he realizes that if he can prove murder, he’ll be back in. He just needs to get past a trove of Floridian oddballs and one bad monkey.

The first two episodes of Bad Monkey will be available to stream on Apple TV+ on August 14, 2024.
Transcript
00:01I'm suspended.
00:02I'm technically not even a detective anymore.
00:04They said I was consistently reckless,
00:06inappropriate, and glib.
00:08Why can't you just hide me on a desk in here or something?
00:10I wouldn't even be doing any real work.
00:11I'd just be checking the websites I like.
00:15You want your job back.
00:16I've got something that the sheriff
00:18wants you to drive to Miami.
00:20The arm? That's all they found?
00:21Nah, man. The head's in the passenger seat.
00:23If you're too grouchy to answer the question,
00:25just say I'm too grouchy to answer the question.
00:26You don't have to hit me with the head in the passenger seat.
00:28The widow, Ann Stripling,
00:31reported her husband missing.
00:33She needs the arm to bury him.
00:34When did you learn Nick was missing?
00:36I was in Paris.
00:37It was a birthday present from him.
00:39So were these.
00:40Fancy.
00:41They were like 10 grand.
00:42Why are we whispering?
00:43I don't know.
00:44What if this wasn't an accident?
00:46I'm telling you, she was trying very hard to cry.
00:48What are you doing? You're not a cop.
00:50Leave it alone.
00:52I can't get involved in this.
00:54You're the one that got me involved.
00:55Oh, you want to stop being polite and start getting real?
00:58In my defense, I thought you were too young to know that.
01:00Inspector Yancey, I have a few questions.
01:03What time is it?
01:04Just past bathrobe time, so you're still good.
01:06Okay.
01:07I want a lot of immunity.
01:08Well, how about just a normal amount of immunity?
01:10No, it's got to be a lot, a lot.
01:14I have an ungod authority that Eve is in the Bahamas to grieve.
01:17I really need to find her.
01:18Go talk to the Dragon Queen.
01:23None of this is going to go the way you want it to.
01:27I don't want that.
01:30So who's this guy?
01:31He's a little older, talks way too much.
01:33This guy is as dirty as a sock on the highway.
01:35That's not a real expression.
01:36None of them are real expressions until someone says them, okay?
01:39So I'm a groundbreaker.
01:40And his ex-girlfriend is a criminal.
01:42I like her for you.
01:45My gut is telling me that there's somebody who's keeping an eye on me
01:48because of what I know, but I really don't know what I know.
01:53You had a concussion.
01:54I'm fine.
01:55Please tell me you didn't drive here.
01:56I don't think I did.
01:59I have a plan.
02:00No, you don't.
02:01I'm going to make a plan the second you leave.
02:05Your magic ain't working.
02:06All kinds of bad people getting in the water now.
02:12What did you do?
02:13I'm in a bit of a jam here.
02:14Dude, you're a murder suspect.
02:16Maybe it's even a pickle.
02:17On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I?
02:20A million.
02:21You couldn't just say ten?
02:22You don't think I'd understand that ten is bad?
02:24Your place is a rat trap.
02:25Why don't you get a cat?
02:26I have one right here.
02:27You have to buy a tiger.
02:28You can't get tigers in Florida, idiot.
02:30There was a documentary about it, dumbass.