Bad Monkey Season 1 Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Welcome to the shady side of paradise where Vince Vaughn has a long list of unusual suspects... Based on Carl Hiaasen's New York Times bestselling novel and enduring cult favorite, BAD MONKEY tells the story of Andrew Yancy (Vince Vaughn), who has been bounced from the Miami Police Department and is now a health inspector in the Keys. But after stumbling upon a case that begins with a human arm fished up by tourists, he realizes that if he can prove murder, he’ll be back in. He just needs to get past a trove of Floridian oddballs and one bad monkey.
directed by Marcos Siega (pilot episode)
starring Vince Vaughn, L. Scott Caldwell, Rob Delaney, Meredith Hagner, Natalie Martinez, Alex Moffat, Michelle Monaghan, Ronald Peet, Jodie Turner-Smith with special guest stars John Ortiz, Zach Braff, Ashley Nicole Black, Scott Glenn and Charlotte Lawrence
release date August 12, 2024 (on Apple TV Plus)
directed by Marcos Siega (pilot episode)
starring Vince Vaughn, L. Scott Caldwell, Rob Delaney, Meredith Hagner, Natalie Martinez, Alex Moffat, Michelle Monaghan, Ronald Peet, Jodie Turner-Smith with special guest stars John Ortiz, Zach Braff, Ashley Nicole Black, Scott Glenn and Charlotte Lawrence
release date August 12, 2024 (on Apple TV Plus)
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00:00On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I?
00:03A million.
00:04You don't think I'd understand a ten as bad?
00:08I'm suspended.
00:08I'm technically not even a detective anymore.
00:11They said I was consistently reckless, inappropriate, and glib.
00:14Why can't you just hide me on the desk in here or something?
00:16I wouldn't even be doing any real work.
00:18I'd just be checking the websites I like.
00:22You want your job back.
00:23I've got something that the sheriff wants you to drive to Miami.
00:26The arm? That's all they found?
00:28Nah, man, the head's in the passenger seat.
00:30If you're too grouchy to answer the question,
00:31just say I'm too grouchy to answer the question.
00:33You have to hit me with the head of the passenger seat.
00:36The widow, Aimee Stripling, reported her husband missing.
00:39She needs the arm to bury him.
00:41When did you learn Nick was missing?
00:42I was in Paris.
00:43It was a birthday present from him.
00:45So were these.
00:46Fancy.
00:46They were like ten grand.
00:48Why are we whispering?
00:49I don't know.
00:50What if this wasn't an accident?
00:52I'm telling you, she was trying very hard to cry.
00:55What are you doing?
00:55You're not a cop.
00:56Leave it alone.
00:59I can't get involved in this.
01:00You're the one that got me involved.
01:01You want to stop being polite and start getting real?
01:03Is that the intro to The Real World?
01:04In my defense, I thought you were too young to know that.
01:07Inspector Yancey, I have a few questions.
01:09What time is it?
01:10Just past bathrobe time, so you're still good.
01:12Okay.
01:13I want a lot of immunity.
01:15How about just a normal amount of immunity?
01:16No, it's gotta be a lot, a lot.
01:18They did a bad, bad thing.
01:20I have an ungod authority that Eve is in the Bahamas to grieve.
01:24I really need to find her.
01:25Go talk to the Dragon Queen.
01:29None of this is gonna go the way you want it to.
01:32They did a bad, bad thing.
01:33All right, I don't want that.
01:35You ever pray with all your heart?
01:36So who's this guy?
01:37He's a little older, talks way too much.
01:39This guy's as dirty as a sock on the highway.
01:42That's not a real expression.
01:43None of them are real expressions until someone says them, okay?
01:45So I'm a groundbreaker.
01:47And his ex-girlfriend is a criminal.
01:49I like her for you.
01:50They did a bad, bad thing.
01:51My gut is telling me that there's somebody who's keeping an eye on me
01:54because of what I know, but I really don't know what I know.
01:58You had a concussion.
02:00I'm fine.
02:01Please tell me you didn't drive here.
02:02I don't think I did.
02:06I have a plan.
02:06No, you don't.
02:07I'm gonna make a plan the second you leave.
02:11Your magic ain't working.
02:12All kinds of bad people getting in the water now.
02:18What did you do?
02:19I'm in a bit of a jam here.
02:20Dude, you're a murder suspect.
02:22Maybe it's even a pickle.
02:23On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I?
02:26A million.
02:27You couldn't just say ten?
02:28You don't think I'd understand that ten is bad?
02:32Your place is a rat trap.
02:33Why didn't you get a cat?
02:34I have one right here.
02:35You have to buy a tiger.
02:36You can't get tigers in Florida, idiot.
02:38There was a documentary about it, dumbass.