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00:00You guys are the number 2 humans
00:02How can we be number 2?
00:03You guys carry 2 phones
00:05You give us the one with the buttons
00:06You hide the iPhone in your pocket
00:08You think we don't know?
00:09We are one of you guys
00:10We know everything
00:11You are such a dickhead
00:12We have come this far by being cheated
00:14What do you mean by cheated?
00:15By the way, tell me one thing
00:16What inspires you to become a dickhead?
00:18I mean...
00:20Don't be scared
00:22I won't take your other phone
00:24Don't worry
00:25I was trying to say
00:26What inspires you to become a dickhead?
00:283 magical words
00:30What?
00:31Take out your phone
00:32Dickhead
00:33I was thinking of taking out my merchandise
00:36Our slogan is so viral
00:39But if I tell you
00:41How I got inspired
00:42I wanted to become a minister since childhood
00:44What?
00:45Is that why you started stealing?
00:47I started my journey by stealing money from my father's wallet
00:50Now I want to go and take out my phone
00:52Dickhead
00:53Is this a joke?
00:54What's your next stage?
00:55Elections
00:56Just pray for us
00:57We will stand in the elections
00:58You just have to come and vote
00:59Okay?
01:00If you give us safety insurance
01:02You are our own
01:03Nothing will happen to you
01:04Sir, can I give you a reference?
01:07No, don't be free
01:08Don't be free
01:09By the way, nice chain
01:11Thank you
01:12It's my anniversary
01:13Are you married?
01:14Oh no
01:15The aunty I stole from on Tariq Road
01:18She was screaming
01:20Don't take it
01:21It's my anniversary
01:22It's my anniversary