Darzan | Funny podcast short
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00:00So what's the right time?
00:02My sister-in-law says my brother's wedding is on the 30th
00:04whereas it's on the 37th.
00:06What do you mean by 37th?
00:08After 7 days,
00:10they've already set the date.
00:12So why don't you make a suit and give it to them on time?
00:15Even if I die,
00:16I won't give them the suit on time.
00:18I either give it to them a day before or on the day of the function.
00:21Why? Do you make them suffer so much?
00:23Look,
00:24when I give them the suit on the day of the function,
00:26they wear it with a smile on their face.
00:28But if I give them the suit before the function,
00:30they'll get into trouble.
00:32The suit is tight,
00:33the suit is loose,
00:34the suit boot is too long,
00:35the suit boot is too short.
00:36They'll make my head spin
00:38and waste my time.
00:40But I'm very busy.
00:42Tell me one thing,
00:43if you make a mistake,
00:44how do you justify it?
00:46I have a hundred ways.
00:48I don't accept my own mistake.
00:49If I sew the suit a little tight,
00:51I tell my sister-in-law,
00:52my measurement was perfect,
00:53you're a little fat.
00:55And if I sew the clothes loose,
00:57I tell my sister-in-law,
00:58congratulations,
00:59you've lost weight.