Enders 24th July 2024
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00:00Oh, you all right, Stice?
00:14I'm all right, son.
00:17Oh, careful! Oh, careful!
00:20Oi, kids, careful! Sorry, son.
00:23Sorry, my feral kids. I've got another six weeks of this.
00:27It's all right. It was my fault, and I love seeing them enjoy themselves over the summer.
00:31Oh, yeah, it's all right for you. Yours has blown the nest.
00:33Right, come on, you lot in. Your dinner's on the table.
00:36What's for dinner?
00:37Well, we're skint, so bogey's on toast.
00:40Looks like you've got a right houseful.
00:42I've been lumbered with cats, lot, and all. Like I ain't got enough bellies to feed.
00:47Tala!
00:50What are you doing in the dark? It's a gorgeous evening.
01:17Have you paid the care home fees, like you said?
01:19Yeah, we're up to date.
01:22We're out of the red. Nothing in this game for two in a bed.
01:26It's bullseye.
01:27Reece, focus.
01:30I'm happy. I mean, you're pregnant.
01:37Broken biscuits?
01:38Yeah, I grew up on them.
01:40And like you always say, you look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.
01:44Yeah, but we can afford unbroken ones.
01:47Having a baby costs money.
01:49And yesterday, we owed 13 and a half grand.
01:52It doesn't hurt to tighten our belts for next time.
01:54There won't be a next time.
01:55You don't know that.
01:56Look, I do.
01:58Because you're having a much-longed-for baby,
02:00and I won't let you live off broken promises or broken dreams or...
02:05Hey, they're just biscuits.
02:06They're not, are they?
02:09I'm not going to fail you like I failed Debbie.
02:11Hey, what do you mean?
02:14You've devoted your life to Debbie.
02:16That's not going to be compromised when the baby comes.
02:19And who am I to be happy when she's lying there all alone?
02:21Oh, no.
02:24You need to let me help you more.
02:27I'll start by hanging this lot up.
02:28That's why I said I'd do it.
02:30It's okay.
02:41Oh, Sharon, darling. Everything all right?
02:43Yeah, fine.
02:44It's Phil.
02:46He wants to see the letter from the taxman.
02:48Yeah.
02:56So I picked up this reprobate on the way home.
02:58You all right, then?
02:59Yeah.
03:00You got any crutches knocking about?
03:02No, why?
03:03I told Meat Raffle Rita I'd busted me leg,
03:06so she said we can have her caravan.
03:09Yeah, of course you did.
03:10Hey, hey, Club Tropicana, here we come.
03:14So the boys are outside rehearsing a karaoke song for the kids' club.
03:17Oh, they're their father's sons, all right.
03:20Is Tommy all right?
03:22Why, is he not here?
03:23Oh, his hormones are all over the shop,
03:24so I just thought I'd give him a bit of space.
03:26What, space?
03:27Cat, we're about to all be stuck in a caravan for a week.
03:29It's going to be like an explosion in a firework factory.
03:32Has he said anything?
03:33About what?
03:35The twins lost his bike.
03:36But don't say anything to him.
03:38I just want to get to the caravan without a hitch.
03:39Me too.
03:40I ain't done me bikini line for nothing.
03:42Anyway, see you later.
03:44Yeah, see you later.
03:45Oh, I think I might have to get my bikini line done and all.
03:47Here.
03:48Do you think I'll still get away with wearing one of these round the pool?
03:50Club Tropicana.
03:53That's a lovely blouse, is it?
03:56I had the letter, Reece.
03:58Well, it's gone.
03:59I shredded it.
04:01Why?
04:02Well, we donate all our shredded paper to the Gerbil Rescue Centre.
04:06Well, why would you shred it?
04:08For the money?
04:09Well, I don't know.
04:10I don't know.
04:11I don't know.
04:12I don't know.
04:13I don't know.
04:14I don't know.
04:15I don't know.
04:16I don't know.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I don't know.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I don't know.
04:22Phil still doesn't believe that we owe £13,500,
04:25so I'll give him a call.
04:27Get a copy.
04:28Well, you don't owe it.
04:29Not anymore.
04:31No, I, um...
04:32No, I found a loophole.
04:34Oh, I thought you'd explored every option.
04:36I had.
04:37And then I remembered the, uh...
04:39the 2017 Finance Act legislation on disguised remuneration.
04:43Right.
04:44When will the money be back in our account?
04:45Tomorrow.
04:46That's great.
04:47Thanks.
04:48Well, unless that is you want to double it.
04:52Well, the casino didn't have you down as a gambling man.
04:55Oh, no, no, I'm not.
04:57I'd never gamble a client's money.
04:59No, um...
05:00No, it's a high-yield investment scheme
05:02started by friends from uni.
05:04They've made a fortune.
05:06Well, I'd rather have the money.
05:09As your accountant, I think that's unwise.
05:12I mean, the money was going to the taxman anyway,
05:14so why not make it work for you instead?
05:18They'll double it.
05:20Or triple it, you know,
05:21if the market goes the way that's predicted.
05:24Well, you've found that tax loophole,
05:26so I trust your judgment.
05:28Go on, then.
05:33I think that's a very good decision.
05:35Now, if I may be so bold.
05:37You may.
05:38Bring the paperwork to Peggy's later.
05:40Phil will want to have a look at it before we sign.
05:43Thanks, Rhys.
05:49PHONE VIBRATES
06:02You can tell Sam Mitchell came up with these cocktails.
06:05They're about as dated as her manky camel cock.
06:08Oi! I didn't think you knew Sam.
06:11She's my brother's mum.
06:12Oh.
06:13Two of my dad's three kids are spawned from Mitchell Blondes.
06:17Odd one out.
06:18Well, my brother is half Mitchell too,
06:21so what does that make us?
06:23Unlucky?
06:24Mm.
06:25Well, I'll just settle for Wicked Stepsisters.
06:27Thank you. Yeah.
06:30Oh, Cosmopolitan.
06:32How dated is this? What, were you at a barn dance?
06:35I came up with that menu, actually.
06:37And you are organising one theme night,
06:40so don't get carried away.
06:41All right, sis.
06:43SIS?
07:01No, no.
07:03No, no, no, no.
07:07Oh!
07:14Don't be long.
07:15If we miss this train, we can't afford a new ticket.
07:17No, I won't.
07:18This way, he ain't got time to have a ruck, has he?
07:20No.
07:21Hey, Kat.
07:22Listen, don't let him wrap around your little finger, all right?
07:28Are we going to this caravan or what?
07:30Yeah, I'm going to grab Tommy and then we're off.
07:33Teenage boys, eh?
07:34He's well-moody.
07:35Are you sure it's just about the twins losing his bike?
07:37Yeah. Where is he?
07:39Oh, he's in there.
07:40Here, I've got the sack.
07:43Come on, get a wriggle.
07:44Haven't we got a train to catch?
07:47There'll be loads of boys there your age
07:49and the twins will be in the kids' club, yeah?
07:51Out your hair.
07:52I ain't angry with the twins.
07:54I'm angry with you for hitting me.
07:58I did not hit you.
08:01I shouldn't have shoved you, I'm sorry.
08:04I ain't told anyone about it.
08:05No.
08:06My secret's safe.
08:07Sorry, I shouldn't have done it.
08:08No, you shouldn't.
08:10I apologised.
08:13You hit me first.
08:14What, that makes it all right?
08:15No.
08:17Just waiting for an apology.
08:18You ain't getting one.
08:20You punched your own mother in the stomach.
08:23I've got the bruises to prove it.
08:26Come on, I ain't missing the train.
08:27I ain't going.
08:28You are.
08:29Or I'll tell Alfie what a little thug you are, yeah?
08:31And then we'll have the social services on the doorstep in no time.
08:34Go on, then.
08:36Are you all ready for the caravan of dreams?
08:38Yay!
08:40We'll go without you then.
08:41Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:42What's going on?
08:43You'd like that, wouldn't you?
08:44Happy families while I'm not there.
08:46You are part of this family whether you like it or not.
08:48Well, Alfie ain't my dad and I wish he weren't my mum.
08:50Hey, hey, you don't talk to your mother like that.
08:52Come on, outside.
08:53Don't touch me.
08:55Right, hold on, let's just calm down.
08:57All right, I'm his mum and I do what I like.
08:59Look, get her away from me.
09:01You are coming to the caravan.
09:03Just take it easy, yeah?
09:06All right, holiday's cancelled.
09:08Mum!
09:09We want to do karaoke.
09:11You can't cancel their holiday.
09:13Well, blame Tommy and these two.
09:15And you, don't you undermine me and my own kid again.
09:23Oh, I'm nearly finished if you fancy a rendezvous with an old friend.
09:27I bet you were your French.
09:28Oh, I was always the smart one.
09:30That's why I've done so well with my life.
09:31Hey, don't knock an honest day's graft.
09:34Wish Rhys had something less stressful.
09:36Yeah?
09:37Right, what's up?
09:38Oh, just, he spends so much time looking after other people's finances,
09:41he forgets about his own.
09:43He's working himself into an early grave just to make ends meet.
09:46Not fair.
09:47You are talking about his job, ain't you?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Bet that wife of his can't hang around forever, can she?
09:53He might inherit a few bob of her life insurance.
09:55If she slipped away, it wouldn't be a bad thing.
09:57The care home fees are crippling us.
10:01Hey, you all right?
10:02Yeah.
10:04Sorry, that was awful.
10:06You said it.
10:07All right, stop it.
10:08I'm ashamed of myself.
10:15Go on.
10:16Phil, hold on.
10:18So what, you want to go first?
10:20What's this? Midnight ride?
10:22It's classified.
10:24No, we just need to get photos retaken for our security lanyards
10:27and he wants me to go first so he can do his ear.
10:32Cheers, boss.
10:33Yeah.
10:34How can I help?
10:35I, er, got a surprise for Lexi.
10:38Listen, I'm sorry about her party.
10:40Forget it, it's all done and dusted.
10:42I bought her some flights, a trip to America,
10:45for her birthday, to see her dad.
10:48And, er, you and Cathy can go on, can't we?
10:51It's all on me.
10:53Phil, that's really generous.
10:55Well, I think for you it's for Ben.
10:57Ah, well, on behalf of Ben, then, thanks.
10:59When will you be leaving?
11:00Next week.
11:01It's a bit short notice, isn't it?
11:03I don't know if I can get the time off work.
11:05Well, you can find time to get your hair done, can't you?
11:08You can find time at Ben and Lexi and all.
11:14Why are we here before it opens?
11:16Because there is loads to do.
11:19You can help with the bottling up, if you like.
11:21I don't know what that means.
11:23I've only ever heard it on telly.
11:25OK, remind me why I should hire you again.
11:27Er, because I'm fine to have around this morgue.
11:30Oi!
11:31There.
11:34Do you break?
11:35No, we've only just started.
11:37And that's 50 quid a bottle.
11:39Yeah, well, as the employer of a wheelchair user,
11:42you are legally obliged to make reasonable adjustments.
11:49Legally obliged, you say?
12:02Bill, what a surprise.
12:04What were you expecting?
12:06A cherub playing a gold-plated trumpet?
12:08I own the gaff.
12:10You pay for that?
12:12I was going to put the money in the till later.
12:15And you can afford that, can you, on barmaid's wages?
12:17Well, I'm the manager, so...
12:19Not anymore, you're not.
12:20You've been demoted for stealing and drinking at work.
12:23I can't do that.
12:25I've just done it.
12:26Anyone who thinks they can take me for a mug has had it.
12:32Where's that money?
12:34He wants to talk about an investment opportunity.
12:37I thought we could discuss it over a few drinks.
12:39Yeah.
12:46What was all that about?
12:47What?
12:48That scene with you and Tommy.
12:50I don't know.
12:51Oh, don't be a brat.
12:52Me, a brat? Yeah, right.
12:53Listen, Tom's not talking to anyone at the moment,
12:55so I just want an explanation from his mother,
12:58how it turned so nasty and ugly so quickly, yeah?
13:03Oh, he's going to sit there and sulk.
13:05Yeah, like mother, like son.
13:09Well, excuse me,
13:10while I go and make her up to the twins for their cancelled holiday.
13:18No, no, no, I don't believe a word.
13:20Heather, I can assure you...
13:21Are you still here?
13:22Phil!
13:24I can't believe you're falling for this.
13:26He's a con man.
13:27He's a great accountant and I trust him implicitly.
13:30And he found that tax loophole.
13:32No, we're going to sign him up for this.
13:34I want our money back.
13:35I don't want you missing out.
13:36It's fine, Rhys.
13:38I gave you the courtesy of telling her about the investment,
13:41but I'm not asking your permission, OK?
13:44I am the sole signatory of our finances.
13:48So thank you, Rhys.
13:51It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
13:58Would you excuse me?
14:00You've got a few weeks, eh?
14:02Then I want our money back, doubled.
14:04For the highest deal, though, I'd urge you to wait the full three...
14:07No, no, no.
14:08If you don't show us our money when I click my fingers,
14:10I'll know you're ripping us off.
14:12And if I'm right...
14:13I promise...
14:14No, I'll promise you.
14:15If I'm right, I'll kill you.
14:28You don't want to get on the wrong side of Phil.
14:35Yeah, Rhys.
14:38Sharon said that's on the house, yeah?
14:52I'm so sorry for all the awful things I said.
14:55And me, a nurse.
14:58I should be thanking you for helping us pay for the IVF.
15:03Because I'm pregnant.
15:06Rhys is going to be the best dad.
15:09And I can't wait to be a mum again.
15:11I've got so much love to give.
15:14We couldn't have done it without you.
15:17It's been touch and go, money-wise.
15:20Rhys thought he might have to move you out,
15:22but I promise you,
15:24wherever you are, we're going to look after you.
15:27Because it's only bricks and mortar, isn't it?
15:30It's the people that count.
15:34I'm going to pay you back every single penny.
15:39Because, you know,
15:42I was thinking...
15:45I might sell my house.
15:47It belonged to my grandma, Dot.
15:50I loved her so much.
15:53It's meant to be my pension,
15:55my daughter Bex's inheritance, but...
15:58what's the point in saving for the future
16:01if you're living in fear right now?
16:04And you know how Rhys spirals.
16:09We could have a fresh start.
16:12I'm sure you'd be happy.
16:14We could have a fresh start.
16:17No debt.
16:20That's what I'm going to do.
16:24That's what I have to do.
16:27Because there's four of us to take care of now.
16:30There's me,
16:32Rhys,
16:33the baby,
16:35and you.
16:38Squeeze my hand if you can hear me, Debbie.
16:45Let's get you nice and comfy, eh?
16:53There you go.
17:10I think she'll be out in a second.
17:12What are you doing here?
17:14I don't care who you are, you haven't signed in.
17:16How did you get through?
17:18Well, there was no-one on reception and the door was wide open.
17:21It's not my fault you've got sloppy security.
17:23You have to sign the register before you go.
17:25Can't have any old Tom, Dick or Harry wandering about.
17:27I'm not any old Tom, Dick or Harry.
17:29I'm Debbie's family.
17:35No peeking. Keep going. Minus step, minus step, minus step.
17:37We've got another step, we've got another step.
17:39That's it, we're going through the gate now.
17:41That's it, we're going to turn around here.
17:43All yours, Nanamo.
17:45If you can't go to the kids' club...
17:47The kids' club has come to you!
17:49I know why you guys are missing out.
17:51Tell me about it.
17:52Here we go, let's turn this up nice and loud.
17:54Green, green grass, blue, blue skies.
17:58You'd better throw a party or you'll get out of line.
18:02Green, green grass, blue, blue skies.
18:06You'd better throw a party or you'll get out of line.
18:10You'd better throw a party or you'll get out of line.
18:13Hello!
18:39Police, please.
18:41Hello, my name's Tommy Moon.
18:44I'm 18 years old.
18:50My mum's been hitting me.
18:53And this was my grandad's bedroom after his stroke.
18:57Some of the neighbours, they've knocked through, but...
19:00Well, they've got the right idea.
19:02Needs modernising.
19:06Er, right.
19:08So through here...
19:11This is the kitchen.
19:14Good Lord, it's magical.
19:17Oh, do you think so?
19:19It's a museum piece.
19:21The kitchen that time forgot.
19:23My grandma was very happy here.
19:25Oh, don't take it the wrong way.
19:27This was your grandparents' taste.
19:30Their style.
19:32You can still smell the powdered egg.
19:35So have you just inherited it?
19:38No.
19:39I've lived here for years.
19:41Oh.
19:42Well, I'm sure the new owners will put their stamp on the place.
19:46Shall we talk through the deeds?
19:48Do you know what? I don't think I'm going to sell.
19:51I don't want my grandma Dot's soul ripped out of this house,
19:54so we can find another way out of this situation.
19:59You're right.
20:01Memories of loved ones are precious indeed.
20:04Yeah, they are.
20:06Thanks for understanding.
20:08But don't let the past stop you enjoying the future.
20:13Your money worries can ruin a family,
20:15especially with a new baby on the way.
20:25We've got a waiting list for houses like this.
20:27You can have a cash buyer by the end of the week.
20:37Hello, Debbie.
20:39It's me.
20:45Well, I hope I'm making the right decision.
20:48We could sell this place tomorrow,
20:50but I would have mentioned the cabaret to prospective buyers.
20:54Thank you. I'll be in touch.
20:58What's all this, then?
21:00We're home.
21:03What's all this, then?
21:05I don't know. It's funny, though, isn't it?
21:07I'm calling it Mochella.
21:09No, I'm all right, thanks.
21:11Who's that bloke?
21:13Nosy. Estate agent.
21:16What? Well, you're not selling Dot's, are you?
21:19It's been one for two years now,
21:21but, yeah, I'm selling Dot's place.
21:24Why? I mean, where are you going?
21:26We haven't thought that far forward yet,
21:28but the money from the sale of the house,
21:30it'll give us choices and hope.
21:32You've got to be joking. I mean, look around.
21:34You've got all you need here. You've got friends, family.
21:37Mo bursting your eardrums.
21:45No, I know her. I know her enough.
21:48I've lived here most of my life, haven't I?
21:51And Mum, she didn't have a pot to pee in,
21:53but she taught us to be grateful for what we had.
21:56Some people ain't that lucky, are they?
21:58They spend their life searching for something
22:00and all the while it was at the end of their noses.
22:03You know, that house, you lot, you're everything to me.
22:07That's never going to change.
22:09But my future is with Rhys now.
22:11And hopefully a little family of our own.
22:14But we're drowning in debt.
22:17It's a really horrible way to live, so, yeah, I'm selling the house.
22:21For me and Rhys. He's the kindest man I've ever met.
22:25And I know he'll do anything for me.
22:38Can I have a word?
22:40Save your breath.
22:42You don't know what I'm going to say?
22:44Something like, er, please don't be mad at my mate.
22:47She's been working really hard and deserves that champagne.
22:51Actually...
22:53Chelsea deserved that demotion.
22:56I'd have sacked her if she'd stolen from me.
22:58You've got a vacancy for a new manager and I want the job.
23:01I'm hard-working, ambitious, and if you think this wheelchair
23:04is going to stop me from dealing with scumbags,
23:07you don't know me very well.
23:09Weren't expecting that, were you?
23:14Sonny's having a baby.
23:17It's what we've both wanted for so long and...
23:20well, now it's actually happening.
23:26I'm in so much debt.
23:31I'm such a mess, Debbie.
23:37You're so pretty.
23:41Did I ever deserve a girl like you?
23:44Did I ever deserve a girl like you?
23:47Just face it, I didn't.
23:52If you were here, properly here,
23:56you'd want to help me.
23:58I know you wouldn't.
24:01But you've been sentenced to this pitiful, pointless half-life.
24:06Only you've died in the bath.
24:14It's not fair, is it?
24:16With you lingering on in here,
24:18mummy and son, you lose everything.
24:22The three of us live with nothing.
24:31I've only got one chance left, Debbie.
24:34And I know, I just know you'll tell me to take it.
24:41See?
24:44If you passed away,
24:47I could start again.
24:50I've lost you.
24:53I can't lose Sonny and the baby as well.
25:14I can't lose you.
25:44I can't lose you.