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00:00Human fail.
00:01Why would you do that?
00:02Pfft.
00:03Why would you put a-
00:04Pfft.
00:05Don't mess with ostriches, dude.
00:08Or at least take your other hand and punch him in the throat.
00:10So basically, there's no consequences of gays getting married.
00:12She wouldn't be so scary if she gave you a big toothless grin.
00:15Oh, hi!
00:17I have to say, this child has really pretty eyes.
00:19Work it, dude.
00:20Now all you need is the shades, the goatee, and the sexy attitude.
00:24And the shirt.
00:25Oh, really? Could you tell me why?
00:26Cops and firemen have the same rule.
00:28Never look down the barrel.
00:30Wait, the Queen of England is a cannibal?
00:32I'm so confused!
00:34Queen Elizabeth II confirmed cannibal.
00:36No!
00:37Whoa!
00:38Okay, wait, what do I censor?
00:39Hahaha!
00:41There's no nudity, so...
00:42Hmm.
00:43I am so confused.
00:45Dude, this isn't a fail, it's called team spirit.
00:47It's funny when people call themselves carnivores because all of us are omnivores.
00:50You don't choose that.
00:52Nice!
00:53Seems legit.
00:54I think she deserves a slap on the back.
00:56Oh my god.
00:57That's her spine, people.
00:59You can, like, pick her up and carry her as a suitcase.
01:01Big man. Soon to be a big meal.
01:04Thanks, mud.
01:05Apparently these people have never heard of prayer.
01:07Fun for all of five seconds till you get shot.
01:09Mine has buttons.
01:11Oops.
01:12How is that a fail? She has a free recliner, see?
01:14Aww, it's so cushy.
01:17Do it, son!
01:18Oh, god.
01:20Remember when I said, do it, son?
01:21I'm sorry.
01:22Yo, you got this, boo!
01:24That's why you put them in the front and the back, yo.
01:26Science 101. Proportion.
01:28It's a pretty little...
01:30Oh!
01:31Dude!
01:32Look, this girl's gonna hit her head. It's terrible.
01:34Oh my god.
01:35When you fall back, you gotta tuck it.
01:37Is it weird of me to say I would consider this, like, heaven?
01:40So many cute puppies!