SpongeBob SquarePants - S08E03 - A Friendly Game
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00:00Patrick! T-side, Patrick!
00:01Patrick! T-side, Patrick!
00:03Patrick! Wake up!
00:06Ready to lose?
00:07Yes!
00:08I'm ready to lose!
00:10I'm ready to lose!
00:11No, you're not!
00:13Oh, come on!
00:14Yes!
00:16No, you're not!
00:17Yes, you are!
00:19Yes, you are!
00:20No, you're not!
00:22Oh, come on!
00:24Get ready to lose!
00:26Yes!
00:28Not ready to lose.
00:30The weather permitting, of course.
00:35Aw, how are we supposed to golf in this downpour?
00:38Our putters are getting waterlogged.
00:40Dumb rain, doesn't it know I'm the sheriff in these parts?
00:43Hey, rain, you better stop that!
00:46Ah!
00:47Ah!
00:48Ah!
00:49Ah!
00:51Ah!
00:52Ah!
00:55If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?
00:58Sorry, Squidward.
01:00I guess we were just so upset about the rain and how...
01:02Don't care.
01:06I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding.
01:10Thanks a lot, rain.
01:14Say, that gives me an idea.
01:16What follows is a brief construction montage.
01:22Ah!
01:26We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.
01:32Ah!
01:42Ah!
01:46Hey!
01:48Hello!
01:49Squidward, morons.
01:51Ah!
01:53Oh, hi, Squidward.
01:54Up from your slumber, I see.
01:55Well, you're just in time to indulge in a friendly game of indoor miniature golf.
01:59I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two.
02:04And presently, I am heading back to enjoy a well-deserved mid-morning nap.
02:09But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five.
02:15I don't care.
02:16Listen up.
02:18I will not be woken from my nap again.
02:21And if I am, I'm gonna...
02:24Did you just saw the back nine?
02:25Just don't let it happen again!
02:27Or else.
02:30Let's get this game teed off.
02:36You're a first, my good man.
02:38Ah!
02:40Ooh!
02:43Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
02:46I am warning you to take it down!
02:51Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick.
02:53Don't wanna upset Squidward.
02:54Can't wait to lose, huh?
03:05No!
03:08If you would just let me finish my stretches,
03:10I wouldn't have missed my first shot.
03:11Oh, don't worry, Patrick. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
03:14Besides, we're just playing for fun, right?
03:16And back, and...
03:21Nice shot.
03:24What are you doing?
03:25Moving my ball.
03:26Patrick, you have to play it where it lands.
03:27Fine. Have it your way.
03:33Ready to give up?
03:35Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill.
03:39You haven't got a chance.
03:40You know, Patrick, this is just a game.
03:42Well, it is just a game, which I am gonna win.
03:45I think you're missing the point.
03:48Speaking of missing...
03:51Ha! Gotta play it where it lands.
03:54Watch and learn, Squarepants. Watch and learn.
04:05Yes! Let's see if you can top that.
04:08Okay.
04:11Oh, SpongeBob, wait. He's the approach shot.
04:13He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here,
04:16because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey.
04:19A pressure-packed shot, to be sure.
04:34Looks like we're tied. Three shots to three...
04:37Shots? They're called strokes in golf, Patrick.
04:40Not shots. Whatever.
04:45And he sinks another hole in one! That's two in a row!
04:48All right! You wanna play competitive, eh? Observe.
04:58Right between the old wickets.
05:03Come on, Bally. Don't fail me now.
05:04Watch out for the water hazard.
05:06Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.
05:10I have no idea what you're talking about.
05:12Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you.
05:19Oops.
05:20Show off! I can do that.
05:25Ow!
05:27Ow! Where did our balls go?
05:29How do I know? I was just copying you.
05:32Uh-oh.
05:35Oh, well, I guess that's game point.
05:37Oh, hold on there, fella. It's not over yet.
05:41But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise.
05:43Who said anything about noise?
05:46We're just gonna get out of the rough and back to the course.
05:50Hey!
05:53Patrick.
05:56Patrick.
05:59What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?
06:01OK, OK.
06:04Now, where is that dart ball?
06:05Oh!
06:07Patrick, have you seen my ball?
06:08Was it a red one?
06:09Mm-hmm.
06:10Might have been in the kelp salad.
06:12Patrick, you ate my ball?
06:13Don't worry. I'll get it.
06:15Patrick, no.
06:16No?
06:17I have to play the ball where it lies.
06:21We'll need to leave this open.
06:23Now, let's see. If I was a golf ball, where would I...
06:25Oh! Next to the golf ladder, of course.
06:28Ah!
06:34Where's your ball?
06:35I don't know. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
06:37There it is.
06:38Uh-oh.
06:39Play it where it lies.
06:50Oh, it would!
06:51Top that!
06:52I could do that blindfolded.
06:56Oh!
06:59Hey, wait up!
07:00Warmer, warmer, red hot!
07:03Ah!
07:04Warmer, warmer, colder, colder.
07:08Warmer, warmer, warmer, hot!
07:11Hot, red hot, red hot!
07:14No, wait, my mistake. Your ice cold.
07:16Warmer, warmer, hot, hot, red hot, red hot, smoking hot!
07:21Ah!
07:22Ah!
07:26Wrong again.
07:27Stop peeking!
07:28Hotter, colder, hotter!
07:32Hot!
07:33Cold, hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold.
07:39Patrick, this is ridiculous.
07:42Wow, Squidward's really let this place go.
07:45Patrick!
07:46What are you doing?
07:47I was just freshening up.
07:49But these fancy fixtures are touching.
07:51Hot, red hot!
07:53Ah, cold, cold, cold!
07:55Would you please get back in the game?
07:57But I wanted to try his loofah.
08:00Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere.
08:02Oh, Patrick.
08:05Uh, look a little closer, buddy.
08:11Play it where it lies.
08:13Play it where it lies.
08:15But how are we gonna hit our balls back to my house from here?
08:17All it takes is a little finesse, SpongeBob.
08:20All it takes is a little finesse.
08:23Okay, you're good to go.
08:24Fire!
08:28It's all yours.
08:32This one's for all the marbles.
08:33I thought we weren't betting.
08:35No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.
08:37Ah, hot, hot, hot, hot.
08:40What's going on here?
08:44Ah!
08:49Hole in one!
08:50Good morning.
08:52Sorry we woke you.
08:53Wha, wha?
08:55Hey, Squidward, what happened to your dentures?
08:59Hey, pal.
09:00Rematch next Saturday?
09:01Rain or shine, SpongeBob.
09:02Rain or shine.
09:08SpongeBob!