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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fame, it's your boy Kid back at it again, hope you're doing well,
00:14kicking it with my boys, grind the beats, your buds, and the rest of the gang.
00:18What adventures lie on this week's episode?
00:19I gotta stay tuned to find out, ladies and gentlemen, snacks is not included, damn it,
00:24you gotta bring your own.
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00:34the channel, you also help out the channel simply by just liking, commenting, and watching.
00:38So with that being said, let's get it.
00:43Snacks not included, let's freaking go.
00:45Okay, Steve, 20 B&H, yeah, blue slim wristlock, okay, and a can of Coke as well, yeah, I don't
00:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, three, two, one, go.
00:57Oh, mate, we've invented this new game since Steve got the tag, right?
01:02It's so jokes.
01:03It's jokes.
01:04Do you think he's gonna make it?
01:05Hopefully not.
01:06Basically, he's gotta be in by 8pm before he gets in bare trouble, so.
01:07Yeah, so at 7.50 exactly, we send him to the shop with a fat list and he has to get back
01:08before it's curfew.
01:09Because if he doesn't make it back, he'll have to go to jail.
01:10Idiot.
01:11Steady.
01:12Steady.
01:13Steady.
01:14Steady.
01:15Steady.
01:16Steady.
01:17Steady.
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01:48Steady.
01:49Steady.
01:51Steady.
01:52It's alright, mate.
01:56Oh, that is...
01:57Hey!
01:58Go on, Steve.
01:59Straight into the shop, mate.
02:00Fucking hell.
02:01That's the best one yet.
02:02I've never seen anyone smash through a car.
02:03No.
02:04That is fucking sick, mate.
02:05Go on, Steve.
02:06Come on, mate.
02:07Steady.
02:08Steady.
02:09Steady.
02:10Come on, Steve.
02:11Down we are.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:13How long we got?
02:14Fuck, man.
02:15Old TV.
02:16Damn.
02:18There you go.
02:19Let's check this all here.
02:20Coat, bag, fridge lock.
02:21Perfect.
02:22Put your changes on.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Well done, Stevie.
02:25Top marks.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Well, minus points for getting hit by a car,
02:28so work on your technique for next time.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Alright?
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32Grinder.
02:33Oh, what's up, Steve?
02:34Let's just go.
02:35No, hey, I'll be back soon.
02:36Day one of the shoot.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:47Why do we wait a year before making a music video?
02:49I wonder why.
02:50So do I.
02:51It's called creating a hype, mate.
02:52Yeah, it's called being strategic.
02:54Exactly.
02:55Plus, having a webcam made me realise
02:57that my looks are wasted on radio, you know?
02:59Yeah.
03:00And Shabzy can get loads of free cameras and shit from work, so...
03:03That's probably the main reason, to be fair.
03:05Hell, yeah.
03:06Amazing what they can do now, isn't it?
03:08Yeah.
03:09With the technology.
03:10So, are you looking for radio?
03:12Yeah, probably, yeah.
03:13Could be.
03:14Or whatever that stuff is there.
03:16Come on, Steve.
03:17I'm filming it, directing it, editing it.
03:20I'm doing my own lighting.
03:21I'm doing my own set.
03:22Special effects.
03:23He's doing special effects.
03:24There's going to be a lot of explosions as well.
03:26Yeah, shitloads of explosions.
03:28Fire.
03:29Is it?
03:30Yeah, I can do that.
03:31Mad.
03:32Titanic kind of shit.
03:33Holy crap.
03:34Fucking hell.
03:35I've got some props to make it rain.
03:37There we go, Stevie.
03:38Sweet.
03:39And in the films, they actually use...
03:41What?
03:42Bruv.
03:44In the films, they actually use water and milk
03:46because it shows up better on camera.
03:48And that's...
03:49Oh, wow, what is that?
03:50That's the skin.
03:51It's great.
03:52Right, let's demo it.
03:54OK.
03:55And action!
03:57Oh, God.
04:02That's grim, man.
04:03Oh, it stinks.
04:04Oh, it's in my mouth.
04:08OK, let's make a music video.
04:10Let's make it rain.
04:11In his mouth.
04:14What's up, boys?
04:17Oh, wow, that is a strong look.
04:19You like that, yeah?
04:20Mm.
04:21Yeah, I've gone for a Doctor, sort of Jean-Claude Van Damme look.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Van Damage.
04:26OK.
04:27Yeah, the music video is actually going to be inspired
04:29by sort of action films slash, like, Doctors slash
04:35of the Fast and Furious franchise.
04:37I have a couple of slices here.
04:40It's good to carve up before a shoot.
04:44What are you doing today?
04:45Well, I said I'd go to Essex with Mish
04:47cos I feel a bit sorry for her having to do everything on her own,
04:50you know.
04:51What's going on in Essex?
04:53She's still not told him.
04:55Told him what?
04:57Fuck's sake.
04:58I don't want to be caught in the middle of this.
05:01Well, what's going on, Misha?
05:03Nothing, nothing's going on.
05:05What, is Mish thinking about leaving Grindr again?
05:07Cos if she is, I'll go fucking sick.
05:09You know he's the ultimate man.
05:10No, no, it's not that.
05:12Can you sit down?
05:13Cos I don't want you fainting like you did
05:15when I told you that Craig was going to university, so...
05:20Fucking hell, it looks...
05:22I didn't think I could look any better.
05:24I know.
05:26I don't usually wear make-up, but cos it's a music video shoot,
05:29it's sort of allowed.
05:30Make sure I bring out the cheekbones for the camera.
05:33Yeah, of course, I'll do your jawline as well.
05:35Yeah, yeah.
05:36Definitely.
05:37Turn your head.
05:43So, listen, I'm actually going to go and see a flat today.
05:46Will you concentrate, Mish, please?
05:48Yeah, I just want to talk about where it is.
05:50Mish, do you want your husband leaving the house
05:52without a jawline or not?
05:53No. No, exactly.
05:54Focus on the task at hand, thank you.
05:58You remember how Mish and Grindr have got to move out of their block,
06:01yeah, cos they're knocking him down and...
06:04Yeah.
06:05OK, so they've got to move.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Yeah, so they're moving to Essex.
06:18Cool.
06:19Yeah.
06:21What, permanently, or...?
06:22Yeah, permanently, yeah.
06:24Yeah.
06:26Cool.
06:27He's going to cry.
06:31Can we move to Essex?
06:32No.
06:34Oh, what a dude.
06:35Cool.
06:37Is that it?
06:38Yeah, that's it.
06:39Cool.
06:40You all right?
06:42Yeah.
06:46All right, and just remember, don't say anything to Grindr, OK?
06:50Cos it's not up to you. Don't get caught up in it.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Just let Mish do that.
06:59And action!
07:00And action!
07:01Roar! There's a dead MC on the floor.
07:03Who's that standing above him?
07:05He's got a microphone and he's pointing it in this direction.
07:09I think it might be MC Grindr.
07:11Who? MC Grindr.
07:14Hats on. Bang!
07:16Lyrical blow to the jaw. Bang!
07:18Stevie, I need you on the floor now ASAP, come on, quickly.
07:21Right, Steve, go inside, help your buds.
07:23This is fucking important today, man.
07:25I'm not going to let Grindr move to Essex.
07:27We're going to bang out a sick music video
07:29and that's going to solve all our problems.
07:31How you feeling? You all right? Yeah, good, man.
07:33It's getting fucking sick, innit?
07:35If it all goes to plan, you can probably buy a house off this, innit?
07:38Yeah, buy a fucking what, mate? You know what I mean?
07:40Fist pops off.
07:41Cos they say that money can't buy you happiness.
07:44Well, that's complete bullshit.
07:46Because money can buy you happiness,
07:48you just have to be able to afford it.
07:50Yeah, no.
07:51Probably get a fucking rooftop pool as well, if I want.
07:53Rooftop pool? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54Treat it like a little clubhouse, you know what I mean?
07:56Yeah. Next scene, what's going on?
07:59What?
08:00Basically, he said that we can't film in here.
08:02He said the permission slip didn't come through the fax machine.
08:04So what the fuck are you going to do now, you little donkey?
08:06OK, it's fine.
08:07You know what? I've got everything that I want on here.
08:09I've got everything, yeah?
08:10So let's just improvise. Follow me, I know what I'm doing.
08:12The whole video is based in a hospital.
08:14Nick a wheelchair.
08:15Nick a wheelchair.
08:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, take that shit, that's good for props.
08:18That's good for props.
08:19Only I'm allowed on it. Only I'm allowed on it.
08:21That's improvising.
08:22OK. Let's go, guys.
08:23Everything's going to be all right, man.
08:25No, I'm just saying, I'm excited.
08:27Yeah.
08:30What the hell?
08:31Can I use the wheelchair?
08:33No, Steve.
08:36Where's Brentford, then?
08:37Brentford's down here.
08:39Brentford.
08:40And then Pitsley East.
08:43Pitsley East.
08:44Where is it?
08:45Oh, Pitsley's up there.
08:47Where?
08:48Pitsley.
08:49Where? I can't see it. That one?
08:51No, yeah, it's off the end.
08:54It's not on the map.
08:56Well, it is on a map, it's just not on this one.
08:59What other map is there?
09:01Well, a bigger one.
09:03Goes further out.
09:07Are you worried about the move to Essex?
09:09Yeah, I am worried, but I've got a tiny bit of hope
09:12that maybe it'll be a good thing.
09:14Maybe it'll be nice, you know, like a sort of holiday
09:17where you never come home.
09:19It's a lot of, like...
09:22..palm, isn't it? A lot of green.
09:24It's very green, yeah.
09:26Yeah, it's really green.
09:28That's about houses.
09:30I'm worried about all the trees and that.
09:32This guy really hates countryside.
09:34Still not told him, then?
09:36I was going to tell him, but he was in the zone,
09:38you know, taking the music video really seriously.
09:40Oh, yeah, I know, yeah.
09:42Kevin was wearing a sleeveless doctor's outfit.
09:44Was he? Wow.
09:45It all seems very professional.
09:47Yeah, no, God, it's such a powerful concept.
09:49What's the concept, fighting in a hospital?
09:51Yeah, but then the hospital is actually a metaphor
09:53for society, apparently.
09:55Of course it is.
09:57Let's go.
09:58So, what are we doing in the park?
10:00So, this is my storyboard. This is the second location, right?
10:02Looks a little bit like the back of the hospital as well,
10:04so it's perfect.
10:05Hospital? Yeah, don't worry about it.
10:06Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
10:07Yeah, you know, I think the best directors,
10:09they always have to improvise, you know what I mean?
10:11Mate, listen, I'm a visionary, OK?
10:13I'm Chibodi G, a.k.a. Stephen Spielguth.
10:16So, Stevie, what I want you to do, OK,
10:18you're going to be playing the character of the dead MC.
10:20So, I'm just going to wear the MC hat.
10:22OK.
10:23Look, look at that, it suits him, doesn't it?
10:25Sure, it's tight enough. Yeah.
10:26Right, OK.
10:27OK, come on. Stevie, you're down there.
10:29Grind, everyone.
10:30I need that one. OK.
10:31I'm the director.
10:32OK, I say action, then.
10:33No, no, I'll say it. You can say it with me.
10:35Right, OK, everyone ready? Everyone settle?
10:37Yeah. Settle!
10:38What sound?
10:39When I say settle, everyone needs to be quiet.
10:41OK, let me know when I say action.
10:42OK, now I say action.
10:43No, no, no, but I... It's my video.
10:45We say it together. OK.
10:46So, who says action? Me.
10:48OK.
10:49And action!
10:52You just stay there. Yeah.
10:55I'd say my directing style is quite unorthodox,
10:57you know what I mean, but also orthodox.
11:00I'd say it's complex, but also very simple.
11:04I'd say it's dark, it's light, it's yin, it's yang.
11:08It's, er...
11:10It's everything and it's nothing.
11:12Bang!
11:14Bang!
11:15Cut! Cut!
11:17What do you mean? We got it, we got it.
11:19Are we not doing it all in one?
11:21No, no, we got it, we got that bit.
11:22So now we're going to move on to the next set-up.
11:24Brilliant, guys, great.
11:25Stevie, you can start breathing again.
11:27Go, Stevie.
11:30Will you get a picture of me by the side, Marisha?
11:32Yeah.
11:33I'll pretend it's like your wedding.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Here we go.
11:37Time to see Pitsy in all its glory.
11:40Yeah.
11:43Maybe it's lovely, guys.
11:48Yeah.
11:50Essex isn't as glam as it looks on the telly, is it?
11:53Ha!
11:54They haven't even got 4G here.
11:56OK, so, Tony, stand over him, one foot on him.
11:59Yeah, one foot on the shoulder, I think.
12:01Yeah, exactly.
12:02And what I want you to do is I want you to run in when it drops.
12:05Really full speed, OK?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Shall I get a run-up?
12:08Yeah, do a run-up, maybe start near that bench.
12:10Cool.
12:11Get a good sweat going.
12:12I'm going to travel you out of shot, please, thank you.
12:14Travelling.
12:15For the whole thing?
12:16Yeah, watch your backs.
12:17Watch your backs.
12:18Keep going.
12:19Travelling, travelling.
12:20Get him out.
12:21Watch your backs.
12:22Out of shot.
12:23Watch your backs.
12:24Watch your backs.
12:25OK, perfect, perfect.
12:26What shot?
12:27From here, yeah?
12:28Yeah, I'll give you a...
12:29You go on my second action.
12:30OK.
12:31No, actually...
12:32You go on my foot...
12:33Yeah, OK, you got it?
12:34So, who's saying action?
12:35Me.
12:36You go on Tony's action.
12:37Tony, you go on my action.
12:38OK, I'll go on your action,
12:39but I will say action in my head before, so...
12:41Gavin, you go on Tony's action.
12:42Yeah.
12:43So, I'll probably say action, then I'll run.
12:44OK, you say action as you're running.
12:45Because I'll already be started by then.
12:46Whose action do I hold my breath for?
12:48You don't talk.
12:49OK, everything crystal clear?
12:51Cool.
12:52Shall we...
12:53OK, ready?
12:54Shall we go in, yeah?
12:55OK.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Action.
12:58Oh, it's for me?
12:59Action.
13:00No, no.
13:01Wait for the drop.
13:02Wait for the drop.
13:04So, whose action am I going on?
13:07OK, action.
13:08Action.
13:09Stay there.
13:11He's got a microphone and it's pointed in this direction.
13:14I think it might be MC Grinder.
13:16Action, Gavin.
13:17MC Grinder.
13:21Bang!
13:22Give a cool blow to the jaw.
13:23Bang!
13:24Give a cool blow to the jaw.
13:25Bang!
13:26Give a cool blow to the jaw.
13:27Give an MC down on the floor.
13:29Nice, Gavin.
13:30Let's move to the next scene.
13:31Come on.
13:32Travelling.
13:33OK.
13:34Watch your back.
13:35Here we go.
13:36Pitsy Marcus.
13:37Are we in the wrong place?
13:39No, it's just it's only...
13:40It's only on Wednesdays and Saturdays, so...
13:44It's just concrete everywhere.
13:46Well, yeah, that's just cos there's no market stalls yet.
13:50But if it was, you'd be able to buy, like...
13:53What?
13:54Knickers.
13:55You buy your underwear from the market.
13:58Well, you can, can't you?
14:00What's wrong with that?
14:02Disgusting, Rochelle.
14:04OK, Stevie, let's start the waterworks.
14:06Oh, right.
14:07Oh, fucking hell, Jesus.
14:08And play back.
14:09Right.
14:10Action!
14:11Yeah.
14:12Getting really wet.
14:13Really, really wet, Stevie.
14:15Wet out.
14:16OK.
14:17Everything looks better than your face, man.
14:20Hit it in the air horn.
14:22Hit it in the air horn.
14:24And his back.
14:25Down his back.
14:26Fuck, why does this shit stink, man?
14:28What the fuck's in it?
14:29It smells like fucking fur.
14:30Are you wearing make-up, mate?
14:32No.
14:33It's professional make-up.
14:34Oh, shit.
14:36Because your face is smudging.
14:38Yeah, well...
14:39Can I get some?
14:40Yeah, just...
14:41OK, cut.
14:42I just need to go for a piss quickly.
14:44I'm just going to go for a piss quickly as well, yeah?
14:46OK, Otis Travelling, 10-1, going for VV.
14:48We have a zoo break, Shabzi.
14:50Yes, you can have a zoo break.
14:52Otis Travelling, 10-1, they're going for VV.
14:54Stevie's going for a zoo tea.
14:56OK, good.
14:57Decoy, liking the light work, very good.
14:59Just keep it consistently,
15:01because I can see you're smoking a zoo as well.
15:03Just keep it professional, mate, OK?
15:05Right?
15:06Otis, how you doing, 10-1?
15:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:09Just shaking.
15:10Come on, we're losing the light, guys.
15:12Come on, a tight schedule.
15:13Travelling, please.
15:14Let's go.
15:15OK, come on, quickly.
15:16Come on, action.
15:17Seconds away.
15:18Seconds away.
15:19You're good now.
15:20Seven seconds away.
15:21OK, let's go.
15:22Action.
15:23OK, action.
15:24Action.
15:25Eyebrows looking strong.
15:26I like them.
15:29Right in the face.
15:30Right in the face.
15:31Right in the face.
15:32You sure this is going to look good, Jack?
15:34Yeah, it's going to look amazing.
15:35Ah!
15:38Don't get them heaving in.
15:39No, no, no, that actually adds to it.
15:41OK.
15:42I'm dying, mate.
15:43Oh, hey, Oasis, that's it, that's it, that's it.
15:45Oh, is that it?
15:46It's a wood-winning crochet.
15:47Is it?
15:48Yeah, yeah, it's quite a big deal.
15:49Yeah, it's got on the window, eh?
15:50Yeah, it's amazing.
15:51So I'm just going to go in, I'm going to introduce myself,
15:53and I'm just going to give them my...
15:56..CV.
15:58Oh, that is...
15:59That's amazing.
16:00Yeah, that should be a wood-winning leash, shouldn't it?
16:02Yeah, yeah.
16:03Do you want to have a closer look?
16:04Sure.
16:05Yeah, it's great.
16:06Well done.
16:07Sorry, hun, do you mind just waiting outside?
16:09I'll take that.
16:10Like a dog.
16:11Yeah, no, of course, you don't want them wondering
16:13who your random mate is.
16:14Well, no, exactly, because it might make me look bad
16:16if I say I'm into hair and beauty and then they see you.
16:18It might be a bit confusing.
16:19Oh, yeah, right.
16:20Faggot.
16:21Well, I'll just stand out here and face the wall, then.
16:23Oh, no, don't you do that, hun.
16:24Maybe just avoid the window, yeah?
16:26Wish me luck.
16:27Good luck.
16:30Can I get a pizza?
16:31That shit ain't open.
16:34Hello.
16:35Hi.
16:36So, my name is Michelle-Louise Zagbefus,
16:39and this is my CV.
16:42OK.
16:43A good example of my work is my own hair,
16:46which I'll just show you there.
16:48Did that all myself.
16:49Good.
16:50Yeah, so, great to meet you.
16:53Thanks.
16:54I look forward to hearing from you.
17:00Good, good.
17:02Yes.
17:03This is a tracking shot.
17:04I'll do a tracking shot.
17:05OK, Dickie, push me back.
17:06Pull me back now.
17:07Pull me back.
17:10Right.
17:11Nice.
17:12Nice.
17:13Dickie, Dickie.
17:16That's it.
17:17Get the light, Dickie.
17:18Get the light.
17:19Nice, nice.
17:22You killed an MC.
17:23He's lying on the floor.
17:24Come on!
17:25Argh!
17:26Argh!
17:28Come on, more coming from you.
17:30Argh!
17:31Yeah, nice.
17:32Dance.
17:33Nice.
17:34You getting this, yeah?
17:35Yeah.
17:36How are we looking?
17:37Yes, looking really, really good.
17:38Sick, yeah?
17:39Listen, listen, I had an idea, yeah?
17:40Yeah.
17:41Maybe for, like, the female audience, yeah?
17:42Yeah.
17:43Can we see a bit more skin?
17:44I've already got there.
17:45Put your arms on the shoulder.
17:46Maybe take your top off, you know?
17:47No, that's something I don't do.
17:50But you should have to take one for the team.
17:52Get your top off.
17:53Think about for the chicks.
17:54What?
17:55Yeah.
17:56What?
17:57I don't even have sex topless.
17:58Don't care, mate.
17:59Do you want this video to go well or not?
18:01Yes.
18:02Sweet.
18:03Take your top off.
18:04OK, great.
18:05We're going to get a bit of skin.
18:06Love it, love it.
18:07Yeah?
18:08I haven't actually seen any of Chabud's videos yet,
18:10but from what he's explaining, they do sound actually quite sick.
18:14Top's coming off now, travelling.
18:15Come on.
18:16Top's travelling.
18:17If we earn enough money off the music video,
18:19then Grian and I, he won't have to go Essex.
18:21Like, he can buy a house here.
18:23He can buy two houses here.
18:25That is my plan.
18:27And I'm literally unprepared to do anything to let that happen.
18:32Anything?
18:33Whoa.
18:34Yeah, anything.
18:35OK, and action.
18:37Nice.
18:38Bang.
18:39Get the nipple away from my head.
18:43Don't tense too much, Gavin.
18:45I'm not tensing.
18:46Just relax a bit.
18:47I am relaxed.
18:48This is how I relax.
18:49Show me a few more bodybuilding moves, mate.
18:51Yeah, no, no.
18:52Gavin.
18:53Yeah, that's hot.
18:54Put your leg up a bit.
18:55Get your leg up.
18:56OK, that's good, that's good.
18:57Love it, love it, love it.
18:58OK.
18:59Great stuff.
19:00Now let's go to the park,
19:01cos Stevie's setting up the green screens.
19:03OK, let's have a break.
19:04Zoom break.
19:05Thank you.
19:07That looks nice, doesn't it?
19:08Yeah, it's fucking massive.
19:10It didn't look this big in the pictures.
19:12Mansion.
19:13I think you're just one bit of it, though, right?
19:15Oh, not that whole.
19:16Skills.
19:18She's crazy.
19:19She thought that shit was the whole thing.
19:21What's your dream home?
19:22We want to have something, like, all white, yeah,
19:24like, loads of space, all white, like, cream, carpet, cream.
19:27Shoes off at the door, like, do you know what I'm saying?
19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:30Basically, just cream everywhere, and just everything cream.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Studio.
19:34Convert one of the rooms into a studio for me.
19:36It's nice, Mish.
19:37I can really see you lot living here.
19:40Can you get a picture of me with this water?
19:42Obviously, like, steam room.
19:43You love a steam room for your skin,
19:45cos you went once when you went to the hotel.
19:47Oh, I came out and my skin was to die for.
19:49Yeah, glowing.
19:50We want to have, like, massive kitchen.
19:51Glass cupboards, so you can see all my gums.
19:53Yeah, that's nice, like a museum.
19:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:56Of your stuff.
19:57Yeah, that's sick, yeah.
19:58Is this bigger than our bedroom?
19:59It's hard to tell, isn't it?
20:00I don't know, I've never been in your bedroom.
20:02Bed's probably that size.
20:04Yeah, that's about it, really.
20:06Just loads of space.
20:07Maybe, like, a slide from one of the floors to another.
20:09If it's a dream house.
20:11Yeah, mansion.
20:12Obviously, a mansion is everyone's dream house, isn't it?
20:14Do you know what I mean? Slide into the bed.
20:15Modern-day mansion.
20:16So just before bed every night, you've got a little bit of fun.
20:19The countryside, eh?
20:20Yeah.
20:21So peaceful.
20:26OK, let's travel the green screen, Stevie, please.
20:28Thank you for travelling.
20:29Dicky, I haven't got time.
20:30Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Yeah.
20:36Oi!
20:37What's up with your leg, bro?
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:40I fucked it up the other day, innit,
20:41when I got hit by a car.
20:42Oh, my God.
20:43Bloody hell, Stevie.
20:44I know.
20:45Look at the bottom bit, hold on.
20:46Oh!
20:47I know.
20:48Mate, you've got a bloody ganker.
20:49I know.
20:50Bro, that's fucked up.
20:51Oh!
20:52Oh, shit.
20:53That stinks, man.
20:54It's got jokes, innit?
20:55Nah, no one wants to see that shit.
20:56That's horrible, man.
20:57That's disgusting.
20:58Boys, come on,
20:59ain't no-one else thinking what I'm thinking right now?
21:02Where do you take someone that's injured?
21:04I just thought of something.
21:05Cos of his ankle, we can go to a hospital.
21:07Stevie!
21:08Yeah.
21:09You should have said earlier.
21:10Ah!
21:11Come on!
21:12Come on!
21:13My brother.
21:14My brother.
21:15Everything's fine.
21:16Come on, Stevie!
21:17Yeah.
21:18Someone take him to A&E
21:19and perform some lyrical surgery, you fucking bastard, Stevie.
21:22Do I have to have surgery?
21:23Well done.
21:24Let's hope so, Steven, mate.
21:25Let's hope so.
21:26Yes!
21:28When's the next train, then?
21:30Erm...
21:31About 20 minutes.
21:32So there's one every half an hour.
21:35One every half an hour?
21:36Yeah.
21:37Two an hour?
21:38Yeah.
21:39That is mental.
21:40Yeah.
21:43My journey's not that long, though, is it, I guess?
21:45I feel like it took forever.
21:47I might have to have gone to Halloween's for now.
21:49No.
21:50Are you going to tell Beats about everything?
21:52Yeah, he'll be fine.
21:54I'll just...
21:55They'll have a long-distance relationship.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Hmm.
21:59Attention, attention!
22:00Come on, quickly!
22:01This man is in desperate need of care and assistance!
22:03Yeah.
22:04We're his carers.
22:05We've got to go with him.
22:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:07Come on!
22:08Out of the way!
22:09Everyone out of the way!
22:10Come on, get out of the way!
22:11Trouble him.
22:12Trouble him.
22:13Oh!
22:14Out of the way, mate.
22:15Right, we've got an emergency.
22:16This gentleman here?
22:17Yes.
22:18Stevie, come here.
22:19OK.
22:20OK.
22:21Yeah, my foot's completely fucked.
22:23Fucked.
22:24From a car impact.
22:25OK.
22:26So, yeah.
22:27So we're going to need a bed.
22:28Is that...?
22:29Yeah.
22:30Possible bed and possibly with good lighting
22:31and maybe some props as well, if you can, please.
22:32Thank you.
22:33Ideally, yeah.
22:34We do have a wheelchair already.
22:35All right.
22:36Is that all we've got to do, sign a thing?
22:37If you could just fill this out for me?
22:38Boys, boys, boys, boys.
22:39Yeah, go on.
22:40Pen there.
22:41You can just fill out your name, all the details, yeah?
22:43OK.
22:44This is...
22:45Put that there.
22:46Oh!
22:47OK.
22:48I'm kicking men like Van Damme.
22:49Who's on a mic with a rough snout?
22:50Flying kicks, I let them jerk me
22:51and I triple-double-dip off a jet ski.
22:52Master the technique and then just...
22:53What's...
22:54What's my date of birth?
22:55I wouldn't have a clue, mate.
22:56Listen, mate, don't worry about date of birth.
22:57I've got loads of them, but whatever.
22:58OK.
22:59OK.
23:00We're bandaging.
23:01Angel?
23:02Can you watch something for Mummy, please?
23:03OK.
23:04OK.
23:05OK.
23:06OK.
23:07OK.
23:08OK.
23:09OK.
23:10OK.
23:11Can you just look at that, please?
23:12I've just done a presentation for Daddy
23:13so that he can understand what Essex is like.
23:15So can you tell me what you think?
23:16I need some feedback.
23:17Yeah?
23:19Is it playing?
23:22Yeah?
23:23Yeah.
23:24So, can you look at it, please?
23:25This one.
23:26Oh, God, he just left.
23:27So look at this one, Angel.
23:29Can you just look at the screen?
23:30Just...
23:33So what do you think?
23:36Well, I do think you like the music.
23:38You're very opinionated nowadays, aren't you?
23:40And you'll like the music because it's ambiance music and it relaxes the brain.
23:44It's what we play at work when we're ripping out people's pubic hair.
23:47Ew. Ew!
23:48Look at Mummy. I'm not stressed, am I? She's very relaxed.
23:51You don't look relaxed.
23:53Right, that's it. Give me a vote.
23:55Stay in your room, please.
23:57Think about what you've just said.
24:02So, this is the boot that we're going to fit you in. Oh, wow.
24:06Do you have any Nike ones, or is it just...?
24:08No. Is there any morphing buttons?
24:10Whoa! Or is this just your bog-standard lift and...?
24:14It's for the bed. Yeah.
24:17My nanny used to have a chair like this.
24:19Tipped her out one time when she sat on it.
24:21Dr Campbell to the maternity ward, please.
24:23Dr Campbell to the maternity ward.
24:25..to the joint, even the BMC...
24:27THEY CONFER QUIETLY
24:34The music video went sick.
24:37You've never seen anything like it in your life.
24:40Trust me.
24:42I'm kicking man like Van Damme
24:44Who's on my way to Ruslan
24:46Flying kicks are like Vincenzo DiCaprio
24:48It's a lot better than a lot of videos
24:50that you watch on YouTube already,
24:51and I can just tell that from...
24:54Just the energy on set. ..energy, yeah.
24:56You've done any dancing before this?
24:58Do a wheelie? Yeah, go.
24:59Whoa!
25:01I've got you up.
25:02Second.
25:04Wait, pull him up, pull him up.
25:05You've got so much, you've got us outdoors, indoors.
25:09Do you know what I mean? Dressed as doctors.
25:11Dressed a little bit like doctors.
25:12Do you know what I mean? There's all sorts of things there.
25:15All angles covered. Trust me.
25:17Let's watch it back.
25:18Oh, that's sick. Look at that.
25:20Let me see, mate. You like the camera work?
25:22How smooth it was. Yeah, the zoom.
25:24That's tracking. Tracking shot.
25:26How much do you get paid per view on YouTube?
25:28Loads, lad. Trust me, about to fucking blow.
25:31Do you know what I mean? Next month.
25:33Yeah, and eventually he's going to buy one of those blocks over there.
25:36Penthouse and everything. Trust me, trust me.
25:38Clubhouse.
25:39Come on, boys.
25:45Yeah, all done.
25:47Yeah. Done it.
25:53All ready to go.
25:59Going to have a meltdown, man.
26:03Who's that?
26:05Oh, bloody Meece calling constantly.
26:07Oh, God, bloody ball and chain.
26:09All that, innit? Yeah.
26:11You should chat to her, man.
26:13Chat to her? No, thanks.
26:15No, find out what's going on.
26:17Well, I know what's going on.
26:19We saw the fucking video of a lifetime, mate.
26:21I mean, sick.
26:23Yeah, no, you should...
26:25You should probably tell Meece that everything's going to be all right.
26:29Why are you acting all weird?
26:31Just... I can't say.
26:33Huh? I can't say.
26:35Can't say what?
26:37I told Rochelle I wouldn't say anything.
26:39I just called Meece, innit?
26:41You told Rochelle you wouldn't say anything about what?
26:43What the fuck are you talking about? Huh?
26:45What the fuck are you talking about?
26:47I forgot about my curfew.
26:49Don't fucking change the subject.
26:51What the fuck are you talking about?
26:53What did Rochelle say?
26:55I can't say anything.
26:58Look at me.
27:00Huh?
27:02No, it's nothing to do with that.
27:04What?
27:06No, it's got nothing to do with lipsyn or someone else.
27:08What is it, then?
27:10Oh, boy.
27:12PHONE VIBRATES
27:14Fuck.
27:16HE CLEARS THROAT
27:18Hi, Bobby.
27:20Mm?
27:22What?
27:24Hang on.
27:26OK, if we're going to have this conversation, I'm going to put this music on, OK?
27:28So, wait. Listen to this.
27:30Listen to the music. Calm down for one second. Listen.
27:32Listen.
27:34No, I mean, it is true.
27:36It is true, but it's not, like, it's not my choice.
27:38Like, I wanted to tell you about it, but I didn't know how to tell you.
27:40Beats had to tell me.
27:42I'm not moving to Essex. Do you know how far away that is?
27:44I've got Corrupt FM, Beats is here,
27:46all the fucking boys,
27:48and you're going to make me go over there, away from my music?
27:50I'm going to shoot off as well.
27:52No, you're fucking not. Wait there.
27:55No? No, then. Don't care.
27:57We're going down to the council tomorrow, then,
27:59and Beats is coming with me,
28:01and me and Beats are going to find a place to live then.
28:03Yes, we are.
28:05Rolls.
28:07HE CLEARS THROAT
28:11So nice. That's good.
28:15Won't need that any more.
28:17HE CLEARS THROAT
28:19She got it over with.
28:21Finally, the truth comes out.
28:23We've got to talk about it.
28:25Thank you if you've made it this far.
28:27Thanks for hanging out.
28:29One second.
28:31Bang. Liver go blow to the jaw.
28:33Bang.
28:35Ladies and gentlemen, number one,
28:37thank you for hanging out.
28:39This was a dope episode.
28:41I can't help but be caught up in a lot of feels on this one.
28:43There was a lot of highs and lows on this one.
28:45You were, or at least I was,
28:47anxiously awaiting the moment
28:50of truth to come out between Meech
28:52and, you know,
28:54and for Grindr to finally know the truth.
28:56This is a big blow, ladies and gentlemen.
28:58You know, his whole life is here
29:00and then to uproot and leave
29:02to essentially, you know,
29:04it's so far away
29:06that it's not even on the map of the,
29:08you know, on the train station map there.
29:10And I thought we saw an Aldi
29:12in the background blurred out,
29:14you know, so you got shops open
29:16Monday and Wednesday only.
29:18You know, you got Meech
29:20already applying for a job.
29:22You know, there was a lot of crazy things
29:24going on in this episode,
29:26but the best thing was obviously
29:28we got Steven Spielgerf
29:30on the, in the,
29:32you know, action, you know,
29:34set, camera, action, lights,
29:36whatever you want to say.
29:38You know, you got the best freaking producer here.
29:40I mean, there's nothing that Shabazz can't do.
29:42He comes through in the clutch, man.
29:44He's got the lighting down pack.
29:47He's got the camera angles.
29:49You know, Shabazz is great.
29:51Obviously, he's my favorite character by far.
29:53And, you know,
29:55he makes this show even, you know,
29:57even better.
29:59So, seeing this whole music video bit here,
30:01I'm a little bit biased, ladies and gentlemen.
30:03This quite possibly might be the best music video
30:05that ever.
30:07I would have liked to see
30:09the final product, ladies and gentlemen,
30:11but I might be asking for too much.
30:13Yeah, this whole bit was crazy.
30:15Now, this game that they were playing
30:17with Stevie, you know,
30:197.50 to make sure you're here by 8 o'clock,
30:21my man's got hit by a freaking vehicle,
30:23got up,
30:25fucked up leg, you know,
30:27but it ended up being an asset
30:29for their music video,
30:31you know, especially with a couple of the lines
30:33with the surgery,
30:35you know, all the lines that are
30:37in that music video.
30:39So, it ended up working out great.
30:41Obviously, you know, Steve's is a freaking trooper.
30:44He got up, got hit by the car,
30:46still traveling on in to get the coke
30:48and, you know, whatever else that they required
30:50and changed, you know, for,
30:52I think it was changed for Roche.
30:54Now, where I was saying
30:56where it got me kind of in the feels
30:58a little bit is, man, how much passion
31:00Beats has,
31:02you see my voice crack,
31:04how much love, I guess you can say,
31:06for his bro,
31:08you know, how special that bond is,
31:10you know, again, to me, looks up to him.
31:13I was calling him a great dude and,
31:15you know, Beats,
31:17when broken the news with Roche,
31:19got extremely gutted,
31:21you know, like gutted, sad,
31:23you know, heartbroken.
31:25I was feeling like he was going to cry,
31:27he was going to make me cry and shit
31:29and that's how great his performance was.
31:31Beats, phenomenal dude, always has his guys back.
31:33You know, when Grindr finally
31:35got the freaking news there,
31:37I mean, that's,
31:39god damn, you could hear him fucking cursing.
31:41You hear him cursing on the phone.
31:43Again, the cat is out of the bag,
31:45you know, whatever the saying is there,
31:47I'm glad it is, but man,
31:49what an adventure to be traveling out there.
31:51Again, when you uproot your whole life,
31:53you only know one place,
31:55and then you're going to change it up,
31:57that's going to be quite the distance.
31:59Corrupt FM is going to suffer,
32:01you know, the relationship between Beats and Grindr
32:03is going to suffer, and the rest of the gang there,
32:05they're not going to be an adventure,
32:07so we're hoping things pan out,
32:10I think this was a great episode,
32:12all the scenes were funny,
32:14some were a little disgusting,
32:16but funny on the same time,
32:18when they were talking about
32:20the water and milk combination,
32:22yeah, the old school stuff,
32:24you know, had that combination,
32:26I don't know if they still do that now,
32:28you know, where it goes on camera
32:30a little bit better,
32:32you guys can fill me in there,
32:34but yeah, back in the day,
32:36yeah, I remember milk and stuff like that,
32:38and that was freaking disgusting
32:40with Shavud and Stevie,
32:42and getting that shit in his mouth,
32:44so it's crazy,
32:46obviously you got a lot of feels,
32:48a lot of highs and lows,
32:50and disgusting moments as well,
32:52two crazy moments here,
32:54with Meej and Roche,
32:56with Roche knowing a lot of information,
32:58she definitely didn't want to be the bearer of bad news,
33:00but once you broke that news
33:02to my boy Beats,
33:04it's going to be very difficult,
33:07for him to kind of lie to my boy,
33:09so guys, ladies and gentlemen,
33:11another dope episode,
33:13we love the music video vibes there,
33:15all the scenes that were happening
33:17within the music video,
33:19this might be the greatest music video,
33:21I don't know if we'll ever get a chance to see it,
33:23it's full production,
33:25but dope,
33:27Stevie getting hurt was funny,
33:29but you're worried for him,
33:31and that leg looked all fucked up,
33:33also when he was in the bed,
33:35in the hospital,
33:37and then you got the little blurt shit,
33:39that shit was having me laugh,
33:41hey, you got any Nike boots and shit,
33:43he loves his Nike,
33:45I just enjoyed the episode,
33:47hopefully you guys enjoyed it,
33:49thanks for hanging out,
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